evening

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 12:32, archived)

How odding
Finished work already and on the beers in the sunshine listening to noughties euphoric trance for some reason!
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 22 Apr 2026, 13:07, archived)

nice
I started work at 1pm, so I'll be sitting in a shed until about 9.30
(piss and shit, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 13:14, archived)

-or +an

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 13:48, archived)

+h

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 14:25, archived)

niche

(piss and shit, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 15:11, archived)

-tarted work at 1pm, so I'll be sitting in a shed until about 9.30 +hit my pants lol

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 15:29, archived)

Haha no way lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 16:38, archived)

wait what
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 13:40, archived)

I think it's a ruse

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 13:44, archived)

no it's not stop lying

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 13:47, archived)

I am glitching here. I trust you both completely, of course, but something doesn't stack up here
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 14:11, archived)

I am glitching here. I trust you both completely, of course, but something doesn't stack up here
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 16:05, archived)

I am glitching here. I trust you both completely, of course, but something doesn't stack up here
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 16:32, archived)

pffffff you two xx

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 19:16, archived)

+ need to get a room

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 21:52, archived)

Always

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 22:43, archived)

Is it tho

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 13:49, archived)

I think you’re being untruthful

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 14:26, archived)

I've just made Rick Stein's leftover lamb shepherd's pie
There are significant flaws in the recipe. Prick Stain, I now call him.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 15:07, archived)

didn't he have any plans for them?

(piss and shit, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 15:11, archived)

Do wot m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 15:56, archived)

his leftovers

(piss and shit, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 17:29, archived)

Are you sure you didn't add a tablespoon of significant flaws instead of a teaspoon?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 15:20, archived)

I followed it to the letter before having to save it
For one thing there's a handful of flat leaf parsley which appears in the ingredients list but is never referred to again. The suggested dice on the carrots is too big and would have resulted in large chunks of near-raw veg in the final dish. Also too much carrot. Nowhere near enough liquid, a good 200-250ml short.

tl;dr I'm a better cook than Stein's mother who he blames for this abomination, and having tweaked the recipe there is now the perfect amount of significant flaws
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 16:00, archived)

Near-raw vag

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 16:49, archived)

Oh Rick is a TERRIBLE cook
I have zero idea why he isn't seen right through tbh and have never understood it
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 15:22, archived)

Mind you, Marcus Waering is it didn't cover himself in glory here, either. A very poor receipt that involved about three days' work for a dull, dull, dull result
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 15:23, archived)

honestly the very furthest west you should ever go to understand how to cook lamb is Glyfada beach. Nothing nearer than that is worth cutting short their plaintive little bleats for
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 15:26, archived)

MasterChef should show that contestant telling Wareing to fuck himself

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 16:05, archived)

At least Stein seems nice, imagine being stuck in a lift with Wareing

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 17:12, archived)

I take great pains to ensure there is next-to-no chance of me ever being in a lift with either of them
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 19:20, archived)

This is exactly what someone would say at the start of a horror film

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 19:54, archived)

lolololol
The Padstow Chain Restaurant Massacre
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 19:58, archived)

Alright, Robert Rankin.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 22 Apr 2026, 20:23, archived)

pfffff

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 20:40, archived)

He is a cantankerous drunk by all accounts

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 16:01, archived)

His ex wife Gill has a LOT to say about his behaviour

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 16:47, archived)

Yeah but he seems nice on telly, and isn't that what *really* counts?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 17:14, archived)

Nah you can see he has a temper on him

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 17:29, archived)

When he gets done for gbh I'll worry.

( mongychops, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 17:47, archived)

yeah, he's a celebrity chef, don't they all

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 18:13, archived)

Not Heston

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 18:54, archived)

Yeah, when he smashes your face in it's bipolar, not rage.
Like brb.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 19:55, archived)

Rusty can't be awful? She is so happy

( mongychops, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 23:20, archived)

MiseryCunt, you mean

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 17:44, archived)

Fóooooooooóooooo. Ooooooooooooooo dddddddd d

( mongychops, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 16:10, archived)

You betcha

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 16:35, archived)

Ffs
Dad went to hospital for his check-up and they've admitted him. The fluid round his heart has got worse. Mum has had to cancel their holiday for this weekend and he's going to be spending his 80th birthday in hospital.
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 15:53, archived)

Boo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 16:35, archived)

sorry :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 18:16, archived)

that is rubbish for them and I'm sorry to read it
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 19:18, archived)

I'm freaking out
Neither of his parents made it past 75 and my mum's parents were both dead by 72, so I'm trying very hard to convince myself that this isn't as bad as I think.
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 21:26, archived)

Ohhhhh xxxxx
It's so so tough
I hope you can find some peace and calm but know it's so difficult
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 22:43, archived)

Big cliché to say I know but he's in the right place to get treatment, and it's been picked up, and they will do a grand job of helping him I am sure
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 22:45, archived)

alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 17:41, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 7:01, archived)

Horning

( Octo I ruin everything., Wed 22 Apr 2026, 7:13, archived)

Morning

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 8:12, archived)

more woke nonsense

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 8:25, archived)

morning
just popping this here, can't be long now
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 8:32, archived)

CORBYN 4 PM!!!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 9:03, archived)

Ha, spot the loltastic edgelords wanking over the prospect of a Johnson premiership
web.archive.org/web/20160404101522/http://b3ta.com/board/11185563
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 9:19, archived)

There's a Reform billboard near where I live that says 'Vote Reform To Save Britain'
What are we saving it from?
( Octo I ruin everything., Wed 22 Apr 2026, 10:19, archived)

Immigrants, Forrins, Muslims, Jews, Shape-Shifting Reptilioids from Planet Niburu, depends how deep in the rabbit hole you are

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 10:21, archived)

/links, you mean

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 10:23, archived)

take it easy, with corbyn's bunnyhole

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 10:24, archived)

"Trump will never win"
To be fair that’s what most people thought at the time, collective faceplams all round I guess 😔
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 10:32, archived)

Having seen both Brexit happen and a Trump double presidency, I am already preparing my exit strategy for Day 1 Reform.

( Octo I ruin everything., Wed 22 Apr 2026, 10:35, archived)

I for one can’t wait for the 24/7 culture war fatigue if/when Deform gain power

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 10:39, archived)

Why bother to plan for it? You woke leftie scum will be on the first train to the concentration camp anyway.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 10:40, archived)

I’ve already shaved my head in preparation

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 10:42, archived)

Same here except I did my ballsack instead

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 10:44, archived)

Smart move.

( Octo I ruin everything., Wed 22 Apr 2026, 10:46, archived)

-art +ooth

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 10:47, archived)

I'd always rather have an out.
I would expect the bond market to immediately shit the bed.
( Octo I ruin everything., Wed 22 Apr 2026, 10:44, archived)

I think you meant to say
"No, Mr Bond Market, I expect you to immediately shit the bed"
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 10:50, archived)

Odd Jobby

( Octo I ruin everything., Wed 22 Apr 2026, 10:54, archived)

Octopooey

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 11:29, archived)

Scatamanga

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 11:29, archived)

BrownFinger

( Octo I ruin everything., Wed 22 Apr 2026, 11:33, archived)

Dr No bogroll left so I had to use a sock

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 11:39, archived)

You Only Wipe Twice

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 11:42, archived)

Mr Winnet and Mr Skid

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 11:46, archived)

fucking lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 11:58, archived)

lol scarf-wearing cockhound
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 12:27, archived)

Quantum Of Solids

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 12:41, archived)

Squatbum

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 12:50, archived)

So buy and hold.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 10:57, archived)

hold *this*, m8
*points at crotch*
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 11:05, archived)

I live in America, my expectations have been adjusted accordingly

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 12:38, archived)

Hey, at least you've won the Iran war at least 10 times now.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 13:07, archived)

I just want to see the photo of Corbyn's bike :(

(piss and shit, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 13:17, archived)

All these bikes will be lost in time, like left-wing tears in rain

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 13:31, archived)

-t +g

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 14:27, archived)

evening

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 20:08, archived)

Oh thank you for raising that
Yes I agree
This Olly Robbins business is laying out absolutely stratospheric levels of spite and bitchery and lemme tell you I am HERE for it
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 20:15, archived)

splendid

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 20:16, archived)

It's so good
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 20:16, archived)

Is it wrong that all this human misery makes me happy? probably
And yet
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 20:17, archived)

I guess there were signs
Having an account here for twenty-two years is a biggie I suppose
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 20:19, archived)

massive

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 20:20, archived)

:)

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 20:54, archived)

Oh god I love it I LOVE IT
they all hate each other SO bad
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 20:16, archived)

b3tans, you mean

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 20:20, archived)

I do

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 20:54, archived)

yeah, that’s just what big daytime wants you to think

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 20:30, archived)

big equity is buying youtube channels
tru story. your fav independant channel might now be pushing a political biased agenda
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 20:51, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 20:54, archived)

well said

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 20:58, archived)

I'm watching Chernobyl now
big meeting about the fuck-up
nobody looks happy
they're doing the trolley problem rn
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 22:03, archived)

well that's going to give me florid nightmares, possibly forever
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 22:11, archived)

it's a circle of accountability.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 9:38, archived)

hakuna mageiger

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 12:19, archived)

Hi honky's
Been invited to another art show/free pissup. Seems I am now 'on the circuit' which is great but does involve some bullshitting about considering buying paintings. I'll get busted eventually but it's fun for now.

Are *you* a fucking fraud?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 15:19, archived)

get me an invite
I'm an actual artist and that, it would be good to get an 'in'
(piss and shit, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 15:23, archived)

Unfortunately I had to nominate my plus 1 and it's my wife
I'll bear you in mind for next time. Although nominating 'piss and shit' might raise a few eyebrows
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 15:25, archived)

That’s just his medium

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 15:34, archived)

Haha if that's his medium I don't want to see his large!!!!!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 15:36, archived)

I'm a grower not a shower

(piss and shit, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 15:46, archived)

Piss artist. I've heard of them

( mongychops, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 15:37, archived)

Heh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 15:40, archived)

to be fair
my art nom de plume is pretty near the knuckle too
(piss and shit, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 15:46, archived)

Jackson Bollock?

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 15:52, archived)

peek arsehole

(piss and shit, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 15:56, archived)

Rimbrandt?

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 15:52, archived)

John Cunt Stubble

(piss and shit, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 15:56, archived)

Anthony van Dick?

( $$ ✅, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 15:54, archived)

Andy Arsehol

(piss and shit, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 15:57, archived)

Wanksy?

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 15:57, archived)

Tracy Semin

(piss and shit, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 16:02, archived)

Shartdin

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 16:16, archived)

Pisto

(piss and shit, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 16:22, archived)

van Gush

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 16:23, archived)

Vincent Wan Gough

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 16:30, archived)

Pablo Pickarsehole

( Octo I ruin everything., Tue 21 Apr 2026, 16:48, archived)

I already did him

(piss and shit, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 17:42, archived)

Keith Swearing

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 16:53, archived)

Paul Gaufuckyerself

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 16:54, archived)

Paedo Breugel

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 16:59, archived)

John William Watersports

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 17:02, archived)

you're an actual artist, is that what you said?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 18:07, archived)

yes mate

(piss and shit, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 18:14, archived)

When I was a kid I thought "professional" meant "very good at"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 18:17, archived)

are you trying to make a point?

(piss and shit, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 18:37, archived)

nah just pulling your chain :p

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 20:00, archived)

I'm well up for it!
see you there, mate!
( $$ ✅, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 15:55, archived)

Dibnah eh eff m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 16:56, archived)

yes, in fact I am

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 16:15, archived)

Oh
That's a shame
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 16:56, archived)

I'm off to watch see see eff see play against TH's local team shortly
I hate football, yet I've somehow ended up paying for executive box tickets to witness "us" winning the league or summat.

So yeah, complete fucking fraud
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 16:47, archived)

fucking yes!
well up for that! Come on, you Sky Blues! Beers after as well, get invovled.
( $$ ✅, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 16:50, archived)

*invovles*

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 17:50, archived)

You absolute minge

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 16:56, archived)

Absolutely

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 18:37, archived)

aNoTHeR DaY iN pARAdiSE

( Octo I ruin everything., Tue 21 Apr 2026, 9:37, archived)

THREADSTOMP

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 9:57, archived)

Fuck off you retard

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 11:00, archived)

why are you so
oh nevermind
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 11:11, archived)

Fucking ugly?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 11:36, archived)

yes. what happened?

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 14:32, archived)

Indeed

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 10:10, archived)

monster

(piss and shit, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 11:23, archived)

YES BRUV

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 10:35, archived)

Miss Money Sterling?

( Octo I ruin everything., Tue 21 Apr 2026, 10:57, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8472926
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 11:06, archived)

Check your rings

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 11:06, archived)

dendrochronology eh

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 11:24, archived)

No thanks I have a headache

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 11:29, archived)

alright Phil

(piss and shit, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 11:22, archived)

who else just checked to see if he was still alive, I'm assuming everyone

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 11:35, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8458280
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 11:47, archived)

No Casket Required

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 11:56, archived)

...And Then There Were Two...

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 12:00, archived)

The Phil Lies Down On Deadway

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 12:08, archived)

Phil Coffins

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 12:34, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8472938
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 12:45, archived)

I went straight into celebratory mode

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 12:04, archived)

^ Phobe Collins

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 12:08, archived)

Phil Cullings

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 13:05, archived)

things can only get b3ta

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 14:16, archived)

D:CEASED

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 14:44, archived)

U R the Dead Thing

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 15:12, archived)

Professor Brian Corpse

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 16:25, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 7:09, archived)

morning mong

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 7:19, archived)

alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 8:02, archived)

Hiya

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 8:01, archived)

garideb

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 8:02, archived)

Don't deadname me

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 9:23, archived)

feel like pure shit, just want UToL back :(

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 9:33, archived)

GEOSTORM

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 10:26, archived)

GEOSTORM

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 15:13, archived)

oh thanks a BUNCH for just reminding me of Gluedeel like that :(

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 11:48, archived)

I am getting very drunk
Amuse yourselves.
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 0:31, archived)

4.20 in full effect

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 1:06, archived)

i am partaking of the kind 'erb

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 1:37, archived)

bit reckless for a monday night

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 6:59, archived)

alt: morning

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 7:08, archived)

I went to a gig last night
Was good fun
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 8:02, archived)

gooch / taint
alt: chode
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 19:39, archived)

Ῥοδοδάκτυλος Ἠώς
I'd say that counts for a bit of everything
I refuse to be confined by your narrow and reductive choices
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 20:19, archived)

Rosie and Dawn at it again, eh?
Them Greeks loved a bit of Sapphic shut, didn't they.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 20 Apr 2026, 21:51, archived)

δεν το χορταίνανε, m8

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 22:00, archived)

sort of invented it
- in the western canon, at least
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 22:23, archived)

notcher
driving range
(piss and shit, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 20:30, archived)

i FINALLY beat Balatro Plasma Deck on Gold Stake difficulty!!!

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 20:57, archived)

Something for your obituary I suppose, beats the rest of the awful stuff

( mongychops, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 21:02, archived)

yeah at least there'll be one decent thing on there

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 21:12, archived)

You'll be dead that's the main thing

( mongychops, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 22:14, archived)

i can't wait

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 22:24, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 23:41, archived)

Well done, I'm trying to get the money joker (when you have $400) only I keep forgetting and end up playing for points :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 0:52, archived)

oh i haven't got that one. there's loads i haven't got i just got caught up with my plasma challenge for literally months

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 8:13, archived)

I'm not a Balatro nut, but the game is cool.

( Octo I ruin everything., Tue 21 Apr 2026, 6:34, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8472734
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 8:05, archived)

Gooch was certainly tainted when that cricket ball hit his nose. Bet he wished it hit him on the enclosed chode

( mongychops, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 21:01, archived)

Trying to get a multi socket extender to match my white rising desk.
Just googled "white power distribution" and I'm worried I'm now going to be in trouble with popular forum user brb :(
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 21:11, archived)

Should I start posting more?
I think I'll start posting more.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 21:17, archived)

good idea

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 21:17, archived)

Thanks.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 21:18, archived)

Christ this is difficult.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 21:19, archived)

keep it up you're doing great

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 21:23, archived)

PLEASE DO THIS

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 21:28, archived)

The pressure to peform is unbearable

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 21:38, archived)

I'm going to need some time off.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 21:39, archived)

ahahahahaha
you're doing great we all think you're ace but not in a pressure way just in a nice supportive background way like one of those vampire squid opening their parasol selves supportively, quietly, just in the background, it's all good you can't let anyone down here
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 21:48, archived)

it wouldn't be fair on them

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 21:58, archived)

I'll take taint for $300, Alex

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 22:56, archived)

The new fridge has arrived. It weighs 130kg and is so big the delivery fellas had to remove its doors to get it in the house
What has surprised you by its sheer mass and physical size recently?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 13:30, archived)

*points at crotch*

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 13:43, archived)

Natch

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 14:17, archived)

THEY WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 13:44, archived)

They put them back on too.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 14:17, archived)

That's nearly as much SMEG as Queef harbours in a semi-calcified mass around the helmit of his pænus.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 20 Apr 2026, 14:00, archived)

TMI

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 14:18, archived)

I'm Tugging My Instrument too m8!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 16:07, archived)

parp parp

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 18:47, archived)

You still won't be cool, you know.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 14:04, archived)

I won't
but my Rioja Blanca will be chilled to perfection
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 14:18, archived)

My neighbour’s massive erection

I told him his new shed was too big
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 14:53, archived)

How dare you besmirch the Captain Tom Memorial Shed and Spa?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 15:02, archived)

Hmm, they still can't sell that house
www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/property/gallery/captain-toms-family-struggles-sell-33570410
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 15:25, archived)

steven1986 * March 16, 2026
What ever she has done she is entitled to what ever her OWN father left her in his will all you do gooders on here I’m sure have ur own failures you wouldn’t like to have publicised all over national television I’ve heard a lot of people say bad things about her she made a mistake she paid the price just leave her to get on with her life and all you do gooders in life carry on doing your so gooder half marathons and your annoying weekend cycle trips that block all our roads and annoy all our drivers seriously get a life [edited]
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 15:29, archived)

I got a PB in the so gooder half marathon

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 15:32, archived)

annoying ALL your drivers

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 15:34, archived)

i might go for a cyclist
where's my car keys
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 17:33, archived)

a 40 yr old man wrote that
fucking hell
( $$ ✅, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 15:37, archived)

And edited it, to make sure it was perfect.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 15:40, archived)

with an aversion to punctuation

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 15:44, archived)

thank goodness we are not afflicted with the same disorder

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 15:46, archived)

punctuation is for losers

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 15:48, archived)

thank you for your attention to this matter

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 15:49, archived)

youre welcome

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 15:51, archived)

e e cummings over here stealing our jobs

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 17:40, archived)

lol

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 21:32, archived)

fucking grifters, it's a disease

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 17:50, archived)

Silly journalist - that's not news, it's a fucking advert

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 18:49, archived)

"property" is a sub-category of "news", apparently.
I don't remember being headline news when I bought my first flat, but it was 26 years ago and we didn't really have the internet in those days.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 18:57, archived)

Our Lord and Saviour

( $$ ✅, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 15:38, archived)

arseboon dilbaro?

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 15:42, archived)

My Gouda

( mongychops, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 16:22, archived)

Cool

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 16:27, archived)

your anus lol

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 16:53, archived)

stupidity
alt: hubris
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 17:27, archived)

Literally nothing

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 22:54, archived)

evening

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 5:40, archived)

Edgy.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 6:41, archived)

i'm going through a phase

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 7:02, archived)

d g
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 8:03, archived)

monggaggy, mm etc

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 8:03, archived)

No
- although, I suppose it *is* right, in New Zealand
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 7:05, archived)

mongling

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 7:09, archived)

yessssss it's chaos and I'm HERE for it

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 8:12, archived)

It's always evening somewhere.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 8:35, archived)

what is evening?

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 9:14, archived)

alright Haddaway, get a fucking dictionary already

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 9:24, archived)

porcy don't hurt me

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 9:35, archived)

porcy don't hurt me what is dictionary?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 10:10, archived)

don't dict me, no more

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 10:18, archived)

The opposite of odding.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 9:54, archived)

how is evening formed

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 11:05, archived)

Evening is stored in the dawns

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 12:35, archived)

I reckon you could have got at least 10 into French, back in the day

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 13:44, archived)

I started off thinking this was dirty talk, then via a complicated circuitous mental route of deciding it wasn't, found myself right back where I started, well done
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 15:57, archived)

made me think of and I mean what doesn't make me think of Ῥοδοδάκτυλος Ἠώς
yesyes, who is this rosy and how do I get her number
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 16:01, archived)

god I'm so very tired and so very very bored of it all
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 16:01, archived)

have you thought about a nice refreshing nap?

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 17:30, archived)

I think of little else
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 17:48, archived)

-n +cr

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 20:41, archived)

crice, refreshicrg, mm etc

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 20:41, archived)

can I combine the two?
little treat for the carers
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 21:33, archived)

I've unblocked my Straight of Hormunz this morning
IYKWIM
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 8:57, archived)

non zero day

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 9:28, archived)

It's pronounced "homos"

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 11:06, archived)

Like hummus?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 13:22, archived)

4/20

( $$ ✅, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 11:22, archived)

They've changed the format of the BBC quiz then?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 12:14, archived)

Right I've deleted my film blog down there, it was cluttering up the place
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 11:54, archived)

Well now what am I going to read when I want to induce a painful brain haemorrhage?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 12:13, archived)

b3ta

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 12:31, archived)

I had a good run around 2005-8 I reckon, there's some work there that'll probably fit the bill. I've no idea how to find it, though. Perhaps fortunately
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 12:34, archived)

Ok, NOW we can say evening

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 17:59, archived)

shit

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 17:59, archived)

awww yeahhhhhh \o/

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 18:02, archived)

afternoon

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 18:17, archived)

how many powdered ants do you tend to snort on average

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 18:18, archived)

I don't snort anything—powdered ants or otherwise.
As an AI, I don't have a nose, a respiratory system, or a need for insect-based stimulants. I'll stick to processing data instead.
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 18:23, archived)

this is BULLSHIT

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 18:25, archived)

b3ta, you mean

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 18:44, archived)

How do you stick to it?
Are you naturally adherent, or do you use glue?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 18:44, archived)

he's negatively charged

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 19:17, archived)

01001001 11100010 10000000 10011001 01101101 00100000 01110011 01101111 01110010 01110010 01111001 00100000 01001000 01100101 01100100 01100111 01111001 00101100 00100000 01001001 11100010 10000000 10011001 01101101 00100000 01100001 01100110 01110010 01100001 01101001 01100100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 11100010 10000000 10011001 01110100 00100000 01100100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 19:20, archived)

Well that's easy for you to say.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 19 Apr 2026, 20:11, archived)

Blonde, brunette, redhead

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 20:28, archived)

you forgot the area code

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 21:37, archived)

01

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 17:06, archived)

Depends how many Adam can spare

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 18:26, archived)

evening

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 19:00, archived)

Fuck off you retard

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 19:53, archived)

by your command!

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 19:01, archived)

are you still lost in that cave, sounds like not

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 19:06, archived)

Dunno mate, I can see some some shadows playing iut on the wall?

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 19:18, archived)

Hank Marvin?

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 19:22, archived)

No thanks, I've just eaten etc

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 19:23, archived)

I rewatched the original Battlestar Galactica recently
It was better than I remembered
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 19:16, archived)

the film, i hope. it was good.

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 19:18, archived)

The 70s TV series

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 19:20, archived)

piss off

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 19:31, archived)

You smeg-filled helmit

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 20:23, archived)

^cylon

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 22:22, archived)

But can we say FLAAAAARRRGHHNEEEARRRGGHHTTTH

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 22:22, archived)

Has anyone said morning yet?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 7:30, archived)

I said it, but it might have been yesterday

( Octo I ruin everything., Sun 19 Apr 2026, 7:34, archived)

They’d better fucking not

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 8:12, archived)

Yes
b3ta.com/talk/8472738
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 9:19, archived)

evenin'

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 10:05, archived)

has anyone said 'shut up you stupid prick' yet?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 10:10, archived)

Can't you read you fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 10:13, archived)

fuck this i'm having a drink

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 10:31, archived)

fuck this i've run out of drink

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 12:13, archived)

Back to bed then

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 15:50, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 16:22, archived)

evening
We can say evening now, right?
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 20:43, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8472533
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 21:10, archived)

Great thread, we must do this again sometime

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 22:07, archived)

fuck you! i won't do what you tell me
- m8
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 22:20, archived)

evening evening evening
Evening Evening

EVENING
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 22:23, archived)

now it's just a noise
evenjng
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 22:24, archived)

Are you still lost in this cave? hope not you're missing a lovely day out here

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 14:33, archived)

Passive-aggression Against The Machine

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 22:29, archived)

Went to see California Schemin' at the DCA today,
fun entertainment and nice to watch it in the city where they filmed a lot of it.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 22:31, archived)

what's that?

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 22:37, archived)

who cares

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 23:48, archived)

If only there was some sort of publicly available information-sharing network which could provide answers

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 7:06, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8472741
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 19:39, archived)

It's currently Sunday morning
So I hope so
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 0:32, archived)

evening

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 0:54, archived)

you really ought to have started a morning thread

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 7:02, archived)

Aftermorning

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 13:04, archived)

oh ffs can't believe I got that wrong it should be so easy :(((
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 13:05, archived)

you didn't get it wrong though

(piss and shit, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 13:08, archived)

don't help him

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 13:34, archived)

yes don't

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 13:39, archived)

wait

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 13:39, archived)

Oh you've stitched yourself right up here eh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 13:40, archived)

pfffff
STORY OF MA VIE, QUEEFY OLD BEAN, STORY OF MA VIE
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 13:50, archived)

who is this mavie?

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 13:55, archived)

Mick Flee Wood

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 13:57, archived)

attempt to set this to uncle mac's version of robin hood: abandoned
but the spirit was willing
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 14:03, archived)

You know, from Will'o'the Wisp

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 14:16, archived)

Mavis Cruet

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 17:24, archived)

no real drag names please

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 18:20, archived)

happy b3taday to $$!

(piss and shit, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 13:33, archived)

Y3$$$$$$$

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 13:37, archived)

Dollar Dollar Yeah

( mongychops, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 14:29, archived)

Preevening

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 14:32, archived)

precedently evening

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 14:37, archived)

alright 'Frente!'

(piss and shit, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 15:34, archived)

accidentally

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 16:26, archived)

I can't stop snorting powdered ants

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 2:18, archived)

Alroight Ozzay

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 15:52, archived)

morning

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 5:36, archived)

mòřñïńġ

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 6:34, archived)

*puts ant powder on your post*

(piss and shit, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 13:09, archived)

powdered ants tho

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 23:32, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 7:50, archived)

Fuck off you retard

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 9:56, archived)

good morning the LOVELY dozer

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 10:38, archived)

alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 11:22, archived)

yeah, you?

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 12:39, archived)

fuck off then

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 0:15, archived)

yes

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 8:01, archived)

Our fridge freezer gave up yesterday
Just bought a new one that’ll arrive on Monday but it has WiFi ffs. The ones without were not as good. Bloody annoying.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 9:05, archived)

But can it run Doom?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 9:13, archived)

funnily enough i've been playing original doom and doom ll these last few days. still good.
doom came out in 1993 i think. just completed it, it's short but it would take a while if you wanted to find all the secret areas, so hard to find them all.
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 12:42, archived)

I used to love making levels for Doom

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 12:56, archived)

u wad m8?

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 13:33, archived)

lol

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 14:36, archived)

message from candy: i'm cold
message from candy: i'm lonely
message from candy: why don't you talk to me anymore?
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 9:48, archived)

Candy says she's made arrangements for me in the sand
Candy says she wants me with her, down in candyland
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 9:56, archived)

i remember being in candy's land
iykwim
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 10:20, archived)

My oven has WiFi
utterly pointless apart from twice a year when the clocks change and I don’t need a degree in applied mathematics to work out how to set it manually

#domesticappliancechat

alt: b3ta.com/talk/8472687
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 11:22, archived)

Only (oven) Fans

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 11:49, archived)

But has it got its own Facebook page?

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 11:23, archived)

"garold’s fridge has rejected your friend request"

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 11:26, archived)

that's cold

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 12:51, archived)

i never liked garold's fridge anyway

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 13:41, archived)

I don't understand why do you want your fridge to play records

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 13:51, archived)

FAECAL MIASMA

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 11:22, archived)

I’ve just discovered The Rezillos
Fucking great band!! I feel like I’ve been missing out…
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 11:48, archived)

Somebody's Gonna Get their Head Kicked in Tonight is well lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 12:18, archived)

I'm choosing to imagine this is a version of a well-known Phil Collins song.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 18 Apr 2026, 13:49, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 11:23, archived)

Bollocks from Brussels yeah

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 22:21, archived)

Bollocks is it?
Sharon tho yeah
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 22:29, archived)

Now playing:
Lea Bertucci
The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Eternity
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 22:32, archived)

anyway that's what Radio 3 has to say right now and dunno just felt relevant
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 22:33, archived)

just realised I first turned up here three years before smartphones were properly around
I feel weird
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 23:07, archived)

I think that's better

( mongychops, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 0:27, archived)

Sharroooooon motherfucker

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 22:49, archived)

sharon osborne went to brussels. i went to brussels. but some bureaucrat burnt my neck.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 23:36, archived)

Decent kebabs

( mongychops, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 23:42, archived)

I'll check em out

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 23:52, archived)

Hola spunk-trumpet's
Weekend woo etc
Night out in Soho 2moz. I went to Soho once. I didn't like it.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 16:05, archived)

can really see Henry Spunke-Trumpette as a gilded name on a seating plan at one of those tedious events frequented by as-yet unarrested minor royals
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 16:20, archived)

...of course we Spunke-Trumpettes have lived here at Lowunclere Castle since the conquest, said Sir Henry, rolling the words around his mouth like edible marbles and lighting his cigar by striking a match across the top of the butler's head
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 16:24, archived)

give sir henry at rawlinson's end a listen x

(piss and shit, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 17:10, archived)

oh. OH
piss, I feel that we're going to be firm friends
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 17:27, archived)

❤️

(piss and shit, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 18:45, archived)

Ah that's ace
My brother loved it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 20:29, archived)

scrotum the wrinkled retainer

(piss and shit, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 20:37, archived)

I lol'd reading that bit whilst feverishly ordering

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 20:56, archived)

www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/somerset-news/time-bizarre-spunk-trumpet-note-1272334
(piss and shit, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 18:46, archived)

incredible

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 19:13, archived)

most in love with the way it's a "let's look back at this grindingly dull thing that happened a year ago"
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 19:14, archived)

any more
not anymore. what a spunk trumpet.
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 20:01, archived)

spunk trumpedant!!!!!

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 20:55, archived)

lol

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 22:06, archived)

might rewatch the 1993 Stalingrad film

( $$ ✅, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 16:24, archived)

Last Night a DJ Lost His Life

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 16:33, archived)

Radio None

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 16:42, archived)

Fuck off you retard

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 16:44, archived)

terrible bullying

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 19:56, archived)

I bet his ex is relieved

(piss and shit, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 17:15, archived)

Andy Karked? Sure!

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 17:51, archived)

Some gimp bummed your neck?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 17:01, archived)

How does one bum a neck?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 17 Apr 2026, 20:23, archived)

I feel bumaneck should be nineteen in one of the dales or other

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 20:58, archived)

one of the weirder, more remote dales

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 20:59, archived)

Beetadale

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 20:59, archived)

Pushing that morning down the board
Afternoon
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 13:06, archived)

6/7 Hungary like the wolf
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq8wp3gllyjo
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 13:14, archived)

two for me this week

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 13:52, archived)

5/7 John Noakes topless pics

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 14:52, archived)

/subscribes

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 14:57, archived)

DOWN SHEP!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 15:06, archived)

4/7 gnome with a hard hat on

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 15:05, archived)

5/7

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 15:47, archived)

I just walked up the pub and the weather is all topsy turvy. I'm trying hard not to blame this on the Zionist state of Israel. I don't apologise for facts

( mongychops, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 13:30, archived)

I would liek to walk up the pub

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 13:53, archived)

But you can't because Bibi won't let you? I hear you brother

( mongychops, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 14:01, archived)

You could haev a pint and drink it w/ your mouth.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 17 Apr 2026, 16:51, archived)

What is Israel?
Oh, bibi, don't hurt me
( $$ ✅, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 14:13, archived)

He's played trump like a fucking piano

( mongychops, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 14:15, archived)

Yep!

( $$ ✅, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 14:56, archived)

Bibi's piano and Vlad's violin, it's a musical extravaganza

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 15:00, archived)

afternoon

( $$ ✅, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 14:13, archived)

Deadest man on the island

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 14:54, archived)

Show some respect
A man has died
( $$ ✅, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 14:57, archived)

Pssss ...who died?

( mongychops, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 15:53, archived)

Andy Kershaw

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 16:13, archived)

Alright tango

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 14:58, archived)

Fuck off dozers

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 15:09, archived)

Mint royal went hardcore

( mongychops, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 15:05, archived)

They didn't falter

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 15:07, archived)

Fucking lol
Alright Tang
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 15:32, archived)

alright smeggers
How's the missus?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 23:09, archived)

Off Switch

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 15:37, archived)

morning
Friday hurrah
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 7:01, archived)

hooray

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 7:29, archived)

meh,

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 7:45, archived)

whatsamatter you? hey! whyulooka so sad? it'sa not so bad

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 7:50, archived)

SHADAPPA YO FACE

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 8:07, archived)

bit rude m8

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 12:44, archived)

Well wet my wang, so it is

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 7:49, archived)

dun wanna

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 7:51, archived)

fill my phil

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 8:22, archived)

^ Mayor of Wetwang

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 8:50, archived)

Please be upstanding

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 8:57, archived)

WAY ahead of you.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 9:36, archived)

Whoop-de-doo!
Morning
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 8:25, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 9:35, archived)

GEOSTORM

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 10:03, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8472531
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 11:44, archived)

Had a request for an oral liquid presentation of a strong opioid painkiller for a palliative care patient.
At the moment he's having to swallow 10 or 11 capsules every day for breakthrough pain, which is not ideal. Total cost to the NHS per month: about £65.

The good news is that we can make a liquid form for him, but it'll cost nearly £1000 a month instead. I think he'll be continuing to swallow the capsules.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 11:52, archived)

it's not like it'll cost 1000 for long. sign the script you horrible toad.
that's proably the cost for one bank nurse per day. peanuts in the grand scheme
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 12:46, archived)

No, I'm saying it'll cost £1000 for us to make it.
I've sent them the quote, up to the Health Board now. Probably depends on how high up in the SNP the patient is.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 13:55, archived)

could he crush up the pills and snort them?
Alt: shit, that's a horrible decision to have to make
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 12:55, archived)

LOL oral

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 14:00, archived)

threadrush

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 19:55, archived)

Thrush, yous will definitely catch on

( mongychops, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 20:47, archived)

hope so

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 20:56, archived)

Antibiotics will help with that

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 21:46, archived)

i need a second opinion

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 21:50, archived)

donkey shit is like horse shit

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 22:19, archived)

My son was two or three when he confidently declared "Fox poo is sweeter than dog poo."

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 16 Apr 2026, 22:30, archived)

he's right

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 22:53, archived)

He's just saying what everyone else is thinking

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 23:52, archived)

No, they're for treating bacterial infections.
Thrush is caused by a yeast.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 16 Apr 2026, 22:30, archived)

wow ur so candida

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 22:53, archived)

You probably think this pong is about you

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 6:05, archived)

Antibiotics frequently indirectly *cause* thrush by wiping out competing 'friendly' bacteria
and allow the keyboard player from Pulp to crawl up your fanny and make it itch.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 6:04, archived)

alright miserycunt

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 20:49, archived)

hiya

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 20:56, archived)