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#



it turns out i can't be bothered to make the second film. (unless people request me to, which i doubt) therefor i thought i'd create the dvd of the first.
for those who don't have a clue what i'm on about check the second film in my profile.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:21, archived)
# heh heh heh
sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:23, archived)
# You must enter a subject.... idiot
Steel Magnolias, Officer and a gentleman and any number of other atrociously sentimental films

making this made me hungry....
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:15, archived)
# Yum!
Chips peas and faggots suddenly seems like a very good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:16, archived)
# Is that fish though?
:)
(DMQOB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:17, archived)
# Yes
But I don't fancy fish now, I want some faggots.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:17, archived)
# And it's your birthday
so you should be sipping bacardi.
(DMQOB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:18, archived)
# and you know
we don't give a watermelon that it's your birthday
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:23, archived)
# I am surprised no-one has picked you up on your desire for a faggot
well, It is be nice Wednesday.
Maybe everyone here is a Brit or familiar with that particular (orrible) foodstuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:24, archived)
# I'm also
quite amazed by this.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:25, archived)
# Brains
mmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:25, archived)
# Theres
always room for faggots
(I helped save b3ta! Beejay Proper old bastard, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:27, archived)
# vomit laying by a fish
is this whats known as mindpiss?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:17, archived)
# Are you american?
is that why you do not know the joys of mushy peas?
(DMQOB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:17, archived)
#
i refer you to the charming portrait of our guest Mr G. Bush further down the page in answer to your question. Actually I don't like any kind of pea.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:19, archived)
# But mushy is greeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaat!
Except when it is cold and in sandwiches
ala Sunderland
(DMQOB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:21, archived)
# mushy peas = yum!
BAKED BEANS = KINKY NIGHT IN WITH THE MISSUS
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:22, archived)
# Eh?
Not even cheesy ones?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:21, archived)
# No, I'm afraid not
If someone else had said "vomit laying by a fish" at exactly the same time, that would be mindpiss.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:18, archived)
# it would also
be rather suprising!
(jakeohoho, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:20, archived)
# ooh.
i am still vaguely new to the board, joining it after regarding the competitions for about a year. so i don't know everything yet. :P
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:21, archived)
# pffffft
punnage
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:17, archived)
# hmm...
I'm sorry I don't get it....

but that's nobody's fault but my own.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:18, archived)
# mushy peas
as in mushy peas
(jakeohoho, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:22, archived)
# Oh DEAR GOD
I've lost it. I'm going to go stick my head in an oven now.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:31, archived)
# Pssssssst...
it doesn't work with electric ovens.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:33, archived)
# i'm pretty sure
you can make out a monster shape from those peas!
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:18, archived)
# someone's been hiding in the breadmix

(Tvit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:12, archived)
# Is it me?
/futurama
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:13, archived)
# futurama is great
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:14, archived)
# Bad news everyone!
They've taken it off of the air. I feel so cheated.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:17, archived)
# this isn't very up to date news
(1, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:17, archived)
# Hey
Bite my shiny metal ass!

It's new news to me, because they were still playing it on Sundays at 7:00 here until two weeks ago.

I feel so crushed.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:21, archived)
# if you have video winamp action
there's about 4 streams

mmmmm streams
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:20, archived)
# well spluh
(1, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:17, archived)
# I concur
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:17, archived)
# I used to have a flatmate
who always had bread that fucking looked like that!
(DMQOB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:14, archived)
# its the breadbin shroud
(couldn't come up with better pun on spur of moment)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:14, archived)
# dont worry
its was quite good
(Tvit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:14, archived)
# looks a bit moldy
but nothing too nasty for my dog
(GeekyBill, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:14, archived)
# Has anyone tried that bread from sainsburys
that is supposed to last a week?

It's a ripoff- mine lasted me 2 days


/Viz
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:18, archived)
# why
did you eat it all?
(jakeohoho, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:36, archived)
# i knew we shouldn't have switched to granary.
i sensed evil from the day mum popped it into the trolley!
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:15, archived)
# There was a power cut at KwikSave today
and so it was closed. The little people inside just moped about for a bit putting boxes in cages. I think they were worried about them escaping what with the lack of electricity and everything.

On an unrelated note I think this would be handy down a mine if there was a power cut. Perhaps this could lead to underground Kwiksaves. Shotgun the patent.





(Tarquin., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:12, archived)
# my head just exploded
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:13, archived)
# KILL IT!
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:13, archived)
# Underground Kwik Save?
As in black market?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:15, archived)
# jesus
imagine getting crapped on by one of those!
eugh!
(jakeohoho, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:22, archived)
# Good point well made
That'll be why they don't use them down the mines then. I don't reckon you'd find many pooper scoopers down there.
(Tarquin., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:29, archived)
# Someone *asked* me do it, OK? It's not my fault.


Isn't he great though?
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:11, archived)
# hehehehe
i like that!
wooyay!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:11, archived)
# surely thats a teet not a johnny?
woo yay


(incidentally teet is a very satisfying word)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:12, archived)
# teat
and yes, yes it is.

mind the teats, vicar.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:12, archived)
# hm...
(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:12, archived)
# Ah,but yours doesn't have eyes, does it?
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:14, archived)
# what in the watermelon is going on?
not as funny as the other one.
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:13, archived)
# I'm sorry.
I only post things here if they make you laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:14, archived)
# In every generation there is a chosen one
She alone must stand against vampires, demons and the forces of darkness. She is the slayer.

I think we've picked the wrong generation.
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:06, archived)
# arf... thats grand
you seem much nicer than yesterday woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:06, archived)
# it's conformity
they start off as rebellious free spirits, but we grind 'em down into kitten-loving mental cheeseshelves.
(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:09, archived)
# woo!
i likes
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:07, archived)
# heheh
i like that
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:08, archived)
# very! very! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:11, archived)
# Now there's some mindpiss ...
A while back I downloaded several Miffy source pics and had a bit of a go at doing that. Never got round to finishing it mind.

Nicely done that man (and nice fontage too).
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:15, archived)
# i can pretty much say
it's a much better effort than my Batman Scoop.
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:19, archived)
# i return
_very_ briefly to "woo" that picture as it made me chuckle.

Woo

that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:29, archived)
# Brr-rr-rrrr...

...getting cold around these parts
[edit]he had cold feet, added booties :)
(byebye, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:00, archived)
# How does it fly?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:01, archived)
# Terrible!
Um, i mean...
(Neville Squamous, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:01, archived)
# ha
you got there first
(Tvit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)
# Auto-F5
pays off again
(Neville Squamous, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:04, archived)
# auto-F5?
opera?
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# Like
a rock
(byebye, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:02, archived)
# i can fly!
(moose monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)
# downwards....
(moose monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:04, archived)
# right up to the sky?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:04, archived)
# I work with someone
who was inside Chuckles the Monkey when he started walking around (when she was younger).
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:27, archived)
# That's not flying,
that's falling with style.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:04, archived)
# the trick is... to fall overand miss the ground
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:06, archived)
# arrghh
headfuck!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:06, archived)
#
u have to be so realistic? :p
(Panda, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:06, archived)
# Just don't ask
what he lands like ;p
(byebye, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)
# hahahah!
i like the boots!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)
# nice edit
more clothes! balaclava? bobble hat? duffel coat? Woosome pic, regardless
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:11, archived)
# racist piano

(Tvit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:00, archived)
# woo + yay
nice gag!
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:01, archived)
# is it possiblt for a piano to be racist?
they haven't even developed the lowest levels of awareness, let alone any ability to differenciate between itself and others.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:01, archived)
# Yeah, treat them as if
they're sub-human, why don't you, you racist pig?
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)
# This reminds me of a poem (read as if jamaican)
'If Tzaicochski mix black key with white key,
is is Half-Caste syponeeeeeeeeeeee!'
(Cockfosters!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)
# Half-caste
by John Agard I believe. I like that poem.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# YES!
we listened to it on tape... Its really funny although it shouldnt be
(Cockfosters!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:09, archived)
# nice
its called Half-Caste by John Agard
(Tvit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# I win!
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:06, archived)
# Under new political correctness laws,
it's now Culturally Selective.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)
# Surely


is Culturally Selective, while


Is Racist


Why was yours a jpeg?
It weighs in at 3822, while mine are 846 each...
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:12, archived)
# excellent
(Tvit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:13, archived)
# Most people don't have a clue what to use for what type of post
Me, I use jpeg from stills, gif for animations. I don't know any better.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:14, archived)
# quick and dirty


big. really big.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)
# arf!
took me a while!

woo by the way
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:59, archived)
# woo
(Tvit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:00, archived)
# Nope
Pass. Anything with "headfuck" in the title is usually lost on me, seeing as my head is too fucked to get fucked any more.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:00, archived)
# make it bigger
that's how I got it :)
(DMQOB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# yeah
the small doesn't really work.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:06, archived)
# but then
neither does the big
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:07, archived)
# Blimey.
Consider my head fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:11, archived)
# i don't see it yet
but when i do i suspect i'll chortle muchly


edit: yargh headfuckage
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:00, archived)
# I..I dont..
I dont get it? :(

/edit! Huzza! I got it! I am not stooppidd after all!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:01, archived)
# keep looking
no real gag, just a bit of a brain confuddliser
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)
# nice!
you fucked my head hard!
(Cockfosters!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:01, archived)
# oh i get it...
meh...
(moose monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:02, archived)
# Is that
a telephone box in the far corner?
(Neville Squamous, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaah!
woo.
(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:04, archived)
# please explain
i just don't see anything.
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:04, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/2359151
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# took me forever
I was looking for the shark + helo
(rwsab, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)
# so what am i looking for
Status Quo?
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:11, archived)
# LOOK AT THE BRIDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
must remember it's be nice wednesday

*walks off muttering*
(DMQOB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:20, archived)
# I found the shark,
where's the helicopter?

This won't win any awards!
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:20, archived)
# Good old UK security
(I helped save b3ta! COCKLES, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:57, archived)
# just a tip
you probably should've have blurred Bin a bit.
I give a 0.6 on the woometer.
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:59, archived)
# Brian Sewell
for the 21st century.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:59, archived)
# is that
the comedian impersonator, or the real thing??
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:00, archived)
# You know who....


Must have been done 503422765 times but what the hell...
(I helped save b3ta! Katayclysm, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:56, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:57, archived)
# what in the hell
i have never seen anything like that before
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:57, archived)
# bloody hell
thats a bit good!!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)
# How did you do that?
's good.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)
# with...
Corel Draw.
(I helped save b3ta! Katayclysm, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:08, archived)
# hoo ray for the USA


nice one BTW very well done
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)
# That's really woo
politics, current events, satire. But sod all that, that's a great picture. Yay to you
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)
# what did you make that in?
it's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:59, archived)
# Your style is amazing
and your hummus meter is full.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:02, archived)
# wow
tremendous work.

woo yay to you
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:07, archived)
# An apology to AmazonGirl
I'm sorry I made fun of your picture.
It's very nice. I just didn't see it in the right way beforehand.
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:55, archived)
# don't be a cock
in future (or in the present)


edit: anyway i think she left an hour ago
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:56, archived)
# DON'T WASTE THREADS!!!!!!
please , i would really appreciate it
(moose monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:56, archived)
# oh leave him alone
hitsnly a thread who cares about it
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:57, archived)
# Hmm.
You remind me of a story I once heard where there was a pot, and it called a kettle black.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:57, archived)
# and the kettle called in david blunkett
and the pot went to jail for a very very long time
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:59, archived)
# Remember
it's be nice wednesday
(DMQOB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)
# that's nice,
very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:59, archived)
# a gentle hint
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:01, archived)
# The eyes are the window of the soul
(I helped save b3ta! COCKLES, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:50, archived)
# Remember...
...guilty until proven musically irrelevant innocent.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:51, archived)
# in the UK it's the other way round isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:52, archived)
# Not
when there's a celebrity involved.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:54, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:55, archived)
# yup musically irrelevant until proven guilty
(hence why i've been buying up old jonathon king records)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:54, archived)
# Yuck
yuck
yuck
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:51, archived)
# poor mikey...
anyways, HA!
(moose monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:52, archived)
# Yes
I read on Ceefax, Entertainment News: Police Issue Warrant For Jackson's Arrest. But that was a typo.
It should have read Entertaining news
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:54, archived)
# Riposte from the wee hours

/edit; -how rude of me ;Woo for the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:54, archived)
# I always think
someone who has his own theme park and his own zoo should never be trusted around children, especially as in my day we were told to avoid someone offering you a Polo
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:56, archived)
# Ernest remembered leaving the party but after that...................................
nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:47, archived)
# aww
he looks so forlorn
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:48, archived)
# hee hee!
party animal!
(moose monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:49, archived)
# hahaha
that's great!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:48, archived)
# Good old Ernest
his memory may be jogged when his friend Miriam Giraffe says she's pregnant
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:50, archived)
# yay!
relevant pearoast:
Eric knew he had to quit drinking...
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:52, archived)
# Oh yes
I've had many a night like that!

Wooyay to the pic :)
(darkwavepunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:53, archived)
# Brilliant!
That's just ace!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:23, archived)
# He-e-e-e-e-e-e-re's Johnny!



Well, I sniggered when I thought of it. It's rare that I am this sad.

(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:46, archived)
# ha ha ha
(Tvit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:47, archived)
# What a coincidence!
I sniggered too! Woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:47, archived)
# Grooooooooooan
Still chuckled though ;)
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:48, archived)
# I can think
of at least one more 'here's jonny' if it hasnt already been done...
(Neville Squamous, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:48, archived)
# Go on!
A huge condom squeeeeeeeeezing through the door. I dare you.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:48, archived)
# i have to admit
that was the first thing i thought of
(I helped save b3ta! SteelPriest, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:50, archived)
# you're dirty.
you're bad...
(moose monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:50, archived)
# was viewing page through pornolize
wondered what on earth this could have said originally...

no change. odd.
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:54, archived)
# Heeeres Johnny!!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:56, archived)
# HOORAY!
hee hee! shiney!
(moose monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:48, archived)
# .

(Tvit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:45, archived)
# wtw is emo
(1, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:46, archived)
# ah i see
emo - is dodgy punk
www.fourfa.com/
(Tvit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:46, archived)
# ...What The Watermelon?
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:48, archived)
# your thinking of nemo
which is the joke
alas
(Tvit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:49, archived)
# Feeling foolish,
I edited my post.
Your reply shows how foolish I was.
alas
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:52, archived)
# ;)
(Tvit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)
# Give the man his prize
a happy baby gorilla
(1, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:50, archived)
# cheer up, emo kid
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:47, archived)
# yup
emotional music isn't hard to find because ALL MUSIC IS EMOTIONAL YOU WHINY zeppelin. I don't dislike the music, it's the genre name I find redundant.

btw, I like the graffiti fish in the background.
(GeekyBill, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:48, archived)
# hmmm
just notice the auto-edit. So we can't say zeppelin or other 4 letter words?
(GeekyBill, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:50, archived)
# I concur
same goes for 'Indie' music.
(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:51, archived)
# Can someone please do
Funding Elmo? Involving prossies, and Elmo (from Sesame Street or Brush Strokes, not fussed) only I can't be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:49, archived)
# Fake Badgers? Preposterous notion.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:40, archived)
# hehehe
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)
# woo & yay!
woo! yay! woo! yay!
(moose monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
# calllllllm
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)
# what you say?
???
(moose monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:44, archived)
# calm
relax.

remember to breathe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:44, archived)
# narrg!!!
WOO!YAY!WOO!YAY!WOO!YAY!
(moose monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:47, archived)
# *loads gun*
*fires tranquiliser dart*
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:52, archived)
# ?
Any dilation yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:49, archived)
# 35mm
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:59, archived)
# Got a way to go then
/shuffles off to get hot water & towells*


*Not required, just a way to get the menfolk aout of the way in case they think "ooh! ladies naughty bits..." & get in the way
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:33, archived)
# I
bloody knew it
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)
# that site is all well and good
but it needs a midi of the shake n vac advert
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
# I agree
you must contact their webmaster right now.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)
# marvelous!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
# Hmm...
could they be used to bait badger baiters?
(Neville Squamous, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:44, archived)
# Depends, if you wind them up enough they might.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:45, archived)
# But
what use is angry badger baiter bait?
(Neville Squamous, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:47, archived)
# Because an angry badger baiter bait baits more
angry badger baiters than a benevolent badger baiter bait can bait
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:50, archived)
# But wait!
What if the baited badger baiter baits the badger baiter bait with badger baiter bait bait?

Etc.
(Neville Squamous, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:52, archived)
# hahah! woo!
"You are not pecked in"
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:45, archived)
# woo und yay
(Tvit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:45, archived)
# good
you are good man!!!!
u use photo shop 7.0 right?
i love your work!
(Laban_man, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:22, archived)
# ....
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)
# have you changed anything? ;-P
woo!

nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)
# cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
# go on
tell us how you did it
(Tvit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:46, archived)
# if you had no head
could you still wear turtle necks?
(GeekyBill, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
# try it
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)
# pun coming
sometimes you can just look at a fellow and tell he just needs a little head
(GeekyBill, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:44, archived)
# He decided
to head off to the countryside. Or something.
(Neville Squamous, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:45, archived)

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