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# I am bereft of hummus

Bedtime, methinks.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:48, archived)
# when is it not bedtime, eh?
and I like the pic :)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:48, archived)
# are they dancing?
how cute
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:48, archived)
# awwwww...
no hands found love
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:48, archived)
# I like..........
....Eating Pussy!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:48, archived)
# "Come on the yo'! I'll fuckin' 'ave ya'"
/manchester stereotype
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:49, archived)
# i have never said that in my life
though i am tempted
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:51, archived)
# nice
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:58, archived)
# Colin M. Montgomery
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:36, archived)
# heheheeh!
tj:


"Harry Potter really appeals to the 10 year old boy inside me"
Chris Colombus, Director of Harry potter and the chamber of secrets
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:40, archived)
# dirty man
dirty, dirty man
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Hmm
I sense a theme emerging!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:40, archived)
# Advance To....
....El Alamain do not pass go and do not collect 100 camels
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:44, archived)
# aaarrrgghhh! MY FRANK MASK IS ON MY MOBILE!!!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:30, archived)
# ooh
very weird and scry
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:34, archived)
# heh
he has piano tooth
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:35, archived)
# it's my real mask and i think it looks like 20 fags
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:37, archived)
# that reminds me of donnie darko
but i'm not sure why you would want 20 gay men on a mask


;)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:40, archived)
# it's frank FROM Donnie Darko
i don't like gay men
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:41, archived)
# that would be why
it reminds me of the film
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Buget..
i could never get the hang of it
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:29, archived)
# That my friend is great
oh yes
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:30, archived)
# haha
if you could then woo
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:30, archived)
[challenge entry] haha
eggcellent

(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:31, archived)
# i loikes that
a loot
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:33, archived)
# heh heh
ace :)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:33, archived)
# fits nicely with this weeks challenge
:D
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:34, archived)
# it
certainly does, fabwooless work of yours
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Very nice.
Gold star!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:31, archived)
# Brave Art
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:29, archived)
# hahaha!
class!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Nice one love monkey
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:30, archived)
# pfft!
hee hee
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:30, archived)
# Pea-roast

(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:38, archived)
# oooohhhhh!
A bobby dazzler!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:45, archived)
# Nice slopping
have a pea roast

(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:45, archived)
# If you're at it to, have a few more films:


(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:59, archived)
# Dont disturb her
She's hunting.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:24, archived)
# is she hunting
for buses?

because if i was that tall, i would be
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:25, archived)
# She's hunting
You.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:29, archived)
# good thing
i'm on another continent
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:30, archived)
# And that will help how?
Shes hea-yuge
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:31, archived)
# i'm also hiding
and crouching, in a sub-terranean chamber, 1 mile beneath the earth's crust.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:35, archived)
# under a blanket?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:36, archived)
# an asbestos blanket
just in case
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:43, archived)
# that'll be handy
when it's fire-breathing offspring descend on you
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:55, archived)
# I'm not
*cringes*
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:44, archived)
# Domo-Kun thought
That no-hands had got his party dates mixed up

embiggen!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:21, archived)
# Hee hee
nice!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:22, archived)
# Mmmmmmm....


...tasty!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:21, archived)
# i
would
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:21, archived)
# Me
too!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:22, archived)
# Good luck...
...she's 300 feet tall and in a bad mood.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:24, archived)
# good head
all round
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:26, archived)
# arrgh!
Holy Mother of Fuck!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:21, archived)
# phwoar
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:22, archived)
# My word
She's cute.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:28, archived)
# gah!
too scary :)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry] The boys didnt like the new budget cut much
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:20, archived)
# yay!
me loves lego!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:22, archived)
# So do I!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:23, archived)
# i have that set
100% of fact
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:22, archived)
# took me
ages to find a suitable pic :(
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:27, archived)
# would do
lego can be quite elusive
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:29, archived)
# that
or it has a lego man running across with speed blur :|
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:32, archived)
# blasted lego
every time i get hungry it gets stuck.
and i have to go and get my stomach pumped.
nice and crunchy though...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:44, archived)
[challenge entry] despite the ground force cutbacks, charlie thought she'd done well
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:19, archived)
# that bloke
looks so crestfallen. let's buy him a present.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:20, archived)
# wow!
i thought those nipples were photoshopped for a moment
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:22, archived)
# mmmmmmm
Dimmock`s dimples....
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:23, archived)
# *ack*
the rest of her.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:28, archived)
# You tell no
lie!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:32, archived)
# argh!
it's the hanging gardens of boobylon!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:29, archived)
# hehe
thought she did water sports?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:29, archived)
# i'm bored
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:18, archived)
# oh good grief
Hell! Now!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:19, archived)
# Then go for a walk...
..and get some fresh air.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:19, archived)
# ..
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:22, archived)
# heh heh
A big plate of Woo with a side-order of yay!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:25, archived)
# hehehe
*thumbs up*

very woo
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:27, archived)
# I suppose this shirt would cost a bit too much to make
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:18, archived)
# phwoar!
suspenders!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:19, archived)
# I'm so glad
I wasn't the only one thinking that.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:21, archived)
# so am i
..
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:23, archived)
# i have suspenders...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:23, archived)
# i'm wearing mine
right now
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:24, archived)
# oooh
damn your camera being broke!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:29, archived)
# who
doesn't? ; )
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:45, archived)
# Spraypaint...
...and a stencil are your friends ;)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:19, archived)
# hahaha
excellent

carefully tied tie dye might work
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:19, archived)
# batman?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Mr. Kubrick got in trouble with the studio for blowing the special effects budget on wild parties


Previous efforts: 1 2 3 4 5
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:15, archived)
# that's quite pretty really!
woo! :)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:16, archived)
# haha
bad kubrick
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:16, archived)
# ooooh time for a peaorast
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:44, archived)
# nae reason...


BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAARR!!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:13, archived)
# Eeeeeep!
*runs away*
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:14, archived)
# .
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:17, archived)
# I'll
fight him with weapons of hardness
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:16, archived)
# Polar bears cover their noses to hide from their prey
but what about their claws?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:11, archived)
# seems to work quite well!
woo!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:13, archived)
# hehe
that's great!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:13, archived)
# wooooooooooo!
splendoid
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:13, archived)
# hahaha!
woo!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:13, archived)
# :)
very woo an niceness
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:14, archived)
# oh my
that is excellent
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:15, archived)
# Polar bears live on the opposite side of the world
to penguins
/pedant
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:16, archived)
# they're clearly on a hunting holiday.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:19, archived)
#
they also apparently don't cover their noses - this is just a hilarious rumour
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:22, archived)
# this is b3ta
things like that don't matter
you'd best go elsewhere with your "real world" ideas
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:22, archived)
# I don't live in Spain...
...but I've been there on holiday.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:23, archived)
# i live on the opposite side of the world
to b3ta.

but here I am.spoooooky

no but really, good point, it always irritates me when ppl think that polar bears hunt penguins. thats just silly. but then im a pedantic git...
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 3:18, archived)
# haha...
that's lovely... :)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
...so cuuuute!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:22, archived)
# nail
polish! :)
edit: or tipex!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:38, archived)
# yay
I like this oh so very much : )
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:52, archived)
# that's great
I can see some mild penguin spong in there
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 11:06, archived)
# evening all


clicky piccy for slightly biggier
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:09, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkk!
hello!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:09, archived)
# aaargggh!
tiger dog
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:10, archived)
# It's a lion dog
hactually.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:25, archived)
# nice
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:10, archived)
# good lord
that's one scary dog

yikes and woo
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:11, archived)
# yaaaay!
that's wonderful... :)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:15, archived)
# i was just looking through the challenge archive and got bored
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:08, archived)
# er, what?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:13, archived)
# Is it
something to do with what's going on behind him?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:30, archived)
# Hello, B3ta ain't got no money for no new dress!!!.

sorry.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:05, archived)
# hmm
seems strangely familiar..
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:06, archived)
# erm
I think I need a cup of tea. Badly.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:06, archived)
# sharks, penises,
b/moobs and richard branson!

where do i donate?!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:06, archived)
# challenge?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:06, archived)
# I like
the image of the dog with big eyes
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:06, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:07, archived)
# based on a drawing
by Rogan I think

;-)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:08, archived)
# no dog
it's some shit tits
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:08, archived)
# no
I see a dog, leave me with pleasant images
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:09, archived)
# I thought b3ta
wore a nice pair of comfortable tracksuit bottoms, white socks, and some slip on shoes (with buckles)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:07, archived)
# it's a good look.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:09, archived)
# it`ll never die
... in parts of Belfast and Liverpool
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:10, archived)
# www.geocities.com/b3ta
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:11, archived)
# haha
but wouldn't that be a holding page explaining bandwidth all gone
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:14, archived)
# you're supposed to
change the pics :P
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:25, archived)
[challenge entry] 30 years ago, prisms where expensive. A cheaper plate of glass was used instead

Click for bigger budget full size version


The public didn't buy it without the striking visuals. Pink Floyd disbanded and now work behind the counter at McDonalds, Slough.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:02, archived)
# hahaha
classic :)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:03, archived)
# heh
excellent!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:04, archived)
# hahaha
yay!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:04, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:05, archived)
# yay! excellent!
there's two mcdonalds' in slough. that's how classy it is.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:07, archived)
# Dan
I heard you fancy me - is it true?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:11, archived)
# i heard
you preferred a big bender
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:12, archived)
# I`m forever telling your da
"don`t speak with your mouth full"
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:16, archived)
# ace
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:07, archived)
# guess the band
in my low rent shoppage



edit: read the text, it helps

edit2: grateful dead
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:58, archived)
# Stiff Little Fingers
?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:00, archived)
# Abba
Dead Kennedys....
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:15, archived)
# rancid?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:01, archived)
# Corpse Fuckers?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:02, archived)
# The Stranglers
Jilted John?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:02, archived)
# I was so upset that I cried
all the way to the chiiip shop.

or something
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:04, archived)
# Squeeze?
Sisters of Mercy?
B*witched?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:03, archived)
# The 6 Club Juniors
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:03, archived)
# Earth, Wind, and Fire?
Bee Gees?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:03, archived)
# The thankless bastards?
or Gladys knight and the pips
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Boyzone?
Take That?
Frankie Goes to Hollywood?
Pet Shop Boys?
Bronksi Beat?
Skunk Aniseed?
Communards?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Bros
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:07, archived)
# when will I
will I smell lessss
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:13, archived)
# *cough*
skunk anansie

*cough*
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:08, archived)
# bad cough you
have there mate.. you should try some aniseed ;-)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:08, archived)
# *cough*
you got any linctus?

*cough*
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:11, archived)
# Linctus Bizkit?
?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:17, archived)

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