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# Who are the funniest photoshoppers on B3ta?
Just writing a doc saying you're all great and want some good examples.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:42, archived)
# Ninj, Captain Howdy, Human Descent (he's more quality than hummus perhaps)
just scroll through the history of FPs

Now I'm trying to work out whether your definition of Photoshoppery matches mine.
If it's pure hummus then almost anyone on here wins, if it's painstaking craftsmanship and attention to detail then I'll stick with the first three (until I can remember the names/examples of others)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:42, archived)
# ^ this fella ^
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:47, archived)
# v That fella v
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:28, archived)
# Oh snap.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:31, archived)
# ^ Him Sir, it was him!
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:16, archived)
# Tappy Hoast
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:26, archived)
# Me.
E.g. This was particularly well received: www.b3ta.com/board/10901233
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:43, archived)
# I actually just did a lol at that you tit
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:51, archived)
# Surely monkeon wins every time ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:44, archived)
# smallbrainfield
happytoast
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:45, archived)
# Funny how?
'Cos Joe Scaramanga Ninj, Freshwatervole, Smallbrainfield and Matazone can all make me IRL LOL, but it can be quite geeky, and then there's stuff like Prodge's which is well lush.

Also, Spider & Scorpion by JJ is one of my favourite cartoons ever, including Calvin & Hobbes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:46, archived)
# Maybe, just maybe, IF YOU STOPPED FINGERING DOG'S BUMHOLES AND FUCKING FIXED SEARCH, you wouldn't have to ask.
Just saying like.
Also: (^(^;;^)^) TEAM SPIDERS says LENINGRAD's "Tell Me Again Human" FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:46, archived)
# I agree actually - I want search fixed
will poke robtoo.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:48, archived)
# HURRAH!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:50, archived)
# i think brayndedd said he'd do it
i wouldn't trust him though, have you seen his chin?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:57, archived)
# is that a euphemism?
possibly for bumsex?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:08, archived)
# For fuck's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:47, archived)
# If rob wasn't ignoring you he'd have seen your offer :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:52, archived)
# I'd vote for Leningrad as well
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:00, archived)
# I always liked printmeister's stuff. A lot.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:47, archived)
# Beau Bo D'or
Smallbrainfield
Mofaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:49, archived)
# ^ this^2
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:51, archived)
# Also:
Mictoboy
An Eagle in Your Mind
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:54, archived)
# I'm just going through my posts to find things I've liked
and there are far too many to mention.
Mighty Nibus
The Silent Channel has done a couple of things I've enjoyed recently.
As has Brian O'Blivion.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:05, archived)
# i love you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:56, archived)
# This! Mofahahahahaha!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:12, archived)
#
I WAS HERE FOR THE EPIC "CHANGE YOUR NAME TO MOFAHA" THREAD
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:15, archived)
# I wasn't
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:20, archived)
# apparently I was, but i didn't get it
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:30, archived)
# Beau Bo D'or, Ninj, monkeon, Fresh Water Mole
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:52, archived)
# All the above and mofaha and Elvis.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:54, archived)
# e. dubya
and clay, but he's gone
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:56, archived)
# I miss clay :(
WIV DA ANGLES
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:59, archived)
# good japes
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:02, archived)
# ^This
How about Mutated Monty as well
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:05, archived)
# I don't know about funny ... more horrible
Incredible skills though
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:08, archived)
# Oh fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:28, archived)
# e.dubya...quite.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:27, archived)
# What are we your content-sourcing beyatches?
Many of my faves have already been suggested - ninj, BBDO, monkeon, HT, smallbrainfield et al.

Also add in Dave the Hat, The Great Arhitect (although he doesn't post here much these days), and a few others. Lemme check my 'likes'
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:58, archived)
# Addendum
Captain Howdy is looking large in things I've clicked recently, as is Fresh Water Mole.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:01, archived)
# Addendum addendum
Doctor When
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:03, archived)
# ^ this one
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:06, archived)
# Shit, forgot to mention FWM
There are too many good people on b3ta, dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:04, archived)
# Without wishing to be overly fawning,
About 70% of my recent clicks have been Capt Howdy, Doc When, FWM, or your good self.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:06, archived)
# Cor!
/basks in fawning
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:08, archived)
# sounds like a little village in dorset that does
"Basks in Fawning" probably has lots of strange country ways and inbreeding and so forth
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:02, archived)
# Is there away to see things you have 'liked'?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:11, archived)
# Yep.
Go to your own profile and click on the things you have liked link.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:13, archived)
# Ah. That makes sense!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:15, archived)
# Ive done a few good ones I think, my han solo finger penis got some good laughs
I'm mainly a toap tastic 'shopper though.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:59, archived)
# cockweasle
he's my favourite
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:00, archived)
# ^ This
go and look at his profile page for proof. Edit: and this: www.b3ta.com/board/9638217
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:05, archived)
# some beautiful work right there
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:18, archived)
# Monkeon, Cpt Howdy, Happy Toast are probably the most consistently funny,
Ninj or Human Descent are probably the best in terms of potatoswopping skills. Atomic is the best at making me go 'fuuuuck'.

I don't know, the way b3ta is, it could be anybody on a good day. That's why I still like the place.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:02, archived)
# ^ This
I couldnt really single out any as on their day, everyone comes up with something lol worthy.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha
just looking through your FPs. Love the John Bunnell and the Han Solo.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:07, archived)
# IN JAIL
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:30, archived)
# yep, this
depends on what floats your boat and what mood you are in. Many of the funny things have been contextual or specifically relating to news/current affairs/culture at the time. Looking back at them, you'd only have the responses to go on!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:06, archived)
# Yep To that
Just the 'fuuuuuck' element is great at times.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:07, archived)
# true dat
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:26, archived)
# everybody but me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:14, archived)
# ^Everyone but Pedro.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:15, archived)
# Quality right here, bub
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/42654/1357737314/Schizzlers.List.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:16, archived)
# Yeah
Pedro sucks

my engorged, milky nipples
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:17, archived)
# Cor
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:26, archived)
# I'll save you some in lefty
Righty takes longer to refill these days, and middly only dispenses wine anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:37, archived)
# and me
(herman:D, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:17, archived)
# I don't think anyone's mentioned Herman, he's always good for a laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:14, archived)
# Thanks Mu
blushes
(herman:D, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:20, archived)
# A vote for Ninj, right here!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:14, archived)
# VALIN :(
also, anyone else but me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:15, archived)
# *burns 'Smash Monkey Academy of Digital Arts' diploma*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:17, archived)
# those that can, do. those that can't, teach ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:29, archived)
# Mongychops
/watermeloning cranberries
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:21, archived)
# In addition:
maiden, Rattlehead, Capt Hood-Butter, Ham o' Shatner and Gruffi...
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:24, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10905849
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:20, archived)
# HT, FWM, Ninj, Elvis, Smallbrainyone, Butters, Mictoboy, Atomic, Chopchopchopchop, Captain Howdy, JS . . . too many greats to mention?
I'll have to go make a proper list
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:25, archived)
# Put your own name on that list, chap.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:27, archived)
# Second.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OemNp6hgX4
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:30, archived)
# EWC with the most amazing animations ...
plus everyone else mentioned above, there's too many good people to remember them all
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:28, archived)
# Love you too :D
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:23, archived)
# Me , when I actually made stuff.
Also, everyone else.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:26, archived)
# No one's said Mr Dogshit yet so...
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:30, archived)
# Happy Toast is the Snow Patrol of B3TA
Nobody admits to liking him but he's on all the bloody time :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:33, archived)
# You broke the cardinal rule of HappyToast
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:35, archived)
# If that's the case,
I guess I'm b3ta's Chesney Hawkes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:36, archived)
# I'm Milli Vanilli...
:P
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:38, archived)
# I think I might be Cliff
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:39, archived)
# i'm probably jo brand :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:42, archived)
# oof, that's the worst thing anyone's ever called me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:58, archived)
# gwendolyn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:00, archived)
# I'll find that HitlerToast post in a mo, hang about
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:06, archived)
# nazi, cunt etc I'm used to
but Snow Patrol? *burns sketch books and biros*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:11, archived)
# Beige is the worst colour.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:13, archived)
# You heathens have yet to mention ClanSoul.
Frankly, I'm appalled.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:37, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:36, archived)
# ahem

nuff said
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:43, archived)
# fucking epic!! :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:46, archived)
# I know
I rekon I was probably an artist in a former life. Or maybe a vet
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:57, archived)
# Yay! We've got the same breed of cat!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:30, archived)
# she / he's a doozy
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:55, archived)
#
I was here because of Slim, Grey Kid, Butters, Baz, The Great Architect, Mofaha, Monkeon, Mystery Bob, Eclectech, Leningrad, Sunshine Elephant and several dozen others.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:50, archived)
# I was going to mention Slim,
but he hasn't posted for so long. Even the phrase 'Slim already did it' has fallen into disrepair.

Edit: The Neville! Fuck, I loved his stuff. I still have the Colm Meaney song on my wall at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:09, archived)
#
Consistently funniest is Monkeon, IMO, although the joy of the board is that any post can make you really giggle.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:03, archived)
# I AM A GOD TO YOU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:20, archived)
# Didn't you used to have a picture on your profile
"the man who took gronkpan seriously" or something like that? For some reason that made me giggle like an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:08, archived)
# Ooh tough one!
Bless you ^All up there^ for the mention.
Really do appreciate it.
For me I would have to (and it's NOT a cop out) I would just have to
'copy and paste' my friends list.
There's a lot who I love but aren't there simply because you're
limited to the amount you can have *blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:23, archived)
# Smallbrainfield, E Dubya, micto, amoebaboy, atomic, FWM, grey kid
far too many
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:41, archived)
# I love you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:24, archived)
# This is too hard.
I just realized that I love you all.
*tears of joy*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:48, archived)
# Sheep not mentioned so far?
Oh and chopchopchop, op op op op op and Smartie123 for his lovely Christmas card.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:04, archived)
# It's only a six week window, but my most clicked list since the start of December names HappyToast, Smallbrainfield, Ninj, Frogbeat and Herman.
I'd like to add that there are a multitude of other b3tans, (some semi-regular or currently absent), whose work I greatly admire - Drimble, Atomic, Ferret, Q4nobody, Mofaha, Christian's Bolt and Ski, Clay, The Hedgehog From Hell, Benito Vaselini, Joe Scarmanaga, Shiro Kuma, Prodigy69, Cockweasle, The Great Architect, Ad7, Bela Lugosi's Dad, Monkeon, An Eagle In Your Mind, BarryHeadwound, and Fresh Water Mole are the first names that spring to mind.
Ask me again, tomorrow, and I'll be able to give you a whole new list.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:04, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:54, archived)
# Is it tomorrow yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:57, archived)
# Bless you Cap'n
\O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 21:54, archived)
# The fact that no-one's mentioned me tells me I should either post more or get a sense of humour, or talent, or all three
I'd say for consistently the funniest Monkeon is right up there (at least, when I understand them; I'm very slow), and smallbrainfield, and Fresh Water Mole, and someone mentioned the Neville who is a huge loss to B3ta because he was brilliant. Beau Bo d'Or and the Great Architect, drbroon when he posted more, etc. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:06, archived)
#
All these guys have made me laugh on many occasions:
The Neville
Cockweasle
Monkeon
SBF
FWM
Beau Bo D'or
Doctor When
The magic of chutney
WATL
Butters

And these guys are awesome as well:
HT, Ninj, Wildyles, Herman, shiro_kuma, mictoboy, ameobaboy, Mutated Monty, Smearballs, mofaha, etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:04, archived)
#
cockweasle, howdy, prodge, monkeon, BHW, toasty, mofaha, FWM, ninj, ghoti, ham o shatner, Q4, rattlehead, 1.618, dubya, mu, herman, discomeats, shiro kuma, atomic, smallbrainfield, -D-, clansoul, bourbon,mictoboy
(to name but a small few)

..also, honourary mentions for...
'We are the lemon' for this wee cracker
and '2 can chunder' for this belter
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:18, archived)