they sentenced me to 20 years of boredom
for trying to change the system from within
( Dill, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:09, archived)

why don't you dance your way tozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:12, archived)

Oi!
You!

Fancy this?
www.kentwell.co.uk/ConcertsAndTheatre/SteeleyeSpan.html
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:14, archived)

I do I do
bloody long way though
( Dill, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:16, archived)

but you're missing a great opportunity
www.kentwell.co.uk/ConcertsAndTheatre/GlennMiller.html

see the last sentence under dress in a 1940s style
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:18, archived)

ha ha ha
digs out s.s. uniform and books tickets
( Dill, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:22, archived)

You are Prince Harry
AICMFP
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:23, archived)

Pah!
www.information-britain.co.uk/showPlace.cfm?Place_ID=698

WW's coming....although rather scarily so are my parents.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:22, archived)

gonna be in a tent
on the west coast of highlands then anyhow, you two should come camping and drink wine
( Dill, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:24, archived)

Now *theres* an idea...

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:30, archived)

Hoohah sends bummings and love and diseases.
Also, I would like to sting you all with wasps.
( Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:08, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/568938
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:09, archived)

can we have bees instead,
they're more huggbly
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:10, archived)

Ooooh but she wont come on a drinking session with me!
Noooooooooo! Its like she thinks id get her stupidly drunk and take her virginity or something
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:11, archived)

Not before I do.

( Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:12, archived)

I'll fight you for it!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:14, archived)

wasps?
does it have to be wasps?
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:13, archived)

Its rather odd
but since ive been deaf in my left ear, ive been able to hear oddly well by opening my mouth wide....It seems to vibrate through my teeth....

Dance for me.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:06, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/621824
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:07, archived)

Thats it baby!
Now, touch the midget...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:08, archived)

you've got Richard Hammond there????
*moistens*
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:10, archived)

you'd only break him
:)
( Dill, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:12, archived)

nonsense
I don't do things like that

[edit] exhaust maybe, but not break...
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:13, archived)

he is
lush....
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:12, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/568938
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:08, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/621888
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:10, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/194534
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:15, archived)

*starts rootin, tootin, suglassed up dancing sunflower*
*leaves with your mobile*
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:09, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/621859
(Borderline Schizo, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:14, archived)

ha ha
just watched star wars (episode4) on dvd and i had the sub titles swithched on and do you know whats really funny?
they subtitle R2-D2, so what comes up on the bottom when he's beeping is [beep bloop whistle] it is brilliant, especially when you want to authenticly imitate a robot
[beep whistle boop bleep]
( DR Mexico Hunt, Hunt, Hunt, He's The Huntsman!!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)

AAHAHAHAHA!
Subtitles for the hard of hearing are hilarious!
( ArthurTheRat, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:55, archived)

it's funny, because they can't hear reversing

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:56, archived)

Or unfunny jokes

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:59, archived)

or the sound of music

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:00, archived)

It's not all bad then if you can't hear...
...songs in musicals.

/loathes musicals
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:01, archived)

*hides love of musicals behind back*

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:08, archived)

I agree!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Thats a hilarious story!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!111
(Borderline Schizo, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:55, archived)

just
checked your profile and that picture aint so bad
( DR Mexico Hunt, Hunt, Hunt, He's The Huntsman!!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:57, archived)

tis a bit blurry
and oh..ugly looking
(Borderline Schizo, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:01, archived)

As a medical doctor i advise a full topless photo

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:07, archived)

Maybe later...
If you are very lucky.
(Borderline Schizo, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:09, archived)

me too!

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:11, archived)

There is a much higher chance of you being shown than Mykey :)

(Borderline Schizo, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:13, archived)

He gives me the fackin orn

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:14, archived)

I utterly demand this

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:11, archived)

I dunno... Maybe if it were caked in my spunk

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:02, archived)

it would just leave smears on your monitor

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:04, archived)

imagine that
how queer
( Dill, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:56, archived)

Surely it would be more queer if it went
C3P0 (in a very camp way): Do me up the wrong 'un
R2D2 (in a very butch way) : bleep whistle sigh
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:00, archived)

pfft

( Dill, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:01, archived)

how odd
I would have expected excerpts from the norwegian book of common prayer
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:56, archived)

bible.gospelcom.net/passage/?book_id=47&chapter=1&version=5
( ArthurTheRat, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:58, archived)

Is that the bit where Jesus defeats Thor in a battle of THUMB WARS!

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:02, archived)

You're shit.

( Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:57, archived)

correct & concise
as usual young lady
( Dill, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:58, archived)

Top of the Pops
is fun to watch with the sound off and subtitles on:

"He raps"

"Crowd cheers"

Though why anyone would want to watch it with the sound on anyway is beyond me.
( Roman Totale, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:58, archived)

i always watch top of the pops
with subtitles - it improves it so much and you can do karaoke, if you were that way inclined


/isnt really that way inclined - honest
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:59, archived)

I think you might be fibbing young lady

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:01, archived)

come on,
i'm a good liar.........or maybe not
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:04, archived)

Jack Black.
Funny or cunt?
( ArthurTheRat, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:50, archived)

I love him

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:51, archived)

him young boys

I apologise
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:53, archived)

Seriously
How do you know where I am?
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:58, archived)

Look out the window...
....see that stranger wanking in the hedge with the telephoto lens?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:00, archived)

The worst thing is
I actually look around every time.
Damn you Serafinowicz!
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:02, archived)

I really do!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:03, archived)

EEEEEEEEEP

( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:05, archived)

funny as fuck

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:51, archived)

Aye.

( ArthurTheRat, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)

A little from column A, a little from column B

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:51, archived)

This

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:53, archived)

thirded

( The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:58, archived)

funny
sexy, talented
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)

Quiet, Yeasty.

( Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)

i luff
him
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:53, archived)

I luff you
Carnally
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:54, archived)

funt

( Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:55, archived)

Things I have learned these last 2 days
..drinking 2 litres of Irn Bru in a day will do terrible things to you.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:48, archived)

Do you have radioactive wee?

( Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:50, archived)

I went to bed...
....with a racing heart, vague chest pains and couldn't sleep until gone 2.

Got up at 6 for work today feeling like I'd had a night out with Hankster drinking two to his one.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)

Turns you scottish for a start
And noone should go through that

Thats why ive begun the 'Breed Scots Out' programme
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:50, archived)

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:54, archived)

it'll make all your teeth fall out
and your hair turn ginger
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:51, archived)

that is a terrifying mental image
thank you
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)

Cheech
is the single bestest drink in the world...I ahve no idea what is in it, but it is alcoholic and lovely...
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:53, archived)

does it taste of fonz' testicles?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:55, archived)

OHMYGODS!
an advert showing Transits being made! I can't remember when I was last so excited over an advert
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:42, archived)

Polytheist heathen scum.
ROT IN HELL!
( Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:43, archived)

that one about the thing, with the stuff?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:44, archived)

you know they wont make a special edition with a mattress in the back
For your wife swapping/dogging pleasure
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:44, archived)

I don't have a wife to swap

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:46, archived)

I think you know what i mean

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:46, archived)

she only wants one so that she..
...gets one of those special van drovers licences which allows you to drive like an arse.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:47, archived)

Its spelt BMW

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:48, archived)

Or....
...VOLVO.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:49, archived)

*imagines a transit scaring up pheasants*

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:49, archived)

You are a Suffolk van driver
AICMFP
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:51, archived)

Good lord woman...
....you are SO gay for them it's not true.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:45, archived)

aye
it scares me sometimes
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:46, archived)

Hooray for internet cafes!
I can b3ta without fear of reprehension.
*boogies*
By the way, I AM reading down the page.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:38, archived)

*snogglesnogglesnog*
I'm sorry I'm not there, darling :(
( Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:39, archived)

Im behind her
She's in Mouses
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:40, archived)

You just keep away from her fannyminge.
I get first dibs on that.
( Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:41, archived)

but do you get it all to yourself?

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:42, archived)

Once I've dibbed on it,
no-one else would want it.
( Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:43, archived)

I could wash it off

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:45, archived)

You'd better,
it goes crusty after a little while.
( Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:46, archived)

Ahem
It is perfectly non-crusty thank you very much.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:57, archived)

I dont know what you mean
Mrs Mykeyboy is the only woman for me
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:42, archived)

Jesus Christ
I just looked behind me and everything.
You are right.
This scares me.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:43, archived)

Oh im still there....
edit: i mean you could have asked for my company tonight, but nooooo
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:45, archived)

EEP

( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:46, archived)

Oh you big girls blouse:)

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:47, archived)

hmm
you won't be wanting this link then, will you
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:41, archived)

he he
doesn`t work
( Ibstock, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:44, archived)

Yay!
*huggles*
( Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:48, archived)

*RAWKS to Will Smith*

*loves it big willy style*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:35, archived)

Pffft, you said 'big willy'

( ArthurTheRat, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:38, archived)

to miami!

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:38, archived)

*gets jiggy with it*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:39, archived)

"Rawks" to Will Smith?
Talented comedy capering, eloquent rap superstar?

Or overpriced jug eared twat? You decide tonight on "Who gives an arse?"
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:40, archived)

overpriced jug eared twat
please Trev
( Dill, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:43, archived)

I thought the over-priced jug eared twat
was Richard Blackwood


My bad.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:43, archived)

I can recite all of Wild Wild West
from memory.

100% of FACT
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:03, archived)

Right you scumsuckers
I've had a long and successful day and require you to entertain me
please
( Dill, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:28, archived)

*wiggles enticingly*

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:29, archived)

nice
thanks again matey, tunes made a horrendous drive bearable, yours should be with you fairly soon
( Dill, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:31, archived)

:D

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:37, archived)

*dances*

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:30, archived)

*fwaps openly*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:32, archived)

Oi Michael
she's my dancing fool
( Dill, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:35, archived)

*dances provocatively*
*strips*
*jiggles*
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:30, archived)

Now that's
entertainment
( Dill, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:32, archived)

maybe I
should sell myself to Channel 5
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:33, archived)

Are you a Nazi or a car chase?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:34, archived)

is that what's on channel 5 now?
damn
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:37, archived)

fuck
that im off for a curry.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:31, archived)

*tapdances*
*does jazz hands*
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:31, archived)

mmm jazz hands
tgmtfh
( Dill, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:32, archived)

Arrrrrrgh!!
NOT TEH JAZZ HANDS!!!



*snuggles and stealth gropes*
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:33, archived)

hellooooooo
you buttock clenchingly gorgeous thing
( Dill, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:34, archived)

Cor!
*looks out for Badger's hidden camera*
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:34, archived)

*prods with wide angle lens*

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:56, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/568938
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:32, archived)

that'll do
:)
( Dill, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:33, archived)

*gently masturbates*
*whilst massaging*
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:34, archived)

Reassuring
yet disturbing
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:35, archived)

I am a
gentle man.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:37, archived)

*flashes*

(Borderline Schizo, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:39, archived)

There's an incredible stench of manure around
and I keep thinking it's me but it isn't, because I've had a shower and I haven't been rolling around in cowshit for days.
( Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:20, archived)

Have you
brushed your teeth or have you been necking turds again?
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:21, archived)

they mix it with water and then spray it all over the fields
do you have fields near you?
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:21, archived)

Not really.
Everyone house has a garden, though, so it might be from one of those.
Or they might have done the watery-spraying thing in the park across the road, but the smell's coming from the other direction...
( Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:23, archived)

maybe it's that stash of corpses under your matress

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:23, archived)

Shouldnt you be yummying down on Hoohah right now?
She said she wanted to eat in oxford tonight..
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:23, archived)

I don't have the money
to go to Oxford AND eat :(
( Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:25, archived)

I think he was meaning something else

knowing Mykey
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:28, archived)

I wouldn't know about that, of course...

/sweet and innocent
( Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:31, archived)

TGMTRRRFH

( Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:27, archived)

wow!
that's a mental image I've never had of you before. I don't think I've ever seen you say that

*ponders for a while*
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:29, archived)

I dyed my hair dark again
and currently look almost exactly like I do in my profile picture.
*mwah*
( Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:36, archived)

*Passes tissues*

( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:30, archived)

Thats a bloody good trick

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:30, archived)

I think he meant bone, muscle, skin,
that sort of thing.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:32, archived)

*Gnaws*
*Passes stool*

Who ordered this MFI Piece of shit?
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:33, archived)

Ahhh
Oi loves a good romp in the cowshit does oi.
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:26, archived)

It's so erotic.

( Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:27, archived)

only with company

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:28, archived)

I find
that I can pleasure myself in the cowshit most adequately.
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:31, archived)

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:35, archived)

Yes
It's not often I get to use that line so I went for it.
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:36, archived)

( Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:37, archived)

Right,
I've had enough, I've off to the pub.

'night all!
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:10, archived)

wait for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I got my shiny thing
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:13, archived)

Photos please

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:15, archived)

but it's not charged yet
This one and it am shiny
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:16, archived)

Noooooooooooooooooooo!
But i want photos now!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:18, archived)

Did shouting at them work then?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:18, archived)

you should see
the state it turned up in
*most not happy*
but the contents were alright
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:19, archived)

as long as it is working
and you can take lots of lully photos :)
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:20, archived)

I have to wait 2 hours
until it's done charging
but yes
lots of lovely ones
and lots of sneaky ultrazoooooooooooooooooooooom ones as well
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:26, archived)

hurrah! :D
what time did they arrive in the end?
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:25, archived)

I miss you:(

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:13, archived)

Sir,
did you seal a date on the Reading bash?
( Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:22, archived)

I want to go
to the Reading bash
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:23, archived)

And can you co...
No. That's asking for it.
Will you be able to attend?
( Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:25, archived)

ohh yes
and I'll be there too ;)
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:26, archived)

Gah! no!
I shall though!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:25, archived)

Any idea what month?
I may be able to lock Mrs Catfish in the understairs cupboard and steal out.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:33, archived)

steal out?
what an odd expression

I need to know when too though, cos Mr V's away a fair bit in September and October and I'll need him here to look after the kids
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:35, archived)

"Steal out" is a rather antiquated expression
Usually used in the context "to steal out of the house under cover of darkness"
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:44, archived)

*falls over in shock*

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:13, archived)

huw says:
i got a car
richardina says:
does it have pimping subs?
huw says:
yea
richardina says:
sad bastard.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:03, archived)

www.bash.org/?254442
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:05, archived)

No, just a fun lads' night out.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:07, archived)

I mean its not like women are real people anyway
And hookers, well thats even worse
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:08, archived)

*frown*

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:10, archived)

She's escaped the kitchen and is trying to think!
Quick, administer the flunitrazepam!
( Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:13, archived)

*thud*

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:14, archived)

*taps foot*
*puts hand on hip*
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:14, archived)

Dont worry Mr Malchick
Shes electronically tagged... Now if i can just reach my little red button...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:14, archived)

The one they gave you incase you spaz out on the toilet and need rescuing?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:16, archived)

We've only got marzipan,
but that usually sedates them a bit.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:14, archived)

Dunno
if this is GC but its a laugh..
Bad Translations of the sith
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:01, archived)

*snorts*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:03, archived)

Pfffft!
That's fucking ace!
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:11, archived)

Seconded, with gusto
and pesto.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:13, archived)

Gah!
www.compfused.com/directlink/823/
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:49, archived)

Seen those somewhere else

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:51, archived)

Sorry for delayed response
but in answer to that down there *points*, count me in. Now who can we get to stump up the money for a bar?
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:52, archived)

Oh good god man
Thats what banks are for!

A good 1 mil for buying and renovating and we are in business...just imagine, every friday and saturday being surrounded by nubile young girls, willing to do absolutely anything for the promise of a few free drinks in the VIP section....
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:54, archived)

I've just spluffed all over my desk.
Again.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:56, archived)

you better do something about that
else the "nubile young girls" wont be too impressed
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:59, archived)

That could only be possible if they werent drugged

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:01, archived)

Oh but just imagine...
When i win the lottery tonight i promise this is what we shall do
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:00, archived)

Arf
I recognise ManOwar.

This worries me so.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:55, archived)

well that's quite terrifying

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:57, archived)

Now, if you're sitting there thinking'what can i buy Mykey' I suggest this:
www.chargrilled.co.uk/v~2/proddetail.asp?prod=m0doggin&cat=47
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:58, archived)

error 400
bad request - go to your room!
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:03, archived)

I like some of those
I may have to invest.

Right, I am off to smite evil with the aid of a D20. Come feel the GEEK \m/
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:07, archived)

I like that Loggins features 3 times.

( Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:59, archived)

Mr V's a cunt
I have liquid iboprofen, and cos it's designed for kids I have to take four spoonfuls each time and it's absolutely vile. I really struggle with it. I've just taken some after dinner (my first meal since Sunday!) and he watched me struggling with it then shot me a look and made a comment designed to make me think of cum. so he's a cunt :P
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)

What?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:39, archived)

^ this

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:40, archived)

I've got to take that three times a day
for the next week, and now I'll have that mental image in mind
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:41, archived)

are tablets that hard to swallow?
they're even covered in sugar.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:50, archived)

You're thinking of doughnuts

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:51, archived)

no really
ibuprofen tablets are covered in sugar.

well at least the safeway ones are.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:53, archived)

my tonsils have swollen so much
that I can't swallow tablets. I've got liquid penicillin now too
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:53, archived)

oh, i see

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:55, archived)

Bum pills are needed!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:55, archived)

no thanks
you get that after having babies and that was more than enough for me
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:58, archived)

That's what you suppose.

( Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:00, archived)

oh dear
that's terrible.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:00, archived)

wowwww
www.compfused.com/gallery.php?galleryid=1
(Naughty Tortoise, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:36, archived)

That was in the newsletter a while back
wasn't it?
(Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)

Not that I remember seeing

(Naughty Tortoise, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:39, archived)

Thats it, game over
Every human must die
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)

i have nothing to add to your "wowwwww"
that's awesome.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:38, archived)

I saw that a few years ago
but I'm still utterly impressed by it
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:39, archived)

Still in France
Couldn't resist the occasional Olympic comment.

May come into the office tomorrow carrying a flaming torch.
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:03, archived)

Oooh did we win?
There's lovely.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:09, archived)

Make sure you wear a London 2012 shirt all day
Err, if it is 2012 that is.... err
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:10, archived)

and point out specifically to people when it is 12 minutes past 8
using a 24 hour clock.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:12, archived)

You realise of course that when it gets to 13:37 and im sitting at my desk
I have to resist the urge to shout 'Its L33t O'clock!'

Every fucking day
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:18, archived)

I shout "Leet geeky time!" myself.
My friends normally try to distract me so I don't notice and the moment is gone.
( Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:51, archived)

I'm supporting the "Pumpherston - 2016" campaign I'm afraid

( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:13, archived)

and what about taunting them about the olympics, while you burn it down

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:10, archived)

Its not a bash quote, i swear
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:12, archived)

I don't understand the relevance,
but I like non-bash quotes
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:13, archived)

Oh my, it's really not on bash
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:16, archived)

well this is on bash
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:19, archived)

I cant justify it
But my addiction is growing like my need to kill cunts

/Shitty day at work
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:16, archived)

do it
/sitting on your shoulder in a tight red latex costume
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:20, archived)

I tell you, if i have to play nice and be polite to any more fucking elderly bastards on the phone
Im going to have to put their home details on the web and point out how easy it would be to rob them
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:22, archived)

Pah, at least you have made it home.
/still at work and not happy about it.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:21, archived)

I demand we go into business together
And hence make up our own hours

It could be a bar 'Mykey And Lonewolfs Den Of Sin'
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:23, archived)

I am liking this idea.
We must just be careful not to drink all of our stock and also take care that we always charge full price for bummings.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:26, archived)

Oh no my friend
there would be no need for bummings!
The place would be full to the brim of 18 yr old lovelies who are easily impressed by two old blokes who own a bar...

We'd be laid more than a tuppenny hooker
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:29, archived)

It worked for my ex's best mate
and he's a ginger and everything.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:31, archived)

Tim Curry's going to be on Monk now,
Hallmark Channel.
( Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:59, archived)

I've decided to bum him
Do you have any advice for a beginner?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:00, archived)

He doesn't like too much lube.

( Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:02, archived)

Step 1) get willy
step 2) put willy in bum


Oh, you actually need a willy for that, though...
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:03, archived)

Pfffft.

( Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:04, archived)

*takes notes*
And where might i find one of these willies?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:05, archived)

*points*
On the floor, just behind you...
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:09, archived)

on the end
of his armies
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:09, archived)

FOOL OF A TOOK!
Ooh, that reminds me, my original cast Amadeus playbill came today. Tim Curry and Ian McKellen...a steal at £3.70 including P&P.
( Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:12, archived)

I hate The Sun
They didn't waste any time, so I decided on an angry email:

I would like to buy some of your pictures, from the web jokes on Chirac page:

www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005310173,00.html

Oh, hold on a minute, they're not even yours at all are they! You took them from b3ta.com, then slapped them on your site and say they are copyrighted by you. BASTARDS!

Come on! Lets be l33t haxx0rs and spam them to fuck.
(King Mong, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:58, archived)

Lets not post this on the main board and then post it here where people dont make pictures

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:01, archived)

or alternatively,
let's not.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:02, archived)

I luff you
Lets get an apartment together and cook metrosexual foods for dinner EVERY night
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:03, archived)

What's a metrosexual piece of food?

( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:05, archived)

Any mustard that isnt English

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:08, archived)

cook metrosexual foods for dinner felch each other stupid
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:05, archived)

Pffft.
You'd get pissed off with my liberal hippy ways fairly quickly. You can't base a relationship on sex alone (unless it's a relationship between me and Angelina Jolie).
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:12, archived)

Angelina Jolie
must be the most frequently namechecked 'I'd like to shag her'-type babe on this board.
Which is good.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:14, archived)

We have taste on this here board

( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:19, archived)

to be fair they haven't said that they are theirs,
but I do like the way they've credited one of those 'lol look @ whts in my email !!!11111' sites
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:02, archived)

Right click on one
and it says copyright newsgroup newspapers etc
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:05, archived)

not for me it doesn't

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:09, archived)

Does for me in FF and IE

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:12, archived)