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Pushing that horseshit down the board

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 May 2023, 10:30, archived)

BULLSHIT

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 11 May 2023, 10:32, archived)

That's my favourite word

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 May 2023, 10:51, archived)

BOLLOCKS

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 11 May 2023, 13:25, archived)

Bollocks

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broadsword, Thu 11 May 2023, 15:18, archived)

dunggggggg

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 11 May 2023, 10:37, archived)

Dung dung dung

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 May 2023, 10:51, archived)

I hear he looks like horseshit and tastes like it and smells like it and feels like it
123 senses working overtime
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 May 2023, 10:41, archived)

Camel shit

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 May 2023, 10:52, archived)

Mucking out

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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 11 May 2023, 10:45, archived)

Mel & Kim'zzz

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 11 May 2023, 10:50, archived)

Fresh air, at the weekend

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 11 May 2023, 10:50, archived)

Horseshit

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 May 2023, 10:52, archived)

I knew that whole pokeyman thing was dangerous
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/pokemon-card-murder-andrew-hague-b2336314.html
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 May 2023, 10:56, archived)

Death was inevitable once he combined all their attack powers

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 May 2023, 11:19, archived)

Is the card collection okay?

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 11 May 2023, 12:04, archived)

A wild plank appears

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 May 2023, 17:52, archived)

🐴 💩

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Cheers Cheers, Thu 11 May 2023, 11:27, archived)

🍆 a 🐎

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 May 2023, 11:41, archived)

Eggplant a equine

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 11 May 2023, 11:43, archived)

When they 'bergine the equine

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 11 May 2023, 11:51, archived)

🎾🎾

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Cheers Cheers, Thu 11 May 2023, 11:43, archived)

wakey wakey eggs and baky

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 11 May 2023, 6:47, archived)

Fertilized please
Eggs not the pig
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 May 2023, 7:06, archived)

Weetos and a hard boiled

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 11 May 2023, 7:44, archived)

No breakfast until I've had a shower

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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 11 May 2023, 7:54, archived)

Thursday

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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 May 2023, 7:54, archived)

Early 90s cheryl baker y/n

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 11 May 2023, 8:13, archived)

Just making my mind up
This is a rather sexist posting by yourself
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 May 2023, 8:33, archived)

Misogynistic sexual objectification of women y/n

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 11 May 2023, 8:39, archived)

b3ta.com/search/posts?q=mordaunt
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 11 May 2023, 8:42, archived)

Plumdozer y/n

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 May 2023, 8:44, archived)

n

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 11 May 2023, 8:49, archived)

He blows camels apparently

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 May 2023, 9:01, archived)

I heard he gives them a right seeing to

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 May 2023, 9:23, archived)

Correct.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 11 May 2023, 9:31, archived)

Ive heard he sniffs lady camels
And French kisses them
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 May 2023, 9:34, archived)

French kissing in the ungulate

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 11 May 2023, 9:52, archived)

No food till after my surgery
- so I'm a hungry Wizard
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 11 May 2023, 8:34, archived)

Nil by mouth?
I take it you're having a general anaesthetic, then?
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 11 May 2023, 10:13, archived)

Yeah it's shite
Not due for another hour or so, but haven't eaten or drunk anything since 7 pm yesterday.
Still, could be worse - I could still be on the waiting list.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 11 May 2023, 10:31, archived)

You'll get 2 slices of cold toast
And a cup of tea about 2 hours after you wake up.
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 11 May 2023, 10:45, archived)

Nope, private company insurance
So I'm tucking into a silver service platter of dainty sandwiches, with a choice of port, sherry, and wines.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 11 May 2023, 16:49, archived)

Horseshit

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 May 2023, 8:50, archived)

No-one's reading all that horseshit you type.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 11 May 2023, 9:01, archived)

I am

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Cheers Cheers, Thu 11 May 2023, 9:07, archived)

Bollocks

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 May 2023, 9:25, archived)

what’s the vegan option?

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Cheers Cheers, Thu 11 May 2023, 9:03, archived)

McDonald's

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 May 2023, 9:14, archived)

I'm fucking starving

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 May 2023, 9:25, archived)

How much do you pay starving?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 May 2023, 9:36, archived)

11p

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 May 2023, 9:46, archived)

That's 22% of lunch sorted

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 11 May 2023, 10:38, archived)

Plastic Peperami

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 11 May 2023, 9:32, archived)

Yazz and the +

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Cheers Cheers, Thu 11 May 2023, 9:39, archived)

The only way is horseshit

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 May 2023, 9:46, archived)

The taste is about right but the texture completely off

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 11 May 2023, 10:37, archived)

balls

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 10 May 2023, 23:47, archived)

GESTATIONAL SAC

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 May 2023, 23:53, archived)

alrite

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 10 May 2023, 23:57, archived)

I'm fucking tired
You?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 May 2023, 0:00, archived)

i'm also needing of sleep

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 11 May 2023, 0:23, archived)

Pushing that Queef down the board
What's you're limit on listening to people talking horseshit? I managed 4 hours today and it fucking exhausted me.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 May 2023, 21:45, archived)

I need more information to give you an adequate answer.
Is it verifiable horseshit? What are the circumstances? Am I being paid to listen? Am I paying to listen? Is the horseshit talker a friend or family? Do I want to help this person? What else could I be doing?
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 10 May 2023, 21:53, archived)

Being paid to listen
You could be doing constructive things and be paid for that.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 May 2023, 21:56, archived)

You may have noticed that I like an argument
and I am somewhat irked by people being wrong, so I'd probably last 3, maybe 4 sentences before starting to take the piss.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 10 May 2023, 22:13, archived)

I have to listen on a daily basis
To a fucking mental that has no memory of the previous day's conversations, telling me that her boyfriend wouldn't lie to her and that she's only been waiting for this non-existent parcel for 3 days and not 2 months, so my tolerance for bullshit is pretty high
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 10 May 2023, 21:59, archived)

Depends, aggressively self-serving and lying horseshit gets the stopwatch, genuinely funny or bizarre horseshit might even get invited back for more
oh paid to listen? then it's all about how much.
if the thought of your financial reward is no longer enough to persuade you to sit and listen to any more horseshit, well that's your lower limit right there.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 May 2023, 22:47, archived)

Emojis are generally designed to represent a wide range of concepts and objects, and while some may indirectly allude to testicles in certain contexts, there isn't a dedicated emoji for testicles, Johnny Nomates.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 May 2023, 23:18, archived)

just watched a report on the arrest of US congressman and world champion fantasist George Santos
the reporter at the courthouse said 'he surrendered himself via the back entrance' not for the first time eh George eh eh eh
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 May 2023, 18:13, archived)

Eh eh

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 May 2023, 18:25, archived)

eh eh eh eh

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 May 2023, 18:42, archived)

IBHDTDOB

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 10 May 2023, 18:39, archived)

wot a fackin DOB eh eh

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 May 2023, 18:42, archived)

Shame it wasn't 4 months later, 22-11-88 triple double y'all

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 10 May 2023, 18:47, archived)

bit racist
*edit: to clarify: +l
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 10 May 2023, 18:47, archived)

It's pseudoantisemitic, because he's a pretend jew

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 May 2023, 19:30, archived)

We need Corbyn's reaction, for experimental control purposes

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 May 2023, 19:47, archived)

settle down Rishi

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 May 2023, 19:52, archived)

Huh uh huh huh
You said down
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 May 2023, 20:37, archived)

Bollocks

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 May 2023, 23:06, archived)

He said he isn't Jewish,
he's Jewish.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 10 May 2023, 20:51, archived)

Jewish Shmooish

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 May 2023, 20:56, archived)

Yes he did, although if I didn't already know that was true I'd probably think you were making an intentionally shit joke

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 May 2023, 23:05, archived)

Doing my upmost, irregardless.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 10 May 2023, 19:14, archived)

supposeably

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 May 2023, 19:31, archived)

Unimpossible

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 May 2023, 20:39, archived)

Hope it's any good!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 May 2023, 23:07, archived)

MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GEORGE SANTOS AND I LOVE IT UP MY BUM-BUM FROM OTHER GEORGE SANTOSES

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 10 May 2023, 19:26, archived)

m+,

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Cheers Cheers, Wed 10 May 2023, 20:59, archived)

I wouldn't grade it that high

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 May 2023, 21:02, archived)

I would very much like to see
Both him and trump fed into a woodchipper and the resulting human slurry forced down Ted cruz's throat
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 10 May 2023, 21:11, archived)

+ Dylan Carlson

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 May 2023, 21:16, archived)

I just saw names on the list that surprised me... 😅👇 You can see your staIkers on here

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 10 May 2023, 21:32, archived)

Oh yeah. Check it out.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 May 2023, 21:34, archived)

Who’s ready for Eurovision then?

(Runcorn shitty limits, Wed 10 May 2023, 14:50, archived)

Ready for it to be over
It's fucking up the buses
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 10 May 2023, 14:54, archived)

you live in scouseland?

(Planearm, Wed 10 May 2023, 16:29, archived)

Yes

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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 10 May 2023, 16:54, archived)

very encouraging noises from my brother
he really likes the place and having seen just two houses would be very happy to live in one of them and wants to put in an offer. May well not work out but v encouraging nevertheless
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 May 2023, 18:06, archived)

Cost of living is a lot lower, too
You can get a pint for under £3, which might not be so good in his case
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 10 May 2023, 21:09, archived)

Fuck you

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 May 2023, 15:00, archived)

You Somerset gimp

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Cheers Cheers, Wed 10 May 2023, 15:05, archived)

I imagine the majority of participants are adequately prepared, does that answer your question?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 May 2023, 15:37, archived)

Shitbreath

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 May 2023, 15:40, archived)

Michael Terence Wogan

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 10 May 2023, 16:06, archived)

freva

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 May 2023, 19:57, archived)

Nobody who didn't watch the first semi-final last night

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 May 2023, 16:15, archived)

lol, semi

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 10 May 2023, 16:19, archived)

Sieben, Sieben, ai lyu lyu
Sieben, Sieben, EIN, ZWEI
Sieben, Sieben, ai lyu lyu
EIN, ZWEI, DREI
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 10 May 2023, 16:18, archived)

You come over here, you learn to speak the language

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 10 May 2023, 16:27, archived)

Seven, seven, ai lyu lyu
Seven, seven, ONE, TWO
Seven, seven, ai lyu lyu
ONE, TWO, THREE
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 10 May 2023, 16:37, archived)

not even in my top ten dissident Chinese artists

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 May 2023, 16:41, archived)

I want to see
Lasha tumbai
I want to see
Lasha tumbai
I want to see
Lasha tumbai
I want to see

Tanzen!

Танцевать хорошо!
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 10 May 2023, 16:59, archived)

I want to see mountains again

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 10 May 2023, 17:09, archived)

According to Danylko,
the phrase Lasha tumbai is a Mongolian phrase for "whipped cream", "milkshake", or "churned butter".[6] It was later alleged, though, that there are no such words in Mongolian and the catchphrase bears no meaning at all. There have been allegations that the words were chosen due to their phonetic resemblance to "Russia Goodbye", allegedly a reference to the 2004–2005 Orange Revolution.[7]
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 10 May 2023, 17:29, archived)

In Soviet Russia, sunshine after the rain wants to see you.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 May 2023, 19:06, archived)

It was on last night
Apart from Hannah Waddingham it was shit.
(Planearm, Wed 10 May 2023, 16:28, archived)

Alright planearm
Anything good on the telly?
(Planearm, Wed 10 May 2023, 16:29, archived)

Got a bit of a soft spot for the thing
It was Eurovision final weekend when i first met my other half. The bar we were in had it on in the background on mute, while a DJ played weird Arab fusion stuff.
So I never watch the Eurothing, just like to notice that it's on each year.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 10 May 2023, 16:38, archived)

about as ready as I am to hack off my knob and bollocks with a rusty penknife and them eat them

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 May 2023, 16:41, archived)

Go on, I dare ya!

(Planearm, Wed 10 May 2023, 16:44, archived)

not til after Eurovision

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 May 2023, 17:15, archived)

And then

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 May 2023, 17:35, archived)

SCROTE FRITTERS

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 May 2023, 17:35, archived)

A cha cha chaaa

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 May 2023, 17:35, archived)

Pretty girl, beware of this heart of scrote

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 10 May 2023, 17:55, archived)

get out of my mind, my love for you is way out of line

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 May 2023, 19:58, archived)

That Swedish bit's pretty fit.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 10 May 2023, 16:47, archived)

Really?
She looks like Jaz Coleman in a wig. And her song's as shite as her inexplicably popular previous winning entry.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 May 2023, 16:48, archived)

You say that like it's a bad thing.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 10 May 2023, 16:56, archived)

You misread me.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 May 2023, 19:07, archived)

after-fucking-noon, you fucking spanner's

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 May 2023, 12:29, archived)

Afternoon
Off to the shops in a bit to buy presents for the new mum and baby, who I will finally get to see tomorrow
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 10 May 2023, 12:38, archived)

that will be great, I'm sure

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 May 2023, 13:07, archived)

Hurrah!

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 10 May 2023, 13:49, archived)

At least we're not plastic mallet like you!
HAH!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 May 2023, 12:54, archived)

NO U!!!!

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 May 2023, 13:07, archived)

Did ball tampering, yes ball tampering
Take place during The Nutcracker Suite last week?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 May 2023, 13:32, archived)

#deflategate

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 May 2023, 13:39, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 10 May 2023, 7:22, archived)

sympathy morning

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Cheers Cheers, Wed 10 May 2023, 8:19, archived)

With Sympathy morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 10 May 2023, 8:30, archived)

The Land Of Rape And Honey morning

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 10 May 2023, 8:42, archived)

Hi Al!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 10 May 2023, 8:49, archived)

*injects heroin into perineum while moaning about George W. Bush*
Hi.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 10 May 2023, 9:20, archived)

He's touring with Front Line Assembly and Gary Numan at the mo, what a lineup.

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 10 May 2023, 9:44, archived)

*injects heroin into perineum while moaning about Al Jorgensen*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 May 2023, 10:28, archived)

That sounds potentially quite good fun.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 10 May 2023, 10:30, archived)

From the photos, they all seem to be enjoying themselves.
m.facebook.com/frontlineassembly
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 10 May 2023, 10:42, archived)

This one would be a good entry for Viz's Up The Arse Corner:
www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=806982960796778&set=pcb.806983017463439
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 10 May 2023, 10:57, archived)

So happy for you Gary that you have found your niche doing what you love with pure unabated creativity and energy and listening to nobody but your heart.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 May 2023, 11:37, archived)

Random Phil Oakley song title.

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 10 May 2023, 11:43, archived)

Sorry for the loss of your morning

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 10 May 2023, 11:57, archived)

In mourning for it already.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 10 May 2023, 12:47, archived)

I can't be arsed with this shit
it can fuck the fuck off.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 10 May 2023, 10:27, archived)

It's not that bad old boy

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Wed 10 May 2023, 10:32, archived)

You're not my real dad

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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 10 May 2023, 12:28, archived)

tbf I think in his case it might well be

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 May 2023, 12:28, archived)

M * r * i * g

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 10 May 2023, 6:23, archived)

Morning

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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 10 May 2023, 9:44, archived)

Hello chums! Have you had a nice day?

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 9 May 2023, 19:40, archived)

Bollocks

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 May 2023, 20:04, archived)

I've just had a lovely shower it was a bit wet tho

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 9 May 2023, 20:49, archived)

They do though dont they?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 May 2023, 20:54, archived)

dunno.

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 9 May 2023, 22:59, archived)

I took dog out for a long one and I went to the allotment and I am watching foot the ball and I am preparing a billy catheter to relax with
Putin says relaxlol
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 May 2023, 20:42, archived)

i hope you're putin it down your japper

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 9 May 2023, 20:49, archived)

Course
It'd be bad show to do otherwise
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 May 2023, 20:54, archived)

Not bad
And you?
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 9 May 2023, 20:50, archived)

Smashing!
Forgot to buy food tho so might get a chinese
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 9 May 2023, 20:58, archived)

There's 1.4 billion to choose from, not sure how that helps with food

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 May 2023, 21:00, archived)

how many delicious ones are there?

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 9 May 2023, 21:02, archived)

好吃 or 好喝

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 May 2023, 21:07, archived)

Ten thousand

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 May 2023, 23:00, archived)

Eat one and you are hungry 10 minutes later
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 May 2023, 21:03, archived)

I heard Marc Almond had that problem with men

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 May 2023, 23:00, archived)

Mainly scrote fritters

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 May 2023, 23:05, archived)

A cha cha chaaa

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 May 2023, 23:05, archived)

I forgot to take my prawns out of the freezer before work
So I made do with a Chicago Town pizza instead
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 9 May 2023, 21:11, archived)

How is Scouse land these days?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 May 2023, 21:02, archived)

Warm and quiet
As long as you avoid the eurovision nonsense going on in town
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 9 May 2023, 21:10, archived)

It looks pretty awful

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 May 2023, 21:46, archived)

Yes
But that's Liverpool for you
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 9 May 2023, 21:53, archived)

Whenever I've been over I've had a belting time
The Toxteth shebeens were good dunno if they still exist
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 May 2023, 22:02, archived)

I've flicked them recently

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 May 2023, 22:16, archived)

Long gone
Every decent place is being bought up by chains like Wetherspoons
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 9 May 2023, 22:46, archived)

Wetherspoons bought ours we got a very good price
Unfortunately indie businesses have a hard time with the chains
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 May 2023, 22:56, archived)

And that's the problem
There was a great little place called the sink, my mate gave me 2 pills before we went and just said "eat these". I spent an hour sitting in a chair by the toilets looking at my hands. Those little places were the best.
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 9 May 2023, 23:19, archived)

Bit annoyed, had tickets for a 35mm screening of Boyz n the Hood
Thought it was tomorrow but it was tonight and missed it. Only £3 a ticket though
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 May 2023, 22:00, archived)

should have been £3.50 really

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 9 May 2023, 22:43, archived)

GET LOST, MONSTER!
I AIN'T GIVING YOU NO THREE FIDDY!
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 9 May 2023, 22:48, archived)

queef gave him a dollar
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 9 May 2023, 23:01, archived)

Budget blowie

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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 9 May 2023, 23:16, archived)

I've spent most of today trying not to fall asleep and now I'm in bed and I'm wide awake

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 9 May 2023, 23:08, archived)

Always the way

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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 9 May 2023, 23:20, archived)

Same

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 May 2023, 0:22, archived)

Any suggestions on solar powered heating and watering systems for a greenhouse?
Some of you must have tried "growing" things IYKWIM
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 May 2023, 15:31, archived)

Greenhouses tend to be fairly warm already
apart from in the winter, when there's hardly any sun
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 9 May 2023, 15:57, archived)

There's hardly any sun at night, but it's still warm at night in the summer. How do you explain this?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 May 2023, 16:03, archived)

What kind of astrologer are you anyway?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 May 2023, 16:09, archived)

asstrologer

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Cheers Cheers, Tue 9 May 2023, 16:43, archived)

rings round Uranus, etc. etc.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 9 May 2023, 21:51, archived)

Super Furry Animalzzz

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Cheers Cheers, Tue 9 May 2023, 21:59, archived)

Aliens

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 9 May 2023, 16:27, archived)

My favorite race is called the Korinians

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 May 2023, 17:37, archived)

BRB KLAXON!!!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 May 2023, 17:39, archived)

All races taste the same

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 9 May 2023, 17:54, archived)

Salame!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 May 2023, 18:48, archived)

I grew shirt potatoes

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 May 2023, 16:01, archived)

Those grow themselves

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 May 2023, 16:04, archived)

Might be able to offer suggestions for other parts of the process but probably not this part.
Do you literally mean greenhouse, like an outdoor glass structure?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 May 2023, 16:02, archived)

I do

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 May 2023, 17:07, archived)

gaz mongy, he knows about this sort of thing

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 9 May 2023, 16:06, archived)

Don't bother
Solar panels take up space that would be better for letting in sunlight. Water in the morning or evening, but don't water the leaves, just the soil around the base, as wet leaves can scorch
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 9 May 2023, 16:09, archived)

He wants an automated watering system I think

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 May 2023, 16:12, archived)

I do
Like a little pump drip system
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 May 2023, 17:08, archived)

I tried a few things with my greenhouse
Water butt with submersible pump connected to a smart socket, tray watering with little float shutoff valves and a more ambitious project to link arduino soil moisture sensors to electrically operated water valves that I never got round to finishing
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 9 May 2023, 17:13, archived)

This is the sort of thing I'm getting at
But I think a little trickle feed solar panel with a storage battery for the pump/droppers and a small heating element to stop it getting totally freezing in winter.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 May 2023, 17:33, archived)

I already have an overall temp/humidity sensor in the greenhouse, so I can get all smart with routines from that

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 May 2023, 17:34, archived)

Fair enough. My greenhouse was close enough to the house to make it easier just to run everything off the mains.
Plus my greenhouse heater was a bitcoin mining ASIC in a home made water resistant server enclosure so solar panels wouldn't really have cut it.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 9 May 2023, 23:07, archived)

Did you find any coins? or whatever the verb is.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 May 2023, 2:24, archived)

I mined 3 bitcoins but the FBI confiscated them when they shut down BTC-E :(

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 10 May 2023, 9:55, archived)

~~ter~~ nk
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 9 May 2023, 17:37, archived)

Solar power isn't up to that yet

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mongychops, Tue 9 May 2023, 16:42, archived)

Surely enough to keep a battery topped up, little bit of heat and pump activity a few times a day?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 May 2023, 17:35, archived)

I’ve grown tired of this place

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Cheers Cheers, Tue 9 May 2023, 16:44, archived)

When a man is tired of repetitious and boring online chat he is tired of life

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 9 May 2023, 16:58, archived)

Cheers

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Cheers Cheers, Tue 9 May 2023, 17:00, archived)

what proof is it?

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 9 May 2023, 20:01, archived)

Thanks for reminding me that I don't have a greenhouse any more 😥
Jerk
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 9 May 2023, 17:05, archived)

I have a greenhouse AND a shed
What happened to your greenhouse?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 May 2023, 17:12, archived)

Had to leave it behind at the old house.
The new house does have two fairly massive sheds though, admittedly in a state of disrepair.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 9 May 2023, 17:15, archived)

Not quite shed and buried then?
Ka-ching
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 May 2023, 18:02, archived)

Unless the greenhouse is in the Arctic/Antarctic or on the moon or Mars
I don't think you'll need heating.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 9 May 2023, 17:07, archived)

Overwintering tomato plants is the aim

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 May 2023, 17:08, archived)

You could paint the (concrete?) floor black
to absorb heat during the day and radiate it at night.

Or you could build a proper passive solar collector heat sink type of thing.

Are you doing soil or aqua? If aqua, fish or no fish?
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 9 May 2023, 18:01, archived)

Seems easier just to get rid of the greenhouse and rely on the earth's own solar powered heating and watering systems.
If anything the glass just gets in the way.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 9 May 2023, 17:10, archived)

Seems better not to jog with limestone
If anything, your wall just gets in the way.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 May 2023, 17:36, archived)

The sun is overrated anyway
i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/04/17/article-0-1D28F8E000000578-927_634x422.jpg
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 9 May 2023, 18:48, archived)

Yeah, what you need to do, first of all, is remove one of the glass panes from the greenhouse
Then snap it into a shard, and ram it down your japper. After that you'll be sorted
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 May 2023, 17:48, archived)

Along with some billy obvs

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 May 2023, 18:03, archived)

Naturally

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 May 2023, 20:04, archived)

TITGUFF'S
hullo
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 May 2023, 12:24, archived)

Alright, Chief Queef.
Bit bored at work. Seriously considering pissing on a possum.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 9 May 2023, 12:31, archived)

alright guvnor
Bit bored at home. Might waz on a wallaby.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 May 2023, 12:45, archived)

Picking rhubarb and broccoli
Allotment chat
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 May 2023, 12:56, archived)

Alright
Just about to rebuild my bookcase with tins of spaghetti hoops
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 9 May 2023, 12:47, archived)

I hope they are unopened
Spaghetti not the books
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 May 2023, 12:52, archived)

They are indeed
Although I will be using the bookcase to hold my DVD collection
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 9 May 2023, 12:57, archived)

Spaghetti Westerns?

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Cheers Cheers, Tue 9 May 2023, 13:02, archived)

Scored by Ennio Maccaroni

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 May 2023, 14:02, archived)

Pastar Wars

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 9 May 2023, 13:07, archived)

Pennes From Heaven

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Cheers Cheers, Tue 9 May 2023, 13:09, archived)

Spiral Tap

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 May 2023, 13:19, archived)

Hoop Dreams

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 May 2023, 13:19, archived)

Gnocchio

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mongychops, Tue 9 May 2023, 13:22, archived)

You're all very silly

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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 9 May 2023, 13:52, archived)

Ugly Alphabetti

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 9 May 2023, 13:56, archived)

my brother's in your town for a couple of days, starting tomorrow
he's got a number of houses to view, still can't believe how much you get for your money
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 May 2023, 12:59, archived)

Yep, it's cheap as hell here

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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 9 May 2023, 13:53, archived)

Also, if he's looking for somewhere nice to eat
With spectacular views, tell him to visit Matou. It's on the waterfront, above the Beatles cafe
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 9 May 2023, 13:55, archived)

ok thanks a lot

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 May 2023, 16:11, archived)

Can you write this bit of code for me?
Cheers
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 May 2023, 12:50, archived)

10 PRINT CHEERS
20 GOTO 10
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 9 May 2023, 12:54, archived)

Bollocks

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 May 2023, 14:13, archived)

By which I mean, that worked

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 May 2023, 14:13, archived)

sure

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 May 2023, 12:57, archived)

this bit of code

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 9 May 2023, 13:08, archived)

Hi

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 9 May 2023, 13:36, archived)

Fuck you, Swank. Fuck you.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 May 2023, 14:02, archived)

ur just wel jel m8

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 9 May 2023, 14:23, archived)

Thank you all for your kind words
pleased to announce that my mother in law has been admitted into a loony ward so that's a relief. As I read that sentence I feel it would make an awesome punchline to a Les Dawson story.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 9 May 2023, 13:40, archived)

At least now she will get the care she needs

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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 9 May 2023, 13:56, archived)

Yes. Joking aside we're very relieved.
My sister-in-law, her daughter, ended up in the same place a couple of years ago and it helped her a lot. The whole family has been very much struggling for some time. It's a hard time in Brazil if you're not very wealthy, add that to the family tragedies that they've suffered and it's been more than some of them can manage.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 9 May 2023, 14:11, archived)

Rise and shine fellow humans!
What exciting and constructive activities are you looking forward to today?
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 9 May 2023, 6:16, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 9 May 2023, 7:33, archived)

might molest a macaque

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 May 2023, 7:41, archived)

Make sure it's a midget macaque

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 May 2023, 7:45, archived)

Taking the dog out for a spin then going into work for a half day then watching the football and a bit of cannibal snuff
#rocknrolllifestyle
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 May 2023, 7:43, archived)

Anal

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Cheers Cheers, Tue 9 May 2023, 7:50, archived)

Give take or mutual?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 May 2023, 7:56, archived)

He's forming one segment in a big daisy-chain of mutually bumming gay spazzes.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 9 May 2023, 11:22, archived)

a human bentipede, you might say

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 May 2023, 12:02, archived)

vg

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 9 May 2023, 12:11, archived)

Reading pointless emails

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 9 May 2023, 8:11, archived)

Dealing with the fallout from my mother-in-law's attempted suicide yesterday
and being back in work after a week off.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 9 May 2023, 8:41, archived)

Christ sounds bloody grim!

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 May 2023, 8:48, archived)

Her brother finally succumbed to cancer a couple of weeks ago, he'd had months of suffering and the facial tumour was particularly unpleasant
she's looking after her own mother who has dementia and mobility issues and she chucked her boyfriend out over the weekend because of his alcoholism.

My partner went out for a couple of weeks not long ago but can't go back any time soon. Brazil isn't easy to get to.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 9 May 2023, 8:58, archived)

Hope it gets sorted

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 May 2023, 9:32, archived)

On the fun side of things
I think someone's trying to bribe me to get a student into our university.

Fat fucking chance. They all go through UCAS so even if I was so inclined it's impossible.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 9 May 2023, 9:51, archived)

What's the mental health care like over there?
Sounds like she needs counselling
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 9 May 2023, 9:43, archived)

We've tried, but she's adamant she won't accept it
there is a public health system but not sure what you can do when someone is adamant they don't want to engage. It's also nigh on impossible to know what's going on when when everything you know is via whasapp from a third party.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 9 May 2023, 9:49, archived)

Fuck m8, this is awful

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 9 May 2023, 10:28, archived)

b3ta, you mean

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 9 May 2023, 10:47, archived)

Yeah
it's all been going on for some time and it's only when I write it down I realise how fucking shit it is. I guess it's like so many unbearable situations - small problems grow and multiply until they're just too much.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 9 May 2023, 10:57, archived)

Oh fucking hell. Mrs. Tea and I have plenty of worry and stress from her mother, but nothing as grim as that.
My sympathies, for what they're worth.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 9 May 2023, 11:24, archived)

Genuinely sorry for your trouble garold

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 May 2023, 11:40, archived)

christ that all sounds dreadful, so sorry man

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 May 2023, 12:05, archived)

Bit of housework
Then back to actual work
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 9 May 2023, 9:31, archived)

Lol work

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 May 2023, 9:34, archived)

Playing champo like it’s 1999

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 9 May 2023, 10:37, archived)

Just found out Gregg Wallace has an MBE they must give them out to anyone
Who do you think warrants an award?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 May 2023, 10:53, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

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Cheers Cheers, Tue 9 May 2023, 11:01, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 9 May 2023, 11:20, archived)

arseboon dilbaro MBE, you mean

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Cheers Cheers, Tue 9 May 2023, 11:42, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 9 May 2023, 11:28, archived)

popular poster 'Keith R Swank'

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 9 May 2023, 11:01, archived)

Alright

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 May 2023, 22:09, archived)

Yes. I've just been for a 6 mile run with a backpack and robbed a load of limestone from the disused quarry at the top of the hill and jogged back with it in the rain to fix the drystone wall in our garden that the builders fucked up.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 8 May 2023, 22:19, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 May 2023, 22:23, archived)

~~stupid~~ manly ~~cunt~~ hero
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 8 May 2023, 22:25, archived)

Is it any less manly to debug php?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 May 2023, 22:26, archived)

I just ask chatGPT to do it for me these days

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 8 May 2023, 22:28, archived)

It tells lies

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 May 2023, 22:34, archived)

What sort of GPT can't open a door?

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 8 May 2023, 22:44, archived)

What sort of GPT can't open a door? A GPT-KEY-LESS!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 May 2023, 22:45, archived)

explain the punchline
The punchline is a play on words, combining "GPT" (referring to the language model) with "keyless." In this context, "keyless" means lacking a key, like a keyless entry system for a door. The joke implies that the GPT (which stands for Generative Pre-trained Transformer) doesn't have the ability to open a door because it's "keyless." It's a humorous way to highlight the fact that the GPT model doesn't possess physical capabilities like opening doors.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 May 2023, 22:46, archived)

I'm afraid this is way too clever for me

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 8 May 2023, 22:59, archived)

What was your punchline?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 May 2023, 23:26, archived)

It tells lies
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 8 May 2023, 23:44, archived)

Yay Squee Nom

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 8 May 2023, 23:45, archived)

Panowie Meh

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 May 2023, 23:55, archived)

Wow, there are some old familiar usernames there.
And a lot I have absolutely no memory of.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 9 May 2023, 7:02, archived)

General Practitioner's Trousers?

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 9 May 2023, 0:25, archived)

All the patients say hello

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 9 May 2023, 0:41, archived)

+ Gromit, and they've gone General Practitioner!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 9 May 2023, 7:03, archived)

No, it's MORE manly, because it doesn't involve flouncing around with silly shoes in the rain

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 May 2023, 22:35, archived)

My wife seems to be struggling to comprehend how manly this is :(

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 8 May 2023, 22:23, archived)

🪨 🎒 🏃‍♂️ 👷‍♂️ 👨

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 May 2023, 22:26, archived)

Maybe do an interpretive 40 mile canter

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 May 2023, 22:41, archived)

Looking forward to next time we have visitors so I can show it off to them.
Imma be all 'MY NAME IS OZYMANDIAS, BITCHES'
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 8 May 2023, 22:30, archived)

So, how was the Coronation for you?

(Planearm, Mon 8 May 2023, 18:20, archived)

They didn't have one for me.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 May 2023, 18:37, archived)

#m4k

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 8 May 2023, 21:08, archived)

An archaic irrelevance with no discernible impact on my life

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Cheers Cheers, Mon 8 May 2023, 18:43, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8369055
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 8 May 2023, 18:44, archived)

Rob would be very hurt if he saw us talking about this place like that, I'm sure.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 8 May 2023, 18:45, archived)

He’s too busy counting his fesshole money

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Cheers Cheers, Mon 8 May 2023, 18:46, archived)

Must be worth at least 2.5 discounted hams by now, I'd have thought.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 8 May 2023, 19:22, archived)

Margin of error, 2 rashers

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 May 2023, 20:12, archived)

twitter.com/viceroymartin/status/1654772412498542600?s=20
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 8 May 2023, 19:07, archived)

It gave me a lazy lob-on

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 May 2023, 19:16, archived)

i like the purple ones

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 8 May 2023, 19:47, archived)

His purple and yellow costume was hideous

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 8 May 2023, 21:01, archived)

And every picture of the royal couple in their outfits looks like a bad photoshop job

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 8 May 2023, 21:04, archived)

I had it on the radio and slept through most of it.
Not really my thing, unelected, unaccountable bureaucrats.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 8 May 2023, 20:35, archived)

I enjoyed the spectacle and the ritual.
Mostly to spite all the wannabe edgelord anti-royalists, probably.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 8 May 2023, 21:07, archived)

The massive bonfire where they kept chucking on wads of fifties while doing a traditional dance was a bit much

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 8 May 2023, 21:33, archived)

Olly Murs gonna Olly Murs

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 8 May 2023, 22:01, archived)

Pushing that cunt down the board

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 May 2023, 13:03, archived)

cuntpusher

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 8 May 2023, 13:14, archived)

Bring your own chairs?
Have your own baRbie and chuck dogshit over the fence
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 8 May 2023, 13:25, archived)

Might just kill them all, turns out I'm most of their GP

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 8 May 2023, 18:02, archived)

Feed me wierd minge

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 May 2023, 13:25, archived)

Hard normal vaggy

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 May 2023, 13:26, archived)

vaggie burglar

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 8 May 2023, 14:48, archived)

Smack my bitch inge

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 May 2023, 15:49, archived)

Feed me pies, feed me nice hairy pies.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 8 May 2023, 17:49, archived)

If you don't eat your meat you can't have any weird minge

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 8 May 2023, 18:04, archived)

oh thank god

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 May 2023, 18:37, archived)

said the King, yesterday

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 8 May 2023, 14:12, archived)

OK

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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 8 May 2023, 14:31, archived)

minge + tits = guntcheese

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Cheers Cheers, Mon 8 May 2023, 15:11, archived)

Penny Mordaunt's guntcheese

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 8 May 2023, 15:25, archived)

good bank holiday morning to each and every one of you

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 8 May 2023, 5:40, archived)

No thanks.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 8 May 2023, 5:53, archived)

Penis cheddar

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 May 2023, 5:55, archived)

no offence

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 May 2023, 5:55, archived)

i am coincidentally masticating cheddar right at this moment

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 8 May 2023, 8:51, archived)

ic urb
+Keith
~~ddar~~ gwin
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 8 May 2023, 9:52, archived)

morning

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broadsword, Mon 8 May 2023, 7:33, archived)

what proof is it?

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Cheers Cheers, Mon 8 May 2023, 8:27, archived)

100%

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 8 May 2023, 8:49, archived)

Gwyneth Paltrow says she believes it works

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 8 May 2023, 9:00, archived)

She has the evidence of her huge income to prove it

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 May 2023, 14:34, archived)

foolproof!

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 8 May 2023, 15:05, archived)

Poo'd wank willy-gay whore-ning, more like.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 8 May 2023, 8:41, archived)

Good morning Mr Cunt
Although you may be a lady person
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 8 May 2023, 8:45, archived)

Preggers plays pop

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 8 May 2023, 8:58, archived)

How's the foetus gonna gestate you gonna keep it in a box?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 8 May 2023, 9:01, archived)

Cheggers Plays Popped his clogs

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 8 May 2023, 9:11, archived)

Blimey I never knew he'd snuffed it
4ever in r harts
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 8 May 2023, 9:24, archived)

How insensitive!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 8 May 2023, 9:38, archived)

Morning

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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 8 May 2023, 9:54, archived)

happy motorhead day guy's

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 May 2023, 11:46, archived)

Lemmy return the sentiment

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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 8 May 2023, 12:44, archived)

Lemmy introduce myself

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 8 May 2023, 12:47, archived)

[Lucas] Fox off

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 8 May 2023, 13:36, archived)

It's raining and the cunt neighbours have invited us to their stupid cunty garden party.
BYO food, booze and fucking chairs.
Fucking cheap cunts, their house must be at least £3 million.
Still, you know what they say, you don't get rich by not being a complete and utter fucking shit dickhead bastard cunt wanker.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 8 May 2023, 12:56, archived)

Shit in the punch bowl to assert your dominance

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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 8 May 2023, 13:40, archived)

wantonly

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 8 May 2023, 15:21, archived)

b3ta.com/board_stats/talkboard-users.html
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 May 2023, 22:18, archived)

#28 is a classic.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 7 May 2023, 22:39, archived)

#4 *lionelrichie.gif*

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 May 2023, 23:23, archived)

/links

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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 7 May 2023, 23:02, archived)

I'm talking a lot, but I'm not saying anything.

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 7 May 2023, 23:05, archived)

Say something once, then say it again

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 May 2023, 23:19, archived)

TURTLE POWER, QU'EST QUE CE?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 May 2023, 23:24, archived)

ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba b3 ta

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 May 2023, 23:24, archived)

No idea how I rack up so many comments on here btw

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 May 2023, 23:29, archived)

Can't seem to face up to the stats

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 7 May 2023, 23:37, archived)

Who’s watching the coronation concert then?

(Runcorn shitty limits, Sun 7 May 2023, 20:08, archived)

everyone except you

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 20:23, archived)

You know what I did when kingy was getting his hat?
Hung wallpaper.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 May 2023, 20:53, archived)

I think the concert would be about as interesting

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 May 2023, 20:54, archived)

i haven't heard nor seen one bit of any of it
i've been completely wrecked since friday and now i am finally in bed on nice clean sheets
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 21:08, archived)

I've been busy with shit that matters
You know, carpentry and decorating
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 May 2023, 21:14, archived)

only matters to you, can't see it from my house
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 21:25, archived)

Of course you can't, you're somewhere in the fucking south west

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 May 2023, 21:29, archived)

i might still be in hospital you self obsessed little fart glove

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 21:56, archived)

You might, and off your tits

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 May 2023, 22:06, archived)

yes!

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 22:10, archived)

Thanks for this, I've been trying to work out what's important in life, it's carpentry and decorating.
This explains a lot actually, not very good at either of those things.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 May 2023, 23:31, archived)

Wallpaper in a sex dungeon? Classy!

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 7 May 2023, 21:52, archived)

Soundproof

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 May 2023, 22:18, archived)

WALLPAPER IN A SEX DUNGEON??!! CLASSY!!!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 May 2023, 23:32, archived)

No
I'm watching red dwarf
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 7 May 2023, 20:29, archived)

smeggy smeg

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 May 2023, 5:46, archived)

A bunch of tory cunts.

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 7 May 2023, 20:43, archived)

Dunno I'm at the mash bar

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 May 2023, 20:49, archived)

i hope you went to the bangers bar first

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 21:12, archived)

Yeah I don't know ow they fit so many cars in there

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 May 2023, 21:31, archived)

Rock the mash bar

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broadsword, Sun 7 May 2023, 23:50, archived)

I think we’ve covered this - sandpaper, genital region etc

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Cheers Cheers, Sun 7 May 2023, 21:01, archived)

SCROTE FRITTERS

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 May 2023, 21:04, archived)

A cha cha chaaa

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 May 2023, 21:04, archived)

Camilla looks bored crapless
But it is shit so who can blame it?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 7 May 2023, 21:16, archived)

Shit on a Space Hopper it's beaker o'cock!

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 15:39, archived)

Eat my piss

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 May 2023, 15:56, archived)

what proof is it?

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:00, archived)

It came out of his penis
How much proof do you need?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 7 May 2023, 16:07, archived)

Could be a dose of unadulterated chid's piss

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:10, archived)

chid capri?

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:11, archived)

Capri Son?

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 7 May 2023, 16:15, archived)

Ford Capri

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:15, archived)

my mum had a 2.8l capri
probably worth a fortune now if the heaviest steering in the world hasn't guided it into an oak tree
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:16, archived)

2.8lllll? I don't get it :(

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:22, archived)

gigawatts
i know that makes no sense but i don't care
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:26, archived)

of course it doesn't
it was 1.21 gigawatts, not 2.8
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:37, archived)

yeah, well, different, cars, different, specs ,innit ,m8

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:38, archived)

this is life

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:07, archived)

what proof is there?

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:27, archived)

this

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 May 2023, 19:11, archived)

oh. fair enough then.

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 21:09, archived)

Swab my gunt

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 7 May 2023, 15:58, archived)

what proof is it?

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:00, archived)

-r

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 7 May 2023, 16:08, archived)

steady on, knockers

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:11, archived)

Soz m8

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 7 May 2023, 16:14, archived)

Chew on my smeg

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Cheers Cheers, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:04, archived)

Don't be so disgusting, Cheers.

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:05, archived)

Sorry, won’t happen again

drink my shit
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Cheers Cheers, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:27, archived)

mhmm strawberry favour

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:28, archived)

what proof is it?

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:05, archived)

It’s in the pudding
Mmm smeggi puddi
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Cheers Cheers, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:28, archived)

neediest paddy ever

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:06, archived)

why would anyone shit on a space hopper?
both you and the shit would slide off
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:10, archived)

now the real candles are out

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:11, archived)

Bollocks.

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:12, archived)

Nice scrotum

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:15, archived)

V smooth

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 7 May 2023, 16:16, archived)

what proof is it?

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:19, archived)

it's your scrotum you belend

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:35, archived)

Dr Alban'szzzzzz

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 May 2023, 5:49, archived)

can't believe I've spent 16 years here

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:15, archived)

to be fair you've only spent fifteen and a half of those years actually on /talk

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:16, archived)

true

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:21, archived)

gold

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 May 2023, 5:50, archived)

It's like prison
but worse
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 7 May 2023, 16:17, archived)

he used to give me roses
i wish he could again
but that was on the outside
/talk wasn't bollocks then
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:23, archived)

Reminisces
Anyone know if I can rewatch all episodes somewhere?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 7 May 2023, 17:00, archived)

in jail?

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 17:11, archived)

No
My front room
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 7 May 2023, 17:20, archived)

BAM!
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 17:24, archived)

YES
😘
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 7 May 2023, 17:31, archived)

youtu.be/-9_j_AO_ppw
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 May 2023, 5:54, archived)

Alright youngster.
Congrats on having an account that's no longer at risk of undue attention from Spanishfly.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 7 May 2023, 16:22, archived)

just hope Sexface doesn't come back

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:25, archived)

Don't we all, m2^3.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 7 May 2023, 16:46, archived)

An irl shitcunt

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 May 2023, 5:55, archived)

thanks
just showed my candles to my nephew, who was a bit freaked out that I was on here before he was born. he seems to think that technology before he came along was all nokia 3310's and using computers for playing solitaire
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:41, archived)

You should tell him about shovelling coal into the dial-up modem
so you could play correspondence chess over AOL, and hoping you found the Quad Damage powerup first, in order to "own", or defeat, your opponent.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 7 May 2023, 17:25, archived)

I never said shit on your own Space Hopper

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:11, archived)

Lynn Anderson'zzzzzzzzzz

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:13, archived)

well you should have specified
it's this shoddy attitude to defecation placement that's ruining the country
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:16, archived)

*shits with wanton abandon*

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:18, archived)

Mmmmmmm😋
Wanton
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 7 May 2023, 16:19, archived)

I like your anarchistic streak
the shit streaks, less so
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:23, archived)

i'll clean them up sometime next bweek

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:29, archived)

Happy meh amount of candles day, Smash!

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:14, archived)

ta

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:16, archived)

you reveal your true colors!
candles, I mean!
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:21, archived)

Genghis Khan is also known as Chinggis Khan.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:12, archived)

Did he play pop?

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:13, archived)

Cheggers can't be boozers

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:15, archived)

i've had 2 hours sleep in total since friday morning
please may i go to bed?
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:20, archived)

Chuggers can

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 7 May 2023, 16:21, archived)

Chinggis reckon

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 May 2023, 17:39, archived)

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