Yeah cool . Found a seed in my weed. Gonna see if it'll sprout π±(
mongychops, Sun 6 Apr 2025, 18:23,
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Very sus link, wise choice.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 6 Apr 2025, 21:14,
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fucking hell you normally have to re-mortgage the house to shop at co-op(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 6 Apr 2025, 19:59,
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Some of you are really down bad, eh?(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 6 Apr 2025, 21:16,
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please let brb know I've finished my review of Rumours now(
vladimir, Sun 6 Apr 2025, 12:40,
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Now do tusk (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 6 Apr 2025, 13:31,
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here's the thing vlad, whatever we say about Rumours it will always have a track called You Make Loving Fun, which is objectively the worst song title ever, everand Mick Fleetwood opens his mouth ALL THE WAY when he plays drums vlad, ALL THE WAY
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sun 6 Apr 2025, 13:32,
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He's also a very pedestrian drummer(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sun 6 Apr 2025, 13:42,
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Mick Fleetwood opens his mouth ALL THE WAY when he plays drums and crosses the road vlad, ALL THE WAY(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sun 6 Apr 2025, 13:42,
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why did mick fleetwood cross the road with a drum-playing chickento get to the other mouth open wide
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vladimir, Sun 6 Apr 2025, 13:53,
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What's Stevie Nicks' favourite conspiracy theory?Qaaaaaaaaaaaaaanon
(, Sun 6 Apr 2025, 17:01, archived)
please see review of Rumours as posted below in the relevant thread on this subject(
vladimir, Sun 6 Apr 2025, 13:51,
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I would subscribe to your music blog, based on that post below reviewing Rumoursif blogs were still a thing and if you only said good things about albums I like and if you could be bothered to keep a blog and if the world doesnβt end by the time you sign up to Wordpress or wherever the fuck people keep blogs these days
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 6 Apr 2025, 14:43,
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oh Aardvark thank you for this feedbackwhich actually I genuinely needed, to keep the usual wolves from the door
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vladimir, Sun 6 Apr 2025, 18:48,
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I only liked them in those few weeks when Bob Brunning was on bass,they jumped the shark when John McVie joined
(, Sun 6 Apr 2025, 17:45, archived)
in other news the hot spicy red sausages are still repeating on methey were amazing tho
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 21:53,
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i noticed that if i freeze supermarket sausages they go solid and i can only split them using the smooth side of my steak tenderiserand they often split in half, so much water in them. butcher's sausages can be peeled apart by hand when frozen due to no added water. i'm converted.
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 21:59,
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shut up you boring bastard.(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 21:59,
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i'll be back with burger chat next week(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 23:54,
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i was a big fan of pizza show and tellthe zero topping special!
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sun 6 Apr 2025, 0:51,
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oh god yes. what a nightmarei had to buy another to replace it
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 6 Apr 2025, 7:12,
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I had the 'National Burger of the Year 2025' on Friday, at Black BearIt was a 6.5/10 at best. Perfectly fine but utterly unremarkable. Plus my wife's burger was cold and one of the cocktails was far too sweet. Black Bear? WACK Bear more like!!!
Don't to smash that like button and subscribe, guys.
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sun 6 Apr 2025, 9:01,
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Are you sure you want to ignore Queef Smegwin?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 6 Apr 2025, 9:39,
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Probably natural vs synthetic casings m8#SausageChat
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sun 6 Apr 2025, 9:03,
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Butcher's sausages are superior by far (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 6 Apr 2025, 9:13,
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i spent 52 quidlings on a butchers pack plus a 1.2kg joint of brisket from my local butchers Burgers were lovely, sausages awesome, whole chicken was to die for, especially for the bird in question, also got pork chops (massive) ground beef, diced steak, chicken breasts, qnd some other shot i can't remember, al in the freezer apart from the chicken which has been cooked and eaten.
I am cooking the brisket today. Honestly it'll last 2 weeks what i got. Never buying meat from a supermarket again. Watery shite, all of it. Even the whole chickens are wet as fuck from there, never knew what a dry chicken felt like. Feels dry, btw.
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 6 Apr 2025, 13:57,
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i actually had trouble getting the chicken out of the bagSupermarket chickens just slop out because they're slimy and icky.
I'm going to start buying farmers veg next because everything i buy from the supermarket tastes of nothing and rots within 10 seconds of purchase
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 6 Apr 2025, 14:04,
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We have a market twice a week The veg is amazing, so fresh. Radishes the size of golf balls, massive cucumbers and leeks, giant carrots, the lot
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 7 Apr 2025, 8:52,
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Hi spunkstain's, Queef Smegwin hereJust finished a gruelling week of work; time to kick back, light a couple of fruity guffs and, in all likelihood, japseye a jackdaw.
I've flung all the winders open but will have to shut them again due to the appalling music taste of my neighbours. If I wanted to go to a Romanian disco i would either a) go to a Romanian disco or b) seek an urgent mental health assessment
u?
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 17:27,
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going here tomozwww.graffitistreet.com/long-dark-tunnel-an-immersive-journey-with-10foot-tox-and-fume-london/
I fucking love graffiti me
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 17:29,
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This sort of shite is why we moved to the countryside- if anyone round here is so crass as to play foreign music, it's a simple matter to have them discretely shot and fed to the livestock.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 17:51,
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Urgh, noFarage is for the oiks.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 19:06,
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yes you need one of those Rural Tories to vote forAlexander Fyffe-Melford, MP for the constituency of North Whupsham and Overholk for the past forty years, as was his father and second cousin before him
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vladimir, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 19:23,
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standing-in-fields-shooting-partridges-and-drinking-port-rouged cheeks, small eyeballs made of tweed sinking into a face plumped up with self-satisfaction like a four grand sofa, only visible once every four years on gigantic banners planted beside the Athreehundredandninety in fields belonging to his field-owning mates
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vladimir, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 19:28,
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That's the fellowSplendid chap. His wife goes like the clappers.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 20:06,
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ahahahaha ahh yes of course, Lady Allegra Fyffe-Melford(
vladimir, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 21:13,
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Been in bed all day feeling wack.
GUFFCHEESE
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Cheers Cheers, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 18:56,
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alrightgogol bordello in ur neighbours house?
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 20:37,
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Why are Evri so consistently shit and dishonest?How do you establish and maintain a business that everyone agrees is terrible?
Isn't it weird that I can see and hear Royal Mail deliveries, but not Evri?
Are Evri drivers all trained in Ninjitsu? If so, why?
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 15:18,
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you could say a nice thing that happened or that you like, for balance (
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 15:48,
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That assumes any such things ever happen to him.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 5 Apr 2025, 16:09,
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Nice things happen to me every day,as my life is full of joy and merriment.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 16:17,
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You don't want to be too nice, friendly, sincere or pleasant on /talk though, where would it end?(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 16:24,
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Thanks, you skull-faced crucible of joylessness, you.(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 16:39,
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Okay fine (for sure, for sure)I've been watching a channel I just found on youtube where this obsessed muso dissects a single Zappa song at great length, going into excruciating detail on every note of every phrase wrt music theory, techniques, influences/references, etc. Really deep analysis that always seems grounded in reality unlike most music appreciation bollocks.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 16:10,
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do you not think appreciation is grounded in reality? what is it grounded in then?(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 16:24,
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Musical appreciation often vanishes up its own bottom,because it is so often a large collection of meaningless woolly statements in support of a deliberately incomprehensibly worded grand premise designed to promote the intellectual superiority of the author by baffling their audience with clever sounding nonsense that illuminates nothing.
A lot like theology, in fact.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 16:31,
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i don't reckon that person on the channel you mentioned would do that analysis unless they first experienced deep appreciation, what do you reckon?(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 16:43,
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I reckon you're relaying this through chatgpt.I assume you're trying some Socratic questioning techniques in an attempt to make fun of me. It would work better if you demonstrated more comprehension, hence the chatgpt comparison.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 16:50,
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I'd just like to say I agree with you bothand also that Rumours is an absolute banger of an album, isn't it
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vladimir, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 16:57,
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oh lolololHE PUT HIS BALLS ON THE ALBUM COVER
absolute queen shit, ngl
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vladimir, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 19:15,
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mick fleetwood holds his mouth wide open when he plays drums, it's weird(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 19:28,
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No m8.The old F1 theme is a banger. The rest of the album is just guff.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 17:36,
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I'm going to have to give a view on this in full shortly, but for nowdmmm,dm-dm-dm-dm-dm-dmmmmmmm
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vladimir, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 19:32,
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Rumours: full review...
1. Second Hand News
OK fair enough this one is a bit rubbish
2. Dreams
Brilliant. "dreams of loneliness." oof. That chorus with its drums coming in like thunder exactly in step with the lyrics.
3. Never Going Back Again
Bit too Incredible String Band Painting Box for me. Should have charming stop-motion animation mice in waistcoats trundling around throughout its runtime.
4. Don't Stop
Makes a profound point. Very good.
5. Go Your Own Way
Obviously a banger for the ages. Quite funny how it got used as a "be free, spend money!!" anthem in adverts when actually it's a song about "well do you know what, fuck you. I hope you die alone."
6. Songbird
"And the songbirds keep singing
Like they know the score
And I love you, I love you, I love you
Like never before, like never before"
Oh come the fuck on. Deceptively simple. Beautiful.
7. The Chain
A perfect distillation of the 70s. If you boiled the entirety of the 70s down for a thousand years this would be what you'd get at the end of the process. An infinitely refined and perfect gemstone of 70sness.
8. You Make Loving Fun
Do you tho. Do you.
Please note, Mick Fleetwood opens his mouth ALL THE WAY when he plays drums
9. I Don't Want to Know
See 1. above.
10. Oh Daddy
Moody and spare and rather lovely.
11. Gold Dust Woman
Terrific no notes.
In summary: superlative work. sorry brb.
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vladimir, Sun 6 Apr 2025, 12:44,
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Wrong.1: unmemorable guff
2: unmemorable guff
3: unmemorable guff
4: unmemorable guff
5: memorable guff
6: unmemorable guff
7: banger*
8: unmemorable guff
9: unmemorable guff
10: unmemorable guff
11: unmemorable guff
*It's not a distillation of the 70s though. There is no funk, no soul, no techno, no punk, no prog, no reggae, no jazz, no disco, no Eurovision, no St. Winifred School Choir, no Blaster Bates, no liver and onions, no avocado coloured carpet up the side of a bath... It's the F1 theme. That's why it's special.
Like that 1 good Eagles tune, it's only good because it was the HHGTTG theme.
Fleetwood Mac ceased to be a good band when their best songwriter and guitarist went mad and fucked off. Same with the most overrated band in the world, Pink Floyd. One good album, genius fucks off, rest of the band carry on being soul-crushingly dull.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 6 Apr 2025, 15:09,
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Thought it worth addingthat John Patrick 'Pugwash' Weathers is a far more orgasmic drummer (in that he appears to be having massive orgasms as he plays). Terry Bozzio too. I'd rate both those drummers much higher than Mick Fleetwood. Definitely worth researching the relationship between gormless playing, orgasmic playing, and rhythmic quality.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 6 Apr 2025, 15:44,
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laughing here in a good way at both of the above, thank you brb(
vladimir, Sun 6 Apr 2025, 18:50,
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to be absolutely honest thoughmy principal interests include researching the relationship between orgasmic posting and rhythmic quality
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vladimir, Sun 6 Apr 2025, 18:53,
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no just chatting, I don't even know any Greek(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 18:14,
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I’m going to assume these are all rhetorical questionsand therefore donβt need or even warrant an answer.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 15:52,
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When do you plan on doing that?Not to hurry you or anything, take your time.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 16:15,
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Evri are pretty good round hereItβs the Amazon drivers that are shit, if you donβt teleport to your door within 3 nanoseconds of them ringing the bell they start getting angry. Wankers.
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Cheers Cheers, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 15:59,
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We need British/EU alternatives to all these American parasite companies.(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 16:45,
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Probably the same parent company as DPD,a.k.a. the muppets who made me take an entire day off work so they could deliver my mattress and then were unable to find my house, and didn't tell me. Customer service? What's that?
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.Yeti., Sat 5 Apr 2025, 16:02,
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Oh yeah, mattress deliveries never arrive on the right day.A lesson I once learned the hard way. Always keep your old mattress until the new one arrives.
DPD suck shitty balls too.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 16:14,
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The worst part was when I ended up telling them to deliver it to my officeand I found out it was compact enough that I could have taken it home by myself.
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.Yeti., Sat 5 Apr 2025, 16:46,
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Ooh one of them podcast mattresses! Fancy.(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 17:34,
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always get quite tearful watching the grand national obviously the horrible sinking feeling that somebody's going to get shot. but also I think of watching it long ago with my grandparents, I think of them and their lives and that I miss them and their world a lot. broadway boy and three card brag show the too-big fences a clean pair of hooves in the april sunshine and the circle is traversed, the long years are a small loop in time
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vladimir, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 16:07,
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Don't worry, it sounds like you'll be dead soon too.(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 16:11,
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Imagine if a similar proportion of runners died in the London Marsthon(
Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 17:32,
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DoddleI've done a Tough Mudder.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 20:22,
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Grand National...I'm going to put Β£1 on every horse, that way I simply can't lose, right?
(, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 13:15, archived)
also every person I’ve met who’s into horse racing has been a monumental cuntno offence
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Cheers Cheers, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 13:21,
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I never bother with it I don't like horses
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 13:45,
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you will win big time, i feel it in my heart(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 14:31,
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hooray this is on now (spotify)
(youtube)
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 15:41,
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FREE Grand National Tips! ππ
2. Dusty Carpet - 9/1
Never been beaten!
7. Weak Bladder - 17/2
Should piss it!
13. Bonny Blu - 40/1
Ridden over 1000 times!
20. Cashmere Sweater - 14/1
Lovely jumper!
22. Ron Seal - 20/1
Good over fences!
28. The Fisherman - 28/1
Should be good for a plaice!
33. Black Beauty - 200/1
Bit of a dark horse!!..
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Go to your room and think about what you've done (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 15:00,
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Earth's rotation brings us out of the shadow and into light!I mean "Oh look - Rosy fingered Dawn again."
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 6:23,
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hair of the dog this morningyeah fkin waffle wrackle dhac
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 9:38,
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MorningI'm wifeless today, just me and the dog, I wonder what zany adventures we'll get up to? Might liveblog them on here.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 8:19, archived)
Just because your better half is away- do not fuck your dog.
You will all regret it.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 8:23,
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NARRATOR: Invisible Wizard is The Porcupine From Purgatory's dog's alt(
vladimir, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 9:44,
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I hope Dawn consented (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 8:45,
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That's more concern than the whole of the rest of Greek mythologyThe Olympians would just glare at you for that, probably turn you into a river or something.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 12:16,
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some kind of hot smoked red sausages from the butchers this morningalso some crap watery bacon from the supermarket i threw in the freezer on the 11th nov last year (date of expirey) been out for two days and came to
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 10:12,
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just want to say that I appreciated this Classical ReferenceI am very well-read
Just like dawn
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vladimir, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 11:08,
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well yes, you're quite right, we live in a philistine age
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vladimir, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 11:52,
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it's all roast aubergine and ginger or truffle and elbow or duck and kumquat
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vladimir, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 11:18,
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i usually get piss and jizzonyer(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 11:21,
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What if they only have helicopter flavour?(
Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 11:37,
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I only ever recall seeing him in the Bond film,which I last saw when I was a child, I didn't know the actor's name, and he looks nothing like Crispin. So I must disagree with you there.
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Two out of seven shitty poo poo bumtruffleswww.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwy740ln551o
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 14:01,
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1/7 that bit of apple stuck between your back teeth that’s really hard to remove even with floss(
Cheers Cheers, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 14:23,
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1/7 licking dried sweat off James Corden's FUPA(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 14:35,
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1/7, not bad, considering.On the plus side my wife just got herself a promotion and a 10% raise, swimming against the current here.
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 14:40,
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I believe the children are our future Teach them well, and let them lead the way
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Two Hats π©π©, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 14:49,
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I'ma let you finishTO THE MANY INVESTORS COMING INTO THE UNITED STATES AND INVESTING MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF MONEY, MY POLICIES WILL NEVER CHANGE. THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO GET RICH, RICHER THAN EVER BEFORE!!!
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 15:04,
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Excuse me President Trump, could we maybe have a carve out for Ford, I mean, even the F150 has parts from all over the worldoh, why, yes, of course, we'd love to move all our conferences to Trump hotels. Trump coin? Yes, we can certainly invest in some of that. It makes sense.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 15:16,
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Well that's your opinion. I happen to believe octogenarians are our future.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 4 Apr 2025, 20:03,
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They're already in charge here(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 20:16,
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couldn't get it to workbut nice to see Russell Brand has been charged for rape and sexual assault
hoping against all odds that he gets a custodial sentence
(, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 16:54, archived)
Fingers crossedAnything if it means we never hear from that cunt again.
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.Yeti., Fri 4 Apr 2025, 17:06,
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yeah, once you're convicted of rapeyour career in the public eye is basically over
(, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 17:58, archived)
important to note that answers is a rearrangement of arse, nsw
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vladimir, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 19:21,
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Lunchtime!I have a garage full of solar equipment and a load of scaffolding round my Dread Tower. By Monday afternoon I will be powered by the fucking sun itself.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 12:31,
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aren't you in the uk? what sun?(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 13:44,
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well fuck, it's gray and rainy here (
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 13:48,
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Reporting in from the South West:Nice and sunny here. 19 degrees, apparently.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 13:52,
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You've sellotaped a magnifying glass to your cock, haven't you?(
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 16:25,
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Friday morningand what a bright and zingy spring morning it's shaping up to be out there. I can hear birdsong and I recon if I put a load of washing on and hang it outside it'll be dry before nightfall, yes indeed. Trump's tariffs can't spoil that!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 8:21,
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I'm just about to get dressed and go shopping Only a small shop today, but shopping is shopping
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 8:34,
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Torch a Tesla while you're there would you?(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 8:49,
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In Bootle?There's nary a tesla to be seen round here
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 8:54,
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Torch a scally instead then?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 9:13,
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They're very slippery, your average scally (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 11:01,
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have you seen the price of gas(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 11:39,
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yeah, they're rated against petroleum prices(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 13:57,
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I feel that would add to the slipperiness (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 11:53,
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We're S- H- O- P- P- I- N- GWe're shopping!
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 9:01,
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Yes. Yes we are. (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 11:00,
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it's a spectacular morning herepossibly one of the best mornings ever
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vladimir, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 9:28,
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GEOSTORM(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 9:36,
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Get Everyone On Smack Today Or Regret Monday(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 10:24,
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listen would you post the fucking quiz please i can't believe how irresponsibly you're behaving(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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MorningNext door checked their CCTV, the campervan fire was deliberate. Some youths torched it, then came back to accelerate it when it didn't burn to their satisfaction. One of them burned his hand. He didn't like it.
Have you set fire to anything recently?
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morningso you're saying he was... caught red handed?
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 6:41,
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I lit the grill yesterday But that was just to make some toast
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 8:01,
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That's very shitty behaviour from da youts.I think the last thing I set alight was the paper and kindling in my folks' wood burner a couple of weeks ago - blimey it was nippy in rural Wales.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 8:20,
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Image search failed me.Years ago. Prolly between 2016-2020.
One of the more prolific posters dropped an image of Hitler and the Tangerine Palpatine but was transisioned with a swinging (pendulum like) swastika.
Would anyone have the image or a link?
TA
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id10ts WTF happened, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 2:48,
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i thought we couldn't say hitler (
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 3:26,
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A big stick just hit the glass back door, I think it was playfully aimed at the kid upstairs and missed, I opened the back door and SHOUTED AT THE KIDSit's the most miserable old cunt thing I've ever done I think, my shout is fucking impressive, i have form there.
I'm all riled up now, might attack a forum member.
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 20:31,
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Sounds more like a bellow. I bellowed out the window at the neighbours dog the other day, fucker took no notice.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 20:36,
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Have to disagree, the clue is in the name, bellows, it refers to the chest and the lungs, which is where a bellow comes from. What I did was a proper open-throated shout, basically a minimally voiced burst of wind expelled via a violent compression of the solar plexus, what do you think of my latin tho
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 20:40,
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I agree, you boy bellowed from the window by a teacher is different to a teacher shouting you boy from the window (
mongychops, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 21:02,
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attack me! i'm a real piece of shit(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 20:54,
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Leave the bloke alone. He's not right in the head. Just ignore him and move on. That's what I did. I don't ignore people usually but that man is odd. (
mongychops, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 20:32,
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hello mongy would you like to read a true story of course you would ok thensomewhere I used to live had an indian restaurant that was very well frequented by me at the time and it had a (presumably) cd (honestly it's so long ago it might have been a wax cylinder) with this on it. possibly its only cd. and this would play absolutely regularly, at least three times in the course of a meal. that's how I remember it anyway
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vladimir, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 21:53,
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so even reading "life is a rollercoaster, just gotta ride it" gives me such a proustian rush of sensory memory of that restaurant I can hardly explain it to you. the thick tablecloths. the metalic scrapesounds of the rotating condiment carousel. the blue lighting, like the underside of racerlads' cars going up and down the seafront of a summer evening. the years, all of the years ahead, blank pages at the time and now written out
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vladimir, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 21:57,
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I know exactly what you mean hereIt's incredible how certain pieces of music, aromas, tastes or even, as you say here, mere words on a screen can instantly transport you to a moment or time in your past like a lightning bolt. Quite extraordinary, almost like time travel.
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 22:10,
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That's why Kenny Everett's 'Snot Rap' is such a powerful work, to me.Somehow the B side, recorded under the nom de plume 'Gizzard Puke' holds no such allure.
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 22:13,
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sage counsel, mongyi will adhere to it
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 20:55,
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Avoid any adult that is obsessed with their own fecal matter. Those humans ain't right (
mongychops, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 21:00,
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Yeah it's not cool to mock the afflicted(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 21:03,
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Prog disco thread.I guess Moroder.
Sylvester had some proper orchestral moments.
Side 1 of Nightflight to Venus by Boney M is arguably a disco concept album.
Freeez came close to having a non 4/4 time signature once or twice.
Maybe The Blockheads count?
Would funk/fusion count as disco? Parliament, Mandrill, etc.
Any more?
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 18:17,
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Erm...Amorphous Androgynous' albums Alice in Ultraland, and The Peppermint Tree are kind of prog, kind of techno?
I dunno. Genres are arbitrary man.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 18:50,
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All genres taste the same?I'm using prog in the Gentle Giant/King Crimson sense of the word rather than the unfinished house sense.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 19:19,
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I came in to a letter in my in tray sent by airmail from a Canadian law firm informing me that a grateful patient had left me $3million in their will.I was halfway through writing my 'fuck you all, I'm out of here' letter before I realised that the email address and telephone number provided weren't legit.
:(
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 19:55,
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This anecdote does not belong in a prog disco thread AT ALL.(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 20:47,
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Yeah sorry didn't read your post(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 21:02,
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I could give you loads of examplesBut you're a bellend, so I won't
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 20:24,
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Your examples would all be worthless to me because you are a cunt.Now fuck off back to the miserycunt thread where you belong.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 20:55,
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I can't have any Not for another week, at least
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 16:20,
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off licence closed for holiday or soemthing?do off licences exists anymore?
someone said i was 'showing my age' today after i said a plant looked like a Triffid. fuck off cunt, that thing is going to turn around and blind you with its acidic projectile any second now
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 16:35,
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to be fair he was quite a nice bloke. i know a bloke, who knows a bloke, who knows a bloke. now, you know this bloke, this is a bloke you know.
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 16:39,
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I just don't think anecdotes are your forte.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 3 Apr 2025, 16:51,
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NoThe whole explosive nosebleed thing means alcohol bad
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 18:39,
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no it just makes it more red.(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 19:10,
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I wonder what Sir Leonard 'Lenny Henry' Henry is up to tonight.I hope he's oooooooookaaaayyyyyy
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 20:02,
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Who is Sir Leonard 'Lenny Henry' Henry's' favorite Bond villain?Kananga, my friend.
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 20:04,
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What is Sir Leonard 'Lenny Henry' Henry's favourite Dickens opening line?'Tiswas the best of times, Tiswas the worst of times'
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 20:08,
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Why does Sir Leonard 'Lenny Henry' Henry's' parents' gaff always smell of guffs?Because they're part of the Windrush Generation
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 20:13,
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Just had scrambled eggs on toast And a cup of lukewarm coffee, now I'm watching 28 days later
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 13:09,
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I never could imagine him eating scrambled eggs Eggs Benedict, yes, but scrambled?
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 13:26,
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i don't think he ate them, he just got them all over his face(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 16:21,
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that was the only one of those films worth watching(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 17:28,
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second coffee time thoimagine a mug of coffee yeah, well now imagine another one yeah
no one is imagining it are they :(
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 14:42,
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I'm Zach Braff!(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 15:24,
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I've got my mind set on you Got my mind set on you
I've got my mind set on you
Got my mind set on you
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Two Hats π©π©, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 8:27,
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Hmm, you might be rightI'll delete this in a bit. Thanks dollars
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Two Hats π©π©, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 9:59,
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Morning (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 8:43,
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MorningIβm sitting in the car in the sunshine next to a pretty square in central London. I dropped my sister and brother in law just around the corner to UCLH and while I was parking he fell so now heβs being pushed around in a wheelchair. Heβs not hurt but shaken and must be terrified and embarrassed. I expect the drive back will be glum but he is not beyond a bit of dark humourβ¦
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 10:51,
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Good hospital, terrible administration Shocking parking
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 11:58,
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Well yes but it’s central London So the parking is understandable. The admin isnβt as excusable but theyβve been really good with brother in law so canβt criticise too much.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 12:04,
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Donald Trump just slapped a 40% tariff on THIS*points at crotch*
(, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 11:00, archived)
Wow. So that’s what 1/8” tariff?(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 11:06,
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Yes, extra fees on WHORES...(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 12:01,
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