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What was your favourite cartoon from the '00s?
Mine's probably Sealab 2021 but I don't have very strong opinions on the subject tbh.
(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Sun 16 Mar 2025, 16:53, archived)
Dunno. I'm watching yesterday's Gladiators with the kids. There's a new event called 'The Ring'.
Barney Walsh just said "That's the messiest ring I've seen".
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 16 Mar 2025, 18:27, archived)
I usually like sport entertainment stuff but I cba with Gladiators.
Ninja Warrior and BattleBots are the pinnacle of the genre right now, imo.
(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Sun 16 Mar 2025, 19:16, archived)
I didn't have a telly in that decade

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 16 Mar 2025, 18:40, archived)
I don’t even own a decade

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 16 Mar 2025, 18:54, archived)
I've still got all my own decade and a 28-inch television

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 16 Mar 2025, 19:53, archived)
Scooby Doo ftw

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 16 Mar 2025, 21:52, archived)
Sunday morning!
Going slow? or talking to your radio?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 16 Mar 2025, 7:15, archived)
Watching the fifth resident evil film
Probably do a bit of laundry, wash the dishes, then go to mum and dad's for lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 16 Mar 2025, 8:03, archived)
+we

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Sun 16 Mar 2025, 17:55, archived)
Resident weevil?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 16 Mar 2025, 21:53, archived)
yes! it's weevil time, baby!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Mon 17 Mar 2025, 5:59, archived)
Wizzular-Wee

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 16 Mar 2025, 8:32, archived)
Smeggular-Smee?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 16 Mar 2025, 12:44, archived)
Wallace. Smegg Wallace.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 16 Mar 2025, 14:04, archived)
rnoming.

(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Sun 16 Mar 2025, 14:59, archived)
Are the Scotch gonna throw their game just to stuff it to the English?
Kilt wearing, haggis munching, caber tossing cunt fucks!!

LOL Toss

LOL testicle shaped ball

LOL ball
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 15 Mar 2025, 18:18, archived)
Don't call a Scottish person Scotch
They REALLY fucking hate that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 18:23, archived)
Calm down pancake!

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 15 Mar 2025, 18:24, archived)
calm down you old bagpipe

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 19:22, archived)
I'm not Scottish
But my uncle was
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 19:57, archived)
calm down you old hagsis

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 20:24, archived)
niece and tatties

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 21:02, archived)
i thought this was really clever
fuck you all
(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 17 Mar 2025, 12:52, archived)
No. No player in any game would throw the game.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 18:35, archived)
what about darts players?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 19:23, archived)
oche the noo

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 20:16, archived)
+b
Also, love this pun
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 15 Mar 2025, 20:29, archived)
*golf clap*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 20:47, archived)
There's about 10 times as many English cunts as there are Scottish cunts
- or Welsh cunts or Irish cunts.
So unless England is besting all those Celtic cunts 10 times for each of their wins, I'd say they're a bunch of weak-arsed losers.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 19:05, archived)
yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 19:24, archived)
No, but we'll still manage to lose anyway.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 19:31, archived)
confirmed

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 23:22, archived)
some people hate the english, I don't
they're just wankers
we, on the other hand, are colonised by wankers
ruled by effete arseholes, we can't even find a decent culture to be colonised by
it's a shite state of affairs to be in Tits, and all the rugby in the world won't make any fucking difference
(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 19:31, archived)
Oh shit!
Is the rugby on?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 15 Mar 2025, 19:33, archived)
no idea
I'm a Welsh exile in England, I haven't bothered with rugby for about 35 years
(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 19:38, archived)
Shexi
Sean Connery?

More Scottish propaganda!
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 15 Mar 2025, 19:41, archived)
*punches wife*

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 19:45, archived)
😂

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 15 Mar 2025, 19:46, archived)
How does Sean Connery eat oysters?
He shucks them, then he shucks them.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 20:14, archived)
only if she's being "bloody-minded or a bitch" though, apparently, so fair enough eh

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 20:19, archived)
It's a shame he wasn't born 50 years later
so he could have been cancelled, then reinvented himself as a manosphere influencer
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 20:22, archived)
In terms of Ewan McGregor performances
I prefer Robots to Trainspotting
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 23:17, archived)
two hats likes kids films
gotcha
(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 23:44, archived)
I just got a spam call from someone claiming to be E. E. d'Mobile-Network.
Who have you directly told to fuck off recently? Hitler?
(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 16:02, archived)
another scam caller
saying my Amazon account had been hacked. I just said "I haven't got one, fuck off."
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 16:44, archived)
Hi cunt's

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 7:05, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 15 Mar 2025, 7:55, archived)
Half three pee em here m8
Mental or what
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 8:24, archived)
Streampunk

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 15 Mar 2025, 8:41, archived)
Hello

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 8:50, archived)
how's it going

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 9:55, archived)
Good
Treating myself to some new clothes and decided to get an iced coffee. Instant brain freeze.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 11:48, archived)
buổi sáng

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 8:54, archived)
xin chào bạn của tôi
no offence
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 9:57, archived)
Well that's easy for you to say.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 15 Mar 2025, 14:30, archived)
New guitar day today, hopefully

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 8:55, archived)
Oh aye
What're you getting
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 9:58, archived)
other than 'down', 'jiggy with it', and of course 'funky'

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 9:59, archived)
All three of these, M8, you know me
Plus...a fourth, more sinister thing
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 10:05, archived)
It’s ’your freak on’, isn’t it.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 10:10, archived)
Knowing Queef,
it's probably "calamine lotion for my chapped, suppurating hælmût."
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 15 Mar 2025, 14:31, archived)
I've got my eye on a few things. I have options, which is nice
I shall, of course, keep you posted
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 10:06, archived)
I am vicariously excited

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 11:51, archived)
morning vic

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 12:11, archived)
A guitar, can't you fucking read?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 15 Mar 2025, 12:19, archived)
Hello.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 10:01, archived)
'

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 10:02, archived)
'ning

(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 10:32, archived)
I'm not sure I'm going to be able to see the last Wu tang tour. Makes me sad

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 16:01, archived)
Same boat, couldn't afford the several hundred quid I'd need to see the last ever Black Sabbath gig.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 15 Mar 2025, 16:27, archived)
Disturbed are playing in Manchester in October
And I can't afford the ticket, transport and hotel room. I am also sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 16:58, archived)
An acquaintance of mine is petitioning the Irish government to ban them from the country
on account of them signing bombs that were then dropped on children in Gaza, any opinions on that?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 19:33, archived)
why did your acquaintance sign bombs? Seems an odd thing to do

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 19:47, archived)
It does.
I mean he already murdered Simon & Garfunkel, so at least he likes killing Jews as well as Muslims.

www.thejournal.ie/calls-to-cancel-gig-featuring-musician-who-signed-israeli-bomb-6641620-Mar2025/
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 20:08, archived)
Author: Diarmuid Pepper
This whole thing seems made up to me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 21:09, archived)
yeah, imagine a popular beat combo naming themselves "Disturbed"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 22:23, archived)
"this is the farthest thing the metal community fights for"
dear mofaha, can you please translate that from American into English for me? I know you straddle both languages, so I feel you are uniquely qualified. I could care less.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 22:25, archived)
fahgedaboudit

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Mar 2025, 12:32, archived)
I just saw Diarmud Pepper's picture,
he looks like cr3 accidentally flew into a teleportation pod with Elijah Wood
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 23:06, archived)
Nah, looks like something from thispersondoesnotexist.com
https://img2.thejournal.ie/author/297/original/?width=1024&version=123487
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 16 Mar 2025, 14:29, archived)
it really does

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Mar 2025, 17:05, archived)
Say it with bollocks.
Reassuringly bollocks.
You're never alone with bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 22:34, archived)
And all because the lady loves bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 2:22, archived)
Tell me a difficult or painful story from your childhood

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 15:40, archived)
no

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 15:46, archived)
Coward

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 16:03, archived)
+el

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 17:41, archived)
¡es el Cowardno!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 19:19, archived)
Last night, someone broke into my toilet

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 19:59, archived)
was this before or after a DJ saved your life

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 21:14, archived)
before they dreamt somebody loved them

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 23:15, archived)
Bas Rutten is entirely correct about liver shots.

(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 15:56, archived)
I have literally no idea what you're talking about

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 16:03, archived)
Link to liver shot in 2nd paragraph:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bas_Rutten
(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 16:34, archived)
I did a spunk and shit came out my helmit

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 16:00, archived)
Dang, that sounds rough
How did it make you feel?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 16:03, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8440697
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 16:04, archived)
Sure sure

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 16:06, archived)
I wanted to watch Transformers on telly but GoBots was on instead.
So I watched that, but it wasn't as good.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 16:17, archived)
I'm so sorry

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 16:28, archived)
GoBots is a poor man's Transformers

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 14 Mar 2025, 21:02, archived)
Exactly.
My whole day was ruined, or at least until I then went and did something else like play with some Lego or whatever. It was a tough life.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 21:36, archived)
I believe that was the point

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 23:31, archived)
Is there nothing you won't masterbate over?

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 14 Mar 2025, 17:04, archived)
You know, I don't think there is

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 17:05, archived)
I never had Sky so now I don't understand certain references to particular cartoons.

(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 17:08, archived)
my nursery school used to tie me to my chair
i used to run around with a wooden chair tied to my back
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 17:11, archived)
fuck off then

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 18:05, archived)
rude

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 18:09, archived)
that's what i said

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 19:15, archived)
I was born 😢

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 18:41, archived)
were u tho?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 19:17, archived)
🥲

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 20:24, archived)
I was diagnosed with autism aged 53
How do you think my childhood went?



It was fucking ace, when I managed to avoid the cunts of the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 19:05, archived)
how did you do that?
asking for a friend
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 19:16, archived)

b3ta.com/board/ignore.php?start=101032
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 14 Mar 2025, 19:17, archived)
charming

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 19:20, archived)
I lived on the edge of the countryside
- so I just went and played in woods.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 20:02, archived)
i knew a girl called tammy woods

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 20:08, archived)
I know a guy called Lincoln Forrest
- and I met someone called Annette Curtain.

My boss one time was Duncan C Sirkett. His brother was called Alistair C Sirkett.

Parents can be shits.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 20:55, archived)
I got food poisoning on Christmas eve when I was around 10. Awful time. You build up to it at that age and to miss pukeing and shitting was rough

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 19:18, archived)
i think one of my cousins was made miss pukeing and shitting in canada
she was thrilled to shits
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 19:22, archived)
Being sick over Christmas when you're a kid is the worst

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 20:24, archived)
I saw a black streampunk once

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 14 Mar 2025, 21:04, archived)
A black what

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 6:44, archived)
Streampunk, you know, a punk standing in a flow of water.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 15 Mar 2025, 7:56, archived)
Why I quit my homestead dream just as farmer tradwives became mainstream

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 15:52, archived)
5 / 7
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cnvzgg66m03o
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 12:45, archived)
1/7 eating a whole box of Kellogg's Crispy Anal Polyps in one sitting

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 13:06, archived)
they stay crunchy, even in milk!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 14:01, archived)
Snap, Crackle and Polyp

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 14 Mar 2025, 14:16, archived)
*chuckles*

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 14:19, archived)
3/7 finger a beagle’s butthole

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 13:36, archived)
5/7
not bad
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 14:00, archived)
You never see black goths, do you?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 14 Mar 2025, 14:06, archived)
i have

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 14:27, archived)
unless they were just goths wearing balaclavas

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 14:28, archived)
I never see goths mate

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 14:29, archived)
I have
Barfly in Camden, he was the guitarist in a goth band. Peroxide blonde hair, looked great. I've no idea if the band was any good, I'd gone goth-deaf by then.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 14:33, archived)
gothdeath were the band, m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 14:44, archived)
Bit lispy

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 15:08, archived)
They were in Broth

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 15:16, archived)
Golly Goth

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 14 Mar 2025, 17:05, archived)
455,000/1,275.03

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 14:45, archived)
4/7 Palestinian Youth Association for Leadership and Rights Activation

(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 15:58, archived)
Haha, good morning!!
How's everyone's week been, alright? What's the best thing that's happened in your life this week, please?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 7:56, archived)
Massive Drugs!

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 14 Mar 2025, 8:25, archived)
Oh

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 8:47, archived)
Small, understated drugs.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 8:52, archived)
Well, that's better, but I'm still not sure I can condone it

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 8:54, archived)
I've been involved in preparing fentanyl for injection into newborn babies.
Small dose but high potency, so on balance it probably counts as moderate-sized drugs.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:07, archived)
This doesn't sound like a good idea
But I'm not really qualified to say for sure
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:23, archived)
Haha, I deliberately made it sound scarier and worse than it is in context!
I'm such a tease.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:26, archived)
Huh, interesting
Thanks for sharing, sincerely.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:30, archived)
just noticed that one of the consultant neonatologists is named Still,
I hope that's the opposite of nominative determinism
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:33, archived)
Haha, that's great.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:41, archived)
😬

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:45, archived)
*imposes tariffs*

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:38, archived)
*imposes NO U*

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 12:49, archived)
I had some tasty soup
And I’ve been swimming twice. Had a nice early morning run along the seaside on Wednesday.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:20, archived)
Ah, now we're talking, thank you Garold

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:24, archived)
did a honking shit the other day

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:36, archived)
That'll teach you not to eat goose burgers.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:41, archived)
morning
I got sent a brand new phone instead of the refurbished one I ordered.
Beat that, /chat
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:40, archived)
Ok, that's good news

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:46, archived)
Not only that, it was the latest model
anecdotes, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:47, archived)
yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:47, archived)
YEAH.

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:50, archived)
We should put a 200% tariff on /links

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:40, archived)
-200% tariff +worldwide IP block

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:42, archived)
careful, Dave Trouser will be on you like a nerdy puma

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 14:30, archived)
If by putting a 200% tariff on it you mean napalm it into oblivion, then yes.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:43, archived)
read that as napkin

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 10:51, archived)
They certainly do dribble a lot

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 12:44, archived)
I'm not sure how that would work, or what the benefits would be
But sure
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:46, archived)
Would that drive them to post here instead?
BUILD A WALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 15:54, archived)
I've got an interview for a PGCE, to start in September.
Could be a teacher soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:42, archived)
Penis Girth Cock Enlargement?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:45, archived)
You can't teach that m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:48, archived)
Well, I could, but I'd have to charge
but if you DO want to bring ALL the boys to the yard, there's no other way.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 10:52, archived)
Can't argue with that

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 11:22, archived)
Although I question the practicality of bringing ALL the boys
If only for logistical reasons
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 11:24, archived)
some details on the area of the yard would be helpful here, perhaps it's very large.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 12:08, archived)
Three feet make a yard
There
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 12:15, archived)
Wow, well good luck
Mrs Hats has been a teacher for many years now, and she loves it.

She also likes being a teacher lol
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:47, archived)
Most of my family are teachers, god knows why as working with children is the last job I’d ever want to do.
Full respect for those that love the job though
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:50, archived)
I think you have to love it
Because god knows they don't do it for the money
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:51, archived)
for sure

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:51, archived)
Paedo, eh?
I knew it.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 14 Mar 2025, 10:57, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 14 Mar 2025, 12:39, archived)
I just saw a dark-eyed junco, don't usually notice them until it snows.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 12:14, archived)
neat

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 12:15, archived)
it's the best i got

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 12:23, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 14 Mar 2025, 6:48, archived)
oh god not again

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 7:00, archived)
Yeah, my thoughts exactly when I see you posting

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 14 Mar 2025, 7:36, archived)
18:00 thread
all the cool people are doing it
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 18:00, archived)
So ...
Why are you doing it too?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 18:08, archived)
i'm actually banned from doing it
but i've gone rogue
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 18:10, archived)
You suck people's power out of them and you've got a white bit in your hair?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 18:35, archived)
no he's got rosy cheeks and dyslexia

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 18:48, archived)
who put 50p in you?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 19:37, archived)
+ham

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 21:14, archived)

power 'power'
hair moustache
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 13 Mar 2025, 18:55, archived)
Ok but you have to bring more to the thread than just the exact time.
What’s going on in your life? Do you have opinions about things? Do you want to share something with the group?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 18:19, archived)
Syphillis?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 18:45, archived)
Pretty sure we've all got that, that's why we all have such fucked up brains.
Though maybe we could all combine our different strains and make some sort of super-syphillis.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 19:23, archived)
Sithillis, maybe

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 19:34, archived)
nothing. no. no.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 19:32, archived)
Alright

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 18:47, archived)
alright the LOVELY smash monkey

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 19:33, archived)
fuck off then

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 21:53, archived)
Afternoon thread

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 12:26, archived)
you would say that

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 12:39, archived)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 16:16, archived)
Afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 12:58, archived)
alright thread

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 13:03, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 16:16, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 19:04, archived)
sup'star dj

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 19:35, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 19:04, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 19:36, archived)
Baboon head

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 13:07, archived)
arsebaboon dilbaro

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 13:09, archived)
head-dilbaro

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 13:20, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 14:41, archived)
i think i saw them at wembley arena

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 16:17, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 13:50, archived)
you would say that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 16:16, archived)
Timezone Zealot!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 14:15, archived)
fuck a horse

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 14:43, archived)
Please use the official thread
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2638544
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 15:07, archived)
That's a different horse though

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 15:32, archived)
All horses taste the same

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 15:48, archived)
When you've had one Findus lasagne, you've had them all.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 15:55, archived)
donkey shit is like horse shit

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 15:57, archived)
BOLLOCKS/SKCOLLOB

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 13 Mar 2025, 14:52, archived)
REKNAW

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 16:08, archived)
might shit my pants and see where that goes

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 16:41, archived)
It goes here
b3ta.com/links/
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 17:10, archived)
ok i just checked and this is not on the populol page for some reason

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 18:12, archived)
Fuck On
It's the morning
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 13 Mar 2025, 6:40, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 13 Mar 2025, 7:03, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 7:17, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 7:26, archived)
It is indeed
The time for coffee and bagels
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 7:43, archived)
Oooh I like coffee and bigells

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 8:13, archived)
LLL

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 10:20, archived)
alright gonz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 10:40, archived)
+ and I can not spell

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 13:02, archived)
Just had the luxury of a whole lane to myself
At the pool
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 8:14, archived)
Haven't been for a swim since September
I'll have to start going more often
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 9:12, archived)
I'm staying with my folks for a couple of days
there's a decent pool next to the local school - concrete and pretty run-down but it's clean and good for lane swimming and they open early so I can some exercise in before starting work.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 9:19, archived)
The nearest pool to me
Is a 15 minute bus ride and it's always full of chavs. I would much rather go to the pool that's 5 minutes on the bus, then 20 minutes on the train and a 10 minute walk.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 9:35, archived)
I don't swim when I'm at home. There are some okay pools near me but they're really busy
and I've got gym membership so I go there instead. I used to be with Fitness First and they had a couple of gyms with pools, one with a full-size one that was really nice at the weekend as it was pretty quiet.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 10:04, archived)
We've got a Fitness Centre
And a women's only gym, but neither of them has a pool
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 10:15, archived)
I try not to go near public pools.
It's all piss because people are degenerate and lazy. Filth!

Just build your own pool, garold. Totally realistic.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 13:22, archived)
Ensure it's a minimum of 40,000 litres and has salty water, for some reason.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 13 Mar 2025, 13:47, archived)

Hypernerd Loser Mode Engaged
"Chlorinated" pools use a Chlorine based salt, and so they are already a salt water. You may be referring to the choice of using a non-chlorine salt instead, for an odor-free swimming experience.
removes fedora

eww that felt gross. Now wonder brb is so angry all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 14:13, archived)
dude
DUDE
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 13 Mar 2025, 14:15, archived)
What? Whaaaaat?
I had a spare moment before my late lunch. You know you fucking loved it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 14:19, archived)
I like how you pretend you're not just like that

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 14:44, archived)
ok simp

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 15:05, archived)
Oh, Trouser :/

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 16:12, archived)
It's had the desired effect, don't concern yourself with it and you'll have a better day.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 17:00, archived)
Just had the luxury of a whole lane to myself
At the bowling alley
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 10:34, archived)
Just had the luxury of a whole lane to myself
Nathan
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 11:16, archived)
And that’s a good thing?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 8:29, archived)
Deadman Pearson

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 11:23, archived)
I'd like to ask him why he's so fucking dead

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 12:11, archived)
I came here to check that both of these posts had happened
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 18:48, archived)
fuck off
or don't. up to you.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 19:22, archived)
Maybe tomorrow.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 20:18, archived)
^ The Littlest Homo

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 12 Mar 2025, 20:23, archived)
Thanks, I will
I'm tired
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 20:35, archived)
How shall we fuck off?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 20:40, archived)
Schrödinger's cursing

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 12 Mar 2025, 20:47, archived)
Bit late to the party but happy candles sweetest mongy and fuck off brb

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 21:31, archived)
Sweet b , x

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 23:20, archived)
Will do

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 21:59, archived)
My post-lunch snooze will be interrupted today by the need to go outside and attend an appointment
- it's shit when that happens.

What mildly inconvenient shit that happens to you are you struggling with today?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 12:43, archived)
Posting new threads on /chat

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 12:54, archived)
Work.
I mean, they give me money for it, and I really don't work very hard, but it's still an inconvenience. I'd rather be at home shitting and wanking simultaneously.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 13:31, archived)
AKA chimping

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 12 Mar 2025, 13:47, archived)
Older users will know that as the Newington Shuffle.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 17:08, archived)
The car is running out of screen wash
this means I'll have to get some more. FML.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 13:31, archived)
GYBE decided to re-draft The Dead Flag Blues following initial feedback.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 12 Mar 2025, 13:48, archived)

re-draft include a further 20 fucking minutes of feedback in

I mean I don't think I've actually heard it for nearly 30 years, but all I remember about it is grumbling and endless droning feedback.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 15:20, archived)
b3ta, you mean

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 17:12, archived)
You say that like it's a bad thing.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 12 Mar 2025, 18:28, archived)
Second worst gig I've ever attended
Worst was 'Tortoise'. Walked out halfway through and went to the Cock Tavern instead
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 6:12, archived)
Our thoughts are with you during this difficult time.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 17:08, archived)
running out of screen wash I know, I know it's serious
there were times when i could have squirted it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 17:22, archived)

pokes you with a blunt stick
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 17:25, archived)
Let me whisper my last goodbyes* real quick ok
*to selected racial minorities
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 17:35, archived)
"Trouser to engineering... it's broken again!"
"Did you try the stick?"
"Yes, it made it worse."
"Fine... we can schedule maintenance next week."
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 19:13, archived)
LIFE HACK: Pissing in the screen wash tank will work just as well.
This also works for oil and brake fluid top ups.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 17:57, archived)
I hear it's great for descaling your kettle, maybe someone here could give that a try.

(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 19:02, archived)
Well I have to go to work in just under 2 hours
So that's a bit of a pisser
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 14:15, archived)
Plenty of time for chimping* until then.
*with kind thanks to Smegg Wallace
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 14:16, archived)
Not with the mental phoning me every 5 minutes
Because someone knocked on the door, but she didn't answer it, but it sounded the same as another knock she didn't answer several months ago, so it must be the same person, who MUST have come to give her the money her arsehole of a boyfriend promised to give her. She's only been waiting for 2 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 15:48, archived)
She must be some sort of genius if she can tell who it is just from how the knock sounds.
Or, you know, the other thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 12 Mar 2025, 16:07, archived)
Either Rain Man or Rain Mnnnng.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 16:26, archived)
Definitely the second one

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 16:35, archived)
This all makes perfect sense to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 16:10, archived)
You might want to get a mental health check

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 16:36, archived)
My post-lunch appointment will be interrupted today by the need to go outside and have a shit

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 14:56, archived)
Hey wizard I notice you're less of a butthurt snowflake than Mr. Tea.
Maybe you could grow as a person and stop doing racism. I dunno about him, he drives a Swastikar.
(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 17:41, archived)
I try hard not to be racist IRL.
Very occasionally, a pseudo-racist phrase from a comedy show (Avenue Q, "Everyone's a Little Bit Racist Sometimes") is the funniest thing I can think of to post in resaponse to a comment on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 18:58, archived)
If you have to try very hard to not be racist IRL, that must mean you have pent-up racism just bursting to get out!
Disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 19:10, archived)
To some extent we've all been socialised with racism baked in,
you can just read an old school history or geography book to see what used to be ordinary, normal, even revered views on other cultures, not to mention all the racist tropes in popular fiction.

A mistake people make is to assume they don't need to correct any of that obsolete/plain wrong information, and they resent people who rightly point out that yes they fucking well do.
(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 19:29, archived)
I have intrusive thoughts.
Sometimes I think people are debating in good faith.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 21:56, archived)
awww

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 23:12, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 12 Mar 2025, 7:41, archived)
I knew you were going to say that.
I must be psychic.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 8:41, archived)

I knew you were going to say that.
I must be Watch us wreck the mic, watch us wreck the mic, watch us wreck the mic, ic e
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 8:52, archived)
I wish I had a level of self confidence to believe that racism is bad, but encouraging others to kill themselves is not
Alas, I will always be a self hating Tesla driver
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 9:11, archived)
Let it all out m8.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 12 Mar 2025, 9:14, archived)
*cries*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 9:34, archived)
Luckily it won't get on the new linoleum floor as you have TWO hats to catch the tears.
Good job!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 9:41, archived)
*drives to Waitrose in my Tesla to buy the most expensive tissues they have*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 9:43, archived)
It's a belief system that attracts failures.
It rewards their failure to be useful in any real measure, by giving the illusion that they are "doing something", on b3ta.com.
"No bad actions, only bad targets".

It's very sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 9:16, archived)
Joking aside
If I met him in real life, he'd probably find that we'd share many of the same beliefs and ideas. But BeeThreeTeeAyDotCom is very much not real life. Hey ho.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 9:46, archived)
It's not?
So wait, how many hats do you really own?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 10:06, archived)
Full disclosure
I own four. I know, it's insane crazy
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 10:09, archived)
Actually, now I come to think of it
It's at least five. Imagine that.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 10:10, archived)
Makes sense.
When the two you carry about with you require a bit of a clean up, you then have two more to immediately swap to, plus a spare in case some CRETIN does something untoward.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 10:19, archived)
No way! I also have four hats.
Well, four proper hats and a beanie.

I used to have two other really nice ones but managed to lose them both. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 12 Mar 2025, 10:49, archived)
Ah, you see most of mine are beanies
I'd love to be someone who looks good in hats, but I'm just not. Even baseball caps don't look right on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 11:12, archived)
I have loads of snapbacks, plus 3 or 4 beanies, and a Kangol bucket hat.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 12 Mar 2025, 10:53, archived)
Did I fucking ask you?
No I fucking didn't.

Which was really rude of me, sorry Smegg. I bet your hats are excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 10:57, archived)
I forgive you mate.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 12 Mar 2025, 11:52, archived)
I had a Samuel L Jackson style kangol hat back in the day
I thought it was so cool. I almost certainly liked like a cunt, however
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 11:13, archived)
Haha, you're a heterosexual

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 11:14, archived)
My secret shame :(

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 11:35, archived)
Shall I delete the subthread to hide your shame?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 12:39, archived)
Too late,
now we all know that he likes girls!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 12:56, archived)
see also: posting pictures on /board making fun of something Trump said.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 13:28, archived)
You could ask for forgiveness

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 13:11, archived)
Mornzz

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 9:29, archived)
I hope you will all join me in wishing a happy candle day to Mr mongychops
May your bivvies be free of leaks
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 10:17, archived)
Could have been a dedicated thread if you REALLY cared...

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 10:20, archived)
It was supposed to be a new thread but I fucked up
I hope you can forgive me, Trouser
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 10:21, archived)
No worries, I reply in the wrong place all the time and it's rarely noticed, so you'll be fine.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 12:40, archived)
Yo

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 11:28, archived)
Happy day with candles in it, Mr Chops.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 12:03, archived)
Yo

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 12:16, archived)
Pissing tits?
Turds and spunk!

/mimesis
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 21:09, archived)
Urine trouble now

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 11 Mar 2025, 21:25, archived)
^President of Wakistan

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 11 Mar 2025, 21:37, archived)
Lascist

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 21:45, archived)
Inaccurate lacism is the best lacism.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 11 Mar 2025, 21:47, archived)
Kill yourselves.

(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 22:00, archived)
But sir, he started it!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 11 Mar 2025, 22:10, archived)
And you gladly joined in.
This is just how the Nazis got started.
(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 22:16, archived)
Yes, this is exactly like that. In every way.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 11 Mar 2025, 22:37, archived)
Good.
Now get in your bunker and shoot yourself in the head to save us all some precious time.
(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 23:54, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 18:14, archived)
seconded
/not Hitler
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 18:18, archived)
oh yeah

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 19:02, archived)
Again?
Would it kill you to give us the cock instead every now and then?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 19:56, archived)
I've ended up with a wallabees addiction. Got some nice tan two tones today .

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 20:47, archived)
Time of day.
Half arsed attempt at question to encourage engagement.
A third statement.
(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 17:59, archived)
THIRD THING HERE!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 18:00, archived)
Is that the one with Mary Elizabeth Winstead?
I never bothered to get around to seeing it, is it any good?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 18:11, archived)
It's not bad.
Not great but worth a watch. I remember the reboot/prequel debate, I came down on the prequel side because I fucking watched it. It should have had its own name (and maybe so should have Carpenter's 'original' remake/reboot/sequel) then there'd have been be a lot less confusion.
(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 18:59, archived)
The Pre-thing

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 19:22, archived)
Athault on Prething Thirteen

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 19:46, archived)
Much Ado About The Thing
The Thing Blue Line
Do The Right The Thing
Etc.
(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 19:57, archived)
Words.
- Fucking phrases, monkey-cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 19:05, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bSvdMpPnFA
(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 19:59, archived)
MINGETITS

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 11 Mar 2025, 16:12, archived)
FANNYBOOBS

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 16:17, archived)
Too far, too rude. Delete this please.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 11 Mar 2025, 16:30, archived)
Who does he think he is, "Kunt" and/or his "Gang"?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 17:36, archived)
GOOCHWHIFF

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 16:31, archived)

WHIFF

GOUDA
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 11 Mar 2025, 16:37, archived)
BOLLOCKPENIS

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 18:06, archived)
what number of gender is this now, I've lost count.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 18:22, archived)

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