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# B3ta newsletter subject line compo
just because I'm a ginger
doesn't mean you shouldn't write me a zinger
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:43, archived)
# MPs STILL CUNTS
More at 10.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:43, archived)
# Sock and Awww: Kitten found in laundry basket
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:43, archived)
# I lob
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:44, archived)
# I love this
we're getting another cat tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:44, archived)
# aww
you should call him Michael
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:45, archived)
# he should call him
COAXICAT - BITER OF THE TV CABLES
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:46, archived)
# haha
amazing
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:48, archived)
# or CAT5
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:48, archived)
# CAT6 ftw ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:44, archived)
# KATZ?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:49, archived)
# BOB?
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:51, archived)
# GOLD?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:52, archived)
# ALAN?
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:52, archived)
# ALAN?!
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:53, archived)
# ALAN!!!
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:53, archived)
# yes?
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:54, archived)
# DAN, DAN, DAN.....DAN, DAN
I dont think he saw me

DAN, DAN, DAN, DAN, DAN
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:51, archived)
# I was thinking Bernard
you know, kepping up the B's theme...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:57, archived)
# You shoud call him shit head ...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:10, archived)
# yay!
will you be changing your name?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:01, archived)
# hmm - I dunno
if that were the case - I would be bilbo at the moment

I was wondering whether to drop Barney from the name when he died, but I kept him in as an homage

maybe I'll just extend the name....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Faux bees!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:30, archived)
# I'm liking this!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:47, archived)
# slightly more interesting than the Chortle.co.uk Friday newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:44, archived)
# Crashing into your inbox like a faulty Toyota
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:44, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:44, archived)
# haha
just finished reading that bbc article :P
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Winner
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Probably got to be this.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:09, archived)
# this ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:44, archived)
# SOMETHING TASTY IN THE WOODSHED
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Hello - Here is the Newsletter
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:48, archived)
# There's more life in Terry Pratchett
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Actually, that's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:49, archived)
# leave Pratchett alone you
he's a national treasure
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:56, archived)
# More gags than John Terry's legal... err... notepad
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:49, archived)
# What's blue and fucks Britney Murphy?
... Necrophiliac Papa Smurf
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:04, archived)
# cheaper than a night in a Chelsea brothel
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:50, archived)
# John Terry, more trouble in the box.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:50, archived)
# plays best away from home...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Luckily he's All Goaled at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:02, archived)
# If I wanted to watch giant blue people struggling to speak English Mr Cameron I would've strangled a tall mong.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:50, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:52, archived)
# hahahaha
WIN
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:01, archived)
# Velco - What a rip-off
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:51, archived)
# So, Locke is the Smoke Monster...
*imagines the angry gazzes*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:51, archived)
# I think you'll find
the smoke monster has merely taken Locke's form. However I must admit to being slightly confused myself...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:17, archived)
# OK Magazine fund Katie Price's new film "Two Weddings and a Slag"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Toyota Prius out of the mangled car wreck
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:54, archived)
# It's got all the right words and links, but not necessarily, in the right order
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Peter Andre vows to keep children - Kate McCann offers advice
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:54, archived)
# scream if you want to go faster, or can't stop
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Making suicide on a Friday less likely since 2002
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Tring Swingers are up for it! Oops sorry wrong newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:56, archived)
# If I'm doing 30mph there's an 80% chance you'll live. If I'm doing 40mph there's an 80% chance you'll die. If I'm in a Toyota, bring a mop and bucket
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Toyota recall linked with Nintendo; "Red Mushroom" powerup to blame
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Something to read whilst John Terry HAS SEX WITH YOUR WIFE
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Crashing into your inbox like a prius
But dont worry, we'll recall it next month
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Guest Editorial by Terry Pratchett
As soon as he's remembered where he left his laptop.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Tits! Clunge! Battenberg!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:01, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:04, archived)
# "The Toyota issue is completely unfounded" says Toyota safety spokesman Richard Hammond.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:01, archived)
# The internet equivalent of discussing ball control with John Terry
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Toyota to cure problem cars by fixing a 'turbo boost' button to dashboard
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:05, archived)
# We welcome subject line suggestions from prisoners.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Read this
I could have you killed
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:09, archived)
# na na fucking nieeee
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Gingers Kill
Osama says so
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:09, archived)
# England captain over-uses his sliding tackle.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:11, archived)
# cunted right into the fuck of your mailbox!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:15, archived)
# John Terry in your inbox... And your outbox and finishing off in your mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:21, archived)
# something something Toyota something something
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Shove it up your cunts
you bunch of fucking tards!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Weekly Animal Semen Dodging
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/8495630.stm
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Toyota accelerators; sponsored by "Scalectrix"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:26, archived)
# B3ta newsletter recall update: Faulty links buttons - 250,000 inboxes affected
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:29, archived)
# TOPICAL SCHADENFREUDE AND INTERNET JOKE
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Something about popular news stories.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:35, archived)
# I lost my IPAD
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Toyota: Probably the fastest car... In the woooooooorld
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Help! I've got John Terry's cock lodged under my accelerator pedal!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:48, archived)
# sneaking up on you
and throwing pig jizz in your face
(I helped save b3ta! Biffins Bridge, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Is your broadband throttled?
Try out the new faster Toyota cable accelerator
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Taking the piss out of John Terry even though we had to look up what team he plays for
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:08, archived)
# like John Terry diving in your wife's penalty box
(Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:30, archived)