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shit a cock out of your twat

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 21 May 2026, 22:50, archived)
I haven't unlocked that skill yet
Do I need to buy an expansion pack?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 21 May 2026, 22:55, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 21 May 2026, 23:19, archived)
I don't have those either
I'm feeling like an NPC right now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 21 May 2026, 23:33, archived)
non-penis character

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 21 May 2026, 23:58, archived)
lol
also... candelarsebra!
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 22 May 2026, 0:06, archived)
mental image of those bbl pants with candles sticking out

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 22 May 2026, 7:57, archived)
Bollocks?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 21 May 2026, 23:19, archived)
well, you would say that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 22 May 2026, 0:06, archived)
congratulations mr h it's twins! two bouncing boys!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 May 2026, 1:37, archived)
poop a peepee out of your pussy

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 21 May 2026, 23:20, archived)
i refuse

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 22 May 2026, 0:08, archived)
alright Ian Hislop, tone it down a bit, we want a no. 1 hit

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 22 May 2026, 6:19, archived)
Do I have to?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 22 May 2026, 7:06, archived)
Alright

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 21 May 2026, 15:38, archived)
Oh god here we go

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 May 2026, 15:56, archived)

Oh god Superstar DJ
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 21 May 2026, 16:18, archived)
Cheers, I didn't know you dug my shit

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 21 May 2026, 18:26, archived)
You shit that much?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 21 May 2026, 19:26, archived)
They hired him to help film that scene with the poorly Triceratops in Jurassic Park.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 21 May 2026, 19:43, archived)
Did they make him eat African lilac?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 21 May 2026, 20:46, archived)
I’m not Cheers, I’m Aardvark.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 21 May 2026, 19:29, archived)
I’m not Cheers, I’m Aardvark.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 May 2026, 19:43, archived)
You’re fucking not mate

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 21 May 2026, 20:36, archived)
I'M Aardvarticus

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 21 May 2026, 20:39, archived)
exactly

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 May 2026, 22:04, archived)
I am but I spell it differently

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 May 2026, 22:05, archived)
Dig your own shit

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 21 May 2026, 21:04, archived)
mr horrible fresh hot shit drop too much for you eh

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 May 2026, 22:06, archived)
I can call you Betty, and Betty when you call me, you can call me Alright

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 21 May 2026, 16:00, archived)

Betty when you call me, you can call me Alright the cat's done a whoopsy on the carpet
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 May 2026, 16:01, archived)
I must admit as a kid I loved hapless Frank. He tried so hard, the stunts Crawford did were mad looking back

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 21 May 2026, 16:32, archived)
Mostly in-camera, single take stuff too iirc, some balls on him

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 21 May 2026, 16:44, archived)
Yeah. Never be allowed now.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 21 May 2026, 16:54, archived)
These days, if your cat done a whoopsy on the carpet
you get arrested and thrown in jail
These days.
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 21 May 2026, 18:03, archived)
When did this come in?

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 21 May 2026, 19:09, archived)
Almost betty minutes ago hth

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 May 2026, 19:46, archived)
Some Motherfuckers Do Ave ‘Em

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 21 May 2026, 22:36, archived)
I'd rather not

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 21 May 2026, 18:32, archived)
than Fleetwood Mot

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 May 2026, 21:03, archived)
Sweet as , 10 bells here

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 21 May 2026, 16:09, archived)
Nice one

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 21 May 2026, 18:32, archived)
maybe. who's asking?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 21 May 2026, 17:20, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 21 May 2026, 18:02, archived)
Semen Khaidanko

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 21 May 2026, 18:33, archived)
You would say that

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 21 May 2026, 18:27, archived)
Yeah, off out for pizza

fOooOooDd
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 21 May 2026, 18:01, archived)
Michael not breathing

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 21 May 2026, 19:21, archived)
Yeah, you?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 21 May 2026, 19:27, archived)
Hi gunt's

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 May 2026, 11:32, archived)
Yo

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 21 May 2026, 11:32, archived)
Still having fun?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 May 2026, 11:33, archived)
Yeah. Think I've 2 weeks left. Then Thailand. I'll probably come back Vietnam after, rinse repeat

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 21 May 2026, 11:35, archived)
Sounds fucking great
I'm mega jel
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 May 2026, 11:38, archived)
Off trang an on Wednesday. Near nihn bahn

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 21 May 2026, 11:39, archived)
We did that, it's great

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 May 2026, 11:46, archived)
It's 10 quid a night plus breakfast for a bungalow. Beats renting in London

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 21 May 2026, 11:51, archived)
Just a touch
If my mrs was allowed to work fully remote we'd do something similar. Unfortunately they insist she be an hour or so max from her office, even though her team are all in India so she never goes in
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 May 2026, 12:43, archived)
Do they not have offices over seas? My brother worked all over for Dresden bank and Goldman's

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 21 May 2026, 13:56, archived)
Yes, all over the world I think
We should look into a transfer. She lived in Hong Kong at one point but it's shit there now
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 May 2026, 14:37, archived)
Yeah expensive too

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 21 May 2026, 14:55, archived)
how much do you estimate a trip like what you're doing costs mate?
how long are you away for?

just wondering because planning to go to Japan in oct, but it's not cheap
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 21 May 2026, 15:12, archived)
Vietnam 20 quid a day all in . That's living really good . Example a big Mac meal is 3 quid.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 21 May 2026, 15:22, archived)
I'm away till bored. I won't be living in England again for a good while

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 21 May 2026, 15:23, archived)
nice man
love it
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 21 May 2026, 15:25, archived)
It's dirt cheap and the people love us. 200 fags, 7 quid. Beer in pub, 40p. My bungalow is 10 quid a day

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 21 May 2026, 15:28, archived)
Really friendly bunch, I found
They love a laugh. When you look into their history they've had it really tough. I think that makes people appreciate the little things and make the most of life
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 May 2026, 15:56, archived)
I was fascinated by Vietnam as a kid. Read all I could . I showed a youngster the Ballard of uncle ho, never seen it. Lol

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 21 May 2026, 16:07, archived)
Bah weep grahnah weep?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 21 May 2026, 14:47, archived)
I'm sorry I don't speak hairdo

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 21 May 2026, 14:56, archived)
MINI BAR!

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 21 May 2026, 15:17, archived)
Hi Queef's

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 21 May 2026, 11:39, archived)
Sup

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 May 2026, 11:45, archived)
I believe it was Aristotle that said
”GUNTSMEG”
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 21 May 2026, 11:49, archived)
I thought it was Undulating Tentacles of Love.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 21 May 2026, 11:57, archived)
GEOSMEG

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 21 May 2026, 12:08, archived)
Oh yeah, close enough.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 21 May 2026, 12:34, archived)
Plato famously declared 'WANKSMELL'

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 May 2026, 12:40, archived)
They will all be black in the Hollywood film

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 21 May 2026, 13:44, archived)
Hello

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 21 May 2026, 15:07, archived)
Hi m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 May 2026, 15:57, archived)
morning

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 21 May 2026, 6:20, archived)
Glory.

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 21 May 2026, 6:51, archived)
oh hi ben

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 21 May 2026, 7:16, archived)
HI

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 21 May 2026, 9:48, archived)
Hole.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 21 May 2026, 7:23, archived)
Smashing Pumpkins.

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 21 May 2026, 8:01, archived)
Zwan.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 21 May 2026, 8:08, archived)
Billy Corgan, what a colossal bellend

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 21 May 2026, 8:20, archived)
BELLy Corgan, more like!!
This would work doubly well if he's fat now, dunno, haven't seen any recent pictures of him.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 21 May 2026, 8:21, archived)
Willy Corgan

Truly the most biting satire
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 21 May 2026, 8:28, archived)
Billy Corwhatabellendgan

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 21 May 2026, 8:30, archived)
Might do a picture of The Corrs but faceswap them all with Billy Corgan,
"change a letter band names" is bound to be along soon.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 21 May 2026, 8:31, archived)
repost this tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 May 2026, 13:04, archived)
Willy Organ!!!!

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 21 May 2026, 8:56, archived)
Back on the grind

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 21 May 2026, 7:55, archived)
+r

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 21 May 2026, 7:56, archived)
Hello
why do we bother, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 21 May 2026, 8:44, archived)
It's a good question. Metaphysical.

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 21 May 2026, 9:49, archived)
I wanna metphysical, physical
I wanna metphysical, let's get metaphysical
Let me hear philosophy, it really works for me, let's both talk philosophy
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 21 May 2026, 10:09, archived)
^ Olivia Nietzsche-John

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 21 May 2026, 10:19, archived)
CLAPS

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 21 May 2026, 10:26, archived)
VG!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 21 May 2026, 13:23, archived)
Because otherwise the country will be overrun by 'ethnics'?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 21 May 2026, 10:47, archived)
mbrëmje

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 20 May 2026, 22:14, archived)
ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 20 May 2026, 22:17, archived)
oui

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 20 May 2026, 22:20, archived)
you should have gone before we left

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 20 May 2026, 23:55, archived)
if he went before he left he wouldn't be there to go

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 May 2026, 2:17, archived)
clitorides

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 May 2026, 2:15, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 21 May 2026, 7:43, archived)
Greetings and blessings in the name of the Most High, Jah Rastafari! Ever living, ever faithful, ever sure.

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 May 2026, 16:48, archived)
Oy vey, fellow Zionist

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 20 May 2026, 17:22, archived)
Vot's a yiddisher boy to do?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 May 2026, 17:37, archived)
Sounds a bit negroid mate, not my cup of tea

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 20 May 2026, 17:25, archived)
alright garold

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 May 2026, 17:38, archived)
alright

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 20 May 2026, 17:43, archived)
Yeah, cool man, whatever. Got any weed?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 20 May 2026, 17:28, archived)
I fucking do m8 yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 May 2026, 17:38, archived)
Not had a sniff in best part of a year. :(

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 20 May 2026, 18:17, archived)
Ah, married.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 20 May 2026, 20:37, archived)
-best +worst

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 May 2026, 20:40, archived)
That too. :(

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 20 May 2026, 21:40, archived)
I'm not dissimilar

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 May 2026, 22:41, archived)
come and have a sniff of mine mate
it's a honker
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 20 May 2026, 22:58, archived)
-Jah Rastafari +Mummra

(piss and shit, Wed 20 May 2026, 17:28, archived)
Give me flebsite beyond flebsite, m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 May 2026, 17:41, archived)
Are you sure?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Wed 20 May 2026, 18:35, archived)
Whiskey in the Jah

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 20 May 2026, 18:48, archived)
Jahhead

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 20 May 2026, 19:06, archived)
Jah Jah Binks

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 May 2026, 20:42, archived)
Jahfah Cakes

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 20 May 2026, 21:13, archived)
Strawberry jahm

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 May 2026, 21:47, archived)
Heh, imagine Jar-Jar Binks but with a vaguely racist cod-Jamaican acc-
Oh never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 20 May 2026, 21:40, archived)
I looked it up to make sure i had the name right, turns out he's from planet Ganja or some shit

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 May 2026, 21:45, archived)
ganjah

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 May 2026, 21:52, archived)
I DON'T SMOKE DE REEFAH

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 20 May 2026, 22:46, archived)
I don't smoke a pipe pipe pipe pipe pipe pipe pipe pipe

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 May 2026, 0:20, archived)
Let’s take this offline
b3ta, I mean

alt: afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 20 May 2026, 12:36, archived)
Alright mortal wombat

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 20 May 2026, 12:51, archived)
Christ what a prick

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 20 May 2026, 15:00, archived)
We've had some great ones, and it's nice that even tho nobody posts anymore the list gets longer

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 20 May 2026, 16:12, archived)
hiya

(piss and shit, Wed 20 May 2026, 12:55, archived)
yo

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 20 May 2026, 15:00, archived)
Afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Wed 20 May 2026, 13:02, archived)
‘noon

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 20 May 2026, 15:00, archived)
There's a mockingbird nesting in a tree right by our deck they are TUNELESS FUCKS who want to tell you about it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 May 2026, 13:03, archived)
There is definitely a book about getting rid of them

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 20 May 2026, 13:09, archived)
Nah we burned that

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 May 2026, 13:36, archived) 


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(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 20 May 2026, 13:09, archived)
Apparently
I've caught the racism after I walked past the Unit The Union nonsense on Saturday. Gonna have to attend a Free Palestine march now to get better.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 20 May 2026, 13:24, archived)
oh no, don't become an anti-Semite instead :(

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 20 May 2026, 13:33, archived)
Oh, no, that'd be just as bad
what am I to do?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 20 May 2026, 13:36, archived)
Careful, the forum police ( private no affiliated to the forum) will come after you .

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 20 May 2026, 13:34, archived)
Elon will save me+

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 20 May 2026, 13:41, archived)
I met Mrs Wizard at a peacenik march
- our wedding guests included people who are on watchlists for their lefty activism.

I reckon I've got enough lefty credit stored to get a Buddhist swastika tattoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 20 May 2026, 13:35, archived)
Can I get some credits from you?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 20 May 2026, 13:36, archived)
You know what you have to do for that, don't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 20 May 2026, 13:57, archived)
I don't I don't
tell me tell me tell me
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 20 May 2026, 15:21, archived)
*reveals the devices*

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 20 May 2026, 18:42, archived)
Already done
She’s now been distributed across the city in people’s wheelie bins.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 20 May 2026, 21:15, archived)
Nice that it's feee

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 May 2026, 13:37, archived)
Sounds like an extra big fee to me, I think that's the opposite

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 20 May 2026, 18:39, archived)
the autocorrect it does nothink

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 May 2026, 20:54, archived)
altfternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 May 2026, 13:40, archived)
Aardfternoon

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 20 May 2026, 15:22, archived)
aardvlad

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 May 2026, 15:30, archived)
aard in the boys' showers MORE LIKE

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 May 2026, 15:38, archived)

shower bottom

no wait
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 May 2026, 15:57, archived)
afternoon

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 20 May 2026, 14:58, archived)
morning

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 20 May 2026, 6:56, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 20 May 2026, 7:05, archived)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 20 May 2026, 7:06, archived)
Hullo.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 May 2026, 7:45, archived)
Thanks, it wasn’t easy sneaking into the zoo and fucking that female aardvark without getting caught.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 May 2026, 8:19, archived)
aww, the clacker-clacker of massive claws.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 20 May 2026, 8:42, archived)
-claws +cloaca

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 May 2026, 11:46, archived)

“With the calf’s giant ears, long snout and playful personality, we think it’s the perfect fit for a proper good shagging”
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 20 May 2026, 9:26, archived)
That's almost my dating profile word-for-word, except for the bit about being a calf.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 May 2026, 10:34, archived)
...because that would be weird

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 May 2026, 11:27, archived)
Exactly, you get me.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 May 2026, 12:50, archived)
OH MY GOOD GOD THE EARRRRS

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 20 May 2026, 14:13, archived)
Morning
I so completely and utterly can't be bothered today.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 20 May 2026, 8:41, archived)
Have you tried painting a roundabout or shouting at a hotel?

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 20 May 2026, 8:50, archived)
It should be quite easy to paint a roundabout
just a big circle with a few roads going off it. I could have a rant at The Waldorf on the way home but I'm still not clear how any of this would make me give any more of a toss about my job.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 20 May 2026, 9:29, archived)
Not even the energy for a Nazi salute?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 20 May 2026, 9:28, archived)
Barely a zeig. Narry a heil.

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 20 May 2026, 9:29, archived)
Board is dead again. Did you kill it?

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 20 May 2026, 9:40, archived)
Yeah

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 20 May 2026, 9:40, archived)
Can you please pull your finger out and finally get around to killing /links now?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 20 May 2026, 10:34, archived)
Those guys are so racist they make garold look like Nelson Mandela

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 20 May 2026, 10:44, archived)
I love how nonchalant he is about it all though, he's totally owning it with zero fuss.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 20 May 2026, 11:05, archived)
He has form though, he had that racist meltdown about THE NORTH that time

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 20 May 2026, 11:08, archived)
That was Runcorn
I stand by every word I said. Even the caustic soda factory has shut down.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 20 May 2026, 11:47, archived)
Awww were you trying to provoke a hissy fit. Shame.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 20 May 2026, 11:43, archived)
Well now you've gone and done it
I'm going to update you on the cats!!!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 20 May 2026, 11:48, archived)
Doesn't bother me. I'm just lumping hedgehog in with dozer et al now.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 20 May 2026, 11:53, archived)
I bet you're feeling a prick!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 20 May 2026, 12:09, archived)
No apparently I have permission

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 20 May 2026, 12:26, archived)
suit yourself

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 20 May 2026, 12:22, archived)
Have your permission do I? Wow thanks

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 20 May 2026, 12:23, archived)
Night

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 19 May 2026, 22:24, archived)
( * )v( * ) --- woo-oooh-oooooh

...
...
.....
......M...M.....
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 19 May 2026, 22:30, archived)

ahahaaa OH NO THE BODY'S VANISHED
he's the Cheshire Owl \o/
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 19 May 2026, 22:31, archived)
fucking owl bastard
Noisy fuckers keep me awake

Hooty twats
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 19 May 2026, 22:35, archived)

Hooty Twats ahahahaha

this feels like it was one of the fawlty towers respellings
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 19 May 2026, 22:39, archived)
Hooty and the Twatfish

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 19 May 2026, 22:45, archived)
:0)

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 19 May 2026, 22:59, archived)
Hooty Call
/Owl Saints
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 20 May 2026, 8:23, archived)
Fatty owls

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Tue 19 May 2026, 23:34, archived)
yesssss

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 20 May 2026, 7:06, archived)
my faves are the ones that go
ooo-oooh-OOOOOOOOOH

but mix it up a bit with also going keeeeeeeeiiiiIIIIIIIIIIiiiickkk!

hey maybe they're different owls
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 19 May 2026, 22:40, archived)
Do they all look the same to you, Vladimir?
You're almost as bad as that extremely racist bigot garold
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 19 May 2026, 22:47, archived)
I'm undoubtedly a far worse human being than mister g and god KNOWS that's a low bar

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 19 May 2026, 22:58, archived)
The Teat Owl is native to the UK and very common in urban areas.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 19 May 2026, 22:57, archived)
fucking hellllllll

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 19 May 2026, 22:58, archived)
Night
I'm hoping we all sleep well
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Tue 19 May 2026, 23:33, archived)
EVENING

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 19 May 2026, 18:17, archived)
Hi

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 19 May 2026, 18:17, archived)
oh god
ahahahahahaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 19 May 2026, 18:18, archived)
evening, what have I missed?
Apart from garold being a massive racist
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 May 2026, 18:19, archived)
garold votes Reform and wants to marry Rupert Lowe

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 19 May 2026, 18:21, archived)
To be fair he is a dreamboat

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 May 2026, 19:10, archived)
Stop the dreamboats!

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 May 2026, 19:11, archived)

doctor, doctor, can't you see I've burnt all my boats
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 19 May 2026, 19:14, archived)
Isn’t burnt boats what you smell before a stroke?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 May 2026, 19:16, archived)

I understand it depends very much on the cox
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 19 May 2026, 19:22, archived)
or how far you stick your oar in

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 May 2026, 19:29, archived)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 19 May 2026, 19:43, archived)
He was great in Wayne's World

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 19 May 2026, 19:21, archived)
this terrible bullying of garold really has to stop
we don't want any traces of his true nature when he stands as a ref councillOHNOOHNODELETEDELETE
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 19 May 2026, 18:21, archived)
I'm not sayin' nuttin
www.lbc.co.uk/article/reform-councillor-porn-onlyfans-stephen-mousdell-lachlan-taylor-5HjdZD4_2/
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 20 May 2026, 13:21, archived)
I heard that garold insists on only posting in the lighter-grey slots on b3ta, he refuses to go near the darker ones

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 19 May 2026, 18:33, archived)
I heard both his cats are white

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 May 2026, 19:13, archived)
One is black but he's conditioned it to be subservient to the white one.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 19 May 2026, 20:43, archived)
Uncle Tom cat

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 May 2026, 21:22, archived)
or was that the joke, I don’t know who to trust anymore

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 May 2026, 21:22, archived)
I'll be honest with you, the pun hadn't occurred to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 19 May 2026, 21:27, archived)
leave garold alone he sent me a lovely picture of himself doing some kind of stiff-armed wave bless him

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2026, 18:47, archived)
Are you sure that was his arm?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 May 2026, 19:12, archived)
I just glansed at it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2026, 19:21, archived)
I hope this post doesn't get lost down there,
I'm sure it's probably just a really fucking weird coincidence though.
b3ta.com/talk/8475369
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 19 May 2026, 18:52, archived)
garold doesn’t eat the brown M&Ms

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 19 May 2026, 19:10, archived)
There aren't any brown ones, where did you get yours, was it in a field?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2026, 19:24, archived)
nature’s candy

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 May 2026, 19:30, archived)
is that... not where they come from? The organic ones.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2026, 19:36, archived)
I don’t actually eat M&Ms at all, I’m an equal opportunities racist.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 19 May 2026, 20:11, archived)
I'm reserving judgement on whether garold is a racist or not until we've heard from b3ta racism expert brb.
Until then I'll continue to assume he's just a horrible bigot
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 May 2026, 21:54, archived)
Thank you
that's very generous of you.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 20 May 2026, 13:23, archived)
Afternoon noonafter

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 19 May 2026, 12:22, archived)
afternoonce
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 19 May 2026, 12:24, archived)
horrb

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 19 May 2026, 12:26, archived)
Afternoon you, ternoon you - AF!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 19 May 2026, 12:28, archived)
O fart neon

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 19 May 2026, 12:34, archived)
Can't believe Garold went on a facist march.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 19 May 2026, 12:34, archived)
I can

(piss and shit, Tue 19 May 2026, 12:37, archived)
It's OK, it "didn't seem too bad"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 19 May 2026, 12:40, archived)
Typical of today's garolds

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 19 May 2026, 13:01, archived)

cis
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 19 May 2026, 13:11, archived)
One of my patients came in with a hip injury from going on a "unite the kingdom" march.
IMP: LH sprain resulting from being a FSFC
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 May 2026, 14:59, archived)
Thank goodness the Health Service is overwhelmingly white, they wouldn't want to be treated by an ethnic

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 19 May 2026, 15:05, archived)

true story: I literally sat in an acute setting very recently, listening to some old cunt laying into "people who aren't FROM here." All around him, clinicians were hard at work, saving life, making life better, being gentle in impossible circumstances. Saving his sorry ass, in fact. I could have cried. why does nothing connect up in some minds
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 19 May 2026, 15:55, archived)
NOTES:
1. He wasn't that old actually
2. being old is no excuse anyway
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 19 May 2026, 15:55, archived)
Unplug his life support
it's better than the old cunt deserves.

If he isn't on life support, get him onto it and then do the first step.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 19 May 2026, 16:11, archived)
hahahahahaaa
he was actually very ill but visiting someone even iller. they obviously knew each other through being similarly and chronically ill. like literally both he and his mate owe their lives to who is working around them. that's just pure straight-up fact. I mean what the actual fuck
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 19 May 2026, 16:23, archived)
lolll

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 19 May 2026, 15:52, archived)
Afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Tue 19 May 2026, 13:33, archived)
ummmmmm...
I'm thinking no? it feels like a no
www.theguardian.com/food/2026/may/01/springtime-spinach-cake-recipe-helen-goh
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 19 May 2026, 14:27, archived)
Abomination!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 May 2026, 14:53, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 19 May 2026, 15:24, archived)
ARSEBOON DILBARO!
Arseboon dilbaro, arseboon dilbaro. Arseboon. Dilbaro.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 19 May 2026, 15:26, archived)
Worst Pokémon ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 19 May 2026, 15:58, archived)
I head that garold's a racist.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 19 May 2026, 15:58, archived)
Garold is so racist he has his own kkklaxxon

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 19 May 2026, 16:20, archived)
he's so racist that he goes to the pub with Tommy Robinson

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 19 May 2026, 16:28, archived)
I'm sure whomever that is basks in the radiant glow of being racist garold's friend

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 19 May 2026, 16:51, archived)
I mean let's not jump to conclusions,
the number of posts he's made on the most notably racist part of b3ta is probably just a coincidence
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 19 May 2026, 17:59, archived)
+ I heard you head that racist garold

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 19 May 2026, 18:18, archived)
Right, let’s get this Tuesday bollocks over with.
What’s on the schedule for today?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 19 May 2026, 6:47, archived)
A run, followed by a full day of hearing the letters A & I repeatedly until I’m lulled into a coma
I enjoyed the run, let’s see how the rest of the day goes…

You may now reply with ‘comedy’ alternatives to what A & I stand for
alt: AI bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 May 2026, 6:52, archived)
I’m guessing your day is going to be full of Scousers and sailors then.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 19 May 2026, 7:12, archived)
Isn’t it always?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 May 2026, 7:24, archived)
Anal intruder?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 19 May 2026, 8:59, archived)
Accident and Immergency

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 19 May 2026, 10:22, archived)
DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 19 May 2026, 11:26, archived)

accident and immergency, diplomatic immunity, spitting truths with impunity, this is sheer lunacy, nobody's into me, until they can't be seen, then put my music on, then they know it's their song, feels so right, can't be wrong, cut down my rivals like slicing up errm bits of caike I'm a word warrior I am very sad I am fifty-seven years old I'll be down in a minute mum
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 19 May 2026, 12:20, archived)
11/10

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 May 2026, 12:44, archived)
darling Queefy tysm x

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 19 May 2026, 12:45, archived)
SORRY MR RUDD

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 19 May 2026, 13:17, archived)
Aempsey and Iakepeace

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 19 May 2026, 10:30, archived)
amazing insights! astonishing intellect! anal infarction!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2026, 11:17, archived)
Asian Incest

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 May 2026, 14:51, archived)
At least one boring conversation about how sending json in your integration is not the same as sending fully rendered html.

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 19 May 2026, 7:15, archived)
json donvn? From Neighbours?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 19 May 2026, 7:17, archived)

{
"celebrity": "Jason Donovan",
"areThey": No
}
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 19 May 2026, 11:05, archived)
WELL IT ISN'T

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2026, 11:36, archived)
json and the arguments

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2026, 13:26, archived)
Listening to drexciya

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 19 May 2026, 7:40, archived)
I don’t know what that is, so I’m just going to nod and smile.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 19 May 2026, 7:46, archived)
DREXCIYA YFSFC CAN'T YOU READ???

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 19 May 2026, 7:53, archived)
He’s dysrexic

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 May 2026, 8:08, archived)
You insnesetive batsard.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 19 May 2026, 9:20, archived)
SEGA

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2026, 10:51, archived)
this subthread has made me veyr ahpyp

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 19 May 2026, 10:51, archived)
Annoyance and work

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Tue 19 May 2026, 8:14, archived)
Well, it’s nice that the annoyance is scheduled, so at least you know when it’s coming.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 19 May 2026, 8:18, archived)
Went swimming, now chilling

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 19 May 2026, 8:21, archived)
Swimming in a pool or the sea or a river or an oversized toilet or what?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 19 May 2026, 9:19, archived)
It's south-east Asia, the rivers are all oversized toilets

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 19 May 2026, 9:29, archived)
Not like in good ol' Blighty, of course.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 19 May 2026, 9:57, archived)
Where they're like holding pens for supermarkets and needle exchange schemes

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 19 May 2026, 10:14, archived)
+i

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 19 May 2026, 10:15, archived)
mr horribile, good one ma'am

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 19 May 2026, 10:15, archived)
Sea

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 19 May 2026, 9:37, archived)

l
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 19 May 2026, 18:51, archived)
I passed by that Tommeh march on Saturday
caught the tail end of it. Lots of pasty people wearing leggings and cheap flags but didn't seem too bad. Just seen a long post by a former friend on the socials about how great it was. He really has gone down the rabbit hole.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 19 May 2026, 9:33, archived)
That's not what I asked, garold.
Can you please at least try to pay attention?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 19 May 2026, 9:53, archived)
Yeah. Alright. Antifa or something.
that's what I'm doing. Or some other woke shit.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 19 May 2026, 10:29, archived)
Ok that's better. Put some more wokeness into the world, fight back against the tide of bellends.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 19 May 2026, 10:31, archived)
"didn't seem too bad"
Yes, they're just poor misunderstood fascist sympathisers.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 19 May 2026, 10:27, archived)
They just mostly looked like people who'd missed the National Express after a stop
and had been waiting at Chievely services for several weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 19 May 2026, 10:29, archived)
You're right, the important thing about far-right rallies is your impression of what the attendees looked like.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 19 May 2026, 10:47, archived)
I think it's good to bring some balance
while many reported on the exciting bits of the rallie, I wanted to report that the bit I saw was little bit sad and not very interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 19 May 2026, 11:04, archived)

garold. garold. please get a grip of yourself. this is very very bad. it's very bad. it's very very very bad. are we quite clear on this point. happy to recap anything you feel I went past too quickly here
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 19 May 2026, 11:06, archived)
Yes, but I didn't see the very, very bad bits
I only saw the sad end bits where they were draped in Union flags drinking Stella. And the leggings. I can't get over how many of them were wearing leggings.

To me this is very, very bad indeed. Not as bad as the whole racism stuff but still very, very bad.

The banality of evil and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 19 May 2026, 11:14, archived)
^ puts the 'anal' into 'banality'.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 19 May 2026, 11:30, archived)
morning,
morning
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 19 May 2026, 12:22, archived)
Hi

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 19 May 2026, 13:21, archived)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 19 May 2026, 14:20, archived)
I know. the ordinary world and its terrible cruelties
for me, the knowing that the tide sweeping along sweeps also those who are just not much more than bystanders. as are we all of course. not full of evil or unkindness. probably, certainly, indeed, capable of the usual slight generosities which fall as blessings, impossible blessings, between us. made up of memories, of regrets, of desires, of hopes still. infinitely graceful, wondrous, ordinary in leggings. just people
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 19 May 2026, 11:43, archived)
In my head I read that out with Richard Burton's voice
and then the opening chords of War Of The Worlds kicked in.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 19 May 2026, 11:47, archived)
So you went to a Tommy Robinson rally and now you reckon there's a war coming, gotcha

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 19 May 2026, 11:49, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 19 May 2026, 12:00, archived)

this is the best feedback I have EVER had, thank you xxxxxxx
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 19 May 2026, 11:59, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8475109
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 19 May 2026, 12:14, archived)
Night

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 18 May 2026, 23:47, archived)
night

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 19 May 2026, 0:34, archived)
Joke's on you, it's morning now motherfucker

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 19 May 2026, 0:36, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 19 May 2026, 4:09, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 May 2026, 5:14, archived)
fucking hell!

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 19 May 2026, 6:42, archived)
Goodnight mr horrible bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2026, 0:45, archived)
Oh mofahaha you are too kind

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 19 May 2026, 0:49, archived)
with these horrible bollocks you are really spoiling us

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 19 May 2026, 11:06, archived)
Evening

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 18 May 2026, 18:41, archived)
fuck off you big nosed doubled faced bastard

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 18 May 2026, 18:45, archived)
oh hi mum x

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 18 May 2026, 18:52, archived)
hiya

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 18 May 2026, 18:57, archived)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 18 May 2026, 18:59, archived)
eveninh

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 May 2026, 19:11, archived)
'ninh

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 18 May 2026, 19:38, archived)
Evening
Just got back from work
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 18 May 2026, 19:24, archived)
Hellooooo

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 18 May 2026, 19:38, archived)
Howdy

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 18 May 2026, 22:05, archived)
How much do cockneys pay for shampoo?
Pantene!!!
(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 18 May 2026, 20:21, archived)
evening,
morning
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 18 May 2026, 20:40, archived)
Let's not do any more questions. Let's just listen to music. Let's make it into a music... Who the hell wants to hear questions, right?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 May 2026, 21:44, archived)
aftemoon

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 May 2026, 20:42, archived)
xX mofaha Xx

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 18 May 2026, 20:45, archived)
I'm already celebrating uncle Ho's birthday.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 18 May 2026, 20:52, archived)
monggyyyyyyy xxx

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 18 May 2026, 21:25, archived)
alright mongy

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 May 2026, 21:43, archived)
afternoon, yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 May 2026, 12:06, archived)
yeah

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 18 May 2026, 12:07, archived)
Fuck your afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 18 May 2026, 12:16, archived)
spoken like a typical shill for Big Evening

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 May 2026, 12:20, archived)
Big Evening can lick my ringpiece

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 18 May 2026, 12:23, archived)
good night

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 18 May 2026, 12:26, archived)
I'm sorry I can't explain it exactly but this is definitely the name of a travelling circus

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 18 May 2026, 12:39, archived)
No-one wants to hear about your fucking stupid fucking top hat

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 18 May 2026, 13:10, archived)
^ ringmaster

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 May 2026, 13:16, archived)
^ ringblaster

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 18 May 2026, 16:52, archived)
^ P.T. Barbum

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 18 May 2026, 13:18, archived)

all right Dale Tremont
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 18 May 2026, 13:37, archived)
What are the other options?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 18 May 2026, 12:31, archived)
anal

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 May 2026, 12:34, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8475124
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 18 May 2026, 12:38, archived)
I’m having a stroke as I etc

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 May 2026, 12:47, archived)
oh no proper out loud larf

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 18 May 2026, 12:54, archived)
Scott,

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 18 May 2026, 12:37, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8434006
There's also one where the reply to Scott, is "bollocks" guess who posted that
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 May 2026, 13:20, archived)
Was it Baz?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 18 May 2026, 13:41, archived)
Baz Qampson

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 18 May 2026, 13:54, archived)
LOLOL OMG HE LOOKS LIKE IAN HUNTLEY

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 18 May 2026, 13:57, archived)
Gan Funtley

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 18 May 2026, 14:01, archived)
Fuckleberry Dinn

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 18 May 2026, 18:14, archived)
Shove it up your arse was baz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 18 May 2026, 18:23, archived)
i shoved it up my arse and i liked it

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 18 May 2026, 18:41, archived)
Katy Perzzzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 18 May 2026, 19:24, archived)
Denial.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 18 May 2026, 13:22, archived)

ni an
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 18 May 2026, 13:27, archived)
ahahahahahaha ffs

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 18 May 2026, 13:35, archived)
Aftergoon

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 18 May 2026, 12:39, archived)
TO THE GOONCAVE!

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 May 2026, 12:46, archived)

www.homes.com/real-estate-agents/randy-bender/d0y6k1h/
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 18 May 2026, 13:41, archived)
Would you buy a used condo from this man?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 18 May 2026, 13:56, archived)
+m

Yes, I know that was your joke
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 18 May 2026, 14:48, archived)
BUY MY SPUNKY CONDOMINIUM

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 18 May 2026, 14:55, archived)
my head is an egg but let's talk property, ok?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 May 2026, 14:03, archived)
pffffff the send-a-message side bar is making me laugh like a drain
"Randy, I'd like to learn more about your real estate services"
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 18 May 2026, 14:25, archived)

beautiful "yes, but that's not important right now" energy
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 18 May 2026, 14:25, archived)
Fucking hell, was he an extra in Coneheads?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 May 2026, 15:01, archived)
IBHWTROB

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 18 May 2026, 17:48, archived)
He's got a fucking fivehead

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 18 May 2026, 17:47, archived)
Why's everyone speaking Northern?
ibb.co/GQzFbQ7P
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 18 May 2026, 17:12, archived)
Hi

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 18 May 2026, 7:07, archived)
morning, morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 May 2026, 7:15, archived)
Cheers, cheers

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 18 May 2026, 7:43, archived)
Bollocks Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 18 May 2026, 9:33, archived)
Gunt, Smeg

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 May 2026, 10:11, archived)
MiseryCunt?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 18 May 2026, 12:06, archived)
Pub time

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 18 May 2026, 7:41, archived)
GEOSTORM

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 May 2026, 9:22, archived)
EGMOORST

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 18 May 2026, 9:40, archived)
STORE MOG

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 18 May 2026, 10:02, archived)
NO! DO NOT STORE MOG!

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 18 May 2026, 10:15, archived)
No-one wants to hear about your fucking stupid fucking mog

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 18 May 2026, 10:15, archived)
*cricket applause*
Edit: click it applause
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 18 May 2026, 10:17, archived)
No-one wants to hear your fucking stupid fucking claps

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 May 2026, 12:53, archived)
MorWAITWHAT

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 18 May 2026, 10:46, archived)
WhendowewantiNOW

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 18 May 2026, 10:49, archived)
NOW YES NOW

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 18 May 2026, 10:49, archived)
We’ve been deep frying food
Dammit it tasted good. Very much a sometimes treat but phwoaar!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 17 May 2026, 19:35, archived)
nobody cares about your fucking stupid fucking chaat

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 17 May 2026, 20:01, archived)
“Food” covers a wide variety of edible things.
Can you be more specific?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 17 May 2026, 20:30, archived)
Don't encourage the fucking blogger...
damnit, Aardvark!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 17 May 2026, 20:35, archived)
You would say that

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 17 May 2026, 21:59, archived)
,Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 17 May 2026, 22:00, archived)
Puddi puddi puddi puddi puddi puddi. Giga puddi

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 18 May 2026, 5:30, archived)
I try not to fry anything
Unless I can dry fry it. The grease makes me feel sick. On the plus side, my parents just gave me my dad's huge jar of edibles, because they apparently don't help him, but they do help me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 17 May 2026, 21:43, archived)
How though?
Pour a gallon of oil in a big pan? Or do you have a dedicated vat?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 17 May 2026, 22:11, archived)
Genuinely haven't had a deep frier thing since we nearly lost a house to fire.

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 17 May 2026, 22:12, archived)
would you like a better than kfc vid link for your next indulgence?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 17 May 2026, 22:17, archived)
better than kfc is a very low bar

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 May 2026, 22:55, archived)
FRYING TONIGHT!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 17 May 2026, 23:57, archived)
Calm down, Orlando

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 18 May 2026, 0:04, archived)
Wha'gwan, fellow afro-caribbean's?
I've made a fuck-off vat of chilli for t'freezer and am now prepping for a garlicky, herby, lemony roast chicken.

Started watching Legends yesterday, seems ok, initially at least.

Zzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 17 May 2026, 14:17, archived)

tc h
Ledg bell

Spared you the bother. YOUR WELCOME
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 17 May 2026, 14:20, archived)
"wahhing"?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 17 May 2026, 15:37, archived)
Correct

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 17 May 2026, 15:46, archived)
I don't know how to pronounce the minus-d in bellends

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 17 May 2026, 17:21, archived)
It’s pronounced “ “

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 17 May 2026, 18:04, archived)
I'm just chilling. 2030 here. Had some pho. Probably call it a night around 10.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 17 May 2026, 14:30, archived)
Have you found some weed?
I smelled it in Da Nang but mrs doesn't smoke so didn't bother to try to locate the source
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 17 May 2026, 14:32, archived)
Nah. I would love some but I'll see . Been 2 weeks now since my last. I'm alright. Off Chaing Mai in a couple of weeks, loads there.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 17 May 2026, 14:38, archived)
You can do Bangkok to Chiang Mai on the Eastern Orient Express

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 17 May 2026, 15:48, archived)
I don't like Bangkok. Been before

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 17 May 2026, 15:51, archived)
Travel anecdote, watched the 2006 World Cup final at around 3am local time in a bar in Vietnam
drinking tequila and red bull with Canadian and Dutch girls, then + b3ta.com/talk/8457840
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 17 May 2026, 17:27, archived)
Just finished lunch
Might have a nap, might have a poo, hopefully not at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 17 May 2026, 15:47, archived)
Have a poo, then go to bed, then have another poo.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 17 May 2026, 16:01, archived)
I'm currently listening to Mussorgsky's Night on Bald Mountain
It's my go-to thunderstorm music, but I just needed to listen to it right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 17 May 2026, 19:23, archived)
nobody cares about your fucking stupid fucking vat

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 17 May 2026, 16:35, archived)
Bit rude.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 17 May 2026, 18:43, archived)
Not nearly fucking rude enough

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 17 May 2026, 18:49, archived)
You are cunting well correct.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 17 May 2026, 18:56, archived)
I endorse this post

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 17 May 2026, 22:00, archived)
morning

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 17 May 2026, 8:48, archived)
Mr. Tea

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 17 May 2026, 10:20, archived)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 17 May 2026, 10:33, archived)
ARSEHOLE

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 17 May 2026, 10:53, archived)
, morning
morning,
morning, morning
, morn
ing, mo
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gggaaaarghareyoudoingthisonpurpose
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 17 May 2026, 10:55, archived)
Mornin', mornin', mornin'
Though my member's swollen
Keep them dogies rollin', rawhide
Through rain and wind and weather
I look well bent in leather
Wishin' my gal was by my side
All the things I'm missin'
Good vittles, love, and pissin'
Are waiting at the end of my ride
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 17 May 2026, 14:05, archived)
this is so godamn beautiful I'm tearing up a little

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 17 May 2026, 15:48, archived)
word of the day: conduit

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 May 2026, 11:52, archived)
Metal or plastic? I prefer working with metal. Even tho you need a bender

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 17 May 2026, 12:06, archived)
don't we all, don't we all

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 17 May 2026, 12:13, archived)
I think my days working on a bender are long gone. Hard work.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 17 May 2026, 12:44, archived)

*points at sternum* my heart, Pip -- broken!
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 17 May 2026, 13:07, archived)
have faith in yourself! you conduit!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 May 2026, 11:53, archived)

cf. numpty, lummox, daft 'apeth, magus
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 17 May 2026, 12:13, archived)
Morning
Last Place LOL
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 17 May 2026, 0:02, archived)
It's almost as if Israel's vote-rigging guatantees 2nd, and everyone hates us.
Plus ca change.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 17 May 2026, 0:54, archived)
They used to love us when Thatcher was PM

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 17 May 2026, 8:26, archived)
How has this comedy special become some kind of cultural zeitgesit?
The infantilisation of culture has never been more apparent. Suppose I'm alright with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 17 May 2026, 8:15, archived)
It was a cultural zeitgeist for decades before it became a comedy special

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 17 May 2026, 9:41, archived)
Only in small parts of Sweden and Denmark.

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 17 May 2026, 9:58, archived)

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