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Vector image of Esme's bum hole.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

NSFW NSFW

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

You're such a gay.

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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

hello trouble,
where's my birthday present?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

I don't know, I was very very drunk on your birthday
I'll post you an empty bottle of vodka or an anecdote about getting lost in the park and being helped by pikey rabbiters.

How do you feel now you're OLD :)?
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

What about me?

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

Yes, you're old too.
I'll be old in 15 days time.

All the cool kids are geminis.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

I discuss horoscopes in my latest podcast.
www.baldmonkeystuff.blogspot.com
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

40 minutes?
Oh balders.

I could watch an episode of House in that time!
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

It's fucking ace.
Listen to it while cycling. Or walking.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:45, archived)

I'm ok, I was woken by the sound of drunk people having sex on my sofa after the party
not fun, now that's brought about a bunch of drama which I'm staying well away from.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

DRAMA DRAMA!
Did you feel sixteen again?

That level of drunk-sofa-sex and drama is teenage territory.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

all will be made clear through the medium of GAZ

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

IS MAGICAL!

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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

Pfffffft
I love you.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

with your bumhole?

(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

Looks more like a sun
made of poo.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

I'd like a son made of poo.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

You are a son made of poo

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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

Let's put our differences aside and bully someone who doesn't deserve it.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

Good idea
That Grandma of Shoes is such a fucking shit cunt I hope he dies of heroin.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

YES.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

I'm going to fill his bed with pine needles with heroin in them and then he'll die from a pine needle heroin overdose
wanker.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

COCK.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

I'm going to stick my toe up his bum
so he gets Dr Scholls foot AIDS.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

OH GOD.
I've just remembered my dream from last night.
Sammi was trying to seduce me.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

Did you jizz her eyes out and then bum her with a leopard ?

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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

Ugh ugh ugh
I was watching a porn yesterday where they girl looked kind of like Sammi. I had to turn it off. I wasn't in the mood after that. MINGE CRINGE.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

So the minge looked like Sammi ?
Odd simulacra are very interesting. I saw a cloud that looked like Jesus yesterdy
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

No, my minge did a cringe.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

YOUR minge looks like Sammi?
I retract my former offers to lick your minge.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

Get a pug to do it
then move in once its wet.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

I'd pay to watch that

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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

today I feel as happy as this:
THIS
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

is it your birthday today?
or is it tomorrow?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

tomorrow

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

WANKER.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

Did you bring home that lobster I got for you in the end?

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

I don't know, I genuinely can't remember, that was a while ago.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

It was, indeed.
Jen said she might have an anniversary bash this year. IT WILL BE TWO YEARS.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

2 years!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

I no!
Crazy times.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

As a non smoker
I cant help feeling uneasy when watching that short film.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

I am also a non-smoker
however I am aware of the joy some people feel when they are parachuting with a pint and a cigarette
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

Not lobsters though ?
Where's the joy in being a lobster ?

You're basically a fucking spider in a deep-sea diving suit, and dude, not in a good way...
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

he seems happy about it though

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

It's the booze
he's so drunk he thinks he's a prawn.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

Prawns, is there anything they can't do?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

Shit pies

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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

Up your dad's shit pie.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

Hang on, I don't see YOUR HEAD JAMMED UP IT
you pandering cock
(__, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

You say "pandering"
but I see it more as "lazy rape"
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

"Lazy rape" is an anagram of "Paralyze"

(__, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

you're actually making me laugh today...
this does not bode well
(likeajackhammer, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

I followed the Google Maps car to work today
I think it snapped me filling up with petrol yesterday.
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magnum, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

I saw it the other day.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

Were you wearing an "It's not rape if you kill her" tee shirt ?

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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

Maggots are escaping from her bum bit due to the smell of coughed on hedgehog carcass

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

i thought you'd been quiet
i see now that you were busy creating
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

I've done a proper vector of her bum hole - just increase your browser font size (ctrl+scrollwheel)
¤
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magnum, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

WIN!

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:43, archived)

I am just about to leave to go on a
driver awareness course as I got cameraed on the way back from that London. I have to go to Harlow! Fucking Harlow! At least I'm farting well today.
?
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 28 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

That's a vector?

(__, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

With talent like that
you should be a FAWN magnet on /board.

Do an Elk with a Budgies head next, then a penguin with spong eyes.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

Make sure your eyes are really wide so you can be aware of drivers.
point if you need to and slap your forehead in amazement.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

OH ESME MUST HAVE POSTED
You old fart.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

Hello cunts
Who wants to give me a fucking job, then?
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

I would if I could
but I can't
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

Boo.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

~~would if I could~~ wish I could fly
(likeajackhammer, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

show me your bumhole

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mongychops, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

How much?

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

All of it
d'uh
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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

It can just be a vector, mind

(__, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

Phwoarr

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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

vector bumhole?
band name
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

victor bumhole from one fist in the grave
I don't FEACEEEEEEEEEEEES it
(__, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

you can come and do my job for me, and i'll give you 1% of my wages
deal?
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

Hmmmmm, what do you do?

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

IT services at a college

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

then it rubs the lotion on its skin
or else it gets the hose again

EDIT: you post editing scum!
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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

HA

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

:)

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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

*I.T Services at a college FIVES*

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 28 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

*slaps some skin*
i hope you're as badly paid as me!
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

I'D LIKE TO LICK YOUR VAGINA.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

THAT WILL BE TWO HUNDRED POUNDS A WEEK.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

NO I WILL DO IT FOR FREE HAHAHAHAHAAH

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

You havent even got a tongue

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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

hurr hurr "job", like "blow" job hurr hurr hurr geddit?

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

Wakka wakka wakka
:)
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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

why do you keep non-flouncing then wandering back here like a non-flouncing flouncy non-flouncer?

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

I went for a while cos it was getting too cunty on here
but it seems to be a bit less cunty and more funny again at the mo
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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

Oh hai.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

Oh hai yourself
sorry to hear you're dole scum now :(

I myself are no longer dole scum yay :)
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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

Meh, I left.
Due to not being able anymore. And I don't think I can get dole.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

Oh bugger
Good luck in the searching. Where are you these days?
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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

In Northampton, which is rubbish, but sure who cares.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

Surely there must be some vet nurse jobs about?

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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

Yer, but I don't want to do it for a while.
It got all scary and argh.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

Awww
*hugs*
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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

some cunts have flounced since you were last here
but we get a new delivery of arse-screaming bastard cunts every week so it's pretty much the same
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

Gah!
Ah well as they used to say in our day
same shit, different day
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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

Hur hur hur

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

If you've got a PhD in biotech
are an expert in sticky sphere surface modelling and experienece of stem cell culture, atomic force microscopy and proejct managment and are a reasonable public presenter, then yeah, fuck it, why not. You'll have to do it for less than 28K pa though, I've already got a Hungarian chap who'll do it for that.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

If I could do that, I would do it for 25K Pa.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

I'll do it for 20k.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

Fuck off undercutting me, dickhead.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

Fuck.
see, this is what I need. Not these mercenary Hungarian cunts who demand more money simply because they are relocating their young family to a whole new country and have to support them. It's out of order.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

I've been on minimum wage since I moved here. So anything above that is great.
Another reason I don't know if I want to be a vet nurse anymore, the money is fucking shit.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

You can do my filing and get my coffee if you like?

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

What's the money like?

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

Great for me
It would be less great for you.
Good dental insurance though.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

Smelly and covered in chicken grease.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

is this because you can't see your toe-nails to do it yourself?

(likeajackhammer, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

You can have the job Head of Support Services at our office
The guy they employed has never used linux (98% of our servers are linux), doesn't understand domains or DNS (um, we're a website company), has but a basic grasp of broadband (um, we have about 150 broadband accounts), doesn't understand email other than Exchange (1000+ accounts not on Exchange. Emails on Exchange: 0), constantly asks fuck wit questions, and while onsite with me at customer's premises yesterday continued to call their £50k system we had built the wrong name despite being corrected every time.

Do you know nothing about email, websites, servers, and like asking stupid questions? Join today.
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magnum, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

Yeah, I probably know more than him, by the sounds of it.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

I know less.
I'm more qualified.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

But I'm foreign, and exotic.
And prettier. Admittedly, you do have bigger tits, though.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

if i know a little about these things
and DON'T ask stupid questions, can i have the job?
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

Yes, that's absolutely fine
I was out on site all last week so am trying to catch up on everything, but I've been slowed to a crawl trying to describe in words he'll understand how the hell everything works.
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magnum, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

~~job~~

ROFL LOL ROFLMAO !!!!!!
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

Ho ho ho!
You got me there, and no mistake.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

lol yeah I'll give you a blowjob!
no, wait...
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

p.s. Morning fuck benches :)

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

Hello fuckmong

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

morning dribble snatch

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

good morning wang speculator.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

that's two days in a row that your inner homo has made an appearance
the facade is slipping, poopot
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

I work.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

Is that a new Apple job
looks really nice and you're overpaid but you cant help feeling it's utterly pointless.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

Oh.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

Woman in "Can't drive" shocker
www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/506571/47f3f6c7/kijk_een_vrouw_in_een_auto.html

I fail to comprehend how anyone can find it that fucking hard to turn a car round. I find it as difficult to understand as they do to actually do it, so who fails.. me or them?
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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

don't care, boring, new thread please

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mongychops, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

I no rite.
Women, what a bunch of stupid, self obsessed, useless cunts. I hate them all.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

MISOMGYNIST

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

yes yes
women can't drive, lol.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

Couldn't watch.
Too painful.
Should be shot.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

her?
him?
...me?
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

YES.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

i'm not worried
bullets bounce right off me because i'm double hard
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

I'm the most full of hate and malice.
You are a fat cunt.
See? You can't rival my hate and malice. Fuck you.
Just try to rival my hate and malice and you will see you can't. I dare you. Cunt.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:47, archived)

shut it cat legs,

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

I'd rather not, if it's all the same to you?

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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:49, archived)

You there!
Is it No. 75?
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GatheredCrustacean, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

It is :)
How are you?
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:55, archived)

Full of work stress
but now I'm off for 11 days. Hurrah!
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GatheredCrustacean, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

you're full of custard

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:49, archived)

Up your poopipe you numpty wollyrong.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 28 May 2009, 9:49, archived)

hello

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:49, archived)

I've just been sticking a litter of kittens on to a receipt spike.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

I've been strapping blow torches to out kittens head and making them flame-joust.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

how many did you get on?
the guinness record is 26
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

Ah but that was on a non-regulation 10" spike.
The official height for a receipt spike is 5" but as but nobody has submitted it to Guinness yet for inclusion in their tome.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 28 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

I'm not competitive,
this is purely recreational.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

fair enough
you chicken
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

Chicken=BEAK

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

haha, a valid point
carry on
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

We need to hook up a device to your pc.
Like a diabetes test. You put your thumb on it, it takes a sample of your blood and, if there aren't enough meds in it, it stops you being able to post on here.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

when did b3ta become the home of emotional spacktards?
this place is full of needy emotional useless lumps of nearly human creatures, who fancys a fuck?
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mongychops, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

You have a little penis.
Put your little penis in my mouth. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

People who fart are lesbians.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:55, archived)

Only if you post a vectored photo of yourself that we can become terribly upset and jealous over.

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:55, archived)

It was all a bit pathetic.
Her and the people wanking themselves dry over it.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

Still,
good wank?
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:02, archived)

Eh? What?
Have I missed some GOSSIP? Online?
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The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 28 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

SYNOPSIS:
"If you vote for my shit QOTW story I'll post a picture of me in my underwear."
"SNE! PHWOAR!"
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

I'm not sure I want to see you in your underwear.
I bet you don't even wear any.
I bet you are COMMANDO.
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The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 28 May 2009, 10:01, archived)

No chance.
Even I draw the line at wearing skiddy trousers.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:02, archived)

oh it's not even a proper picture
vectors cover a multitude of ills, it could be a proper munting photo for all the internet knows.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

Only if you like wanking yourself raw over vectored girls in spotty underwear.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:01, archived)

Oh right. No, not really.
Have a real girl, without the spotty underwear. (Apart from once a month...)
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The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 28 May 2009, 10:02, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6144715
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:04, archived)

Not even matching tmb.
What's the world coming to?

Hello. How's the elbow?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

you're obsessed with elbow

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:08, archived)

Not tmb's elbow I'm not.
So SHUSH IT RIGHT UP
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

see, you said it again!

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

Y'know, meh.
some rotational movement returned. I might live yet. Sunday's gonna hurt though
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

did you get your randombum?

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

Yes I did, this morning as it happens, cheers sir :)
haven't had a chance to listen yet. But I'm slightly spooked that the last time I did Randomburn I got one from you too. And it had Los Cruces Jail on then, too.

not that I'd complain, fucking brilliant song.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

that was my only song substitution
i ALWAYS put it on mix cds
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

BALLS OF STEEL

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

When was this?
linky?
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 28 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/impulsebuys/post427590
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

Monkey tennis?

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

Cripples should be killed.
Along with retards.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

D-Day was for pricks.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

I think approximately at this point:
www.b3ta.com/talk/archive/1
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

Baby P was asking for it.

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:00, archived)

Tommy Cooper was a fucking fascist.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

People who do a certain thing are shit in a stereotypical way which is provocative to state.

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:04, archived)

FUCK OFF.
ANGER. MALICE.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

AUDIBLE GASP!

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

Knock knock.
Who is there?
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING PRICKS.
Where are all the good people?
I like eggs.
LOLWAKI.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:52, archived)

CATLEGS McBALDYDOLE.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:53, archived)

POOFTY.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:53, archived)

SHAGGAMUFFIN.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:53, archived)

I'm here.
_{_{_{_{_{will announce the new bash date later}}}}}
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 28 May 2009, 8:53, archived)

Listen to this it is good.
baldmonkeystuff.blogspot.com/
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:54, archived)

k

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 28 May 2009, 8:58, archived)

erm, I clicked it, it took me to the site. I clicked it again and it took me straight back to the first link again.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 28 May 2009, 9:03, archived)

Try this then:
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/mp3/9d1a18c81c4ca7af6aee8da497e1ae8a_baldmonkeystuff0014.mp3
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:07, archived)

There's loads of ways to listen; you can click on the post titles in the blog, you can use the RSS feed link below to subscribe in whatever you like or you can use the links right down there to go to Podcast Alley to listen to it. However you choose to listen to it, please do email us your feedback or problems.

[email protected]
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:10, archived)

feeds2.feedburner.com/baldmonkeystuff
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:11, archived)

WANKER.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:12, archived)

Thanks for your gaz
I'm super busy this morning, is it ok if I give you a shout a bit later on, probably about 6ish?
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:55, archived)

OK fine.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 28 May 2009, 8:57, archived)

Listen to this:
etc
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:59, archived)

What good people?

(

BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:53, archived)

Dekazer, mostly.
I want to rub her hirsute titty-lumps.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:57, archived)

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:59, archived)

I want to comb the biscuit crumbs out of her labia.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:00, archived)

Oh come on, I've just had my breakfast.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:00, archived)

I'm round a mates house waiting for some CPUs to arrive
lucky bastard won 2. Think they are worth £1.2k each. I might nick um and replace them with chedder.
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MrA, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:54, archived)

Good cheddar I hope,
none of this Tesco value crap.

You should never take shortcuts with cheese.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:56, archived)

Homo

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:54, archived)

fark awf you spastic cunt.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 May 2009, 8:54, archived)

spot the australian

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:19, archived)

here i am!

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:55, archived)

*body slammage of tear enducing velocity*

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:58, archived)

YEAH

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:02, archived)

Don't panic.
I'm here.

You stopped being lolwacky a long time ago. We just think you're a mad prick now.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:55, archived)

I was worried there
where have you been?!
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:58, archived)

Bumming men

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:01, archived)

In the bum, no doubt.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:02, archived)

Let's start a religion.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:01, archived)

Working and things and stuff.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:04, archived)

^^
this.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 May 2009, 8:58, archived)

love, you've only been here a week surely

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:20, archived)

this,
don't be mean to baldmonkey, he's like /talk's violent sweary pet.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:23, archived)

Getting annoyed at stupid hotel people and websites
Grrr
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:58, archived)

They're doing something else that doesn't involve this place.
In other news, there's a Downs on my bus. And I don't mean me.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:58, archived)

Where are you are FF off to ha ha ha.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:59, archived)

So now there's two Downs on your bus?
Is it a very short bus? With 'Rainbow Club' painted on the side?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:00, archived)

Is it following the yellow brick road?

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:01, archived)

i bet it's you! oh, wait.
hello
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:03, archived)

If I were a woman or a gay
I would totally have sex with you
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WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:03, archived)

And I'd probably let you.
Women and gays are slags.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:06, archived)

look, i don't like you and you don't like me, let's just move on shall we

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mongychops, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:05, archived)

I like you.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:07, archived)

I feel a bit awkward now.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:08, archived)

Should I not like you now.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:08, archived)

Grrr.
I do not like you.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:10, archived)

I HATE EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET

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WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:13, archived)

I hate everyone called "dave" on the internet.
Or "melissa"
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:15, archived)

I'm here but I'm shit and generally a bit dull.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:20, archived)

Ningles Poptarts!
How goes it?
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 May 2009, 7:59, archived)

Fuck off
I am hungover
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WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:00, archived)

Introduce "Off" and maybe I will.
/hands more alcohol.
/hugs

/leaves you to it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 May 2009, 8:05, archived)

Did you see all the lady b3tans getting upset that a girl would dare post a vectored pic of herself on here last night
I've never seen quite so much serious internet business and threats.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:06, archived)

Oh noes! A vectored picture of herself!
What is the world coming to?

/sarcasm.
Who really gives a fuck? Her choice innit?
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 May 2009, 8:07, archived)

Exactly
I think the girls on here are a bit defensive of their 'patch' and feel threatened when another female encroaches

Amusing stuff to see the chubbs get worked up that a pretty girl would dare get some of their attention.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:09, archived)

I thought she looked really beautiful actually.
Lots of confidence. And it's not like it was a proper skin and flesh photo it was a vector for christ's sake!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 May 2009, 8:10, archived)

There really is no limit to upset bitching and jealousy.
Internet = serious business.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:13, archived)

oh yes
especially when there are geeky geeks to be fawned over by.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 May 2009, 8:14, archived)

Especially when they arent munters:)

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:15, archived)

gotta separate the wheat from the chaff somehow..
:D
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 May 2009, 8:17, archived)

I hope there is more rage today

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:18, archived)

ehhhhh
say something appropriately enraging to me and you might get lucky.

But I'm not in a bad mood so you'll have to try real hard if you want it from me. I'm not generally a rager! :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 May 2009, 8:20, archived)

Oh my god you have photos in your profile
Clearly you are attenting seeking and such, i shall form a band of roving female b3tans to hunt you down for this CRIME.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:21, archived)

Quick Question
Vampyrecat is Mykey's comedy account right?
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WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:24, archived)

Yes
See also: Moohala
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:25, archived)

yeah cos Mykey likes to pretend
he has breasts and a vag and is 17 and from Aus.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 May 2009, 8:26, archived)

Err yes.
I hate that sort of thing.

Disgusting.
Yes.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:27, archived)

Hermione was better

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WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:46, archived)

pfft
ninja
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:51, archived)

Pretend?

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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:53, archived)

oh my god - I am so offended that you would call me attention seeking and such
and that you want to victimise me like a witch in the 1600's.

You heartless bastard /sobs.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 May 2009, 8:25, archived)

Serious.
Business.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:25, archived)

Verily.
So.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 May 2009, 8:27, archived)

To answer your question from yesterday
the flat is lovely, thank you.
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SuperMatt, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:22, archived)

www.smbc-comics.com/?id=770#comic
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WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:22, archived)

Grahhh hayfever

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:01, archived)

I'm picturing you getting stuck in a flower
like a ginger bee
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WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:03, archived)

It's a nightmare being tiny
But I do get to ride a bumblebee to work
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:20, archived)

I bet it's all soft and fury
I want a bee steed now.
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WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:23, archived)

look in the mirror.
:)
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 May 2009, 8:29, archived)

how do you get hayfever
the pollen is so big in comparison to yourself that it simple cannot get up your nose.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:05, archived)

/hands antihistamines.
I'm lucky - never get hayfever.
But am allergic to grass so go figure.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 May 2009, 8:06, archived)

I'm getting ready for work
I'm a few minutes ahead of schedule, *shuffles about aimlessly*
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:02, archived)

rubbish.
I've just missed three buses cos i was waiting to cross the road. I might be late for work now. Gash.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:13, archived)

haha gash
I was having a conversation about Coventry last night.
Someone claimed that the Tesco in the Ricockh-complex was the largest on EARTH
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WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:25, archived)

Nah. It was the largest in Europe for about 10 minutes
before they built the next massive fucking soulless hole. Ricockh, oh wormo you ~~card~~ cunt
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:39, archived)

My understanding was that it was pronounced
Reek Cock

is this true?
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WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:41, archived)

yeah
www.blogtv.com/People/sickrik tits at 100 views etc..
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 28 May 2009, 6:43, archived)

There should be a law against you.

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WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 7:28, archived)

tis too late for abortion

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 28 May 2009, 7:34, archived)

well you could still abort him
Just hit ignore? for all intents and purposes he wouldn't exist then. And hello poppet :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 May 2009, 7:44, archived)

poppet?
I rememble many things (john candy with a pulse for one) but I do not nor ever will resemble a poppet.

small chocolate sweet shannigans indeed.

and I have actually met sickrik, even nicked a chip and he is not the huge prat he seems to be on here...uncanny as that maybe.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 28 May 2009, 7:45, archived)

/googles John Candy
/stifles a laugh.

h'okay then - I'll not say anything. I was trying to be nice and friendly but I won't in future :P

Somebody from the net - actually not a prat in real life? Get outta heeeeeere :P
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 May 2009, 7:48, archived)

I know, wonders will never cease
but on the bright side...free chip!
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 28 May 2009, 7:49, archived)

gotta love the free chips!
what's up in Engerland?
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 May 2009, 7:51, archived)

not much
just encoding some old tapes to mp3 and then sleep.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 28 May 2009, 7:53, archived)

I just saw Night At The Museum 2.
It was very good and I enjoyed it a lot. However, the cinema was empty bar me.

You know why?

Because putting a film aimed at children on at 22.45 is bloody stupid, that's why.
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WHARRGARBL, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:18, archived)

i found a picture of someone on here and their, i dunno, girlfriend or mum or someone.
let's say it's mykey.
farm3.static.flickr.com/2167/2094353581_4ce51fcb4c_o.jpg
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:19, archived)

Too cute to be Mykey.

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WHARRGARBL, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:20, archived)

Awwww

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:20, archived)

I don't know whether that's cute or hideous.
Help me, internet!
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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:22, archived)

BRAAAAAAINS.

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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:34, archived)

You say albino, I say albino
Albino! Albino!
LET'S CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 28 May 2009, 4:48, archived)

I can't wait til G-Force is out
A movie about spy guinea pigs.

My boyfriend, friend Jo, her husband and I are going to see it. Jo and I LOVE guinea pigs.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:20, archived)

There was an advert for that.
It looks dire.
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WHARRGARBL, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:22, archived)

And I can tell you here and now that they succeed.

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WHARRGARBL, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:26, archived)

It really doesn't look that good
I bet all the best special effects are in the trailers too.
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in vino veritas, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:24, archived)

Nah, it's just something we'd like to see, for the popcorn

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:31, archived)

You can buy popcorn in any supermarket.

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WHARRGARBL, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:33, archived)

Tut

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:36, archived)

Until they make the REAL G-Force film
your Guinea Pigs can fuck off.

www.cartoon-secrets.com/Photos/G-Force-Guardians-of-Space.jpg

upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/90/G-Force_-_group_shot2.jpg
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:28, archived)

^this I agree with^
although I was disappointed to learn that we in the UK had the censored version.
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TBL I posted this on, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:36, archived)

Was that the one with the annoying robot in our version
That was there to cover over the Japanese bits where they had rape and violent slaughter.

Battle of the Planets- that was it.
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Lord Gnome, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:43, archived)

thats the one
the blokes boomerang used to decapitate the bad guys.
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TBL I posted this on, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:45, archived)

Do you remember a similar one
The Space Sentinels? Not sure if that was Japanese or American but it also had a cute robot explaining the plot. And a strangely threatening floating head that used to represent the computer and occasionally go wrong in such a way as they ended up fighting it.
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Lord Gnome, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:47, archived)

Sentinel One
and Mo the robot.

oh yes.
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TBL I posted this on, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:48, archived)

Marine Boy?
[Edit] I think that was the one with the boomerang.
(

Lord Gnome, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:49, archived)

oxy gum
yes.

fuck. somebody almost as old as me
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TBL I posted this on, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:50, archived)

Not far off I don't think.
40th in two weeks.
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Lord Gnome, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:52, archived)

yes marine boy had a boomerang, but it was the bloke in battle of the planets
who's boomerang cut heads off.
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TBL I posted this on, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:52, archived)

I remember as a kid when marine boy came out in the UK
I think it was shown on Swap Shop.

01-811-8055

And I'd like to swap some Action Man stuff for Ker-Plunk!
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Lord Gnome, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:55, archived)

the original marine boy was made in the 60's
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1389807280031794325
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TBL I posted this on, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:57, archived)

Funnily enough
I remember this (and Gigantor)
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Thu 28 May 2009, 2:04, archived)

TGB MUST HAVE POSTED.

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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:20, archived)

Yeah, 32 mins ago.

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WHARRGARBL, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:22, archived)

I'm very popular with the ladies.

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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:23, archived)

+d

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WHARRGARBL, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:23, archived)

I once went to see some movie
the entire theater was empty apart from me, the picture got kind of blury, so I went up to go to the desk to say, and as I got up the projectionist said sorry, I sat back down and smiled - trufax
(Peter_G, Thu 28 May 2009, 2:13, archived)

if that is your best movie anecdote,
then i am truly sorry.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 28 May 2009, 2:16, archived)

I accept your sympathy.

(Peter_G, Thu 28 May 2009, 2:23, archived)

Fuck off.

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WHARRGARBL, Thu 28 May 2009, 2:22, archived)

Fluff off.

(Peter_G, Thu 28 May 2009, 2:23, archived)

I'd rather have my eyeballs sandpapered than watch that tosh

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 28 May 2009, 3:22, archived)

Okay, where do you live?
I supply my own sandpaper.
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WHARRGARBL, Thu 28 May 2009, 3:25, archived)

tunisia

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 28 May 2009, 3:28, archived)

Hello fatties.
TGB here. Let's all share ~~our~~ your tales of ~~woe~~ misery.

I'm very popular with the ladies. Online.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:46, archived)

No.
No no no.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:47, archived)

See what I did there?
It's like I'm JMG!
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:48, archived)

LOOK!
Another one: b3ta.belm.co.uk/mrjimzgoestochurch

www.b3ta.com/talk/6178941
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:55, archived)

Fuck yes!

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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:56, archived)

YOU TERRIBLE ROTTEN BOOHOO NYOMNYOMNYOM!!!!!!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 May 2009, 0:48, archived)

I'd never say "our".

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 May 2009, 0:48, archived)

Fixed.
You terrible comfort eater.
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I have it on good authority that you are on the dole.
I'd like to go on to admit that I have absolutely no idea what you do for a living.
So using some kind of subtraction and colouring in, I've decided that you are on the dole.

Are on the dole.
You also repeat yourself.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 May 2009, 0:52, archived)

Calm yourself.
Your back hair is managable. There's no need for this anti-TGB business. Online. :(
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I managed to upset a b3tan last night with one post.
But good work here in the field.
*Firm handshakes*
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 May 2009, 0:58, archived)

One post!
Steady on, it's only my first night.

*high five*
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Oh, look here.
More wobbling at TGB. Online.

I fear this may become a trend of sorts.
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I'VE GOT YOU ON BLOCK. I CAN'T EVEN SEE YOU.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 May 2009, 0:49, archived)

What's the official JMG view on THE FOOTBALL?

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:50, archived)

If Park had followed in Ronaldo's free kick it would have been a completely different story.
Well played Barca, mind.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 May 2009, 0:51, archived)

The Badger View is that United were outclassed by Very Good Team Indeed.
I shall be writing to Roy Keane, in green crayon and FULL CAPS, that I'll be very disapointed indeed if we fail to bring Iniesta to Portman Road this summer.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:53, archived)

He's the whitest Spaniard ever.
I'd like to hear OTHER views on this.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 May 2009, 0:55, archived)

I'm told Mykey likes him.
Despite being a rugby man.

/Badger
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 28 May 2009, 0:59, archived)

I have just got over an awful infection
And now am sat here drunk, pondering
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:48, archived)

You ratio of posts to telling people you are drunk is rising.
I predict ROFL.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 May 2009, 0:49, archived)

Meh
I'm only ever on here whilst drunk these days, otherwise I'm o**line
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:52, archived)

PLEASE ATTEND AA MEETINGS

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:53, archived)

I don't drink THAT much thanks
I'm just unemployed. Living off what the fuckers owed me in tax
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:55, archived)

I read that as "dole-dossing benefit scrounger"

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:59, archived)

I just ate 140g of chocolate in only 10 minutes.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:01, archived)

is that a lot?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:19, archived)

No idea, I was waiting to see if any fatties tried to outdo my made up feat.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:27, archived)

my girlfriend managed a kilo in two days,
but she is not fat at all.
in fact, TFD called her "very beautiful".
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:28, archived)

Yes, you keep telling us that.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:31, archived)

that is indeed what i am doing.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:45, archived)

I wish
I do not receive a single benefit.

But overpayment of tax is quite common when on emergency rates, so I got that back
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:06, archived)

no no, this won't do
this won't do at all

I'm quite concerned by this new development
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:50, archived)

I'm making a really terrible JMG.
:(
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i do not feel very well

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:58, archived)

*glees*

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:59, archived)

head bad :(

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:00, archived)

It's probably the poison.
You'll feel better in the next few hours, and then drop dead painlessly.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:02, archived)

with luck!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:05, archived)

hello SSG

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:01, archived)

hello.
i feel worse you know.
it isn't ideal.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:19, archived)

Chin up, there.
Up the magpies. Lets gan dan the toon divent ya nar, etc.
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god you're SO ARROGANT

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Lightguy hail satan, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:59, archived)

Lip up, fatty.

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no YOU lip up fatty

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Lightguy hail satan, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:09, archived)

TGB bullying, online. :(

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Seriously though......
..you've got to feel sorry for Man United supporters.

Just think, you've suffered a demoralising defeat in which you've been comprehensively played then you got to come home and land at Gatwick Airport.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:39, archived)

Oh did they not win?
HAHAHA, GUTTED YOU MANCLAND COCKENDS.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:40, archived)

Mancland?
Is that a surburb of Croydon?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:41, archived)

It's a suburb of YOUR MUM.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:44, archived)

JMG has, to date, consumed four metric tons of pie.

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Best JMG related internet lie, thus far.
I may have had a drink.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:41, archived)

I'm sure they'll be weeping all the way home to their Cheshire mansions

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:43, archived)

They'll be tears in the bar rooms of Croydon, Orpington and Weymouth tonight.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:46, archived)

I think you know my opinion on foreigners supporting my team

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:48, archived)

A vital income stream that the club should fully exploit whilst poo-pooing the old fashioned notion of supporting a team that you have some kind of local or emotional tie to?

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:49, archived)

my thoughts were more along the lines of "glory-seeking bandwagon-jumping cunts" but your point is still valid

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:52, archived)

I was thinking of going into Nursing
But the SLC won't give me a penny.

What the shit do you need to do to get a degree these days?!

I'm not a thread deleter, but I'm so drunk that this wasn't even meant for b3ta :(
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:34, archived)

WHAT?
Shut up, we're busy with more important JMG business.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:35, archived)

Where can we subscribe to your careers newsletter?

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SLC?
They might be heroes to most but they don't mean shit to me.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:38, archived)

Student Loans Company

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:41, archived)

Oooh, someone's not done their research here.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:42, archived)

I've just found out about bursaries actually
However, I can't find the calculator, or whether it works for extended degrees. I can't do the actual degree as my qualifications are in Animal Management.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:46, archived)

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:48, archived)

It's a National Diploma
You have to do a year zero to do a non-animal course.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:49, archived)

AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:59, archived)

Dave, you just took the words out of my mouth.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:52, archived)

New day, new chance to fall out with JMG.
Who has new facts?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 May 2009, 0:29, archived)

JMG has no pubic hair either.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:30, archived)

JMG once held FIVE tonnes of molten steel in his small intestine.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:31, archived)

JMG suffers not from the recession.
For he is dole.
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JMG invented Geordie Jeans.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 28 May 2009, 0:31, archived)

JMG holds the record for most tennis balls pumped full of HP Sauce in 30 seconds.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:31, archived)

Princess Alexandra, the mad aunt of mad King Ludwig II of Bavaria, suffered from the delusion that she had swallowed a glass piano.

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Lightguy hail satan, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:32, archived)

Hip hop and Mediaeval England were never meant to be. :(

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ArthurTheRat, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:32, archived)

If all the people that hate JMG stood together.
They'd take up roughly the same amount of space as the moon.
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MOON PISS

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:33, archived)

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
whats happened to your profile? :(((((
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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:35, archived)

It went wrong.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:35, archived)

Fuck it
Do you still have the comic pics?
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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:36, archived)

Yes, they are still on my server.
I will edit in a sec with the URLs.

b3ta.belm.co.uk/MrJimzGoesToTheZoo
b3ta.belm.co.uk/MrJimzGoesToCourt
b3ta.belm.co.uk/MrJimzBuysSomeShoes
b3ta.belm.co.uk/mrjimzgetsajob

There's a fifth one, but I haven't got it online. I suspect Dekion has them all online somewhere though.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:37, archived)

Yay nice one
are people still being cunts on /talk? I left for a bit
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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:39, archived)

Possibly.
Not as cunty as /board though.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:39, archived)

Ha ha ha
i read your threads down there. Touchy fuckers aint they?
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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:40, archived)

Very.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:45, archived)

I heard this to the tune of the advert :(

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ArthurTheRat, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:36, archived)

That was the idea.
Just be thankful it wasn't "MOON CUP".
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:38, archived)

JMG has been to the Moon.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:33, archived)

JMG can change the weather.
But only on Europa.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:34, archived)

There was a song written about JMG's sisters
We are the geordie girls,
We are the hairy girls
We wear our dungarees
To show our sexy knees.

The dirty boy next door
He got me on the floor
He done me sixty times
Then he begged for more.

My mother was suprised
To see my belly rise
My father jumped for joy
It was a baby boy
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:36, archived)

there are only three JMG facts: bald, dole, mum
anything else is pure conjecture
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:38, archived)

Giiiillggggyyyyyy
how the fuck are ya?
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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:41, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:44, archived)

Ha ha ha
no
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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:46, archived)

SexFace can go fuck himself.
You can tell me anything.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:26, archived)

First post lol

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Who shall I send into an Internet Real Man rant next?
Last Time on the Dave Trouser Show: www.b3ta.com/board/9458050
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:28, archived)

Hip hop and the Middle Ages.
GO.
50 Groat.
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ArthurTheRat, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:20, archived)

Wu-Tang Clan McDougall.

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ArthurTheRat, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:21, archived)

Biggie Smallpox.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 28 May 2009, 0:21, archived)

No.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:21, archived)

Olde Dirtye Bastarde
e, muthafuckas
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:22, archived)

Oh hello.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:23, archived)

holy mary, mother of chrit aid "knock you out"
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Lightguy hail satan, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:30, archived)

Apothecary Dre
I is in da hovel.
/edit - I'm way too slow for this.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 28 May 2009, 0:31, archived)

I've just made a match from heaven
Piston_Broke and my boyfriend's friend Alex, will be united at a Blur concert.

How're you?
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:11, archived)

Does this Alex have a history of handling dour people?

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 May 2009, 0:14, archived)

He's an ex-druggie on antidepressants

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:16, archived)

What about Alex?

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 28 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

*winces*

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:23, archived)

i'm sure it'll be a "tender" moment for them
maybe they can meet up beforehand over some "coffee & tv"

i'm sure they'll watch the whole concert "to the end"
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Lightguy hail satan, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

do you see what i'm doing here

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Lightguy hail satan, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:20, archived)

Yes, yes I do

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:24, archived)

He's just IM'd me to say they're meeting up for a weekend before

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:21, archived)

I don't know about anyone else, but I am shitting myself with excitement over what Alex will do next.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:22, archived)

BETTER THAN YOU, CRAPBAG

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

Evening Captain Grumpyshitwank

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:21, archived)

Trouserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:25, archived)

Here is
a snail. And with that, I bid you goodnight.

Goodnight.
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Jobe, Wed 27 May 2009, 23:20, archived)

Snails: Slugs with mortgages

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Wed 27 May 2009, 23:21, archived)

More like Scouting for COCK, am i right?
www.b3ta.com/links/320162
(__, Wed 27 May 2009, 23:22, archived)

one day when i'm really low, i've nothing i feel life can take from me, and i've given up on the fact that this life can be funny i'm going to click one of your song parody links
i'm cool now tho
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mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 23:26, archived)

They'll not be able to sue you for that one Friz :)

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 27 May 2009, 23:28, archived)

That's great. I've always hated StopStarting for Girls. There was a great track on 6 Music this
morning, Morrissey's 'We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful'. Which was basically the This Morning with Richard & Judy theme.
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Druid, Wed 27 May 2009, 23:46, archived)

i'm not convinced on snails, part of me wants to like them for their wandering attitude
the other part of me wishes they would make up their minds if they are straight or gay before meeting a partner
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mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 23:23, archived)

avant-garde
spotify:track:0b3wwwvKI8izM0epnYwOR5

spotify:user:dekionplexis:playlist:4B8zUeg7T3fCQTprLnr0p9

spotify:user:dekionplexis:playlist:3MM2Jzng6kOBjrn3uqE1FR

right, i'm..
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 27 May 2009, 23:24, archived)

They came for the palmists
But I wasn't a palmist so I did nothing
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 May 2009, 23:25, archived)

WHY ISN'T THE APPRENTICE ON iPLAYER YET?
JESUS CHRIST, THEY GET EASTENDERS UP WITHIN 5 MINUTES.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 May 2009, 23:30, archived)

Because Alan Sugar is a cunt.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 27 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

howard gets fired

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Lightguy hail satan, Wed 27 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

Good,
I'm sick of his serious face.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

he's got a cocksucker's mouth

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Lightguy hail satan, Wed 27 May 2009, 23:37, archived)

That's a good thing, right?

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 27 May 2009, 23:41, archived)

i'd hire him

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Lightguy hail satan, Wed 27 May 2009, 23:43, archived)

HOMOSEXUALITY IS WRONG.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 May 2009, 23:43, archived)

And don't be so fucking grumpy.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 27 May 2009, 23:33, archived)

*cups you*

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 May 2009, 23:35, archived)

The last episode of Heroes wasn't on it either. CUNTS.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 27 May 2009, 23:58, archived)

that's because they showed the last two episodes on the same day 2 weeks ago,
so they were both on there for the same week.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 28 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

Neither showed up on iPlayer. I checked for a whole week after they were on.
Also, they normally repeat the episodes a few days later, but didn't.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:09, archived)

I watched them both on iPlayer so I know they were there.
Strange.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 28 May 2009, 0:11, archived)

Hmm. Bizarreness.
But then I do use the iPlayer on TV, not on a browser.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:13, archived)

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