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hahahaha:

www.sorabji.com/2002/road_trip/north_dakota/jamestown/
:D

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Kaiser, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:27, archived)

hahaha indeed :)

north dakota is just over there

*points*

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:29, archived)

hahaha!

"maximum buffalosity"

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cwethan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:29, archived)

I read

** MAXIMUM **** BUFFALOSITY **

but heard

** TERMINAL **** BUFFALOSITY **

(Fellmeister, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:45, archived)

Yay

Comic Sans!

btw - what sound do buffalos make in Danish?

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:29, archived)

*Brøøøøøøl*

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Kaiser, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:30, archived)

ha ha ha

yay!

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:31, archived)

I made this from that international kids making sounds of things like buffalos, trains sheeps and cars etc..

www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/bzzzpeekTuneMovement01.mp3

the site is www.flat33.com/bzzzpeek/index1.html

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:34, archived)

I was waiting for one of them to go

Craig David!

(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:03, archived)

OMG

THE WORLD'S LARGEST COMIC SANS!!!!!!!!!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:30, archived)

egads

that's magnificent

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:30, archived)

ha ha

i like the big writing
its easy to read....

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pippy is a truck, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:30, archived)

I have

never seen a buffalo that huge

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Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:31, archived)

well there was this one time...

at cowboy camp....

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:32, archived)

THAT IS SOME BULL!

marvellous

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:32, archived)

it's not that big.

my head's bigger than it

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:33, archived)

My town

had the largest tossed pancake ever. it was enormous mr Blobby was master of ceremonies. IMAGINE AN HOUR OF "Blibbidy blibbidy blob"

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:33, archived)

finding random pictures of people on google

and rearranging their faces is quite fun.

and rather scary.

(Jihaddaway, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:24, archived)

Reminds me of an episode of Sapphire and Steel

(shiver)

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COCKLES, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:26, archived)

i find the nostrils....

...entertainingly eyecatching

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:26, archived)

i don't think they would catch those eyes

they're too small, the eyes would just keep on rolling down the face.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:27, archived)

but what if...

..he breathed in heavily and imagine his face if he was a cocaine addict

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:36, archived)

Random 5-minute jobbie

Sorry.

(PhilWal, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:39, archived)

random people from google (mostly)

(kerouac, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:43, archived)

thanks you've made my stupid hour at night

this may well be the most entertaining slideshow i've ever seen.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:46, archived)

no.

it is the most entertaining slide show you've ever seen.

(kerouac, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:48, archived)

ok...

i dont know, i thought the my old teachers "bedroom romp" slideshow was amusing and scary bedroom romp looks so much like world war 2.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:50, archived)

before they were dead they were

very fast

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:23, archived)

who? princess diana?

Ayrton Senna? John Denver? who?

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:24, archived)

ah, I can see it now.

that makes me look foolish.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:24, archived)

and you

usually do such a good job of it all by yourself

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:25, archived)

I know........

flarp.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:28, archived)

my apologies...

... my lack of image caused that mess-up

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:25, archived)

Ooof

I'm off, long weekend ahead.

Fnord, I'll be the dishevled bloke with the outrageous afro.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:26, archived)

bye bye

take pictures :)

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:27, archived)

where abouts are you gonna be tomorrow night then mate?

I might make an appearence if I feel up to it.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:27, archived)

Probably The Railway, West Dids

see Arthur for details.

I'll have murdered fnord by then for being cheeky. See below.

;)

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:30, archived)

it's not

that outrageous - it's just a little unruly

t'ra

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:27, archived)

See ya.
I'll be the one wandering around asking if the streets are really paved with brass

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:28, archived)

some of oldham street

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:29, archived)

impending

doom - tastic

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:26, archived)

I love romantic comedies me...

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:22, archived)

ha ha ha!!!!

brilliant!

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:23, archived)

hahahaha

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:23, archived)

I wish I

did

edit: woo to the muthafuckin' yay

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:23, archived)

that's brilliant

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:23, archived)

hehehehe

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cwethan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:23, archived)

oh aye

that's grand

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:24, archived)

i hope the pigeon at the bottom (pun intended)...

clears him out, i never liked him much anyway

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:25, archived)

yay

ha ha ha

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pippy is a truck, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:26, archived)

Arf!

brilliant.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:53, archived)

Welcome to the Minger Dynasty

Check out the future B3ta BitTorrent file Tracker at Torrentino.com

(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:11, archived)

mingers are great

Its one of natures basic rights. Theres the right to live, the right to reproduce, and the right to laugh at other peoples faces.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:13, archived)

i don't remember

having that photo taken of myself.

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:14, archived)

great innit?

Ive got it as my profile picture.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:14, archived)

he's very

dapper.

but how does he smell?

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:15, archived)

with his ears

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:18, archived)

Ear glasses?

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:19, archived)

you showed that to me last night... ;)

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:20, archived)

i know

i figured it was worth a 2nd outing ;)

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:21, archived)

ok then :)

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:22, archived)

i love the part that says you can use them for tracking animals.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:22, archived)

yes

but NEVER wear them whilst firing a gun

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:23, archived)

it's only a matter of time...

www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/images/Binoseculars280.jpg

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:24, archived)

terrible

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:26, archived)

the nasal hair

was a huge turn off for me

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:29, archived)

jamaica?

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:29, archived)

vladivostok?

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:34, archived)

no thanks

got any chicken?

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:36, archived)

surprisingly,

yes.

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:37, archived)

is it fizzy?

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:39, archived)

but that can be remedied, if you prefer?

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:39, archived)

fizzy chickens!

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:40, archived)

right

*cranks up photoshop*

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:41, archived)

what's photoshop

got to do with it?

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:42, archived)

i was going to make some

fizzy chickens

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:46, archived)

they'd be flat though

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:49, archived)

never bloody

satisfied are you?

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:53, archived)

yes, sometimes

just not very often ;)

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:56, archived)

That works you know...

...try cupping your hands behind your ears.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:23, archived)

do you have clear perspex hands?

i haven't, so i prefer ear glasses

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:25, archived)

i do.

makes the "guess who" game a bit dull.

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cwethan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:27, archived)

u do too

ha ha ha

rock on

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pippy is a truck, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:18, archived)

*bows to the minger empress*

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cwethan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:13, archived)

i read that as

'minger express'

like some sort of ugly bus

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:20, archived)

i can see that.

of course, i wouldn't know.

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cwethan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:22, archived)

I did too

Watch it, the number 64 "the minger express" direct to Hull via Doncaster is coming through.

(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:22, archived)

she couldn't believe she had won

does it need a poem?

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:07, archived)

oh my

i like that

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:09, archived)

she is a bit of

a looker

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:09, archived)

Yes.

Or maybe a limerick.

(PhilWal, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:10, archived)

a hippo with beautiful eyes

enter the miss hippo prize
when they announced she had won
her brain went dumb
and said, 'i knew the judges were wise'

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:12, archived)

was just going

but had to say: my favourite yet :)

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lemonhead, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:10, archived)

yay!

poem! poem! poem!

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:11, archived)

mope mope mope!

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:11, archived)

nah

you can do that

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:12, archived)

moped! moped! moped!

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:13, archived)

Yes

There was a young Hippo named Sadie
Who'd lived life a little bit shady
But when she had won
her shady days done
And she bloomed into quite a young lady

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faithy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:12, archived)

i like it

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cwethan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:14, archived)

thanks

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faithy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:15, archived)

you are quite welcome

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cwethan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:16, archived)

yes!

this is grand!

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cwethan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:12, archived)

Top 15

definitely.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:12, archived)

sackage

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:02, archived)

frottage.

night man.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:03, archived)

nit nit

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pippy is a truck, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:04, archived)

Aww

night night...

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:04, archived)

g'night

I'm off to bed too.

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barnesy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:04, archived)

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:05, archived)

i bid

adieu (bless me)

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:05, archived)

night night

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:05, archived)

night

me too :)

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lemonhead, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:06, archived)

nah

stay up and watch the all new (38 minutes old)full m3tatweening phase 3 & 4 with soundtrack like I am ;)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:07, archived)

have you put it where we can see it?

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:08, archived)

no.4

put it up!

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:10, archived)

335 MB

I might be able to e-mail it to you :)

If you don't come and see the premiere you'll have to wait until it comes out in your local cinema.

Or until some scoundrel rips a divx and puts it on the web.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:14, archived)

hahaha,

that's huge. how you ever going to get it up?

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:15, archived)

I got

some pills

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:16, archived)

had to stay up and watch that

it's beeeeaaauuttiful and choice of music is impeccable....huzzah!!!

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lemonhead, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:20, archived)

thanks :)

Goldfrapp were incredibly good at Glastonbury and so were my first choice of music to try. Watch out next week for part 4 online.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:26, archived)

will definitely do :)

night

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lemonhead, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:30, archived)

night!

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rogan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:12, archived)

THE FEAR!!

Can anyone point me towards a decent source file for the fear... have a chuckle in my head i just have to express through the joy of photoshop...

(Gerbra, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:02, archived)

i really want to see the source of the fear.

it would be fascinating

i've made this point before, and my repeation surely emphasises this point

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:04, archived)

you're like

a latterday Livingstone

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:05, archived)

here is spacefish's original

www.b3ta.com/board/68689

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:05, archived)

yes, but what happened

before this

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:06, archived)

ask spacefish

though I doubt he knows

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:07, archived)

Hi KMM!

My job sucks at the moment, I keep having to go to bed before you arrive.

Hope all is good, and you are a star of the highest order.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:07, archived)

are you drunk?

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:08, archived)

Pro

bably

(Fellmeister, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:08, archived)

i reckon

www.b3ta.com/board/1913119

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:09, archived)

Sorry for being nice.

You're all cunts, is that better?

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:14, archived)

Much better.

:)

My sarcasm radar wasn't working very well on your 'hello' post.

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:17, archived)

Kiss

ass

(Fellmeister, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:08, archived)

what does he want from me then?

he's not asked for anything

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:09, archived)

Well ok then...

*eyes them both suspiciously.*

(Fellmeister, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:19, archived)

oi!

stop staring at those!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:20, archived)

hehehehe :)

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:22, archived)

you must have some funky eyes

if you can look at both of us at once.

We're about 6000 miles away from each other

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:21, archived)

hello supermoore!

I have classes too, so it isn't all your fault ;)

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:09, archived)

Good stuff.

We'll send you some photos of the m3tadebut on Sunday hopefully :)

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:15, archived)

yay

It sounds like a great time :)

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:18, archived)

woo

if other ppl take photos I may be able to get more bits of video footage, although it'll be dark by the time it's on so I won't get too much quality wise because my little camera has no light for the video. We'll see. Maybe I can bootleg the big screen ;)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:18, archived)

bootleg your own stuff, eh?

hehehe :)

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:20, archived)

I'm very keen to get a keyframe which comprises people watching earlier parts of the m3tatween

maybe even incorporating a bit of video of the m3tatween itself being shown. It would be spendiferously up it's own arse in arty recursivness then.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:22, archived)

yes it would :)

it would be spectacular

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:24, archived)

That sounds suspiciously

like art to me.......

*imagine repost of Rogans suspicious hound*

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:27, archived)

i believe the word is repetition.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:05, archived)

fear source...

thanks for backing me in this one.. i just wana throw the fear in my mad old melting pot ..

(Gerbra, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:07, archived)

Check the FAQ

There is a link to what you're looking for, plus a bunch of other stuff. BTW, what is the origin of The Fear?

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ein, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:06, archived)

Try the b3ta kit

here

(PhilWal, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:08, archived)

Anyone else fancy a....

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:00, archived)

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.........

vegetables......

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:01, archived)

only with plenty of garlic

and a meat salad

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:03, archived)

yep

a donner salad is good on it's own (rejoices)

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:04, archived)

looks like where they

hang the meat for a gyro

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:06, archived)

that's because what they call a kebab

we call a gyro

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:10, archived)

that's no teapot!!!!

check my website, i've updated it and got rid of most of the crap. games are quite good though

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:47, archived)

you lie.

ok, you don't.
woo!

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cwethan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:51, archived)

k, maybe 5 minutes!

sodding 3ds max malarkey

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:52, archived)

i made that 3mns18seconds

still very nice though

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:52, archived)

night all, see you in the morning

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:54, archived)

oooh

and damn your frogger's evil

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:55, archived)

yes it is

i really need to sort it out.

sprites are mine from when before i was really crap. actionscript stuff (C) my uni, which is nice. but it isn't, since it shows all uni tutors are actually crap at what they are teaching

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:56, archived)

the collision detection seems a bit off

i kept getting by cars after they had passed

either that or i am shite

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:00, archived)

Possessed by the habit of preparing for happiness tomorrow, when tomorrow becomes today, we're again preparing for tomorrow, the tomorrow that never comes.

To project our dreams into the future or to make them come true is not the secret of life. The secret is our ability to attend to the experience of now.

sleep well b3tans.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:57, archived)

maybe.

night.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:58, archived)

night night

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:07, archived)

yay

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:06, archived)

In dodgy Essex pubs. No-one can hear your liver scream.

Punnage ahoy.

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COCKLES, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:44, archived)

heheh

wooo

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:45, archived)

hmm...

thats just the best (apologies)

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:45, archived)

that's the

best liver explosion I've seen, ever.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:49, archived)

Ever wondered what a kitten and a beaver'd cause?

well here it is a wonderous beaten...

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:44, archived)

a b3tan?

hoorah!

lovely stuff

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:45, archived)

actually yeah...

...a B3tan is a truly wonderous creature

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:46, archived)

supermoore isn't

he has pubic hair on his head

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:47, archived)

And plenty of it at the moment.

I'm thinking of keeping the 'fro over the weekend, but I may see sense in the morning.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:48, archived)

hallow33n bash

i'd like to see a pubic afro

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:50, archived)

No chance.

It will be hidden by my pirate bandanna (sp?).

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:51, archived)

boomerang

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:53, archived)

anaban?

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:53, archived)

Oh good

you're here.

Great.

;)

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:54, archived)

Was that

mock appreciation?

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:55, archived)

haha

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:54, archived)

I own....

a pirate bandana u'l understand why when u see my profile picture, sometimes in the wonderous land of England i'd have to wear it, save me from being cut open by rusty scally cutlasses

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:55, archived)

pedant

it is called a 'merkin'

(doktored, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:51, archived)

pedant

an afro is not a wig

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:54, archived)

100% FACT

Jet Girls (from tanks girl) first comic role she had an afropube merkin.

NOW THATS FACT!

(doktored, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:57, archived)

i honestly can't tell

whether i'm disinterested or aroused.

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:58, archived)

prefer to think i have disinterested you.

(doktored, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:59, archived)

It's not

hard.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:59, archived)

You're not

wrong.

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:05, archived)

That's lovely.

The look on the kittens face tells 1000 tales.

Keep it up!

no knob jokes please?

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:46, archived)

awww

(

G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:46, archived)

woo

hoo

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:46, archived)

Awww

That must be kitten hell, to share a body with an animal that spends half of its life getting wet

woo!

(

matsimpsk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:48, archived)

Don't tell me

you've never heard of a wet pussy!

(Or beaver, for that matter)

(

numberbruncher - correct by nature, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:59, archived)

ah well, time for bed

quick mash afore i head up the wooden hillock to bedfordshire ...

(

spiny - things are looking up, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:43, archived)

*titter*

Hillock... Goodnight, sleep tight

(

Whillow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:45, archived)

bit late

but goodnight!

(

lemonhead, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:04, archived)

The army is fun!

(PhilWal, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:41, archived)

hehe

operation sand soldier.

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:42, archived)

Hahaha

Right, as I'm starting year 11 tomorrow, I'm gonna get an early night, perhaps after watching some of Withnail & I. Night all!

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Whillow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:42, archived)

ah i remember school.

it was crap.

but still better than work. though i have no job, but have an interview tomorrow!

yay!

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:44, archived)

I don't

And it was only a few weeks ago. Apparently they've put a sort of brunch bar around the edge of the canteen now, god help us. Good luck with the interview, what's it for? Oh, and I ment to ask earlier, where did the mashes of you in your profile go? I rather liked them.

(

Whillow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:46, archived)

woolworths.

and i removed my mash to replace it with george bush.

didn't want too many pics in there. :)

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:48, archived)

Good luck with that

Please wear a bowler hat and carry a black umbrella, it seems oddly appealing. Night :)

(

Whillow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:49, archived)

ta ra.

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:50, archived)

pa lm er

to mp ki ns on?

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:55, archived)

hahaha

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:02, archived)

That's a great welcome home!

Woo you!

However, I only scrolled down 3 threads before I thought "oh fuck".

Someone some up the night for me in one sentance?

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:44, archived)

Flange.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:46, archived)

firm

yet satisfying

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:46, archived)

good.

i wrote a huge poem, www.b3ta.com/board/1912796

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:48, archived)

I love that.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:53, archived)

Fatty

and unappetising

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:50, archived)

one sentence?

Scott Mills bandwagon ended, woos of relief all round

(PhilWal, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:50, archived)

That's what I was after

thanks.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:53, archived)

Ohhhhhhhhh So Bored

Toby1 where is what you promised me?

(pussinboots!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:32, archived)

i don't really care.

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:33, archived)

rocky the camel

sat on a rock
had no enamel
but a large clock
had began to cower
onto his gums
and so every hour
the cuckoo comes

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:36, archived)

Goo goo goo joob

Goo goo goo joob

(

Whillow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:37, archived)

are you starting a conga?

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:37, archived)

You know

I've never been asked that before.

(

Whillow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:39, archived)

i have.

the correct answer is blue.

(

cwethan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:40, archived)

i'll

join in.... everybody do the conga

(doktored, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:40, archived)

sorry,

nobody called doktored is allowed to join in.

company policy.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:41, archived)

i'm just kidding!

join the front of the line!

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:43, archived)

YAY

COMEONANDDOTHECONGA
COMEONANDDOTHECONGA
COMEONANDDOTHECONGA
COMEONANDDOTHECONGA

(doktored, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:44, archived)

didn't you hear?

i was kidding about you joining the front.

join the middle, get in front of sirsandgoblin, he'll enjoy it

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:46, archived)

amused and hurt

all at once, like when ones girlfriend coughs during rumpypumpy

(doktored, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:47, archived)

maybe she has a std

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:49, archived)

probably

it looks like a a pint of guiness down there.

haha grosso, well actually im single and with that kind of language i am starting to understand why

(doktored, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:50, archived)

firm

but fair

(yakmonkey, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:43, archived)

damn

rules get me everytime.
well rules are rules...

how about oops up side your head

(doktored, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:43, archived)

as long as its not

the Black Lace version I'll join in....

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:41, archived)

with the video

i have a thing for milkman

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:42, archived)

hah

I have a thing for the metrereaders..
phoar

(doktored, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:45, archived)

good job you don't

live round here otherwise I'd be worried :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:47, archived)

I don't let them in

just masterbate through the letterbox at them.

oh yea i was scanning.... oops

(doktored, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:48, archived)

Blace Lace?

My mum has the CD.

Ooo ooo ooo,
Come on and do the conga.
Choo choo choo,
Train across the floor.
You you you,
Come on and do the conga.
Choo choo choo,
It's party night for sure.

/horror

(PhilWal, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:59, archived)

Wheee

Come on everyone. Join in

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Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:42, archived)

You don't win friends with salad

I'll join in too!

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Whillow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:43, archived)

I like you

you seem rather pinefresh

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:33, archived)

Pinefresh?

That sounds bad...

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Whillow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:35, archived)

better

than lemon scented

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:36, archived)

Aye

Anything rather than smelling nice

(

Whillow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:38, archived)

better than

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:38, archived)

Ass the way

aha aha
I like it

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:39, archived)

K.Y. And The Sunshine Band?

(

djol, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:43, archived)

(

djol, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:34, archived)

abanna?

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:34, archived)

bananarama?

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:37, archived)

that's not one!

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:38, archived)

anaban?

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:39, archived)

it was Yielding Anaban

didn't you read the question?

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:42, archived)

Yes.

Same question to number 2.

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:44, archived)

abacab?

(yakmonkey, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:44, archived)

ABACUS.

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:46, archived)

no need to shout really

(yakmonkey, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:49, archived)

Bozo Bozo hair of red.

Wouldn't you rather have purple instead?

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cwethan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:34, archived)

And don't forget to post pictures

(

matsimpsk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:34, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/1912917

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:35, archived)

I think

We may have poked her one too many times.

^_^

(Spin Doctor, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:37, archived)

I don't think she's been poked enough

and that may be our problem

(

matsimpsk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:38, archived)

i believe she has

deep-seated problems which can only be solved via the gift of pokage

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:39, archived)

I saw a film

about a girl like that. Once.

or twice

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:40, archived)

I'm watching one

as I type this.

They're not being very nice to her.

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:41, archived)

don't tell me they're

all eating crisps and not offering her any? Bastards!

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:42, archived)

they're shouting things at her

and poking her with their wee-wees

and no, i don't believe they have offered her some crisps - or vimto

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:46, archived)

just some crispy

bits and pork scratchings?

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:54, archived)

Three times

a laaaaaaaady...

(

Whillow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:41, archived)

yer nurt from aroun these parts

are ye?

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:35, archived)

be this a local

messageboard for local people?

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:39, archived)

Yes.

But local to where, I know not.

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:40, archived)

here

I suppose....

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:42, archived)

Pussinboots, Pussinboots, Pussinboots,

riding through the glen.
Pussinboots, Pussinboots, Pussinboots,
and her band of men.

Robs from the rich to give to the pooor
Pussinboots, Pussinboots, Pussinbooooooooooooooots.

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:37, archived)

One fish, two fish,

red fish, blu.....It's a bomb!! Everybody down!

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:38, archived)

*Slow-mo jump

out of shot*

NooooOOOooooooOOooooo

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:39, archived)

Oh...sorry everbody....

It was only a blue fish....my mistake.

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:40, archived)

<advice>

so, I have this group of friends who has stopped talking to me since my seeing of this new girly-girl. Trouble is, they've never even met her, and they're judging me based on things that have yet to happen.

Now, the lead friend behind all of this is a girl... is is jealousy? Is it... well, what is it?

Also, should I tell them all to COCK OFF since NONE of them have talked to me in almost three weeks?

/advice

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:25, archived)

no, make them a gift

if they refuse then, then they must be cold heartless, former friends.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:26, archived)

GOOD ADVICE

Me likey!

Thanks SE, is there a full moon out toinight or something?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:28, archived)

not sure,

i prefer to see pictures of the sky from the internet, they can filter out clouds and light polution

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:29, archived)

Well, in my experiance...

When one of 'the group' gets a new boy/girlfriend, then that person normaly neglets the group. It's bound to happen as the social time is now shaird out - and to this stranger.

However, this is better than going with someone within 'the group', as the group splinters off, and can leave with alot of nasty bickering and general unfluffyness.

Sollution? get the girl into the group.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:28, archived)

Yes, and I would understnad that...

BUT...

They have not even met her yet. It's completely uncalled for behaviour.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:28, archived)

With all friends,

they have those points. I've noticed that with girls, its whoever isn't in the room at that point in time - but you have to take the good with the bad, or just say 'fuck it', but the truth is, do you really want to risk loosing all your friends just for a girl you started seeing?

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:32, archived)

For this one?

Oh indeed. I feel like I'm 14 again.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:39, archived)

Then its probs best to invite them all out to a meal,

or to your house. get some take-away, have a few drinks, and show them they are not to be jellouse.

I think trying to find if the problem is real, or emotional (jellusy etc), could help you alot. And having a gathering will help you at lest find that out.

How old are you btw?

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:45, archived)

Too fecking old

to be acting like a teenager

32

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:47, archived)

Ahh',

Then your not just some puppy-love-striken-16-year-old, so you know whats real (to an extent, as no one really does untill a good few years).

Might aswell get in with her group of mates, maybe joining up the two groups together with a gathering.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:48, archived)

Oh well yeah...

and for years I was quite the protective (of myself) person. The friend gathering isn't gonna happen, I'm afraid.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:50, archived)

If they are your friends,

and they know you are a self-protective person (and I guess that means semi-low self-esteam, Don't want to get hurt / take the risk as much), then they should know that it hurts you when they are like this.

It kindda, remineds me of these little song I made up one day

I'll stand up and you'll see,
Im sick of being the novalty,
I thought we were friends,
Turns out I was wrong in the end.

So for once I stand up,
and I feel guilty as hell
I show that Im fed up,
and I feel guilty as hell

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:56, archived)

yes

maybe a social get together with a no pressure atmosphere to introduce all to one another. But 3 weeks? maybe it's a lost cause and send them all a cock off email instead.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:29, archived)

Nah' - why burn your bridges ?

Call them up, get 'em all down to the pub, and get sloshed.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:30, archived)

Oh believe me...

I'm almost there...

I hate the silent treatment.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:32, archived)

yeah

I was kidding about the email. If they are true friends and you are serious about this girl, then it will work out eventually.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:35, archived)

I agree...

Reminds me, friends are having a music party on the 20th in Newport Beach...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:40, archived)

In my experience,

on one hand that's Bad 'cos it caused group breakup and Much Nastyness, but on the other hand I got together with Mrs Witchy as a direct result so woo!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:30, archived)

sounds pretty shitty of thenm not to talk to you because of a girl

have you any idea why - do they simply hate her?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:28, archived)

They've never met her

so.. strange indeed.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:35, archived)

make them all wrestle

in jelly to a grinding death-metal soundtrack.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:28, archived)

i agree with witchy

it should be a battle to the death for your friendship

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:32, archived)

i think

you have missed out on the jelly in your summary - however I agree with your agreeance - with a slight emphasis on the jelly

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:34, archived)

i think

a fight to the death can still take place in jelly

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:36, archived)

....and I wasn't talking

about death :) It all sounds like petty bitchiness to me so you could always have words with the chief noise-maker to try and find what her beef is with your new lass......

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:37, archived)

can we still

have the jelly?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:40, archived)

mmm....

jelly!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:41, archived)

no, a fight to the death

i demand it

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:42, archived)

translation for those of you who dont speak witchy:

"I say old chap, why not speak to the one who is causing the trouble and jolly well find out why she doesnt like your lovely lady friend, what?"

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:41, archived)

In Cockney

Nonetheless...

SCHTEPINTYME!!!!!!!!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:44, archived)

pfffffft :)

we should petition Cal to introduce a film-grain effect for cholmondely-warner style posts like that :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:44, archived)

That's pretty tough

I guess you could drop a couple of them a line and see if there's some kind of logical reasoning behind it all, and if they're just cunts then fuck them and be happy with your new woman :)

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Whillow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:28, archived)

Let's see...

One insists that she is just busy...

One never mails back.

One replies with one-word phrases

and the last ALSO just does not reply.

I tell ya, it's like I had a relationship with the girl-friend that went awry and I'm some sort of cheating bastard.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:30, archived)

Hurm...

Well, give it time. You're all too old for teenage bickering, so just give it a while and a couple'll come back. I, however, am old enough for teenage bickering should you need me.

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Whillow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:32, archived)

Nah...

I agree...

I feel as if I am too old to deal with their shit regarding this matter.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:35, archived)

Yeah :)

Show them just how stupid they're being and ignore it, you've got your new woman to be happy with.
Alternativly, you could all go outside and discuss it sensibly, in the street.

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Whillow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:41, archived)

They must be killed!

You have b3ta now!

but on a serious note...My friends started judging me about a lass I'd met and they never knew...just tell them to fuck off and worry about their on feeble little lives! Be a friend...if they have advice or something to say, say it...if you don't want to take it,don't! And they should accept that!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:29, archived)

*agony aunt mode*

If they've not met her, it's a mix of jealously and over-protectiveness. Let them meet and don't sulk if they don't get on straight away. Ignore and continue. I know these things :)

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lemonhead, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:30, archived)

I agree

I shall hang tough. I know they will love her as I do.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:33, archived)

I really mean this....

the feeling of telling them to Cock Off is huuuuge. But if you rise above it, you will get such a kick when it works out.

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lemonhead, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:36, archived)

You know what?

I agree...

But I have the mail ready just in case.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:41, archived)

I dont tell my friends anything about my personal dealings.

This makes avoiding situations like this much easier.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:30, archived)

HEY!

I'm your friend you assmonkey!

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:33, archived)

good point.

but you're not about to stop talking to me because of who I see are you? I dont tell the people I have to live with any of my dealings, that way they cant complain.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:34, archived)

yeah that's true

unless she was like some psycho stalker axe murdering clepto...then i'd stop talking to you and start screaming at you!

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:39, archived)

Same,

I was quite friendly with a rather large girl, and I told them. The piss-taking got on my nerves so much.

Esspech as im not a skinny-lad m'self, and because I don't get girls every time I go out (don't get me wrong, I do get 'em), it really played on my mind.

They even smashed up the hotel, and tried to smash down the door when I was in there for the first time with the girl.

I now know who to tell what

/edit
I regrete not really meeting up with her over here because of that.

/edit 2
Club 18-30 made me pay for damages in the hall / my door - even though they saw I didn't do it.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:35, archived)

fuckers.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:36, archived)

exactly.

I told my friends about a past girlfriend, and they still take the piss to this day over what happened. I learned my lesson. Now I dont tell em anything.

Alllllll the shit thats been happening with me over the last few months, as youve no doubt heard about, none of my friends know about. and I dont want them to know, cos they wouldnt understand. Theyd just try and get me to go out with them on the pull and get off with some tarted up, pissed up slag. that kind of shit means fucking less than nothing to me.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:37, archived)

you're maturing Tom

good for you!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:40, archived)

to be honest,

I matured like that a loooooong time ago, and have never been the sort of person to go out on the town and see how many slappers i could get off with. I just really dont see the point if it doesnt mean anything. Call me old fashioned or whatever, hell, call me gay if you like, but pulling random slags is not my idea of a good night out.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:42, archived)

I find the one thing that really turns me off,

are slags with attitude. If they were nice, that would be different, but I just hate stuck-up girls.

They could look like britney spears, but if they were stuck-up, then I wouldn't (well, probaly.)

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:41, archived)

I just have a policy that says if they wouldnt be interested in me when theyre sober,

they I'm not interested in them when theyre drunk. simple.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:43, archived)

I like that

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:45, archived)

jealous cunts

that is all :)

(

lemonhead, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:38, archived)

I was the only one to get

any real action, in 2 weeks, on the whole holiday (aside from the couples, who don't count).

I was quite proud of that bit.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:40, archived)

enough said

they will admit it one day :)

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lemonhead, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:43, archived)

PUSSINBOOTS! PROMISES...

To stop bunny boiling on a message board and will be good from now on! (as long as she is not provoked)

(pussinboots!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:24, archived)

*pokes*

c'mon!

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:25, archived)

*hugs and loves*

*pokes*

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stevierar, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:26, archived)

poke 'er mon!

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:27, archived)

Whose mum?

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:27, archived)

Nor'man, ya' be a Poke'ah'mon.

Norman, you be a pokemon

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:29, archived)

Press reply then!

:)

Thankyou please!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:26, archived)

LOL

you wanktard!

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:34, archived)

spandex

leoTARD

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:28, archived)

Why old phoneboxes stink

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matsimpsk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:23, archived)

urgh!

incidentally, that comment's how other's see me.

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:24, archived)

ewwwwwwww

grocesly great
woo

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pippy is a truck, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:24, archived)

Piss is the approximate quality of Smirnoff Ice, so

yes.

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Herr Tezcat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:24, archived)

Thats one of the

twelve best things ever - excluding norks

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:24, archived)

hahahaha!

first class!

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lemonhead, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:25, archived)

ha ha!

very realistic stream. nice attention to detail there.

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mrRush, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:25, archived)

damn pikey mailboxes!!!

woo!

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djol, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:26, archived)

how the mighty have fallen

What happened to his superhero career?

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:26, archived)

He started hanging out with Captain Britain

and it all went downhill

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matsimpsk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:28, archived)

it was cut short in a tragic horse riding accident...

...hang on, </deja-vu>

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djol, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:28, archived)

Ahahahaha.

Class.

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:26, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Kaiser, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:27, archived)

ah well

just goes to show...

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:07, archived)

TOBY1 STOP LURKING

Come out and play

(pussinboots!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)

imagine having boots full of puss

- its a terrible vision of a possible future

/twaddle

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:21, archived)

That would be PUSinboots

You pillock

(T1, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:23, archived)

HEY

NOBODY picks on the Scone...

that's MY job.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:27, archived)

Don't let him hurt me

I'll do ANYTHING

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:27, archived)

or perhaps

puss full of boots?

(the two lips, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:23, archived)

your randomness

is worrying, yet warming.

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:23, archived)

How do you know I'm lurking?

(T1, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:22, archived)

He must be god....

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:22, archived)

That would be she

(T1, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:23, archived)

God has no sex,

god is fustrated.

Just that men are evil things who think the world revolves around them, and the world would be better of with none of them.

Ok, me and about 10 others to drink with, as we all know women can't drink

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:24, archived)

YES SHE!

Watch it...You odd men!

(pussinboots!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:26, archived)

come out to play-e-ay

*clunks 3 beer bottles together*

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:24, archived)

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