good afternoon, nudist's
how's your day going so far? I've done fuck all apart from cycling and watching old reggae sound system footage on YouTube. It's very draining, I might have to have a nap after lunch.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 May 2023, 12:13, archived)

getting paid my day rate for a job that took 30mins yay

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 15 May 2023, 12:14, archived)

d g
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 May 2023, 12:21, archived)

so normally you work 8 hours for 30 minutes pay

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 May 2023, 12:48, archived)

i normally work for about 4 hours for 8 hours pay

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 15 May 2023, 12:50, archived)

why?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 May 2023, 12:59, archived)

He’s an MP

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 15 May 2023, 13:33, archived)

Massive Pranny, that is!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 15 May 2023, 14:00, archived)

blow+

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 15 May 2023, 13:08, archived)

What do you like to listen to on the train?
You can say Hitler.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 May 2023, 13:19, archived)

The ai uprising has already begun

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 15 May 2023, 13:21, archived)

"Okay Google, play something inspirational about our train service running really efficiently"

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 15 May 2023, 13:25, archived)

“The next stop will be Auschwitz, where this train will terminate, Jews”

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 15 May 2023, 13:29, archived)

"This train will be stopping in Poland, Denmark, Norway, Belgium, the Netherlands, Luxembourg, France, Yugoslavia and Greece."

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 May 2023, 13:45, archived)

"The service to Russia has been cancelled due to snow on the line."

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 May 2023, 13:46, archived)

You're wrong, and you're poorly programmed

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 May 2023, 14:34, archived)

FAO RICHARD MCBEEF OFF OF THE WORLDWIDE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY:
thequietus.com/articles/32892-andrew-lauder-motorhead-happy-trails-extract
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 15 May 2023, 14:09, archived)

Cheers, a good read, that

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 May 2023, 15:33, archived)

YOUR WELCOME

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 15 May 2023, 15:39, archived)

Rather peaceful
Watching Doctor Who and doing a spot of knitting before work
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 15 May 2023, 15:36, archived)

Morning

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 May 2023, 7:51, archived)

Morning
I've just had to explain strikethrough gags to /links, fucking hell they're dense.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 May 2023, 7:53, archived)

Shall I go over and give them a quick "bollocks"?
That'll really get them going.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 May 2023, 7:55, archived)

Never a bad idea

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 May 2023, 7:56, archived)

Whoever you're explaining to must have me on 2.zero

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 May 2023, 7:57, archived)

Oh no I see it

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 May 2023, 7:58, archived)

You know who else gets going with a quick bollocks?
Your m...
..ates on board

hahaha, just kidding!
You don't have any mates on board
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 15 May 2023, 10:11, archived)

Like what they dollocks?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 May 2023, 11:36, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 15 May 2023, 8:30, archived)

Morning

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 May 2023, 8:51, archived)

Morning
A thing that I thought was broken isn't actually broken, I was just using it wrong and now I'm a bit annoyed but also very pleased.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 15 May 2023, 8:49, archived)

arseboon dilbaro?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 May 2023, 8:51, archived)

Your dick?

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 15 May 2023, 8:59, archived)

broken vending machine

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 May 2023, 9:55, archived)

b3ta?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 15 May 2023, 9:08, archived)

Life?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 May 2023, 9:15, archived)

Wings?

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 15 May 2023, 9:40, archived)

Alright Paul McCartney

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 May 2023, 9:55, archived)

only the website b3ta could have been

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 15 May 2023, 9:57, archived)

no, he's not

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 May 2023, 13:01, archived)

Heart?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 May 2023, 9:46, archived)

wind?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 May 2023, 10:19, archived)

Electric Boogaloo?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 15 May 2023, 10:22, archived)

Guitar preamp DI pedal interface thing
turns out if you accidentally press two of the footswitches at once it goes into bypass mode. All the lights go off and it is just dead. I'd have known this if I'd read the instruction manual but I didn't get where I am in life by reading instructions.

Anyway.

Thank you very much Darkglass customer service team in Helsinki. They are used to dealing with pilocks like me.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 15 May 2023, 10:24, archived)

“She even became part of the English language
– if a politician, somebody from showbiz or ordinary people in the street are asked a tricky question they will say: ‘Who do you think I am, Mystic Meg?’”
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 May 2023, 11:38, archived)

S+

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 May 2023, 12:11, archived)

..But she never answered a tricky question and if she did she'd have just made more Barnum statements.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 15 May 2023, 14:15, archived)

Zelenskiy is shorter than Rishi Sunak, fucking hell

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 15 May 2023, 11:42, archived)

he was taller before the war

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 May 2023, 13:00, archived)

Bombs dropped on head

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 15 May 2023, 13:58, archived)

*something about hairspace*

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 May 2023, 14:45, archived)

Bollocks

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 15 May 2023, 4:20, archived)

Morning!

(Planearm, Mon 15 May 2023, 4:47, archived)

monging!

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 15 May 2023, 6:34, archived)

Fuck that shit

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 14 May 2023, 20:55, archived)

what shit?

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 14 May 2023, 20:58, archived)

That one

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 14 May 2023, 22:06, archived)

There on the stit

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 14 May 2023, 23:27, archived)

That's right, bass for your face.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 14 May 2023, 21:05, archived)

Painful

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 14 May 2023, 22:06, archived)

tinyurl.com/2p8tdy62
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 14 May 2023, 22:44, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8370374
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 14 May 2023, 22:57, archived)

Clingons on the smegglord bell

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 14 May 2023, 21:15, archived)

Indeed

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 14 May 2023, 22:05, archived)

That could lead to a nasty infection
Not to mention your dick would stink of shit.
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 14 May 2023, 21:18, archived)

so a bit better than it normally does then?

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 14 May 2023, 21:23, archived)

Steady on
I use only the finest whale fat on my penis
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 14 May 2023, 22:05, archived)

Ambergris all up in that helmit

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 14 May 2023, 22:08, archived)

Have deer musk with that

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 May 2023, 22:12, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 14 May 2023, 22:35, archived)

They scrape those off

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 May 2023, 0:23, archived)

Poor Johnny Depp. :(

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 14 May 2023, 22:42, archived)

fuckin lol
He reportedly threw at least one bottle of very expensive wine at her and missed, begging the question, what exactly are you paying for if it doesn't even hit the target?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 May 2023, 0:23, archived)

Hi

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 14 May 2023, 22:02, archived)

Fuck you, Swank. Fuck you.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 14 May 2023, 22:05, archived)

Good afternoon, smeg-head's

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 May 2023, 13:23, archived)

hi queef

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 14 May 2023, 13:48, archived)

hi
didn't get around to bbqing yesterday so today is rotisserie jerk chicken time
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 May 2023, 14:53, archived)

make sure you jerk it thoroughly
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 14 May 2023, 17:02, archived)

Wanky wanky woo tits

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 14 May 2023, 14:02, archived)

hi queef

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 14 May 2023, 14:30, archived)

Get fucked

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 14 May 2023, 14:43, archived)

no real names plz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 May 2023, 14:53, archived)

hi Quick Release

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 14 May 2023, 17:33, archived)

Hola Queef
went on a late-night wander last night, woke up half a mile from home in a fucking dinosaur onesie
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 May 2023, 16:43, archived)

Alright cr3

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 14 May 2023, 17:57, archived)

my old pal Marcus used to sleepwalk
after dreaming that he was being pursued by the marching hammers from The Wall, he woke up miles from home, in his school blazer, clutching a spoon
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 May 2023, 18:08, archived)

Aciiiiieeeeeeedddddddd

( mongychops, Sun 14 May 2023, 19:07, archived)

Gaz mongychops, he knows about that sort of thing.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 14 May 2023, 19:17, archived)

Yeah go on then, just the one to start with

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 May 2023, 20:37, archived)

That's hilarious
No idea what I was dreaming of
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 14 May 2023, 19:21, archived)

and that's how he got his nickname, "Reece"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 May 2023, 4:29, archived)

Dead Man's Poos

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 14 May 2023, 19:18, archived)

Bring back Jonathan the tortoise

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 14 May 2023, 20:52, archived)

You
Ya cunt
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 14 May 2023, 21:16, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 14 May 2023, 8:06, archived)

Fuck you, Swank. Fuck you.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 14 May 2023, 8:20, archived)

same

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 14 May 2023, 8:25, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 14 May 2023, 8:34, archived)

Fuck you, Bollocks. Fuck you.

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 14 May 2023, 10:20, archived)

Hard Brexit now

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 14 May 2023, 8:57, archived)

PHWOAR EH PHWOAR

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 14 May 2023, 9:39, archived)

Finland was robbed

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 14 May 2023, 10:15, archived)

I might listen to the winning song tomorrow or next month. I'm in no rush

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 14 May 2023, 10:40, archived)

I wouldn't bother

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 14 May 2023, 10:53, archived)

the country I live in got last place in the "competition", which is exactly where it belongs

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 14 May 2023, 11:06, archived)

When ABBA had their long skirts pulled off, remember?
And then Jemini made a face.
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 14 May 2023, 11:06, archived)

#metoo

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 May 2023, 13:11, archived)

knobtit's

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 May 2023, 10:44, archived)

WRONG

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 14 May 2023, 15:17, archived)

WANKSMELL
to quote someone better than mysolf.

how's everybody smelling tonight?
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 13 May 2023, 21:26, archived)

It’s not just about the baking grannies and rapping astronauts …
the world’s favourite song contest has also got real clout, getting gay marriage legalised and bringing down fascist regimes
says The Guardian
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 May 2023, 21:41, archived)

Let's see if the Jews win eh

( mongychops, Sat 13 May 2023, 23:25, archived)

The Israelis?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 May 2023, 23:28, archived)

Are they Jews, the Israel entry?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 14 May 2023, 1:44, archived)

I don't know, I've never seen or heard any of the songs, perhaps they're Mormons, or Jains.
Or perhaps adherents of a Cargo Cult, who worship a specific type of Ikea furniture that was once washed up on their island in a container.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 May 2023, 1:54, archived)

The Miracle Of The Billy Bookcases
Alt: The Legend Of MAMMUT
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 May 2023, 1:55, archived)

The Miracle Of The Billy Japper

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 14 May 2023, 3:14, archived)

I smell of pomegranate shampoo
And I'm getting drunk
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 13 May 2023, 21:48, archived)

+ on pomegranate shampoo

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 13 May 2023, 21:58, archived)

+ and life

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 May 2023, 22:11, archived)

and oh,
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 14 May 2023, 7:14, archived)

is biggerer
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 14 May 2023, 17:34, archived)

HELMSCABS

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 13 May 2023, 21:58, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8370337
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 13 May 2023, 23:51, archived)

Scum. Sub human scum.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 13 May 2023, 22:00, archived)

S cum 7

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 May 2023, 22:10, archived)

Bring it all wank

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 14 May 2023, 7:15, archived)

Sub humans cum.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 May 2023, 22:10, archived)

Sub Herman's not allowed to cum.

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 13 May 2023, 22:54, archived)

Soapy titwank?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 13 May 2023, 18:25, archived)

No thanks.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 13 May 2023, 18:30, archived)

Soapy Tit Wank is the dike below the Hoser crack.
There is a unique move or two on this route that was intriguing. Give it a try if in the area.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 May 2023, 18:44, archived)

Yeah go on then

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 13 May 2023, 19:05, archived)

Not tonight, I have to wash my hair

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 13 May 2023, 19:52, archived)

+ MacTavish

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 13 May 2023, 20:18, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8370346
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 13 May 2023, 20:48, archived)

COME ON CROATIA

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 13 May 2023, 22:26, archived)

+ MY FACE

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 13 May 2023, 23:26, archived)

lovely afternoon. i hope you are all out enjoying it.

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 13 May 2023, 13:53, archived)

enjying +f
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 13 May 2023, 13:58, archived)

What?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 13 May 2023, 14:10, archived)

ABOUT TEN TO THREE, DEARY

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 13 May 2023, 14:49, archived)

humor at it is best

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 May 2023, 15:41, archived)

I am in hell
stuck in mum's with both of the mentals, who are having the same conversation on repeat, about how finding a feather means that my bitch of a cousin is sending them messages from heaven. If there was a heaven, she would definitely not be there.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 13 May 2023, 15:58, archived)

What percentage of your extended family isn't completely insane, would you say?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 13 May 2023, 16:15, archived)

Dad's side? I don't know
Mum is one of 12 and, to date, 6 have been diagnosed with dementia, not to mention several cousins with mental health problems and/or depression
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 13 May 2023, 16:36, archived)

we're all just glad that you're not coo-coo too

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 13 May 2023, 17:19, archived)

well, quite

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 13 May 2023, 18:01, archived)

+ not

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 13 May 2023, 20:47, archived)

Blaaahdy ell. :(

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 13 May 2023, 22:00, archived)

Shame if it got ... broken
Fragile things, afternoons, ain't they?
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 13 May 2023, 17:06, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8370313
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 13 May 2023, 20:47, archived)

WANKSMELL

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 13 May 2023, 18:01, archived)

morning
alt: piss off eurovision
( broadsword, Sat 13 May 2023, 8:46, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 13 May 2023, 8:48, archived)

I'm supporting the EU's most important member
Australia.
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Sat 13 May 2023, 8:50, archived)

semen khaidenko

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 13 May 2023, 8:59, archived)

Nil point

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 13 May 2023, 9:26, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 13 May 2023, 9:35, archived)

nom
alt: squee
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 13 May 2023, 9:48, archived)

*glomps*

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 13 May 2023, 9:52, archived)

*smooshes*

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 13 May 2023, 10:53, archived)

squee + nom + meh = nomsqueh
Stand out from the crowd and find your own term used to express excitement, joy, or delight, often in response to cute or adorable content, enjoyment or appreciation for food-related content, often in a humorous or ironic way, and lack of enthusiasm or interest in a particular image or content.
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 13 May 2023, 11:21, archived)

HOORJ

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 May 2023, 15:22, archived)

think I'm going to do a rotisserie jerk chicken today and get the dancehall 45s on
You know, like a tragic 49 year old middle class honky would do.

SHOCK OUT SELECTAH
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 13 May 2023, 11:23, archived)

All I got from that is that you're planning to do a chicken, presumably a live one.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 13 May 2023, 11:34, archived)

Fairly sure that "Behead an eskimo" is incitement to genocide, CANCEL GRANT NAYLOR

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 13 May 2023, 12:11, archived)

It's a dance you dummy

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 May 2023, 15:23, archived)

U got dat Now Thing compilation from back in the day?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 13 May 2023, 11:56, archived)

nein

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 13 May 2023, 12:53, archived)

Dancehall instrumentals innit

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 13 May 2023, 12:53, archived)

I hope the Korinians win

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 May 2023, 12:04, archived)

Mashed potato is just Irish guacamole

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 13 May 2023, 12:32, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8370303
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 May 2023, 15:23, archived)

Enthusiastically pissing that mucilaginous shitstain off the rim

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 13 May 2023, 3:34, archived)

Who shat on the rim?

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 13 May 2023, 6:59, archived)

We all do, every time we post here.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 13 May 2023, 7:15, archived)

*rimshot*

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 13 May 2023, 9:16, archived)

Guyrim

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 13 May 2023, 7:20, archived)

Smeggy smeggy smeg

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 13 May 2023, 7:14, archived)

Pushing that cretin down the board
I just made fucking superb curry and I am now extremely rotund
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 May 2023, 22:03, archived)

o un +e +ar +ed
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 12 May 2023, 22:26, archived)

dweared
Good one
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 May 2023, 22:48, archived)

fuck you

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 13 May 2023, 0:47, archived)

I hope you shit yourself

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 12 May 2023, 22:39, archived)

Conveniently, I am about to

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 May 2023, 22:47, archived)

No, wait, that was just a big fart

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 May 2023, 22:49, archived)

I wasn't hungry
So I just had some frazzles
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 12 May 2023, 22:55, archived)

oh no the doozers' scaffolding will take over the whole rock

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 13 May 2023, 0:46, archived)

wank your cares away

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 13 May 2023, 1:37, archived)

Panowie nom!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 May 2023, 2:41, archived)

Fuck that thread. Here’s a new one for you to piss all over
How have you fucking cretins been? I haven’t been around for a while.

Been in the DMT waiting room for a while.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 12 May 2023, 17:12, archived)

me too, haven't smoked DMT for a good 10 years, it's about time

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 May 2023, 17:14, archived)

Never have, never even seen it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 May 2023, 17:26, archived)

most incredible experience of my life by a country mile
sorry 'wedding day' and 'birth of my daughter'

small amount = nice psychedelic experience
large amount = religious experience level of intensity
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 May 2023, 17:30, archived)

First time I puked. Also my mate had his dog with him and at that moment it didn’t have a back end just two heads.
Second and third hit and I went to a place. Which seemed to last about 3 months when in fact it was a matter of minutes.

The only scary thing that sets it aside from other psychedelics I have done. Namely shrooms and lysergic acid diethylamide, is that they tend to build.

DMT goes from zero to a hundred in a fraction of a second. Scary at first. Then it’s just a fucking wonderful experience.

On a second note. My CUNT of a neighbour has now been mowing, strimming (perfect strikey g there guys) and basically being a Bellend for the last hour.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 12 May 2023, 17:46, archived)

i hate going to church tho

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 12 May 2023, 18:51, archived)

Someone (Jung?) thought organized religions were basically schemes for avoiding personal religious experience

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 May 2023, 19:56, archived)

aounds plausible

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 12 May 2023, 21:44, archived)

Neil?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 12 May 2023, 22:40, archived)

Alright Norman Blake

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 May 2023, 22:49, archived)

Hi

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 13 May 2023, 8:45, archived)

Elon Musk names boss of Twitter
Linda Yaccarino
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 12 May 2023, 17:42, archived)

Surely that was his/her/she/him/them mums responsibility to name the fool

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 12 May 2023, 17:47, archived)

Arseboon Disbaro

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 12 May 2023, 17:48, archived)

Sunak wants Ukraine's Zelensky
speech at Eurovision
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 12 May 2023, 18:11, archived)

David Boyd killed Nikki Allan
Jury find him guilty
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 12 May 2023, 18:13, archived)

Wonder if the BBC would pay me to rewrite all their headlines as teepees

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 12 May 2023, 18:15, archived)

I mean you can choose to have it displayed in pidgin, I think this is an equally valid interpretation

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 12 May 2023, 18:21, archived)

Justin Welby fined for speeding
Going fast through Lambeth
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 12 May 2023, 18:23, archived)

Sweden comeback for Beyoncé
Starting solo tour
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 12 May 2023, 18:27, archived)

Ringo Starr calls Holly Muller
ahead of Eurovision
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 12 May 2023, 18:29, archived)

Scottish Uni's marking boycott
Binning dissertations
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 12 May 2023, 18:32, archived)

What this robot found in drainpipe:
just an alligator
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 12 May 2023, 18:34, archived)

*lionelrichie.gif*

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 May 2023, 20:01, archived)

Flashing the Bishop

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 May 2023, 18:30, archived)

Dog my bean

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 May 2023, 20:01, archived)

Talk to Frank

( $$ ✅, Fri 12 May 2023, 20:19, archived)

I'm currently drinking and watching horror films

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 12 May 2023, 21:29, archived)

Wanky wanky wanky wank wank

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 May 2023, 14:56, archived)

I hope it's a good one

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 12 May 2023, 14:58, archived)

I hope it's a horrible one

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 12 May 2023, 15:03, archived)

without any fear

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 May 2023, 15:22, archived)

Well that's just mean

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 12 May 2023, 15:23, archived)

Wannnnnnnk wank wank wank

( broadsword, Fri 12 May 2023, 15:28, archived)

alright 'The Penguin, having a wank'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 May 2023, 15:31, archived)

Waaannnnnnnnnk
And I'm spent
( broadsword, Fri 12 May 2023, 15:43, archived)

we have a right wanky wanky wanky wank wank here don't we

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 12 May 2023, 15:47, archived)

I'm having a right wanky wanky wanky wank wank as I type this

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 May 2023, 16:01, archived)

I'm having a left

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 May 2023, 16:55, archived)

No-one's wanking all that wank you wank

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 May 2023, 16:05, archived)

Braw! Wank wanks with that

( broadsword, Fri 12 May 2023, 16:14, archived)

It is national masturbation month after all

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 12 May 2023, 16:11, archived)

n
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 12 May 2023, 17:02, archived)

Onanist
noun. someone who practices coitus interruptus or masturbation: A confirmed onanist, or chronic masturbator, she saw no need for a relationship with someone other than herself.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 May 2023, 16:15, archived)

No real wanks plz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 May 2023, 16:34, archived)

The Wanky Professor 2: The Klumps

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 12 May 2023, 16:44, archived)

Rhino Rape 45: BIG SWEATY BOLLOCKS

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 May 2023, 16:55, archived)

Steven Seagal

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 May 2023, 17:15, archived)

Friday smeg, Friday gunt, Friday shart, Friday that man with the funny face taking a shit
Hullo there, how the devil are you? Grey and rainy here but Coachmakers Arms in Marylebone for dinner so that's something to look forward to. Busy weekend ahead? Hoping to break out my new rotisserie on Sunday, weather permitting.

Might guff on a goose.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 May 2023, 11:12, archived)

alright, bit cloudy here, no weekend plans other than exposing my genitals in a public place to passers by.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 12 May 2023, 11:15, archived)

You do that every morning
You massive nonce
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 12 May 2023, 11:24, archived)

I'm thinking squid, scallops, cote de boeuf then a cheese board
www.cubitthouse.co.uk/wp-content/themes/cubitthouse/menus.php?venue=the-coach-makers-arms-marylebone&menu=a-la-carte-menu
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 May 2023, 12:02, archived)

only Peter Noone cares, mate.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 12 May 2023, 12:09, archived)

Bollocks

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 May 2023, 12:12, archived)

Ask them how they server their cockle butter
they'd love that.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 12 May 2023, 12:24, archived)

totes will

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 May 2023, 13:02, archived)

That post is such obvious strikey-G-bait that I'm not even going to bother.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 12 May 2023, 13:26, archived)

not even going to bother a gay spaz who likes it up the bum-bum from other gay spazzes
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 May 2023, 14:44, archived)

Textbook.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 12 May 2023, 16:24, archived)

Parents over so massive roast tomorrow
Without mash
Farting on ferrets is much better
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 12 May 2023, 11:23, archived)

Bit cannibalistic m8

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 12 May 2023, 11:39, archived)

Breast from mum
Rump from dad
Lol rump
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 12 May 2023, 11:56, archived)

Just had my jab
So I'm b12'd up for the next 3 months. Seeing the baby again tomorrow, Sunday lunch at the parents, that's about it.
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 12 May 2023, 11:49, archived)

good stuff

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 May 2023, 12:03, archived)

Roast baby?
too many little bones for my liking.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 12 May 2023, 12:25, archived)

I ATE A BABY!

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 12 May 2023, 12:40, archived)

Well now...
I've got a rehearsal in a shed in Orpington tomorrow, then some poof is coming over to watch Eurovision in our front room - I've got a sparlking red that may take the edge off the ordeal:
www.virginwines.co.uk/wine/Z36795102291/Woolundry-Road-Sparkling-Shiraz-Z36795102291

Sunday we're going on a trip which deserves a strikey g for anal lols
canalmuseum.org.uk/whatson/tunnel-trip.htm
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 12 May 2023, 12:29, archived)

So...... you're going cruising?

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 12 May 2023, 12:41, archived)

On a very VERY small scale
in the same way as running to get to a door someone is holding open for you is like doing a marathon.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 12 May 2023, 17:37, archived)

wine is gay juice m8

( theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 12 May 2023, 12:42, archived)

SPOILER ALERT
Garold is 'one of them'.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 12 May 2023, 12:56, archived)

You get these wine people

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 12 May 2023, 13:15, archived)

Let's have a bit of rimming, let's have a bit of anal

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 12 May 2023, 13:22, archived)

disgusting

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 May 2023, 14:41, archived)

interested in hearing what that wine's like
I used to walk from Kingsland Rd to Angel along that canal as part of my commute for a few years, very peaceful apart from all the prick joggers (including Boris Johnson quite regularly) and cyclists
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 May 2023, 13:05, archived)

Might watch that Laurent Garnier documentary.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 12 May 2023, 13:00, archived)

urent borotoire
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 May 2023, 13:07, archived)

My name is in his Electrochoc book that I've never got round to reading, FACT

( broadsword, Fri 12 May 2023, 13:16, archived)

in his Electrochoc book that I've never got round to reading, FACT
jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 May 2023, 13:22, archived)

Is there a chapter on 'internet tosspots'?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 12 May 2023, 13:23, archived)

no, you're not in it, rofl

( broadsword, Fri 12 May 2023, 13:28, archived)

Oh hahaha

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 12 May 2023, 13:32, archived)

More of a Neutrogena man myself

( $$ ✅, Fri 12 May 2023, 13:29, archived)

Doing nowt

( $$ ✅, Fri 12 May 2023, 13:30, archived)

Nowt taken out, 'member?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 May 2023, 14:23, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 May 2023, 7:42, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 12 May 2023, 7:47, archived)

Friday bollocks

( broadsword, Fri 12 May 2023, 8:14, archived)

=frollocks

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 May 2023, 8:31, archived)

Bollocks morning

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 May 2023, 8:20, archived)

happy weekend to all vagitarians and those that have them

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 12 May 2023, 8:21, archived)

I'm vegetarian, does that count?

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 12 May 2023, 8:33, archived)

I don't judge, m8

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 12 May 2023, 8:37, archived)

I do

*judges*
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 May 2023, 8:44, archived)

*shames*
I sometimes eat pretend meat
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 12 May 2023, 9:05, archived)

ewww
Fake dead animal offends me almost as much as real dead animal.

I'd starve before eating either.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 12 May 2023, 15:28, archived)

magic donkey

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 May 2023, 8:32, archived)

get in

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 12 May 2023, 8:37, archived)

Happy bollocks to yew

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 12 May 2023, 8:52, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 May 2023, 9:49, archived)

WRONG ACCOUNT

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 12 May 2023, 9:53, archived)

Fuck you, Swank. Fuck you.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 May 2023, 10:50, archived)

Sing that whilst washing your hands you fucks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 May 2023, 10:51, archived)

Wafty Farts

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 12 May 2023, 9:08, archived)

Bollocks

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 12 May 2023, 9:15, archived)

Battling a moth infection here.
I'd appreciate some sympathy and top tips.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 11 May 2023, 22:19, archived)

Try waving your schlong at them

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 May 2023, 22:30, archived)

turn off all the lights

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 May 2023, 22:54, archived)

Do you mean infestation?
Or are you trying to save the life of a pet moth that's fallen ill?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 11 May 2023, 23:04, archived)

Or is he infected with moths? I hope they didn't lay eggs deep in his ear canals :(
👂🏼🥚🦋
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 May 2023, 23:10, archived)

Or his eyeballs or pænus.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 11 May 2023, 23:17, archived)

You need to watch Dreamcorp LLC.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 11 May 2023, 23:52, archived)

ægs dæp in ur pænus

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 May 2023, 0:07, archived)

Is it in a cellar?
This guy might have some tips
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 May 2023, 23:09, archived)

Moth-er fuckers
Caddis flies are a bit mothy, and those bastards were always all hatching out at once when I lived by the river.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 12 May 2023, 5:39, archived)

Suggest you make use of your size advantage against them

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 12 May 2023, 7:31, archived)

He didn't say how big they were

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 May 2023, 14:43, archived)

What an uncomfortable life Sockeye Salmon must have

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 11 May 2023, 21:46, archived)

yfsfc

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 11 May 2023, 21:47, archived)

oh yeah? i bet forwward piss talk can think of other animals that have a miserable existence based on their names.

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 11 May 2023, 22:01, archived)

unlikely. most of piss talk are in retirement homes laughing at their own balls and using their cocks as comedy bookmarks.

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 11 May 2023, 22:03, archived)

i actually find other people's balls funny as well

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 11 May 2023, 22:06, archived)

funny sexy
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 11 May 2023, 22:10, archived)

BOLLOCKS

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 11 May 2023, 22:17, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 May 2023, 22:18, archived)

up yours, dickface.

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 11 May 2023, 22:21, archived)

shut up and eat your sea bass sandwich

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 11 May 2023, 22:27, archived)

may i leave the table and order kfc?

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 11 May 2023, 22:30, archived)

You're not my real mum

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 May 2023, 22:31, archived)

your mum wasn't your real mum either

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 11 May 2023, 22:35, archived)

i'm not sure whether this fish is full of bones or my mouth is full of teeth

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 11 May 2023, 22:36, archived)

GET YER CHEBS OOT

(sticklebricks, Thu 11 May 2023, 15:45, archived)

Get fucked

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 May 2023, 15:51, archived)

Eat shit

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 May 2023, 15:52, archived)

Shove a corkscrew down your japper

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 11 May 2023, 16:00, archived)

+ a cha cha chaaa

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 May 2023, 16:06, archived)

SCROTE FRITTERS

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 11 May 2023, 16:14, archived)

Stick a deckchair up your nose

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 May 2023, 16:31, archived)

Try and pull the top off,

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 11 May 2023, 16:31, archived)

Cheers

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 May 2023, 17:32, archived)

Cheers

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 11 May 2023, 18:34, archived)

Or up if he's flaccid

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 May 2023, 18:41, archived)

May you be forced at gunpoint to Solo Tango, blindfolded and naked, through a greenhouse full of cactuses
for eternity.

Alt: You fucking stupid fucking cunt.
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 11 May 2023, 18:56, archived)

I read that in David Byrne's voice

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 12 May 2023, 5:42, archived)

Haha gosh it's good to see b3ta hasn't lost its edge

( broadsword, Thu 11 May 2023, 20:16, archived)

Get fucked, knobwank's
Hi cheb-ends, Queef Richard's here, starting a cool new afternoon thread. Just taken delivery of an old rave record and a fucking excellent Swiss roasting tray. What did you last have delivered? You can't say Brexit.

alt: knobwank's
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 May 2023, 12:18, archived)

mi babbeh

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 11 May 2023, 12:21, archived)

how was it made?

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 11 May 2023, 12:37, archived)

i dun a sex wee in the mummy an it brewd in her tummy

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 11 May 2023, 12:39, archived)

What did The Rock say?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 May 2023, 12:45, archived)

"Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!"
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 May 2023, 13:57, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 May 2023, 14:00, archived)

Alright, Tom Bombadil.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 11 May 2023, 15:31, archived)

and/or Gibby Haynes

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 11 May 2023, 15:32, archived)

Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!
Now how 'bout ding a dang dong dong dong ling long?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 11 May 2023, 15:40, archived)

Jesus built my car, it's a love affair

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 11 May 2023, 15:47, archived)

Mainly Jesus, and my Goldberry

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 May 2023, 15:52, archived)

"mind the piss", as we used to say

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 11 May 2023, 15:55, archived)

Mainly Goldberry the River-daughter, and my hotrod.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 11 May 2023, 15:52, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 May 2023, 15:55, archived)

Mine makes more sense.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 11 May 2023, 15:56, archived)

Psha! We don't go around making *sense* here
N00b
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 11 May 2023, 16:52, archived)

A tardigrade
Alt: horseshit
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 May 2023, 12:21, archived)

A bank statement

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 11 May 2023, 12:25, archived)

paperless 4 lyf m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 May 2023, 13:42, archived)

I smell of baby
She's gorgeous
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 11 May 2023, 15:06, archived)

aww

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 May 2023, 15:52, archived)

alright Spanishfly

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 11 May 2023, 16:00, archived)

Greatful dead Teddy bear lsd

( mongychops, Thu 11 May 2023, 12:36, archived)

wel jel

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 May 2023, 13:17, archived)

Is it as good as the Pink Floyd Peppa Pig LSD?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 11 May 2023, 15:58, archived)

The Smackdown

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 11 May 2023, 12:36, archived)

the record is 'A Trip to Trumpton', isn't it?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 11 May 2023, 12:39, archived)

Sesam E's Treet

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 May 2023, 12:45, archived)

why would I buy a third copy of that?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcAYf_ciwlQ&ab_channel=hypersonic-Topic
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 May 2023, 13:16, archived)

Raver Llam

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 11 May 2023, 13:28, archived)

that new Zelda's reviewing well

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 11 May 2023, 13:35, archived)

I'll bet
www.youtube.com/watch?v=saA_zPI5UB0&ab_channel=%E2%84%9B%CE%B1%CA%9D%D0%BA%CF%85%CE%B7
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 May 2023, 13:43, archived)

Mushroom spores
The missus is well into tripping since I got some ages back I just can't do it anymore
I have created a monster :(
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 May 2023, 13:41, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8370073
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 May 2023, 13:57, archived)

Got this for about £9
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B08WHJJ7PZ?psc=1&ref=ppx_yo2ov_dt_b_product_details
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 May 2023, 13:54, archived)

seems like a good deal

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 May 2023, 13:57, archived)

A housing for the DIY camera I'm planning to attach to my robot lawnmower once the add in wifi control board arrives from Germany

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 May 2023, 13:58, archived)

you fucking stupid fucking cunt

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 11 May 2023, 14:08, archived)

Alright Boston Dynamics

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 May 2023, 14:08, archived)

Prompt: The end of a rainbow inside a dark cave which is ruled by eagles

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 May 2023, 14:07, archived)

On 8 March 2019, Natasha Lechner set up a kambo ceremony at her house in Mullumbimby
Mullumbimby Mullumbimby Mullumbimby Mullumbimby Mullumbimby Mullumbimby Mullumbimby Mullumbimby
In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight!
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 May 2023, 14:32, archived)

go north

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 May 2023, 14:43, archived)

you have been eaten by a grue

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 11 May 2023, 15:19, archived)

The eagles aren't going to like this

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 May 2023, 15:25, archived)

I’m sure they’ll take it easy

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 11 May 2023, 15:36, archived)

For all of us sinners

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 May 2023, 15:53, archived)

I'm currently waiting in for a book I bought yesterday on Amazon
Don Winslow - City On Fire to read on holiday
(Planearm, Thu 11 May 2023, 14:42, archived)

The newest album by Snow Patrol

(Runcorn shitty limits, Thu 11 May 2023, 14:44, archived)

They played Glastonbury when I went
People were climbing the fence but security were chucking them back in
Lollollol
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 May 2023, 14:52, archived)

Haha!

(Planearm, Thu 11 May 2023, 15:10, archived)

lol

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 11 May 2023, 15:18, archived)

any good?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 11 May 2023, 14:55, archived)