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# my wife is the new Tory leadership
On hearing that Children in Need provides days out for kids with parents in prison...

"simple, don't let crims breed!"

(benzanotto, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)
# haha, classic
Social Darwinism, here comes mrs. benzanotto
(rednc, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:20, archived)
# she's from
Pearly
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:21, archived)
# yes, but look at the location.
Do you really want something that HLS have forced marmosets to play..




With shampoo in their eyes?
(benzanotto, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:24, archived)
# and you're telling us this because...
you're being silly?

I once (back in 1998) had a chance to buy shares in eBay's IPO, and I had the money, but decided not to.

100% of FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:25, archived)
# It's not like I'm wasting a thread

(Ellis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)
# Ohh...
I'm kidding, goofball. If I had $99 I'd buy it for you, this I swear, but I am as broke as the day is long.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:36, archived)
# hehe
goofball
(Ellis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:38, archived)
# TJJ
does anyone have Polymer Book installed? (it's a font)
i need it for a 'shop so i dont want to buy it
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:27, archived)
# not
me sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:34, archived)
# can you not
find some samples and copy and paste bits together?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:38, archived)
# i'm having trouble
getting it to transparancyfy properly
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:44, archived)
# i saw one of
those yamaha guitar-synths on ebay. i want one.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:28, archived)
# Those are the best
The cheesiness ratio greatly increases when you start to actually wear a synth
(Ellis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:29, archived)
# They're superb.
Soulwax use the Casio variety. It's rather cool.

assume you mean the one that looks like a guitar with a synth bridge on it rather than a Human League-esk keyboard on a strap.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:31, archived)
# god that would be so gay!
keyboard on a strap rules every time!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:34, archived)
# It was fairly cool really.
Guess you had to be there.

I would like a strap-on synth though. I'm auditioning for an 80s synth pop tribute band this week.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:43, archived)
# Tribute to anyone in particular?
or just synth pop in general?
(Ellis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Even in Roman times...
...alternatives for the horse were being
tried out.
The elephant is well documented,
but less so the tortoise...
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:16, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)
# wahoo
we'll see them units soon on Time Commanders.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)
# meet clive's sister flower.


her real name's doris. clickety big.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:15, archived)
# Yaaaaay, Doris
like... wooooooow dude!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:16, archived)
# tippety top !
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:17, archived)
# blimmin' hippies....
get a job!


w/y!!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:17, archived)
# thats the only cat
that knows where its at
(pikey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:23, archived)
# apparently,
she took the viginity of James the Cat
(benzanotto, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:25, archived)
# Very nice.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)
# Totally
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:20, archived)
# yaaaaaay!
lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:22, archived)
# haha
she's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)
# She's the one who corrupted Henry's Cat.
(Tarquin., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:32, archived)
# Unlucky Dave - Episode 2 : Lottery
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:14, archived)
# aaaaw
poor Dave!





ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:16, archived)
# Aww, poor Dave
bless his little heart!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:17, archived)
# hahahaha
that`s brill! where`s episode 1?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:17, archived)
# Yo
you remind me by your very presence to get that mp3 sorted now.

www.koit.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/dave1.gif
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:25, archived)
# woo to that
and double woo to the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:35, archived)
# but he's still won shit loads of money!
at least he's not as unfortunate as poor pengy

and sorry, but TJ request:
would anyone have a copy of Polymer Book installed? i need it for a 'shop
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:17, archived)
# But
his ticket's burned up... how's he going to claim?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:22, archived)
# oh yeah
didnt notice that
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:28, archived)
# Oh Dave...
...I feel your pain.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:17, archived)
# why are you
a fucktard extraordinaire today?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)
# now
come on ladies - play nice


(nothing like somebody trying to calm a situation by being patronising to kick things off!)

fight! fight! fight!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:35, archived)
# hahaha !
qualiteh !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:18, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
poor old dave. chin up mate!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:18, archived)
# Hehehe
Poor Dave
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)
# aww...
shame...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:21, archived)
# ha haa ha!
that's wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:28, archived)
# that
made me laugh out loud and that made my cat jump
(I helped save b3ta! Paintmash, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:30, archived)
# All i have to say is....
Pfft to the MAX
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:14, archived)
# Fucking brilliant my dear fellow
yep
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:15, archived)
# How did I know it was
a Tedmus pic?
before I saw the name
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:15, archived)
# because of the fucking great big tag?



well edited
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:16, archived)
#















*regains power of speech*
wooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:15, archived)
# Class....
Just.....class.....
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:15, archived)
# it just get better and better
with every post. w/y/h.

p.s. where can i buy one?
(I helped save b3ta! SleazyMole Finally has an Icon WOO!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:15, archived)
# flippin'
stunning!!
(again)
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:15, archived)
# i duno...
its not THAT good really...
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:16, archived)
# Hahahahaha
hahahaha...*catches breath*...hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:17, archived)
#
forgot the "/sarcasm"
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)
# Fair enough
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:21, archived)
# dont dis the larrot
*SLAP*
(I helped save b3ta! SleazyMole Finally has an Icon WOO!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:18, archived)
# Wow
That's got to be one of the best I've ever seen, and the others were fantastic to begin with
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:17, archived)
# Class as ever!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:17, archived)
# woo
that`s class! love the colourage
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:17, archived)
# top
colourosity
(pikey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:20, archived)
# hahahaha
top word that!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:22, archived)
# blimey!
that's a bit special even by your standards ted!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)
# delightful...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:20, archived)
# I would
...


Err, didn't mean to say that out loud.
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Actor for hire

Amphibian actor available. Suited to older (lizard) men roles. Own hair, nails and scales. Equally at home on land or in water
(Ivor BiggerBrassHand, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:12, archived)
# I shall certainly
MONITOR his progress...
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:14, archived)
# i see
what you did there.
(rednc, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:18, archived)
# Well
I thought that was a funny pun even if no-one else did...
(myrtle_t_tyrtle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:18, archived)
# Y'know
I reckon Sharon is just after a new handbag. Once she's finished with him it's chop, stitch, Gucci...
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:21, archived)
# ok
the rest of my office now thinks i'm insane, thanks to you.
(rednc, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:23, archived)
# My purpose
has been served. Time to go back to the orifice.






/help...
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:40, archived)
[challenge entry] P.I.M.P.


(repost)
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)
# That Children in Need
Doctor Who skit was rather nice:)
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)
# how rare
without any knowledge of that taking place, I'm on a Doctor Who site right now
(Ellis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:10, archived)
# Ohhh
Which one?

Is it the one with that new animated series?
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:15, archived)
# just looking randomnly at pictures
Then I downloaded the theme. Didn't know about the new series in 2005.

Oooh, I also finally downloaded Doctoring the Tardis..."Doctor Whoooo"
(Ellis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:17, archived)
# I will no longer comment on CiN
as I have views no one else shares
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:12, archived)
# You'd be wasting your time arguing anyway
Nothing is sacred on B3ta. Anyway, people who don't like a subject that's being targeted can ignore the posts, or leave for a while.
(Marky-, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:15, archived)
# i don't think that was the problem
i happen to dislike the public spectacle of it, and prefer to give a certain percentage to charity through my firm every month; however, i don't expect you to do the same, and i would always respect your right to make fun of my method of giving (if you can think of one...have at it).
(rednc, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:16, archived)
# I think
the post was relatively tame compared to some of the threads that have been posted! I remember getting rightly annoyed on 4th August (I remember it, cos it`s my birthday) when an argument kicked off
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)
# excellent
you have to share with the late queen mother then, don't you? mine's the day before, i'm not normally a repository of such spectacularly useless information.

anyway...this bandwagon's been on for days, hardly fair to pick out one or two boarders for their transgression...
(rednc, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:29, archived)
# ahh
somebody has to get it in the neck :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:39, archived)
# once i shop the shop the squatty girl
(mixtapes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:02, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:05, archived)
# You've never
garnished accolades?
(mixtapes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:06, archived)
# Arf.
I'm too tired to process higher order thought at the mo. Wind down from a loooooooong week.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)
# well i hope you have a relaxing weekend
i sure hope to . . .
(mixtapes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:20, archived)
# hehehe
it`s like playing Catchphrase
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)
# But without Roy Walker
(Marky-, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:08, archived)
# is that
better or worse?
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:11, archived)
# Five seconds
here we go.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:12, archived)
# It's good
but it's not right
(Marky-, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:12, archived)
# Or Mr Chips
having a wank.

Bestest comedy gameshow moment ever!
(Marwood, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Butcher
(Is it just me?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:02, archived)
# Now that is just wrong.
Woosome, but so, so wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:05, archived)
# yick
yick
yick
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)
[challenge entry] hehe...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:14, archived)
# yick
yick
yick!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:18, archived)
# Bloody Typical

Scatto per Grande
Click for Gallery - will open in new window
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:57, archived)
# i love that movie
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:57, archived)
# Yeah
Dogtanian was great.
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:58, archived)
# Yeah
me too, haven't seen the new one yet, don't think I'll bother. They're remaking Alfie too, is nothing sacred?
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:59, archived)
# wonder how they will do the abortion scene
hmm..
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:01, archived)
# and the bit
where the giant aardvark is lowered down.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:02, archived)
# is the
remake any good?

I hear they`re going to ship "My Hero", that rubbish series to America, with all American actors....

what are they going to call it? "Mork and Mindy"?*

* although Mork and Mindy was brill
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:59, archived)
# as its own movie, it'd be ok
but as a remake its a big puddle of piss
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:00, archived)
# It's an advert for the mini.
If you ignore that it came out of the original, as you say, it was enjoyable. Had some good moments.

Evenin' all! Is Children in need good? I have no telly, so can't watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:04, archived)
# Evenin'
No bothering to watch, for I'm a lazy arse
(Ellis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:06, archived)
# Wotcha.
Why aren't you going to the theatre then? What were you going to go see?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:11, archived)
# I forgot to change my name, its a few days old
The payment for tickets didn't work out, and I was very pissed off, in a way only someone who was looking forward to something for a while, then not going, can be
(Ellis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:13, archived)
# I go to the theatre
EVERY night but that's because I work in one!
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:14, archived)
# what do you do
?
(Ellis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:15, archived)
# I am
a Deputy Stage Manager
(sitting around and waiting for things to go wrong)
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:17, archived)
# ahahahahha.....
i'm tired of a and h. NEW LETTERS

ncncncncncncncncncncncncncncncncncncncncncn
(1, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:59, archived)
# grand.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:59, archived)
# Woo!
A mate of mine saw the French language version of the film and he says that the French for "you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off" translated as something like "it was permissable for you to only remove the doors with force"*.


*or something - may not be entirely true
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:00, archived)
# like when they released Dr. No in Japan as:
"He Doesn't need a Doctor."
(mixtapes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:04, archived)
# Eddie Izzard did a whole
spiel in French about it - but I can`t remember it, only that it happened :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)
# That clearly must be what my mate was banging on about.
Although he does speak French rather well.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:10, archived)
# very nice...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)
# woo !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:15, archived)
# heh heh!
that's fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:30, archived)
# that's
most excellently done
WYH
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:27, archived)
# it's in the eyes man, you can always tell by the eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! clangers, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:55, archived)
# Good eeeeevening
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:56, archived)
# argh
creepy couple

actually been reading the papers (no, it`s not a popbitch comment) - now I don`t know if he/they did/didn`t do it, but it`s really weird to see the way it`s being reported

prosecutor: "so he asked you what?"
pc: "if we thought the girls were alive"
prosecutor: "did you think this was suspicious?"
pc: "definitely"


but I hope that justice is done and all that stuff

</end_rambling>
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:12, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! clangers, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:33, archived)
[challenge entry] They may be small, but they'll break your legs and send you to the bottom of a river.



(Halin, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:49, archived)
# hahaha!
the last one is the classest!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:51, archived)
# Like I say, you got to watch him.
He's dangerous, I tell you. Dangerous.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)
# it's
the mini no-hands that rounds it off.
(Halin, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:55, archived)
# spitzenklasse!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)
# ach
danke sehr, mein Herr!
(Halin, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:54, archived)
# yay family
(b3rl1n, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:56, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:28, archived)
# They do anything for money now
(smoglane!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)
# "some of us believe in charit.........."


woo! :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)
# deleted eh
(1, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:56, archived)
# hmmm.
i noticed that too. especially when i selected "reply" and my answer disappeared. forever.
(rednc, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:58, archived)
# ah
but you spaz through the archive searching thingie, you might still be able to find it

(although I dunno now that this google searcher thing has been plugged in instead)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:01, archived)
# eh, i had no sentimental attachment to it
was just rather astonished when I found that I had replied. and yet not replied. fascinating.
(rednc, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)
# yeah
it`s a bit odd when that happens... but sometimes people post stuff and then think "nah, that`s not right" - like when you post an image you thought was good, and nobody replies and it`s headed to the bottom of the board like a lead balloon :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:13, archived)
# i've noticed
that happening more than usual today...overabundance of posters, dearth of respondents. odd...
(rednc, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:24, archived)
# gah ,
I was enjoying that it made the pic look like it had a lot of replys
(smoglane!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:56, archived)
# *bit of a snippage going on there*
where'd that thread go?
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:57, archived)
# well
either someone remembered free speech, or there's a mod about.
(rednc, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:59, archived)
# nah
the moderators are generally fine and dandy, and believe me I`d be shouting if they weren`t! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:02, archived)
# oh...i know they're very tolerant
i was only suggesting that it might've been because the post was identical to the previous one in content. and it wasn't very fluffy the second time either. but they'd hardly embroil themselves in that normally, i recognize.
(rednc, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:10, archived)
# yeah
unlikely to have been a moderator; probably whoever posted decided to nuke the thread
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:14, archived)
# agreed
was just covering all the bases.
(rednc, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Been Done?

First Photoshop, so be gentle
(I helped save b3ta! 95778132, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:44, archived)
# That's fantastic!
You have to now imagine a stick insect in Fanta colours, as it's on my currently-defunct hosting so I can't actually show you it
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:47, archived)
# 1asphost.com
use it, your problems will be solved.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)
# ta for the advice
but I'll be back with my current host once I've got the dosh next friday.

I have hosting through my isp, I just can't repost or use my main email address for a week.

Which isn't too bad, cos I go away on sunday for a week or so.

/rambling
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahah
hahahahah
hahah
ha
a
(1, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)
# haha...
nice... :)
edit: yay... just seen an article that Berke Breathed is doing a new comic now that the world has got silly again... Bloom County = best cartoon strip ever... Opus is my hero... hurrah hurrah hurrah!
/joyous gibber
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:51, archived)
# great!
yay opus
(b3rl1n, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:57, archived)
# Berke Breathed back?
I was sure he died years ago. May be wrong though.

Bill the Cat rules. Ackackackackthpbt!

(Edit) Obviously I was wrong, The Onion has an interview with him in 2001. That was also after I thought he'd snuffed it.
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)
# You know what I've realised tonight?
I really wish Phil Collins made good music, 'cus he seems such a nice bloke.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:46, archived)
# apart from dumping his wife
by fax, of course
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:46, archived)
# Well, he seems a nice bloke otherwise
Like John Peel, but a little bit dodgy, but still nice.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)
# he is
an excellent drummer
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:49, archived)
# Yes.
See how many drums he has? He's earned them.
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:51, archived)
# He got paid
in drums?
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:58, archived)
# yes,
he`s right up there beside Ringo!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:58, archived)
# i hope you're not suggesting
that ringo was a bad drummer?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:03, archived)
# no
not "bad" exactly....

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:05, archived)
# he was an incredible drummer
it wouldn't have worked with anybody else.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)
# tell you what
I have to agree - I think that technically he`s pretty rubbish; his rhythm is awful a lot of the time, but there`s never been a drummer since who could play in that sort of style without you automatically thinking "Ringo rip-off" and it was definitely a key part of The Beatles` sound

<-- big Beatles fan
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:16, archived)
# it`s
probably a lot easier on the ears than the moaning and whinging when you do it in person...


...unlike phil`s music
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:49, archived)
# He has Tinitus
(ringing in his ears)
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:47, archived)
# Sorry
but some of us find it a very worthy cause and salute the various celebs giving up their time for free to support Children in Need. So shut the fuck up
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:46, archived)
# Quite.
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)
# ooooh
get her!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:49, archived)
# Some of us
would rather not be reminded that we had to scrounge a fiver so I didn't run out of electricity and buy some bread, to go with the only thing left in my freezer (which happened to be sausages).

I'm sure you love the once-a-year chance to appease your conscience by donating, but I don't particularly enjoy being made to feel guilty for having no fucking money to donate.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:50, archived)
# Rock on.
Power to the scroungers.
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)
# damn right!
although I`d have to say I`m 100% guilty of the once a year thing myself... better go and give the kids some money now, considering the amount I spend on bloody cigarettes
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:54, archived)
# The kids would buy cigarettes.
Whaddya gonna do?
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:56, archived)
# hahahaha
:-D

you useless git!!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:57, archived)
# this sort of goes straight to the heart
of the free speech argument. the line's a bit fuzzy...he might not like something you'd happily poke fun at.
(rednc, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)
# hmm...
because perish the thought that we should take some collective responsibility for the wellbeing of others on a full-time basis...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)
# haha
well said.
(rednc, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)
# Some of us already do

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:57, archived)
# and all respect to them
from me, because they sure as hell don`t get it from their paymasters
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:57, archived)
# yip
it`s a sad state of affairs in this country when people are taxed to the hilt, and still have to donate money because the governments have never been able to do their job and do something properly for the people of this country
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:57, archived)
#
...is now stuck on my door.
(Prof_Frink has remembered his username, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello, I'll be your captain on this flight

(Halin, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)
# is he wearing a kevlar vest
or has someone run off with his torso?
(rednc, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)
# heh
yes that's a badly shopped vest
(Halin, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:44, archived)
# is
he expecting terrorist no-hands to appear then?
(rednc, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:45, archived)
# You got to watch him...
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:47, archived)
# the cheeky little bastard
hijacking aircraft & the like.
(rednc, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)
# heh
nice sunglasses!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:45, archived)
# decisions, decisions.
(I helped save b3ta! clangers, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)
# i was waiting for wails of
'nsfw! nsfw'
but it appears i'm to be disappointed.
(rednc, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:44, archived)
# apparently
but then everybodys gone home
(I helped save b3ta! clangers, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:45, archived)
# I do find it rather clever
in a naughty sort of way.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:46, archived)
# yeah
or down the pub. i always forget that on Fridays b/c i'm 5 hours behind the rest of you lot. so hours left at work yet. yuk.

great pic by the way, and fantastic punnage.
(rednc, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:46, archived)
# why thank you sir.
(I helped save b3ta! clangers, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:51, archived)
# the pleasure
is all mine, let me assure you.
(rednc, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:55, archived)
# that`s
because it takes too much effort to see the *woop woop*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:46, archived)
# that
could definitely be the problem.
(rednc, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)
# well, not a problem as such!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:50, archived)
# tut, tut
(fishes mind out of gutter)
(rednc, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Newsmouse

(Halin, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:41, archived)
# Sunshine
mouse...

...almost
(Marky-, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Lazy Bastards, all of 'em.


Reeeeeepost
(Halin, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:39, archived)
# nice pic
but don`t repost in a new thread.... whack it into somebody else`s - there`s nothing like recycling ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:47, archived)
[challenge entry] kitten at work...

a slight revamp of a very early anim...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)
# woo
it jiggles!!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:39, archived)
# industrial pogo to the extreme
or something

hello
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)
# heh
that's most excellent!
(Halin, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)
# yay
fab :)

(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)
# yaaaaaay!
:)
compo?
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)
# Kinky
Devil.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:41, archived)
# hehe...
i do enough mucky pictures without you suggesting my nice innocent kitten at work is doing something kinky ;)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:45, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(yakmonkey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)
# wahey!
we have a Winner!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)

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