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MORNING

(Fox Fanfare, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:29, archived)

he he!

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mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:31, archived)

Haha thats ace

(Schlottie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:31, archived)

brian blessed doing a harold bishop impression?

woo to that!

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:31, archived)

Boss Nass

His Episode 1 character, no?

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:33, archived)

eh?

looks like a harold bishop 'eeeeeeeehhh looooouu' to me

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:34, archived)

OMG

The USERNAME!!
The USERNAME!!
The USERNAME!!
The USERNAME!!
The USERNAME!!
The USERNAME!!
The USERNAME!!

/bit long, isin't it?

(Dangermouse., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:38, archived)

so?

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:42, archived)

No point,

Just got lost/bored/frightned about half way through.........

(Dangermouse., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:44, archived)

oh. sorry

am doing a mixtape including 80s/90s theme tunes, and keep getting them lodged in my brain

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:45, archived)

there's an argument* for b3ta signatures

(* the argument against being "signatures are shit")

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:46, archived)

Oy!!! - Sam Beckett - do you ever look at situations you are in...

... and say "ohmygosh".

(microsaulxp, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:55, archived)

"oh boy"

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:56, archived)

these johnny come lately, fly by night young whippersnappers eh?

oh boy

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:01, archived)

makes it a trifle hard

to recognise who you are
(not that mine is a picture of succinctness this morning)

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:45, archived)

i'm a master of disguise

/puts on fake 'tache

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:47, archived)

hope you pulled your trousers back on first

"argh! don't cross the threads!"
/ghostbusters

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:50, archived)

hahahaha

lost in confusion
aaaaaarrrrgggghhh bandwagon

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:51, archived)

/checks filename

Think I'm right...

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:40, archived)

Yep

He also said GORDON'S ALIVE?, I was so happy.

(Fox Fanfare, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:35, archived)

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEE!

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:38, archived)

la la la

ning scamp

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:35, archived)

la de doo

ning mostly

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:35, archived)

how's the new track coming along?

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:37, archived)

going ok

spoilt for choice on the themetune front, want to avoid it sounding too cheesy

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:41, archived)

use something really subtle

yet obscure

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:42, archived)

gummi bears?

it's gotta be THE gayest tune in the history of the world.
got some top ferris buellers day off samples too

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:44, archived)

"driven by an unknown force to change history for the better

his only guide on this journey is Al, an observer from his own time who appears in the form of a hologram that only sam can see and hear. struggling to put right what once went once wrong, and hoping that his next leap, will be the leap home sscchhhwwwwwzzzzaarrrrrrrrr"

typed from memory so probably wrong

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:48, archived)

pretty damn good from memory

/doffs cap
mine was from memory too (but as i listened to it yesterday, theat's not overly impressive)

whats yours, dukes of hazard?

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:50, archived)

aye tis that.

sci-fi channel is meant to be running the entire quantum leap stuff, i will be watcj=hing (again)

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:53, archived)

really?

/almost ejaculates with excitement

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:54, archived)

yup

must pester them to release DVD set's

i need a good reason to be skint again

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:57, archived)

there were loads of them

can't wait to see them again

do you remember one in egypt that had a mummy in it?
i had nightmares about that

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:58, archived)

i liked the evil leaper episodes

she was hot!!!

and the episodes where he had downs syndrome were good too

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:01, archived)

any where he was a woman made me giggle.

in those dresses with his hairy chest....
/rubs knees

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:06, archived)

I think

there's only three zs in "sscchhhwwwwwzzzaarrrrrrrrr"

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:51, archived)

damn

curse my metal body

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:53, archived)

That am woo!

Have my new animated paintmash woo.

(philthemoose asbentee and/or-ed., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:32, archived)

woo.

magic.

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Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:32, archived)

Day-shift newsflash

BRIAN is going to be on Celebrity Stars In Their Eyes this weekend

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:34, archived)

*writes in diary*

cheers!

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CaroWallis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:36, archived)

Hurrah

Isn't he going to be pavarotti? I will record it.

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magnum, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:40, archived)

Yes he is

and so will I (record it that is, not be pavarotti)

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:41, archived)

arf

that am silly
that am woo and yay
DIIIIIIVE!

(JcmS, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:34, archived)

now

he wouldnt be doing his voice from star wars would he as im very sad knowing that if he is...

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:38, archived)

Terry Wogan

said Glasscock on the radio this morning...just thought you'd like to know...

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:20, archived)

in what

context?

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:20, archived)

Would someone care to explain the b3tan origins of the phrase glasscock to denote a well-seen subject?

There's a pint in it for you - winner collects

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:23, archived)

Lady golfer kissing glass trophy shaped a bit like a cock

The image went round the internet many times and became synomymous with things we've already seen.

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:25, archived)

I remember that day/week

It was like some kind of repetative hell it was.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:28, archived)

Have you seen that picture of the iPod advert that was changed? Or even better that picture with Saddam with a santas hat?

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magnum, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:34, archived)

Oh it was worse than that

much, much worse...

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:35, archived)

Dear god,

How dreadful.

From
magnum

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magnum, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:40, archived)

I missed those - could someone repost the whole series?

/coat
/running shoes

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:36, archived)

see

www.4rthur.com/dict.php?letter=G

about half way down

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chthonic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:25, archived)

you are all truly scrumptious!

I've started the day knowing something I didnt before

2 Pints are waiting for you both at the Emerald Isle Irish pub, Kotbusser Tor, Berlin - cheers!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:29, archived)

glasscock

from the woman golfer kissing a trophy that looked like a glass cock

everyone saw it lots of times.... hence glasscock

*edit* and some mindpiss as well

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:26, archived)

take a look at 4rthur

Glasscock Origin

Edit - *ahem* - sorry mind piss!

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enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:28, archived)

And thanks to the marvels of 4rthur I now know that:

Mind Piss : mined-peess
Adjective
1 To control the mind or actions of another, by direct use of telepathy : "Hahaa I beat you to that obvious response! I piss on your mind!"

Hurrah!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:30, archived)

Rehashed many times too

Like this:

(wallaby of folk-rock, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:29, archived)

That's exceedingly good cock-shoppery

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:31, archived)

ning!

and indeed ning to all you sexy peoples!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:25, archived)

'ning to you sir

argh my job is shite

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:26, archived)

But what job

would be considered good?

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enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:29, archived)

good point

but at least if you work with people you get on with. I dont think anyone sees me here, which means i do fuck all work and spend all day on b3ta

oh, why am I complaining again?

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:31, archived)

yeah

shutup foo

/T

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:34, archived)

and how is life treating

the fabyak?

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:36, archived)

do you wanna new one then?

visit profile for email addy to gain more info.

'ning BTW

(Dangermouse., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:32, archived)

Morning!

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mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:28, archived)

I've heard that already

/obvious response

:)

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mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:20, archived)

i'm amazed

that he said cock

*snigger*

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:23, archived)

GMTV's

Kate Garraway said COCK on the telly the other night, she was on Win, Lose or Draw, LATE!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:23, archived)

I'd pay good money

to see that....

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mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:24, archived)

I know

and she claimed she was wearing no knickers.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:26, archived)

*falls off sofa*

Blimey...

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mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:28, archived)

do you just watch t.v. and listen to radio

just to hear people say cock?

if so i salute you madam

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:25, archived)

You'll salute my

what?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:25, archived)

you'll have to use your imagination

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:28, archived)

What

again?
That's twice.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:29, archived)

in an hour as well

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:31, archived)

i saw that

it was the first time i'd seen the late version of the show.

kate has lovely boobs.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:26, archived)

Yes,

lovely...

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:26, archived)

in it's true context

or just ramdomly?

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Sixola, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:20, archived)

Someone

was called Mr Glasscock in something, i just thought it was funny him saying it.

I'm hoping David Dickinson will call someone a fucktard at some point.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:22, archived)

or Westwood calling someone a Twunt

Imagine being called Mr Glasscock!

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Sixola, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:26, archived)

Hmmm,

Pot/Kettle/Black

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:29, archived)

hmm

thanks

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Sixola, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:40, archived)

No no no

Westwood calling someone else a Twunt.
Not you, as far as I can tell, you're great.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:45, archived)

in what

context did he say it?

Edit: Mindpiss! ^^^^

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enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:21, archived)

Aye!

i heard that when i was in the shower this morning.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:23, archived)

Wow!

a b3tan that showers, there's a novelty!

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:25, archived)

He didn't

say what he was showering in...

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:26, archived)

lady piss

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:27, archived)

Warm

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:28, archived)

37 degrees C

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:29, archived)

You must have

been storing that up for months!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:31, archived)

I shower too.

Although never with Thor_sonofodin.

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mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:27, archived)

Lies

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:28, archived)

Shush you.

Or I'll keep my loofah to myself next time...

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mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:30, archived)

the bass player in jethro tull's name was john glascock

/interesting fact

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Polly Carbonate, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:28, archived)

When I get my shoutcast radio

station working I will also say it. But only to the 4 or so listeners...

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magnum, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:35, archived)

Repost for you weekday people

an essential guide...

(Brother_Will, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:16, archived)

and that could be classed by some as NSFW.

still useful though

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:18, archived)

Noty Safe For Wills?

Perchance?

(microsaulxp, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:20, archived)

dogging eh?

more of a piker myself.

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Sixola, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:23, archived)

*argh*

You managed to missuse "there" in both ways:
If they flash *their* taillights ...
No if *they're* putting on a show ...
/gramma nazi

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:29, archived)

I assume the irony of spelling "grammar" incorrectly

was intentional

(Gimbo, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:33, archived)

No, I'm militant national socialist grand-mother.

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:40, archived)

tail lights is the signal for gays

straights use the headlights
apparently..

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Polly Carbonate, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:32, archived)

arf

how ~~approrp~~ ~~apropre~~ apt

(BTW never say 'how apt' to a German)

(JcmS, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:57, archived)

From a better angle

(Stoneage_Romeo, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:15, archived)

hahahahaha!

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:53, archived)

Have a Coke and a Smile

/bandwagon

First post, never used Shop before... be kind, please?

(MojoRising, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:04, archived)

yum

argentinian coke dispensing machines

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:08, archived)

comes complete with mirror and razor blades

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:13, archived)

arf!!!

perhaps a straw too.......

(Dangermouse., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:14, archived)

which is a good thing

if you want to see yourself commit suicide

for some reason not sure why cannot get dukes of hazzard theme out of my head ;)

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:15, archived)

YOU BASTARD!!

I've got it stuck in there too now!!

Just some good old boys!!

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4838 Let the man go through, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:18, archived)

not my fault

been in trouble wth the law since etc etc

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:19, archived)

hahahahahahaha

its part of my subtle lifestyle.

am putting a t.v. theme in my username every day. was playing poker on friday night whilst whistling the dogtanian theme tune

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:20, archived)

psycholigical warfare

now i'm humming the dogtanian theme and cant keep my poker face

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:32, archived)

that was friday night

aaarrrggghhjhhhh mind piss

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:33, archived)

Welcome to b3ta!

You'll never leave! Shop a kitten!

Nice first effort :)

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mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:16, archived)

what's going on with the "foto" thingy

is that a printscreen?

welcome, by the way. You'll never leave.

(Gimbo, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:22, archived)

My god

I never even saw that till you pointed it out!

Bloody monday mornings.

(Gype, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:24, archived)

Yes, printscreen...

... due to strange "you can't save that image" message on source site.

still learning
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(MojoRising, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:31, archived)

what's the source site

(Gimbo, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:34, archived)

it's...

www.diegomaradona.com/ingles/iindex.html

(MojoRising, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:40, archived)

'ning Cherie what's for breakfast?

(Mother f*cking Charlie Bronson, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:02, archived)

Tony!!

By the looks of things...

WOO!!

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4838 Let the man go through, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:02, archived)

You're only supposed

to post shopped pictures!

Woo!

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mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:05, archived)

heheheh

funny :)

(Sigma5, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:07, archived)

i know a good dentist

but i think even he'd struggle with them gnashers!

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:07, archived)

Blimey!

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Banana, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:08, archived)

Ahhhhh!

REDEX-io!

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String Theory sometimes feeds the sparrows too, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:23, archived)

seconded

eded

(Gimbo, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:34, archived)

pearost but I' still sniggering at this

Remember you're a Oneball

(Sigma5, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:01, archived)

i'll give it another WOO

sir

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:02, archived)

(Sigma5, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:06, archived)

any time

*takes brown envelope*

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:07, archived)

blimey

I bet their not shy in the showers

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:03, archived)

Woo

mbling triffic. Off to change wet trowsis now.

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:03, archived)

*snigger*

one chutzpah point to you.

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:03, archived)

somebody should tell them

prosthetic ones are available on the nhs. Or they could make use of a superball that has been thrown away.

Also some useless trivia: The guitarist you see up there, is Chris Spedding, the genius behind the song Motorbiking and producer of such great albums as never mind the bollock heres the Sex Pistols and such forth

EDIT: so I am told anyway

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:09, archived)

Its monday!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:58, archived)

pfft.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:59, archived)

fluffy orc's

wouldn't have worked.

unless they growled alot.
WOO

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:00, archived)

Yay for fluffy LOTR characters

Do a cherry-blossom ent.

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rub-a-chicken, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:02, archived)

Woo!

i think you should have got it.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:05, archived)

do I.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:15, archived)

Eat poo, Gandalf

Galleons, schmalleons, ya beardy old git.

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:56, archived)

panowie!

I give you ten chutzpah award points.

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:57, archived)

'ning

my mate who was bearing his arse found your paintmash very funny

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:58, archived)

yay!

Do I win a prize?

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:01, archived)

umm

yeah, you never have to look at his arse again?

thats not much of a prize, anything you especially want?

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:02, archived)

my arthritis to go away

Then I can mash for longer each day.

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:03, archived)

*uses healing hands*

hey? are these things on?

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:04, archived)

I'm cured!

yay!
FIOOB: I'm now keeping a chutzpah award point tally. The winner at the end of each week/ month/ year, gets a special prize.
Yeah!

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:07, archived)

chutzpah?

and are there any ways to cheat the system?

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:10, archived)

FIOOB?

and chutzpah, how the hell do you pronouce that?

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:11, archived)

for thr information of other b3tans

and chutts-par

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:13, archived)

and oh

its good to learn, knowledge is power and all that

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:16, archived)

No.

But you can earn double points if more than 3 people on b3ta vote for you to get them. In a mean twist of fate, though, only points awarded when I'm around count, since I'm keeping the tally.

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:12, archived)

so no bribery at all

*passes hob-nobs*

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:15, archived)

*hardcore vegan*

'fraid not.

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:16, archived)

damn

*passes brown envelope stuffed with notes*

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:21, archived)

*rich artist*

there's no bribing me, and trying to bribe me does not get you points.
Shop something nice, and funny, and a bit risqué, and you get points.

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:23, archived)

it wasn't money

it was an envelope stuffed with excuse note's getting me out of work.

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:26, archived)

whats in hobnobs that you cant

eat then?

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:23, archived)

sorry,

I automatically assumed they were chocolate ones.

(

wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:24, archived)

chob

nobs?

(

comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:24, archived)

*arf*

(

wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:27, archived)

nobody gets my chocolatey ones

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:27, archived)

gave up smoking today....

arghhhh

*edit* sorry, nicotine cravings getting the better of me, woo to a well done piccy

(

comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:57, archived)

me too!

well, I say "gave up", what what I mean is "stubbed one out 10 minutes ago" :-\

(

Reckless_Rik, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:58, archived)

I gave up on new years eve

and by 10 past 12 I was already sparking up

this time I shall...honestly

(

comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:00, archived)

if you suceed

tell me how i really need to quit, i'm 22 and already sound like an old guy early in the morning

(

the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:07, archived)

I love having the gravely voice in the morning

perfect time to grab the guitar and sing a few screaming trees songs and pretend im Mark Lanagan...

anyway, enough of my fantasies, I have quit before for 3 weeks, that was quite easy. Just make sure when at the pub, you dont have enough money for fags and booze.. cos thats the danger place

(

comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:11, archived)

How

does an old guy sound early in the morning? is it different from the rest of the day?

Just remember before you quit: 30% of smokers die from smoking related illness, but 100% of non-smokers die from non-smoking related illness ;)

(

the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:12, archived)

thats a fantastic

statistic

(

comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:13, archived)

FALSE!

An extremely small percentage of non-smokers die from emphezema and cancers related to second hand smoke.

(philthemoose asbentee and/or-ed., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:17, archived)

you have me there.

I shouldn't have said "related" .... the phrase is "100% of smokers die from non-smoking" which is of course, by definition, true :)

Anyway, they shouldn't be buying second hand smoke. cheapskates. ;)

(

the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:23, archived)

Great!

(

Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:57, archived)

class

nicely done

(

Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:59, archived)

thats the best one of these i've seen

WOO

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:59, archived)

Ha!

Likes that.

(

Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:59, archived)

I fucking would!

Right up her dirtbox!!

Sorry, sorry, the lady has been away for a week and I'm fit to burst - gets back tomorrow though!! WOO!

(

4838 Let the man go through, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:01, archived)

Dream a little dream...

(rancorzid, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:50, archived)

hehe

Time to see how old you lot are... ;)

(rancorzid, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:52, archived)

old enough to remember thunderbirds the first time round

WOO to piccy

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:53, archived)

Whats happening with this piss take of a movie remake?

Gerry Anderson would be spinning in his grave (if he was dead) but he is still in seclusion af ter that space preceinct thing

(

the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:54, archived)

try here

www.tvcentury21.com/content/view/164/

doesn't look that bad, but i am probably wrong as ever

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:58, archived)

WTF

Holy fuck, there making the movie?

The trick will be to make live actors look like puppets...

maybe not, it's hollywood after all.

(rancorzid, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:15, archived)

No, they've *made* the movie.

A guy I know was a set builder on it. It is very tongue in cheek, but he thought it was quite good overall.

(

Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:33, archived)

old enough to

remember a time before thunderbirds!

(

Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:58, archived)

christ thats old

/coat

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:01, archived)

Really though?

Anyone know the reason they released the toy in blue?

Mix-up at matchbox (or was it dinky?)

or was the green a tm of someone?

(rancorzid, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:54, archived)

maybe they

ran out of yellow

(

Reckless_Rik, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:58, archived)

It was just to fuck with us.

They knew that years later we'd still be fucked-up and they thought it was funny. Cunts.

(

routine has perfected burgers, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:59, archived)

Get well soon, Diego

(

Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:39, archived)

Superb.

Woo!
edit: you frontpaged! Huzzah!

(

Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:39, archived)

FUCK YEAH!

My life is now complete.

/loads shotgun

(

Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:49, archived)

next

with the gun please

*edit* and congrats for the FP

(

comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:49, archived)

wtg!!

although i dont understand what the joke is

(

Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:51, archived)

football and dwarfs

together at last

(

comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:52, archived)

ok then

itwasthecaptionthatthrewmeoff

(

Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:53, archived)

Surely not your first?

Woo! Well deserved, too.

(

Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:53, archived)

disturbingly

accurate

woo for you

(

comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:40, archived)

d plane d plane

boss

woo woo

(

the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:40, archived)

the ball, the ball

hahahahahaha Woo that man

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:40, archived)

Have

you shopped that at all? ;)

(Gype, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:40, archived)

Marvellous!

Woo!

Morning all.

(

mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:41, archived)

You fucking dwarf!!

sorry - having a wheatley flashback*

woo to the pic

* www.mrandmrswheatley.co.uk/isay.html

(JcmS, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:41, archived)

Simply Marvelous

Brill!

(

Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:45, archived)

smashing stuff. The Man with the Golden Hand.

(

mozza, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:46, archived)

you are a genius

sir
and I doff my monday morning hat to you

(

Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:48, archived)

heheheh

tres bon

(Sigma5, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:50, archived)

woo!

that`s fantastic!!!

(

Reckless_Rik, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:57, archived)

Nice

-ly done!

(GTed, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:15, archived)

balls to the cheating twunt

I couldn't care less about him

woo to pic btw

(

Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:00, archived)

just been emailed this.

quality stuff. :)

(

mrRush, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:03, archived)

gone viral

nice work, btw

(

fineart, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:33, archived)

Wooo

Cruel and funny

(Mariana, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:33, archived)

I wasn't going for cruel...

Diego has a hero for all us short, fat kids who wanted to play football.

(

Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:36, archived)

woooo

puts gary coleman to shame

(mr wrigglesworth, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:24, archived)

as its getting busier, have my first ever compo entry

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:38, archived)

Congratulations.

you replymonkey :D

(

Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:40, archived)

editbadger

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:41, archived)

HAHA

woo

(

Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:42, archived)

hehehe

noice !

(Sigma5, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:43, archived)

Guiness book of records (spare wheel on the head contest) hots up

Never mix crossply with radicals.

hehehe

(Sigma5, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:38, archived)

That's great.

(

magnum, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:38, archived)

Fantastical

but watch out, you’ll end up with a jihad declared on you!

(Gype, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:40, archived)

Ha!

Is that a tread waste?!

(maddave, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:40, archived)

badum

tish

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:42, archived)

Arf!

I see what you've done there.

(Gype, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:43, archived)

I'm getting

wheely tired of this mid-east conflict thing.

(philthemoose asbentee and/or-ed., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:44, archived)

hehehe

i likey

(

amon - hooray :D, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:21, archived)

night b3ta

edit: big pic, small file, well...not that small I guess, sowwy
/snoozes

(AmishPolerbear, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:23, archived)

Bigger please

(

wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:24, archived)

oooh

nice!

nite nite

(JcmS, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:25, archived)

night

small pic person

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:25, archived)

god morning

(

rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:29, archived)

naughty squirrels:
www.defectiveyeti.com/squirrels.html

And another one: who did that Labour/Conservative/Lib-Dem merge again?

(

Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:29, archived)

cor!

/beyond aroused

(

lemony, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:30, archived)

You sir,

are not well - how the bollocking fuck did you find that? I'm assuming you combined the Words Squizzel, Fellatio and Google Image Search you sick puppy

(

4838 Let the man go through, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:32, archived)

found it via

a recent convert

(

Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:35, archived)

1.21 Gigawatts?

1 point 21 GIGAWATTS!!

(

4838 Let the man go through, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:39, archived)

Illustrated?

(

Canker, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:44, archived)

WOO!!!

and er, WOO!!!!

(

4838 Let the man go through, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:44, archived)

i got a spam e-mail yesterday from a site specialising in

knight porn, it contained the phrase "meat jousting" which i thought waas rather fantastic

(

lemony, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:35, archived)

Was it this one?

If so me. If not, I don't know.

(

magnum, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:32, archived)

That's the one!

I love you! May I use that for shenanigans?

(

Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:33, archived)

Go ahead

Click to biggerificalate it. I was going to work on another better one, but I haven't had time. Oh well.

(

magnum, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:35, archived)

Cheers, mate

You couldn't drop me an email, could you? I'd like to sort you out for a proper/link/name credit and all on the QT:
manic AT bloggerheads DOT com

edit: May as well do this while we're on the subject...

I'm on the prowl for political photoshops. I don't care who the target is. Send board linkage or attachments to me if you're interested in making a minor political statement. Erm, please.

(

Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:43, archived)

I tell ye what

You are bloody good at this malarky.

(

Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:39, archived)

That sir,

I one top class pic. I too had downloaded it, and was wondering whether I could "use it for shenanigans"

A few posters here and there prior to election time may be quite a laugh.

(teasus likes tea, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:41, archived)

that's

flinkin brillyunt.

(

Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:41, archived)

That looks like Prince Andrew

WOO

(badgertastic badgers are people too, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:28, archived)

Seamless, I know,

but this is the reason that despite his No. 1, his cool credentials and his potty mouth, I don't think he'll catch on in this country.

(

Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:15, archived)

We can only hope you're

right.
Woo!

(

Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:16, archived)

heard the unedited version saturday night

how fecking bad is that song!!!!!!

even limp biskit are'nt that bad

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:20, archived)

have I missed something?

who the hell is he?

(

comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:21, archived)

no.

Just some flash-in-the-pan novelty pop singer who managed to fit 34 swearwords in a middle of the road pop/R'n'b song.

(

Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:22, archived)

good

*resumes state of ignorant bliss*

(

comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:23, archived)

Here

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/music/3637485.stm

(

Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:23, archived)

Eamon's song combines hip-hop and doo-wop

????

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:25, archived)

yeah i thought that

same thing in the metro this morning.

no-one in the song goes doo-wop, (unless its doo-fucking-wop)

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:26, archived)

Doo-wop

ain't that like an R&B thing, where, in like movies and stuff, blokes start singing together on street corners in perfect harmony. Think Boyz II Men.

(Someone correct me if I'm wrong. It's the only way I'll learn)

(

Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:30, archived)

thats what i thought

alla barber shop quartette type thingy, but without the silly outfits

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:31, archived)

"a soulful street sound that takes the listener on a wild lyrical ride"

...utter nonsense...
I think the comicbookguy from the simpsons should review all music. "Worst.noveltyswearing.ever"

(

Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:30, archived)

pic is fat eamon holmes of GMTV fame

new no1 (i think) is by a bloke called eamon. who swears the word fuck 33 times in it. its a mellow song and you wouldn't expect to hear such words uttered in it

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:23, archived)

I think I'm turning into a fuddy duddy

This (NSFW) was the first thing I saw when I opened my Guardian on the crowded train this morning. I was SHOCKED and felt like writing to my MP.

(

Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:22, archived)

AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!

*Retch*

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:23, archived)

Crickey.

Those Arty Franzmeisters. And it's by Wolfgang Tilmans...
They are making an intersting point about the acceptability of the topless mod... whatever, that's not the sort of thing you want to see first thing in the morning.

(

Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:24, archived)

Fuck Franz Ferdinand

They might write top songs, but I don't want them editting my paper. The little inserts they put in made them sound like a bunch of erm... self-important, art school wankers.

(

Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:27, archived)

Hey!

I went to art school. And so did they. In conclusion, You hit the nail on the head.

(

Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:28, archived)

Oh my

(

wayward., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:25, archived)

Good idea to write to your MP.

Not because it's obscene, mind you. Because it's icky.

(

Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:25, archived)

Stickman ben, be more fluffy

For I AM the hummus.

(

wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:11, archived)

Yes, yes,

of course you are.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:13, archived)

Ok, so I'm not

What're YOU going to do about it. Huh?
Pfft.

(

wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:13, archived)

I just

generally mock.
Its my way. ;)

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:15, archived)

Fight, fight, fight

And film it.

(

rub-a-chicken, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:15, archived)

a mash battle?

Like the b3ta version of a rap battle.
That would be fun.

(

wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:16, archived)

I'd win.

Sadly I'm at work so cannot prove this, but I would.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:17, archived)

Yeah...

Bov!

(

wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:18, archived)

I would you know,

I'm great, ask anyone.
And I'm modest...oh and handsome and strong.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:20, archived)

a good liar?

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:21, archived)

Pah

I have pink hair, I'm uber fluffy, AND I can dance like a robot, whilst mashing.
*Big bucket o' fluff*

(

wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:21, archived)

Hair doth not

maketh the girly.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:22, archived)

Oops Bovine ...

Looks like he's got the moves!

(

rub-a-chicken, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:23, archived)

He's

a she, cousin dearest.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:25, archived)

she

I am a lady b3tan.

(

wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:25, archived)

Oh dear, I'll get me coat ...

*Blushes*

(

rub-a-chicken, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:27, archived)

Why?

Have you pulled?

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:27, archived)

Not to my knowlege

But I've been wrong before....

(

wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:29, archived)

* Slicks back hair *

* knots beard *

(

rub-a-chicken, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:31, archived)

*worries*

*runs home*

(

wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:35, archived)

Its safest

that way.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:39, archived)

actually, he probably would

though i don't know about the last bits

(

lemony, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:23, archived)

Come on,

I'm a Fat Adonis.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:25, archived)

Fnar fnar

but I'm full of ~~crap~~ hummus laden ideas!

(

wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:29, archived)

Snap,

keep at them, you'll soon get better.*

*this is a satirical comment, meant with love and humour.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:32, archived)

*wibble*

(

wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:33, archived)

Oh yes,

I agree.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:34, archived)

"kiss kiss"

as Holly Valance once said. I was being fluffy.
I genuinely thought this was the best.conversation.ever
(or at least the most amusing one I'd read this morning.)

Woo to your Hummusness.

(

Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:16, archived)

Ok :)
Can I still ponce around and say "I AM the hummus", even though a certain cowlike creature doesn't believe me?

(

wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:17, archived)

Yes.

The b3ta code of international law* says nothing against masquerading as "the hummus"

*FAQ

(

Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:19, archived)

Brilliant

I'm wearing my hummus hat, and everything.

(

wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:19, archived)

i'm wearing my tinfoil beanie

and silver lined jump suit.

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:21, archived)

cause that way

they can't hear what you're thinking, right?

(

wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:22, archived)

yup

shiny side out reflects
the mind control beam

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:24, archived)

what happens if you're a spack

and you have it shiny side in?

(

wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:30, archived)

then you cannot transmit your thoughts

and we shall forever be without hummus

(

the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:30, archived)

thanks

could have done with your help before posting that disaster below

(

the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:23, archived)

your b/w drawing below reminded me of this...

(

tweaknik, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:25, archived)

ARGH!

It blinked.

(

wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:30, archived)

weekend pearoast

the gent in the white fur coat wins again...

Stuck on a client's site under close(ish) supervision, so can only waste your time with pearoasts

(JcmS, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:06, archived)

Hehe

Bukkake!

(

wayward., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:14, archived)

bwahahahah!

that's just so wrong
yet feels so er, wrong too!

heh heh heh

(JcmS, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:16, archived)

Extended, topical and crap but here you go

(

the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 8:58, archived)

Pooper Smurf

now with straining animation!
Penelope Piss-Stop

(

noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 8:58, archived)

Wonderful buttock detailing

(

Frank Boff - wandering like a lost soul, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 8:58, archived)

An animated cheek!

Woo and aaarrrgghhh
*runs to toilet*

(

Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:00, archived)

hahahahha

his bum moves

bum *snigger*

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:02, archived)

Pffffft

You said bum.

(

rub-a-chicken, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:06, archived)

ppppffftttt

you're rubbing chickens

*snigger*

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:07, archived)

Don't encourage him.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:08, archived)

Sorry

encourage *giggle*

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:09, archived)

"Stay where you are, Newt..."

Click for slightly bigger

(

Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 8:58, archived)

I dont think i want to click it bigger

WOO

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 8:59, archived)

Sweet Jesus!

I almost crapped myself.

Woo!

(

Canker, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:40, archived)

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