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(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:34, archived)
# oh my god
funniest one ever.

Mama- weer all Crazee now!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:35, archived)
# my favourite is still the hospital one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:35, archived)
# ha ha ha ha Jeezus
the last line killed me :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
Oh these should be a calendar or something, honest to god...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:36, archived)
# 100% this ^
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:40, archived)
# People buy Garfield and these are 100% funnier!
Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Or at least www.needapoo.co.uk
so all these can be viewed at leisure.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:43, archived)
# while doing a poo.

that domain is availible, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:53, archived)
# In fact it's why the IPad was invented....
Toilet Browsing!
Edit: PS, @yoursig: I am stalking following you now....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:55, archived)
# :D
www.jeremytheannoyinghorse.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Why the hell did I click that?
NING!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:04, archived)
# ......I cleared my cache/history over the weekend.
THAT link was blue.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:05, archived)
# That's how he got me, too.
Damn.

Mental note to self: LEARN TO HOVER OVER ALL LINKS
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Oh you absolute cunt!
Just as the fucking boss walked past! :/
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:05, archived)
# yay my horse blocker works
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:08, archived)
# You have a horse blocker?
No Wai!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:14, archived)
# yup no more shit I love horses links for me
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Do explain

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:21, archived)
# download 'stylish' plugin for flock/firefox
then enter

@namespace url(http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml);
@-moz-document domain("b3ta.com") {
a[href="http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses"] { color: magenta !important }
a[href="http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/"] { color: magenta !important }
a[href="http://www.deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses"] { color: magenta !important }
a[href="http://www.deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses/"] { color: magenta !important }
a[href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o"] { color: magenta !important }
}


and the fucktards who post horse links won't bother you anymore as the links will be bright magenta
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:26, archived)
# I was going to say it doesn't work
but FWM changed the link.

*awaits next horseshite*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:52, archived)
# You can do a "contains" match too-

a[href*="deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses"] - will match all of the top four.

And don't forget www.mofaha.com/b3ta_image_resolver.asp :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:22, archived)
# CHEDGE!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:44, archived)
# hands up all those b3tans Tweeting?
\o
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:02, archived)
# \0/
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Me, Sir! Me!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:06, archived)
# nope it's gay

/has an account but doesn't use it and someone else took prodigy69
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Nope
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:11, archived)
# \o
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:14, archived)
# \o
bong
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:17, archived)
# I have an account
but nothing to say for myself
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:22, archived)
# ^ what he said.
I'm far too dull to twitter properly :(
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Hahah
ohmylols
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
All the above^ This is the best one yet!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:38, archived)
# real lols moment if I had a coffee the monitor would be wearing it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:38, archived)
# hahaha!!
oh Jeremy :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:39, archived)
# hahaha
I NEED A POO!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:40, archived)
# I fucking love you.
Oh Jesus - proper office lollery here.

I love you and want to kill you so we can be together.

Oh Jesus - this is good. Almost weeping.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:41, archived)
# *relevances*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Oh man.
That's pretty romantic.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:47, archived)
# and a ladder
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:59, archived)
# WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Funniest one ever Moley!! Love it!
(batboy ...is it beer o'clock yet??!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Oh Jeremy, you scamp!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:43, archived)
# Hahaha! I love this!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:45, archived)
# genuine glee XD
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:45, archived)
# hahahaha
and mega-woo to the other too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:48, archived)
# That bit of tail looks like a hand pulling poo out of his bum
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:47, archived)
# dear god
that's wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:49, archived)
# hahaha
"bring a ladder" is going to be appended to all telephonic requests for help now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:43, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha !
annoying and potentially unexpected.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:47, archived)
# hahahahahahahah!
outstanding! *clicks!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:48, archived)
# this is amazing
plus everytime me daughter fills her nappy she says "Daddy, I done a poo!" and immediately think of Jeremy lol
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:49, archived)
# hahhahaha
splendid as ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:54, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Oh Jeremy
You made coffee go on my keyboard.

Another comedy triumph!
(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:58, archived)
# i love you
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:58, archived)
# hahahaha!
Absolutely guffaw inspiring!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:08, archived)
# hahahahahaha
you mad
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:11, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:15, archived)
# hahaha
Excellent even by Jeremy's standards
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Hahaha

I did miss this place.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:24, archived)
# hahah
unexpected tree lols
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:42, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Full o' WOO!
.....and poo too!
(misanthropic_lobster scuttled back to his cave on, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:51, archived)
# brilliant stuff!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:59, archived)
# office lol
FP now :)
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Good old Jeremy.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:22, archived)
# hahahahaha
this stuff is so good. funny (and tragic) thing is that she really reminds me of an ex girlfriend. There was less poo-ing but the eyes and general annoyance level is disturbingly similar...
(turbomerl, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:04, archived)
# OMG
Recovers from laughing so hard it hurt. *clicks like crazy*
This'll be FP in 5...4...3...
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:15, archived)
# "last frame" KILLER!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:28, archived)
# my hero
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:30, archived)
# hahahaha:D
click click
(herman:D, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:25, archived)
# YEH!!
It's been too long for another ed of Jeremy

clicks clicks clicks!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:54, archived)
# Oh,
Jeremy!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 19:00, archived)
# hahaha!
he really is the limit...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:18, archived)