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# ha

(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:33, archived)
# it's
llama
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:33, archived)
# unless
dalai
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:33, archived)
# last time i checked
you couldn't make angora sweaters from him
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:34, archived)
# well,
it's just that no-one's tried hard enough.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:36, archived)
# you didn't see me?
there i was with some shears, and he fucking hit me, i thought he promoted peace and non-violence.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:37, archived)
# you
obviously haven't been trying hard enough :P
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:36, archived)
# hooray!
great minds and all
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:37, archived)
# angora sweaters
are made from the wool of angora goats
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:42, archived)
# bloody thought
so.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:43, archived)
# i heard his mam was a goat
and his dad was a llama.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:45, archived)
# !
noted.....ta
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:34, archived)
# :)
for some reason i love your username
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:35, archived)
# oh
ta!!! i like it too :)
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:36, archived)
# but if you knock
Lama into google you do get llama...

OOGGLE helping dyslexics everywhere.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:37, archived)
# What
realy happened...

(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:31, archived)
# germans
love to deploy air biscuits
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:36, archived)
# I love to deploy cluster bombs
from my special head cavity.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:38, archived)
# At least
it gave Led Zeppelin a good album cover
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:43, archived)
# Quick and dirty
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:19, archived)
#
oh you are a dirty one
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:21, archived)
# oh go on then
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:24, archived)
# I've just listened to the whole of
that RSF song.

Too sexy for my hat? Fuck's sake. Where's that knife?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:28, archived)
# if you insist
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:25, archived)
# bloody hell
I have the top search for b3taman and have 1375 reads
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:31, archived)
# while we're at it
www.aowc34.dsl.pipex.com/smallkitten.swf

Lovely random junk. Hurrah for random things i say.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:26, archived)
# hurrah for that one!
=D
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:28, archived)
# !!
Yeah well...Mine have a Dutch File host! Beat that!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:30, archived)
# I'm Loving
your tunes.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:30, archived)
# yay
top notch that is
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:33, archived)
# Ah well
Noone cares for stoned 18-19 year olds humor it seems ):
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:32, archived)
# i like the pointless
information. Very harry hill, which is no bad thing, woo.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:37, archived)
# self-explanatory, really
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:17, archived)
# yaaaaaaaay
I've always wanted to make that anim but never done it
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:18, archived)
# Hehehe
WOO thats brilliant :D :D :D
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:19, archived)
# Woo! you just gotta love the prof.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:38, archived)
# nothing
is too extreme for him, it seems
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:40, archived)
# Ever listen to
Blue Jam perchance?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:11, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:07, archived)
# Stick the little dancing geezers on there
and I think you'll have cracked it!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:09, archived)
# "Clean your fucking teeth" would be a
better message to put on his gloves.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:12, archived)
# I think I must have been away or blind for
that whole "Your face sold here" thing. What is it all about?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:16, archived)
# Very old
bandwagon. Was a one-man one to start with, I believe.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:21, archived)
# was it
just random pictures with the words on then?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:22, archived)
#
Yup.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:23, archived)
# I am now
wiser for my learning

someone should do a bandwagon list so people don't start them again. On another note, who is it who has that gc search, I lost the addy
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:28, archived)
# tweet

I've given google the evening off and headswapped my own photomagraphs
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:06, archived)
# Very
stout and rombust bird table you have sire...
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:19, archived)
# bankrupting me
in peanuts though
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:21, archived)
# You need bigger nuts.
*cough*

As spankily impressive as it is, have you worked out the hummus in that anim
down there....

*points to thread below*
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:24, archived)
# let's try again
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:03, archived)
# you will most certainly
inherit the earth
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:04, archived)
# hee hee hee
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:06, archived)
# That is, quite literally, hot shit.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:06, archived)
# gah!
i just accidently set my textso small i can't read it.
in fact i can't spellcheck this or even see what i am typing.
i was going to ask for help but then i wouldn't be able to read it anyway.,
eveything is so small it sooks like morse code.
HELP MEEEEEE
i don't know what i did.


fixed although i still don't know what i clicked to make it instantly go as small as possible.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:08, archived)
# if you can read this
CTRL + mouse scroll wheel will cure your visual pain.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:10, archived)
# thank you for your support.
i figured out how to increase the type size right before your post.

still confused about what i pressed for supershrinkage.

edit: and that's a neat new trick i had not known.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:12, archived)
# Here's another one.
Pressing F6 highlights the URL in your browser, which saves you moving your hand to your mouse when frantically searching for porn.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:16, archived)
#
got anything on not getting arrested when looking at little children naked?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:19, archived)
# Wear a Geoffrey Durham mask when using a web-cam and
always use PeterMandelsonisabigbumgay as your login. Password is tonyisatwat.
Gordon Brown said I could use his ID as long as I didn't tell anyone.

Oops.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:24, archived)
# sounds simple enough
but i need guns though don't i, y'know to shoot the police?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:28, archived)
# A little known fact is
that policemen are uncontrollably attracted to grey flannel vests. Make sure all your neighbours own at least three of these (give them as Christmas presents perhaps) and the odds are someone will have one hanging on the washing line when the rozzers come round. This will allow you enough time to escape through the paedotunnel.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:32, archived)
# Nope
fine at this end.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:11, archived)
#
i dont understand, where is it landing?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:08, archived)
# see earlier post
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:09, archived)
#
but i dont understand where it lands in that either...
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:10, archived)
# turn your head
sideays
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:13, archived)
# Nope
sideways doesn't help. Either way.

very woosome anim though



*falls offof seat trying upside down*
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:16, archived)
# I think
it's a geyser.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:20, archived)
# A-ha
a sort of Eagle-bidet arrangement...?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:21, archived)
# nope
I still don't see it
mutter mutter naked bloody emperors mumble mumble
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:16, archived)
#
let kill the cunts!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:18, archived)
# is that a dead otter in the
pile?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:20, archived)
# Damned Soul

Galveston, TX
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:02, archived)
# I
adore this.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:15, archived)
# GRAHHH!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:00, archived)
# have you installed
a webcam in my bathroom?
(edit: how wude ... woo to the mash)
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:03, archived)
# didn't you know?
you're a whole new porn sub-genre
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:06, archived)
# *milksnort*
and naked portrait pearoast:
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:08, archived)
# yep, I'm watching your every move
STOP THAT FWAPPING!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:08, archived)
# the doctor says
if I stop it'll fall off
at least that's what I think he said ... I was distracted by the diagrams of ladies winkies on his wall
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:13, archived)
# Now down our way...
...a winky would be the same as a pee pee. Which is why what you said scared me.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:15, archived)
# Apropos fuck all.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:54, archived)
# The best apropos of all.
Very pretty.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:59, archived)
# If I were to tell you it is the Quo
laughing at the twin towers incident would you still think so?
It isn't though.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:03, archived)
# Oooo.
Now you're into philosopy of art, about which I know precisely nowt.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:07, archived)
# Should that
be reminding me of goatse?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:00, archived)
# did you
have to say that and remind us all of the horrors of goatse reminding pictures?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:04, archived)
# The
constant hassle was leading blair to drink...and take on a `glaswegian` accent...edited
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:53, archived)
# GRRRR
GRRRR NO!!!!!! A glaswegian accent!! not scottish. there are many places in scotland, and glasgow isn't one of them!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:58, archived)
# okay okay
glaswegian...i should know the times ive watched rab...and read the books...
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:59, archived)
# oh ignore him
he probably comes from one of the shortbread tin american tourist venues

*runs*
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:00, archived)
# fucking scary.....
scary but woo
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:58, archived)
# Talk about crap...
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:51, archived)
# i like it
he has it all to himself, lucky kitty.

boing!
boing!
boing!
boing!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:04, archived)
# awwww
hope his paws don't puncture the rubber
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:04, archived)
# ello

edit: yahoowie! FP!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:45, archived)
# wooooooooo
I want one!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:58, archived)
# Woo for Bernie Clifton shoppism
And yay to keep the woo company.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:03, archived)
# I piss on your mind
but not on your chips

woo for berni, more of this kind of thing
(, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 3:15, archived)
# how the hell
did this seamless piece of twonk make it onto the FP?
it's not even funny.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 12:14, archived)
# sorry
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:42, archived)
# Pikeys?
it must be a British thing...
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:46, archived)
# Yes, yes it is
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:49, archived)
# hahaha.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:57, archived)
# hello you
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:56, archived)
# Hello sir!
I got my gate pass to the Big D, wanna take your family?

(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:00, archived)
# ooooo that sounds good
can I check and give you a date(s) I'd like? How long do you have it for?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:03, archived)
# I believe that
one day, charvs will become an urban myth. Nobody will ever believe that they existed- except for long-lost photographs hidden in the depths of time- or burnt due to the fact that they actually have charvs in them.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:46, archived)
# about 700,000
years from now. It'll be like "the Time Machine" but with chavs
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:48, archived)
# Charlton Heston
will dig up a burberry baseball cap, fall to his knees and cry "Damn you! God damn you all to hell!"
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:52, archived)
# i think this movie could be more fitting
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:18, archived)
# ok you fuckers.
what is a charve and what is a chav?

edit: wow. what a wellspring of information you guys are today!
thank you!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:53, archived)
# Basically,
it's middle class Brits being snotty about working class Brits.
[edit] No difference between the two. They also get called pikeys, scallies, townies, kevs and an assortment of other names.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:55, archived)
# www.urbandictionary.com
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:56, archived)
# oh and not worthy of its own thread
but in reponse to my self portrait paintmash the missus said she could do a better one pffft:

(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:57, archived)
# I would
Does she have an evil twin?
And is that kryptonite she's got round her neck?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:59, archived)
# she doesn't have a twin but is evil
the green thing round her neck is green amber which I refer to as "that piece of plastic"

/edit off home now
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:01, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:56, archived)
# this might inform you
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:57, archived)
# I wish it were true.
They do however breed at an alarming rate.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:58, archived)
# You'd think that putting contraceptive vending machines in pubs
would naturally curb their numbers.
Perhaps we need to install the machines next to the alcopop section of off-licences.
(I saw a reference a while ago to a proposed scheme to stop chav breeding by putting contraceptive drugs into Sunny Delight. Might work...)
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:06, archived)
# What do you think?
Could you check this out and tell me what you think? Maybe give me a few pointers?
Teenage Dirtbag
Thnx
PoorDoggie
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:39, archived)
#
fucking lurkers, its always the lurkers
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:40, archived)
# what is it this time?
are they stealing your gnomes again?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:41, archived)
#
they take pictures of me in the shower
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:42, archived)
# with your
gnomes?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:43, archived)
#
...with my penis gnomes
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha
I quite like it!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:40, archived)
# its alright
the animals look like they're spacking out though more than playing
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:42, archived)
# hmmmm
pointers.

1, get your own idea

2, if you really cant manage that, at least get them to sing a decent song.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:43, archived)
# harsh
but fair
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:44, archived)
# quite
true those points there
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:46, archived)
# The links on your site don't work.
Shame as the "Some cats united in a choir singing I like Big Butts" link looked like fun
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:46, archived)
# They will.....
The links don't work @ the moment because of a fatal flaw in my website... basically the pages arent there yet!
They will work soon though as I am uploading them now!
PoorDoggie
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:48, archived)
# Goto...
Goto Sir Mix A Lot in 5 mins and it should be there!
Its not too good... the teenage dirtbag one is better!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:51, archived)
# Doesn't matter if it's not good
Still beats my total of ZERO flash animations.

Besides, that song makes me feel funky.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:54, archived)
# just got head fucked
...by the cat spacking it up on the Bass, couldnt watch much passed that.

good tune tho.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:56, archived)
# whee!
I like the hairy arse at the end.
and I love that song.
and your animation is... endearing.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:50, archived)
# It's perfection
don't change it.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:51, archived)
# if your name is PoorDoggie
why are you logged in as Ferretz?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:52, archived)
# multiple personalities?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:56, archived)
#
I can't be bothered to change it!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:56, archived)
# umm...
the drummer has a violently throbbing erection.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:57, archived)
# Well I think
that's rather fun.

Especially the way the cat has human arms.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:06, archived)
# Thnx
v. much
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:19, archived)
# Nnnngh.....ptthhhh.....aaaaagghhh!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:37, archived)
# Took a minute.
But good.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:38, archived)
# Not sure how long it is since you've seen Monsters Inc, but...
I think there's a subtle reference to Radiohead. In the scene where Randall (baddie lizard) is chasing Mike (green eyeball) after he figures out that a human got through the portal, Mike says 'Breathe. Keep breathing.' Exit Music had the same line, and coincidentally is a song about monsters that come and get children during the night.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:34, archived)
# Ok, thanks

(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:35, archived)
# i feel
enlightened
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:35, archived)
# That's nice
now 'shop a picture of that within the next ten minutes or so
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:37, archived)
# ohhh....
I could have told you that, you just had to ask.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:38, archived)
# In the film Gorillas in the mist
You can see Gorillas.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:42, archived)
# like in the song by Gorillaz
which is about mist!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:43, archived)
# and is therefore a reference
to Gorillaz.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:45, archived)
# Exit Music
(For a Film)

The secret's out... it's a conspiracy!!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:52, archived)
# B3-TA



:-) Thankyoo
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:33, archived)
# Funky
And I'm not just saying that.

I'm typing it as well.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:38, archived)
# that last line made me giggle
have a Blessed as par for the course


Pearoasting twunt that I am
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:42, archived)
# DID YOU HEAR THAT?
THEY'VE SHUT DOWN THE MAIN REACTOR!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:56, archived)

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