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I have been drinking gin and cranberry juice

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 23:20, archived)
boweling for columbine

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 23:24, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 23:38, archived)
Bowelocks

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 23:39, archived)
You would say that

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 23:39, archived)
Never mind the bowelcocks

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 0:52, archived)
here's the sex bowels

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 2:00, archived)
Johnny Bowel reveals owl

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 0:57, archived)
Barn bowel

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 1:17, archived)
Spotted bowel

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 1:18, archived)
Burrowing bowel

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 1:18, archived)
Bowel Lang Syne

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 1:29, archived)
alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 24 Oct 2025, 21:35, archived)
no

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 21:35, archived)
it annoys me that the first of the signos de exclamación is not the same as the letter i in english. i vs ¡
bloody stupid wankers. i liked that video game tho. splitscreen jobby. v good.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 21:41, archived)
lol jobby

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 21:42, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 21:52, archived)
Spanish-speaking people never use them anyway

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 23:40, archived)
qué

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 23:45, archived)
It's just to confuse foreigners

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 23:59, archived)
shut up you stupid prick

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 21:39, archived)
"The 41-year-old was meant to be sent to an immigration detention centre to be deported but was freed by mistake, it has emerged, and police in Essex are now urgently trying to find him."
This Is The Very Last Thing We Wanted to Happen.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 22:28, archived)
might get a pudding bowel haircut

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 22:30, archived)
do you know when the superbowel is on next?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 23:01, archived)
bowels to monty!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 23:38, archived)
A single, measly, paltry one this week for me.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly9qjq7xn5o
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 15:25, archived)
Head like a bowel
Black as your sowel
I'd rather die
Than give you a trowel
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 15:27, archived)
Colon, And Thanks For All The Fist

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 Oct 2025, 15:49, archived)
+ Fuck

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 16:43, archived)
thanks for fuck all
-The Fist
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 17:53, archived)
4/7 Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Bowel

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 15:38, archived)
3/7 Dead Van Dyke

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 24 Oct 2025, 15:39, archived)
5/7 = 0.71428571429

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 15:39, archived)
3/7 here

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 15:42, archived)
One up the bum / no harm done

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 16:44, archived)
I think Freddie Mercury would beg to differ.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 Oct 2025, 17:25, archived)
He could have caught HIV from a woman, he wasn't fussy

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 17:29, archived)
You've clearly never seen a prolapsed rectum

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 19:33, archived)
We've all seen that picture of spanishfly

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 21:04, archived)
That was a particularly bleak period in b3ta history when everyone was posting their prolapsed rectum selfies

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 21:36, archived)
...but looking at board now, those seem like halcyon days

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 22:34, archived)
Yes, during covid.
I did actually do one video consultation where a man showed me his bleeding haemorrhoids
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 1:13, archived)
I hope he successfully retrieved his GoPro

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 9:25, archived)
Nobody n to see the fall of anus

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 23:18, archived)
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 0:59, archived)
355/113

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 18:02, archived)
thumb bum

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 18:29, archived)
in the ring
tra la-la la-la
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 21:36, archived)
AFTERFUCKINGNOON YOU FREELOADING SHITEHAWKS

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 12:14, archived)
Congratulations on three years of miserable cuntitude.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 Oct 2025, 12:18, archived)
thank you

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 17:45, archived)
Bowel Edmonds

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 12:57, archived)
Bowel Gallagher

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 24 Oct 2025, 13:16, archived)
*chuckle*

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 17:45, archived)
The Big Lebowelski

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 13:26, archived)
Bowels Moving Castle

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 13:32, archived)
hahaha
fucking lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 13:33, archived)
*Arstle

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 Oct 2025, 14:35, archived)
Bowel and the Kings of Spain

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 13:36, archived)
Bowel to train your dragon

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 14:17, archived)
I'm on a bus, passing Busto Arsizio.
You couldn't make it up
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 14:22, archived)
I mean, someone did, it's all made up

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 14:51, archived)
Murder Most Bowel

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 14:24, archived)
Carrie & Bowel

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 14:30, archived)
Bowels House Party

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 14:35, archived)
This is the best image challenge in ages!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 14:49, archived)
Too brown

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 15:05, archived)
arsebowel dilbaro

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 24 Oct 2025, 15:00, archived)
Please be very quiet as if you were morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 5:53, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 6:10, archived)
Three candles!
Less successful Ronnies' sketch
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 6:19, archived)
the three ronnies

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 8:11, archived)
We have a right morning here don't we

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 24 Oct 2025, 7:13, archived)
We certainly morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 7:32, archived)
I'm morning as I type this

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 7:39, archived)
Sounds well morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 8:03, archived)
So very, very morning

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 7:46, archived)
The morningest

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 8:03, archived)
i've got a raging morning right now

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 8:12, archived)
is that a morning in your pocket?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 8:17, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 10:56, archived)
🔎

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 11:10, archived)
ah. a minimising glass. an apt precaution.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 21:37, archived)
dmorningedff

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 8:42, archived)
mehning,

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 8:43, archived)
MORNING

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 10:32, archived)

morning
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 11:10, archived)

I've got a miniature steering wheel in my trouser pocket. It's been driving me nuts all day!!!!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 24 Oct 2025, 11:16, archived)
GEOSTORM

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 11:23, archived)
James Sub-prime

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 Oct 2025, 11:55, archived)
James sub-Prime

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 24 Oct 2025, 12:11, archived)
jAMES SUB-pRIME

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 Oct 2025, 12:17, archived)
GEOBOWEL

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 12:03, archived)
I'm on my way to the airport. Looking forward to spending a week in the sun whilst back home the surgery implodes thanks to the recent contract changes.

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 11:46, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 13:34, archived)
Roll out the bowel, let's have a bowel of fun!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 1:35, archived)
trying to sleep m8i

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 3:19, archived)
This has come to my attention!
Stutter - too many t
Stammer - too many m
Lisp - why the s
Dyslexia - difficult spell
Fear of long words -
hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 23 Oct 2025, 20:37, archived)
Please be very quiet as if you were dead.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 23 Oct 2025, 20:39, archived)
That's easy for you to mmmnnnggghh

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 23 Oct 2025, 20:43, archived)
please be very dead as if you were quiet

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 21:29, archived)
a corpse is pretty noisy outside in the summer

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 21:29, archived)
I put the Sexy in Dyslexia

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 20:43, archived)
Cor!
and the tickle in sbricks
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 23 Oct 2025, 20:45, archived)
...and the 'sensual' in 'non-consensual'.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 23 Oct 2025, 21:29, archived)
in a narcissistic fashion
I've been looking through my 'popular' talk posts
they're mostly just calling you and brb cunts
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 21:52, archived)
doesn't say much for the rest of your comments

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 22:21, archived)
true

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 22:51, archived)
Not enough data there to reach that conclusion, particularly with the strong competing hypothesis that those might be very popular comments
I know what i meant, ok
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 23:53, archived)
Lithp

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 21:16, archived)
Stammmm-mmmm-mmmer
Sttttttu-tttttttt-er
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 23 Oct 2025, 21:22, archived)
i had a lisp when i was growing up
i went to speech school and got an S
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 21:31, archived)
"This has come to my attention! Stutter - too many t Stammer - too many m Lisp - why the s Dyslexia - difficult spell Fear of long words - hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia"?
Too many "This has come to my attention!
Stutter - too many t Stammer - too many m Lisp - why the s Dyslexia - difficult spell Fear of long words -
hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia"'s
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 22:46, archived)
Facebook fuck

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 0:10, archived)
Bowel Moat
Evening, I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 18:27, archived)
Camilla Parker Bowels

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 18:30, archived)
Millie Boweler

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 18:43, archived)
she's underage mate
and that name has been in my brain for a long time. v sad tbh.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 18:45, archived)
i bowel to your ineffable shitdom
or something i dunno
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 18:44, archived)
Enoch Bowel

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 18:44, archived)
The Notorious B.O.W.E.L.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 18:46, archived)
Queef, you mean.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 23 Oct 2025, 20:23, archived)
"I see rivers of shit"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 19:07, archived)
that's /talk for you mate

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 19:19, archived)
Louis Armstrongzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 19:20, archived)
Bowel Peralta

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 23 Oct 2025, 19:10, archived)
Peter Bowell

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 19:19, archived)
David Bowelie

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 20:00, archived)
Bowelhaus

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 19:37, archived)
Murder Most Bowel

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 20:09, archived)
The Boweling (werewolfs and that)

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 20:14, archived)
siouxsie and the bowelees

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 22:23, archived)
Grave Ball

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 23 Oct 2025, 15:09, archived)
Dave Bowel

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 15:12, archived)
He died a few days ago tho
www.bartlettnicholsfuneralhome.com/obituaries/david-ball-18/#!/TributeWall
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 15:14, archived)
That's no reason not to honour him with shit puns

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 15:16, archived)
TERRIBLE BULLYING OF THE RECENTLY DECEASED

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 16:45, archived)
and you've fucking doxxed him now?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 16:46, archived)
Rigid Cell

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 23 Oct 2025, 15:22, archived)
Say Hello, Grave Goodbye

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 15:25, archived)
Deceased Love

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 23 Oct 2025, 15:47, archived)
Karc Almond

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 15:26, archived)
Dead Thing

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 15:31, archived)
Deadsit Land

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 15:51, archived)
Stopped Erotic Cabaret

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 23 Oct 2025, 16:05, archived)
Ex Dwarf

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 16:08, archived)
This Last Night on Earth

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 16:27, archived)
Malcolm McBowel
Not really, hullo
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 14:02, archived)
Posting a poo? STOP!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 14:02, archived)
^ shitposter

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 14:25, archived)
heh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 14:29, archived)
Clockwork Orange (diarrhea)

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 14:26, archived)
JK Boweling

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 14:30, archived)
Artemis Bowel

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 15:09, archived)
Colon the Bowelbarian

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 15:14, archived)
finally had a bowel movement today
4 day wait :(
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 14:30, archived)
Constipation is a wholly alien concept to me

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 14:35, archived)
got me some prunes
should move things along
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 14:37, archived)
Get on the opiates mate

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 23 Oct 2025, 14:57, archived)
Oh, god, that's the main reason I didn't take cocodamol after I broke my shoulder
that and the out-of-it feeling. Didn't like that either. I did take half a tablet to get some sleep at night but that didn't bung me up.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 15:13, archived)
Hello

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 15:53, archived)
How's yer ma?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 16:00, archived)
Broken shoulder and a shitload of bruising
She is far from happy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 16:05, archived)
afternoon

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 23 Oct 2025, 12:31, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 12:32, archived)
Mornfterning

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 12:41, archived)
smegnoon

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 13:01, archived)
afterbowel

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 13:12, archived)
morning bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 6:52, archived)
gunt morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 6:58, archived)
morning scrote

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 7:12, archived)
Morning brilliance
Work offered me a days holiday - that fucking rain decided for me
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 23 Oct 2025, 7:29, archived)
Suspended without pay, gotcha

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 23 Oct 2025, 7:35, archived)
Another week nearly gone
life passing by.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 9:05, archived)
Two years today since my best pal croaked
Same for my brother on Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 9:18, archived)
Bummer
sorry to hear that.

Also, I had to do the send-a-poo-sample thing to check for bowling cancer too. It's not the most undignified thing I've done though.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 9:48, archived)
^ pot calling the kettle bummer

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 10:00, archived)
Bowling cancer

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 23 Oct 2025, 10:10, archived)
The Big Lebowelski

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 10:32, archived)
Bowel for Soup

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 10:54, archived)
Bowelling for Columbine

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 23 Oct 2025, 11:14, archived)
Simon Bowell

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 11:48, archived)
Ferruginous Pygmy Bowel

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 12:44, archived)
Remember when Prince changed his name to Symbowel?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 13:17, archived)
were they cursed by a witch?

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 18:28, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 10:45, archived)
I've been sent a bowel cancer screening kit by the NHS
By looks of it, I have to dig around in my shit and post it to them. Why have *you* lost all sense of human dignity lately?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 13:44, archived)
If I can't get a suitable shit out, I might have to hover like that for the whole afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 13:52, archived)
That's what Hitler said

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 13:57, archived)
I'm threatening to over-stool him

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 14:15, archived)
I would have thought it would be their job to screen you for bowel cancer. This DIY approach doesn't sit well with me.
What's next, they'll be asking you to do your own brain surgery?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 14:00, archived)
It's lazy, is what it is, Aardvark.
Don't tolerate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 14:01, archived)
He did his own prostate exam too.
No-one asked him to do it
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 15:57, archived)
I was just trying to help

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 17:07, archived)
The exam was alright
But the revision was a nightmare
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 17:48, archived)
When I last did that they "lost" the sample.
I don't bother with anything NHS now - worthless cretins. They keep bugging me about submitting blood pressure readings. They get told to jog on.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 14:00, archived)
Lol old

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 22 Oct 2025, 14:15, archived)
Stop talking shit, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 15:00, archived)
I used to like the NHS, but them losing that one stool sample has completely destroyed my faith in all modern medicine.
#MAHA #BringBackLeeches
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 15:03, archived)
clicky

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 15:39, archived)

They don't lose the samples, it's all a scam by some German scat fetishist who wants everyone to send him their poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 16:00, archived)
Moser is back

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 16:10, archived)
That is me m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 17:03, archived)
'brown gold'

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 21:46, archived)
texture like sun

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 23:02, archived)
Heave a Brown

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 23:35, archived)
Out of your bum

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 0:40, archived)
I did my own brain surgery
And I turned out just spatula
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 15:53, archived)
Well don't go moaning to them when you have a massive stroke

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 15:59, archived)
I'm having a massive stroke as I trpsad ashaf acn

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 15:59, archived)
I didn't say I don't have a GP at all :-p

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 0:15, archived)
I've done one of those
it was quite simple, don't be such a fanny
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 14:00, archived)
I'm not claiming it's a complex procedure

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 14:11, archived)
You should get one of those European toilets with the shit platform.
Your excrement sits there so you can inspect it before you flush. We had one in Croatia a couple of years ago, the turd I laid after a black risotto was blacker than the Disaster Area stunt ship.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 14:11, archived)
Ze Germans love a shit platform bog don't they
The dirty old bollockses
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 14:17, archived)
When my German housemates moved in with me in 1998
the first thing Oliver did was replace the toilet seat with his oh-so-hilarious barbed-wire-in-transparent-plastic one. He took it away when he left. When I visited them in Emden ten years later, it was still in use. They got divorced later, I'm pretty sure he'll have got custody.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 14:23, archived)
I had one of those in my first place
In '97. Made my boyfriend very uncomfortable, which was exactly the point.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 16:18, archived)
Should Mrs Tea and I ever get divorced,
I'm going to make sure I get custardy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 22 Oct 2025, 16:36, archived)
Get custard in your ears and you'll be a trifle deaf!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 22 Oct 2025, 17:07, archived)
Har har! That's totally dibnah!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 22 Oct 2025, 18:38, archived)
The dutch too, when i was there at least. The shit shelf.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 14:29, archived)
Ball slapper
When your turd stands on end on the shit shelf, then teeters over and slaps your balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 20:05, archived)

When your turd stands on end on the shit shelf, then teeters over and slaps your balls. a cha cha chaa
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 20:18, archived)
GERMAN SHITMAGS

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 22 Oct 2025, 15:22, archived)
Because I'm still posting here after well over 20 years.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 22 Oct 2025, 14:22, archived)
I did a spunk, and shit came out my helmit

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 15:02, archived)
"Congratulations, you don't have bowel cancer. And, you're pregnant!"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 15:04, archived)
It's my birthday
And I have a grand total of one birthday card. My "best friend" was supposed to be taking me for a meal this evening, but she got paid yesterday and spent the whole night on it with her prick of a boyfriend. She'll be passed out on his bed by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 15:52, archived)
Happy Birthday!
I don't have any friends, just dependents and some casual acquaintances I see in the pub. Friends are shit and rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 16:12, archived)
Thanks
Going for a meal with my parents instead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 16:16, archived)
The baby has been singing happy birthday to me for 3 hours
Dad doesn't want to go out, so I'm going for a meal with my mum and sister
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 17:01, archived)
Happy birthday!
Do something good and not something shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 16:21, archived)
Hpbd m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 17:08, archived)
Things took a turn for the worse
We had to go through a shopping centre to get to the restaurant. Mum stumbled and fell and has most likely broken her arm. 2+hours waiting for an ambulance so far, we can't move her, she's in too much pain.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 20:35, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 22 Oct 2025, 21:51, archived)
Blocked the so-called "friend"
After giving her a mouthful, of course
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 22:57, archived)
Oh fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 23:05, archived)
Just do it. Really pisses me off when people don't bother and then come in with symptoms of deadly bum cancer and I'm all like "Great, so now I have to prod your bumhole AND you still have to do the shit in the post thing anyway".

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 15:55, archived)
Think it should be just poo it . Nike might complain tho

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 16:29, archived)
I've done it
I don't have to like it
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 17:11, archived)
You gonna go see the Wu tang?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 18:06, archived)
might leave that in the past
saw a near full crew lineup in some weird club in Leicester Square in the 90s, it was fucking amazing and there's no way another outing will be as good. Not sure though, you?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 19:11, archived)
Dunno. I've seen the videos

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 19:57, archived)
It'll make a nice change posting it to someone that actually asked for it

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 17:06, archived)
Something a bit different I suppose

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 17:10, archived)
I just want to say well done all, this thread was very good

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 20:22, archived)
NOT something it's been possible to say all that often recently eh

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 20:22, archived)
Calm down vlad

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 21:13, archived)
xxxxxx mongy xxxxxxx

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 20:24, archived)
I genuinely don't think I could do that without throwing up.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 20:34, archived)
Bruv it was 'not ideal'
And I forgot to post it so I have a tiny swab of my faeces in my coat pocket. As I say, not ideal
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 23:43, archived)
It's certainly sub-optimal at best.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 23:43, archived)
Sub-prime, one might say

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 23:58, archived)
alright Bob Todd

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 10:56, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 1:41, archived)
Did he hover like that for the whole afternoon?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 12:00, archived)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 12:21, archived)
Running backs can have breakaway rushes that go far outside their average. And here I thought Purple Jesus gained exactly 4.6 yards on each carry.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 12:37, archived)
^ True student of the game.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 12:38, archived)
^Butkus adherent

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 12:41, archived)
^ Lunchpail mendicant

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 12:43, archived)
Please try to grow up. You lot act like stupid kids.

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 12:24, archived)
But if we grow up, we’ll be too old to play with sticklebricks :(

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 12:38, archived)
Painars in the ainars

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 12:37, archived)
reminds me, baby of you

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 12:40, archived)
Did you threaten to hoverrule him?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 22 Oct 2025, 12:40, archived)
I did not overrule him.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 12:41, archived)
Yes
He had beans for breakfast and spent the day like a guff-powered hovercraft.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 13:03, archived)
we have a right laugh here don't we

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 22 Oct 2025, 13:35, archived)
please sirs, can i have some morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 6:06, archived)
MORE?!??!!(ning)

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 6:14, archived)
Not you.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 22 Oct 2025, 7:11, archived)
like you're any better

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 7:45, archived)
I did not imply, you should not infer.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 22 Oct 2025, 7:49, archived)
I'm saying Hitler and you can't stop me

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 10:22, archived)
That's what Hitler said

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 10:28, archived)
Did he hover like that for the whole two hours?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 10:57, archived)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 10:57, archived)
Did you threaten to overrule him?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 10:58, archived)
I did not overrule him.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 22 Oct 2025, 10:58, archived)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 11:08, archived)
Did he hover like that for the whole two hours?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 11:11, archived)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 11:17, archived)
Did you threaten to stick your willy in some raspberry jam and write rude words on his car with it?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 11:23, archived)
A defender would grab onto an opponent's lunchpail in the middle of a play

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 11:50, archived)
The commitment to this bit is unrivaled.
This team is full of “high-motor guys.”
Real gym rats. First one in, last one out.
High football IQ. True students of the game.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 12:34, archived)
You may not

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 8:05, archived)
Depends.
Will you use it wisely or just fritter it away? This will affect my answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 8:09, archived)
No Cunt, you can have detention for being a little prick

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 8:18, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 8:40, archived)
Help yourself. Went to see Brett McKenzie last night
he was meant to do 90 minutes but went for well over two hours so can't knock the show in terms of value for money! Also, 8 of them on the stage - really good band behind him and a great sound. Very funny guy. Excellent musician.
postimg.cc/t11MLPK8
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 9:03, archived)
Did he hover like that for the whole two hours?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 9:06, archived)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 9:43, archived)
Did he hover like that for the whole two hours?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 9:45, archived)
He appears to be hovering in your photo.
Either that or he's got a guitar shoved up his arse holding him in place.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 9:46, archived)
No wait, obviously I'm wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 9:46, archived)
It's a bass, not a guitar.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 9:47, archived)
garold, you mean.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 10:03, archived)
He's more of a trumpet man, I think.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 22 Oct 2025, 10:29, archived)
Bagpiper, I'd heard.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 10:50, archived)
He was playing a fish?
He IS talented!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 10:03, archived)
He’s been practicing his scales

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 10:04, archived)
Did he hover like that for the whole two hours?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 10:22, archived)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 10:27, archived)
Did you threaten to overrule him?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 10:33, archived)
I did not overrule him.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 11:07, archived)
Ainars Bumbieris
app.chartmetric.com/artist/9418446
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 16:58, archived)
what were you searching for, etc

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 17:12, archived)
HE WAS SEARCHING FOR AINARS BUMBIERIS CAN'T YOU FUCKING READ

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 0:08, archived)
I'm enjoying his Mana Balss right now!

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 17:27, archived)
Eh, he's no Arseboon Dilbaro, that's for sure.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 21 Oct 2025, 17:33, archived)
*something about bum notes*

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 17:42, archived)
brown noise parps

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 17:43, archived)
Close (to the Anus)

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 17:44, archived)
^ the Fart of Noise

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 20:53, archived)
Enjoy the Flatulence

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 21 Oct 2025, 20:42, archived)
Turds are very unnecessary

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 20:51, archived)
Poo Life

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 20:54, archived)
Music for the Gases

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 21 Oct 2025, 21:05, archived)
Street Guff

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 21:29, archived)
Constipation

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 21:58, archived)
I Feel Poo

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 21 Oct 2025, 23:18, archived)
KNOBSACK©.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 0:08, archived)
Ladies and gentlemen, the inimitable comedy stylings of Mark 'Jabberwoc' Woods!
b3ta.com/search/posts/37765
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 6:37, archived)
Comedy gold.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 1:35, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 21 Oct 2025, 18:28, archived)
Aldolfo 'Shabba Doo' Quinones

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 19:39, archived)
Dick 'Went' Butkus

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 20:46, archived)
Not that anyone cares but I’ve just seen The Divine Comedy in York and they were fucking brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 23:14, archived)
I care
that sounds ace and I'm envious
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 6:15, archived)
It was ace

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 8:05, archived)
I have limited tolerance for their recorded output, but I'm sure they put on a good show.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 9:42, archived)
Neil Hannon always comes across as an insufferably smug wanker.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 22 Oct 2025, 10:13, archived)
6am. Get the fuck out of bed you layabouts
morning, I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 6:00, archived)
It's my day off
So of course I'm up with the Partridge. Ffs
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 6:35, archived)
always the way
Enjoy your day off
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 6:47, archived)
Lee Quinones has an art show in town, might check it out
Not to be confused with Aldolfo 'Shabba Doo' Quinones, obv
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 7:00, archived)
I prefer Aldolfo 'Shabba Doo' Quinones' earlier work

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 9:43, archived)
he's been a bit quiet for the last few years

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 10:49, archived)
Adolfo 'Skele Ton' Quinones

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 11:14, archived)
Adolfo 'Shabba Don't' Quinones

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 11:17, archived)
I prefer Ainars Bumbieris

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 17:01, archived)
Uh oh
I need to go and stop the postman
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 10:58, archived)
jonah louizzzzzzz

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 12:44, archived)
I can recommend a cracking owl sanctuary.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 21 Oct 2025, 7:26, archived)
If they're past the egg stage, it's probably too late to crack them.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 8:33, archived)
I can recommend cracking an owl into a glass of Red Stripe.
Fantastic hangover cure.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 8:50, archived)
Barn?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 10:59, archived)
I was going to ask "Barn, Tawny or Eagle?"
but then went down a mental rabbit hole of thinking it sounded like a law firm, and started imagining other owl legal firms and then decided that if I continued I would have to delete my account and kill myself.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 11:16, archived)
don't let that stop you

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 12:26, archived)
Careful now.
Think for a moment what this would do the spanishfly-to everyone-else ratio.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 21 Oct 2025, 12:53, archived)
The tawny owl is the ideal pocket owl.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 11:38, archived)
Screech.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 12:12, archived)
Teat

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 12:13, archived)
If yours crack, you need to wash them more often.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 12:33, archived)
Ferruginous Pygmy or GTFO

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 12:18, archived)
Owl drink to that
but srsly I saw some in AZ, they are sweet, have you seen those little ground-nesting owls they have in Florida?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 13:54, archived)
WELL HAVE YOU??

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 14:04, archived)
Last time I was in Florida was in 1982, I genuinely don't remember.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 14:16, archived)
I'm never going to get closure on this am I

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 14:44, archived)
Not until I go back to Florida, and I'm not risking that for the next few years at least

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 16:06, archived)
Do they nest in AZholes?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 16:02, archived)
This was intended to be a set up for an hilarious joke
And you all failed. Shame on you
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 13:13, archived)
Fred?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 13:50, archived)
I can't think of anything else, can you give us a clue?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 14:24, archived)
No, you had your chance

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 15:36, archived)
Aha!

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 21 Oct 2025, 8:50, archived)
What bird would you prefer to be up with?
Eh? EH?!
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 11:39, archived)

Linda Lusardi, I bet!!!!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 21 Oct 2025, 12:40, archived)
67 years old

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 14:01, archived)
Morning
Been awake since 5, couldn't get back to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 9:03, archived)
LAYABOUT FROM MY BINS

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 21 Oct 2025, 9:04, archived)
I set the bread maker to knock out a loaf at 6.30am
so I took the bread out and went back to bed for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 9:05, archived)
I knocked out a loaf at 6:30am IYKWIM

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 9:07, archived)
The one in our house smelled nicer

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 9:38, archived)
I've had limited success with bread makers
Panasonic are apparently the daddies but i haven't got one
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 13:31, archived)
Picked one up through facebook marketplace for £15 a couple of years ago
have been using it about twice a week since. Now I've worked out a recipe that makes bread the way we like consistently it's great. I have done a couple of variations - date and walnut bread is popular - but it's usually the same thing. #excitingbreadtalk
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 13:37, archived)
I had one a long time ago, fully automated disappointment in a box

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 13:50, archived)
b3ta, you mean.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 13:51, archived)
b3taboxing

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 14:02, archived)
I was given a bargain basement one last year and it worked like a charm until a couple of weeks ago
the trouble is they making tiny loafs and there's a hole at the bottom of the loaf where the paddle is.

It made fucking great bread for toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 15:27, archived)
I haven’t slept yet
fucking insomnia sucks
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 12:06, archived)
Piss off spanishfly

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 21 Oct 2025, 12:40, archived)
I've spent the past few months being bombarded with adverts for Heidi AI, a digital healthcare scribe made by an Australian company.
Today was no different, except they've suddenly dubbed over the Australian guy to make him sound English.

Might actually buy it now
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 15:29, archived)
you see adverts?
skill issue
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 17:02, archived)
I've finally got my remaining records out to sell. It's nice having a massive clear out. Do you enjoy a massive clear out?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 22:19, archived)
I'll be 50 on Saturday, had an urge to collect more physical music over the last few years.
Dunno what stage of midlife crisis that is, maybe I'll want to get rid of it all in a year or two.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 22:34, archived)
Early stage 1, mild symptoms, get younger now and you'll avoid the worst of it. At least, that's the thinking that leads to stage 2.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 22:36, archived)
I just turned 45.
Had a big spot on my shoulder on the morning of my birthday.

At this rate I might be done with puberty by the time I hit 60.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 20 Oct 2025, 22:39, archived)
Or another bath, whatever sooner

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 23:20, archived)
Being a more or less functional adult I shower every day, so I doubt it's that.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 20 Oct 2025, 23:22, archived)
Dunno how you are working out 50 as your midlife

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 23:21, archived)
going to live to a hundred obvs, durr.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 1:13, archived)
I figure it goes from around 30-50, 40 is the mid-point.
Answering my own question there, I must be at the end of it.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 6:12, archived)
lold

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 0:52, archived)
I'll be 51 tomorrow
I'm not as into music as I am DVD's, but I've been collecting them for about 20 years
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 11:37, archived)
I got rid of almost everything I'd accumlated so far when I moved over here.
Some of the stuff I've lost I regret to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 22:38, archived)
There is honestly nothing I need of miss. Just old memories wrapped up in objects. I'm just shifting the objects

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 23:18, archived)
Honestly no, I like accumulating stuff.
I don’t know why, maybe I’m mentally ill or just programmed to be a good little capitalist drone.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 22:40, archived)
Capitalism these days is more about getting rid of everything you own and just renting things or subscribing to services, though.
So I wouldn't worry about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 20 Oct 2025, 22:57, archived)
Yeah, consumer society is to consume, not collecting

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 23:19, archived)
On a personal level that’s reassuring
though somewhat damning of society at large, which comes with its own set of worries.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 0:12, archived)
I like things, never been a fan of the ephemeral nature of digital 'ownership'.
Middle-aged bloke though, what do you expect.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 22:58, archived)
I expect an interest in pretentious beer and unnecessarily complicated barbecueing techniques,
and a lingering sense that you will never entirely cease to be at least a little bit in love with Gillian Anderson.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 20 Oct 2025, 23:11, archived)
Mentally ill

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 23:22, archived)
Yeah that was my suspicion.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 0:10, archived)
Paranoid too.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 0:40, archived)
AaaaaAAaannNNnnnNnDDddrrRRroOoiiiiIIIiiiiiiiddDD

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 1:52, archived)
^frowning all the time

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 21 Oct 2025, 7:45, archived)
So. after years of owning a Samsung Galaxy, I decided to change and get an iphone
BIG MISTAKE!!
Samsung are far superior.I'm taking it back tomorrow. DISCUSS!
(Planearm, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 16:22, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8459695
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 16:27, archived)
Don't like either.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 16:33, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8459684
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 16:45, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8459685
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 20 Oct 2025, 16:52, archived)
Ok we’ve discussed and concluded that you’re a fucking stupid fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 17:06, archived)
Cheers Cheers.

(Planearm, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 17:14, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 18:31, archived)
Haha, Apple ho.
I've had my S10 for six years now and it's still going strong.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 20 Oct 2025, 17:19, archived)
My workplace issued me an iPhone
- not only is it kind of shit in itself, but it's also associated with toil and graft.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 17:40, archived)
rare earths yeah

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 18:15, archived)
It's nice
that nothing round here changes very much.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 18:18, archived)
The sheer stubborn lack of evolution here would have given Darwin himself some doubts.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 18:23, archived)

Haven't been on in months and the first thing I saw was someone calling Spanishfly a paedo. Heartwarming, like an episode of Cheers.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 18:28, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 18:30, archived)
Cheers

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 19:25, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 20:15, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 20 Oct 2025, 20:27, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 20:47, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 20:48, archived)
Alright ocsp you weirdo

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 20 Oct 2025, 19:27, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 20:48, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 20:48, archived)
Yes, you are a big mistake

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 19:47, archived)
Not so much a mistake
as an error, I feel.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 20 Oct 2025, 20:28, archived)
Error Flynn

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 20:54, archived)
Denholm Errorott

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 20:54, archived)
Error and Ernie

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 20:55, archived)
Kenny Errorett

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 20:56, archived)
Jasper Cerrortt

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 20:58, archived)
Russell Bwrong

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 21:49, archived)
Along with dreams, discussions about mobile phones are just about the most boring on the fucking planet
I hope this helps
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 19:54, archived)
what about people telling you their dreams featuring mobile phones

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 21:40, archived)
just imagine that

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 21:40, archived)
lol I just tried to imagine it for entertainment purposes but unfortunately my automatic writing
became such an instant insight into my current psychic landscape that I decided to quit while I was ahead and stfu
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 21:43, archived)

for the first time ever
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 21:43, archived)
Imagine if you hadn’t!

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 22:39, archived)
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDVVVVVVAAAAAARRRRRRRrrrrrr

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 12:29, archived)
k

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 12:29, archived)
afternoon you miserabouts

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 12:13, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 12:17, archived)
mr horrible

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 12:23, archived)
Afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 12:27, archived)
I have just been to the doctors
What resource have you wasted today?
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 12:51, archived)
You're a massive paedo.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 20 Oct 2025, 12:52, archived)
Great isn’t it

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 13:08, archived)
Fuck off you retard

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 13:07, archived)
Fuck you

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 13:08, archived)
Ugh what's this?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 15:58, archived)
A waste of a doctor's time and resources.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 16:09, archived)
-a doctor's time +the planet’s

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 17:05, archived)

doctor's time and resources

mino acids
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 20 Oct 2025, 18:17, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 13:07, archived)
LEST WE FORGET
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=37792
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 13:22, archived)
*prince*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 13:40, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 14:56, archived)
RIP Pizza Hut

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 15:49, archived)
Pizza Shut

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 15:49, archived)
STAR WARS

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 15:53, archived)
At-peace-a Hut

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 16:09, archived)
don't sweat it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 18:19, archived)
I was going to do something like that, but apparently that was Pizza Express.
You fucking stupid fucking cunt.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 19:33, archived)
I really should have known, a man of that stature is Pizza Express all the way.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 20:39, archived)
I'll be honest, I had no idea there was a difference

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 22:10, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8459713
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 23:26, archived)
by the look of the popular page
spanishfly is back
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 16:25, archived)
actual lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 18:16, archived)
Was it "Piss off spanishfly" that gave it away?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 20 Oct 2025, 18:36, archived)
ah
I hadn't scrolled that far but it's definitely a help
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 19:50, archived)
Unfortunately it doesn't seem to be helping, he came back

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 22:01, archived)
But the cunt came back, the very next day...
The cunt came back - they thought he was a gonner!

(Etc.)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 20 Oct 2025, 22:37, archived)

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