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drinking my first ever glass of sake
it's definitely an acquired taste. are you an acquired taste? if so please tell me about yourself and include diagrams.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 18:23, archived)
Fuck's sake

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 18:26, archived)
-'s sake +off you retard

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 18:29, archived)

I am glitching here. I trust you both completely, of course, but something doesn't stack up here
(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:25, archived)
the way this keeps happening is filling me with joy
sorry, I mean I'm glitching here
(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:31, archived)

stack up here stack up here stack up here
(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:43, archived)
pfffffff

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:53, archived)
pfffffffunk soul brother

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:55, archived)
I don't mind sake. As long as it's not cooking sake. I'm off to Hanoi on the 5th

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 18:46, archived)
planning a trip to japan in oct, just talking about it atm
might not happen but would be great if it does.
i haven't been abroad for fucking ages.
and never anywhere in the far east
(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 19:23, archived)
actually the last time i went abroad was when someone was doing 140 in a 40 zone on a bike
and the police kept coming to my house like i had anything to do with it and so i panicked and rode to spain for a few weeks. came back and the cunts were still knocking. wasn't me tho so all came good in the end.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 19:28, archived)
I went to Japan. That was 2002 tho. I'm sure much has changed.

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 19:33, archived)
i wanted to be there for the year 2000
so, yeah. anyway i've got a thing on learning japanese so i've got to go. i already know three words of chinese fluently as well. and i had a mongolian blue spot when i was born. i'm basically one of them. i'm a slant eye. i just want to go home.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 19:40, archived)

I only just recently learned about this it's FASCINATING
(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 20:02, archived)

I am glitching here
(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:27, archived)

read the wiki, it claims "ink bottom" is a tease for calling someone immature, I was SO HAPPY finding this out last week
(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:30, archived)
white bottom was a tease for calling someone a posh cunt in india

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:37, archived)
did you sort out somewhere to stay or are you just going to wing it?

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 19:35, archived)
if he doesn't wing it he probably won't get there m8

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 19:36, archived)
Just booked the flight there. I'll sort the rest later

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 19:46, archived)
are you flying by ICBM or by plane?

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 19:48, archived)
Iran air

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:28, archived)
nice. just remember in iran giving the thumbs up is the same as giving the middle finger
dunno if that still applies when you're over other countries tho
(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:39, archived)
to be clear, you're talking about inserting them into an orifice?

(, Sun 26 Apr 2026, 17:47, archived)
two wings don't make a flight

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 20:17, archived)
wait

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 20:17, archived)
what

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:40, archived)
Fuck off you retard

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:45, archived)
you would say that

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:48, archived)
From choice or desperation?

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 18:48, archived)
choice
i'm starting to eat more asian style food, like cooking it. mainly because i genuinely like it, so i was in an asian grocery store and i just wanted to try sake. difficult to describe it. tastes like way more spirity than 16% abv. definitely warms you up which for most of the time in japan i would have thought that's the last thing you'd want.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 19:08, archived)
Japan gets very cold in the winter in some places

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 19:37, archived)
yes i know that professor
in japanese culture you heat the person not the house an all, (traditional) houses are designed to mitigate the summer heat, few have central heating, it'd be pretty pointless, as they're drafty as fuck so yeah a warming drink in the winter with your 12 layers of clothing and your heated carpet is probably warranted.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 19:41, archived)
They have aircon

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 19:47, archived)
i'll fucking aircon you in a minute
sorry the sake is kicking in now
(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 19:49, archived)
did you like it when you went?

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 19:53, archived)
Yeah, great place. Great people.

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:28, archived)
yeah. it looks beautiful from what i've seen taking the content with a pinch of msg, but it looks lovely.
i can['t wait to bow as i walk through a Torii gate

also i literally bought a bag of pure msg today. fucking can't wait to get my nose into that
(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:33, archived)
One thing with Japan is they say things are ancient. Many of the original sites are, the monuments and buildings destroyed and rebuilt due to earthquakes and wars.

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:56, archived)
justified and ancient
make mine a '99
(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:58, archived)

sorry bit pissed now
(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:59, archived)
second bottle of sake tastes drastically smoother than the first and not just because i've had a few beers in between
wow that is hugely more nicer than the first. so much smoother. colour is completely white instead of slightly straw coloured. god that is, yeah, if proper money sake is way better than this which wasn't expensive maybe i could like sake
(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 22:02, archived)
it does it gets proper chilly

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 19:47, archived)
i know i've watched loads of japanese youtube channels
japan with nao is really good. but yeah i appreciate what you're saying it's a big place and cold as fuck at times totally agree
(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 19:50, archived)
it does! no one ever believes it

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:09, archived)
the monkeys believe it

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:20, archived)
vlad, they just say they do, sorry man

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:21, archived)
oh fucking hell well that's just GREAT isn't it

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:32, archived)

ARE YOU TELLING ME THE MONKEYS ARE JUST PRETENDING TO BELIEVE ALL OF IT
(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:33, archived)
they're apes, not monkeys.

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:34, archived)
Yes it's true that we keep some monkeys and apes, they schreetchy schreech when they matey de mate BUT THEIR STILL CRESENT FRESH. MONKEY LOVES THE BEST.
super cres man
(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:59, archived)
a collection of monkeys and apes is traditionally called a 'cape'
like a murder of crows
or a depression of politicians
(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 22:08, archived)
Like at the tops of their many very tall mountains, for example?

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 20:02, archived)
proper chilly there it is

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:09, archived)
volcanoes are notoriously warm

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:29, archived)
you shouldn't believe everything you hear on youtube

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:30, archived)
i shouldn't believe volcanoes?

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:35, archived)
not on youtube, by all means

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:37, archived)
surely youtube is a mean? is it?
i dunno
(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:42, archived)
It's almost like the place is a lot of mountains

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:29, archived)
all huddled together, for WARMTH, mongy, for WARMTH

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:36, archived)
It's weirdly savory, I almost like it but not quite

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 19:36, archived)
i feel the same way after one glass. but i have a bottle of a different brand here as well, might try it in a bit.
need a few beers first get myself in the mood.

the mad thing is sake contains no allergens, apparently also quite good at not giving you hangovers
(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 19:46, archived)
Oh, no, I like sake.
Especially when it's served at the correct temperature, 98.4 degrees Fahrenheit, Like this is.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 20:31, archived)
easy tiger

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:12, archived)
Get your tanakas out

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 22:31, archived)
like what is?

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:29, archived)
For a European, you are exceptionally cuntivated
Roald Dahl said that
(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:31, archived)
roald dahl couldn't even spell his own name right two times in a roal

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:43, archived)
at least they knew what he wanted at the local indian restaurant.

(, Sun 26 Apr 2026, 1:49, archived)
Such nonsense
Some sakes are drunk chilled, others (usually shitter ones) warm. Peasants
(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 22:32, archived)
i'm giving myself a sake enema as i type
(with difficulty)
(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 22:35, archived)
went to Namaiki for my wife's 50th
No wine list, just sake and Jap whisky. Fucking great
(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 22:26, archived)
help me obi queef kanobi
best sake's don't just pummel me into the ground with the most expensive you posh twat, what are the best i can afford without marrying the daughter of a fortune 500 company CEO
(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 22:38, archived)
but also include those because i absolutely do intend to do that
whilst i'm still in my prime
(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 22:38, archived)
I'm Hanoi on the 5th. Just booked my air b and b. 9.50 a night. Splashed out for 10 days

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 22:38, archived)
air bnb never thought of that
*edit: how much were the flights mongy, you glorious beast?
(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 22:40, archived)
Single 528 quid

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 22:41, archived)
sorry i ninja edited , will correct

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 22:42, archived)
I done a band rehearsal
We went for a beer after. I chose their strongest IPa and am a bit drunks. Shitflops.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 0:47, archived)
brilliant. i am stone cold bober.

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 0:53, archived)
morning

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 4:18, archived)
morning cheers
mate of mine said this last night and it's become the motto of the night "its gotta be well nioce waking uin the middkle off but fuck camel"
(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 4:47, archived)
what

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 10:50, archived)
Fuck off you retard

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 11:42, archived)
what

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 11:57, archived)

I am glitching here. I trust you both completely, of course, but something doesn't stack up here
(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 12:11, archived)
Fuck off you retard

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 12:22, archived)

I am glitching here. I trust you both completely, of course, but something doesn't stack up here
(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 14:38, archived)

I am miserying here. I trust you about as far as I can throw you, and bear in mind I don't actually have any arms. Something doesn't stack up here
(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 15:37, archived)

i am exsanguinated here. i trust you about as close as i can reach with a sharpened stake. something has flapped up here
(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 18:32, archived)
lolololol

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 20:20, archived)

I am fucking off here. I trust you both completely, of course, but something doesn't chevron up here
(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 12:37, archived)
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(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 12:49, archived)
fuck off back to links

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 23:51, archived)
No, you.

(, Sun 26 Apr 2026, 10:07, archived)
lol Dave Trouser :)

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 13:00, archived)
I fell asleep in my chair
I'm now cold and stiff, so I'm going to bed for a couple of hours.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 6:18, archived)
alright jamie t

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 6:31, archived)
Some of my best friends are cold and stiff.

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 8:31, archived)
What do you play?
Still trumpeting?
(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 8:31, archived)
do i need to check urban dictionary for that?

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 8:53, archived)
It means 'playing the trumpet', a broad class of brass instruments.
Hth.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 10:33, archived)
fascinating

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 10:46, archived)
Not the rusty trombone this time…

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 9:29, archived)
I am in a vaccine clinic :(
It's full of old people who want to talk to me
(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 17:13, archived)
evening

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 19:36, archived)
Well you're not wrong.

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 20:43, archived)

bonkers
(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 21:18, archived)
Fuck off you retard

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 21:26, archived)
Fuck off you retard

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 23:14, archived)

I am glitching here. I trust you both completely, of course, but something doesn't stack up here
(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 23:54, archived)

I am glitching here. I trust you both completely, of course, but something doesn't stack up here
(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 0:43, archived)

I am glitching here. I trust you both completely, of course, but something doesn't stack up here
(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 12:10, archived)
Hooray, it's the weekend.
I've got to do a stupid Covid clinic tomorrow, as if that's even still a thing!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 22:14, archived)
keep your filthy nanobots out of my bloodstream, double dr dongo

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 22:53, archived)
3/7 Hazy Shade Of Winter
fucking 'noon time quiz innit
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cg54jmgpjmlo
(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 11:59, archived)
it's blocked again from here, this is literally a rollercoaster of fluctuating access

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 13:20, archived)
pure hate
fake news website
(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 13:22, archived)
Thank you for your attention to this matter!

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 13:24, archived)
b3ta, you mean

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 13:30, archived)
4 Everything You Do Is A Balloon

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 13:20, archived)
what do you mean like?

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 13:22, archived)
just quoting a board of canada track

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 13:22, archived)
that's copyright i'm not going to jail on the back of this shit

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 13:23, archived)
For you, or anybody, man

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 14:24, archived)
Bryan Adamzzz

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 18:11, archived)
like the balloon animals that you find in the windmills of your mind

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 18:15, archived)
If you look underneath a windmill, you'll see millions of dead balloon animals!

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 18:56, archived)
ahahahahaha

(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 12:12, archived)
aha waitwaitwaitwaitwait
I guess they all...

...

.....popped their clogs

\o/ \o/ \o/
(, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 12:13, archived)
4/7 my arse in a bivvy

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 13:27, archived)
gaz mongychops he knows about this sort of thing

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 13:32, archived)
I did and he told me to shove a tent peg up my hoop

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 14:21, archived)
I can't believe you wrote to him without trying that first.

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 14:33, archived)
For the first time In over 20 odd years I no longer own a bivvy. Gave all my stuff away. Can't take it with you

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 14:52, archived)
!!!!!
I will always love having been here for Live From the Lake
(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 18:16, archived)
Heady days indeed. Hopefully next month it'll be from far away lands. I'll bring it back

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 18:44, archived)
Where have you settled on going first ?

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 18:47, archived)
Toss up, Hanoi or mai Chiang

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 19:27, archived)
Bar hang bar in Hanoi Harbour is iconic

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 20:27, archived)
On further investigation, it's been closed down

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 21:19, archived)
3/7 Joey Deacon sex pics

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 14:11, archived)
Only Mongs

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 15:11, archived)
Turtle power!

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 18:48, archived)
4/7
- bipedal quad bike
(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 14:13, archived)
4/7 gnome with a hardon

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 14:27, archived)
5/7 getting up at exactly the right time to achieve everything you want to, but still having to get up at all

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 14:30, archived)
7/9 tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 14:32, archived)
not even in my top 01

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 14:35, archived)
Alright, Autechre.

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 18:50, archived)
how is that pronounced ?

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 18:54, archived)
It's pronounced "Autechre", hth.

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 20:46, archived)
i had it wrong all this time :(

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 20:53, archived)
Your ass will be laminated

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 21:22, archived)
3/7 in a while, paedophile

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 14:38, archived)
5/7

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 15:40, archived)
The Holy Family Catholic Church — Agoura Hills, California
I've only just recently found out about old mad max gibson's retro-catholic gated compound,
where women must wear "veils and long skirts" apparently, in line with the 16th century rules they follow or something.
It says here... they reject the authority of all recent popes and the vatican.
I'm sure mel knows best eh, not like the fucking vatican getting catholicism all wrong and leaking defective popes all over the place.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 18:47, archived)
The compound includes a 9,000-square-foot church building, with a collection of additional buildings under construction.
I wonder when the Kool-aid stand goes up?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 18:52, archived)
I bet he's the new Warren Jeffs the dirty bollocks

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 19:39, archived)
Betting a fiver they do the kool-aid thing on new years eve

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 21:21, archived)
Gunt morning

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 7:28, archived)
Morning cheers, Friday whallop

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 7:43, archived)
yo

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 8:17, archived)
I love the smell of gunt in the morning.
Smells like… b3ta.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 7:45, archived)
‘sup

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 8:17, archived)
Hi

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 8:11, archived)
hello

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 8:18, archived)
YFSFC

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 8:57, archived)
It’s fun to stay at the+

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 9:53, archived)
lol

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 13:22, archived)
Morning

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 8:27, archived)
‘ning

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 9:53, archived)
Gunt taaaag

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 8:30, archived)
Ya

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 9:53, archived)
Good News!!
THE KING IS DEAD!!!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 8:48, archived)
Long live THE KING!!!

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 8:49, archived)
well that's my Level 42 tickets getting returned for a refund then

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 8:59, archived)
RIP in peace

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 9:54, archived)
*plays Heartbreak Hotel*

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 10:19, archived)
Yeah yeah we've all seen The Lion King* mate we know.

*I have never seen The Lion King
(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 11:12, archived)
He's lyin'

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 12:08, archived)
That's the main thing

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 13:21, archived)
Nailed it

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 14:25, archived)
goodnight everybody. sleep tight.

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 23:07, archived)
Bollocks

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 23:12, archived)
you're such a sweetie

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 23:18, archived)
Don't let the bedbugs bite

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 23:41, archived)
morning

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 0:06, archived)
I've stayed in cheap hotels and backpacker's hostels across four continents
and the only place I ever got attacked by bedbugs was in riverghost's shitty hostel in London at a b3ta bash. I gazzed him about it later to advise him it had happened, and he essentially said I must be wrong because he'd had his place treated for them.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 6:11, archived)
you were the treat, m8

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 6:44, archived)
That's what the bedbugs said!

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 6:52, archived)
i had bedbugs for a bit
but they all died of alcohol poisoning
(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 7:08, archived)
If he had them when I stayed there
They weren't in my bed
(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 8:29, archived)
I don't think they're able to teleport into every bed in the property as soon as they arrive

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 8:40, archived)
Unlike me, lolz

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 9:35, archived)
Rusell Brand sex pest LOLS!!!!

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 10:24, archived)
The very warmest of evenings to you fine gentlefolk

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 17:03, archived)
does this count as evening already?

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 17:20, archived)
i mean, it is a lovely epoch right now, whatever it's called

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 17:21, archived)
ok, I'm persuaded
- time for a patio beer
(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 17:21, archived)
Bollocks, of course

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 18:07, archived)
Doubly bollocks, good sir

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 23:13, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 18:41, archived)
Fuck off you retard

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 23:13, archived)
eveninh

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 18:48, archived)
*guffs*

*wafts*
(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 20:22, archived)
Gufts, maybe yours, etc.

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 20:47, archived)
It is a lovely evening

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 20:36, archived)
It's warm, for sure. Dunno about "warmest" by a long shot.

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 20:47, archived)
Afterfuckingnoon

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 13:00, archived)
yeah boyee

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 13:17, archived)
Toadstool groper

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 13:24, archived)
cep sucker

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 14:49, archived)
chestnut bummer

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 15:29, archived)
Porcini poker

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 15:51, archived)
Shiitake shafter

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 18:05, archived)
Hot shiitpipe action?

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 20:49, archived)
phoowar yeah
- touch my stinkhorn
(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 17:25, archived)
etc

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 17:25, archived)
Hi
I know everyone is on tenterhooks after I mentioned this last week, so just to let you all know: the lead pharmacist and the consultant have decided not to move forward with the painkiller oral solution at this time. However, if the patient's clinical circumstances change and they feel a supply of the oral solution would be beneficial, they will be back in touch.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 13:52, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8472614
(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 13:54, archived)
Reading between the lines, I think they're waiting until he's changed his will to leave everything to them,
then they'll pour the entire bottle down his throat and hold his nose and mouth shut.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 14:22, archived)
Staple

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 14:22, archived)
staple his nose and mouth shut

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 14:48, archived)
should work, might make it a bit too obvious though.

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 15:27, archived)
well thanks a lot for the update but to be honest i thought we were going to be consulted before any decision was made

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 14:53, archived)
I can't help it if the lead pharmacist and the consultant had their chat inviting without everyone, you'll all need to take it up with them.

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 15:26, archived)
OH I INTEND TO

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 18:06, archived)
So it is

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 13:53, archived)
Afternucking

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 14:13, archived)
hi

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 14:33, archived)
Elevenses! \o/

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 11:00, archived)
Alright, Gollum

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 11:01, archived)

Gives the elevenses to us fresh and wrigglin
(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 11:02, archived)
alright spanishfly

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 11:23, archived)
awww

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 11:50, archived)
going to burn out my bbq today
not a euphemism
(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 11:12, archived)
I might try the Korean BBQ today that's opened up . Seems to have good reviews, not cheap though

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 11:45, archived)
I went for a fantastic Caribbean Sunday roast a couple of weeks back, strong recommend
www.2210bynattycancook.com/

the yorkshires weren't all that but everything else was magic
(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 11:48, archived)
Looks good, this is bexleyheath, not that fancy
daiu.co.uk/
(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 11:50, archived)
I've found these places are best if you go with a few people

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 12:09, archived)
Well there were supposed to be 3 of us but it now appears cancelled already. Fucking useless cunts

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 12:15, archived)
lame

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 12:31, archived)
Oh well, I'll go pub

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 12:39, archived)
I'm going to do the very same in a bit

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 12:41, archived)
so are we doing a bash then?
might need to get rob to spend some money advertising /talk first
(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 12:15, archived)
Great stuff, we can do an online auction to buy Professor Terry a new leg

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 12:19, archived)
After his cutting edge research on the chocolate orange, it's the least we can do.

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 12:42, archived)
balloon hats for all!

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 12:42, archived)
can we get balloon dogs too

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 12:43, archived)
Ok

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 17:35, archived)
aww yesssssss \o/

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 18:09, archived)
just had an early lunch
oh christ who gives a shit
(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 11:47, archived)
I do I do I do

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 11:50, archived)
Abba's first draft lyrics were not used in the final song

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 11:55, archived)
pfffff

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 12:01, archived)

going to come up with a WELL funny reply to this later m8
(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 12:01, archived)
well?

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 21:58, archived)
still nothing :(

(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 8:43, archived)

what I'm saying, is I can't hear the puns, miscunto
(, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 8:44, archived)
so did I, it's not even 10:00am here i was starving

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 14:51, archived)
afternoon

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 12:09, archived)
Hello Cheers

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 12:42, archived)
morning

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 0:54, archived)
morning

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 2:11, archived)
good morning!
my alarm is set for 5am. let's see how that plays out
(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 2:13, archived)
fuck

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 6:39, archived)
You forgot about the "functioning" part of functioning alcoholic again, didn't you

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 6:52, archived)
yeah :(

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 6:57, archived)
morning 2: the cunts

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 7:18, archived)
Have to drive to lincolnshire today.
What a shithole.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 7:19, archived)
get me a sausage

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 7:25, archived)
wave if you go past

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 10:44, archived)
*waves*

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 10:51, archived)
can you go back around please, i didn't see it

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 12:18, archived)
Grave Mason

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 7:24, archived)
Is it? I can’t keep up any more.

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 7:51, archived)
Strike day, woo yay,
nobody else is in the office.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 8:14, archived)
scab

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 8:42, archived)
I ain't no train drive

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 8:51, archived)
alrite thomas

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 10:51, archived)
Neil Old

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 8:41, archived)
Heart of Cholesterol

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 10:18, archived)
morning

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 9:11, archived)
Morning

(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 9:30, archived)

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