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[edit] Woo! Newsletter action! Lycos have finally caught up and featured the Blair campaign, too. :o)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Fantastic
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Nice
is what that is.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)
# now that
I like.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)
# that is
ace
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)
# vlader's ship?
woo!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:10, archived)
# Did I ever post this?


Or this?

(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:03, archived)
# Not
to my knowledge.

Love the bottom one.

Made around the same time as the love ninja stuff?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:05, archived)
# seconded
seconded
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Yep,
The clips are now, frankly, embarassing.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)
# you mean they werent embaressing, before?
:)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)
# No,
Its not what I was doing, its the size of me...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)
# Fantabulous
The ninja of love strikes again!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:05, archived)
# are you that tall in real life?
woo:)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:05, archived)
# He's four times the height
of Vanessa Paradis
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:06, archived)
# And twice the
width of Fergal Sharkey
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)
# I once worked with his cousin
don't you know.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Wow...
that's...erm...interesting...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Fascinating
We were both working in men's pants at the time
(the Fareham branch of M&S)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)
# that's what my Pa would say when he
would visit me in the shop, saying in a very loud voice "My daughter works in men's pants, is she around?"
I was 16 at the time. Oh, how I laughed.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)
# was he perfect?
:)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)
# a good arse these days is hard to find...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)
# So that would be a
22" waist then
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)
# I wish.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)
# oh WOO
love the second one.. genius.

Still doesn't make up fo rthe fact you arn't coming tomorrow *Sulks*
go on post the love ninja again!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Sorry.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:12, archived)
# that almost makes up for it...
;)
I shall scuttle in memory of you..
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha
You are the Master!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:06, archived)
# arf
great!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)
# I'm don't know if you did
but I'm glad you have now.
Love the second one. Woo!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)
# hurrah!!!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:10, archived)
# they are new to me
the bottom one is particularly fine
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:11, archived)
# Thin bovine!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:11, archived)
# Yeah,
that's what I nearly look like now.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)
# hoorah!
Although I fear you'll be less funny then. Maybe you could compensate for it by being GAY!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)
# If he got jaundice then he'd look like he was ASIAN!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)
# much as i like 'em
i can't help thinking of that light saber mime kid video
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)
# No,
that's what I thought when I was looking at the clips I didn't use...at least I had the forsight to tamper with them myself.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)
# did I see one of you
with a light sabre recently?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:23, archived)
# This is the
joke we are making.
You arse.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Answer me this...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:00, archived)
# i like that
rather a lot
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:02, archived)
# good point
woo!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:02, archived)
# That is
fantastic
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:03, archived)
# hehe
very clever:)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:03, archived)
# are they like
french letters?
rotate it 45deg clockwise and you'd appear to banning the underground - or maybe not!
/helmet
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:05, archived)
# yay
clevertastic !
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)
# they're
norse (or danish, or norwegian), not swedish.

/pedant
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)
# Seconded
I had my first Swedish lesson Wednesday, and I don't see that letter in the alphabet.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)
# yep yep
that is because Swedes use the letter ö and not ø even though it's the same vowel.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 18:19, archived)
# Lost and found
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:59, archived)
# That am ace
W/Y/H
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Thanks
but does W/Y/H mean?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)
# wank
your head
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)
# It means
Woo
Yay
Houpla

A traditional B3tan mark of appreciation for a good image - or something ;)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)
# Oh
I should of guessed, how stupid of me *slaps head*
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:23, archived)
# Here's how it's *really* done
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:57, archived)
# haha
i did think it was rather funny that he is taking nappies up there with him:)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:58, archived)
# threadjack
please buy me a

badger spoon
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:00, archived)
# in fact buy 12 of them.
then buy two mushroom spoons and a snake spoon.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:02, archived)
# is
it a really big spoon - or for use with really small badgers ?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:04, archived)
# you do realise it won't be him up there
like when he had the trap door in the ice block
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] happens to us all

one minute you're downing ales like there's no tomorrow, the next you're drinking Tart Fuel.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:55, archived)
# ha
tart fuel.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:55, archived)
# seconded
triffic
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:59, archived)
# hey!
I like bacardi breezers! in particular the pineapple ones!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:56, archived)
# In bizarre news
There are two bottles of pineapple Bacardi Breezers that have been in our fridge longer than I've lived in this house...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:59, archived)
# erm
I think I'll avoid those ones. especially with someone with such loose morals as yourself ;-)You might take advantage of me!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:01, archived)
# To be honest
we couldn't let anyone drink them now - they're like really well housebroken pets that stay out of your way and don't make a mess.

(Besides I know for a fact they've been in there for well over two years...)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:04, archived)
# that's
the only alcohol that's ever gone out of date in our house - yeuch.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:05, archived)
# and
:)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:00, archived)
# Yuk!
The sweeter they are, the more likely that you will see them again by the end of the night...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:00, archived)
#
tart
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:01, archived)
# who?
me?
nah.
sweet and innocent, me.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:04, archived)
# Tart Fuel*


*FACT

/runs away
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:01, archived)
# I've only
just noticed that it doesn't say fart fuel...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:02, archived)
# Perhaps it should
*PARP*
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:10, archived)
[challenge entry] i started this flash anim ages ago...
but never actually got to animating cus i got bored with it, here's a still of where i got to:

the story: a load of vikings turn up on this guys door;
vikings - "vikings sir, come to rape your wife and pillage the house."
bloke - "i'm sorry i don't think we ordered any!?!"
wife - "it's all right dear, i called them. I wasn't expecting you till wednesday?"
vikings - "yes sorry ma'am, we had a cancellation, thought we could squeeze you in earlier."
bloke - well i'm off to work, so if you don't mind..."
vikings - "no trouble sir"

it goes on. when he gets home they're all loafing about the place and half the work hasn't been done (plumbers/builders analogy etc) wife looking disapointed blah blah blah
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:50, archived)
# well i'll give it a woo yay
in case it ever gets finished and i fail to see it then.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:52, archived)
# I like it!
and it has the potential to be a passable pr0n movie too!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:55, archived)
# yay!
the best username ever!
(nice pic too)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:59, archived)
# blimey!
you've been AWOl for ages!!

welcome back!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:03, archived)
# fanks!
i have popped in at odd times of the night and talked weird shit tho'
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)
# i'm obviously not putting in the hours here then!
good to see you : )
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:11, archived)
[challenge entry] It's...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:50, archived)
# that i'm liking
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:51, archived)
# lightning striking a hitchhiking viking?
hoho
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:51, archived)
# lovely
rhyming thingamajig
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:53, archived)
# hahaha !
mental !
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:54, archived)
# Damn you
that's good.
i belive it's "yay" and "woo" that I am obliged to intone on such auspicious occasions.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:59, archived)
# You messed with the Mob...
Now you gotta choice..



Better in head. Oh well - first post - hello all.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:48, archived)
# Hullo!
I read that as "Daddy or Chips?"
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:50, archived)
# it's always daddy!
as he can cook chips!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:55, archived)
# good afternoo !
how old is too old ?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:51, archived)
# yay!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:55, archived)
# Welcome!
and woo!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:04, archived)
# Welcome!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Modern Vikings: Post #1

More to follow, maybe.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:46, archived)
# david blaine

meets licky dog
licky dog like david blaine
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:45, archived)
# allright....
stop now.


You are scaring me.


freak
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:47, archived)
# :(
sorry
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:48, archived)
# hahaha
Am only pulling your udders!

;-)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:52, archived)
# hooray for licky dog!
licky dog rocks!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:48, archived)
# glad
you like him
and not scared by him like some people
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:49, archived)
# only people
worried about their sexuality would be scared by licky dog
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:53, archived)
# David Blaine
Like licky dog?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:48, archived)
# YES
i think he does
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:50, archived)
# Licky, licky, five dollah?
Have a lovely holiday in Cornwall
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:51, archived)
# oops
I may have scared her off.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:59, archived)
# NOPE
still here, but baking biccies for our holiday
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
thanks !
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Eric the Well Read

(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:44, archived)
# *chuckle*
I like the was he's standing; very conqueror-y.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:47, archived)
# Yes
He's really, really happy to be there
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:49, archived)
# He might meet
Conan the Librarian in there - then blood will spill!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:58, archived)
# At A Cinema Near You


Been done? If so, grovels and apologies.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:42, archived)
# Not seen that before!
made me laugh!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:43, archived)
# lesson 1. never apologise for anything
lesson 2. there is no lesson 2.

nice piccy too
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Lesson 3
Always follow lesson 2
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:48, archived)
# Sorry
Won't happen again
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:49, archived)
# I see being a smackhead's taken its toll
on Jason Donavon.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:44, archived)
# I did a version
with Mr Donovan, but decided it was too scary to post.

ps, the board, tis a bit f*cked today, no?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:47, archived)
# What date is the Hallowe'en bash?
Please.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:44, archived)
# 3 guesses
;)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:45, archived)
# December 3rd?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:47, archived)
# no you dumb ass
February the 14th
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Echo......
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:49, archived)
# i told you my network is gay,
i think they have put me on a dial-up
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:51, archived)
# No its a nightmare I am on a T3 and it keeps going down!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:55, archived)
# 31st
of Tocomber.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:50, archived)
# ta
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:53, archived)
# Same place as before.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:53, archived)
# no it's not.
it's at that gaff in Kings cross.

Communist somethingoranother.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:58, archived)
# Yeah
the last one the good Dr was at.
Birthday party at babushka
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:01, archived)
# yes
sorry misread as last halloween bash.

Which was in some dunghole near camden.

I think.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:02, archived)
# Okie dokie.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:06, archived)
# is the board just damn slow this afternoon
or is my network gay?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Your gay!


;)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:47, archived)
# how could you tell,
it must be the lisp in my text
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:47, archived)
# Nope its the way you walk!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:49, archived)
# what whilst wanking?
i really must stop that
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Wanking whilst walking never looks very attractive!
Keep it in the bedroom! ;)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:50, archived)
# or in my girlfiends mouth.
my idears for later.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Ah,
the sweet language of love.
It tinkles like cascading water through my mind...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:54, archived)
# Tee hee
you said tinkles
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:57, archived)
# Yes,
yes I did.
I'm like that.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:58, archived)
# kinky
;)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Wow I didnt realise any b3tans had girlfriends
Well done you! he hee!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:56, archived)
# not for long
by the sound of this...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:59, archived)
# I'm
hiding behind the sofa already!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:39, archived)
# Heh,
I made this ages ago.

(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:39, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:40, archived)
# I wish that
were my icon.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:41, archived)
# Wow
That's waaay cool/ cute.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:41, archived)
# It was supposed
to be me.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:42, archived)
# I can tell
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:43, archived)
# Like I said
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:47, archived)
# Cor,
I'm flattered, I've already been called cute once today.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:49, archived)
# And you said you wouldn't tell
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha....top username today Bovine
I was going to change mine to Isembard Kingdom Bleepbloop, but I had 4 tonnes of work landed on me and forgot.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Looks better smaller.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:41, archived)
# for
some reason all these dancing peeps remind me of space invaders (or a similar game)...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:43, archived)
# work it baby...
WORK IT!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:42, archived)
# still good!
you should put some of your pixelly stuff on crapjuggler
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:43, archived)
# I will do,
I have to do a massive update somewhen.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:44, archived)
# :D
then you a re a fool for not posting it sooner!
woo!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:44, archived)
# you ought to make him do the FACT dance!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:44, archived)
# and the
HUSTLE
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:46, archived)
# I think
he very nearly is.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:47, archived)
# he he he
that's lovely.
Watch him go
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:46, archived)
# i see you baby
shakin that ass!

w/y/h
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:52, archived)
# like you do!
i always make things ages ago!
woo for pixelated dancer dude thing
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Viking technology

(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:38, archived)
# does anyone know owt about hamsters?
he's been doing this all day!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:38, archived)
# I know enough
To know that's a guinea pig.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:39, archived)
# i saw
electric 6 at the astoria, it was a good show
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:41, archived)
# Yay!
I saw them at Kentish town forum,.. and if Wayward is seeing them TONIGHT then that'll be Patti Pavillion in Swansea :) ,.. Hoorar for this backwater town.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Yup : )
Are you in swansea too then?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:51, archived)
# Yup
Yes yes, originally from Sarf London,.. but now I'm a web developer up here :) ,.. Sadly not going tonight its come around really quickly and not got tickets (or saved money to buy tickets!)

But if you happen to also be partial to a bit of hiphop/beats/stuff I may be able to interest you in a night at the Monkey next Friday? :)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:59, archived)
# obviously
I know nothing about rodents generally :)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:41, archived)
# Hamsters are smaller, and cunts.
I don't think it's good for any animal to be doing that though.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:44, archived)
# hark at james bloody herriott!
is anyone else getting loads of error messages on here today?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:41, archived)
# it's
slower than usual
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:42, archived)
# yes
I blame the friday lurkers
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:43, archived)
# this one ?
Warning: Too many connections in /var/www/b3ta.com/core/init.php on line 47

Warning: MySQL Connection Failed: Too many connections in /var/www/b3ta.com/core/init.php on line 47

Warning: Supplied argument is not a valid MySQL-Link resource in /var/www/b3ta.com/core/init.php on line 48
error connecting to database. opps

loads.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:45, archived)
# Paaa ha ha
!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:53, archived)
# *chuckle*
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:40, archived)
# he's
rejuvenating batteries for you...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:40, archived)
# What come out of the other end?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:57, archived)
[challenge entry] woo for off roaders
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:36, archived)
# arf!
awful, truly awful...
woo!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick


and dirty punnage.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:36, archived)
# dirty,
but then thats how i like it, it's amazing how much more arousing sex is when your girlie speaks like a slut.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:54, archived)
# really?
and, did we need to know that?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:59, archived)
# I like it.
But King Dick there looks quite a bit too pleased with himself there at the end.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 19:31, archived)

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