afternoon, bellend's
I hope you are having a nice day, you pitiful bunch of knobber's
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 7 May 2023, 12:13, archived)

Nice

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 7 May 2023, 12:15, archived)

Marseille

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:11, archived)

Mornington Crescent

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:53, archived)

It's not too bad
Think I'll have some malt loaf
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 7 May 2023, 12:35, archived)

just having an aperol spritz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:10, archived)

pero na
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:13, archived)

fizzy

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:20, archived)

Great name for a Meat Loaf tribute act, that.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 7 May 2023, 14:57, archived)

they say never speak ill of the dead, but fuck me I detested that fat wanker

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 7 May 2023, 15:04, archived)

baldmonkey, I mean

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 7 May 2023, 15:19, archived)

Eddie Hitler

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 May 2023, 15:33, archived)

only less funny
how that could even be humanly possible is beyond me
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 7 May 2023, 15:40, archived)

I saw him perform live many years ago
utter shit.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:11, archived)

I'm just here for the comments

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 7 May 2023, 12:45, archived)

nazi mega witches riding giant dildos through gaps in the moonlit clouds
in other news i've been actively avoiding all news for months. i have no idea what is going on and i feel great. i told someone this a few weeks ago and they demanded i must know who the prime minister was, and i didn't! they refused to believe me but it was all true. then they told me it was some darkie and i said that's exactly why i avoid the news, it should have been a female of other denomination race not a male! furious i was!
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 12:53, archived)

:|
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:06, archived)

I am very much informed about too many things. it's rather a bother und quite discomforting at times at how singular-minded some/many/most people are. but everyone is, naturally, occupied with living their own lives aka trying to survive.
ignorance is bliss, as they say. we all have a front row seat and we've merely seen the opening credits.
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:29, archived)

we all have a front row seat and we've merely seen the opening credits, is that what you said?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:30, archived)

can you shut up! i'm trying to watch the start of the film
bloody projectionist is running it in reverse but i paid good money and i'm not wasting it
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:31, archived)

yes!, yes I did! what are you? DEAF!?

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:44, archived)

can you believe this guy?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 7 May 2023, 15:03, archived)

WHAT

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:13, archived)

I went the entirety of Trump's presidency without actually hearing him speak

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:38, archived)

if only you could have also not seen him speak as wel
blubbery orange twat
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 14:14, archived)

I don't think I did that either
I think I just read about him speaking.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 May 2023, 14:15, archived)

if only you could have also not read about hearing him speak too

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 14:16, archived)

I actually can't read now, I had my eyes extracted on the NHS

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 May 2023, 14:17, archived)

Thank god you're part Japanese!

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 14:19, archived)

I bet he lives in 'solly' hull

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 7 May 2023, 15:05, archived)

are you testing me, Satan?
you know i've got a bit of dried spunk under my key
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 15:09, archived)

my l key

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 15:09, archived)

^wants to give you devotion

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 7 May 2023, 15:42, archived)

you lucky cunt

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 7 May 2023, 15:05, archived)

Hiya

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:12, archived)

G'day sport

'd
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:21, archived)

Not you.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 7 May 2023, 14:01, archived)

alright

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:13, archived)

Yo man

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:21, archived)

Your a smart chap
wott can we do now that weve got ourself's a king that wott we cuddent do befor we dun got him??
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:22, archived)

Say "The Royal penis is clean, sire"

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 May 2023, 14:16, archived)

If I ever have the chance to meet King Chares that is what I am going to say.

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 14:18, archived)

alrite fellow forum poster
lovely day, are you suffering with any convectional rainshowers?

if you are please tell me about it. please include sketches and diagrams.
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:15, archived)

hi
Dry and sunny here, soz
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:22, archived)

oh good!
i suggest buying a delicious ice cream from a traveling vendor
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:25, archived)

Why do you spell traveling like that?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:28, archived)

because i've got a bit of spunk stuck under my key

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:30, archived)

sorry, my l key
i have to press it quite hard
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:30, archived)

v b
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:32, archived)

I saw this cunt on the telly once. Found it impossible to take anything he said or did seriously.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 7 May 2023, 15:05, archived)

Imagine spotting him at a Raindance allnighter in 1989
'Look at that raving Bendor', you might say
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 7 May 2023, 15:07, archived)

or maybe 'ook at that raving Bendor'

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 15:35, archived)

Raindance allnighter all night long

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 May 2023, 19:17, archived)

Afternoon
Divvied up a few bass smd something I am informed is a Thornback Ray
Fish barbie time methinks
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 7 May 2023, 15:31, archived)

lovely stuff
load of herbs, lemon and chilli in the cavity, bingo
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 7 May 2023, 15:44, archived)

Morning you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggots

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 May 2023, 8:51, archived)

cackerel

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 7 May 2023, 8:53, archived)

CACK A DOODLE DONK!

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 8:59, archived)

These days, if you say "not my king", you'll be arrested and thrown in jail.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 7 May 2023, 9:21, archived)

#mordaunt4pm

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 7 May 2023, 9:21, archived)

She'll get her turn to be leader of the opposition when the tories burn through them after the next election

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 7 May 2023, 9:32, archived)

Only Boris can save them now.
But why should he, after the disgraceful way his colleagues have treated him!!!!!
#karma
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 7 May 2023, 9:54, archived)

Not even Boris will be enough now.
#ReanimateMaggie
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 7 May 2023, 9:56, archived)

not even maggie will be enough now
fill hitler's urn with nanobots
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 10:00, archived)

Better. Stronger. Faster.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 7 May 2023, 10:05, archived)

Hitler has only got one bot

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 7 May 2023, 10:26, archived)

bloody cost saving initiatives
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 10:32, archived)

-rn
+m
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 7 May 2023, 10:24, archived)

It's almost as if we don't live in a democracy at all

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 7 May 2023, 9:55, archived)

No it isn't.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 7 May 2023, 9:57, archived)

But what if Just Stop Baddies had glued their hands onto The King's FACE???
Would the hand-wringing snowflakes be alright with that too??? Because this is what will happen if you allow free speech!
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 7 May 2023, 10:02, archived)

The sooner we have an AI issuing commands to Met snipers the better.
Actually no, take human hesitancy out of it. Just install robot turret guns into all the public spaces, linked up to a database of undesirables and dissenters. For the greater good.
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 7 May 2023, 10:09, archived)

All we need is a statuesque woman with a giant sword.
That'll sort everything out.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 7 May 2023, 10:28, archived)

#tyrisflare4pm

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 7 May 2023, 10:35, archived)

I have a sword

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 7 May 2023, 10:39, archived)

How well have you studied it though

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 7 May 2023, 10:43, archived)

I could be more proficient
But I make up for it with enthusiasm
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 7 May 2023, 11:39, archived)

use the flat side to slap and the pointy end to stir cups of tea.
that's about it i think
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 12:51, archived)

#sm4pm

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 7 May 2023, 11:34, archived)

Taking our country back, one drug dealer at a time.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 7 May 2023, 11:39, archived)

ɮǿľļö¢ķ§ ɷ

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 10:03, archived)

gut cunt

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 7 May 2023, 10:15, archived)

#notmygunt

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 7 May 2023, 10:47, archived)

if you keep forgetting the gravy someone might think you're being homophobic

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 7 May 2023, 14:46, archived)

Goood Morning Brietnam!
What word, what actual English word do you reckon, with your powers of gernerally experiencing what goes on here, what word do you reckon has never been said on /talk?

and the word has to not be some bollocksy science shite, general use words and not
'floccinaucinihilipilification' either (which i can spell without looking it up because i am rad).
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 6:09, archived)

Eye sea wot u did there lol
I am up early watching ebay bids
And barnyard 2 lmao
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 7 May 2023, 6:19, archived)

well, it's definitely not barnyard, not anymore. not that it was anyway i doubt
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 6:33, archived)

Bollocks

( broadsword, Sun 7 May 2023, 6:36, archived)

you would say that

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 6:40, archived)

We have a right laugh here dont we

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 7 May 2023, 6:38, archived)

Mornington Crescent

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 6:39, archived)

ahaha
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 8:27, archived)

Cheers

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 7 May 2023, 7:13, archived)

Has the word widdershins ever been used?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 7 May 2023, 8:04, archived)

it has now, yes. sorry. keep trying tho.

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 8:21, archived)

b3ta.com/search/talk?q=Widdershins
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 7 May 2023, 11:03, archived)

Mackerel

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 7 May 2023, 8:27, archived)

Spackerel
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 8:28, archived)

cackerel

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 7 May 2023, 8:43, archived)

I've accidentally answered the question, apparently it's a real fish and search results are empty.
en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/cackerel
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 7 May 2023, 8:45, archived)

no-one likes a smart arse

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 8:59, archived)

Hey, you asked.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 7 May 2023, 9:46, archived)

no-one like a beaker either

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 10:00, archived)

Said with great authority

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 7 May 2023, 11:35, archived)

us brits with our self depreciating sense of humour, eh?

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:19, archived)

HOT CANADA SHITPIPE ACTION

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 May 2023, 2:34, archived)

WHERE??!!!!

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 2:43, archived)

CANADA CAN'T YOU FUCKING READ?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 May 2023, 3:07, archived)

THE NEXT TRAIN ISN'T DUE FOR OVER AN HOUR, LOVE
BUT PLEASE BE ON IT
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 4:43, archived)

I cooked a vegetarian dinner based on tempeh and wild mushrooms, like some sort of fucking hippy.
What have you done recently like a fucking hippy?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 6 May 2023, 22:11, archived)

First things first, how did you prepare the tempeh, it's a loaded question

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 May 2023, 22:19, archived)

With lube and gentle probing

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 6 May 2023, 22:32, archived)

^ Mark E Smith looking for admin staff

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 6 May 2023, 22:36, archived)

General ah manager

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 6 May 2023, 22:41, archived)

Eh up Ger.
If you fancy generating an albums worth of Fall titles, go here and select 3 words. randomwordgenerator.com/noun.php

I'll be finishing the full lyrics for Heart Math Surgery and Failure Foundation Scene
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 6 May 2023, 22:54, archived)

Where do you see yourself-ah, in ten years time-ah?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 May 2023, 0:47, archived)

dead

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 7 May 2023, 2:01, archived)

-ah

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 May 2023, 2:12, archived)

Cha cha chaaa

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 May 2023, 2:27, archived)

I smoked a lot of weed, man

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 May 2023, 22:20, archived)

Is that still fun?
My weed smoking days are almost two decades gone now.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 6 May 2023, 22:34, archived)

mine too
i inject it into my japper now
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 6 May 2023, 22:35, archived)

Bollocks?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 6 May 2023, 22:45, archived)

yes, those too

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 2:20, archived)

It's great, it helps me, mostly

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 May 2023, 0:48, archived)

Formed a cult like Manson
Top guy
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 6 May 2023, 22:29, archived)

Almost cut my hair

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 6 May 2023, 22:32, archived)

Bollocks

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 2:44, archived)

Everything.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 6 May 2023, 22:55, archived)

🐊 💩 🍆

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 6 May 2023, 21:21, archived)

has everyone on this board reverted to their tweenage forms whilst i was away or what?
what the shuddering fuck is that supposed to mean?
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 6 May 2023, 21:26, archived)

When were you away? I can't account for about a decade of the last 15 years
Are you The Navigator?
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 6 May 2023, 21:28, archived)

he was only away for eight years in FOTN
you big smelly plopface!
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 6 May 2023, 22:10, archived)

Da Da, ooooh
Well, my friends, the time has come
To raise the roof and have some fun
Throw away the work to be done
Let the music play on (play on, play on, play on...)
Everybody sing, everybody dance
Lose yourself in wild romance
We're going to Party, Karamu, Fiesta, forever
Come on and sing along!
We're going to Party, Karamu, Fiesta, forever
Come on and sing along!
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 May 2023, 21:38, archived)

Alligator Shitfuck all night long!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 6 May 2023, 21:40, archived)

Alligator Shitfuck all night long!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 May 2023, 21:42, archived)

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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠈⠻⠿⠛⣉⣩⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣀⣀⣀⣀⣴⣿⣿⡟⠉⢥⣤⣍⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⢰⣶⣎⠙⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠛⣉⣉⣉⣉⠛⠿⠿⠿⠿⠟⠛⣉⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⢸⣿⣷⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⣿⣿⣿
⠃⠠⠒⠛⠓⣶⣦⣤⡀⠀⣀⡴⢊⣡⣤⣤⣉⢱⣤⡀⢠⣴⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⣿⣿⣿
⡀⠀⣶⣷⣦⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣰⣿⣿⣦⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⣠⠆⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⣰⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣄⠈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠟⠛⣋⠡⡄⢠⣴⠏⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣦⡉⠛⠛⡋⠉⠉⢉⣁⠀⢠⣌⠙⠛⠻⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⠿⠿⠿⠟⠛⠉⡉⠁⢀⡄⠀⠀⡄⢀⣄⣀⣿⡇⢀⡼⠁⣰⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⢉⣠⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠻⠆⣾⣿⣿⣿⣆⡻⠈⣷⣦⣀⣠⣀⣀⣠⣤⣤⣶⣷⣦⡀⢁⡴⠉⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣡⣾⠟⠁⣠⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⣰⠟⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⣠⣾⠟⢁⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢻⡿⠃⠸⠋⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⠀⣠⡾⠋⣠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠋⠀⣀⣠⣤⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠁⢀⣤⠞⢉⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⣄⠳⠀⢈⣤⣤⣶⡄⣌⠻⣿⣿⣿⡟⠛⠟⠁⢀⣠⠶⠋⣡⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠘⢷⣤⣌⣉⣛⠛⠁⣿⣷⡌⠛⠛⢁⣀⡤⠖⢋⣡⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣈⠛⠿⢿⣿⣷⣌⣙⣁⣴⡿⠟⢁⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣄⣀⣉⣉⢉⣉⣠⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠋⣠⣾⣿⡿⠀⢠⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⣠⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⣼⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⢀⡀⠀⠀⣾⣿⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀
⠀⢠⣿⡀⠀⠀⠹⣿⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠈⢻⣧⠀⠀⠀⠘⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⢻⡄⠀⠀⢀⣀⣤⣤⣽⣛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠸⠁⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠀⠀⢸⠃⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣶⣶⣶⣿⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣦⣄⠀⠀⠀
⠀⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀
⠀⢺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀
⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠃⠈⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⡿⠟⣉⣠⣀⣀⣀⡀⡀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⢘⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⢀⣬⣿⣿⣿⣟⣀⣩⣭⣄⠐⠀⠀⠀
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⡟⠅⠀⠀⢸⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢡⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢀⣿⠀⣠⣼⣿⠘⠐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⢏⣼⣿⢿⣿⣿⢿⠟⣿⣿⠉⠊⠈⠀⠀⠀
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢱⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⢸⡇⢰⡄⠛⡿⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠁⢀⣘⣙⣻⣟⡿⠛⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣷⣦⣤⡄⠀
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⡀⣿⡇⣿⣯⡀⠀⠀⠀⠤⠤⠄⠨⠩⠭⠍⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⢘⣛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠻⠿⠿⠿⠧⠘⠟⠉⠉⠙⠂⠀⢀⡀⠄⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀
⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⣦⡈⠻⣿⣿⣿⠟⢉⣴⣾⢰⡿⢠⣿⣿⣿⣄⡀⠀⡿⠿⠟⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣤⣤⣤⣬⣭⣉⣩⠛⢀⣀⠠⡀⠸⣶⠀⣠⣀⡛⠿⠷⣼⣿⣿⣟⠛⡀⠀
⣿⣿⣿⠇⣠⣽⡛⣷⣤⣭⣤⣾⣿⣿⠏⣸⠃⠺⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣁⣴⡿⠟⠀⢈⣠⡁⢰⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣿⣿⠛⠻⠟⠁⠀
⣿⣿⡟⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢻⣿⣧⠀⣿⢰⠀⠈⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠟⢡⣾⣿⠏⠁⡠⣖⣛⣛⡃⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣶⡟⠀⠀⢀
⣿⡟⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢸⣿⣿⡇⣿⠈⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⣼⡿⠁⡀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣍⡛⠁⠀⣠⡿⠟⠀⠾⠟⠛
⡿⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⠃⢹⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣨⣬⣭⣭⣍⣂⠀⠀⠀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡆⢸⢃⠀⢠⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣭⣀⡀⠀⠐⠟⢸
⣷⣌⠹⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⡆⢸⣇⡂⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣧⡇⠘⢸⠀⣿⣜⣿⣿⣿⣩⣶⣬⣉⡛⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣄⣸
⣿⣿⣷⣦⡙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⣿⣿⣧⢸⡿⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣄⡀⣀⣴⠟⣡⣿⣷⡀⠸⣦⣍⣿⣿⠟⣩⣴⣶⣦⡉⣛⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡙⢿⣿⣿⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⢓⣫⣥⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⣡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣼⣿⠋⣡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⡇⠀⠀⠉⠙⠛⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢋⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣍⢿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⣯⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣌⠻⣿⡏⡴⠟⣋⡥⠶⢀⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⢋⣥⣎⢻⣿⣿⡗⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⣿⣿⣷⣬⡛⠟⠻⢿⣿⣿⣷⡎⣡⣶⣿⣏⡰⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣰⣿⣿⣿⢹⣿⣟⠐⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣦⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 6 May 2023, 22:03, archived)

Posting an emoji? STOP! This cunt won't like it!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 May 2023, 21:46, archived)

i just don't understand what they mean and what i don't understand i want to destroy
it's perfectly normal
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 6 May 2023, 21:56, archived)

WHOOP WHOOP! AMAZING NEW THREAD ALERT! WHOOP WHOOP!
not really of course, it's just me.
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 6 May 2023, 18:19, archived)

⛪️🛟🤴

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 6 May 2023, 18:28, archived)

always finish the course of eyedrops

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 6 May 2023, 18:32, archived)

Penny Mordaunts tits

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 6 May 2023, 19:35, archived)

Princess Anne's are superior
Def
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 6 May 2023, 19:46, archived)

She was certainly, first in the queue when God was handing out… chests, mammary glands. Ooh! I’d love to have it off with her.

( $$ ✅, Sat 6 May 2023, 20:32, archived)

Ooh, she's nicer than my wife!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 6 May 2023, 21:02, archived)

How much did the mail order company charge you for your ladyboy?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 6 May 2023, 21:15, archived)

11p
I made her myself
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 6 May 2023, 21:20, archived)

/links is over there mate ----->

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 6 May 2023, 21:39, archived)

Which ugly politicians do you secretly find attractive?
In the interests of equality guys are allowed to be voted for
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 6 May 2023, 14:04, archived)

If I told you it wouldn't be secret
If I find them attractive why would I think they're ugly
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 6 May 2023, 14:15, archived)

He means superficially
We all know they're ugly on the inside
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 6 May 2023, 14:22, archived)

No matter how Priti they are on the outside.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 6 May 2023, 15:12, archived)

Patel me about it

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:21, archived)

Cause now and then she'll get to worrying
Just because you haven't spoken for so long
And though you may not have done anything
Will that be a consolation when she's gone?
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:35, archived)

Bollocks

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 May 2023, 16:12, archived)

You would say that

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 6 May 2023, 17:06, archived)

Re secrecy I won't tell
Re the ugly thing some people like unattractive fuckers
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 6 May 2023, 14:29, archived)

take Queef's breadwinning missus for example

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 6 May 2023, 14:57, archived)

Bollocks?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:00, archived)

she certainly seems to have a pair, yes.

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:07, archived)

Not very nice
He likes being lazy
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:09, archived)

i do too
i'm only jealous
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:32, archived)

Are we allowed to say Hitler?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 6 May 2023, 14:20, archived)

Let me try
H*****
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 6 May 2023, 14:22, archived)

Heil the great one

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 6 May 2023, 14:30, archived)

Leonid Brezhnev

( $$ ✅, Sat 6 May 2023, 14:22, archived)

7/10

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 6 May 2023, 14:31, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 6 May 2023, 14:59, archived)

Wrong account and wrong Pob lookalike
I meant Michael Gove.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:05, archived)

He knows Barnaby the Bear
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:11, archived)

Enrique Pena Nieto
Former president of Mexico
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:14, archived)

Gaius Baltar

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:15, archived)

fictional politicians are ok I think

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:20, archived)

Poolius Quaeefar

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 6 May 2023, 16:35, archived)

Biggus Dickus

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 May 2023, 16:46, archived)

Incontinentia Bollocks

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 6 May 2023, 17:04, archived)

I need someone to hold my Sword of State real quick

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:57, archived)

“I didn’t know what to do. So I made this joke that, ‘Oh, I’ve never been sexually harassed by a celebrity before!’ Then he grabbed my hand and put it [over] his penis, and said, like, ‘I’m just getting started, baby.’”
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 May 2023, 19:28, archived)

Patel you what, Patel you what, it's nine and a half thousand pounds.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 6 May 2023, 16:12, archived)

Just destroying my cereals.

( $$ ✅, Sat 6 May 2023, 16:38, archived)

Anne Widdecombe pegging Tony Blair
Hilary Benn noshing John Major while he tosses Braverman's salad.

Mmmm-mmm
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 6 May 2023, 20:22, archived)

Does that guy have his new hat yet?

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 6 May 2023, 11:24, archived)

Not a clue
I'm watching the perfect storm instead
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 6 May 2023, 11:27, archived)

It's wet and windy here, I wouldn't call it perfect though

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 6 May 2023, 11:49, archived)

It's not raining here
But it's very overcast, so it won't be long
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 6 May 2023, 12:11, archived)

Where did you get that hat?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 6 May 2023, 11:29, archived)

The morgue
www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/2y9hvg/king_me/
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 6 May 2023, 12:00, archived)

The son hasn't got his hat on

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 6 May 2023, 11:34, archived)

I am hoping for some high level terrorism

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 6 May 2023, 11:47, archived)

"Be the change that you wish to see in the world." ― Mahatma Gandhi

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 6 May 2023, 11:50, archived)

"Don't believe every quote you see on the internet" - Oscar Wilde

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 6 May 2023, 12:25, archived)

"Bollocks" - mr horrible

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 6 May 2023, 12:34, archived)

[citation needed]

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 May 2023, 12:48, archived)

Bollocks - A Hairy Story
By M R Horrible
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 6 May 2023, 12:53, archived)

Foreword by Tess Tickles.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 6 May 2023, 13:55, archived)

Bollocks II - A Close Shave
By mr bit
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:28, archived)

Putting ALL the police in one place, have they not seen cinematic masterpiece "Bat Man Rises"?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 6 May 2023, 12:05, archived)

Penny Mordaunt y/y

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 6 May 2023, 11:54, archived)

Her sword-holding skills are genuinely impressive

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 6 May 2023, 11:59, archived)

So are her tits.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 6 May 2023, 12:04, archived)

She's a dreadful Tory unperson, but this is undeniably true.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 6 May 2023, 12:24, archived)

PM4PM!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 6 May 2023, 13:36, archived)

A lesbian cam show with her and Michelle Mone would be 24ct masturbatory gold, I'm sure.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 6 May 2023, 13:57, archived)

* subscribes *

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:23, archived)

= Swordaunt
Maybe your weapon relatives will catch on
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 6 May 2023, 12:08, archived)

Guncle

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 6 May 2023, 12:08, archived)

Ballista-in-law

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 6 May 2023, 12:15, archived)

Grandfathermonuclearbomb

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 6 May 2023, 12:49, archived)

LS18's pics are very popular, you can tell because they're all on the popular page, odd because he's got almost everyone on ignore

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 May 2023, 12:50, archived)

With all this new activity he's successfully pushed most of hedgey's and brb's criticisms off the bottom

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 6 May 2023, 12:54, archived)

How to deal with criticism, an ostrich's guide.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 May 2023, 14:17, archived)

I know my history of identifying sock accounts is not perfect
but I think Silvre Wheatstraw has to be SS19's sock account.

That said, I don't see the suspicious sock behaviour I was expecting when I look into their feeds.

So that leaves LL-Nazi-J just having a load of silent socks, or having found a way to give himself multiple likes...

..Or in the worst case scenario, Dick Wonder, Octo and Pedro just keep clicking like on all his crap because they have no taste.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 6 May 2023, 14:46, archived)

I just added everyone I can see on board as a friend, as well as SS88.
Nobody I can see has liked any of his 5 popular paged pictures, so my limited evidence seems to point towards silent socks or like-hacking.

Does it take much to hack likes? Has anyone tried?
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:04, archived)

Well I just tried the most obvious method on one of my own /talk posts from the previous page,
gave myself about 10 likes, but no result. Next I'll try liking someone else's multiple times. brb.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:12, archived)

The obvious method doesn't work.
So I guess that just leaves silent socks and tasteless cocks.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:16, archived)

Just realised I didn't try with a VPN
but I leave that to the next internet sleuth as I can no longer be bothered.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:48, archived)

You didn't even record your sleuthing and post it on TikTok, you amateur

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 6 May 2023, 16:47, archived)

The other thing the next sleuth should do
is find out which alt-right MAGA forum he cross-posts his "political" work in and link to his profile there. I'm sure it would be... enlightening.

/I can't be arsed either
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 6 May 2023, 16:52, archived)

I have impeccable taste!
*clicks ignore brb*
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:26, archived)

I did say it was the worst case scenario.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:32, archived)

Elvis Weathercock (as was) has been around for ages, and is clearly a different person.
He was great mates with Catnipppp a.k.a. David Dees, though, so he clearly has problematic taste in humans.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:48, archived)

or he chummied up to him so that he could learn his location and go and put his shoes in a pile while he slept.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 May 2023, 16:01, archived)

only after he moved his bike

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 6 May 2023, 16:33, archived)

THE POPE
-POPE +JEWS
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 May 2023, 16:58, archived)

Their gif and youtube syles are very similar and they always stick up for each other
but I'll take your word for it. Mr. Penis and Swagatha are definitely the same person even if they're not though.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 6 May 2023, 16:17, archived)

No they don't.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 6 May 2023, 23:54, archived)

dunno

( $$ ✅, Sat 6 May 2023, 12:58, archived)

I wish you'd been commentating on it instead of everyone who was.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 6 May 2023, 17:17, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 6 May 2023, 6:37, archived)

Shit in me mooth, Doris

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 6 May 2023, 7:24, archived)

Alright mr h

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 6 May 2023, 8:46, archived)

Sun's up
- somewhere
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 6 May 2023, 7:34, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 6 May 2023, 8:46, archived)

urgh

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 6 May 2023, 8:09, archived)

BUMSEX TIMOTHY!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 6 May 2023, 8:46, archived)

IT'S INCRIDOTHY
YOU BRING OUT THE ANIMAL, IN ME
BUMSEX TIMOTHY
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 6 May 2023, 9:13, archived)

iirc Bob Monkhouse's daughter sung that
Edit: nope, Bob Holness's daughter. Wrong Bob, Richard
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 6 May 2023, 9:13, archived)

Nice trivia! What's your favourite cannibal recipe?

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 6 May 2023, 11:13, archived)

Bite your nails

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 May 2023, 12:48, archived)

GAWD BLESS IS MAJ

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 6 May 2023, 8:33, archived)

Chazzy Coranubes

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 6 May 2023, 8:44, archived)

Hi

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 6 May 2023, 8:46, archived)

Ningles mateyplops

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 6 May 2023, 9:05, archived)

KNOBTITS

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 6 May 2023, 9:20, archived)

I have an artist friend who draws boobpenises as her smut logo

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 6 May 2023, 9:22, archived)

Monarchy morning

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 6 May 2023, 9:25, archived)

Go on, Charlie

( $$ ✅, Sat 6 May 2023, 9:46, archived)

Dunno why those two groups of protestors don't join forces
Just Stop Royal
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 6 May 2023, 9:58, archived)

Just saw Harry holding a Not My King placard
huge if true
( $$ ✅, Sat 6 May 2023, 10:04, archived)

Strikey Dad

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 6 May 2023, 10:15, archived)

roll call!

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 6 May 2023, 0:24, archived)

Swiss

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 6 May 2023, 0:29, archived)

kaiser

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 May 2023, 0:37, archived)

your roll game is WEAK

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 May 2023, 0:59, archived)

sausage roll call

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 6 May 2023, 1:10, archived)

absent

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 6 May 2023, 1:19, archived)

my favourite

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 6 May 2023, 1:23, archived)

Sausage

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 6 May 2023, 11:03, archived)

Pushing that cunt down the board

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 May 2023, 21:56, archived)

Fuck you, Horrible. Fuck you.

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 5 May 2023, 21:59, archived)

Is Monday OK? I'm a bit busy till then

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 May 2023, 22:00, archived)

Monday is awful. Sorry, horrible.

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 5 May 2023, 22:07, archived)

I know that, but what about that fuck?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 May 2023, 22:23, archived)

Meet me by the crangled nook.
You come as a llama, I'll come as a camel
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 5 May 2023, 23:58, archived)

Pushing that ungulate knobber down the board
Fucking magpies have been coming into my house, actually INTO my house and thieving food specifically labelled as 'NOT FOR YOU FUCKING MAGPIE WANKERS'.

have you got any magpie related stories? If so please tell them and include diagrams.

Alt: Bollocks.
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 5 May 2023, 19:26, archived)

There are many magpies round my neighbourhood
But they're those European ones, so reasonably harmless.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 5 May 2023, 19:40, archived)

Mostly Harmless

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 5 May 2023, 19:42, archived)

Amanda Holden looks fucking rough in 4K, disappointing

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 5 May 2023, 20:51, archived)

Googled that - I'm looking at a 90x120 thumbnail and even judging from that wtf did you expect
Clearly a tragic 'mid-life' retread
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 May 2023, 21:06, archived)

A ruined wank, DEFUND THE BBC

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 5 May 2023, 21:09, archived)

Flaccid batsman's willie,

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 5 May 2023, 21:32, archived)

Magpies only need a gap of 5mm to gain entry (roughly the diameter of the eraser end of a pencil). You will need to search for any potential entry points and seal these up with wire wool embedded in quick-setting cement.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 5 May 2023, 20:52, archived)

No wait that's mice I'm thinking of, have you tried closing the fucking windows?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 5 May 2023, 20:52, archived)

the eraser end of a my
cil is
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 May 2023, 21:32, archived)

Unmitigated abortive clusterfuck of visceral electoral rejection "disappointing" says Sunak

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 May 2023, 21:00, archived)

all night long

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 May 2023, 21:39, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8369220
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 May 2023, 21:44, archived)

🐊 💩 🍆

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 May 2023, 22:00, archived)

please can these things die
thanks
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 5 May 2023, 23:59, archived)

*lionelrichie.gif*

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 May 2023, 0:39, archived)

He hears the public loud and clear, it is obvious what they want This Government to do, and that is to get on with the job of making Brexit Red Tape, PPE Sleaze, Public Sector Strikes, and The Cost Of Living Crisis all GREAT again

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 5 May 2023, 22:02, archived)

Yeah, Jenny Hanley once noshed me off round the back of Bejam's

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 May 2023, 22:00, archived)

Jen To
n d
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 5 May 2023, 22:04, archived)

Haha, doshed!!

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 5 May 2023, 22:04, archived)

disgusting

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 May 2023, 0:39, archived)

GUNTSMEG

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 5 May 2023, 17:58, archived)

I think I saw them at Wembley Arena

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 5 May 2023, 17:59, archived)

Supported by Alligator Shitfuck

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 May 2023, 18:20, archived)

Alligator Shitfuck and the Cha Cha Cha's

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 5 May 2023, 18:21, archived)

+nge

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 5 May 2023, 18:26, archived)

The alligator in the mirror

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 5 May 2023, 18:29, archived)

and other terrifying short stories for children

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 5 May 2023, 18:54, archived)

www.scaretissue.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/The-Reapers-Image-Stephen-King.pdf
One of his better shorts
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 5 May 2023, 19:03, archived)

better than his jorts

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 5 May 2023, 19:17, archived)

All night long

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 5 May 2023, 18:21, archived)

I'm so tired
When do they finish?
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 5 May 2023, 18:26, archived)

Von Hagens
Dazs
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 5 May 2023, 18:09, archived)

Little Prickchard played some good Cock 'n Bollocks

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 5 May 2023, 18:50, archived)

HOW RUDE

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 5 May 2023, 19:44, archived)

Bumsex Timothy thread
Hi prick's, what's occurring? Any weekend thrills planned? Absolutely shit all here apart from Greek-style* slow roast lamb on Sunday.

Seriously considering backscuttling a bison

*no, not like that
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 May 2023, 15:42, archived)

This and that, you know!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 5 May 2023, 15:52, archived)

no I fucking don't m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 May 2023, 17:26, archived)

Pledging my allegiance,

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 5 May 2023, 15:59, archived)

dirty boy

( broadsword, Fri 5 May 2023, 16:26, archived)

textbook BST

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 May 2023, 17:28, archived)

I'm craving chicken barley soup
So I'll be making that tomorrow, then I'm off to see guardians of the galaxy 3
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 5 May 2023, 16:06, archived)

have fun m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 May 2023, 17:29, archived)

Weekend with dad sea fishing
Gonna make some seaweed butter for whatever we catch and sling it on the barbecue
And hanging royals from lampposts with the guts of whichever priest we find obvs
Is fiddling with a mermaids minge still allowed?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 5 May 2023, 16:14, archived)

Are you going to discover the Dad Sea Scrolls?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 5 May 2023, 16:32, archived)

I just 'laughed out loud'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 May 2023, 17:31, archived)

In Real Life?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 5 May 2023, 17:45, archived)

What is real life?

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 5 May 2023, 18:23, archived)

I so happy Osama be dead

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 5 May 2023, 16:43, archived)

High queefs, absolutely fuck all here, got back lurgies, it's gonna seriously impose on my rabbit rimming activities

( broadsword, Fri 5 May 2023, 16:25, archived)

get well soon pal
you'll be frotting frogs again before you know it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 May 2023, 17:30, archived)

Might do a crossword

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 May 2023, 16:42, archived)

What's the atheist option?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 5 May 2023, 16:44, archived)

Japanese crossword
www.nonograms.org/
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 May 2023, 17:59, archived)

"All in all we only wish you to have a great pastime as we did our best for you personally."

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 May 2023, 18:14, archived)

3 down is Coca-Cola
7 up is lemonade
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 5 May 2023, 17:06, archived)

13 across is 'chocolate's made'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 May 2023, 17:31, archived)

This is wrong as well. I have a feeling we're all looking at different crosswords.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 May 2023, 18:06, archived)

no that's wrong

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 May 2023, 18:05, archived)

^Tom o'Connor

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 May 2023, 17:30, archived)

Are you a sardine?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 5 May 2023, 17:37, archived)

Then you'll fit right in

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 May 2023, 17:58, archived)

Mingetits

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 5 May 2023, 16:49, archived)

+ salma hayek's

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 5 May 2023, 17:12, archived)

Dogspunk

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 May 2023, 17:32, archived)

The name's Timothy...Bumsex Timothy.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 5 May 2023, 17:36, archived)

HI QUEEF! HOW ARE YOU? I HOPE YOU'RE KEEPING WELL
WEATHER HAS HAD ITS MOMENTS ROUND HERE BUT RIGHT NOW IT'S ACTUALLY STILL SHIT.

SORRY FOR SHOUTING BUT I HAVE A CONDITION THAT MAKES ME SHOUT WHEN I'M WRITING LETTERS.

HOPE YO HEAR FROM YOU SOON.

LOVE AND HUGS AND WANKS AND PLENTY OF TITJIZZ,

SOMEONE PRETENDING TO BE YOUR MUM.

-MUM
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 5 May 2023, 17:42, archived)

WHICH MUM?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 May 2023, 18:19, archived)

MUM'S THE WORD

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 5 May 2023, 18:24, archived)

afternoon

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 5 May 2023, 12:07, archived)

no m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 May 2023, 12:14, archived)

How very BST-centric!

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 5 May 2023, 12:26, archived)

Bumsex Timothy?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 5 May 2023, 12:44, archived)

no real names plz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 May 2023, 12:53, archived)

No, just this anti-science, earth-centric time zone we get stuck in over half the year
Whats wrong with looking at the sky and going "Hmm, yes, looks like it's evening" instead of all this London-elite, nuclear clock, daylight saving bollocks?
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 5 May 2023, 14:38, archived)

it's called Greenwich MEAN time for a reason m8
we just like pissing people off
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 May 2023, 14:39, archived)

Colonialist nonsense
My sundial tells the REAL time
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 5 May 2023, 15:55, archived)

Settuce?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 5 May 2023, 13:12, archived)

upthebomb

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 May 2023, 14:19, archived)

EVERYBODY DO THE HELICOPTER DICK DANCE

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 May 2023, 13:16, archived)

Chic's new album is just weird

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 5 May 2023, 13:20, archived)

Actually it is shit, I listened to it
Generic crappy pop with a parade of guest star vocalists, nothing like the early albums
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 5 May 2023, 13:22, archived)

I like the new stuff Everything But the Girl are doing

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 5 May 2023, 13:50, archived)

Never thought I'd see the day where I either agree with you or with that sentiment at all
But here we are. I like it.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 May 2023, 13:51, archived)

Is it like their mid 90s stuff?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 5 May 2023, 14:21, archived)

It's not dancey no it is just really good
PP stamp of approval
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 5 May 2023, 14:27, archived)

aka 'shit'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 May 2023, 14:38, archived)

I dunno like, Ben Watt properly knows his house music onions. He ran a pretty decent record label and had a good DJ career.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 5 May 2023, 14:48, archived)

Onion house
A very niche genre
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 5 May 2023, 15:21, archived)

Came from underground in Paris

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 May 2023, 17:14, archived)

Watt?

( broadsword, Fri 5 May 2023, 16:17, archived)

I can't get mine to rotate fully
it looks more like a broken windmill
( $$ ✅, Fri 5 May 2023, 13:21, archived)

TIL that echidnas have a four ended penis,
I think they win this contest glans down
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 5 May 2023, 13:31, archived)

i.ytimg.com/vi/VcO7btlC_6U/hqdefault.jpg
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 5 May 2023, 13:34, archived)

I can't believe you've done this

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 May 2023, 14:15, archived)

Oh no

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 5 May 2023, 14:18, archived)

Just don't be a dick dick dick dick ok?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 May 2023, 14:24, archived)

🚁 🍆 🕺

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 May 2023, 14:44, archived)

🌃 ➡️ 🌃

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 May 2023, 16:16, archived)

UR Windy Miller

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 5 May 2023, 14:28, archived)

I appear to have crash landed

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 May 2023, 14:16, archived)

I’m in Chester, on the beers
You fucks
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 5 May 2023, 15:01, archived)

Cheers

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 5 May 2023, 15:06, archived)

Chester+beers=Cheers

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 May 2023, 15:39, archived)

MORNING

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 May 2023, 7:16, archived)

MAY THE FIFTH BE WITH YOU

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 5 May 2023, 7:48, archived)

Fcarper, he'f a Fifth Lord and he'll fmite you wif hif litghtfaber!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 5 May 2023, 8:16, archived)

Bollocks

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 5 May 2023, 8:57, archived)

I have to agree

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 5 May 2023, 9:01, archived)

Seconded

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 May 2023, 9:20, archived)

third vote for bollocks right here

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 May 2023, 10:02, archived)

Bollocks carried!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 May 2023, 10:03, archived)

all hail the b3ta groupscrotum

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 5 May 2023, 10:07, archived)

Scrote Fritters!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 May 2023, 10:08, archived)

A cha cha chaaa

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 May 2023, 10:09, archived)

heh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 May 2023, 10:32, archived)

lol

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 5 May 2023, 11:08, archived)

This is the third time I can remember in recent years
where a Tory PM has reacted to big election losses with "Clearly what the public want This Government to do, is to get on with the job".
Is this a standard response they have to roll out?
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 5 May 2023, 11:04, archived)

Boris used it pretty much every week when everyone was yelling at him to fuck off.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 5 May 2023, 11:06, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8369177 ?
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 May 2023, 11:42, archived)

I like to think it belongs to all of us

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 May 2023, 14:21, archived)

"The burning box of dog shit I received through my letterbox yesterday is a clear sign that the public want us to finish clearing up the mess left by the last Labour government."

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 5 May 2023, 11:43, archived)

B3ta, you mean?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 May 2023, 12:05, archived)

The sun's out, and so are the Tories!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 5 May 2023, 11:46, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8369177
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 May 2023, 12:05, archived)

-l +r

( broadsword, Fri 5 May 2023, 12:41, archived)

Clearly what the pubic want This Government to do, is to get ron with the job?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 5 May 2023, 13:09, archived)

Buster Gonad's nadsack

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 5 May 2023, 10:12, archived)

b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=100121
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 May 2023, 12:15, archived)

<Toy dinosaur photo>

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 5 May 2023, 10:17, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 5 May 2023, 8:14, archived)

Bollocks

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 5 May 2023, 8:56, archived)

Bollocks

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 5 May 2023, 8:55, archived)

ARSEHOLE

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 May 2023, 9:20, archived)

Good morning mr horrible, good morning forum chums, gee, what a swell morning :)

( broadsword, Fri 5 May 2023, 9:01, archived)

Bollocks

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 5 May 2023, 9:05, archived)

morn
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 5 May 2023, 12:40, archived)

Yes it is

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 5 May 2023, 9:10, archived)

salma hayek's morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 5 May 2023, 9:19, archived)

nightmorning

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 5 May 2023, 9:25, archived)

GIBBON PREPUCE

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 May 2023, 10:27, archived)

Please try to grow up. You lot act like stupid kids.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 5 May 2023, 10:29, archived)

Bit damp this morning
As is the weather lollol
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 5 May 2023, 6:57, archived)

Fuck you, Putin. Fuck you.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 May 2023, 7:10, archived)

Not nice
Bit horrible tbh
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 5 May 2023, 7:25, archived)

Wank Cock
Wankious Cockson I mean
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 4 May 2023, 21:46, archived)

Jeremy's younger brother

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 4 May 2023, 21:51, archived)

He could hardly be any more of a cock than Jeremy's older brother.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 4 May 2023, 22:35, archived)

Whatever happened to
Fresh Water Mole?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 4 May 2023, 22:52, archived)

Chesney Hawkes recalled him

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 May 2023, 23:01, archived)

Tony Hawkes younger brother

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 4 May 2023, 23:20, archived)

Do a kick flip

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 4 May 2023, 23:39, archived)

The one and ollie

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 5 May 2023, 0:25, archived)

Have you all voted yet?
49 minutes left. Get a move on.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 4 May 2023, 21:11, archived)

Russell Brand told me not to bother because they're all the same.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 4 May 2023, 21:21, archived)

Parklife!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 May 2023, 21:39, archived)

I soiled my ballot

( $$ ✅, Thu 4 May 2023, 21:46, archived)

-a +o -t +cks

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 May 2023, 21:49, archived)

but-tocks?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 May 2023, 22:56, archived)

Hope my team wins

( $$ ✅, Thu 4 May 2023, 21:29, archived)

GO TEAM!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 May 2023, 21:36, archived)

+ GB

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 4 May 2023, 21:38, archived)

Hey man, I'm just trying to support the team

( $$ ✅, Thu 4 May 2023, 21:41, archived)

actualol, I read it in his voice

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 May 2023, 21:44, archived)

Did it this morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 4 May 2023, 21:37, archived)

Still time to do another one.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 4 May 2023, 21:38, archived)

I like the idea of voting for two different extremes, kind of balance things out

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 May 2023, 21:43, archived)

If everyone did that we'd get the most confusing coalition ever.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 4 May 2023, 21:48, archived)

all shut in a room together
hmm?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 May 2023, 21:50, archived)

No doors, no windows.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 4 May 2023, 22:20, archived)

I voted Conservative
They're great
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 4 May 2023, 22:52, archived)

They're magically delicious!

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 4 May 2023, 23:34, archived)

Well yeah
That's what I meant
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 4 May 2023, 23:39, archived)

I forgot.
Also we didn't have any elections here.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 5 May 2023, 8:08, archived)