ApologyI'm sorry Porcy, BPD, mofaha and anyone else that I've fought with.
There's something weird about the PORCY account. I can't log into it and as far as I know it can't be ignored. But I can post.
I swear on my life I am the old Bou Mr Horrible and mofaha!
Please could you forgive me and give me another chance.
Thank you
Bou aka Syl
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I swear I am BouI am posting on this account so that all the people who have me on ignore will see it.
(, Sat 10 Aug 2024, 19:37, archived)
Because this account can't be logged into or ignored For some inexplicable reason
(, Sat 10 Aug 2024, 19:38, archived)
Get my name out of your mouth(
Sn0tters ๐ฏ๐ด๐ง๐ง๐ฎ๐ช, Sat 10 Aug 2024, 15:52,
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Could we have a truce? I'll go away but I'd like to apologise first. I'm sorry for being an asshole to you.
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Yesterday during an English lesson I turned off the camera Instead of the microphone by mistake and proceeded to do a massive FART
(, Sat 10 Aug 2024, 13:47, archived)
I'm using mine now to sit and watch the footyThey are good for that
(, Sat 10 Aug 2024, 14:26, archived)
โฝ๏ธ๐ฅ๐บ๐ธ!๐บ๐ธ!๐บ๐ธ!(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Sat 10 Aug 2024, 18:15,
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hullo m8I'm DJing at my old schoolfriend's 50th today, seeing a bunch of people I haven't seen for 30-odd years. I'm a bit apprehensive tbh tbh tbh
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Sat 10 Aug 2024, 10:05,
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Make sure you have Shake Ya Ass in your record box.Gold standard dancefloor banger.
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What's with the stutter?(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 10 Aug 2024, 13:28,
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Pro tip: put all your classic grooves on an iPod, that way you can just pair it with your bluetooth speakers and away you go(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Sat 10 Aug 2024, 13:28,
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Hey, I'm guten intolerant, you insensitive fuck.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 10 Aug 2024, 13:42,
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That Italian course is really paying off, I see.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 10 Aug 2024, 13:33,
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I hear this in the style of a barbershop quartet(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 20:33,
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I say fuck you soooo much that I'll take the whole site down for a short while
Ohhhhh Kay
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Sn0tters ๐ฏ๐ด๐ง๐ง๐ฎ๐ช, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 21:08,
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Stop talking about her, and nobody engage with her.Otherwise it'll all happen again, and again. This is the last time I'll say it.
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brb posts and bou turns up, what are the chances(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 22:32,
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Not seeing the correlation here,they've been shitposting independently for years, bound to be some overlap
(, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 22:43, archived)
The correlation is mohafa's cannabis problem.The poor lad has smoked himself into a delusional quagmire and now his very Buddhist pride is preventing him from seeing how silly he's been.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 22:50,
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This is not the bou from years ago tho(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 23:18,
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I am actually But never mind. I'm not wanted here. I never have been. Not since 2005 when I first showed up as Boudicca Warrior Queen.
(, Sat 10 Aug 2024, 18:17, archived)
Anything good on the telly tonight?I'm probably just going to watch youtube in a small corner of this here computer screen.
alt: anything good on youtube tonight?
alt:alt: What percentage (or fraction) of talk users do you have on ignore? Of the 30 accounts using talk I ignore 4, which is 13.33333333333333% or 1/7.5.
alt:alt:alt:Can proper fractions have non-integers? I don't see why not.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 19:40,
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Trying to out-tragic the weirdo shut-ins on here is an odd strategy,but I hope it works out for you.
(, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 19:46, archived)
Cheers!Though I prefer to see it as out-weirdoing the tragic shut-ins.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 19:48,
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I can't log in via Facebook on here anymoreSo I have lost my main bou account
(, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 20:01, archived)
Thought I'd pop in to say helloAnd confirm that I'm still alive
(, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 20:05, archived)
Yeah that freaked/creeped me out a bit so I pretended not to notice.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 22:41,
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You mentioned some things that you thought were wrong with meAnd I want more information
But not have it splashed all over here
(, Sat 10 Aug 2024, 13:25, archived)
Maybe it can help meI'm not making a pass at you
I just want to know what you think
(, Sat 10 Aug 2024, 13:27, archived)
No one is on ignore it seems pretty pointless and can bugger conversations If someone annoys you just don't speak to them
(, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 20:20, archived)
I'm fabulous thanks. Had a nice break and back to work. How are you?
(, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 21:07, archived)
Oh you'll see me not speaking to lots of people all the time.Racists are not welcome to read my posts though. Or to breathe my air.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 22:56,
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Eating my biscuits is right out.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 23:01,
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Enjoying the proms on BBC4 just now, if you want a serious answer.www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m0021s91
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I’ve never ignored anyone on hereeven the proper cunty ones.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 20:59,
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I ignore the ones who do racism.I can't stand racists.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 22:53,
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I'm not in school Keep your fucking maths questions to yourself
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 21:09,
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fuck off brb. if you 2.0 half the board you're not allowed top level commentsnot on my watch
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 17:05,
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2.0 me i thread stomp you. tit for tat innit(
MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 17:19,
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what about people who have brb on ignore?I couldn't stand his racism tbh
(, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 19:35, archived)
Fleas can fuck off.I think I get a couple on me every time I go to the compost heap, which is next to the fox-shed.
The compost heap fleas must be feeding on birds, rodents, foxes and me, so I must be exposed to some interesting blood diseases. Apologies in advance for any new cross-species plagues.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 16:44,
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Wait, do you have foxes in your fox shed?Are you milking them every day and shearing them for their fur? If not, what the fuck is a fox shed?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 16:48,
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Fox cheese duhSimilar to dog cheese
Skinning them to make fox gloves too
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I've got hedgehogs under my shed but I'm not calling it the hedgehog shed.
I mean I am, but not for that reason
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I have foxes around and under the shed, but not in the shed afaik.A fox-shed is a shed that has been taken over (under) by foxes for their own nefarious purposes. They don't live in it, or under it. They store their children and food there.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 17:27,
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i've had a lovely day. are you having a lovely day?(
MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 15:04,
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can we pretend you didn't say that?(
MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 15:21,
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I thought that was Smarties, not Hitler. I always get those two confused.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 15:40,
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Only Smarties have the final solution.Fucking Nestlรฉ.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 15:49,
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if hitler was alive today he'd be turning in his grave(
MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 15:52,
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My duck is not having a lovely day, it has a beak-wasting disease.How do you know?
Its bill withers.
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my nose is broken. how do i know it's broken? because it's running with a limp.(
MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 15:49,
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My dog has no cock...How does it make love?
...It's a bitch lols
(, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 16:13, archived)
how do you turn a duck into a soul singerstick it in the oven until
/essentially the same joke
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I found my secateurs So I've been mostly pruning, but I am now about to get ready for work
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 15:17,
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are you taking them with you? what are you planning to do?(
MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 15:31,
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There are some blackberry bushes that grow across the path Meaning I almost have to walk on the road, so I may take them with me and trim them
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 15:46,
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back home sipping a cold one at one thirty. delicious.(
MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 15:47,
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Cheers and beersI'll be round later with a doner and cider
Wobbly eggs laters yeah?
(, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 16:11, archived)
Hang on, how many articles? You’ve read 917, to be precise. That is an awful lot of free, independent journalism! Yeah comments that some unpaid intern finds on X don't just post themselves
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 16:46,
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relevant as always mr hawhat are you researching today? what's the most nipples a human can have? i mean scaramanga had 3 so it's got to be more than 12
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 16:54,
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if you laid all the supernumerary nipples in history end to end, that's weird ok(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 17:00,
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Seen anything good at the flicks recently?We have a kid sitter tomoz so we are off out for a meal and movie
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First half was watchable but it soon became repetitive (
Cheers Cheers, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 12:58,
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That wacky Arseboon eh? I saw Legless and Dozer in the chariot racing scene too(, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 13:15, archived)
the Borderlands filmhas had trash reviews
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theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 13:40,
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IT'S BEER UP MY CLOCK OF THE COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK!!!(
MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 13:46,
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Despicable Me 4 on Monday That was surprisingly good.
Also, Deadpool and Wolverine on Wednesday was brilliant.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 13:47,
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Erotic Bees IV: The Bee-ening(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 14:59,
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No it's all Marvel adult baby stuff and cartoons for baby babies these days.I'm waiting until they start releasing good films again before going back to the cinema.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 15:12,
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What happened to sportscow?He was relatively normal
And big girl's blouse?
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Shot by armed police investigating reports of a doughnut(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 9:31,
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Whenever I see a van with shopfittters written on it I read it as shopliftersanecdotes, forte etc
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 8:14,
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She is a fucking cretin with head issues.I can see why you might identify with her as a kindred spirit.
(, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 9:11, archived)
Seriously tho, wtf do you like about her?The proud ignorance, the unwarranted assumption of her expert level of knowledge in everything? The thinly-veiled racism?
Please, do elucidate.
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Don't be daft, no-one likes norks.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 10:58,
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i used to live on nork wayi didn't like it
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 14:24,
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NiceEdit: Chocolate Digestits
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 9:28,
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The voice of sanityWhat is your kitten called?
Apart from 'get the fuck down'
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Aggieimgur.com/F7mVnYW
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 10:51,
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Evening threadHow are you wasting your valuable time?
I'm snoozing and watching telly
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Watching ancient Dr WhoGiggling at the sets, props and such.
It's not a long term entertainment strategy.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 21:17,
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Chap with the wingsFive rounds rapid
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 21:47,
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26 years worth of the tv show, plus a billion hours of the Big Finish audios, plus the comics, plus the books,and plus everything else, you may never need another entertainment strategy.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 21:57,
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I don’t own any time fortunately (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 22:49,
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If only you could buy time . Save it up? Oh you can't because it's an abstract concept. Shame.(
mongychops, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 22:56,
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 7:45,
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Proper afternoon thread.Good afternoon.
I still have fleas. Sunk about ยฃ50 in poisons so far. Hoovering every day. Little effect. Considering torching the house.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 16:22,
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Significantly less fleas here I suspect there will be more to come
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 16:26,
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Fire. And hoover. And Johnsons 4fleas foggers.And fire.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 16:27,
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Fire. And hoover. And Johnsons 4fleas foggers.(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 16:27,
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Okay I actually killed 2 with fire today.Well, disabled with fire. Killed with thumbnails.
ยฃ18 I spent on Johnsons spray. It's done nothing.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 16:33,
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There will doubtless be fleas once this one is allowe outbut she's not going out the door till she's been chipped, jabbed and spayed.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 16:33,
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Ooh you got a cat already?I require details.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 17:25,
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don't let your cat outsidedomestic cats decimate wildlife, and are at much more risk of injury and disease
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I've thought about thisI'm totally with you in terms of wildlife, but we live in low-rise housing in an inner city. Most of the wildlife is rats, mice and foxes. The foxes worry me when it comes to our cat. Roads and railways also concern me but because we live in a house the doors and windows are often open so she's going to get outside at some point. I think the responsible thing is to chip and spay her anyway and see if she's happy to be a house cat. If she's always desperate to get out she will at some point.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 9:34,
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You need to put your penis inside the dominant male all fleas die then
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$$ โ
, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 16:36,
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Pretty sure that's how you stop robot vampires.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 17:27,
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it's beer up my cock of the clock o'cockywockydok!(
MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:48,
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early finish today. easy job. niiiice.(
MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:59,
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at home at 1430, showered, fed the birds, on the beer. easy life.(
MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:12,
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sorry. nobody likes a smug twat.i am smug tho. and a twat.
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:24,
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i'm sorry you've written a joke(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 13:53,
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Which popular reggae singer was formed during a catastrophic teleportation accident involving the singer and original bassist of New Order?Peto Bernton
(, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:37, archived)
i'd be surprised if this hasn't been done before, it's one of those jokes that's just waiting to be made(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:43,
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That's why I got you a nicely-wrapped package of no-one gives a fuck.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 13:36,
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Seriously though happy birthday. I hope you're older than me. (
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 13:37,
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you were right the first time, no-one gives a fuck(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 13:38,
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Easty isn't too far off 40 now.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 13:57,
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Is that "the cock of Easty" or "Easty is cock"?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:05,
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"Fire in the zoo jazz" is great btw(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:34,
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Thank you, it's very evocative, don't you agree?(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:36,
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it's perfect, It's immediately obvious what it means(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:40,
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fine! be like that you blobbing cock socket(
MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:31,
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oh god no. i'll be on mike woz ere's list in no time at this rate(
MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:40,
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That sounds a bit like the name of a popular reggae singer, wonder if there's a joke there(, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:38, archived)
How are you celebrating it?Massive drugs and booze, or nice cuppa?
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The bike then tries to kill Noddy, but it gets its front wheel stuck in a bridge. This gives Noddy the chance to throw it in a river and spit at the bike. Thinking he is safe, Noddy has a victory cigarette, but behind him, the bike glows red underwater. Noddy then sees it and screams, running to hide in a gym. The bike finds him and starts attacking the patrons with its spikes. Noddy then bashes the bike, which feigns death, making everyone feel safe until it starts throwing people's limbs in the air.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 18:29,
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What's on your playlist this morning?(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 9:19,
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Fire in the zoo jazz, or something more traditional?(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 9:26,
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Hellowe got a kitten last night. She's very vocal! Cute little bugger though.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 9:05,
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Oh hell yeahit's even got a pressure cooking feature so you could have quickhotkitten. Though she's a bit small at the moment.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 9:17,
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I love cats reallyA couple of strays come round first thing for breakfast, the dog went to say hello and got his nose scratched
He won't go out now if they're there
The big girl's blouse
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This one's just in EVERYTHINGit's all new to her so she's causing mayhem. Bit of a floof overload...
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 9:48,
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How do I subscribe to your kitten blog?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 9:50,
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Why the fuck is my phone jammed full of pics and videos of this fucking kitten?what's happened?!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 9:53,
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a cat pissed on my face once. tru story(
MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:01,
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indirectly. i accidentally locked it in my room when i was staying with a friend. it could only not piss for so long, apparently. and when it could hold it no longer it pissed on my bed, on the duvet. it knew what it was doing the little shit.
i got back and opened the door and this blur shoots out. i drunkenly clamber into bed, pull the duvet up over my chilly noggin and that's weird, it's all wet and it took a while for it to sink in (literally) (you can't say hitler) and not only was i covered in cat piss i also had nowhere to sleep. happy days.
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:19,
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Sounds a bit foreign, might have to board up /talk if that one gets out(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 9:27,
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I was going to type 'peckerino' but you got there first.It's a bit of an obvious one when you think about it, I guess.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 9:35,
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The puns kept getting butter and butter!(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 11:04,
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It's cheese-adjacent and that's goudanough. (
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 13:36,
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It burnt down in the Runcorn riots4 million pounds worth of improvements
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 10:01,
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They were rioting because they wanted immigrants To increase the gene pool
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 10:33,
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Where I live is just about all whiteFew black families and a Chinese chippy, few Asian shops that is about it
Maybe 30 people in all
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Morning comradesThanks for NOT coming to my riot last night, I had the Jammy Dodgers and Redbush tea all ready
In the end was just me and the dog
Bloody lightweights
Oh, bush lol
(, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 6:23, archived)
i don't know where people find the energy to riot/old blog
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 6:46,
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We didn't actually have a proper riot, just got a pizza and looked grumpy at people(, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 6:56, archived)
Yeah this online role play shit isn't fun, maybe you should fuck off to some LARP siteor just stop posting on the internet.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 16:16,
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i should be asleep. should you be asleep too? (
MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 23:12,
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Yes But I went to the cinema to see Deadpool and Wolverine, so I'm up late
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 23:47,
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did you sit at the back and trade tongues you filthy harlot?(
MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 23:49,
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ok now get this, Vance with Pence(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 2:56,
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Upset, on The Internet.A typical fatty trait.
List all the ways you are not fat, online. If you play your cards right, JMG might come back.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 19:55,
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I can’t lieI could do with losing a couple of kg. But I still got into S shirts and T-shirts.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 19:58,
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A weight of shoe that could earn you a ten stretch.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 20:14,
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wtfis an s shirt? Is it a vest for people with scoliosis?
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 20:45,
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S shirt is gonna show you're fat(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 21:20,
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what's the code for lists again(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 20:08,
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I'm no fatty.195cm tall, 103kg, BMI=27.1. Technically overweight, but it doesn't show because I am a FUCKING BRICK.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 20:42,
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Come on man, you walked straight into that one.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 21:08,
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Nah, you fat.You even type fat.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 12:46,
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Then I shall play my cards as wrongly as possible.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 20:46,
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i too shall wrongulate my cardashians(
MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 22:54,
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If you die, I will technically cease to exist from *your* perspective.So that's one way. Not sure I recommend it though, exposure to Dave Trouser makes you 27% less shit!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 12:48,
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do you run your fingers thru it, don't tell me ok (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 22:16,
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FUCK OFF YOU DOBBERS. I’M LEAVING THIS SHITE FORUM.KILL YOURSELVES
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i had a Domino's pizza last nightI just had to use almost an entire roll of loo paper to get it off my arse.
They should have a less than 30 minutes wipe guarantee fuck the delivery
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 17:11,
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How do I unsubscribe from your arse blog?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 17:33,
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If you complain too often he signs you up to the daily GAZ newsletter...(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 18:37,
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Fair enough, it's not like the GFB would deny it, I retract that.(, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 19:53, archived)
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