*click*
*click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click*
gah! its not working!
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 20:17,
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gah! its not working!
*click* Bugger. *click* Bugger.
*click* Bugger. *click* Bugger. *click* Bugger. *click* Bugger. *click* Bugger. *click* Bugger. *click* Bugger. *click* Bugger. *click* Bugger. *click* Bugger.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 20:18,
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clicking didn't work so i did this. burn you purple whitch-monkey
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 20:23,
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Ahem, sorry about this. Just an oxymoron that needs stating.
Ahem, sorry about this. Just an oxymoron that needs stating.
Please be kind. First post and piccy eva.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 20:11,
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Please be kind. First post and piccy eva.
i like your user name, woo to your pic.
welcome to b3ta, pull up a kitten and shop me a gourd. you'll not be coming home this christmas.
erm... or something
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 20:14,
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erm... or something
there ought to be a secret code for that
like there is for ~ faq~
like ~welcome~ or something
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 20:16,
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like ~welcome~ or something
noone seems to do the little speech any more
it's just "Woo, welcome"
too many new members for it recently i think
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 20:17,
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too many new members for it recently i think
Thank you all
Thanks for replying to my post. Above is another I made. WOOO!
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 20:23,
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A film for all the family
sorry, quick & dirty, and i had to get it out of my head
apologies if its 'bindun'
edit: added stainage
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 20:09,
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sorry, quick & dirty, and i had to get it out of my head
apologies if its 'bindun'
edit: added stainage
Mummy, why does the kitty have brown sauce dribbling from his hat.
Woosome
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 20:10,
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Actually, I find his expression sums it up entirely
"I have poop in my hat you know!"
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 20:14,
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HAHAHA
i hope my bonfire doesn't start a bandwagon
shouldn't have said that....
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 20:11,
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shouldn't have said that....
it's only a one man bandwagon so far
you're all welcome aboard though.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 20:12,
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jennifer love hewitt
or jennifer loves hugetits as she's known
fwaptastic
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 20:17,
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fwaptastic
Was going to adapt this short, real-life conversation into a stick figure comic strip, but then I thought....... Bollocks.
Yay for screendump!
I'm a bit sorry if this is too random or mildly self-indulgent.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:55,
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I'm a bit sorry if this is too random or mildly self-indulgent.
That's so insane
I think I'll devote the rest of my life to feeding peanuts to sea bass.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 20:06,
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nargh!
Shock Horror:
freakimus's spazzy panda pisses on rabid peanut's mind!
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 20:07,
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freakimus's spazzy panda pisses on rabid peanut's mind!
woo to eating butter
could you tell us where to get the adventure?
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:58,
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Bunny robots
rule, thats pretty cool should be one on every street corner any day now...
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 20:09,
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haha
i had that adventure long ago
might still have it now in the loft with my speccy
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 20:00,
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might still have it now in the loft with my speccy
although I enjoyed the original
this is the version I'm looking forward to most
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:54,
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I spent almost as long
trying to think of a new strapline
as stamping on all the fistmasks (\neologism)
then decided the original was best
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 20:00,
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as stamping on all the fistmasks (\neologism)
then decided the original was best
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*breathe*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
where's sirsandgoblin when you need him though
woo
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:57,
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woo
fellowship of the fist
they're fisting about mary
a muppet christmas fisting
a fist full of fists
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 20:12,
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a muppet christmas fisting
a fist full of fists
Holy crap!
He's really going now!
And how's your homework going? *folds arms*
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:56,
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And how's your homework going? *folds arms*
a bin full of ash on a faulty fire
i told my ex they were the real lyrics hahaha stupid cow
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:54,
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Unshopped - just made me chuckle
questions:
1)Is fire only a risky business for children?
2)What type of child is that?
3)Who set him/her alight?
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:50,
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1)Is fire only a risky business for children?
2)What type of child is that?
3)Who set him/her alight?
I love that
little guy. Me and my friend Dave used to go cutting them off the school's matches and glueing/sellotaping them inside our chemistry teacher's markbook.
Cherished memories...
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:52,
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Cherished memories...
it did make me laugh at work for about an hour today
I was bored!
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:53,
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Don't play with fire
or Frances the firefly will come and DESTROY YOU*
*or something like that
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:53,
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*or something like that
'ning
here's a pointless story:
there was a b3tan named rabid peanut, who wanted to go to another b3tan's site to look at cool stuff like haggis hurling. he found a software design site. 'hang on,' he thought that's not right.' he then saw the other b3tan's name was eclectech, and not electech
just goes to show: always read things carefully
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 20:01,
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there was a b3tan named rabid peanut, who wanted to go to another b3tan's site to look at cool stuff like haggis hurling. he found a software design site. 'hang on,' he thought that's not right.' he then saw the other b3tan's name was eclectech, and not electech
just goes to show: always read things carefully
bugger...
i don't think there didn't use to be anything there... i had thought about grabbing that domain as it's a common typo of eclectech (it's been used in the newsletter 3 or 4 times)... how annoying... :(
edit: although it looks like it's been registered for a few years so i couldn't have got it anyhow... hey ho...
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 20:11,
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edit: although it looks like it's been registered for a few years so i couldn't have got it anyhow... hey ho...
i saw that pic on a box of matches i bought in the pub
made me laugh too
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:56,
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Nearly finished, not great chibu Vash.
Just wanted to tell my tales of insulting celebraties which I missed in the holidays...
I scowled at Peter mandelson In kfc in which he and his photographers stuck his nose in to me and my friends busness. It just so happened my friend was reading tarot cards so she read his. She (not knowing who he was, can u blame her?) told him he was going to get very ill, have lots of deceite and people doing things behind his back, but gonna have a long life. This was exactly what the cards said and some jornalists pointed and laughed with me :)
When Tony blair came to the uni and everyone boes him, i shouted "cock off" and he waved.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:46,
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Just wanted to tell my tales of insulting celebraties which I missed in the holidays...
I scowled at Peter mandelson In kfc in which he and his photographers stuck his nose in to me and my friends busness. It just so happened my friend was reading tarot cards so she read his. She (not knowing who he was, can u blame her?) told him he was going to get very ill, have lots of deceite and people doing things behind his back, but gonna have a long life. This was exactly what the cards said and some jornalists pointed and laughed with me :)
When Tony blair came to the uni and everyone boes him, i shouted "cock off" and he waved.
woo to the pic
glad you told Tony to cock off, i would have :)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:48,
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oooh
nice, what is vash off?
(been reading hellsing, same artist?)
EDIT: ahhhh trigun
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:52,
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(been reading hellsing, same artist?)
EDIT: ahhhh trigun
random?
/people seem to have stopped pedantry about this recently, i think it was about the time sargant left.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:43,
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/people seem to have stopped pedantry about this recently, i think it was about the time sargant left.
No
I still have a pedantry irk about it but I can't be arsed to explain....
Edit: Besides the toons are rather woo
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:45,
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Edit: Besides the toons are rather woo
it niggles at me
but i don't very often mention it, this one just caught my eye for some reason
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:48,
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well they should
it's not like it's a difficult one to remember, i can justifiably say that this:
is random within the bounds 1<x<100
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:50,
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19 93 26 18 44
100 47 91 58 56
99 39 92 36 53
97 99 32 47 9
31 1 74 29 96
75 34 52 8 90
83 51 32 37 29
32 74 98 72 80
76 17 40 73 58
47 92 73 90 99
64 64 47 89 73
23 4 42 91 15
8 8 28 76 26
24 88 12 87 18
93 32 59 86 71
9 18 44 76 20
19 8 50 54 3
52 74 66 24 13
83 11 70 2 57
94 66 67 82 100
is random within the bounds 1<x<100
There is no such thing as a series of random number generated by a computer
100% fact
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 20:08,
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that's why i didn't use one generated by a computer
it is calculated from atmospheric background radiation
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 20:11,
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Interesting
My maths formula book (for A-level) has a table of random numbers. Always puts a smile on my face.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 20:15,
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Depends what you mean by computer,
A finite state machine can't create a random number, but a modern computer often has non-deterministic devices attached to it such as the sound card which can generate random values.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 20:24,
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No - actually is isnt.
If it was truly random within the bounds of 1
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:41,
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well there's that
and the fact that the pedantry was wrong
"random" as in "an arbitrary selection" or "a seemingly unconnected choice or decision" is an entirely acceptable use for the word.
/mathsdoctoratelinguisticspedant
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:52,
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"random" as in "an arbitrary selection" or "a seemingly unconnected choice or decision" is an entirely acceptable use for the word.
/mathsdoctoratelinguisticspedant
but this cartoon strip was highly unlikely
to be even remotely "random" instead it would be "wacky" possibly even "zany". no offense to devil duck as such but the the mashed 4 cell strips we see on here are pretty damn formulaeic (as a rule)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:55,
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fair enough
my pedantry energy is uncommonly low
(what if "andre" had turned into a marmoset in the final frame and said the words "holistic perpetrator conquest"?)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:59,
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(what if "andre" had turned into a marmoset in the final frame and said the words "holistic perpetrator conquest"?)
then i would probably have preferred
unexpected or unusual
though psuedo-random might have been applicable
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 20:03,
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though psuedo-random might have been applicable
while we're all being so pedantic....
...can you apply the word "both" to more than one object?
i.e. "I'll take both" and pick up all 3?
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 20:03,
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i.e. "I'll take both" and pick up all 3?
not really ... sounds a bit odd
in french you use the equivalent of "all"
even when there's just two ... makes life (marginally) simpler
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 20:09,
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even when there's just two ... makes life (marginally) simpler
the one on the left is doug
the one on the right is clearly andre (no accent)
put 'em together and what do you get?
bippety boppety woo
/dodgymusicalfilmreferences
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:53,
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put 'em together and what do you get?
bippety boppety woo
/dodgymusicalfilmreferences
well
i used MSpaint to draw it then played around with the smoke in another program
ooh and thank you for the sticker, i likes stickers i do
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:43,
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ooh and thank you for the sticker, i likes stickers i do
Woo! Superb.
But inaccurate. Bush's computer is in fact made by Fisher Price, not Omnitron inc.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:43,
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fuck me, a front page
never got it the first time round (about 2 years ago). the magic donkey is a fickle beast.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:40,
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A round of applause
and probably closer to the truth than we think.....
*twilight zone theme tune*
..except it's probably Condi on the other end of the line.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:21,
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*twilight zone theme tune*
..except it's probably Condi on the other end of the line.
Good evening.
Another QOTSA side-project - Beagles Of Death Metal!
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:30,
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Another QOTSA side-project - Beagles Of Death Metal!
Hello there
Our computer is back from the hospital now - does anyone know how I can reinstall Picture It Express 2000? I have the disk, but it won't load.
Thanks m'dears.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:40,
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Thanks m'dears.
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