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#
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)
# Erm, woo?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)
# Napalm it.
NAPALM IT HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! so long and thanks for all the fish, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# It's...
umm...
don't know.

*runs away in fear of the unknown*
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# hello
my aint you just the cutes...ARRRRRGHHGGH GET IT OFF OF ME

ahem
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# Sod off
You're on your own with that thing.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)
# its ok
i discovered its partial to stale bread dipped in spicey brains
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)
# avacaduck?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# What?
you're still sad?
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:57, archived)
# ooh
duck haggis, lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)
# its a
fish with feet
(Jane-is-happy, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)
# he's got a lovely
gap in his teeth, perfect for a fag.
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)
# Face like a duck's arse
Oh aye.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:56, archived)
# Hungry? Why wait....
(Jnaffzig, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# my attempt at a sick joke


www.crimelibrary.com/serial_killers/notorious/necrophiles/index_1.html?sect=1

you may wanna read this for it to be funnier^
(xxhazziexx, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# i think i just found a picture of you


from when you were all new
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)
# incidentally woo/hell to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)
# lol..
cool :D

i do actually have a foot for a head
(xxhazziexx, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)
# i have the original too
it seems


i have bizarre logic when it come to clearing space in my msn group
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)
# Why did you delete the last one
I had taken the time to reply and then it had gone to the lost threads in the sky.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# oops
because the picture wouldnt load....

not on my computer anyways... oops :P

say what you did before..
(xxhazziexx, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# I questioned Ed Gein being still
alive and living in England by the £ price tag.
and retorted "Lock up your dead grannies"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# lol
lol. *locks up her dead grannies* (all 15 of them)
(xxhazziexx, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)
# me too
confused the hell outa me
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# £39.95?
I'll have two.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)
# what a lovely chap :0
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)
# The sunshine elephant is so called
as he glides high in the sky
Nobody knows how he got up,
Or even the reason why.

But the sunshine elephant glides onwards
Soars high above the earth
Left and right, right through the clouds
It gives him so much mirth

The sunshine elephant defeats the laws
of physics that we hold dear,
but when it comes for him to land,
gravity will become so clear.

(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Oooooooh
bishounen
(I helped save b3ta! so long and thanks for all the fish, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)
# I would give you a standing ovation
but i've run out of eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# How about a standing ovulation?
?

(right... time to shut down PC and install new hard drive. see you in a few mins.)
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# You have to shut down for that?
Psh, noob.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)
# New drive?
Psh, I just weld extra platters onto the old one.

Whilst it's still running.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# running, down the street?
mine normally spins, oh well
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)
# mine jiggles up and down
and groans occasionally.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)
# strangely
mine does that sometimes

orrible whiry rattly sound
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# I once had one that made a strange "whoop" sound
If it did that, the PC wouldn't start until you hit the hard drive, and then it would spin up properly, and you could get on with whatever you wanted to do.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:55, archived)
# I reckon three hours
Something is bound to go wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)
# ooooh
he looks like an eco warrior!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)
# i laughed i cried
i almost wet the bed, deeply deeply beautiful

- Brian Sewell 2003
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)
# That's beautiful
*sniffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)
# That's nice
Is SSE actually about at the moment, or is he still stealing stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)
# various bedding linen
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# Woo yay top notch cartoon there

Cheer up a sad Sunshine Elephant today, give generously
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)
# give what?
i've run out of bumsex for today.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)
# Hummus, give hummus
or any spare bumsex you have, if that's your bag.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)
# groovy
so groovy
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# that's lovely
in the best possible way

great big hugs all round
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# Superb!
Most woosome.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)
# woo
yay
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# new visualisation for media player

I'm listening to Iggy Pop and it seemed to fit
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:43, archived)
# Iggy what have you done to yourself
you were so beautiful once.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)
# Blimey
Elvis has let himself go a bit!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)
# Well being dead is hard on the complexion
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# I thought
it was Paul Shane from hi-de-hi

(I helped save b3ta! coco, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)
# is that 8 aces
?
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)
# it most certainly is.
I luv me kids me, ad never brae 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# quality
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# It is.
Give 'im a wooly hat and you'd be the spitting double..
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# oi!
theres no call for that game-errrrr-boy!
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# heh heh
hey armish boy
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)
# amish
fool! :P
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)
# I have a wicked streak.

Best put my clothes back on now though.... badooom tish
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# i'll sell your kidney
for 50 pence!
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)
# a jiggle jiggle jiggle
a jiggle jiggle jiggle
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# For what it's worth
it's entirely out of time with Morcheeba.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Whats the world coming to?
(Jnaffzig, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:40, archived)
# Incredibly small pictures
of people with grey noses?

Edit: I still had to squint to see it, but woo for the idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)
# oops
sorry, I am new to this. hehehe, lemme fix it
(Jnaffzig, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:43, archived)
# You've probably
linked to the thumbnail. Click on it (in your MSN group) and get the url of the big picture.

Also, remember: Preview is your friend.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Just a guess
but you may have linkied to the thumbnail.

Edit: Yeah, what he said up there.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# once i zoomed in
i had even less idea what that post was about
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)
# Aha ha ha
bloody funny!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# And only 23, what a shame...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)
# Arf first bald patch
he's letting himself go.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)
# I'm 23.
I'm starting to recede.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:40, archived)
# I thought that said
I'm starting to read.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:43, archived)
# These b3tans are early starters
aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:43, archived)
# I'm 26 and quite positively bald.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:43, archived)
# I'm 19
and going grey
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Blimey
how did you resist the passage of time for so long?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# I'm 20
and already going bald.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# baldatious
wooyayto you sir/madam
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)
# I'm
1337
(TuffPirat, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)
# Wow
That's old
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)
# .
Har har! you know me powers! good, yes?
(TuffPirat, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)
# you're talking like frank bruno
ooooer 'ow queer
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:40, archived)
# No you aren't
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)
# .
HA! me laffs at thee "1 year, 292 days, 8 hours and 27 minutes"

:)
(TuffPirat, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)
# Oi.
You left my seconds out.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)
# OI!
52 seconds
53 seconds
54 seconds
(TuffPirat, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)
# Thank you.
I've worked hard for those seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)
# .
np!
(TuffPirat, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:43, archived)
# fuck off
you need to take some All Gay back to the shop, you have too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)
# Too bad for you
I slice thee by my sabre of the seven seas! HAR HAR!
(TuffPirat, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:40, archived)
# Surely that would be "Yarr Yarr!"
Unless you're not actually a pirate... splitter!
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)
# OFC
I'm a pirate, and a tuff one too!
(TuffPirat, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)
# You forgot to add a "Yarr!"
Yarr.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)
# Why a sabre?
Surely a cutlass would be more piratey, or do you like to break with tradition?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)
# Fuck
You got me there!

/me runs to the hills
(TuffPirat, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)
# I'll post this here, for all the threadwasting going on:
COCK OFF!

Go back in yourlurking hole you irritating little twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:43, archived)
# That's not the b3ta way.
You post a witty picture of a kitten, and invite the reprobate to offer up a picture of their own...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# hehe
As if there was rules? :)
(TuffPirat, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# I''m not in a fluffy mood at the moment.
So deal with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)
# Posting
Anyone around? Anyways, i myself have gotten pretty good at the doctoring thing, and I was wondering what website services can you post your pics on and also allow them to be posted on this board? I know geocities cant, and lycos is dunb... angelfire is dumb too... any other free ones?
(Jnaffzig, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)
# *cough*
FAQ
*cough*

*stares at the FAQ button up there*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)
# .
stars?
(John Doe, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# my gods
he's not wrong
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# dang
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)
# If only...
...someone would think of gathering lots of frequently asked questions together and provide helpful answers for people who are not too sure.

Wait a minute... they did! They also made a handy link at the top of the page called FAQ - fancy that!

b3ta.com/features/faq/
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)
# thanks
okay, sorry, I looked and the only one it suggests is lycos...
I know how to post, I was just looking for a suggestion on what free service I should use
(Jnaffzig, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# msn groups
is the most popular
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# If you read it carefully
it explains everything....
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:33, archived)
# does this work?
i can time travel!
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# Wah!
Apparently it does.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:34, archived)
# yay!
hahahahah cool
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:34, archived)
# woo and i can piss on your mind
so you kill your grandfather
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:34, archived)
# Interesting idea
Let us know how it turns out.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)
# It you read a bit more carefully...
...it suggest that you try MSN groups.

It also gives you a link to a detailed how-to telling you how to set up your account ans post from it.

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)
# a lot of us use
MSN groups.
Have a look at the FAQ, it answers all!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)
# No.
There's no-one around.

We're all sleeping.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# i am using picturetrail
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# never heard of that
www.picturetrail.com?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:33, archived)
# Try
www.readthemuddafunkingfaq.com

msn is useful
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# Use this.
Here is a lovely link to a lovely guide about posting pictures from MSN Groups. It tells you everything you need to know.

Spoons lovely MSN Groups guide
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# Yes,
listen to Tart Monkey for he tells you nice things.

If you're too lazy to set up your own MSN Group, you can always stick your b3ta pix up at: www.ukdragon.com/b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)
# TJ: has the Sunshine Elephant cheered up yet?
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# oh yeah
what was the problem?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:33, archived)
# Don't think so.
What's wrong with him, anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:34, archived)
# not really
hopefully tuesday night might
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)
# Got something exciting planned, Mr Sunshine?
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)
# No idea
should we be bothered?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)
# thanks
thanks for the help, i used the msn groups idea, that works well :)
(Jnaffzig, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)
# Geoff regretted trying the new student Salon
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:26, archived)
# Well no wonder asparagus locks are soooo last week
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)
# Bloody students
eh...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# Monkey Magic, Monkey Magic

Original
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:25, archived)
# hahahahah
monkeh!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:26, archived)
# ha ha!
you thought that too?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:27, archived)
# AAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!
Piggsy! Tripitaka!! I gotta HeadAAAACHE!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)
# wooo to
monkey :o)

How did he never lose his fighty stick ?

I've been playing with my profile. I appologise profusely if it blinds anyone
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:34, archived)
# Looks very nice indeed
not overly blinding, but if you squint with one eye and close the other it might be safe.
Only jokin, very nice, very neat.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)
# ta very muchly
about the effect I was looking for :o)
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# Ok here's one I have done myself
Don't laugh please I know its rubbish but i'm new to it!

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:20, archived)
# oops sorry its well big
arent i talented
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:21, archived)
# size is ok
weird posts below are not
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:26, archived)
# aren't ^^;
and i fink it'd look cooler if it were animated!
(TeHsPrOuT, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# what does that mean then?
How do I animate it?
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:21, archived)
# i wouldn't mind
but for all the racist remarks
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:56, archived)
# what the hell happened there?


*looks at post time*


*freaks out*


aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:21, archived)
# racist remarks?
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:22, archived)
# You'll get used to Sunshine Elephant
I believe the word that young people use these days to describe his sort is 'random'.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:23, archived)
# He posts from the past
Crazy foo
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:23, archived)
# Oh.
That too.

It's a dying art, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:24, archived)
# but it appeared *as* i posted my post
something is amiss i tell you!
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:25, archived)
# Using time-honoured techniques
it's possible to reply to something before it's even been posted. The reply then appears when the message it's a reply to is posted.

Edit: Have a look here for some fine examples of the technique in use:

www.b3ta.com/board/1000000
www.b3ta.com/board/1234567
www.b3ta.com/board/2000000
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:26, archived)
# really?
well thats just stupid!

*pokes sad sunshine elephant and steals his scarf*

how is it done?!?! PLEASE tell me!
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:27, archived)
# It's
a b3ta Jedi technique, and cannot as such be taught.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# i just tried it





www.b3ta.com/board/2300056

:D
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:33, archived)
# Blimey - 2.3 million posts
if I've counted the zeroes properly.
And more than 1% of them by Mr Sunshine Elephant.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:26, archived)
# I did the maths the other day
I reckon 3 million by mid February.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)
# Hell, it's got a cat in it.
That's good enough for me.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:22, archived)
# Heh heh
Welcome to the club - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:22, archived)
# I hate spiders too!
welcome
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:25, archived)
# Oopsie
Sadly her best "come hither" look failed to get Gertrude off the dangerous driving ticket

Watch her pout after a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:15, archived)
# woooo
you are shopping again!






looks like shes farting
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)
# awww
she didnt get hurt though
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)
# yay wonderful
i'm still waiting for my portrait
and a sack of money
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)
# Oi!
Don't try your puppy dog look on me.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)
# tut tut
pugs shouldn't drive
woo!

goodnight folks
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:18, archived)
# Nighty night.
To you
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)
# megabrill
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:19, archived)
# lovely pic ol tarty
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:20, archived)
# fantastic

(Wadey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:26, archived)
# wonderful...
fabulous as ever mr monkey :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:23, archived)
# gorgeous
in every detail.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:25, archived)
# magnifico!


the floozie!!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:26, archived)
# Yay
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)
# fabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)
# Brilliant
Worth every tendon twanging twinge of RSI

Easy for me to say
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)
# I have "micropauses" to keep me in shape now
Seems to be working... it's been good lately.


(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# flippin fabby!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)
# Woo
to you!
(byebye, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# Perfect as always
Sooooo good !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# wow
fab
and the steam the steam
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# I'll be Bach...

(I helped save b3ta! Pretender, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# That is great.
(checkers, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)
# It's been done before but
a very decent shop there
woo to your pic
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)
# how queer.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)
# yes!
me likes
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)
# must....obey....
(John Doe, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)
# kill your computer?
If you insist
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)
# Wahey!
*gets hammer*
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# i'll smash it with a fucking hammer
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# sorry to go off the subject
but is it possibly to use text in mspaint?

ignore that found it..im thick tonight
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)
# yea
why not.
(doktored, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)
# glove box.
and again i say, jamie oliver's cheese fisted love slave.
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)
# I'm not sure
I've ever heard someone appologise on b3ta for going off the topic before.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)
# i'm sorry for wasting all your time.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:15, archived)
# Have you ever seen a horse box?
(Idid, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:07, archived)
# Nasty left hook it has there
woo
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:08, archived)
# i've never seen a horsing box
or a box upon a horse
but there is one thing that i have witnessed
a magic donkey, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)
# a roxxing horse.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)
# My, are you still sad?
I hoped you might have cheered up by now.
(checkers, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# the roxxor of all boxxors
you back then?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# i'm in and out
stealing quilts
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)
# good man.
the quilts are all we live for.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)
# Wee
on them!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)
# chickenpox.
still? how long does it last?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:15, archived)
#
Chicken pox is a viral infection that causes a blister-like rash on the surface of the skin and mucous membranes. Chicken pox blisters usually appear first on the trunk and face, then spread to almost everywhere else on the body, including the scalp and penis, and inside the mouth, nose, ears, and vagina. Chicken pox blisters are about 1/5 inch to 2/5 inch (5mm to 10mm) wide, have a reddish base, and appear in crops over a 2- to 4-day period. Some persons have only a few blisters, although others have several hundred. As blisters itch and break, scabs form and the blisters may become infected by bacteria (a "secondary" bacterial infection).
Some children have a fever, abdominal pain, or a vague sick feeling along with their skin blisters. These symptoms usually last for about three to five days, and fever stays in the range of 101 degrees Fahrenheit to 103 degrees Fahrenheit (38.3 degrees Celsius to 39.4 degrees Celsius). Younger children often have milder symptoms and fewer blisters than older children or adults. Generally, chicken pox is a mild illness, but it can be deadly in persons who have leukemia or other diseases that weaken the immune system.

Usually a person has only one attack of chicken pox in his or her lifetime. But the virus that causes chicken pox can stay dormant in the body and can cause a different type of skin eruption, called shingles, later in life.
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)
# I'm special, I'm on my second dose
and no, it isn't shingles.

And yes, the bit about the penis is right.

*scratch*
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:19, archived)
# Oooof
that's some awful punnery sir.

Woo to the pic though!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)
# arf
no but i've seen a cock fight
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)
# big cock
you've got there
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)
# not my cock
it's frank bruno's cock
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)
# i didn't realise his mental illness had gone
all the way to hallucinations!
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# I have seen
a whores box

and smelt it

*yuk*
(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# ew
!
(Idid, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)
# those horsies
roxxors my boxxors next to my foxxoing foxxors!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)
# I've seen a boxing match

any excuse for a pea roast
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:27, archived)
# subtle
(mrpaulo shaving the world, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)
#

One entry found for subtle.


Main Entry: sub·tle
Pronunciation: 's&-t&l
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): sub·tler /'s&t-l&r, 's&-t&l-&r/; sub·tlest /'s&t-l&st, 's&-t&l-&st/
Etymology: Middle English sutil, sotil, from Middle French soutil, from Latin subtilis, literally, finely textured, from sub- + tela cloth on a loom; akin to Latin texere to weave -- more at TECHNICAL
Date: 14th century
1 a : DELICATE, ELUSIVE b : difficult to understand or perceive : OBSCURE
2 a : PERCEPTIVE, REFINED b : having or marked by keen insight and ability to penetrate deeply and thoroughly
3 a : highly skillful : EXPERT b : cunningly made or contrived : INGENIOUS
4 : ARTFUL, CRAFTY
5 : operating insidiously
- sub·tle·ness /'s&-t&l-n&s/ noun
- sub·tly /'s&t-lE, 's&-t&l-(l)E/ adverb
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:05, archived)
# I think it almost fits with 1a
I didn't see it for a minute. And now kind of wish I hadn't.
(checkers, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:07, archived)
# strewth
what is happening?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:06, archived)
# A flying Stavros
in the background?
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:06, archived)
# They're all gay
or is it just the two at the back.
Nice blue UFO in the sky there.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:07, archived)
# aha!
sneaky blue cloud misdirection going on there!

*tickle tickle*
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:08, archived)
# ha ha
i was lookin at the blue cloud
(Jane-is-happy, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:15, archived)
# Aww it's hungry

Click for Tedmus' Orginal
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)
# ROCK ON
and other messages of "yay"
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)
# hehehe!
stop teasing!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)
# hehe
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)
# hehhehe
arf
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)
# aww bless
it keeps missing the bananananananas though
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:01, archived)
# fabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! HickyVicki, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:03, archived)
# haha...
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:05, archived)
# I didn't shop it....
But I'm wishing I had!!! How gross!!!


(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:55, archived)
# please
only post images you've made yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:56, archived)
# and host your self
though I think google can probably take it
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:57, archived)
# www.uglypeople.com
surely
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)
# I think it is the thmbnail that google makes
and hosts but I could be wrong
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)
# yeah
i belive it's in googles cache, but a bad habit either way
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:01, archived)
# ahhh yes
no @ in the link, you are correct
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)
# right!
I knew I had seen it somewhere....
(I helped save b3ta! HickyVicki, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:02, archived)
# the
" www.uglypeople.com/uglymen/section.images/up-men-00291.jpg "

in the url didn't give you any clues then?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:03, archived)
# yep - that was the biggest clue
;)
(I helped save b3ta! HickyVicki, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)
# he/she says they didn't make it
and it's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:57, archived)
# still
linky/hosting yourself is best, google can take it no doubt, but not everyones sites can.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)
# ahhh
didn't notice it was leached
I saw all the gobbledygook and thought it was MSN
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)
# ok sorry
wont post it then :)
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)
# just change it to a link
images.google.com/images?q=tbn:yOK-JqEMtKQC:www.uglypeople.com/uglymen/section.images/up-men-00291.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)
# <img src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:yOK-JqEMtKQC:www.uglypeople.com/uglymen/section.images/up-men-00291.jpg"/>
post that
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:56, archived)
# that hasn't worked
but before you edit it, make it into your average link
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:57, archived)
# bloody cant bloody well do it
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:57, archived)
# <img src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:yOK-JqEMtKQC:www.uglypeople.com/uglymen/section.images/up-men-00291.jpg"/>
copy and paste that into your post. hit the "edit" thingy
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)
# no ididnt do it myself..
everyone is telling me to shop something so i was looking for a picture to do something to and saw it and couldnt resist :)
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)
# again
if you see a picture you like but don't change it in anyway you should just post the link, that way people can decide if they want to click or not
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:02, archived)
# OK
I have learnt from my mistake!
Ta for the advice....now everyone hates me :S
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:03, archived)
# no not really
if you do it again after everything we've told you, then we'll hate you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:05, archived)
# awww we don't hate you!
just find something nice (like a penguin or a polar bear) and make it do something.. like steal cheese o.O;


edit: oh! shop it, don't go to the north pole -.-;

edit2: you can find gud piccies from google.co.uk's image section
(TeHsPrOuT, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:40, archived)
# DONT TAKE
THE PISS OUT OF ME.

I am fed up of having my dating pictures thrown around the web like a cheap hooker...

... sniffing glue.
(doktored, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:01, archived)
# you shouldn't
put your picture on the web!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:03, archived)
# wanted
one human brush to take care of me.
is that not too much to ask?


ps.

I have been hugely unsuccessful at doing work today. I have applied for jobs, updated my webshite, designed a t-shirt but not present up the shite i was meant too. Damn this infernal procrastination.
(doktored, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:05, archived)

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