what's for brekky?

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 9:34, archived)

Double deep fried bollocks in a toss sauce

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 9:39, archived)

standard

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 10:19, archived)

Cup of tea
I'm not really hungry
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 10:16, archived)

anal

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 10:25, archived)

don't go brekky my arse

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 10:36, archived)

Arse Krispies

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 11:03, archived)

Bum Flakes

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 11:09, archived)

Crunchy Butt Cornflakes

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 11:09, archived)

Fruit Hoops

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 11:09, archived)

lol
( broadsword, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 13:19, archived)

👍🏻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 16:06, archived)

Mmm, chocolatey.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 10 Apr 2026, 11:45, archived)

Branal Flakes

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 11:43, archived)

Shat, Cackle & Plop.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 10 Apr 2026, 11:46, archived)

Golden Gayhams

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 12:07, archived)

50p+

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 15:57, archived)

moorening

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 7:56, archived)

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a corpse.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 7:59, archived)

comedy forum

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 8:24, archived)

my sides are hurting

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 8:27, archived)

Puerile digital arts website

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 8:33, archived)

i've been looking for one of those for ages

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 8:40, archived)

I found one down the back of my sofa

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 8:45, archived)

what dns provider are you using?

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 8:57, archived)

-n +f

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 9:41, archived)

usifg mm

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 10:48, archived)

Supermoore shenanigans
It’s been a while since I’ve been here but am hoping to reach b3tans of old.

Some of you will be aware that Supermoore sadly died a few years ago at the untimely age of 45, leaving behind a lovely partner and two children who I believe will turn 16/14 this year.

He was a big presence here back in the day and so I am attempting to pull together a collection of anecdotes/memories/photos etc that will attempt to share some of that era and the love (and hate!) for him.

Most of it is going to be far from family friendly clearly (example below, thanks to the lovely SirSandGoblin), which is fine - I will also produce an edited version if needed.
b3ta.com/talk/50932
( Lora, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 21:13, archived)

Sorry, I can't help
I never knew him. I'm sure there are others here who can, though.
Sorry for your loss.
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 21:15, archived)

oh that's a fucker :(
I know him and vork were close but you prob already knew that

He was a fucking brilliant laugh on here and 4rthur, and we used to play connect4 on flibz way back
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 21:32, archived)

Hello and thank you!
I will add this to the list. And yes, vork has been mobilised :)

I have contact details for some of the old lot thankfully. These are some individuals who I think might like to contribute that I can’t contact but I’m sure there are lots of others too.

Fnord
GR33DY
Threepwood
Tedmus
PMGT (Pointy Metal Guitar Tom I think?)
Reckless_Rik
( Lora, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 21:55, archived)

c4mbodia might be worth a visit
but I don't think those guys are active there
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 23:14, archived)

Remember him. That's it.

( mongychops, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 21:36, archived)

i just don't think anecdotes are your forte.

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 22:02, archived)

Then why do I get thousands of pounds to do after dinner speaking about my autobiography?

( mongychops, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 22:07, archived)

Sorry, never knew him.
It's a thing though isn't it, when you get to 45-50 and the rate of peers dying suddenly accelerates. Life is precious, cherish it while you and your loved ones have it.

Alt: Sub-moore
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 6:23, archived)

Afrika Bamboozled

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 20:55, archived)

Gone South Afrika

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 21:09, archived)

Afrika Byebyetata

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 21:13, archived)

Planet Focked

( broadsword, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 22:30, archived)

Afrika Boybummer

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 23:26, archived)

afternoon

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 14:01, archived)

sympathy titsmeg

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 15:16, archived)

Picks up the ricezzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 15:19, archived)

unfinished titsmeg

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 15:49, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8472036
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 15:54, archived)

titsme

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 16:35, archived)

Kate Buszzz

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 16:44, archived)

Tit’s-a me, Mammaryo!

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 16:50, archived)

Jarvis Cocker Spaniel

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 16:26, archived)

Turtle power!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 16:32, archived)

Dog breeding gone too far. I thought the Joe Cocker poo was a mistake

( mongychops, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 16:52, archived)

Labra Siffre

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 18:07, archived)

St Bernard Sumner

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 18:08, archived)

Damon Alsatian

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 18:27, archived)

Louise Weiner

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 18:28, archived)

Pugly Kid Joe

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 9 Apr 2026, 18:46, archived)

Kanye Westie

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 19:08, archived)

The Beagles

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 20:24, archived)

Mastiff Attack

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 9 Apr 2026, 21:18, archived)

👍🏻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 21:35, archived)

Morning Titwranglers!

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 7:07, archived)

*wrangles*

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 7:26, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 7:42, archived)

I wrangled a tit
Which started the whole world crying
But I didn't see
That the tit was on me
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 8:28, archived)

on
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 8:35, archived)

The Boob Gees

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 8:37, archived)

Bobbin' Gibb

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 9:54, archived)

Boobies!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 8:41, archived)

Morning
I just wrangled mine into a bra
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 9:46, archived)

your own, or someone else's?

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 10:17, archived)

She didn't say "I just wrangled someone else's into a bra".
Pay attention, vlad.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 11:56, archived)

They might be attached to a slave she owns

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 11:58, archived)

brevlon

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 12:50, archived)

He doesn't wear one

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 15:05, archived)

nolverb

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 12:50, archived)

I'll have what he's having

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 12:58, archived)

...nolverb

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 12:52, archived)

Hello Invisible Wizard

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 10:19, archived)

Hello Wiz, hello Wiz
With just one thought held up high
I can block you out, out of sight
Visible? Invisible, hidden Wiz
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 10:21, archived)

I'm honoured

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 17:16, archived)

Has anyone said Fuck this shite a'm off tae bed yet?

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 21:47, archived)

Already in mah bed

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 21:49, archived)

sexshy

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 21:58, archived)

Yes, Irvine Welsh probably has.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 22:13, archived)

The One True Scotsman

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 22:29, archived)

Only if he chops Christophe Lambert's head off with a sword

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 22:33, archived)

Wasn't he playing The Lowlander?
So as to leave room for Sean Connery's Wifebeater?
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 22:46, archived)

I shee my thump hash improved your wife

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 10:44, archived)

AH'M NO A FUCKIN BUFTIE!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 22:42, archived)

Gae an tae yer ain bed then, big man

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 22:47, archived)

It's shite being Scottish!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 22:56, archived)

It's been much too Sunni today to think about Shi'ite.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Apr 2026, 22:54, archived)

has anyone said wank twat cock arse nipple yet?

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 17:12, archived)

Not so far.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 17:27, archived)

good. i can't abide that

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 17:32, archived)

That is my safeword
- so no, never been said
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 17:34, archived)

my safe word is floccinaucinihilipilification
because that's how i feel about sex at this point
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 17:56, archived)

Red Hot Chili Pepperzzz

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 18:09, archived)

No, that would be childish

( broadsword, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 17:34, archived)

Puerile digital arts website

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 17:42, archived)

oh we should totally start one of those

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 18:03, archived)

why? it sounds fucking awful

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 18:49, archived)

And yet here we are.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Apr 2026, 18:51, archived)

eh? oh fuck

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 18:51, archived)

No, but someone should

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 18:08, archived)

i don't think rob would allow it

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 18:24, archived)

He allows /links’ continued existence so I reckon you’re fine

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 18:27, archived)

Turns a blind eye, more like

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 19:14, archived)

i didn't know he was blind in his oneye

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 19:33, archived)

He has Glaucuma

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 19:38, archived)

No
Thanks for doing it for us
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 18:49, archived)

we have a right laugh here don't we

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 18:49, archived)

[Citation needed]

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 18:52, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8471889
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 18:59, archived)

afternoon

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 13:53, archived)

Sunday I’m in jail
www.bbc.com/news/articles/c1l9qemvgppo

No Gari, not THAT Robert Smith.

Update- I got through the biometric passport control but other half was in the other queue with his mum and the line hadn’t moved in an hour. I am drinking beer and have had nommy snacks. They are surrounded by fumin English tourists.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 14:03, archived)

i used to work at lgw

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 14:14, archived)

LIAR

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 14:43, archived)

i used to fix the boarding gate and departure gate systems
so there U MASSIVE PRICK
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 16:13, archived)

MORE LIES

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 16:18, archived)

they actually employed me as a speed bump at the end of the runway

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 16:25, archived)

must have been a lot of pressure in that job
or was the pace quite slow
why did you leave did you get tyred of it
or was it just you asphalt like a change
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 10:16, archived)

fix the boarding gate and departure gate systems
lick the windows of every 747 before takeoff
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 16:20, archived)

and the passengers

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 16:25, archived)

Oh man, the deceased paedophile singer from Lostprophets has joined Steps!
But oh no wait, it's not the same person, it's a different person with the same name! You couldn't make it up!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 14:57, archived)

Not even the same name.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 16:04, archived)

i'm worried about s club 7

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 16:50, archived)

What would it take to reunite S Club 7?
Six more heart failures
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 18:35, archived)

GUFFCHEESE

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 16:17, archived)

that was me mate

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 16:50, archived)

Good morning

( Octo I ruin everything., Wed 8 Apr 2026, 6:27, archived)

Octo.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 6:33, archived)

Hello Mongy. Good to see you.

( Octo I ruin everything., Wed 8 Apr 2026, 7:11, archived)

He's not going to like that.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 7:35, archived)

Put the lotion in the basket?

( Octo I ruin everything., Wed 8 Apr 2026, 7:41, archived)

Am at Gatwick spoons
Sausage butty, hash browns and pint incoming.

Let the Holibobs begin!!!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 8:28, archived)

I hear Iran is lovely at this time of year, do take a tour of the bridges and power plants

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 8:31, archived)

I did just drop a toxic payload
Many people are saying it could be the end of a civilisation. I’d give it 5 minutes if I were you. So sad
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 8:47, archived)

Pre-holiday spoons.
The socially and morally acceptable pre 5.30am pint.
( Octo I ruin everything., Wed 8 Apr 2026, 9:11, archived)

Robert Smith as been arrested?!?!?
No. Not THAT Robert Smith, from The Cure, the one from the Australia army Phew
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 9:13, archived)

2/10, not nearly vague enough

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 9:15, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 9:42, archived)

Happy birthday, Buddha!

( $$ ✅, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 9:56, archived)

As a present, I gave him the gift he truly wanted.
A soap from Lush and a birthday card that says something funny about getting another year older.
( Octo I ruin everything., Wed 8 Apr 2026, 10:00, archived)

"You Only Live Once"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 11:14, archived)

Sean Gonnery

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 11:35, archived)

shamshara ish nirvana

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 11:50, archived)

Every day is a good day

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 11:14, archived)

I asked him what type of birthday cake he wanted and he said make me one with everything. He can fuck off

( mongychops, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 11:56, archived)

clickin’ dis

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 12:01, archived)

I've been to his birthplace, AMA

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 11:57, archived)

Did you see Buddha’s bumhole?

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 12:01, archived)

no, it was in fucken bits by the time I got there

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 12:19, archived)

Parinirvana'd pooper

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 13:27, archived)

that was me m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 13:32, archived)

Good afternoon

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 12:02, archived)

Pushing that prick down the board

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 15:06, archived)

They should just rename it the Bent of Hormuz, then Iran won't want it, they're notoriously homophobic.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 15:15, archived)

/links, you mean

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 15:18, archived)

*wall of text mansplaining my knee-jerk xenophobia in the context of how amazingly clever and well-travelled I am*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 15:33, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 15:41, archived)

gosh i say, we're all very impressed

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 15:46, archived)

I hear /links is racist now father.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 15:49, archived)

'Now'?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 16:44, archived)

/links?

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 20:19, archived)

racist?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 21:03, archived)

Garlic? Bread?
Man I love Roy 'Chubby' Brown
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 21:10, archived)

OH MY GOD I WAS RIGHT
b3ta.com/talk/7822218
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 16:11, archived)

I am, in fact, always right

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 16:12, archived)

eventually. sooner or later.
it's a curse, really
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 16:12, archived)

*tumbleweed*

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 16:29, archived)

exactly, MiseryCunt old bean, ex-fucking-ACTLY

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 17:01, archived)

in related news, I just thought, oh is there still a "main board" here, I wonder if that's still posted on? And I just went to have a quick look and oh yes. I see there is
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 17:04, archived)

in Crocodile Dundee, obviously one of the greatest films ever made, please don't argue with me, when he switches the telly on in the NY hotel room, and I Love Lucy is showing, just like it was a thousand years previously when he last saw a TV, he says, approximately "...yeah...that's what was on then, too"
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 17:06, archived)

oh god I so want to rewrite Churchgoing but for here, but I musn't, definitely shouldn't do that, it would be foolish
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 17:07, archived)

that's not a wife
THIS is a wife!
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 19:13, archived)

Larkin wrote a couple of things on this.
in the early fifties, in a piece I believe entitled "to my wife" (he wasn't married to anyone at that point btw) "for all other faces I have exchanged your face" or words to that effect.
He also wrote, in, Self's THe Man, was it, maybe, I'm doing this from memory so bear with me, it won't be accurate,
"he married a woman to stop her getting away
and now she's there all day"
(italics mine)
Makes you think, dunnit
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 19:31, archived)

he might have been larkin about tho

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 20:04, archived)

\o/

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 20:17, archived)

well mine's not here all day.
not here at all, actually.
perhaps she's lost her keys or something
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 20:21, archived)

*bright smile* yes that'll be it

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 21:53, archived)

i thought so my good chum
i thought so. maybe one of those key fobs that when you whistle it beeps is in order. i remember them being quite the must have item not long ago..
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 22:54, archived)

He collected faces?
Fucking weirdo
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 21:26, archived)

Yeah, he cuts them out and sticks them in a book with Pritt Stick.
Proper sicko.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 7 Apr 2026, 21:48, archived)

He'll need a flower press to flatten them properly

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 21:57, archived)

that's for flowers not faces
you need lotion for faces
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 22:55, archived)

faeces I thought it was

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 21:54, archived)

nono sorry wait, I'm thinking of eleanor rigby

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 21:55, archived)

You're thinking of Gillian McKeith

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 21:58, archived)

lol not if I can help it

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 22:00, archived)

I have come here from the past to warn you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 22:55, archived)

no wait that doesn't work, does it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 22:55, archived)

:) xx

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 23:22, archived)

I find it a bit weird in this day and age that footballers are still gifted a child at the beginning of matches.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 20:02, archived)

Ha!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 20:42, archived)

The elder gods must be appeased

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 21:59, archived)

Hi knob-goblin's, how r u lol
Just done my tax return lol
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 12:57, archived)

^ the unacceptable face of capitalism

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 13:04, archived)

^ the unacceptable faeces of b3ta

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 13:53, archived)

^ the UnAcceptable facet Of capitalization.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 14:01, archived)

^ the unacceptable faucet of tapitalism

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 15:34, archived)

^ the unbearable lightness of being

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 16:00, archived)

A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 14:21, archived)

Fingers crossed it’s /links

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 14:29, archived)

'civilization'

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 14:31, archived)

lol

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 14:36, archived)

he is such an utterly, utterly revolting man. repellant and beneath contempt in every possible way. fundamentally I believe in the possibility of redemption, that however far any of us have strayed into the dark, we can find our way back. but somehow I just can't extend my belief to that piece of work. that's what I resent most, I think. I hate that I even think about him at all, but I truly loathe the thief that he represents, stealing the hope of being better
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 14:41, archived)

Now come on I don't think Queef is quite that bad.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 14:48, archived)

pffffff

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 14:54, archived)

^

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 15:20, archived)

mornings

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 6:56, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 7:37, archived)

Morning. Last day of the holiday, might have a meze later

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 7:58, archived)

"Commander Reid Wiseman says the Orion spacecraft crew 'saw sights that no human has ever seen', while pilot Victor Glover says there are 'no adjectives' to describe what they observed"
Fuck's sake, would it have killed these cunts to do the obvious Blade Runner quote?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 8:18, archived)

What, 'let me tell you about my mother'?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 8:22, archived)

'do you like our owl?'

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 9:25, archived)

"He showed you his, but when it got to be your turn you chickened and ran"

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 9:34, archived)

So wow thats a neato what now right.

Response so far has been a little strange.

Now my replicant a guy in another corporation made it.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 9:52, archived)

i just want to say this was a very funny thing that what you thought then typed onto the wonderful new internet contraption

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 16:28, archived)

my name is Roy Batty and i live in a Tyrell Corporation factory. it is fantastic. i sound like Rutger Hauer. i like Rutger Hauer. one time he went to Orion. i went to Orion. but some kid burnt my attack ships. i didnt like it.

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 8:27, archived)

i am a blade runner
i haev a Voigt-Kampf apparatus and I hang onto roof ledges w/ my fingertips.
If you don't repost this on 10 other pages I will come into your decaying apartment building tonight and make a mess of your Replicants.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 7 Apr 2026, 8:48, archived)

I just don't think replicants are your forte.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 9:34, archived)

Looks like a lady but really it's a replicant.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 10:10, archived)

DROID LOOKS LIKE A LADY

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 11:58, archived)

evening

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 18:26, archived)

alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 18:30, archived)

y

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 18:30, archived)

alright

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 19:57, archived)

cheers

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 22:42, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 5:13, archived)

morning

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 5:36, archived)

morning

( broadsword, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 7:39, archived)

I'm off to Camden to see The Beatnuts

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 19:03, archived)

I’m beating my nuts as I typzzzz

Enjoy.
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 19:23, archived)

Cool

( mongychops, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 19:46, archived)

They were fantastic as ever

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 23:25, archived)

Not sure if this is a band or some exotic ingredient

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 21:08, archived)

Paul Macadamia

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 22:18, archived)

George Harraisin

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 22:22, archived)

John Lemon

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 23:23, archived)

Ringo Star Anise

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 23:23, archived)

Peanut Best

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 10:24, archived)

Cheddar Gorge Martin

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 14:23, archived)

Stew Sutcliffe

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 14:37, archived)

Scrambled Brain Epstein
www.seriouseats.com/scrambled-brains-recipe
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 17:20, archived)

I don't really care whether you believe me or not, but the last two days I got Wordle in one guess on my phone.
Also, on both those days, I got it in less than 6 on the iPad too.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 19:29, archived)

It’s an Easter miracle

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 19:36, archived)

Check out Poindexter here, everyone!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 6 Apr 2026, 19:40, archived)

Where does the word Poindexter come from?
I'm genuinely interested.
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 20:48, archived)

www.google.com/search?q=where+does+the+word+poindexter+come+from&oq=where+&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqDggAEEUYJxg7GIAEGIoFMg4IABBFGCcYOxiABBiKBTIICAEQRRgnGDsyDQgCEAAYkQIYgAQYigUyDAgDEAAYQxiABBiKBTINCAQQABiRAhiABBiKBTIGCAUQRRg9MgYIBhBFGD0yBggHEEUYQdIBCDExMzBqMGo3qAIIsAIB8QVELcrNSHF0TPEFRC3KzUhxdEw&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 6 Apr 2026, 21:00, archived)

That doesn't help
It just gives me a bunch of links that lead to nothing.
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 21:42, archived)

What browser you using?
When I click it, the AI thingumy gives the answer straight away.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 6 Apr 2026, 21:55, archived)

Some brainiac coined it

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 21:37, archived)

i wonder who coined the phrase coined the phrase?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 1:06, archived)

Phrase Coiner

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 10:37, archived)

brainiac

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 13:01, archived)

www.etymonline.com/word/poindexter
(piss and shit, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 11:01, archived)

check out wordle gummidge here, everyone!

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 19:44, archived)

fucking lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 20:23, archived)

^word burglar

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 19:49, archived)

evening

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 19:56, archived)

I don't do wordle

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 20:29, archived)

It's become part of my morning routine, that and Connections

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 21:57, archived)

Conn er
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 23:24, archived)

Evening
Hobbits and gin are happening. This is a good thing.
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 20:28, archived)

Which hobbits? Frodo, Merry, Pippin, and Sam?
- or that bollocks with Bilbo and Thorin and Co?
- or that shit show with Lenny Henry's Oirish Halflings to be sure?
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 22:07, archived)

Frodo et al

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 6:35, archived)

best of all the hobbitses

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 6:56, archived)

gobbits?

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 22:51, archived)

Albert Mazikickedthebuketo

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 17:28, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 13:12, archived)

Well you would say that, wouldn't you.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 6 Apr 2026, 13:16, archived)

fyi I watched that recently, it was
fucking brilliant
Hurt magnificent, exocet-accurate as a horribly flawed, childish, manipulative roué. A bleak, funny, brilliant film
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 13:24, archived)

/unsubscribe

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 14:17, archived)

what film are you referring to?

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 15:05, archived)

Elephant man

( mongychops, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 15:07, archived)

Scandal

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 15:50, archived)

Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 16:26, archived)

Anal Whores 2: The Gapening

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 16:34, archived)

Transsexual Babysitters 4

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 16:48, archived)

president

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 18:33, archived)

Testiclés

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 13:30, archived)

bäłłęß

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 13:32, archived)

Bollocks tho

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 13:42, archived)

y tho

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 14:05, archived)

Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bollocks, or you’ll be living in Hell.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 14:12, archived)

It would have been more diplomatic and friendly to have called them "crazy little bollocks".

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 14:58, archived)

Queen'szzzzz....

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 6 Apr 2026, 18:49, archived)

Flat Bottomed Amphibious Landing Vehicles

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 19:25, archived)

I do like the Iranian Embassy's around the world trolling him . Even south Korea gave him a gold crown of a fallen despot as a gift. It's lulz if you ain't getting bombed

( mongychops, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 15:06, archived)

morning

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 7:44, archived)

Moaning

( Octo I ruin everything., Mon 6 Apr 2026, 7:51, archived)

Hiyas xx

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 8:24, archived)

sue pollard much?

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 8:30, archived)

y/n/o?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 8:37, archived)

Fuck you

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 9:44, archived)

thank you

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 11:24, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 9:24, archived)

HALLELUJAH! HE IS RISEN!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 5 Apr 2026, 18:04, archived)

happy dough boy day

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 5 Apr 2026, 18:20, archived)

JEWISH ZOMBIE DAY OH HAHAHA!!!!!!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 5 Apr 2026, 18:25, archived)

But enough about Netanyahu oh hahaha

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 5 Apr 2026, 18:51, archived)

I don't understand.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 5 Apr 2026, 19:05, archived)

There were rumours he was dead a few weeks ago
which he failed to dispel immediately with a video which people thought was AI, read the fucking news
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 5 Apr 2026, 19:43, archived)

Too busy posting on beeter

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 5 Apr 2026, 20:03, archived)

I read the news. Never saw any of that.

( mongychops, Sun 5 Apr 2026, 20:42, archived)

All I know is that there were a few thousand holes in blackburn lancashire

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 13:25, archived)

I made a fucking amazing crumble
Plum but with almond instead of flour.

Now I’m full and intoxicated.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 5 Apr 2026, 18:32, archived)

plumble, maybe yours will install a mixer tap

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 5 Apr 2026, 19:44, archived)

lol
first proper laugh of the whole day
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 5 Apr 2026, 20:27, archived)

^

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 5 Apr 2026, 21:31, archived)

alright cheers my old china plate

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 5 Apr 2026, 22:38, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 4:52, archived)

morning

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 11:25, archived)

Easter mingetits

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 5 Apr 2026, 12:45, archived)

Easter fudstench

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 5 Apr 2026, 12:52, archived)

Easter racism, antisemitism and bullying

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 5 Apr 2026, 13:36, archived)

it’s what Jesus would have wanted

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 5 Apr 2026, 14:00, archived)

Alright, Jeremy Corbyn

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 5 Apr 2026, 14:08, archived)

Got to love the catholic church.

( mongychops, Sun 5 Apr 2026, 15:10, archived)

Or they'll torture you to death

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 5 Apr 2026, 16:41, archived)

Oh they have multiple torture. Even becoming Catholic

( mongychops, Sun 5 Apr 2026, 17:19, archived)

I prefer Easter eggs

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 5 Apr 2026, 14:46, archived)

Sm+

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 5 Apr 2026, 14:59, archived)

Smeaster etc

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 5 Apr 2026, 15:03, archived)

When are Wester, Norther and Souther? It’s always Easter.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 5 Apr 2026, 15:49, archived)

Wow that's blown my mind man

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 5 Apr 2026, 16:28, archived)

nor'wester, sou'wester, ok? happy now?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Apr 2026, 16:31, archived)

Why can't west go first?

( mongychops, Sun 5 Apr 2026, 17:15, archived)

can ya?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Apr 2026, 17:31, archived)

Alphabetical order

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 5 Apr 2026, 18:25, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 5 Apr 2026, 5:41, archived)

morning

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 5 Apr 2026, 6:41, archived)

morning
- have you seen the backside of the moon this weekend?
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 5 Apr 2026, 7:24, archived)

LOL backside LOL moon

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 5 Apr 2026, 7:35, archived)

arse-moon thread?
Arsemis II
Artemis Poo
Moon bot
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 5 Apr 2026, 7:58, archived)

arsemoon dilbaro

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 5 Apr 2026, 8:34, archived)

Now, see I considered that, but thought it was too purile even for /chat
- I was wrong
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 5 Apr 2026, 12:00, archived)

willys AND bums

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 5 Apr 2026, 12:06, archived)

Neil Arsestrong

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 5 Apr 2026, 9:02, archived)

Neil ArseTHONG

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 5 Apr 2026, 12:00, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 5 Apr 2026, 8:35, archived)

moming

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Apr 2026, 11:54, archived)