My Little China Girl....
You shouldn't mess with me...
"Oh, baby, just you shut your mouth..."
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:33,
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You shouldn't mess with me...
"Oh, baby, just you shut your mouth..."
That would be disturbing
even if it DIDN'T look like Bjork. Eeek!
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:38,
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what happens when the 1st baby poops?
(nooooooo too horrid to imagine)
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:31,
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Imagine the piss...
It would be like a champagne glass fountain - fantastic
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:34,
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bet those babies could teach you a thing or 2 about paintshop and cars, eh rawr
heh
edited to make more sense
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:33,
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edited to make more sense
hahahahha
hahah hahah hahahaahha yeah.
edit: i still can't believe the audacity of that kid trying to say that pic was his
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:34,
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edit: i still can't believe the audacity of that kid trying to say that pic was his
i'll start your fund off
with some soft hob-nobs and half a button.
WOO that idea
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:27,
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WOO that idea
woo animpaintmash
(also has a fucking awful piece of dried piss optical mouse)
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:29,
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i have one of those
and it does go shitty often, but i just undo and try again
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:31,
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Perfect snatch action!
\autocomplete
I don't remember *that* one...
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:36,
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I don't remember *that* one...
rectal harpsichords were fatal in 86% of cases
/porto-grandprix
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:43,
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we need smug bastard much morely than at present
/autocomplete
teehee this is fun
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:00,
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teehee this is fun
i might get round to doing a wallpaper one of these days
but at the moment it's too much like hard work
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:18,
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haha
I went through a stage where I couldn't read a book without thinking how lemmings would get over the words.
arrrgh.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:15,
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arrrgh.
i look at pictures now
and work out where the best place for my worms is....
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:16,
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Wow you have it bad.
The only story that comes close is a friend who was an obsessive Red Alert fan and would walk down the street and see little health bars for people/cars/buldings hovering just over the top of them.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:22,
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Haha!
fantastic. Played a hell of a lot of Operation Flashpoint and found myself eyeing up potential sniper positions in r/l.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:24,
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Haha
Hello to you sir. made me laugh last week when one of the rumors in the papers was that keegan was one of the managers on chelsea's list.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:26,
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On the plus
side... if every anyone plans an 'attack' on our ground, they will be asleep before they can set anything off.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:30,
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true
i had a thought about that before. UTD are convinced it was them. (arrogant cockbadgers). personally i think the target was eastlands, not when city are playing though, england play at least 2 games there in may/june.....
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:34,
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Fucking hell.
Op Flash stole weeks of my life that I want back. And when I had finished, I wasted a few more weeks making a custom mission in the editor with loads of intricate event triggers and cut scenes. After that I used the test feature in the editor to just place loads of enemies and bomb around as the gunner in an apache. I know what you mean about sniping positions though, I had that after I played CS as well. You know you have a problem when you sit and day dream about turning your school/place of work into a level. Its even worse when you sit down with the level editor and actually make it happen though.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:30,
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I made a
stunt man mission for OFP with bikes that could jump, Ramps, Busses to Ramp over, more ramps and the theme to the Fall Guy. And handgliders.
im about to put it back on my system for a game or two with the old OFP players. for old time sake. should look much nicer on this pc than the last one aswell.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:33,
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im about to put it back on my system for a game or two with the old OFP players. for old time sake. should look much nicer on this pc than the last one aswell.
I had a similar problem
after playing too much Enemy Territory as a medic... red needles over heads. "I need a medic"
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:25,
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When travelling in a car,
suburban walls and buildings = Sonic the Hedgehog terrain.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:21,
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Its amazing
how many real life games of football are full of ISS Pro Evolution Soccer moments.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:22,
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i once played lemmings
all day, and i could see them marching along my posters when i was trying to get to sleep.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:16,
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That caption
prompted an event that required some sort of liquid clean up operation post haste. Top Job.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:11,
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TJ:
have i missed any further adventures of Fluffy Twuntsocks?
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:20,
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Aft'noon.
I havent seen you for a while. No you haven't missed anything. I went home for Easter and took my hard drive but left the computer so there hasnt been much doing on the Viking front. I have been writing down ideas on a post it pad next to my computer though and have a whole series planned. My dad found the list of stuff and thought I was a bit funny in the head.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:26,
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hahah
yeah i've been away on the weekends as of late... been down south pillaging the US and what not...
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:27,
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Haha
Quick shower and a swift line and he will feel much better.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:14,
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Woo for two stripe
Yay for east 17
and houpla for being the don dada of mentalists!
/edit....and welcome, by the way.
you will never leave etc, etc....
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:08,
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and houpla for being the don dada of mentalists!
/edit....and welcome, by the way.
you will never leave etc, etc....
four stripes
four stripes are also a beautiful thing...and a couple in wetherspoons supping cheap booze,,,,,,one in twos and one in fours...that bring a tear to me eye
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:18,
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Uh oh...
Uh oh. Thes cottoned on to my use of tripod. Fucksocks.
Dear Tripod Member,
We have noticed an unusual increase of bandwidth on your website
members.lycos.co.uk/projectomega/ during the last few days.
Please keep in mind that any abuse from a user on Tripod decreases the
general quality of service on Lycos Tripod.
To guarantee a high-quality service to all Tripod users, we would like
to ask you to respect the following rules:
- Do not use your Tripod account as a storage space.
- Do not publish illegal contents on your website (pirate software,
pornography, etc.)
- Do not communicate your FTP login and password to other people.
This is just a warning.
Please make sure you comply with Tripod’s Terms and Conditions
www.lycos.co.uk/service/terms.html.
We value your membership and appreciate your co-operation,
Your Lycos Tripod Team.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:07,
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Dear Tripod Member,
We have noticed an unusual increase of bandwidth on your website
members.lycos.co.uk/projectomega/ during the last few days.
Please keep in mind that any abuse from a user on Tripod decreases the
general quality of service on Lycos Tripod.
To guarantee a high-quality service to all Tripod users, we would like
to ask you to respect the following rules:
- Do not use your Tripod account as a storage space.
- Do not publish illegal contents on your website (pirate software,
pornography, etc.)
- Do not communicate your FTP login and password to other people.
This is just a warning.
Please make sure you comply with Tripod’s Terms and Conditions
www.lycos.co.uk/service/terms.html.
We value your membership and appreciate your co-operation,
Your Lycos Tripod Team.
...
No problem. I just want to have my site listed in the B3TA newletter to melt the server. Tripod are such twunts.
If my server implodes its B3ta's fault. Naw. I love ya really B3ta!
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:09,
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If my server implodes its B3ta's fault. Naw. I love ya really B3ta!
oh crap..?
We're NOT supposed to be clicking on it and downloading stuff now?
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:10,
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Take a chill pill, man.
1 - for freelancer - a video game
2 - Because my piccys melting me server. Showing howmany people are here.
Go draw something fluffy, dude. And take a chill pill.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:15,
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2 - Because my piccys melting me server. Showing howmany people are here.
Go draw something fluffy, dude. And take a chill pill.
But...but.....
You haven't broken any of their ricockulous faschist rules have you? I, on the other hand, only use my tripod account for image hosting for b3ta pictures.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:15,
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Who done the picture of the bloke on the front page?
If it ain't Carlos Equezzera, I'll eat my hat
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:34,
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perdy fly for a fly guy
is it a bird, is it a game? No, it's a fun piece of flashness! Old? don't know. If so, it nevertheless is rather very wot wot eh wot
www.trevorvanmeter.com/flyguy/
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:04,
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www.trevorvanmeter.com/flyguy/
yip, never put too much salt on them -
it's sooooo bad for you!
nice pic!
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:02,
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nice pic!
i've just never bothered as i'm shite and will
eventually shuffle off this mortal coil without an FP ever.
FACT
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:05,
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FACT
i make them all
280, just in case
edit/ keeps the k down as well
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:04,
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edit/ keeps the k down as well
i don't mind because i have the great and powerful broadband
but could you please save that as a .GIF or .JPG to make the filesize smaller in future please?
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:04,
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Let's see...
7,000 page refreshes at 580Kb each...
Man! Is your ISP gonna be ever so pissed!
F5*F5*F5*F5
/edit : Heehee : it's already slowed to a crawl!
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:15,
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Man! Is your ISP gonna be ever so pissed!
F5*F5*F5*F5
/edit : Heehee : it's already slowed to a crawl!
bit late for easter... but hey...
Jesus swore they'd never get him..
biggimbarcation
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:51,
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biggimbarcation
"Well, Roy, The Guinness Record for most hamburgers eaten within ten minutes was 21 burgers..."
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:50,
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On noticing your username:
Go to every charity shop you can find, its all really cheap eg 50p a record. A friend and I picked up loads of interesting vinyl at the weekend after clearing out all ones in Huddersfield.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:58,
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yeah i'm planning to ;)
i'll leave huddersfield out of the target list tho
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:01,
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Good idea.
They also provide a wealth of terrible 70s clothes which when worn on a night out in conjuction with a silly wig and sun glasses garner you much attention from attractive laydees. Drunk laydess. Drunk laydees who are possibly willing to do things that they might regret later.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:03,
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Probably. Its cetainly something I'd regret.
Although I cant verify that as it has only been tested in Chester.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:06,
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ANOTHER one?
you've already got one record player, son. I'm not buying you another.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:59,
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Haha
Doctor - Im sorry Mr Castle, you only have 12 months to live.
Roy - I'll do it in 6!
record breaker-tastic.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:57,
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Roy - I'll do it in 6!
record breaker-tastic.
That's an oddly placed F5
but woo anyway
I always press the refresh button in my browser to be honest.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:51,
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I always press the refresh button in my browser to be honest.
True
I know. F5 buttons on the internet are so hard to find. I guess you could lever it from its current location with a screwdriver and apply it else where. Like we do in ICT to the teaches PC. When hes outside chatting up the HOY.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:54,
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Actually it's gotta be "apple and Q"
stops people catching me looking at porn
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:57,
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Pearoast
Damn microsoft shitty pile of shite... Pauses... wait a minuite *gets idea*
Pearoast
Edit: oops.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:59,
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Pearoast
Edit: oops.
Yeah, but
the newer Mac keyboards don't have F13 at all. Thank God for Pro keyboards!
Incidentally, I like F7 (guides).
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:55,
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Incidentally, I like F7 (guides).
I like
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1234567890!"£$%^&*()_+-={}~[]#:@;'?,./¬|\`, but i'm not keen on the alt key....
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:58,
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ahhh, yes, the abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1234567890!"£$%^&*()_+-={}~[]#:@;'?,./¬|\`, key
handy if you ever need to type abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1234567890!"£$%^&*()_+-={}~[]#:@;'?,./¬|\`, which comes up surprisingly often.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:01,
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why no golden abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1234567890!"£$%^&*()_+-={}~[]#:@;'?,./¬|\`, key?
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