At last the Hand of God is returning
news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/3637933.stm
Yes I shall go where he will too...
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 8:55,
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Yes I shall go where he will too...
"The medical report states his prognosis is "moderately favourable" but the forecast is as yet uncertain."
which sounds better than "he's fucked himself this time"
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 8:57,
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which sounds better than "he's fucked himself this time"
no not yet
unless your betting on him not making a comeback......
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:01,
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unless your betting on him not making a comeback......
we are not starting this again
i refuse to get into bed with you at this time of the day
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:03,
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I refuse to start it,
at this time of day, so don't worry ;)
I haven't had my morning cuppa yet...
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:05,
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I haven't had my morning cuppa yet...
Rob
I thought you might be interested are what Paramount is doing.
www.paramountcomedy.co.uk/glue/index.asp
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 8:59,
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www.paramountcomedy.co.uk/glue/index.asp
KHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN
woo!
reminds me of this
www.potterpuppetpals.com/sexy.swf
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:16,
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reminds me of this
www.potterpuppetpals.com/sexy.swf
In sunny Bognah Reggis
And getting some b3ta yuks to make Monday bearable : )
Edit: And Anton's Shaun did the trick!
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 8:47,
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Edit: And Anton's Shaun did the trick!
Nothing
makes Mondays bearable.
I'm requesting some pole dancers for the office...that might help.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 8:48,
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I'm requesting some pole dancers for the office...that might help.
i have a steady supple of hob-nobs
tea and cake to keep me going
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 8:54,
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A supple of hob-nobs?!
Sounds strangely kinky.
1 packet please and two lumps in my tea : )
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 8:57,
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1 packet please and two lumps in my tea : )
they soak up more tea actually
tea with two lumps of coal on its way as well
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:05,
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tea with two lumps of coal on its way as well
Yes!
Make it 280 wide... it's beautifully done, and definitely deserves to FP.
Hope I haven't jinxed it now.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 8:39,
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Hope I haven't jinxed it now.
woo! that's fab!
likewise is the film!
:'( i start school at 10... wahh
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 8:48,
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:'( i start school at 10... wahh
Woo and 'ning
Something good to great my weary eyes this fine morning.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 8:48,
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Very good
... and just posted to Aardmans intranet site too ;o)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:25,
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I am the hummus
and I bring flowering cheese cakes, for all your garden party needs.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 8:23,
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woo
hmmm now all i need to do is formulate a plan to liquidize, bottle and sell you
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 8:26,
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No, if you liquidize me, I'll evaporate.
Instead, I will shower you, daily, with random thinkings like "Seals in party hats" and "Ballroom Dancing Hands".
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 8:31,
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woooo
if only i had photoshop in work
although seals in party hats, will rush home tonight to do that
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 8:36,
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although seals in party hats, will rush home tonight to do that
hahaha!
i must confess i was thinking "is 'quoon' a brand of chopsticks?"
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 8:28,
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It's perhaps
a bit quick. You don't really get to focus on it before it's gone.
That said, it's still woo :)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:02,
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That said, it's still woo :)
i think your supposed to shop things
in order for them to be on the board. Not just show documentary footage.
woo!!
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 8:14,
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woo!!
who gave you permission to roast
that's great! I didn't get it firsty time round!!
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 7:20,
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Wow that is subtle. I had to look at the filename. Here's a not so subtle pearoast from me:
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 7:22,
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/edit fixed
i have buried the following conversation..for youe safety of course
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 6:28,
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it's cause i'm shit
Have this instead:
Is where i puts all my random mashery.
Edit:and my profile picture works now.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 6:36,
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Is where i puts all my random mashery.
Edit:and my profile picture works now.
wonderful
monstrosity of a pearoast hehe,
night, have fun at the park
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 5:39,
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night, have fun at the park
very unfluffy
but effective organization
edit: special thanks to blackmoon on this one, without his help I would still be smashing things and yelling.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 5:27,
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but effective organization
edit: special thanks to blackmoon on this one, without his help I would still be smashing things and yelling.
thanks you two :)
everyone must have gone to bed, which means I should more wisely choose when to post.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 5:56,
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You're getting warmer
Warmer...warmer...warrrrrmmmmerrr...no wait! Colder...
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 5:23,
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Warmer...warmer...warrrrrmmmmerrr...no wait! Colder...
i was looking at my computer's colors tonight
a contrast between the picture copied to the clipboard in the top half, and a printscreen in the bottom half, taken over to MSpaint.
edit - and on that note, goodnight
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 5:00,
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edit - and on that note, goodnight
rawr.
and good, I need company as I stagger through writing this damn paper
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 5:10,
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Deconstruction, according to robots.
By Mystery Peacock.
Deconstruction is "daft, smelly, and full of oniony stuff."
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 5:14,
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Deconstruction is "daft, smelly, and full of oniony stuff."
and me!
well...for approximately six minutes, and then I can go 'ome....
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 5:24,
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stop before it pops,
and remember to tie a knot it it so the air doesn't escape....
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 5:27,
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pfffft!
woo!
although it does look a bit like porn. of course from far away, it may jsut look like a cat, but probably not
edit - well from far away it does look like a cat, but that makes it all look like animal porn
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:43,
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although it does look a bit like porn. of course from far away, it may jsut look like a cat, but probably not
edit - well from far away it does look like a cat, but that makes it all look like animal porn
Good night!
should i be worried that my flatmate is stil not here? he went home for the weekend, and has classes tomorrow. it is now almost 12, and he hasn't returned
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:41,
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should i be worried that my flatmate is stil not here? he went home for the weekend, and has classes tomorrow. it is now almost 12, and he hasn't returned
probably not
my sister spent the weekend at her boyfriend's house and isn't back yet
and I'm trying not to be worried :)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:43,
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and I'm trying not to be worried :)
well if you're going to worry,
i wouldn't worry about her being late. there are many more things to be worried about her spending the weekend at the boyfriend's
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:46,
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I know
that's why I'm only letting myself worry about her being late
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:47,
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Should look better animated..
gotta find a better program for it though..
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:32,
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I like that... if you want a good animation package for vectors try Flash, works for me
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:33,
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woo!
Render as a gif!
Render it hard!*
*opinion of a very small man
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:42,
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Render it hard!*
*opinion of a very small man
pus in boots
It's been in my head for longer than I care to mention. I had to release it.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:16,
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It's been in my head for longer than I care to mention. I had to release it.
Quick TJ
i swear,i JUST now stumbled upon something fantastic
/EDIT
DIODE looks the same upside down
DIOXIDE as well
:-)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:20,
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/EDIT
DIODE looks the same upside down
DIOXIDE as well
:-)
Oooh, so it is!
I'm sure that piece of knowledge will come in handy one day :)
Until then, I'm off to bed...
night all
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:24,
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Until then, I'm off to bed...
night all
hehe
DICK
/Edit: your edit made this post look a bitsilly sillier.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:34,
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/Edit: your edit made this post look a bit
and now looks better again
edit - until you remove your editing, in which case i just look confused
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:35,
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edit - until you remove your editing, in which case i just look confused
Shall I edit it back
then we can delete all these responses
/edit I wonder if cockdioxide.com has been registered.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:37,
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/edit I wonder if cockdioxide.com has been registered.
No, it's important to keep a paper trail
for audit purposes.
That's what my boss keeps telling me, and since I'm at work at the moment, I'd better do as she says.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:39,
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That's what my boss keeps telling me, and since I'm at work at the moment, I'd better do as she says.
perhaps we should try this from the beginning
DIODE looks the same upside down
DIOXIDE as well
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:39,
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DIODE looks the same upside down
DIOXIDE as well
Hey!
Boob is the same backwards too, as well as upside down. WOW! I think maybe that word has some mystical power.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:45,
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I've always been disappointed that "palindrome" isn't spelt the same way backwards.
I've never been disappointed by boobs.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 5:00,
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I don't know about you,
but my cock doesn't look the same upside down
err....
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:34,
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err....
actually...
my boobs don't look the same upside down either....in fact they look like someone else's...
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:43,
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well documented?
you say that as if one could just go to google and type "boobs in water" and find loads of said documentation.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:48,
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now there's a thought
*stands on head in water*
how's that then?
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:54,
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how's that then?
*ting!*
time's up boyo!
besides, I can't hold my breath much longer and I'm really confused about my boobs floating when they're upside down...
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:59,
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besides, I can't hold my breath much longer and I'm really confused about my boobs floating when they're upside down...
lordy
you were THAT close?
*plunges head back into water to see what she missed*
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 5:05,
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*plunges head back into water to see what she missed*
bloody hell...
you're looking, er...fine tonight!
(a curse on the "I really need to click the nsfw clink")
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 5:12,
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(a curse on the "I really need to click the nsfw clink")
*curtsey*
you're more than welcome...besides, God is watching me,there's a church out the window here....I have to be good....
sooooo....tried standing on your head in water then?
*falls off chair laughing at the thought/innuendo*
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 5:19,
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sooooo....tried standing on your head in water then?
*falls off chair laughing at the thought/innuendo*
God has bigger things to worry about
and yes I have, oddly enough.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 5:25,
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Ew!
but woo, too!
And on that bombshell, I'm off to Bedfordshire. NN b3tans...
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:17,
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And on that bombshell, I'm off to Bedfordshire. NN b3tans...
Yea, its a repost. but i had to.
Thank you Syncubus.. sorry for the repost.
Please don't hurt me..
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:08,
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Thank you Syncubus.. sorry for the repost.
Please don't hurt me..
Glad to help...
You can also edit your original post with the updated picture.
That way, people won't yell at you in a very unfluffy fashion.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:13,
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That way, people won't yell at you in a very unfluffy fashion.
Okay
thanks.. i'm kinda knew (shocker i know.) thanks for all your help.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:14,
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erm..no worries
technically not a repost if you have modified the pic..which you have.. just ensure your previous post has already scrolled off into thespazz..otherwise follow advice above
:-)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:16,
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:-)
It's tough being new.
The faq will help, and feel free to threadjack* to ask questions...
(*asking a question in someone else's thread rather than starting a new topic)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:17,
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(*asking a question in someone else's thread rather than starting a new topic)
A Squonkey....
... not my greatest creation, but I kinda like him :)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:02,
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... not my greatest creation, but I kinda like him :)
and he loves you
he loves everyone except those he wishes to burn
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:08,
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Huh?
It doesn't look like a squirrel and a donkey.
Oh wait.... I gettit.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:06,
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Oh wait.... I gettit.
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