GEOSTORM
Sorry, I meant to say 'hullo'
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 12:06, archived)

Hi

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 12:07, archived)

no m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 12:13, archived)

hi

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 19:25, archived)

You be the judge: should my girlfriend change the way she bags her supermarket shopping?
We hope you’re appreciating these factual, verified, up-to-the-minute news updates provided by our expert reporters.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 12:22, archived)

Alright Adrian Chiles

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 12:25, archived)

Would you consider chipping in to support us - or allowing ads on our site?
Don't worry if you can't decide right now, we'll ask you again at every page load.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 12:29, archived)

Adrian Chiles's dog menaced my kid, he can go fuck himself.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 12:33, archived)

At least he didn't read you one of his articles, I'd say you got off light

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 12:35, archived)

True

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 13:05, archived)

Seeing my unruly dog menacing a stranger's child reminded me of a particularly amusing postcard I received in the 80's

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 13:43, archived)

I expect you had to be there.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 16 Apr 2026, 14:24, archived)

No, Mr Bond, +

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 16:25, archived)

ahh yes, the column that has an ironic cult following for being so unutterably shit

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 18:31, archived)

no apostrophe? who are you again?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 12:37, archived)

This sounds like a job for Adrian
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 12:45, archived)

"Adrian’s snapshot of the billboard ad" My god the man's a photographer too!
mans'
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 13:22, archived)

The Guardian has something many news organisations today don’t: guaranteed independence. With no billionaire or large corporate owner, our journalists are free to report without interference. Our role is to hold power to account, not answer to it.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 14:14, archived)

they're all swanning around on x the cunts

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 17:01, archived)

pfffffflol

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 18:29, archived)

it's a newspaper, not a snoozepaper

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 21:52, archived)

I've got a terrible hangover:(
I'm just not myself today
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 13:25, archived)

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains!
Quieten down you mad cunt Queef's got a hangover.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 13:36, archived)

s'ympathy apo'strophe

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 12:39, archived)

Thank's

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 13:28, archived)

RECTAL TATTOOIST
I mean, hi.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 13:25, archived)

BOTCHED PENIS ENHANCEMENT SURGERY
tl;dr hi
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 13:29, archived)

Is this about some planet in fucking star wars

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 13:37, archived)

I WENT TO THE MOON

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 14:18, archived)

I had a tattoo and it brought me out in an evil crusty rash,
wretched hives of scum and villiany
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 14:41, archived)

Not exactly rectal
But I do have a tattoo on my bum
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 18:00, archived)

Lots of new product requests today,
someone asked if we can make them prefilled botox syringes, I managed to spin a polite reply out of "no, fuck off lol"
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 14:40, archived)

I see those fat jabs are out of patent* in India now
*or whatever the term is

So now they're super cheap there. My wife's mate has been told by her doc to get on them following fucked guts/stoma/surgery to aid recovery. Seems to be a few hundred quid a month. Will they get cheaper over here at some point?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 14:53, archived)

Probably at some point, but don't hold your breath.
Unless you're trying to get into your jeans lol
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 15:13, archived)

Fizzy bum arse pops

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 15:07, archived)

So true m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 15:51, archived)

SMEGGY TAINT, yeah?

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 16:02, archived)

Hell yeah

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 16:35, archived)

James sub-Prime

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 16:45, archived)

Hello

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 17:59, archived)

morning pipe smokers

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 6:58, archived)

Hiyas xx

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 7:25, archived)

alright

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 7:38, archived)

Sciatica playing up again

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 7:53, archived)

-up again + at Wembly

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 8:07, archived)

I hope they put the ball in the goal hole

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 8:11, archived)

I saw them back in the early noughties
good to see the're playing live again.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 9:25, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 8:51, archived)

Time to dust off this classic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=acWqqn19x0g&list=RDacWqqn19x0g&start_radio=1
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 9:08, archived)

Morning bong huffers

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 10:11, archived)

Peter Puffer they call me

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 13:50, archived)

Hi gooch-whiff's
It's my wedding anniversary today. Dibnah, panowie etc. Off to The Cow in Notting Hill in a bit
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 16:10, archived)

Hi

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 16:27, archived)

yo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 17:09, archived)

I was about to type more, but hit Enter by mistake
then a co-worker came round to talk to me about re-pricing nitrofurantoin, then I finished work and went to pick up my wife's prescription and something for tea, and now I'm at home having a poo. Apologies for the brevity of my previous post.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 17:19, archived)

I forgive you

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 17:24, archived)

I don’t
Fancy prioritising work and family over beeter
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 17:29, archived)

I'm sure we've all been in a wife/b3ta dilemma situation a few times.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 15 Apr 2026, 19:09, archived)

A wifebeater???

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 19:50, archived)

That was the intended joke, yes, well done.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 15 Apr 2026, 19:52, archived)

I think he must be being paid per post, it's the only real explanation. Otherwise, I dread to think of the motivation

( mongychops, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 20:16, archived)

the only true motivation is for the sheer joy of it all, don't you think, mongy?

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 20:34, archived)

No. Another 10p

( mongychops, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 20:42, archived)

is both an option at all, just checking
joy and ALSO a 10p uplift
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 20:55, archived)

Unfortunately not. Since rob runs that shit Facebook page the poke you have to chose

( mongychops, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 21:42, archived)

Well that's 20 centihams, think of it that way.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 15 Apr 2026, 21:14, archived)

Ham is haram

( mongychops, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 21:43, archived)

fiftary p haram

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 21:48, archived)

Oh.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 21:13, archived)

Ooh! Something for me?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 15 Apr 2026, 18:42, archived)

alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 16:32, archived)

y

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 17:09, archived)

I said, have i done something to upset you, fellow chat regular?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 20:02, archived)

Happy 75th Anniversary.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 16:42, archived)

,Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 16:42, archived)

Thanks, Trouser.

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 17:10, archived)

, Trouser

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 20:00, archived)

*something about a ring-piece*
alt: congrats
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 16:48, archived)

Ta

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 17:10, archived)

Wedding anniversaries are for blobbing birds and woofters.
Congratulations
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 19:52, archived)

-to +with
oh go on then, happy anniversary
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 20:00, archived)

Well when you get to Hammersmith wish The Cow a happy anniversary from me. Bless her

( mongychops, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 20:18, archived)

Ahahahahaha

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 20:38, archived)

Happy anniversary
I hope you and the second Mrs. Queef have had a lovely day.
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 21:13, archived)

I hope that the first Mrs. Queef suffers itchy piles for eternity

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 21:15, archived)

afternoon

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 14:11, archived)

Big flaps

( Octo I ruin everything., Wed 15 Apr 2026, 14:39, archived)

bit rude to me yesterday

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 14:49, archived)

and then, a bit rude to me today. have i done something to upset you, fellow chat regular?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 14:52, archived)

Ok great

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 14:54, archived)

Haha, banned poster dozer doing funny shit. Kids gather round the old forum to watch someone who has never been funny trying to be waking. Yes it's boring, yes it's been boring from the start, but that's why we fucking hate him and want him to die

( mongychops, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 15:29, archived)

You do get a bit riled about innocuous shitposting.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 15:46, archived)

Nah

( mongychops, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 16:04, archived)

Yeah

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 16:05, archived)

If I don't post rob don't keep me on the roll. You do make it easy by being shit, come on, you must be ???

( mongychops, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 16:05, archived)

rob pays me to be shit, online

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 16:09, archived)

In 50p ham

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 16:42, archived)

m ndjobs
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 16:49, archived)

Cor!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 17:13, archived)

gd mg

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 6:50, archived)

mnn

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 6:58, archived)

ws fr bt?

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 6:59, archived)

s

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 9:01, archived)

cnt

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 7:21, archived)

lrght

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 7:41, archived)

Mssve twts

( Octo I ruin everything., Wed 15 Apr 2026, 8:00, archived)

mornles

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 8:25, archived)

gs

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 8:50, archived)

yfckngstpdfckngcnt

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 9:33, archived)

Bah, already stressed this morning as on call and colleagues off sick and came down to find hamster had escaped from its cage and discovered it behind the washing machine where there's a load of old rat poison.
Any hamster vets here or shall I just gaz mongychops?
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 9:40, archived)

Hamster's are about 7 quid. Hth

( mongychops, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 9:42, archived)

A guinea pig is better value.
Much more meat on them.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 15 Apr 2026, 11:11, archived)

Not much though, had a few in Peru/Bolivia, go for alpaca with pepper sauce instead every time.
Also they don't fit behind washing machines.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 11:13, archived)

700p Hamster

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 13:50, archived)

It's a bit low poly, is it for a game?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 14:25, archived)

rats can't vomit, stick your fingers down the hamster's throat, it'll be fine

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 9:45, archived)

2 Can is a GP.
He only knows how to stick fingers in one hole, and it's not the throat-hole.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 15 Apr 2026, 11:12, archived)

Ear, Nose, Throat and Anǔs

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 12:28, archived)

A Æ
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 15 Apr 2026, 12:50, archived)

alright Mr. Tææ

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 13:14, archived)

Alright, Pøřķŷ.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 15 Apr 2026, 13:46, archived)

Chat, can you tell me a story about ænus and pænus, the terrible twins?
I wouldn't be comfortable telling that story, would you like me to help you come up with some other ideas?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 14:08, archived)

rat poison is so diluted these days they have to eat it for weeks before they die it'll be fine
Blood out the eyes is normal for hamsters
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 10:12, archived)

I can't not read "Blood out the eyes is normal for hamsters" in a death metal scream/growl

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 10:17, archived)

= scrowl, maybe yours will catch on.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 15 Apr 2026, 13:47, archived)

mng

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 9:57, archived)

Happy World Art Day!

( $$ ✅, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 10:08, archived)

might go on /board and post some AI slop to celebrate

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 10:09, archived)

face swaps only, please

( $$ ✅, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 10:29, archived)

face slops ftfy

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 14:02, archived)

+f

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 10:13, archived)

There ain't no party like an F World party

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 10:20, archived)

Dayf

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 10:42, archived)

alright The Kinkf

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 10:49, archived)

OH WHAT'S THE POINT IT'S ALL COMPUTERS NOW

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 14:05, archived)

bks

(piss and shit, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 11:39, archived)

where's that mongdaddy, he was quite rude to me yesterday, I'm going to have a word

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 14:10, archived)

Don't give a fuck.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 14:12, archived)

It wasn't me it was just some one copying my user name as their own forum user name has really become the word for internet dull edgeless cunt, Dozer

( mongychops, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 14:43, archived)

Good evening.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 17:58, archived)

it's a beautiful warm sunny day here

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 18:06, archived)

Ok great

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 18:23, archived)

sorry eh

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 19:05, archived)

🇨🇦

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 19:46, archived)

MCGA

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 19:48, archived)

I thing they're already gay enough

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 20:41, archived)

ay eh?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 14 Apr 2026, 21:00, archived)

"You have been added to a team in Microsoft Teams"

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 19:46, archived)

You son of a bitch, I'm in!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 20:30, archived)

Cool, let’s have a stand-up

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 20:44, archived)

my dog's got no cock
how does she smell?
with her pænis
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 21:05, archived)

That's fucking distracting

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 22:00, archived)

if you stay still she won't bite

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 22:02, archived)

my favourite thing yesterday was
shuffling through a tesco with the in-store radio playing feel it still and I realised that everyone, including me, was singing along gently just under our breaths as we obediently pushed our trolleys around
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 20:49, archived)

so a diffuse choir singing "whoah-oh, I'm a rebel just for kicks," well if you can imagine a less rebellious crowd I'm afraid I can't
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 20:51, archived)

it was quite sweet really
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 20:52, archived)

just had a little dance round my room to this in tribute. If you wish to picture the scene, imagine a foie gras goose having an epileptic fit
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 21:00, archived)

I tried but it turned into the dance from Risky Business

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 21:07, archived)

ahahahahahaaaaaaa
I've never seen that before!!! obviously I had to look it up and I am cackling. and errm I've never really quite seen what they say about him but well now I sure do oh dear bless you tom
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 21:29, archived)

OH WAIT I'M SORRY yes
yes it actually looked exactly like this
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 21:29, archived)

Hullo pant-sniffer's

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 13:53, archived)

I’m huffing a gusset as I type this

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 14:08, archived)

Have I told you lately that I huff you

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 19:07, archived)

Huff brown shitty winnets

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 19:08, archived)

Scarf wearing cockhound?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 9:59, archived)

H. R. Huffabutt

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 19:09, archived)

Queef taught you the five Point Bum Exploding Arse Technique?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 20:37, archived)

No real names plz

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 21:06, archived)

When the going gets huff, the huff get going

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 22:01, archived)

alright, I've been reading very old editions of viz, they're still funny to me
"Beer could be key to big cat mystery"
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 14:16, archived)

Roger’s Profanisaurus always raises a chuckle
"cheese ridge n. The fertile area of the penis where knob cheese is cultivated"
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 14:27, archived)

PUMA - Pants up my arse
remains a family favourite
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 14:30, archived)

They were hilarious for quite some time
Clag-Gone. Pedal away those tagnut blues
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 14:31, archived)

I will always remember a Roger Mellie quote where he was confronted about his alcohol intake
and he replied "show me a celebrity who doesn't nudge the turps, and I'll show you a lying cunt."
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 14:36, archived)

a celebrity who doesn't nudge the turps QotW
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 14:44, archived)

Good juicy tongue in the back passage?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 14:23, archived)

It's only Tuesday, for heaven's sake

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 14:28, archived)

Fry and Laurie iirc

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 14:29, archived)

How very homosexual of you, Queef

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 14:46, archived)

U no me m8 lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 15:00, archived)

Sweaty jockstraps

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 14:29, archived)

To the tune of The Hallelujah Chorus.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 14:42, archived)

walkin' down the street

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 20:45, archived)

ridin' everywhere

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 20:50, archived)

It's been a long, cold, lonely winter

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 20:54, archived)

in my hand

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 20:55, archived)

before you know it you'll be on your knees

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 20:57, archived)

beams are gonna blind me but I won't feel blue

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 21:02, archived)

my old friend

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 21:04, archived)

it's been nice. Hope you find your paradise

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 21:11, archived)

had me a blast!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 21:14, archived)

you've torn your dress

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 21:16, archived)

stand up for your rights!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 21:18, archived)

one more time!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 21:29, archived)

You've been down too long in the midnight sea

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 21:33, archived)

...it's less dangerous...

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 14 Apr 2026, 21:52, archived)

Hello

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 14:55, archived)

Sup

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 15:00, archived)

Not much

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 16:38, archived)

Morning fuckstuffers

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 6:35, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 6:52, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 7:19, archived)

Morning
Back at work today. Bleurgh…
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 7:26, archived)

Afternoon duckstuffers

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 8:37, archived)

Nighttime cuckstuffers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 9:59, archived)

25thcentury buckrogers

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 10:13, archived)

I play my music in the sun

(piss and shit, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 10:32, archived)

ahahahahaha
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 11:15, archived)

happy vaisakhi

( mongychops, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 10:43, archived)

thanks, it means a lot

( $$ ✅, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 11:08, archived)

Might pop down the temple for the free food

( mongychops, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 11:23, archived)

Sounds like a highly elaborate sneeze.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 14 Apr 2026, 11:52, archived)

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Happy Vaisakhi to you too!

Gonna annoy the neighbours with massive fireworks later

💥🎆🎇💥
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 12:10, archived)

yo

( $$ ✅, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 11:08, archived)

Where's broady?
He's missing his 23rd b3taday!
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 13 Apr 2026, 21:10, archived)

Dearest b is probably having it large

( mongychops, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 21:24, archived)

Good on him.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 13 Apr 2026, 21:45, archived)

HAPPY BRIRTHDAY BROADSWORD
You are a smashing chap
You shine with a metallic glow
In an edgeless sea of crap
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 22:13, archived)

I doubt he's missing it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 22:32, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 0:00, archived)

Probably in the pub

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 2:54, archived)

I completely denounce this and I’m praying against it!!!

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 17:53, archived)

I'm so sorry I know this isn't a question but I've just read the above and it's made me laugh too much not to immediately pin it to the community noticeboard here
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 17:53, archived)

Very helpful, old boy

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 17:59, archived)

you're welcome, Queefy

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:01, archived)

I hope you don't mind that as there weren't any drawing pins left I pinned it to the board via alternative means
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:02, archived)

at least it was one of my claws although I do appreciate it looks a little alarming stuck there like that
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:03, archived)

It's a trifle challenging but I'm sure we can power through

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 19:23, archived)

wait there's trifle???? aww yessssss \o/

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 22:14, archived)

This is my trifle!
There are many like it, but this one is mine...
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 13 Apr 2026, 22:47, archived)

^ custard in one ear and jelly in the other

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 7:48, archived)

oh wait WAIT I KNOW
I can turn it into a question!

What do YOU completely denounce and are praying against???
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 17:54, archived)

apart from this account's long-yearned-for return to /talk
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 17:55, archived)

As a catholic I find this an ecumenical matt8

( mongychops, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 17:55, archived)

bless you mongy

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 17:55, archived)

Papal infallibility Vlad.

( mongychops, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:27, archived)

do you know what mongy, I've never noticed the "fall" component of infallibility before just now, thank you for this food for thought
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:29, archived)

"late 15th century: from French infaillible or late Latin infallibilis, from in- ‘not’ + Latin fallere ‘deceive’"
makes you think, dunnit
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:29, archived)

maintainence, infailability

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:40, archived)

tell me more
in the meantime, I like this:
"It ultimately derives from the Latin phrase manu tenere, meaning "to hold in the hand"
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:43, archived)

a word in the hand is worth two in the book
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:43, archived)

meantime, a time in which I mean, er

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 19:00, archived)

Leave mean time alone!!!

( mongychops, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 20:14, archived)

Denounce THIS!
*points at crotch*
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:34, archived)

stop pointing at my crotch
nono wait, carry on, carry on :)
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:40, archived)

Alright Pete Hegseth

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:41, archived)

close, but not him

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:42, archived)

MTG

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:43, archived)

TEN POINTS TO CHEERS COLLEGE

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:44, archived)

🍎

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:45, archived)

pfffff

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:46, archived)

Shame it wasn't Queef who'd said that. It could have been "Ten points to Guffindor!"

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 13 Apr 2026, 19:44, archived)

lolololol

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 20:04, archived)

Poor spacefish

( mongychops, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 20:12, archived)

Ha!

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 20:36, archived)

ok I finally got this, lol

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 11:16, archived)

No, I really don't think he is.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:44, archived)

thanks for your support :)

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:45, archived)

P.S. 98.2% of Drugs coming into the U.S. by Ocean or Sea have stopped! Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I thought you'd appreciate the detailed analysis ( .2% )
Although now I'm wondering why not go further, 98.2425, if you're gonna just make shit up
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:56, archived)

Thank you for your attention to THIS matter!
*points at crotch*
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 19:04, archived)

What's wrong with good old-fashioned fractions?
None of your woke decimals here.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 19:26, archived)

88.2% of statistics are made up on the spot.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 20:59, archived)

They just played some tuneless "punk" bollocks on Radio 6 by a band called Luxury Nan Smell.
Sounds like something that might have been mildly amusing on Blue Jam about 30 years ago.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 13 Apr 2026, 20:14, archived)

how do you listen to so many radios at once?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 20:34, archived)

Says the fella with a ps 98.2

( mongychops, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 21:26, archived)

It was the day Kilroy lost his mind.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 21:00, archived)

christ almighty

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 21:24, archived)

It's frankly depressing.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 13 Apr 2026, 22:48, archived)

Does that mean that my nans smell of posh decay?

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 2:53, archived)

wotcha, spanner's!!!
Knocking off now, but I do have to work 3 more days this week which is a fucking outrage.

Are you a workshy piece of shit, like I am?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 13:31, archived)

yes, two days this week

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 13:35, archived)

$k1llz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 15:06, archived)

I would love to be
But I can't
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 13:56, archived)

alright Orville

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 14:56, archived)

Fucking lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 15:05, archived)

Silly person

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 2:56, archived)

Just started today back after two weeks in Cyprus. Next holiday isn't until July and we're going to bloody Bulgaria of all places because some of our school parent 'friends' invited us. I hope it's not shit.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 16:12, archived)

I'm off to Madrid next month
Top of my list after that is Montenegro but unfortunately [redacted] poster won't allow it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:01, archived)

lol

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 19:02, archived)

Nearly a year now since I've done work. I'm not likely too anytime soon. Off to Thailand in a few weeks.

( mongychops, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 16:16, archived)

My parents gave me a book called Ikigai on the Japanese concept of the value of life.
Basically if you want to live a long and happy life you need to eat healthily, find a job you enjoy and then never retire. So far all I've managed to do is not retire.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 16:33, archived)

What's the point in living long if you have to live like the Japanese. Sod that. I like free will.

( mongychops, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 16:58, archived)

You might enjoy it, have you never heard the expression 'happy as a wanking jap?"

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:37, archived)

Very nice
Japan next year if finances permit
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:02, archived)

I'm working my shy piece as I type this

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 16:18, archived)

Too shy-shy, gush-gush, guy to guy

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 16:42, archived)

Lolmahl

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 2:58, archived)

I will see your levels of avoidance and do twice what you could and RUN A MILE
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 16:34, archived)

Off out to celebrate Edward Fox's birthday
get involved
( $$ ✅, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 16:37, archived)

He sounds like a right hypocrite cunt
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3513065/SEBASTIAN-SHAKESPEARE-Edward-Fox-attacks-broken-marriages.html
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 16:47, archived)

morning hoopsters, back to work after two weeks off
might tit-fuck a tarantula later, u?
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 5:13, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 7:07, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 10:39, archived)

Not in work until 5
Might fellate a flamingo
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 7:35, archived)

5pm I assume, otherwise you’re late

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 10:39, archived)

Hi m8
Prolly poo-pipe a puffin
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 7:44, archived)

excellent work

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 10:40, archived)

morning
This very afternoon most likely I shall doggy-style a dirigible
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 7:45, archived)

"dirigible is a powered, steerable, lighter-than-air aircraft, often referred to as an airship"

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 10:40, archived)

phooowar, eh?

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 14:18, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8472267
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 15:12, archived)

A man just puffed in both eyes

( mongychops, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 9:35, archived)

Disgusting

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 9:44, archived)

Kate Bush'zzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 10:10, archived)

is it clearer with 1, or 2?

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 10:41, archived)

I'm all over the ones and twos

( mongychops, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 12:01, archived)

now starting again, which is clearer, lens one... or lens two... this is lens one... and this is lens two... if they're about the same, say, about the same.
My eye doctor has a very strict routine, during one visit I decided use every possible phrase except "about the same". So we got "too close to call" and "they're nearly identical" and so on. He didn't call me out, but you know, people don't.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 12:05, archived)

I just don't think anecdotes are your forte.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 12:50, archived)

Pretty much of a muchness, can't see any difference, Ed I'll be honest I'm not seeing any significant change right here

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 14:08, archived)

ARSEBOON

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 9:55, archived)

Top chat, m(2^3).

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 12 Apr 2026, 10:13, archived)

ok cool

(piss and shit, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 11:40, archived)

COCKWHIFF

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 11:57, archived)

MUFFPONG

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 12:52, archived)

BUTTSTANK

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 12:53, archived)

TAINTSTENCH

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 12:55, archived)

SMASH

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 12:03, archived)

DILBARO

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 12:50, archived)

The smell off beakering in the morning.

( mongychops, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 15:23, archived)

It's arguably worse than the ambient background of guntstench.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 12 Apr 2026, 15:40, archived)

Smelled like... neediness

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 15:41, archived)

Good arsebernoon to you too

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 15:40, archived)

Fuck you
I really liked Boon... although most 80s tv was arse

Boon was not
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 12 Apr 2026, 19:37, archived)

Haaaaaaaah Hoooooooaaaahhhhh Siiiiiilvaaaaaahhhhh

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 19:54, archived)

Time, like an ever rolling wave, bears all its sons away
- they fly forgotten, as a dream dies ere the opening day


Alt: mornjng cunts
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 7:46, archived)

morninh

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 8:36, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 10:16, archived)

<3 <3 <3
FUCK YOU, TIME
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 13:37, archived)

yeah
Get him
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 14:20, archived)

YESSSS

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 18:30, archived)

we learned to trap time in a little circular glass prison some, errr, time ago, and this has made him very very cross
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 18:33, archived)

if you think the gods were pissed off with prometheus then HOO BOY you should hear what time says about us
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 18:34, archived)

You mean you imprismed it?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 12 Apr 2026, 19:11, archived)

he loves it really
I know what makes him tick
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 20:01, archived)

Bell boursin

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 17:50, archived)

Helmit halloumi

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 18:00, archived)

Glans Gouda

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 11 Apr 2026, 18:01, archived)

Foreskin feta

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 11 Apr 2026, 18:08, archived)

Mascarpaenus

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 18:15, archived)

ae æ
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 11 Apr 2026, 19:03, archived)

Prepuce Parmesan

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 18:15, archived)

Prepuce Parmesan III

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 18:16, archived)

One of the early popes, I believe?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 18:18, archived)

Someone from a trailer park was my assumption,
perhaps I'm a terrible snob.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 18:19, archived)

s + Neufchâtel
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 18:25, archived)

Dick Double Gloucester

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 18:34, archived)

Worst cheeseboard ever

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 18:51, archived)

Frenulum fontina

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 11 Apr 2026, 19:03, archived)

Stiffy stilton

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 19:56, archived)

stinking bishop
didn't even change anything
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 20:01, archived)

your underwear, you mean

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 20:21, archived)

undersmear

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 20:27, archived)

people on their way to Suckham tend to stop when they get to Undersmere

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 1:04, archived)

Smegasbord

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 19:57, archived)

👍

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 20:19, archived)

GOOCH GOUDA

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 19:03, archived)

Minge mozzarella

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 11 Apr 2026, 19:15, archived)

Panniculus Parmesan

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 20:44, archived)

Clit camberzola.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 11 Apr 2026, 22:04, archived)

Cheddar gorge

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 22:46, archived)

Ooh, good one!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 11 Apr 2026, 22:51, archived)

Whack

( mongychops, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 21:45, archived)

Gunt gouda

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 23:50, archived)

Je vais bien

( Octo I ruin everything., Sun 12 Apr 2026, 9:50, archived)

Take your morning and shove it up your afternoon

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 12:26, archived)

åfťęřńöôņ

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 12:28, archived)

Ç̶̡̨̨̡̨͔̰̼̜̝̺̫̯̤̝͉͔̖̩̘̰̗͚̥̻̳̠̗̹̖̹̝̩͕͇͍͇̫͚̮̲͔̗̖͇̣̦̪͍̬͇̝̜͉̖͙̬͇͖͇͎̝̮̫͚̳̗̺̗̩̗͚̖̺͇̈͛̈̌̄͜ͅḩ̴̧̡̡̨̢̡̢̢̨̢̧̡̡̡̧̛̮̙̥̪͚̼̘͍̣͙̭̙̳̦̬̲͍̱̤̣͍̱̹̠̥̭͚̪͚̼͇͖̻̦̹̳͓͍͔̲͖͇͕̬̬̟͎̪̫̪͇͈͍̻͚̟̩̯̥̪͕̞̱͍̹̘͉̭̜̣̙͈͖͎͖̰͇̜̘͈̙̫̲̺̭̠̝̠̮̦̼̱̭͓̦̭͔͉͕͍̻͓̹̗͙̫͉͉̟͓͉͔̥͈̖̩̤̠̹̘̜̟̼̘͍̮̟͕͕̫̯̬̟̗̹͙̤̣͍͎̦̱̜͙̮̠̙̩̮̻̠͎͖̯̻̗͍͖̪͇͖̎́̀͆̈́̍̋̑̊́́͛͋̃̎̃̔̍̆̏̓͛̅̋͌̋̑̔͐͆̏̀͘̚̕͜͜ͅè̸̡̢̨̨̢̡̧̨̧̢̨̛̛̛̱̹͎͚͎͚͇͓̯͍̭͕̦̜̫̳̯̤͓̟̪̥̰̥̟̘̮̹͙̘̖͍̝͉̣͈̬̙̱̟̳͎͔̹̠̰̦̰̻̪͍̠̬̬̣̥̻̮̙̖̩̲̰͉͖͓̞͔̫̰̹̼͔̣̰̭̺̖̲̞͍̺͚̦̝͖͉̱̭̙͈͍̙̬̦͈̩̱̭̥̩͚̻͇̫̺̥̹͈̹̗̯̦̭̞͔͕̱͙͙͈͓̜͙̱̮̦̜̰͓̞͎͖̩̯̗̲͇̭̞̙̥͖̘̬̺̝͈̼̍̈́̅̌̂͒̓̀̈́͑͛͆̓̇̿͗̽̑̆͑̾̍̾̾̓̐͂͆̎̀͒͂͌̏̈̔͌͗̊̿̕͘͘͘͜͝͝͝͠ͅȩ̴̢̨̨̨̢̨̡̧̡̢̛̛̛̛͈̮̹͍͔̝̖̝͚̫̣̦̼̯̪͎̟̺̥̫̱̺̰̺̫͚̲͚̖̝̞̖̘̥̯͈̯̘̼̰̝̣̫̰̮̫̻͉͈̘̗͕̣̳̪͙̜̟̭͈̗̝͈̬͈̪̖̻͇͓͖͎̲̳̝͙̱̬̰̠̳͓̙̰̭̘̫͓͎͎̝̬̮͙̥͉͙̻̫̪̗̖̼͎̙̪͎̩̠̱̤͙̳̖̮͉͓̮̼̼͔̖̪̠̟̅͒͆̄͒̈̓̈̽̍̈́̀͋́̍̎͌̀̀̔͑̔̔͂̏͛̒͑͋́̅̿͌̓̄͂͗͊́͌̓͐͆̏́̾̈́̒̈́͑̀̏̑̀̐̒́̑͐̆͌͆̐̔̿̎̑̆̏̆̽̍̍̔̔̅̽̑͑̌͋̊̀̃̎́̀̊̾̊̓̑̔̒͐͗̃̆̒̑̏̊̒̓̍̃́̊̂̇̑̃́̓̕̕̕̚̕͜͜͜͜͠͠͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅr̸̢̛̛̛͉̲̯̈́̅̈́̉̾̾̇͆̌̀́͊͐̓̈͂̎͋̓͂̋͐̾̓̿̆̋̾̃̀̉̀͊̇́̓̇͑͌̀͊̆̒̂̓͗͆͂̏̍͊͛̓́̏̂̽̍̓͒̓͊̂̎̏̇̋͗͊̐̐̀̋̎̋̊̇̓͗̿̆̍͐̆͋̑̋͋̐̎̇̉̂́̀̏̎͋͗͆̽͆̌̿̓̎̒͊̍̉̾́̄̑͊͊͗̈́͐́͌̿̃͊̌̎͊̄̈́̄͆̔͆́͒͗̒̆͆̉͆̀̿͘̕̕̕̕̚̚͘͠͠͝͝͝͠͝͠͝s̵̨̡̢̡̡̢̨̢̢̨̛̛͚̥͓̳̜̙̺̻̙̫̖͚̩͎̦͖͉̯̲̭̼̟̗͎̠̠̠͎̖̝̗͇̞̼̙̗͔͇̩̠̝̙̞̩͈̟̤̼̞̯͖̥͚͙̠͍͕̫̣̼͙̜͙͓̗̗̥̟͓͖̳͕̖͖̟̩̤̗͖̺͕͓̲̖͉̣̝̭̲̜̮̖̜̫͕̞̞̪͉̩̺̹̿̀̒́̀̓̆̾̎̓͒̓̍̎̿̍̀̀̇́̇͐̔̀̋́̌̑̈́̿̅͂̃̔̆̋̄̀̾́̎̏̂̓̈́̋̏̎́́̀̀̌̃͐̓͑͗̌̌̿̌͌͑́̏̽͆̉̿͂̍͑̆̀͒̑̈́̓͌̿̃̾̈̈́͐̂̈́͑̃̆͗̓̈́̄̓̉̎͊͐̈̄͌̓̈́͋̈́͐̿͐̉̃͑̍̈́̕̕̕̕̕̚̚̕̕͜͝͝͠͝͝͠͝ͅͅͅ
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 12:54, archived)

F̶̧̡̨̨̡̨͔̰̼̜̝̺̫̯̤̝͉͔̖̩̘̰̗͚̥̻̳̠̗̹̖̹̝̩͕͇͍͇̫͚̮̲͔̗̖͇̣̦̪͍̬͇̝̜͉̖͙̬͇͖͇͎̝̮̫͚̳̗̺̗̩̗͚̖̺͇̈͛̈̌̄͜ͅư̴̧̧̡̡̨̢̡̢̢̨̢̧̡̡̡̧̮̙̥̪͚̼̘͍̣͙̭̙̳̦̬̲͍̱̤̣͍̱̹̠̥̭͚̪͚̼͇͖̻̦̹̳͓͍͔̲͖͇͕̬̬̟͎̪̫̪͇͈͍̻͚̟̩̯̥̪͕̞̱͍̹̘͉̭̜̣̙͈͖͎͖̰͇̜̘͈̙̫̲̺̭̠̝̠̮̦̼̱̭͓̦̭͔͉͕͍̻͓̹̗͙̫͉͉̟͓͉͔̥͈̖̩̤̠̹̘̜̟̼̘͍̮̟͕͕̫̯̬̟̗̹͙̤̣͍͎̦̱̜͙̮̠̙̩̮̻̠͎͖̯̻̗͍͖̪͇͖̎́̀͆̈́̍̋̑̊́́͛͋̃̎̃̔̍̆̏̓͛̅̋͌̋̑̔͐͆̏̀͘̚̕͜͜ͅc̸̡̢̨̨̢̡̧̨̧̢̨̛̛̛̱̹͎͚͎͚͇͓̯͍̭͕̦̜̫̳̯̤͓̟̪̥̰̥̟̘̮̹͙̘̖͍̝͉̣͈̬̙̱̟̳͎͔̹̠̰̦̰̻̪͍̠̬̬̣̥̻̮̙̖̩̲̰͉͖͓̞͔̫̰̹̼͔̣̰̭̺̖̲̞͍̺͚̦̝͖͉̱̭̙͈͍̙̬̦͈̩̱̭̥̩͚̻͇̫̺̥̹͈̹̗̯̦̭̞͔͕̱͙͙͈͓̜͙̱̮̦̜̰͓̞͎͖̩̯̗̲͇̭̞̙̥͖̘̬̺̝͈̼̀̍̈́̅̌̂͒̓̀̈́͑͛͆̓̇̿͗̽̑̆͑̾̍̾̾̓̐͂͆̎̀͒͂͌̏̈̔͌͗̊̿̕͘͘͘͜͝͝͝͠ͅķ̴̢̨̨̨̢̨̡̧̡̢̛̛̛̛͈̮̹͍͔̝̖̝͚̫̣̦̼̯̪͎̟̺̥̫̱̺̰̺̫͚̲͚̖̝̞̖̘̥̯͈̯̘̼̰̝̣̫̰̮̫̻͉͈̘̗͕̣̳̪͙̜̟̭͈̗̝͈̬͈̪̖̻͇͓͖͎̲̳̝͙̱̬̰̠̳͓̙̰̭̘̫͓͎͎̝̬̮͙̥͉͙̻̫̪̗̖̼͎̙̪͎̩̠̱̤͙̳̖̮͉͓̮̼̼͔̖̪̠̟̅͒͆̄͒̈̓̈̽̍̈́̀͋́̍̎͌̀̀̔͑̔̔͂̏͛̒͑͋́̅̿͌̓̄͂͗͊́͌̓͐͆̏́̾̈́̒̈́͑̀̏̑̀̐̒́̑͐̆͌͆̐̔̿̎̑̆̏̆̽̍̍̔̔̅̽̑͑̌͋̊̀̃̎́̀̊̾̊̓̑̔̒͐͗̃̆̒̑̏̊̒̓̍̃́̊̂̇̑̃́̓̕̕̕̚̕͜͜͜͜͠͠͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅë̸̢̛̛̛͉̲̯́̅̈́̉̾̾̇͆̌̀́͊͐̓̈͂̎͋̓͂̋͐̾̓̿̆̋̾̃̀̉̀͊̇́̓̇͑͌̀͊̆̒̂̓͗͆͂̏̍͊͛̓́̏̂̽̍̓͒̓͊̂̎̏̇̋͗͊̐̐̀̋̎̋̊̇̓͗̿̆̍͐̆͋̑̋͋̐̎̇̉̂́̀̏̎͋͗͆̽͆̌̿̓̎̒͊̍̉̾́̄̑͊͊͗̈́͐́͌̿̃͊̌̎͊̄̈́̄͆̔͆́͒͗̒̆͆̉͆̀̿͘̕̕̕̕̚̚͘͠͠͝͝͝͠͝͠͝r̵̨̡̢̡̡̢̨̢̢̨̛̛͚̥͓̳̜̙̺̻̙̫̖͚̩͎̦͖͉̯̲̭̼̟̗͎̠̠̠͎̖̝̗͇̞̼̙̗͔͇̩̠̝̙̞̩͈̟̤̼̞̯͖̥͚͙̠͍͕̫̣̼͙̜͙͓̗̗̥̟͓͖̳͕̖͖̟̩̤̗͖̺͕͓̲̖͉̣̝̭̲̜̮̖̜̫͕̞̞̪͉̩̺̹̿̀̒́̀̓̆̾̎̓͒̓̍̎̿̍̀̀̇́̇͐̔̀̋́̌̑̈́̿̅͂̃̔̆̋̄̀̾́̎̏̂̓̈́̋̏̎́́̀̀̌̃͐̓͑͗̌̌̿̌͌͑́̏̽͆̉̿͂̍͑̆̀͒̑̈́̓͌̿̃̾̈̈́͐̂̈́͑̃̆͗̓̈́̄̓̉̎͊͐̈̄͌̓̈́͋̈́͐̿͐̉̃͑̍̈́̕̕̕̕̕̚̚̕̕͜͝͝͠͝͝͠͝ͅͅͅ
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 13:00, archived)

b&

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 13:33, archived)

<3 <3 <3
I LOVE THIS
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 16:25, archived)

HOW TO I DO IT
I NEED IT IN MY LIFE EVERYWHERE IMMEDIATELY
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 16:25, archived)

ijusrÇ̶̡̨̨̡̨͔̰̼̜̝̺̫̯̤̝͉͔̖̩̘̰̗͚̥̻̳̠̗̹̖̹̝̩͕͇͍͇̫͚̮̲͔̗̖͇̣̦̪͍̬͇̝̜͉̖͙̬͇͖͇͎̝̮̫͚̳̗̺̗̩̗͚̖̺̈͛̈̌̄͜ͅḩ̴̧̡̡̨̢̡̢̢̨̢̧̡̡̡̧̛̮̙̥̪͚̼̘͍̣͙̭̙̳̦̬̲͍̱̤̣͍̱̹̠̥̭͚̪͚̼͇͖̻̦̹̳͓͍͔̲͖͇͕̬̬̟͎̪̫̪͇͈͍̻͚̟̩̯̥̪͕̞̱͍̹̘͉̭̜̣̙͈͖͎͖̰͇̜̘͈̙̫̲̺̭̠̝̠̮̦̼̱̭͓̦̭͔͉͕͍̻͓̹̗͙̫͉͉̟͓͉͔̥͈̖̩̤̠̹̘̜̟̼̘͍̮̟͕͕̫̯̬̟̗̹͙̤̣͍͎̦̱̜͙̮̠̙̩̮̻̠͎͖̯̻̗͍͖̪͇͖̎́̀͆̈́̍̋̑̊́́͛͋̃̎̃̔̍̆̏̓͛̅̋͌̋̑̔͐͆̏̀͘̚̕͜͜ͅè̸̡̢̨̨̢̡̧̨̧̢̨̛̛̛̱̹͎͚͎͚͇͓̯͍̭͕̦̜̫̳̯̤͓̟̪̥̰̥̟̘̮̹͙̘̖͍̝͉̣͈̬̙̱̟̳͎͔̹̠̰̦̰̻̪͍̠̬̬̣̥̻̮̙̖̩̲̰͉͖͓̞͔̫̰̹̼͔̣̰̭̺̖̲̞͍̺͚̦̝͖͉̱̭̙͈͍̙̬̦͈̩̱̭̥̩͚̻͇̫̺̥̹͈̹̗̯̦̭̞͔͕̱͙͙͈͓̜͙̱̮̦̜̰͓̞͎͖̩̯̗̲͇̭̞̙̥͖̘̬̺̝͈̼̍̈́̅̌̂͒̓̀̈́͑͛͆̓̇̿͗̽̑̆͑̾̍̾̾̓̐͂͆̎̀͒͂͌̏̈̔͌͗̊̿̕͘͘͘͜͝͝͝͠ͅ
sawÇ̶̡̨̨̡̨͔̰̼̜̝̺̫̯̤̝͉͔̖̩̘̰̗͚̥̻̳̠̗̹̖̹̝̩͕͇͍͇̫͚̮̲͔̗̖͇̣̦̪͍̬͇̝̜͉̖͙̬͇͖͇͎̝̮̫͚̳̗̺̗̩̗͚̖̺͇̈͛̈̌̄͜ͅḩ̴̧̡̡̨̢̡̢̢̨̢̧̡̡̡̧̛̮̙̥̪͚̼̘͍̣͙̭̙̳̦̬̲͍̱̤̣͍̱̹̠̥̭͚̪͚̼͇͖̻̦̹̳͓͍͔̲͖͇͕̬̬̟͎̪̫̪͇͈͍̻͚̟̩̯̥̪͕̞̱͍̹̘͉̭̜̣̙͈͖͎͖̰͇̜̘͈̙̫̲̺̭̠̝̠̮̦̼̱̭͓̦̭͔͉͕͍̻͓̹̗͙̫͉͉̟͓͉͔̥͈̖̩̤̠̹̘̜̟̼̘͍̮̟͕͕̫̯̬̟̗̹͙̤̣͍͎̦̱̜͙̮̠̙̩̮̻̠͎͖̯̻̗͍͖̪͇͖̎́̀͆̈́̍̋̑̊́́͛͋̃̎̃̔̍̆̏̓͛̅̋͌̋̑̔͐͆̏̀͘̚̕͜͜ͅè̸̡̢̨̨̢̡̧̨̧̢̨̛̛̛̱̹͎͚͎͚͇͓̯͍̭͕̦̜̫̳̯̤͓̟̪̥̰̥̟̘̮̹͙̘̖͍̝͉̣͈̬̙̱̟̳͎͔̹̠̰̦̰̻̪͍̠̬̬̣̥̻̮̙̖̩̲̰͉͖͓̞͔̫̰̹̼͔̣̰̭̺̖̲̞͍̺͚̦̝͖͉̱̭̙͈͍̙̬̦͈̩̱̭̥̩͚̻͇̫̺̥̹͈̹̗̯̦̭̞͔͕̱͙͙͈͓̜͙̱̮̦̜̰͓̞͎͖̩̯̗̲͇̭̞̙̥͖̘̬̺̝͈̼̍̈́̅̌̂͒̓̀̈́͑͛͆̓̇̿͗̽̑̆͑̾̍̾̾̓̐͂͆̎̀͒͂͌̏̈̔͌͗̊̿̕͘͘͘͜͝͝͝͠ͅȩ̴̢̨̨̨̢̨̡̧̡̢̛̛̛̛͈̮̹͍͔̝̖̝͚̫̣̦̼̯̪͎̟̺̥̫̱̺̰̺̫͚̲͚̖̝̞̖̘̥̯͈̯̘̼̰̝̣̫̰̮̫̻͉͈̘̗͕̣̳̪͙̜̟̭͈̗̝͈̬͈̪̖̻͇͓͖͎̲̳̝͙̱̬̰̠̳͓̙̰̭̘̫͓͎͎̝̬̮͙̥͉͙̻̫̪̗̖̼͎̙̪͎̩̠̱̤͙̳̖̮͉͓̮̼̼͔̖̪̠̟̅͒͆̄͒̈̓̈̽̍̈́̀͋́̍̎͌̀̀̔͑̔̔͂̏͛̒͑͋́̅̿͌̓̄͂͗͊́͌̓͐͆̏́̾̈́̒̈́͑̀̏̑̀̐̒́̑͐̆͌͆̐̔̿̎̑̆̏̆̽̍̍̔̔̅̽̑͑̌͋̊̀̃̎́̀̊̾̊̓̑̔̒͐͗̃̆̒̑̏̊̒̓̍̃́̊̂̇̑̃́̓̕̕̕̚̕͜͜͜͜͠͠͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅ
Ç̶̡̨̨̡̨͔̰̼̜̝̺̫̯̤̝͉͔̖̩̘̰̗͚̥̻̳̠̗̹̖̹̝̩͕͇͍͇̫͚̮̲͔̗̖͇̣̦̪͍̬͇̝̜͉̖͙̬͇͖͇͎̝̮̫͚̳̗̺̗̩̗͚̖̺͇̈͛̈̌̄͜ͅḩ̴̧̡̡̨̢̡̢̢̨̢̧̡̡̡̧̛̮̙̥̪͚̼̘͍̣͙̭̙̳̦̬̲͍̱̤̣͍̱̹̠̥̭͚̪͚̼͇͖̻̦̹̳͓͍͔̲͖͇͕̬̬̟͎̪̫̪͇͈͍̻͚̟̩̯̥̪͕̞̱͍̹̘͉̭̜̣̙͈͖͎͖̰͇̜̘͈̙̫̲̺̭̠̝̠̮̦̼̱̭͓̦̭͔͉͕͍̻͓̹̗͙̫͉͉̟͓͉͔̥͈̖̩̤̠̹̘̜̟̼̘͍̮̟͕͕̫̯̬̟̗̹͙̤̣͍͎̦̱̜͙̮̠̙̩̮̻̠͎͖̯̻̗͍͖̪͇͖̎́̀͆̈́̍̋̑̊́́͛͋̃̎̃̔̍̆̏̓͛̅̋͌̋̑̔͐͆̏̀͘̚̕͜͜ͅè̸̡̢̨̨̢̡̧̨̧̢̨̛̛̛̱̹͎͚͎͚͇͓̯͍̭͕̦̜̫̳̯̤͓̟̪̥̰̥̟̘̮̹͙̘̖͍̝͉̣͈̬̙̱̟̳͎͔̹̠̰̦̰̻̪͍̠̬̬̣̥̻̮̙̖̩̲̰͉͖͓̞͔̫̰̹̼͔̣̰̭̺̖̲̞͍̺͚̦̝͖͉̱̭̙͈͍̙̬̦͈̩̱̭̥̩͚̻͇̫̺̥̹͈̹̗̯̦̭̞͔͕̱͙͙͈͓̜͙̱̮̦̜̰͓̞͎͖̩̯̗̲͇̭̞̙̥͖̘̬̺̝͈̼̍̈́̅̌̂͒̓̀̈́͑͛͆̓̇̿͗̽̑̆͑̾̍̾̾̓̐͂͆̎̀͒͂͌̏̈̔͌͗̊̿̕͘͘͘͜͝͝͝͠ͅ
Ç̶̡̨̨̡̨͔̰̼̜̝̺̫̯̤̝͉͔̖̩̘̰̗͚̥̻̳̠̗̹̖̹̝̩͕͇͍͇̫͚̮̲͔̗̖͇̣̦̪͍̬͇̝̜͉̖͙̬͇͖͇͎̝̮̫͚̳̗̺̗̩̗͚̖̺͇̈͛̈̌̄͜ͅḩ̴̧̡̡̨̢̡̢̢̨̢̧̡̡̡̧̛̮̙̥̪͚̼̘͍̣͙̭̙̳̦̬̲͍̱̤̣͍̱̹̠̥̭͚̪͚̼͇͖̻̦̹̳͓͍͔̲͖͇͕̬̬̟͎̪̫̪͇͈͍̻͚̟̩̯̥̪͕̞̱͍̹̘͉̭̜̣̙͈͖͎͖̰͇̜̘͈̙̫̲̺̭̠̝̠̮̦̼̱̭͓̦̭͔͉͕͍̻͓̹̗͙̫͉͉̟͓͉͔̥͈̖̩̤̠̹̘̜̟̼̘͍̮̟͕͕̫̯̬̟̗̹͙̤̣͍͎̦̱̜͙̮̠̙̩̮̻̠͎͖̯̻̗͍͖̪͇͖̎́̀͆̈́̍̋̑̊́́͛͋̃̎̃̔̍̆̏̓͛̅̋͌̋̑̔͐͆̏̀͘̚̕͜͜ͅè̸̡̢̨̨̢̡̧̨̧̢̨̛̛̛̱̹͎͚͎͚͇͓̯͍̭͕̦̜̫̳̯̤͓̟̪̥̰̥̟̘̮̹͙̘̖͍̝͉̣͈̬̙̱̟̳͎͔̹̠̰̦̰̻̪͍̠̬̬̣̥̻̮̙̖̩̲̰͉͖͓̞͔̫̰̹̼͔̣̰̭̺̖̲̞͍̺͚̦̝͖͉̱̭̙͈͍̙̬̦͈̩̱̭̥̩͚̻͇̫̺̥̹͈̹̗̯̦̭̞͔͕̱͙͙͈͓̜͙̱̮̦̜̰͓̞͎͖̩̯̗̲͇̭̞̙̥͖̘̬̺̝͈̼̍̈́̅̌̂͒̓̀̈́͑͛͆̓̇̿͗̽̑̆͑̾̍̾̾̓̐͂͆̎̀͒͂͌̏̈̔͌͗̊̿̕͘͘͘͜͝͝͝͠ͅ
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( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 17:35, archived)

this hasn't helped
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 18:27, archived)

i just copied what they put i have no idea how you do it Ç̶̡̨̨̡̨͔̰̼̜̝̺̫̯̤̝͉͔̖̩̘̰̗͚̥̻̳̠̗̹̖̹̝̩͕͇͍͇̫͚̮̲͔̗̖͇̣̦̪͍̬͇̝̜͉̖͙̬͇͖͇͎̝̮̫͚̳̗̺̗̩̗͚̖̺͇̈͛̈̌̄͜ͅḩ̴̧̡̡̨̢̛̮̙̥̪͚̼̘͍̣͙̭̙̳̦̬̲͍̱̤̣͍̱̹̠̥̭͚̪͚̼͇͖̻̦̹̳͓͍͔̲͖͇͕̬̬̟͎̪̫̪͇͈͍̻͚̟̩̯̥̪͕̞̱͍̹̎́̀͆̈́̍̋̑̊́́͛͋̃̎̃̔̍̆̏̓͛̅̋͌̋̑̔͐͆̏̀͘̚̕͜ͅ
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( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 18:30, archived)

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( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 0:05, archived)

Ç̶̡̨̨̡̨͔̰̼̜̝̺̫̯̤̝͉͔̖̩̘̰̗͚̥̻̳̠̗̹̖̹̝̩͕͇͍͇̫͚̮̲͔̗̖͇̣̦̪͍̬͇̝̜͉̖͙̬͇͖͇͎̝̮̫͚̳̗̺̗̩̗͚̖̺͇̈͛̈̌̄͜ͅḩ̴̧̡̡̨̢̡̢̢̨̢̧̡̡̡̧̛̮̙̥̪͚̼̘͍̣͙̭̙̳̦̬̲͍̱̤̣͍̱̹̠̥̭͚̪͚̼͇͖̻̦̹̳͓͍͔̲͖͇͕̬̬̟͎̪̫̪͇͈͍̻͚̟̩̯̥̪͕̞̱͍̹̘͉̭̜̣̙͈͖͎͖̰͇̜̘͈̙̫̲̺̭̠̝̠̮̦̼̱̭͓̦̭͔͉͕͍̻͓̹̗͙̫͉͉̟͓͉͔̥͈̖̩̤̠̹̘̜̟̼̘͍̮̟͕͕̫̯̬̟̗̹͙̤̣͍͎̦̱̜͙̮̠̙̩̮̻̠͎͖̯̻̗͍͖̪͇͖̎́̀͆̈́̍̋̑̊́́͛͋̃̎̃̔̍̆̏̓͛̅̋͌̋̑̔͐͆̏̀͘̚̕͜͜ͅè̸̡̢̨̨̢̡̧̨̧̢̨̛̛̛̱̹͎͚͎͚͇͓̯͍̭͕̦̜̫̳̯̤͓̟̪̥̰̥̟̘̮̹͙̘̖͍̝͉̣͈̬̙̱̟̳͎͔̹̠̰̦̰̻̪͍̠̬̬̣̥̻̮̙̖̩̲̰͉͖͓̞͔̫̰̹̼͔̣̰̭̺̖̲̞͍̺͚̦̝͖͉̱̭̙͈͍̙̬̦͈̩̱̭̥̩͚̻͇̫̺̥̹͈̹̗̯̦̭̞͔͕̱͙͙͈͓̜͙̱̮̦̜̰͓̞͎͖̩̯̗̲͇̭̞̙̥͖̘̬̺̝͈̼̍̈́̅̌̂͒̓̀̈́͑͛͆̓̇̿͗̽̑̆͑̾̍̾̾̓̐͂͆̎̀͒͂͌̏̈̔͌͗̊̿̕͘͘͘͜͝͝͝͠ͅȩ̴̢̨̨̨̢̨̡̧̡̢̛̛̛̛͈̮̹͍͔̝̖̝͚̫̣̦̼̯̪͎̟̺̥̫̱̺̰̺̫͚̲͚̖̝̞̖̘̥̯͈̯̘̼̰̝̣̫̰̮̫̻͉͈̘̗͕̣̳̪͙̜̟̭͈̗̝͈̬͈̪̖̻͇͓͖͎̲̳̝͙̱̬̰̠̳͓̙̰̭̘̫͓͎͎̝̬̮͙̥͉͙̻̫̪̗̖̼͎̙̪͎̩̠̱̤͙̳̖̮͉͓̮̼̼͔̖̪̠̟̅͒͆̄͒̈̓̈̽̍̈́̀͋́̍̎͌̀̀̔͑̔̔͂̏͛̒͑͋́̅̿͌̓̄͂͗͊́͌̓͐͆̏́̾̈́̒̈́͑̀̏̑̀̐̒́̑͐̆͌͆̐̔̿̎̑̆̏̆̽̍̍̔̔̅̽̑͑̌͋̊̀̃̎́̀̊̾̊̓̑̔̒͐͗̃̆̒̑̏̊̒̓̍̃́̊̂̇̑̃́̓̕̕̕̚̕͜͜͜͜͠͠͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅr̸̢̛̛̛͉̲̯̈́̅̈́̉̾̾̇͆̌̀́͊͐̓̈͂̎͋̓͂̋͐̾̓̿̆̋̾̃̀̉̀͊̇́̓̇͑͌̀͊̆̒̂̓͗͆͂̏̍͊͛̓́̏̂̽̍̓͒̓͊̂̎̏̇̋͗͊̐̐̀̋̎̋̊̇̓͗̿̆̍͐̆͋̑̋͋̐̎̇̉̂́̀̏̎͋͗͆̽͆̌̿̓̎̒͊̍̉̾́̄̑͊͊͗̈́͐́͌̿̃͊̌̎͊̄̈́̄͆̔͆́͒͗̒̆͆̉͆̀̿͘̕̕̕̕̚̚͘͠͠͝͝͝͠͝͠͝s̵̨̡̢̡̡̢̨̢̢̨̛̛͚̥͓̳̜̙̺̻̙̫̖͚̩͎̦͖͉̯̲̭̼̟̗͎̠̠̠͎̖̝̗͇̞̼̙̗͔͇̩̠̝̙̞̩͈̟̤̼̞̯͖̥͚͙̠͍͕̫̣̼͙̜͙͓̗̗̥̟͓͖̳͕̖͖̟̩̤̗͖̺͕͓̲̖͉̣̝̭̲̜̮̖̜̫͕̞̞̪͉̩̺̹̿̀̒́̀̓̆̾̎̓͒̓̍̎̿̍̀̀̇́̇͐̔̀̋́̌̑̈́̿̅͂̃̔̆̋̄̀̾́̎̏̂̓̈́̋̏̎́́̀̀̌̃͐̓͑͗̌̌̿̌͌͑́̏̽͆̉̿͂̍͑̆̀͒̑̈́̓͌̿̃̾̈̈́͐̂̈́͑̃̆͗̓̈́̄̓̉̎͊͐̈̄͌̓̈́͋̈́͐̿͐̉̃͑̍̈́̕̕̕̕̕̚̚̕̕͜͝͝͠͝͝͠͝ͅͅͅ
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 14:24, archived)

F̶̧̡̨̨̡̨͔̰̼̜̝̺̫̯̤̝͉͔̖̩̘̰̗͚̥̻̳̠̗̹̖̹̝̩͕͇͍͇̫͚̮̲͔̗̖͇̣̦̪͍̬͇̝̜͉̖͙̬͇͖͇͎̝̮̫͚̳̗̺̗̩̗͚̖̺͇̈͛̈̌̄͜ͅư̴̧̧̡̡̨̢̡̢̢̨̢̧̡̡̡̧̮̙̥̪͚̼̘͍̣͙̭̙̳̦̬̲͍̱̤̣͍̱̹̠̥̭͚̪͚̼͇͖̻̦̹̳͓͍͔̲͖͇͕̬̬̟͎̪̫̪͇͈͍̻͚̟̩̯̥̪͕̞̱͍̹̘͉̭̜̣̙͈͖͎͖̰͇̜̘͈̙̫̲̺̭̠̝̠̮̦̼̱̭͓̦̭͔͉͕͍̻͓̹̗͙̫͉͉̟͓͉͔̥͈̖̩̤̠̹̘̜̟̼̘͍̮̟͕͕̫̯̬̟̗̹͙̤̣͍͎̦̱̜͙̮̠̙̩̮̻̠͎͖̯̻̗͍͖̪͇͖̎́̀͆̈́̍̋̑̊́́͛͋̃̎̃̔̍̆̏̓͛̅̋͌̋̑̔͐͆̏̀͘̚̕͜͜ͅc̸̡̢̨̨̢̡̧̨̧̢̨̛̛̛̱̹͎͚͎͚͇͓̯͍̭͕̦̜̫̳̯̤͓̟̪̥̰̥̟̘̮̹͙̘̖͍̝͉̣͈̬̙̱̟̳͎͔̹̠̰̦̰̻̪͍̠̬̬̣̥̻̮̙̖̩̲̰͉͖͓̞͔̫̰̹̼͔̣̰̭̺̖̲̞͍̺͚̦̝͖͉̱̭̙͈͍̙̬̦͈̩̱̭̥̩͚̻͇̫̺̥̹͈̹̗̯̦̭̞͔͕̱͙͙͈͓̜͙̱̮̦̜̰͓̞͎͖̩̯̗̲͇̭̞̙̥͖̘̬̺̝͈̼̀̍̈́̅̌̂͒̓̀̈́͑͛͆̓̇̿͗̽̑̆͑̾̍̾̾̓̐͂͆̎̀͒͂͌̏̈̔͌͗̊̿̕͘͘͘͜͝͝͝͠ͅķ̴̢̨̨̨̢̨̡̧̡̢̛̛̛̛͈̮̹͍͔̝̖̝͚̫̣̦̼̯̪͎̟̺̥̫̱̺̰̺̫͚̲͚̖̝̞̖̘̥̯͈̯̘̼̰̝̣̫̰̮̫̻͉͈̘̗͕̣̳̪͙̜̟̭͈̗̝͈̬͈̪̖̻͇͓͖͎̲̳̝͙̱̬̰̠̳͓̙̰̭̘̫͓͎͎̝̬̮͙̥͉͙̻̫̪̗̖̼͎̙̪͎̩̠̱̤͙̳̖̮͉͓̮̼̼͔̖̪̠̟̅͒͆̄͒̈̓̈̽̍̈́̀͋́̍̎͌̀̀̔͑̔̔͂̏͛̒͑͋́̅̿͌̓̄͂͗͊́͌̓͐͆̏́̾̈́̒̈́͑̀̏̑̀̐̒́̑͐̆͌͆̐̔̿̎̑̆̏̆̽̍̍̔̔̅̽̑͑̌͋̊̀̃̎́̀̊̾̊̓̑̔̒͐͗̃̆̒̑̏̊̒̓̍̃́̊̂̇̑̃́̓̕̕̕̚̕͜͜͜͜͠͠͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅë̸̢̛̛̛͉̲̯́̅̈́̉̾̾̇͆̌̀́͊͐̓̈͂̎͋̓͂̋͐̾̓̿̆̋̾̃̀̉̀͊̇́̓̇͑͌̀͊̆̒̂̓͗͆͂̏̍͊͛̓́̏̂̽̍̓͒̓͊̂̎̏̇̋͗͊̐̐̀̋̎̋̊̇̓͗̿̆̍͐̆͋̑̋͋̐̎̇̉̂́̀̏̎͋͗͆̽͆̌̿̓̎̒͊̍̉̾́̄̑͊͊͗̈́͐́͌̿̃͊̌̎͊̄̈́̄͆̔͆́͒͗̒̆͆̉͆̀̿͘̕̕̕̕̚̚͘͠͠͝͝͝͠͝͠͝r̵̨̡̢̡̡̢̨̢̢̨̛̛͚̥͓̳̜̙̺̻̙̫̖͚̩͎̦͖͉̯̲̭̼̟̗͎̠̠̠͎̖̝̗͇̞̼̙̗͔͇̩̠̝̙̞̩͈̟̤̼̞̯͖̥͚͙̠͍͕̫̣̼͙̜͙͓̗̗̥̟͓͖̳͕̖͖̟̩̤̗͖̺͕͓̲̖͉̣̝̭̲̜̮̖̜̫͕̞̞̪͉̩̺̹̿̀̒́̀̓̆̾̎̓͒̓̍̎̿̍̀̀̇́̇͐̔̀̋́̌̑̈́̿̅͂̃̔̆̋̄̀̾́̎̏̂̓̈́̋̏̎́́̀̀̌̃͐̓͑͗̌̌̿̌͌͑́̏̽͆̉̿͂̍͑̆̀͒̑̈́̓͌̿̃̾̈̈́͐̂̈́͑̃̆͗̓̈́̄̓̉̎͊͐̈̄͌̓̈́͋̈́͐̿͐̉̃͑̍̈́̕̕̕̕̕̚̚̕̕͜͝͝͠͝͝͠͝ͅͅͅ
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 14:28, archived)

The number of people who have me on ignore is steadily ticking up, are people more thin-skinned or am i getting worse?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 13:50, archived)

You always seem pretty chill, not sure why people would have you on ignore

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 14:16, archived)

i no rite :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 14:18, archived)

I have you on 2.0

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 14:25, archived)

Yeah I'm immune to versions before 2.5+, it's not a code thing, it's actually genetic.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 14:28, archived)

Quite a few /links people I wouldn't know from Adam have me on 2.0,
I'm taking that as a positive sign.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 14:35, archived)

They've done you a huge favor in some ways, to be honest the same is true of the people ignoring me

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 15:24, archived)

wait is it possible to see who ignores you I didn't know that

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 16:23, archived)

oh. OH
there's a bit in the profile that says "ignore this user"
what happens if you click that on your own profile tho
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 16:26, archived)

only one way to find out
*cli*
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 16:27, archived)

help me HELP ME
ONLY FALLING FALLING ENDLESS FALLING AND DARKNESS
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 16:27, archived)

Ded :(

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 15:42, archived)

RIV

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 18:31, archived)

You log out and the page fills up with beakers, it's a clue

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 17:01, archived)

? "log out"
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 18:27, archived)

oh VERY FUNNY
Haha haha ha
Funny, and also evil
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 0:06, archived)

a fatal combination for me usually
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 0:07, archived)

what is your drug of choice vlad? i like cannabis.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 1:06, archived)

caffeine, alcohol
I don't do well with working out the more under-the-counter purchasing systems
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 13:40, archived)

ironically in my locale I could probably get hold of pretty much the strongest of everything from an ON-the-counter display in under fifteen minutes
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 13:42, archived)

weed is legal here now, it's definitely nicer not to have to worry about legal consequences, it never stopped me though tbh
alcohol gives me an almost immediate headache now, if not for that I'd still have a beer occasionally, especially in the summer, i miss it then
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 18:46, archived)

oh god though OH GOD summer beers
*sound of my heart breaking, plitterplink, plitterplink, skittletrickle, heartsands tremble down the terrace and onto the dunes*
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 20:04, archived)

Probably both

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 16:57, archived)

probably :)

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 16:59, archived)

YOUR BLOCKED

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 17:48, archived)

HOW DARE YOU

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 20:19, archived)

-fte ... 💤

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 16:10, archived)

"Shove it up your arnoon"?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 11 Apr 2026, 16:31, archived)

🐢 🔌

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 16:41, archived)

arnoon dbaro

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 16:50, archived)

idgi

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 16:48, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 4:09, archived)

morning

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 4:13, archived)

morni g

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 7:23, archived)

morning

( broadsword, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 8:51, archived)

mørning

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 8:52, archived)

lol, pwned

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 11 Apr 2026, 8:56, archived)

łǒļ

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 8:58, archived)

möřñïňğ

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 11 Apr 2026, 8:55, archived)

møřņįňġ

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 12:27, archived)

Pee-pee Mandelson

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 19:54, archived)

Wee-wee T Blair

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 19:59, archived)

Is he dead?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 19:59, archived)

Yes

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 20:06, archived)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czd7gd5m024o
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 20:18, archived)

Peter Mandelsgone

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 20:35, archived)

Mandelsdone

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 1:57, archived)

Amusing though it is, it's fucking meaningless

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 20:46, archived)

b3ta, you mea..wait, never mind

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 20:48, archived)

we have a right laugh here don't we

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 20:50, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8471980
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 20:53, archived)

Wooden Allen

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 22:43, archived)

I have no basis for comparison
Also, I'm going to bed.
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 23:30, archived)

Good afternoon, penis's

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 12:07, archived)

Hi

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 12:10, archived)

shut up you stupid prick

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 12:11, archived)

Bit rude.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 12:16, archived)

YOUR WELCOME

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 12:17, archived)

^ unrepentant paedophile

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 13:51, archived)

Afternoon

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 12:22, archived)

Hullo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 12:42, archived)

it's been an hour and nobody has mentioned that apostrophe
standards really are slipping here.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 12:57, archived)

-nobody +no-ones'

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 13:32, archived)

You misunderstand, I'm not being a pedant.
I'm just disappointed that the standards of pedantry have dropped here.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 10:11, archived)

It's a fucking disgrac'e

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 13:52, archived)

di'sgrace

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 15:24, archived)

i thought we all pretended it wasnt there, so that he doesnt hurt us
- also, i need to borrow a few stray apostroafs now and then
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 15:09, archived)

It's a catostrophe!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 10 Apr 2026, 15:55, archived)

word

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 13:27, archived)

Bird is the word, m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 13:53, archived)

Nah the words up

( mongychops, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 17:05, archived)

I thought fresh is the word?

( broadsword, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 19:32, archived)

Keith Chegwin (17 January 1957 – 11 December 2017), also known by the nickname Cheggers, was an English television presenter and actor, appearing in several children's entertainment shows in the 1970s and 1980s, including Multi-Coloured Swap Shop and Cheggers Plays Pop.
( Octo I ruin everything., Fri 10 Apr 2026, 14:32, archived)

So true m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 14:50, archived)

Cheggers plays popped his clogs

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 15:04, archived)

He chegged out

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 15:28, archived)

Deceith Chegwin

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 16:14, archived)

Keith Deadwin

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 16:37, archived)

Cheggers Plays Dead

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 18:10, archived)

alright

( $$ ✅, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 14:38, archived)

y, u

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 14:50, archived)

y, c

( $$ ✅, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 14:54, archived)

c

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 15:50, archived)

LISTEN I never had a relationship with the late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein and his accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell ok?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 15:23, archived)

WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!!
what do you think of my vaguetruthing?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 15:26, archived)

weird she did a press conference about it

( $$ ✅, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 15:40, archived)

She had to address the rumors that no one had heard.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 16:05, archived)

Alright 'Billy Bullshit'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 15:57, archived)

It's like Tubbs in The League Of Gentlemen yelling "We didn't burn him!", just as the copper is leaving.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 10 Apr 2026, 15:57, archived)

I CAN I CAN'T

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 16:10, archived)

David Bowie Knife

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 18:21, archived)

Olivia Neutron-Bomb

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 18:22, archived)

Reese, With 'er spoon

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 18:23, archived)

Taylor Swift Kick Up The Arse

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 18:23, archived)