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# OK, how about Monty Python Top Trumps?
(Dr Knackerator needs some people to make postings at his site TheSpod.com!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:04, archived)
# woo
to top trump pics and multiple sheds
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:05, archived)
# I've got three
Sheds. 100% FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:22, archived)
# yay for
'twosheds' jackson
(zut, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# some one say zombie python?
(Magic, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# Haha!
I like it! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:12, archived)
# wow
proper bo
(The city of Metris The city never sleeps, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:27, archived)
# silly
silly
silly
silly
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:07, archived)
# Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you


happy birthday Mr Prime Minister
happy buuuurrrthday tooooo yooooooou

boo boo be doo !
(Sigma5, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:00, archived)
# Jebus!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:01, archived)
# wibble wobble wibble wobble
jelly on the plate
wibble wobble wibble wobble
jelly on the floor
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:03, archived)
# At least
the first one isn't animated.
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:05, archived)
# that could be this
weeks challenge......

second thoughts, no.
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:09, archived)
# GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!
(yakmonkey, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:10, archived)
# pass me a bucket quick

blerrrgggghhhhhhhhh


edit: I was so distracted by that pic ive had to redo a load of work because i've been putting NSFW in all the reference boxes i should be filling in
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:02, archived)
# Arghhhhhh!
my eyes my beautiful eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:02, archived)
# My eyes !!
I really don't want to see the source image for that !!

Woo :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:02, archived)
# that's probably a bit too much flesh
to be SFW


*fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:03, archived)
# guuuuuh.
there goes me sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:03, archived)
# !
and that source pic, a self portrait?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:03, archived)
# nicely tagged
that stands a good chance of going viral
(dognutz, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:03, archived)
# GAAAAAAAA
Thats just fantatsic, you sick, sick boy

HOUPLA!
(zut, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:03, archived)
# David Blunket says:
"My eyes, my beautiful eyes!"
(Gype, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:05, archived)
# Oh dear
Wrong. Oh so wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Spookeh - Artist commonly known as Spookie1, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# that chicken is acting more and more suspiciously

number 1
number 2
number 3
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:00, archived)
# You're the bestestest
you are.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:01, archived)
# I'm starting to worry about that chicken ..
Woo !! :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:01, archived)
# wonderful.
sneaky bastard.
(yakmonkey, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:01, archived)
# hahahaha
Thats just fantastic

edit: GAAA!! Safari keeps autocompleting my replies
(zut, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:01, archived)
# close to spectacular
/outkast
w/y/h/p
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:02, archived)
# But you just said you were fantastically well
I'm meeting fine in a minute
(kryptik, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:11, archived)
# behold!
a laaayyyddeee
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:17, archived)
# marvelous
and rightfully fp-d
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:03, archived)
# ver suspicious
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:04, archived)
# Brilliant
More cookies for that chicken :D
(I helped save b3ta! Spookeh - Artist commonly known as Spookie1, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:05, archived)
# That chicken
makes my day, everytime

YAY FOR COVERT POULTRY!!
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:07, archived)
# that is one shifty chicken
i for one love these and will be voting for them at the next election*



*assuming they stand as a candidate
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:10, archived)
# they will be standing yes
but you should know if they win, they're gonna embezzle all the grain and drive around in a stretch truck paid for by YOUR taxes.
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:12, archived)
# fine by me
as long as they look shifty whilst doing it
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:13, archived)
# do you make these in flash?
;)
(Magic, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:13, archived)
# yup.
then publish 'em as gifs.
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:19, archived)
# woo
Hehehe, here, have a woo :)
(psych, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:29, archived)
# Top darts
You can't beat a bit of stealth poultry, keep em coming
Woo!
(furious trout, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:36, archived)
# evil Chicken
The person that came up with this is fantastic I got a good chuckle. great stuff
(ploughpusher, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:20, archived)
# thats marbleass
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:34, archived)
# great piece of animation !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:55, archived)
# that ruddy chicken!
what on montgomeria is he up2 this time?
chicken run possibly?
(quiet_snails, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 20:49, archived)
# .


my captioning powers have vanished !
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:58, archived)
# Why????
Cool though!
(sbeck, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:00, archived)
# another unsuccesful worm hunt
meant the children would be up all night, Eric could take it no more...
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:00, archived)
# Gordon's woodpecker impersonation
needed a bit of work.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:05, archived)
# roud of applause for those captions
and a woo yay for the pic
(Magic, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:14, archived)
# I always thought that these were three special kittens....


and then one day they proved me right......
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:56, archived)
# Did they start life as
caterpillars?
/coat

edit: woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:57, archived)
# Why you little...!
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:54, archived)
# that'll learn him
whilst on the subject of yaks, has anyone seen the fabulous dancing yak around recently?
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:55, archived)
# SPONG!
Very pleasing!!
(zut, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:56, archived)
# a definite
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:57, archived)
# christ! he was doing this the other week :



(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:57, archived)
# Talented little bugger
isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:04, archived)
# when it comes to strangulation
and pot throwing, he's second to none in the woods!
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:08, archived)
# Moments of boredom. so take the piss out of a mate...


can i get a rewindddd



should have done his neck but got bored and pissed off to tghe pub.
(Pauld, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:52, archived)
# I would.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:54, archived)
# the green one?
(Pauld, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:56, archived)
# All of them,
in a bucket.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:58, archived)
# Haha!
I like the Avid Merrion one.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:54, archived)
# you mean the third one?
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Repost for compo



(eyes, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
damn thats good
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:53, archived)
# Bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:50, archived)
# wakawakawakawaka
woo!

tj : strangely addictive and probably gc:
www.collegemix.com/content.php?q=2&id=592
(8-Ball, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:53, archived)
# 302 seconds
is that crap?
(RowdsterDelux, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:01, archived)
# Compared to my 72 seconds
Yes. But I'm sure someone can do better
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:14, archived)
# Woot
I got 45 seconds. Hurrah!
(phyphor, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:27, archived)
# Heh
www.guimp.com/pacman_flash.html
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:55, archived)
# that's
brilliant
(8-Ball, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:58, archived)
# my eyes!!!
thats too fun!
(zut, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:58, archived)
# bigger
www.guimp.com/pacman.swf
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:01, archived)
# Heheheheh
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:04, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:40, archived)
# woo
sensible shoes!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:41, archived)
# but do they fit properly
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:41, archived)
# Not with those webbed feet.
He needs to go to the shoe tailor.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:44, archived)
# the shoe tailor?


i think i need one of them, maybe i should start wearing shoes?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:46, archived)
# nah
ive been down that road...
its not worth it
(zut, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:49, archived)
# I could be wearing some now
but i cant be bothered looking under my desk
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:50, archived)
# No!
don't!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:50, archived)
# Thankyou for that


almost made a fatal mistake
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:55, archived)
# The cobbler?
Or is that a sort of loaf?
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:46, archived)
# The Shoe Tailor
is a sad mail order shoe catalogue for grannies.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:47, archived)
# Crumbs
Sounds good to me.

*goes off to order shoes*
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:56, archived)
# nice weather for ducks
in wellies
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:43, archived)
# YAY!
Nice weather for ducks is a comic classic!
(I helped save b3ta! Matt-tastic-centric, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:43, archived)
# he's so proud of his wellies
... they are rather fetching
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:49, archived)
# A little bit o' politics


That Blair's a comic sans-using bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:37, archived)
# Wheres george stood
he's normally holding tony's hand
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:38, archived)
# he's under the wreath
sucking his you-know-what.
(I helped save b3ta! Matt-tastic-centric, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:41, archived)
# ahhhhhhh
thats why tony looks as though he's concentrating....
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:42, archived)
# the 'vinegar strokes'
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:44, archived)
# That wouldn't surprise me at all.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:39, archived)
# Allow me to retort...


I saw yours, and just had to tweak it a bit...
(kroz, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:47, archived)
# huh!
excellent work
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:48, archived)
# *Applause*
Nice one centurion!
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:54, archived)
# Once Pfizer have done with Pele, here's their next marketing strategy...
(kroz, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:35, archived)
# Is a side effect
that you become heavily pixellated?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:36, archived)
# Pixellated...
...only if you're lazy and lame like me, and can't be arsed to smooth things a bit before posting. :)
(kroz, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:37, archived)
# Fond memories of the original Mr Deeds Goes to Town are surfacing
"Pixellated?"
"It means the pixies have got him"
"Is anyone else in Bedford Falls pixellated?"
"Why, yes - EVERYBODY"

(or similar)
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:42, archived)
# pixels....... ugggggggggghhhhhhh
'passes out'
(Scorcho, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:43, archived)
# Pixellated is good!
It's retro - reminds me of a HAM .IFF image on an Amiga!!

(sbeck, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:44, archived)
# no fringes
the colour fringes the colour fringes
(snailcat NNNNNNNNG, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:51, archived)
# Ahhh
You're quiet right! The fringes!!
(sbeck, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:53, archived)
# Pele's latest advert for Viagra...


Quick and dirty paintshop job... (Can you tell? :) )
(kroz, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:22, archived)
# "I wood!"
=D

Results are in:
www.free-tat.tk - go to 'Last weeks caption' to see the results
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:26, archived)
# Haha!
I liked 'one small step for mong'
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:27, archived)
# isn't this an odd URL for woolworths?
www.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:20, archived)
# no,
why?
(radja, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:21, archived)
# you can call it
a smart url for woolworths
(I helped save b3ta! DoeK, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:21, archived)
#
www.www.co.uk/
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:23, archived)
# doesn't resolve for me
I've been getting loads of odd mails saying, "www.co.uk is going to cut off your email"

Can't even tell if it's spam or a virus.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:24, archived)
# there's only one answer
...suicide bomb your local woolworths
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:26, archived)
# Can't spammers highjack genuine url's though?
I've had several spams from genuine url's.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:26, archived)
# Spam/Virus stuff
has been going out disguised as coming from my domain.

I only know because I have been getting all the undelivered mails bounced back to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:27, archived)
# yes
I don't really think woolworths are cutting off my mail.

Just wondered what it was.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:27, archived)
# they're currently comming it at 1 per minute... like this
Hello user of Co.uk e-mail server,

Our main mailing server will be temporary unavaible for next two days,
to continue receiving mail in these days you have to configure our free
auto-forwarding service.

For more information see the attached file.

Attached file protected with the password for security reasons. Password is 24060.

Kind regards,
The Co.uk team www.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:28, archived)
# "For more information see the attached file."
is the giveaway there.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:30, archived)
# Are there really
people stupid enough to open attachments in emails like that?

Well, obviously yes - hence I keep getting them sent to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:30, archived)
# Yup
Virus, I got a similar one for another email server this morning. Did it have a .zip file attached? Mine did ;P
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:31, archived)
# Bloody Woolworths
bastards
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:36, archived)
# I got one
saying the team at my domain name were going to suspend my email service.

I never even knew I had a team.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:26, archived)
#
yes

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:21, archived)
# www.woolworths.co.uk
would sound like you had a stammer!
[edit: *slaps forehead*]
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:22, archived)
# that is clever enough
to make me want to go to Woolies right now.
Although this probably says more about me than I care to admit..
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:23, archived)
# Pic 'n' Mix for all
!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!1111111112
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:25, archived)
# Bastard!
I have a wicked craving for that stuff now!
Where is the nearest Woolworths from Hammersmith?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:27, archived)
# Dunno
But now I have craving as well, and I'm stuck in work till 5.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:31, archived)
# Either Shep's Bush
Or Chiswick. I think.

Isn't there a pick and mix stall in the King's Mall anyway....?
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:35, archived)
# Yeah,
but it's not Woolworth's Pick n mix, now is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:39, archived)
# more like
Pikey Mix
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:15, archived)
# woolies is ace
it sells everything you could ever possibly need*

(* if you're a fifteen year old single mother of six living in a new town housing estate with no actual shops)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:28, archived)
# Haha!
Very confusing if you tell a German that you've been to Woolworths. They'll look at you like you're mad.
In my experience.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:32, archived)
# how minimal
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:26, archived)
# wtf?
i always like this one

wwwdotcom.com/
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:27, archived)
#






/goes outside
/comes back in to switch off computer
/goes back outside
/gets bored
/comes back in
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:29, archived)
# dont work
maybe its cos Im not on IE
(zut, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:55, archived)
# Little johnnie thought he looked lovely for the school photo.
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:16, archived)
# I love the
pseudo-combover!

hehehe
(zut, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:18, archived)
# David Beckham's had a new logo designed apparently...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:13, archived)
# Looking at it
I really have done a particularly shoddy job there...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:27, archived)
# I don't think it's shoddy at all.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:29, archived)
# Nah,
its not bad actually. Nice idea as well :P
(satoshii, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:30, archived)
# gee thanks
the logo is crap though isn't it...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:35, archived)
# No it's not crap, it's very good.
But you really must stop fishing for compliments ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:37, archived)
# *ahem*
I meant the logo they've just designed for m. beckham...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:39, archived)
# Oh! I see!
Why does David Beckham need a logo anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:40, archived)
# Probably cheaper to print
than a photo
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:42, archived)
# Probably been done a million times before

Gawd bless that kid. Bless 'im.
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:09, archived)
# 'salutes'
(Scorcho, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:10, archived)
# hahaha
chortletatsic
(zut, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:11, archived)
# Beauteous
yet somehow not right, seems almost metaphorical
(SamTheEmphaticMelon, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:11, archived)
# I think there should be a
world wide search party...

FIND HIM... MAKE HIM FAMOUS...

We could feature him on our walrus love website too!

(note to self... don't reveal too much about ones preferences to random internet people)
(I helped save b3ta! Matt-tastic-centric, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:13, archived)
# He's now a
washed up 27 year old stock broker (or something). Probably best we don't find out what he ends up like, we'll only be dissappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:15, archived)
# right on!
how did you know?
(I helped save b3ta! Matt-tastic-centric, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:18, archived)
# I am a Prof.
I know a lot of stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:24, archived)
# Even if you're as happy has he is in that pic
only once in a lifetime, count yourself lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:16, archived)
# one day he'll find this website...
imagine the horror of suddenly finding out that for years you were the laughingstock of thousands!

(I helped save b3ta! Matt-tastic-centric, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:23, archived)
# He's not a laughing stock.
He's my hero!
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:27, archived)
# Genius
The walrus would probably be happy enough to pose, yay for fat people, and their blubberyness. Mmmm v disturbing mental images
(SamTheEmphaticMelon, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:17, archived)
# tenously linked repost
(MattDP (Squiggle), Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:25, archived)
# the new album...

straight outa cornwall, biatch!
(I helped save b3ta! bigshape like a glove!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:08, archived)
# hahaha
genius!
/craves pastie
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:08, archived)
# careful, he still wants to kick Weird Al's ass for fucking with that song
We got your back, though
(Scorcho, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:09, archived)
# What was
Wierd Al's version called?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:13, archived)
# amish
paradise

edit: and weird al
(radja, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:14, archived)
# Well it's not very weird
spelling his name properly, now is it?

What are his weird credentials?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:16, archived)
# wierd al???
MINDPISS
(zut, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:17, archived)
# I love that song
Hard work and sacrifice / Livin' in an Armish paradise..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:30, archived)
# arf





Mmmm. Pastie

edit\ Must be lunchtime me thinks
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:09, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
explicit filling.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:11, archived)
# ARF!
w/y/h!
(zut, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:12, archived)
# Milksnort!
Ya pays da price, and ya rolls da dice
Fo' a sausage roll, or a ham & cheese slice!
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:12, archived)
# hahahaha
west-onsupermare *snaps finger*
(zut, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:15, archived)
# Pastytastic!
He he he!

P.S. Afternoon. Top-notch front page at the moment, it has to be said - well done to all and sundry!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:13, archived)
# It's the
"explicit filling" that does it for me!

WooYay!
(MattDP (Squiggle), Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:25, archived)
# As it's World Book Day
BBC News inspired me to make this:



(hides)

(flibble-san, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:06, archived)
# *bitchslaps*
with moist herring
(SamTheEmphaticMelon, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:06, archived)
# You mean I missed the first three??
Fucksocks!
(Scorcho, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:07, archived)

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