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# Breadstick re-release
This is a re-recording of a song written about 5 years ago.

Called "Devil".

www.koit.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Devil.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:13, archived)
# why not add it
to the radio thread?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:15, archived)
# because we wont hear it
as we wont all go there
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:16, archived)
# yeah
but somebody usually records it for those that cant listen to it when it's being broadcast
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:17, archived)
# it might not be played!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:18, archived)
# and
I might get hit by a bus tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:19, archived)
# fingers crossed
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:19, archived)
# you would cry
you know you would
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:20, archived)
# we always have hd
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:22, archived)
# and
thats all we'll ever need !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:23, archived)
# Cos this aint a comedy one for radio
:)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:16, archived)
# Yay!
Very Carter USM

*edit - that was meant to be a compliment!*
(ccc, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:16, archived)
# Loads of people say that about us
hmmmm

* rubs chin
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:17, archived)
# evening Koity :)
saving that to listen to later , how goes?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:18, archived)
# Goes shaky
nervous about a potential lass meet tonight.

Your good self ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:20, archived)
# not
bad ta mate :)

hope it all goes well , don't forget to wash your cock , you know.....just in case
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:21, archived)
# All present
washed and correct Sir.

(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:23, archived)
# good man !
enjoy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:24, archived)
# Sorry,
I love that kind of vocal delivery - the usual reference points people throw aren't necessarily a bad thing though.

It's your style, it's just one of those immediate things to do when listening to new music - "that reminds me of...whoever"

Good lyrics and attitude are rare these days, so ignore me and give me a link to more of your stuff!
(ccc, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:22, archived)
# I meant
rubs chin in a comical fashion. Not to take the piss out of your comments........

Check my profile and download "she haunts me" for a nice pop/rock number.

Also, this one is one I like.

www.lskerton.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Lowpoint.mp3

:)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:25, archived)
# it's like an Iskerton Dream
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:29, archived)
# dreaming of my brother is a bad thing
so the m3tatween all finished then ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:32, archived)
# Superb!
Lumme I love that!

Cheers!

(ccc, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:30, archived)
# ah i remember them
they did 'rubbish'
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:18, archived)
# I've not heard it all yet
but what I have heard is pop tastic mate
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:17, archived)
# i do
like your style.

Will anybody read my personal statement for me? I don't really know where to go next with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:18, archived)
# i did one last year
so i could help :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:19, archived)
# ok
but only constructive criticism! I'll Arthur email msn you.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:20, archived)
# yeh, get on msn
that'll be easiest
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:21, archived)
# noooooo!
stop being a meany!

www.b3ta.com/board/1911242
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:23, archived)
# Disconnect and reconnect, ie reboot.
Check what ports mns is using, as it uses funny ones, and if you're running k-lite too that may interfere.

Check what ports your firewall is blocking.

All the usual stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:29, archived)
#
dunno how to check.

nope, no klite.

don't have a firewall

oh well...

downloading trillian! i'm a cheat
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:30, archived)
# You're on a cable connection
without a firewall?

This is going to be the least of your problems.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:37, archived)
# Cheers Lora
and cheers Roxy
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:22, archived)
# it's a really
good song actually. The more I listen, the more I like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:22, archived)
# Yay you
:)
:)
:)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:26, archived)
# i liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:23, archived)
# Go on stroke her...
No, yer can't
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:10, archived)
# come on kes
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:12, archived)
# funniest thing
ever
haa!
(rotating bread, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:14, archived)
# He is a nob
but it's nice to have a change from Moyles!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:15, archived)
# moyles is a fat cunt.
and i dont mean that in a good way.


(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:16, archived)
# 6 music
nuff said
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:16, archived)
# Yeah...
but not without a digital radio or broadband tho!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:19, archived)
# *laughs the laugh of the broadbean enabled*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:26, archived)
# Yeah
I often log in to find a board full of pictures of Moyles.

?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:16, archived)
# I meant on the radio...
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:20, archived)
# Quick and crap


but needing to be done.
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:09, archived)
# two bad bandwagons
meeting in the rye.

shoot me

shoot me now.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:12, archived)
# lol
a mug, on a mug
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:12, archived)
# baa baa baa


sheeeeeeep
(Emzickle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:05, archived)
# Scott Mills night then is it?
Seems fitting after Scott Mills afternoon.

Pub!

Pub! Pub! Pub! Pub! Pub! Pub! Pub! Pub! Pub!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:08, archived)
# pub!
lo
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:12, archived)
# bed!
bed! bed! bed! bed! bed! bed! bed! bed! bed! bed! bed! bed! bed! bed! bed! bed! bed! bed!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:12, archived)
# what? with him?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:12, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:14, archived)
# been there, done that....
sadly....


(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:14, archived)
# You'd be suprised how many have.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:15, archived)
# oh dear
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:15, archived)
# like Tom
I've done it before.
He snores and steals the duvet. But otherwise not an entirely bad bed companion.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:16, archived)
# *I* steal the duvet?
I steal the duvet?

The cheek of it.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:18, archived)
# no actually, i agree with that.
you robbing cunt. and you also elbowed me in the face, waking me up. I toyed with the idea of killing you where you slept, but couldnt be fucked cos i was too tired.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:20, archived)
# yeah
he took up the whole of a double bed, so i was forced into this tiny space. I hardly slept at all you know..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:09, archived)
# You going to be online later tonight?
We need to decide what we're doing tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:11, archived)
# I may not be on the board
but I'll stay in Arthur

At this stage, I'm all for finding a ...quieter sort of venue
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:13, archived)
# I might be DJ'ing
at that pub we met at for the L33Ds do, in which case that settles it.

It'll be a long day for fnord and myself Saturday (and you if you're coming) so pints in the local is looking good.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:15, archived)
# well whatever gets decided,
I'll check Guinevere when I get home tomorrow, and take it from there.

as it were.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:20, archived)
# I'm up for a few jars tomorrow
Let me know where you are meeting up.
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:15, archived)
# Has someone got your number?
Or will you be checking Arthur at some point?

It's increasingly looking like a suburban thing in West Didsbury.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:17, archived)
# I'll check Arthur tomorrow
Didsbury is OK for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:19, archived)
# has it been like
this since that twunt posted his pic?
I even managed to do some work this afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:16, archived)
# Constantly.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:17, archived)
# I might watch
a film then, I'm not in a bandwagon mood
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:23, archived)
# hmm...
after spazzing, it certainly looks like it.

I had the good sense to go and see Pirates of the Carribean instead of hanging around here.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:18, archived)
# crikey
that's got quite a scarey aura about it.
woo!
(Captain Slasher, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:15, archived)
# Scott's job on the side: Revealed
(Marky-, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:04, archived)
# A long lasting career i'll bet

I must threadjack however: Waht the fuck is that Chihuahua (sp?) song about. Its driving me nuts. I keep singing it.
(thediscokingpin, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:06, archived)
# small dogs?
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:06, archived)
# cock doggies
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:07, archived)
# nuclear
tampons
(I helped save b3ta! siamese twins utd., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:08, archived)
# embarrassingly,
I'm finding lots of these quite funny..
that is a compliment in disguise
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:06, archived)
# they work
so well because he's a nobber
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:07, archived)
# and a rent boy
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:07, archived)
# i have
no idea who he is. But I've guessed that he's a presenter from radio 1 who is gay. I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:09, archived)
# i love him.
as i animated earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:10, archived)
# i saw
although i'm saddened to hear you've been lying to me Derek..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:11, archived)
# the truth is out!
and i'll be coming to hallow33n probs to meet and beat you all
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:13, archived)
# yay!
will you dress up? I can't decide whether to or not. If I do it will only be something predictable like school uniform (it's not like I have to try very hard)
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:15, archived)
# best not tempt the boys hey.
i'm not dressing up, it wouldn't make a good impression probs.

i might create a custom shirt but i doubt it due to laziness
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:17, archived)
# I want to dress up though!
It's Halloween!
Or I might make a shirt, but like you I think laziness will take precedence.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:19, archived)
# always does.
doing nothing feels sooooo good.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:20, archived)
# www.akak.co.uk
or www.tshirtcandy.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:20, archived)
# argh
the look like black dildos

rubber cock
(Emzickle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:07, archived)
# Donna and Dave were in love....
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:03, archived)
# phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:04, archived)
# Hahahaha
They seem like a very happy couple. I wish them all the best!
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:04, archived)
# haha!
yay! they were made for each other!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:05, archived)
# arf!
your hummus is showing.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:07, archived)
# hahaha
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:18, archived)
[challenge entry] *ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:02, archived)
# hehehe !
ace !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:03, archived)
# hahahahahha
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:04, archived)
# You're fired
for referencing that GOD AWFUL movie...

The twin pop-dancers in it used to be my next door neighbors.

100% OF FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:04, archived)
# why so glum?

(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:00, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwww
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:01, archived)
# ahhaha. that's class
tj: what the fuck is up with hotmail and messenger? not been able to get on atall!

grrrrr

lovely pic btw
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:01, archived)
# working fine
for me.
Tedmus, wonderful as ever :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:03, archived)
# really?
my messenger is doing the "unable to sign in" shit, and hotmal is "cannot find server"ing.

it's cause they're all gay
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:05, archived)
# well
saying that, i've been logged in all day. But it's still working normally.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:06, archived)
# There's been some problems over the last few days
seems ok now though. Can you see pics stored in msn groups?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:04, archived)
# yep
microsoft.com and stuff like that is ok

it's just passport related stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:05, archived)
# What error message do you get from messenger
and who's your isp?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:07, archived)
# unable to sign you into a .net passport
prob because of internet shit. make sure you're connected, blah blah.

but i have ntl:home broadband.

and hotmail, messenger and the "service status" page is down (which is highly ironic)
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:08, archived)
# That thorough description of the error message
allows me to help you not at all.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:10, archived)
# just saying it's a prob
with the service or my internet connection, but seeing as i'm clearly connected to the net, it has to be the first.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:12, archived)
# tried
uninstalling and reinstalling?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:14, archived)
# peesh
not going to do that

i think it's just fucked for today

i bloody well hope

edit/ and neither of my msngers work
edit2/ aka, 5 and 6
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:16, archived)
# Because he's been genetically manipulated
that amm too cute for words.

SO I'll just fart.


*parp*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:02, archived)
# aaaaaw, bless!
Cheer up likkle..er...er...thingy!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:02, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
awwwwwwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:02, archived)
# wow
sharky and george....


...crimebusters of the sea.
(mattcoxonline is currently Offline., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:03, archived)
# Sharkie..
and George!

Detectives of the sea!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:03, archived)
# Awww
So furry and yet so sad.

I had trouble figuring out what 'mules went into that creaturemagig.
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:02, archived)
# aww, lovely fella'
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:02, archived)
# Awwwww....
....who's a good boy....


aaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww....
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:02, archived)
# You are very much
on form tonight sir!

Woo! In fact, Yay!

Come to that, Houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:03, archived)
# Whats that Lassie?
Nobody loves you?
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:03, archived)
# you
bastard !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:07, archived)
# fantastic!
and other similar words
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:09, archived)
# Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?


The trouble is getting him to STAY there.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:51, archived)
# heh heh
yey!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:53, archived)
# wooo!!!!
me likey that vair vair muchos.
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:54, archived)
# LOL
massly!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:55, archived)
# hahaha !
ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:55, archived)
# very good
TJ- www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_816287.html?menu=news.quirkies if only i could go
(I helped save b3ta! siamese twins utd., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:58, archived)
# i like the photo
on the comedian strips off story. no shopping required!
(Captain Slasher, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:01, archived)
# aww
that's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:59, archived)
# Love your new facts!
Did you know that the world's largest Pipe Organ resides in a department store in Baltimore Maryland?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:01, archived)
# I do now
and you will be included and credited next week :)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:03, archived)
# Oh why thank you!
ahem... this was actually funny
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:06, archived)
# can't beat sponging
thumbs up
(rotating bread, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:01, archived)
[challenge entry] In the overpopulated world at the
end of the 19th century, a new
and terrible sport was legalised.....
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:51, archived)
# Oh my!
(Bob McCow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:52, archived)
# woooooooooooooooooooo!
excellent stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:53, archived)
# Yay!
Laughed out loud. I likey lots.
(Frogstar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:54, archived)
# woohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:54, archived)
# Class
I love that film
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:54, archived)
# You know...
I've never seen that movie.

I have a thing about David Carridine.. I fucking hate him.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:57, archived)
# Quick true story.
I was watching Death Race 2000 at a theater when it was first released, got up to get some corn and bumped into David Carradine in the lobby. No shit. Got his sig on a blank check. The sig is a yin yang and the word "peace".
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:03, archived)
# Why didn't you fill it out
and cash it?

Oh yeah, because I HATE David Carradine!

I realize this made no sense, but my hatred for that man just blinds me
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:10, archived)
# Hows about this then?

Or how about Scott sharing dress sense with Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! mcleod666, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:49, archived)
# yes..
much better

it's started redexing though.. wasn't before
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:50, archived)
# neither of those are loading
edit: ah, got them now
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:54, archived)
# no
you can still see the prick an the penis is visible too!
boom boom!
(Captain Slasher, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:58, archived)
# Desperate for fame, but still shunned by those he idolises


edit: ah ok if you say so

Shall I email it ?
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:48, archived)
# Ewwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:49, archived)
# Glad you like it
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:56, archived)
# Wonderful
But... that's pretty safe for work, is it not?
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:50, archived)
# that would be what
i also thought
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:51, archived)
# Something tells me
you're not a working man are you?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:53, archived)
# Avast
but I am a maiden
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:55, archived)
# Sorry!
That was aimed at the ameobic one.

(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:57, archived)
# i try as hard as i can
not to work
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:59, archived)
# Shouldn't be too hard at your age.
Enjoy it while it lasts.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:00, archived)
# don't think so
this is my final year of high school, i have to work like a bitch all the time. i guess you forget when you're out of school.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:02, archived)
# Nope
I did no work there either.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:05, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:07, archived)
# You b3tans keep it down....
or you'll be tossed out on your collective arses!
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:44, archived)
# All right, all right
I was just going anyway... grumble...
'Night everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:45, archived)
# Nice to know we have a
collective arse, or arses.

It's good to share. Mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:45, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm
collective arse...

EVENING ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:47, archived)
# lo
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:55, archived)
# I'll give you time to correct the typo
and in that time I will tell that that made me larf out loud
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:46, archived)
# Thanks......
did you notice the spelling on the beer???
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:47, archived)
# I actually didn't!
even more fabularse!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:49, archived)
# yep!
eeees clars!

does the pump on the left serve Parp?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:51, archived)
# I hope it does
I really do
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:54, archived)
# what is
the collective noun for arses?
(Captain Slasher, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:50, archived)
# b3ta?
hehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:52, archived)
# A flock of arses?
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:52, archived)
# I think it's
a 'stink' of arses
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:52, archived)
# A can of....
arses.
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:54, archived)
# a bunch
of arse
(PhilWal, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:59, archived)
# How bout'
a handful of arse?
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:00, archived)
# Class
'n a glass!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:58, archived)
# let's hope the operation goes ok..

bigger
(gumboots, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:43, archived)
# Cuteness!!!
So, they're gonna slice them in two with a bread knife?
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:45, archived)
# What's that mythical Greek dog called?
Did it have two heads, or three?
I bet it must've been a cute puppy.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:46, archived)
# Cerberus
guardian of the gates of the underworld.

Suppose he'd have to start somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:48, archived)
# Cerberus
I think it was named after a car. Which was named after a bloke called Trevor.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:48, archived)
# was it
Orthrus ?
(gumboots, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:49, archived)
# :)
shows what I know.
(gumboots, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:50, archived)
# I think Cerberus had 3
The puppy might be the offspring of cerberus and a one headed bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:50, archived)
# In the time I took to write this line
I rejected NINE supposedly witty replies as shite.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:51, archived)
# That's very nice to hear
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:53, archived)
# Throw it a biscuit!
Trick it into eating its own head.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:48, archived)
# or make it do
that cute tail chasing thing
that puppies do.
(Captain Slasher, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:53, archived)
# aaargh
the fear puppy! the fear puppy!
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:50, archived)
# That is very...
...well shopped indeed.

*sniggers*
(mattcoxonline is currently Offline., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:02, archived)
# Avast! The RIAA are coming! Hide the CDRs, Moyles!

yarr!

whoever made that pirate kit, you rock
(kiwanotree Meh, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:43, archived)
# although i'm tired of this wagon.
the caption maused me :)
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:48, archived)
# it's true
"yarr" goes with anything... hehe
(kiwanotree Meh, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:01, archived)
# looks like
i missed a bandwagon thank fuck for that

was it as bad as the mug one?
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:51, archived)
# I decided to spazz
to find out where it started...looks like he brought it on himself
www.b3ta.com/board/1909597
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:55, archived)
# It was worse
but he asked for it... stupid twat. Ooh, let's put his face on a mug. Or get him to hold one.
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:01, archived)
# hate
to mindpiss but i did this hours ago....
www.b3ta.com/board/archive/10089/
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:03, archived)
# ohhh!
b3tan! need to spazz more!
(kiwanotree Meh, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:09, archived)
# OMG IS THAT REAL???!!??
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:43, archived)
# Nah
there should be a killer helicopter crashing out of the sea under it.
I bet you edited it our, you cad.

Have a woo!
(Frogstar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:45, archived)
# ha ha ha!
woo yey!
and are you coming to see m3tatweening on saturday? i should be coming, you know
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:45, archived)
# is that...
oh nevermind
(Icouldsleepforever, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:46, archived)
# glad i'm not living in London...
(I helped save b3ta! siamese twins utd., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:41, archived)
# surely,
people aren't going to act the same if they know it's a drill. stupid idea.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:42, archived)
# using actors aren't they?
its for the services not the cockneys
(I helped save b3ta! siamese twins utd., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:43, archived)
# Wait a second
what if someone shouted "THIS IS NOT A DRILL!"
(Bob McCow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:45, archived)
# heehee
heeheehahaha....

MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!

Another evil plan begins to take shape.
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:46, archived)
# anyone not got anything better to do this weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! siamese twins utd., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:47, archived)
# Well
other than sitting on my ass staring into space and straightening my hair, not really no.
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:49, archived)
# You have a donkey?
you're so lucky!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:51, archived)
# His name
is Perseus
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:01, archived)
# the quo isn't a laughing matter
(I helped save b3ta! siamese twins utd., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:46, archived)
# Alright chief
bit of a mini b3ta outing in Manny tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:44, archived)
# work on saturday at 7am
soz mate
(I helped save b3ta! siamese twins utd., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:45, archived)
# I've just checked 4rthur
I might be up for it. Where is everyone meeting?
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:54, archived)
# and the cloning began again

but this time it was country and western singers...
(Emzickle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:40, archived)
# Bugger
(Maels, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:39, archived)
# hahaha !
:)
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:41, archived)
# That'll
learn him.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:41, archived)
# *snort*
Teehee
(Icouldsleepforever, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:44, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:48, archived)

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