
you couldn't make angora sweaters from him
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there i was with some shears, and he fucking hit me, i thought he promoted peace and non-violence.
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:37,
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Lama into google you do get llama...
OOGGLE helping dyslexics everywhere.
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:37,
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OOGGLE helping dyslexics everywhere.

Seeing as people are posting badly made Flash movies.. I thought I'd post some too..
home.planet.nl/~schai750/UNCA.swf
home.planet.nl/~schai750/UNCA2.swf
home.planet.nl/~schai750/UNCA3.swf
home.planet.nl/~schai750/UNCA4.swf
home.planet.nl/~schai750/UNCA5.swf
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:21,
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home.planet.nl/~schai750/UNCA.swf
home.planet.nl/~schai750/UNCA2.swf
home.planet.nl/~schai750/UNCA3.swf
home.planet.nl/~schai750/UNCA4.swf
home.planet.nl/~schai750/UNCA5.swf

that RSF song.
Too sexy for my hat? Fuck's sake. Where's that knife?
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:28,
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Too sexy for my hat? Fuck's sake. Where's that knife?

I have the top search for b3taman and have 1375 reads
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:31,
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www.aowc34.dsl.pipex.com/smallkitten.swf
Lovely random junk. Hurrah for random things i say.
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:26,
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Lovely random junk. Hurrah for random things i say.

Noone cares for stoned 18-19 year olds humor it seems ):
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:32,
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information. Very harry hill, which is no bad thing, woo.
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:37,
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I've always wanted to make that anim but never done it
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:18,
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and I think you'll have cracked it!
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:09,
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better message to put on his gloves.
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:12,
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that whole "Your face sold here" thing. What is it all about?
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:16,
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bandwagon. Was a one-man one to start with, I believe.
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wiser for my learning
someone should do a bandwagon list so people don't start them again. On another note, who is it who has that gc search, I lost the addy
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:28,
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someone should do a bandwagon list so people don't start them again. On another note, who is it who has that gc search, I lost the addy


I've given google the evening off and headswapped my own photomagraphs

*cough*
As spankily impressive as it is, have you worked out the hummus in that anim
down there....
*points to thread below*
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:24,
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As spankily impressive as it is, have you worked out the hummus in that anim
down there....
*points to thread below*

in fact i can't spellcheck this or even see what i am typing.
i was going to ask for help but then i wouldn't be able to read it anyway.,
eveything is so small it sooks like morse code.
HELP MEEEEEE
i don't know what i did.
fixed although i still don't know what i clicked to make it instantly go as small as possible.

CTRL + mouse scroll wheel will cure your visual pain.
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:10,
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i figured out how to increase the type size right before your post.
still confused about what i pressed for supershrinkage.
edit: and that's a neat new trick i had not known.
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:12,
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still confused about what i pressed for supershrinkage.
edit: and that's a neat new trick i had not known.

Pressing F6 highlights the URL in your browser, which saves you moving your hand to your mouse when frantically searching for porn.
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:16,
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got anything on not getting arrested when looking at little children naked?
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:19,
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always use PeterMandelsonisabigbumgay as your login. Password is tonyisatwat.
Gordon Brown said I could use his ID as long as I didn't tell anyone.
Oops.
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:24,
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Gordon Brown said I could use his ID as long as I didn't tell anyone.
Oops.

but i need guns though don't i, y'know to shoot the police?
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:28,
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that policemen are uncontrollably attracted to grey flannel vests. Make sure all your neighbours own at least three of these (give them as Christmas presents perhaps) and the odds are someone will have one hanging on the washing line when the rozzers come round. This will allow you enough time to escape through the paedotunnel.
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sideways doesn't help. Either way.
very woosome anim though
*falls offof seat trying upside down*
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:16,
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very woosome anim though
*falls offof seat trying upside down*

I still don't see it
mutter mutter naked bloody emperors mumble mumble
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:16,
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mutter mutter naked bloody emperors mumble mumble

a webcam in my bathroom?
(edit: how wude ... woo to the mash)
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:03,
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(edit: how wude ... woo to the mash)

if I stop it'll fall off
at least that's what I think he said ... I was distracted by the diagrams of ladies winkies on his wall
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:13,
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at least that's what I think he said ... I was distracted by the diagrams of ladies winkies on his wall

...a winky would be the same as a pee pee. Which is why what you said scared me.
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:15,
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laughing at the twin towers incident would you still think so?
It isn't though.
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:03,
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It isn't though.

Now you're into philosopy of art, about which I know precisely nowt.
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:07,
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have to say that and remind us all of the horrors of goatse reminding pictures?
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:04,
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constant hassle was leading blair to drink...and take on a `glaswegian` accent...edited

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GRRRR NO!!!!!! A glaswegian accent!! not scottish. there are many places in scotland, and glasgow isn't one of them!
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:58,
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glaswegian...i should know the times ive watched rab...and read the books...
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:59,
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he probably comes from one of the shortbread tin american tourist venues
*runs*
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:00,
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*runs*

he has it all to himself, lucky kitty.
boing!
boing!
boing!
boing!
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:04,
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boing!
boing!
boing!
boing!

And yay to keep the woo company.
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:03,
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but not on your chips
woo for berni, more of this kind of thing
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woo for berni, more of this kind of thing

did this seamless piece of twonk make it onto the FP?
it's not even funny.
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Thu 12 Feb 2004, 12:14,
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it's not even funny.

I got my gate pass to the Big D, wanna take your family?
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:00,
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can I check and give you a date(s) I'd like? How long do you have it for?
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:03,
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one day, charvs will become an urban myth. Nobody will ever believe that they existed- except for long-lost photographs hidden in the depths of time- or burnt due to the fact that they actually have charvs in them.
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:46,
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years from now. It'll be like "the Time Machine" but with chavs
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:48,
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will dig up a burberry baseball cap, fall to his knees and cry "Damn you! God damn you all to hell!"
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:52,
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what is a charve and what is a chav?
edit: wow. what a wellspring of information you guys are today!
thank you!
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:53,
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edit: wow. what a wellspring of information you guys are today!
thank you!

it's middle class Brits being snotty about working class Brits.
[edit] No difference between the two. They also get called pikeys, scallies, townies, kevs and an assortment of other names.
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:55,
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[edit] No difference between the two. They also get called pikeys, scallies, townies, kevs and an assortment of other names.

but in reponse to my self portrait paintmash the missus said she could do a better one pffft:

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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:57,
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Does she have an evil twin?
And is that kryptonite she's got round her neck?
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:59,
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And is that kryptonite she's got round her neck?

the green thing round her neck is green amber which I refer to as "that piece of plastic"
/edit off home now
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:01,
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/edit off home now

They do however breed at an alarming rate.
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:58,
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would naturally curb their numbers.
Perhaps we need to install the machines next to the alcopop section of off-licences.
(I saw a reference a while ago to a proposed scheme to stop chav breeding by putting contraceptive drugs into Sunny Delight. Might work...)
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:06,
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Perhaps we need to install the machines next to the alcopop section of off-licences.
(I saw a reference a while ago to a proposed scheme to stop chav breeding by putting contraceptive drugs into Sunny Delight. Might work...)

Could you check this out and tell me what you think? Maybe give me a few pointers?
Teenage Dirtbag
Thnx
PoorDoggie
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:39,
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Teenage Dirtbag
Thnx
PoorDoggie

the animals look like they're spacking out though more than playing
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:42,
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pointers.
1, get your own idea
2, if you really cant manage that, at least get them to sing a decent song.
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:43,
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1, get your own idea
2, if you really cant manage that, at least get them to sing a decent song.

Shame as the "Some cats united in a choir singing I like Big Butts" link looked like fun
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:46,
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The links don't work @ the moment because of a fatal flaw in my website... basically the pages arent there yet!
They will work soon though as I am uploading them now!
PoorDoggie
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:48,
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They will work soon though as I am uploading them now!
PoorDoggie

Goto Sir Mix A Lot in 5 mins and it should be there!
Its not too good... the teenage dirtbag one is better!
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:51,
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Its not too good... the teenage dirtbag one is better!

Still beats my total of ZERO flash animations.
Besides, that song makes me feel funky.
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:54,
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Besides, that song makes me feel funky.

...by the cat spacking it up on the Bass, couldnt watch much passed that.
good tune tho.
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:56,
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good tune tho.

I like the hairy arse at the end.
and I love that song.
and your animation is... endearing.
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:50,
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and I love that song.
and your animation is... endearing.

that's rather fun.
Especially the way the cat has human arms.
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:06,
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Especially the way the cat has human arms.

I think there's a subtle reference to Radiohead. In the scene where Randall (baddie lizard) is chasing Mike (green eyeball) after he figures out that a human got through the portal, Mike says 'Breathe. Keep breathing.' Exit Music had the same line, and coincidentally is a song about monsters that come and get children during the night.
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:34,
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now 'shop a picture of that within the next ten minutes or so
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:37,
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(For a Film)
The secret's out... it's a conspiracy!!
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:52,
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The secret's out... it's a conspiracy!!

have a Blessed as par for the course

Pearoasting twunt that I am
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Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:42,
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Pearoasting twunt that I am
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