It's National Bugs Bunny Day I have just been informed How do you propose to celebrate it?
I may do something carrot related
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What's up doc?I assume you weren't struck off for injecting your patients with barbiturates then? It's been a while since I was here!
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Shove a carrot down your japper (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 15:07,
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2 words: patience and practice (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 15:46,
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Set a carrot on fire and shove it so far up your ringpiece it sets your nostril hair ablaze(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 15:07,
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It's very hard to get a carrot alight (
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I was going to go on a killing spree with a samurai sword but that's bindun now.I suppose I could still poison the local reservoir or set fire to a cat sanctuary but meh. Maybe next year.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 15:12,
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Have you considered mustard gassing Prague?(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 15:16,
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I've been a wise cracking cartoon rabbit all day.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 15:22,
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Bugs Bunny is called Monsieur Lapin in Franceon account of bugs being a very offensive word in French.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 16:23,
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What does it mean?Google translate just says bugs=bugs.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 18:03,
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going to a Roman army exhibition at the British Museum today, it looks ace(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 10:11,
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They're getting on a bit now, not very good at drills(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 10:25,
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I went to the exhibitionit was good. Busy though. Bit frustrating when everyone is wanting to get a look at some bit of papyrus, but amazing stuff.
Biggest shock - soldiers had to be 5'7" to get into the Roman army!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 10:36,
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terra cotta army could beat the shit out of them(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 13:54,
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I'm pretty goodAm rich for the next 24 hours. All the direct debits go out tomorrow so once again I shall be shaking my fist at the cosi-livie-crisis.
Looks like a lovely day out there. I'm in the office, right in the corner at the back. Gonna get rickets at this rate... it's lovely and sunny outside.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 10:29,
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I have about 200 baby spiders on my window So there's that
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 11:49,
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Hammers and fire.... hammers AND fire.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 11:52,
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I like spiders (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 12:05,
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Yeah, sure, it's fine when they're lovely little fluffy baby spidersbut when they're as big as plates they're not so cute.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 12:31,
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I have had pet tarantulas, you know (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 12:57,
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Alright Gavin Williamson(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 13:38,
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*Googles*Nope, none the wiser
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 13:40,
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Your google power is weakwww.theguardian.com/politics/2016/nov/23/the-tarantula-stays-tory-chief-whip-wont-remove-pet-spider-from-office-gavin-williamson
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 14:21,
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Ah, that explains it I had a Mexican red knee tarantula called Elvira and a Chilean rose tarantula called Genghis P. Fucklegs
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 14:29,
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I'm in the office because I have to for 2 days a week as it encourages teamworkI'm in a team of 1.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 12:16,
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Looks like it's OFFICE WANKING TIME!(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 30 Apr 2024, 12:21,
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Can't find the code for that on the timesheet.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 12:23,
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Call a meeting with the whole team and have a mass......discussion about it.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 30 Apr 2024, 14:37,
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Stick this up your trumpets and play me a tuneyou bunch of flapjacks!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 8:26,
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Only if you like really wet bollocks (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 19:42,
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how do you like your bollocks?(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 20:15,
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Double deep fried in a toss sauce(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 21:46,
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you should know that recipe is very high in bollocks ok(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 22:05,
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please don't exceed your RDA of bollocks(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 22:59,
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Mean tits, can't you fucking read(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 21:47,
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shuddupa ya mother's mum's wank cunt shit bollocks fuck a horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 22:03,
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Swinging by for a quick bollocks yeah(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 11:27,
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I fixed the washing machine MrHWell I say fixed I googled and turned the child lock off
Saving of 71 quid
#proud
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so the kid can get out now, yeah?(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 15:40,
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Wherever you be, let your bollocks swing free (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 12:19,
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When your balls hang low you can knock 'em to and fro, you can tie em in a knot, you can tie em in a bowWell you get a funny feeling when you bollocks hit the ceiling
And you'll never be a sailor if your balls hang low
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 12:25,
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I've been sick, finally starting to feel better(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 12:40,
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Eh? I'm feeling better, LOTS more dead baby jokes from me. (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 13:34,
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Just don't post actual dead babies - they do naughty-step for that apparently.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 13:40,
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Depends how big the recipient's letterbox is, I suppose.I mean if they have to jam them through a tight slot, it can get very messy.
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Any commercial meat slicer solves that problem (
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 13:51,
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I suppose another option would be to dry it out first, like biltong.(, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 13:52, archived)
Well I suppose you could but you'd also have to use a bonesaw(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 13:56,
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They got 27,000 slices out of an old ladynot sure how many you'd get from a baby tho
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Mkj0n0adOk
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 14:50,
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Is it ok to post dead baby images on the board?That shit is too low effort for even us. We're not saying you can't ever get some infanticidal help around the edges, but if your work is just typing something about dead babies into google and posting the results, then no thank you.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 15:18,
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So we should only post live babies?Got it.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 29 Apr 2024, 18:50,
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PHWOAR EH PHWOARLook at those fingers
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 13:56,
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You know, almost all AI applications include inpainting, which genuinely can fix most ai-rendered image issues. So probably all the issues in the pic you posted could have very easily been fixed with tools that the person who made it had at hand. I just don't think there's any will to do so.
It won't matter soon, there's already one app I'm aware of which produces pretty much exactly what it's told to, and general standards of implementation will take another huge leap. We're likely less than a year away from consumer-level indistinguishable ai, imo.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 15:39,
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and on that farm he had some, er, what the fuck are those things?(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 16:43,
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If you were a womble and had to choose your name from Great Uncle Bulgaria's atlasWhat name would you choose?
Apart from Arseboon obvs
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There's no part of Humza Yousaf's name that can be substituted with a synonym for "resign", sad times(, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 9:09, archived)
Or Humsuck Youselfoffbut that's his future career in Only Fans, that's for another day.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 12:11,
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He wants someone else at the helm.What an announcement to make when his wife is standing in the same room.
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His surname didn't sound like a fish,so he wasn't fated to last long in the post.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 29 Apr 2024, 20:15,
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Indeed (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 7:17,
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I went to the beach todayBeautiful sunny Italian beach
Don't be jelly
It was a glorious day
What did you do?
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I live by the beach But I did laundry and other assorted housework
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 28 Apr 2024, 16:10,
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North West Coast (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 7:18,
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+Nwww.amazon.com/Celebrity-Machines-Seinfeld-Stamped-License/dp/B00E0LV4GE
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Apr 2024, 13:39,
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Unlikely Yesterday's £400 lunch keeps me out of the doghouse I reckon. Namaiki, Soho. No menu, sake pairings and a Jap whisky to close. Magic
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 28 Apr 2024, 14:38,
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Especially when it's served at the correct temperature, 98.4 degrees Fahrenheit, like this is.(, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 7:45, archived)
ATOMIZED SHIT (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 28 Apr 2024, 13:56,
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it's my wife's birthdayI haven't got her a present
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 28 Apr 2024, 10:20,
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and the greatest gift of all, the love of our lord and saviour Jesusyou can't put a price on that
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 28 Apr 2024, 10:41,
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$59.99?“Happy Holy Week! Let’s Make America Pray Again. As we lead into Good Friday and Easter, I encourage you to get a copy of the God Bless the USA Bible,” Trump wrote, directing his supporters to a website selling the book for $59.99.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Apr 2024, 14:22,
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What are the odds, it's also my wife's birthd- hang on, we've done this before, haven't we?(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 28 Apr 2024, 10:33,
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classic Dadshagger1212Also I do wonder if it's really true that having a penis that's basically a loaded shit-cannon is alluring to women?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Apr 2024, 2:41,
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Cool. Gotcha.You unironically like this song.
But do you unironically like this song in an ironic way?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Apr 2024, 23:41,
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Well you would say that, wouldn't you.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 27 Apr 2024, 22:58,
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while I agree with many of his political viewsI find him deeply unfunny as a "comedian"
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 17:00,
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His Xfm podcast was the highlight of his “humour” since then it’s all been downhill (, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 17:40, archived)
he was alrite on xfm but only because i was about 17 and therefore an idiot(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 17:47,
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Yep agreed. I don think it would have aged well. I may have to give it another listen and see what I make of it now. (, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 18:03, archived)
His political views are dogshit too, though.All he does is take potshots at the easiest possible targets that are bound to draw rapturous applause from his audience of middle-class liberals - Tories! Bankers! So daring! - while sneering at the working class.
And that bearded Scottish cunt is the same, if not worse (add 'the English' to 'Tories' and 'bankers' to things you can mention that will get your audience to jizz in their pants just by mentioning them.)
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 27 Apr 2024, 17:39,
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His views on atheism are quite agreeablebut literally everything else he says and does is bollocks. He was shit on the Not-Ali-G Show with Iain Lee and it's just been downhill since then. One of the luckiest unfunny cunts in the funny cunt business.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 20:35,
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if only he spent a little more time campaigning for them and a bit less time fucking them(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 21:36,
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I think she might be my soulmate(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 8:36,
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In your case, I agreeNow kill that old lady
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 8:39,
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"Very good quality. Perfect size for give it as a gift to a child"A very disappointed child. Also how is the quality of a 3" plastic jesus judged exactly? On its ability to turn a thimble-full of water into wine? Ready-made holes in the palms?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 14:01,
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She's a straight-shooter with upper management written all over her(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 12:46,
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Jury is out on this one bro. It’s usually a consistent yes from me you know that. But this time I am a little uneasy.
Given the opportunity I would sexually assault her.
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Can you sweaty-palmed creeps please just climb into a gravel pit and get her to shoot you?It's OK if she doesn't finish the job first time and has to go back to her truck to get more shells, she can have as many attempts as she needs.
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I think the real revulsion is due to the fact she's such a crappy shot(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 14:02,
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It's a fine insult but it does seem a bit misdirected here(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 15:33,
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I just googled her and it tells me she's infamous for shooting a dog.Not by accident or as an act of euthanasia, but because she was annoyed by it.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 27 Apr 2024, 14:29,
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-dog +puppy Took 3 shots to kill an annoying goat on the same day, no I'm serious. She's since doubled down on the whole thing; that's just life on the farm... for example they've just 'had to' kill 3 horses that have been with the family for 25 years. I wonder how many shots that took.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 15:19,
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Heavily armed, murderous, and easily upset, no I'm not sure I'd be in the mood to remove my body armor under those circumstances(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 18:10,
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This raises a question…Under WHAT circumstances WOULD you remove your body armour?
Asking for a friend.
*RAPES*
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AI can confirmSouth Dakota’s cowboy-hat-wearing governor who cuts taxes like she’s in a Wild West saloon. She’s pro-gun, pro-religious freedom (unless you wear socks with sandals), and anti-red tape. 🤠🔫🇺🇸
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You've failed to mention her heroic and uncompromising stance on puppies and goats (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 16:21,
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No-one gives a fuck about those due to Roadrunner (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 18:32,
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 23:21,
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Off to the pub now to get my coach to France, don't be jelly (
mongychops, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 19:56,
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i went to Croatia by coach once not long after the yugoslav warIt was winter and the roads were fucked going over the mountains and the coach driver gave zero fucks. Snow everywhere, hairpin bends and yolo driver. Was fucking mental. Just the driver me and my Croatian gf and a boot full of contraband, probably.
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 20:29,
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The Croatian JobYou were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off lol!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 21:06,
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What happened with the girlfriend? Did you guys Split up, or what?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 26 Apr 2024, 22:12,
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i'm too tired for this level of humour(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 22:26,
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There's nothing Zadar than being dumped(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 22:34,
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Coach company I go with Gets from Liverpool to the Spanish border in 24 hours. I hate flying.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 20:34,
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Kicks my vertigo off really badly Feel sick and dizzy for 3 days after flying, so what's the point? Going on holiday just to spend 3 days when I get there feeling sick and another 3 days when I get home
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 6:43,
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My sister gets this weird thing when she's in the car and somebody else is driving
She says it feels like she's lurching forward like on a roller-coaster
Is it like that?
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it can be, yesI can be walking down the road, but it feels like I'm going up and down, as if I was on the deck of a ship. Other times, I can take ten steps quite normally and then, on the 11th step, it feels like I've dropped down 20 feet. It's very distracting.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 15:46,
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Assuming "jelly" is being used here as a colloquial form of "jealous",I think what you actually mean is "envious."
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 26 Apr 2024, 21:05,
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4 / 7www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-68899761
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 15:28,
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Daniel Fairbrother ran the race carrying a fridge on his back, and stopped by Big Ben to propose to his girlfriend."You've got to be fucking kidding me you try-hard fridge twat, not a fucking chance."
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 16:05,
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I could be an informant and in return you could turn a blind eye I'd be a double agent though and I'd divulge your methodology
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 17:56,
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57.14285714285714%Didn't know about the car, seagull boy, or marathon twat.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 16:25,
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I'm not convinced there was any real news in the quiz at all!(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 17:59,
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Sorry I should have flown off the handle a bit more but I CBAI hope you all die in 911 part 2
Much love and bollocks
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Sorry I'm already deadSo fuck you
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 15:17,
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Do you kiss your mother with that cock?Sorry for your loss... of you
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That's one hell of a shit (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 15:12,
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13:21 chicken is gone (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 13:21,
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1.37 your mother's mum's wank cunt shit bollocks fuck a horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead (
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 13:37,
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corn starch has almost completely cured my lisp but my doctor refuses to believe it, it's thickening(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 14:50,
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Your mother warned you about this sort of thing(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 14:57,
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if you have to gear up for it you're not ready, just take your time and cultivate your indignation (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 15:05,
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I'm not reading this because I deleted myself and killed my account(, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 15:06, archived)
any sentence of yours that begins with "your mother" is automatically funny due to expectation (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 15:04,
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