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[challenge entry] They're Wicked

and very big in Hull
(Dr_Seuss, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:45, archived)
# methinks
thats nastilly evily woo
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:47, archived)
# I would say that
"Ya dobber"
"Ya rocket"
And "ya banger" were lovely expressions to add to your profile list type thing

then again I am big dobber so I dunno
(Jesus, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:51, archived)
# hehe
have you been here?
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:55, archived)
# Yup
What I love is the way it's basically all about what an out and out shithole the place is and then carries ads for hotels in the area.
Do you think the Holiday Inn thought, "Hey I bet this is a great way to bring in punters"?
(Jesus, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 1:02, archived)
# Quite possibly
but I still prefer it to Edinburgh.

It's blatantly honest, but I dunno how many people would actually get put off....
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 1:07, archived)
# Whats
wrong with Edinburgers?

good in the summer tis
(treehugger anti-everything, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 1:11, archived)
# Hmmmmmm
I think it's the people. They're 'different'.

Fuck it - rant!

They all have cleaning jobs and call centre jobs in banks and theyrefor think they work in finance and all drive J reg BMW's and think time is money! time is money! so they never let you out at junctions and they never say sorry in the street coz theyre sooooo important with their finance jobs and and and and and and

edit: they also just want to be part of London and everything London does they copy even the road tolls - they'll be the 1st next people to have city centre tolls even thought the city centre is fractional to London, but theyre the 'Scottish Capital' and so the theyre all so fucking important!!!!!!

edit edit: and what srt of city has only single lane roads coming into it, not even a single dual carriageway near the city centre...... And even then the city centre has no parking spaces and and and

edit edit edit: And theyre all gay
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 1:15, archived)
# Well
If you want to talk about the people- people here (Glasgow) are a bunch of dirty fucking pigs. They throw their shit on the ground, chewing gum, papers, whatever, have the worst diets, drinking/smoking habits in Europe & generally have no self-control or self-respect.
But they get uppity when people in Edinburgh act "superior".
Time for Weegies to wake up - everyone is superior.
I hate the way Glaswegians act as if their city is so great but take no interest in taking care of it or themselves.
They're like fat fucking kids gorging themselves on pies and not caring that they're a fat joke.
And it's nothing to do with poverty, cos I have seen real poverty all over the world, it's to do with a lack of moral backbone.
Goddammit when I am elected president of Scotland things will change - I will be handing out slaps nationwide.


edit/ though people in Edinburgh are, actually, all gay
(Jesus, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 1:29, archived)
# I lived in Edinburgh for a year
I thought it was great, the people were nice, none of the ones I met worked in "finance", actually they all seemed to be biologists. The only thing that got me is the number of young people all after the same jobs, so it's not an easy place to live.

Edit: one bunch of the people I met there were b3tans, who were all nice too.
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 2:08, archived)
# over the moors
take me to the moors
woo
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 1:07, archived)
# Umm
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:44, archived)
# animate...
and go
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:45, archived)
# I think I should.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:48, archived)
# the 'um' is seconded
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:46, archived)
# I was better in my head
never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:47, archived)
# dont get me wrong, it rocks
just...umm
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:48, archived)
# He's not sure
not sure at all..but he's curious. Tentative steps my friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:50, archived)
# nicely made.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:54, archived)
# He's liberated as a cartoon figure.
To join the real world.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 1:04, archived)
# PETA protest gone wrong.
wondering if I should start over or give up on this idea?

(blind corner, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:44, archived)
[challenge entry] the Starship enterprise award for pushing valium and amphetamines?

('tin'tintin, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:42, archived)
# hoho
how long did that take ;)
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:44, archived)
# surprisingly longer than you'd think
have lost the ability to move an image by tiny increments

(anyway I was going to use Michael Caine but carter usm source pics were thin on the ground)
('tin'tintin, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:47, archived)
# coincidentally
one of the carter spin-off bands, Abdoujaparov commences its Australian tour tomorrow
(gamera, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 1:23, archived)
# guess wat i was told earlier...


teasing bitch, i belived her as well
(The city of Metris The city never sleeps, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:41, archived)
# film...no, book....four words...first word....oh, wait, this is hangman, not charades
I seem to get them mixed up. I dont know why.
Do you? Answers on a postcard.
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:42, archived)
# F
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:45, archived)
# plenty of life in that horse yet
down with philliophallic women
('tin'tintin, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:45, archived)
# horses should be hung?
for being useless and evil??
(treehugger anti-everything, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:45, archived)
# but i love horses
wait...that was last month wasnt it?
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:47, archived)
# star wars + i need a poo =

(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:38, archived)
# I work at sainsburys
we don't call it 'J Sainsburys' anymore.
Just plain old 'Sainsburys'.
Jamie Olivers decision, not mine.
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:40, archived)
# Pukka the J
Pukka it HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:41, archived)
# there is something rather sexy
about bruising my face.

slap it like that. just bash the hell out of it really.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:44, archived)
# it shouldn't get bruised
if i pukka the j gently then.....
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:45, archived)
# put the old carrots
in the old bowl with the old cold water
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:47, archived)
# is that so they get the green things on the top
and then grow baby carrots?
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:49, archived)
# i'm pretty damn simple
i'm a little tosser
i'm a little bit wet
i'm not too deep

nice.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:49, archived)
# I'm confused
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:52, archived)
# hang on
i'll upload it..
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:55, archived)
# cassette boy - parker tapes - get it.
www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/cassetteboy-track_09.mp3 450k
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:59, archived)
# And that's kind of it really
chop chop chop chop chop

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 1:03, archived)
# and the best bit?
the album was dodgy in the first place, very limited, so feel free to kazaa/soulseek/whatever it to your heart's content!

(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 1:04, archived)
# I think the all wet bit
or doing me old man, right up the alley, he'll love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 1:06, archived)
# haha
i forgot about that bit!

hehe it's great.

the album has bowie saying "here, i am shitting in a tin can, and i'm farting in a most peculiar wa-ay"

and 98 other class tracks!
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 1:08, archived)
# what album is it?
Amazon/kazaa/begging availability?
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 1:09, archived)
# cassetteboy
the parker tapes

it was a run of 500 only or something - EDIT a little searching and it looks like it is still available:

www.boomkat.com/item.cfm?merchID=8273

boomkat is good for this kind of stuff. (but soulseek is better..)
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 1:13, archived)
# .


bigificate
(John Doe, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:25, archived)
# i need a poo.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:27, archived)
# I've just had one.
I recommend it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:29, archived)
# I just had one
It was a good one.
Though if I need one late on Wednesdays, I generally wait till Thursdays, cos that's when the comics come out and I like to poo while I read them.

edit/ the mind, the piss
(Jesus, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:31, archived)
# I 've got a horrible feeling,
b3ta addicts' turd cycles are synchronising.
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:32, archived)
# gnnnnnnnnhhhhh


/splish

My dog finished my kebab when i wasn't looking, and God is getting revenge through violent sickness. Bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:33, archived)
# Like that ad for Kotex
Where the lady talks about how women who live together have their " monthly visitor" at the same time then goes " Thank goodness for Kotex".
Like -why?
Do they share a fucking fannypad?
What the hell has the start of the ad got to do with the end?
Nothing is the answer.


And I don't mean to boast but I poo every day, sometimes more than once, so it's you mob playing catch-up
(Jesus, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:36, archived)
# good for you son.
well done.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:40, archived)
# Hey it's a good upbringing that's all
.
(Jesus, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:42, archived)
# Well if it's a competition
I'm off to have some laxatives and 8 packets of sugar free polos.
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:42, archived)
#
/runs
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:42, archived)
# Greatest TJ
EVER
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:43, archived)
# and lots of gelatine rich sweeties
yeah
(treehugger anti-everything, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:43, archived)
# I'm
thinking

you pay way too much attention to toiletary habits
(treehugger anti-everything, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:42, archived)
# well
you don't want to miss..
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:52, archived)
# missing
is a guy thing .
ha
(treehugger anti-everything, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 1:04, archived)
# aaah..
so much better.

now i'm hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:33, archived)
# That's lovely.
say, is scary mary here?
(Corn Dog, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:28, archived)
# She's in 4rthur if that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:35, archived)
# lovely,
I hope there are little tiny stormtrooper and TIE fighter sweets that drop out

edit: right, off to bed. nighty night all.
(norumbegan, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:29, archived)
# thats
great
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:30, archived)
# .
my shopping has improved muchly but i still can't animate for shit. i wanted to have him whack it, and then it shoot lasers and fry him
(John Doe, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Poor Broke bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:21, archived)
# Have we started some
sort of demented bandwagon here?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:21, archived)
# Idea struck was all.
Meh.. My stomach aches... gimmie a break.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:24, archived)
# yep.
must have plucked it out of thin air ;)
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:25, archived)
# Now jeff
you KNOW what I meant.

I didn't want to just post a picture of Art Garfunkel with an impossibly huge afro. I wanted to be a bit different.

what I menat was...

oh why the cranberry am I explaining myself to you? Pah!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:27, archived)
# it's a good point
well put. you know i will just rip the pish out of you whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:34, archived)
# Yawn anyone?


A bit big..Fuck you if you think so too.
(Hummus Monster - GOT A BRAND NEW CAR, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:15, archived)
# Jeebus!
What in the world is the deal with all of this malice?

It's grand, just the way it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:20, archived)
# The board is full of
anger and resentment tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:21, archived)
# you
bastard
(norumbegan, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:23, archived)
# why you
little...

*shakes fist at young whippersnapper*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:24, archived)
# This is my..
Fuck you bandwagon picture.
(Hummus Monster - GOT A BRAND NEW CAR, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:23, archived)
# I dunno
I'm quite happy
Though I was just banging yer maw.
(Jesus, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:23, archived)
# You bastard!
I though that was Tom's job.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:25, archived)
# Hey don't blame me
I volunteered on www.mammyshaggers.com




(Jesus, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:27, archived)
# Not a real link incidentally
Ya durty bugers
(Jesus, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:28, archived)
# Blahblahblah, eyes

Flahblah blah I don't like these noodles.
Click Here to smallify.
(funkyballs, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:14, archived)
# Oi..
I've noticed when you listen to When Biscuits go Wrong, it looks like that freak of a man is saying the lyrics.
(Hummus Monster - GOT A BRAND NEW CAR, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:16, archived)
# phil
mitchell?

pays attention to pic, but it sownds lakk phiwwul
(treehugger anti-everything, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:21, archived)
# more like
Fred Dibner actually
(funkyballs, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:26, archived)
# If
only I knew who he was..
(treehugger anti-everything, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:34, archived)
# my
wife
(funkyballs, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:39, archived)
# wooooooooooooo noodles. chance for me to use my new woo-ometer though.
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Restraining order
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:14, archived)
# thatss
funny,

poor jordan
(treehugger anti-everything, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:24, archived)
# hey
thanks
i'm glad you got it
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:25, archived)
# the unfunny
is that there will be new dolls of them...

good pic but.
(treehugger anti-everything, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:36, archived)
# A little social commentary
About 35 years too late
(Fragger, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:11, archived)
# Eh?
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:13, archived)
# They just got a star in the Hollywood Walk of Fame on Feb 7
(Fragger, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:15, archived)
# obviously
not as good as burt reynolds then
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:20, archived)
# They didn't get
one each though.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:20, archived)
# John did
After meeting Chapman
(Fragger, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:27, archived)
# ahahahahah
Quality video
and in no way safe for work
(I helped save b3ta! Shakmaaaaa!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:59, archived)
# saw it on tarrant on tv
a couple of years back. brilliant ad though
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:03, archived)
# hmm
i have ultimate fear about it being g/c but my searchy thang has relented.
(I helped save b3ta! Shakmaaaaa!, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:03, archived)
# its the first time i've seen it on the
net, so woodiddly-oo anyhow
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:04, archived)
# Alas, I was emailed it by a friend at an ad agency in, believe it or not, 2000.
It went viral about then for a while. It's nice to see it back though.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:07, archived)
# Yes... that is awesome.
Might want to add a lyrical NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:03, archived)
# done
i'll also do two pounds of bananas for a pound.
(I helped save b3ta! Shakmaaaaa!, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:04, archived)
# glasscock
but lovely nonetheless

NSFW (if sound is up)
(Corn Dog, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:04, archived)
# Hahaha
Classic stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:05, archived)
# phunamic!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:54, archived)
# The human eye can be a beautiful thing
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:55, archived)
# i don't understand how you people
use the damned source image
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:56, archived)
# The actual original Goatse was not as sick...
it was still sick though. Someone shopped the original sick one and made it sicker I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:57, archived)
# either way
it's still rather sick
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:58, archived)
# Yeah I should seek help.
...
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:59, archived)
# best of luck with that
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:00, archived)
# thats
horrifically woo
but what's it going to be in 5 years time..
(treehugger anti-everything, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:16, archived)
# Yeah
I can't bear to think about it

Never mind zoom it to cut bits out of it...
(I helped save b3ta! Evil|berT is posting post-hummusly, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:59, archived)
# I expect
it's be less bad, zoomed in.
pixels aren't scary, but goatse is.
(norumbegan, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:02, archived)
# After a few times
you just get used to it.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:59, archived)
# kind of like
an acquired taste?
(I helped save b3ta! Evil|berT is posting post-hummusly, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:14, archived)
# I could even say "admiration"
After all, that guy can do something I will never be able to. Unique.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:18, archived)
# It's supposed to be brown, not blue
:P
(Fragger, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:56, archived)
# It scares me
to think what those hands were doing in the original picture.
(what_bus, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:56, archived)
# actually,
they're both the same hand. try and work that one out.
(norumbegan, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:57, archived)
# A good spot.
Two rings. Well...
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:57, archived)
# two?
three rings surely...
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:08, archived)
# Well noticed...
I couldn't be bothered to cut the other one.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:58, archived)
# I expect
it saves wear and tear on your sanity as well. the less time spent looking at the source pic, the better off you'll be.
(norumbegan, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:59, archived)
# Actually...
it's tatooed on the inside of my eyelids.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:01, archived)
# also known as
perma-spong.
(norumbegan, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:02, archived)
# u haven't seen the original
i thought it was a b3tan tradition?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:57, archived)
# No,
I'm pretty new. Plus, I have vaginal widening on the brain today.
(what_bus, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:59, archived)
# well,
keep thinking about that, then move it a little.
now make it a fat sweaty man.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:01, archived)
# Well
that's put me right off my sandwich.
(what_bus, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:01, archived)
# don't click on anything
that mentions goats. ever.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:02, archived)
# I take offense to that.
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:05, archived)
# eeeeeeeh! eeeeeeeeeeeh!
/ned flanders screaming


Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:07, archived)
# I'm
curious now.
(what_bus, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:08, archived)
# that's how it starts
then you'll never be able to quit the same again.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:10, archived)
# Psh.
Goatse's not as bad as everyone makes out.

Now tubgirl, that's a different matter entirely...
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:12, archived)
# good point.
/shivers with fearful memory
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:13, archived)
# Not that I'm saying it's not horrific and disgusting.
It's just not AS horrific and disgusting.
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:14, archived)
# And
youre waiting for soemone to ask ...

eep
(treehugger anti-everything, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:19, archived)
# classic
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:08, archived)
# Don't pretend you don't have days like that.
Oh, hnag on...
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:02, archived)
# Please
Do not encourage another poor soul to see it.
Unless it's an old person, so they can go " I don't understand what it'd supposed to b.... uuuurgh...oh Cyril if you were still alive you could hold me now"
(Jesus, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:03, archived)
# I think everyone should see it.
Desensitise the world!
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:08, archived)
# either that or
put everyone into shock.
(norumbegan, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:19, archived)
# Attempts to confuse your sexual psyche
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:57, archived)
# I would
if I were a large sea urchin with a fetish for black lingerie
(norumbegan, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:01, archived)
# ohh what ohh where is that a
damn where is the good shit.


worked...FUCKER!!
(blind corner, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:24, archived)
# You just gotta love/hate


The goatse.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:23, archived)
# Is that
someone playing peekaboo with a one eyed elephant?
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Been away for a while, so be kind


plus its MSpaint

Edit: I'll just go home shall I?
(Melmite This is a MUMORPUGUH!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:54, archived)
# have a woo for that
and a hug for the edit
(norumbegan, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:10, archived)
# Cheers love
at least someone cares *sniff*
(Melmite This is a MUMORPUGUH!, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:14, archived)
# Can i get a reeeeeeee-wind


Propa BO a'tell Thee!!
(Mr Luke, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:49, archived)
# How rare!
Very rude TJ: I'm writing a scientific report using Word on my Mac (OSX). How can I insert a grad operator symbol (triangle pointing downwards) It's not in the symbol map...
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:53, archived)
# Sellotape.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:54, archived)
# I'm all out selotape
and the last time I stapled somthing it left holes in my screen.
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:55, archived)
# Latex
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:55, archived)
# Don't tease me....
I'll cry like a litle girl.
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:57, archived)
# Seriously - it was for this of reason that I stopped using Word.
I wouldn't wipe my arse with it now. Well, figuratively speaking anyway. Um - MS Equation Editor from the ValuePak? Worth a shout perhaps. You coudl also try and find a maths font thats not Symbol, but I wouldn't know where to look.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:59, archived)
# draw it.
either on t'puter or on t'paper after.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:57, archived)
# Are you using
the right font?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:05, archived)
# hahahaha
thats the funniest thing i've seen in a while
woo
(bigbomba, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:18, archived)
# "Hmm, it seems someone is watching through the spyglass..."



"Ah! Shit, put it down, put it down!"
(what_bus, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:49, archived)
# aaaaaahhh
down before he notices you've listened to his entire conversation!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:50, archived)
# And..
that he's let out all the clues on how to defeat him. He just can't keep his mouth shut, that Lord Fear.
(what_bus, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:51, archived)
# JEFF GOLDBLUM IS WATCHING YOU POOP.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:54, archived)
# So that's
who's hididng behind the pot plant.
(what_bus, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:54, archived)
# Woo for Nightmare (and the pic)
But where is Pickle the overly camp elf?

"But what does this mean master?"

*Prance, mince, prance, intense gaze*
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:56, archived)
# He's obviously
in the other room recieving some rough anal from Sylvester Hands.
(what_bus, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:00, archived)
# Where
did you get the source pictures for nightmare if you dont mind me asking? I'm having a certain amount of difficulty and I need to sate my craving for TV of my youth.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:05, archived)
# um..
knightmare.v21hosting.co.uk/

There's not that many though...
(what_bus, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:08, archived)
# Thanking you muchly.
I have some rather obsessed friends who would appreciate some shopped pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:10, archived)
# Knightmare related pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! Evil|berT is posting post-hummusly, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:17, archived)
# Spellcasting
W-O-O-Y-A-Y
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:35, archived)
#
edit, wait for it for the slow people ;P
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:47, archived)
# redex here
...

edit: my mistake
edit2: I'm not slow, I'm special
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:48, archived)
# it's a trick!
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:49, archived)
# You mean this isn't butter?
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:50, archived)
# no that's milk
i've been telling you for the last 3 hours
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:50, archived)
# Hmm..
But what about this?
(what_bus, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:52, archived)
# that's a picture of a naked man
...you disgust me
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:53, archived)
# He's covered in butter. No, milk - my mist.....oh.
Ewww.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:54, archived)
# Oh yeah.
And to think I've ben trying to eat it for the past hour. Well, lick it anyway.
(what_bus, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:55, archived)
# get an axe.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:01, archived)
# Awwww.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:49, archived)
# let him out,
he's getting frisky!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:49, archived)
# Oh
it´s trying to get out!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:54, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:47, archived)
# janet invisible jackson
i believe
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:47, archived)
# I've seen that before
while looking on Google Images for "janet jackson boob"
(Corn Dog, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:49, archived)
# Well I would.
Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:49, archived)
# Um, it's just hands...
Oh... I see
(I helped save b3ta! Evil|berT is posting post-hummusly, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:50, archived)
# If she's invisible, where's the rest of that guy?
She's just painted the same color as the background.
/pedant
(Fragger, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:52, archived)
# Heheh
I just imagine another picture in that style. A picture involving hands... with a wedding ring.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:55, archived)
# Hands and a ring, huh?
Like this?
(Fragger, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:58, archived)
# Precisely.
But with an invisible... background.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:00, archived)
# Or?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:14, archived)
# Hahah
that´s the idea. Woo.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:19, archived)
# Aaaaww
Tiny little squirrels
Clicky for biggerer and cuterer

it's some tiny little squirrels
(I helped save b3ta! Evil|berT is posting post-hummusly, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:42, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw
they'll fit into a catapult so easily too!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:44, archived)
# hooray for tiny things!
i would repost terribly but i can't be arsed and, well, you have seen them before.


but anyway, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:45, archived)
# tonights fluffiness award goes to...
...you
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:45, archived)
#
Hooray for nork-corns!
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:48, archived)
# My god!
what an enormous pair of nuts!!!!

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:49, archived)
# nice!!
(blind corner, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:31, archived)

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