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#
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:59, archived)
# haha kinky
Just read all of the Foot in moth answers.

Not laughed so much for a long time. I seem to have a thing for the disabled ones...quite wrong really
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:59, archived)
# Quality
muffly.........hehehehehe!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:00, archived)
# Medal, medal!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:06, archived)
# I never did trust him....eyes too close together
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:57, archived)
# blimey, he's even had his contrast adjusted to make sure no black appears in his photograph
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:59, archived)
# hahah
he is uber
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:00, archived)
# hello
i'm back... sorry, wandered away from me pc for a bit
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:00, archived)
# i spotted it
see below
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:03, archived)
# you mean
contrast adjusted quickly and badly
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:01, archived)
# nice
woo
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:59, archived)
# Did I miss something?
Has he put his foot in it on telly or something? Never had big ron down as a racist.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:03, archived)
# yes
he had to resign, would find a link but can't be arsed sorry
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:09, archived)
# Got it...
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:13, archived)
# ahh yes thats the kiddy
god knows what he said though
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:17, archived)
# If popbitch sources are to be believed
He called Dessailly a 'lazy f**king ni**er'
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:25, archived)
# i'm no racist i've worked with loads of blacks

quick and dirty like big ron,bigot
edit/sorry
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:55, archived)
# Ah the big fella
just the way we like him.....!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:56, archived)
# Like South Africa - it's a game of two halves.
(or summat)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:57, archived)
# .


bbc caption: Desailly (blue shirt) in action during the game against Monaco

yeah, i was wondering which was the black player, cheers
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:58, archived)
# Thats amazing.
Hooray!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:00, archived)
# Meh.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:55, archived)
# Down at the bottom of the garden...
... with the birds and the bees...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:56, archived)
# live a lot of little people,
called the poddington peas

hehe, i';ve only just noticed it said 'poddingtons'...
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:06, archived)
# I am liking that.
I dont know why but I have always been strangely enamoured by the Boddingtons logo. It just sort of "works" in my head. I'll be quiet now.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:57, archived)
# Mmm.. I can taste it now.
(woo/yay!)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:58, archived)
# Lovely.
Have a : "yay!"
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:58, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
fan flippin tastic
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:58, archived)
# hahahaha
woo yay
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:59, archived)
# Finally!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:55, archived)
# hehehehe
nice idea
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:56, archived)
# ...
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:02, archived)
# Grow
.............
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:49, archived)
# you should really
stop doing that.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:50, archived)
# Growing
.!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:52, archived)
# Grown.
Now stop.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:53, archived)
# Groan
 
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:53, archived)
# So early in the night?
I think not! Sorry!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:54, archived)
# awwwwwwww
:p
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:55, archived)
# Not much of a groaner anyway...
... more of a giggler.
Not that you want to know such details!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:57, archived)
# STOP
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:53, archived)
# I agree
He/She may have to be hurted...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:54, archived)
# have a link jiva just posted to 4rthur
it seems rather addictive www.thejab.com/newsite/balm.html
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:53, archived)
# fucking bastard
of a game, bloody hard that 'un
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:05, archived)
# no pic, but a link ...
redneck remix of the Bubble Bobble theme :

remix.kwed.org/?search_id=170

oh my!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:47, archived)
# Tuesday
!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:38, archived)
# yer maw
!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:39, archived)
# it's wednesday*

*the hardest day to spell
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:40, archived)
# I know what you mean
it's just too much
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:42, archived)
# Not in Bulgaria.
It's Thursday there *




* Thursday the 22-April-1872
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:45, archived)
# Love Bulgaria
and Thursdays
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:48, archived)
# harder in Finnish
keskiviikko I think. But it might be keskiviiko or keskivikko.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:48, archived)
# Japanese

(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:53, archived)
# isn't that Tuesday?
kayoubi.

Wednesday is Suiyoubi (water), I believe.

fuck me.. I really need to get out more...
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:07, archived)
# Replant your Brassicas in May and cover them in mulch.
/spot the reference
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:41, archived)
# Er...
Did I say it once?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:41, archived)
# referencing yourself?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:42, archived)
# I have a limited array of quotes.
and bloody hell you found that quick.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:44, archived)
# I have my sources.




like google
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:46, archived)
# i think you're stalking him
I know where he lives. I'll tell you for a fiver
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:50, archived)
# ooooh, is bernardthesprout still around?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:42, archived)
# hello
that i am. sporadically
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:59, archived)
# that java thing is rather ace!
although the zoom function seems to go funny sometimes. it doesn't seem to quite zoom to where i ask it to
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:01, archived)
# yeah
it was my first attempt at playing with a gui...the source code for the mandlebrot generator was written, admittedly in java, but in german. (ie german variables, etc). it took some time to get my head around it enough to dress it up in a gui, and it still has occasional issues with re drawing. did you see the "known issues" bit in the readme?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:04, archived)
# I tues friday.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:42, archived)
# tue tue
thomas
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:44, archived)
# Pffft...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:38, archived)
# what a lovely cheesy head
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:48, archived)
# * Feels a Twazzock*
*Thought it was an orange*
*Goes to shoot self*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:50, archived)
# Thats the last trip I make to the 24hr garage....
bless 'er....
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:37, archived)
# Pfffft!
I know a couple of mates that would appreciate that - both 25 and their mums still don't know they smoke...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:40, archived)
# i'm not angry
i'm just disappointed.

:'(
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:54, archived)
# *wheeze*

(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:54, archived)
# Hmmm....
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:37, archived)
# Avec extra hover
peut etre?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:37, archived)
# hehe
fantastique!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:40, archived)
# Youppi!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:44, archived)
# miam
la cuisine est incroyable!

Having read through a lot a of the answers to this weeks question I noticed your name coming up a few times. I creates the impression that you only stop talking long enough to swap feet.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:44, archived)
# Me = Cnut
I have at least another dozen, but thought people would either be bored or presume I was just making them up.

I keep remembering new ones.... it's quite scary!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:48, archived)
# I
presume they took place mostly before you discovered b3ta and joined the ranks of recluses, staying in, talking to no one, getting only the light cast by your monitor.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:52, archived)
# Hehehe
The kind of thing this guy would order:

(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:46, archived)
# For the love of GOD
Please tell me there isn't such a thing as a burberry shell suit.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:54, archived)
# Show some respect...
... he killed and skinned 27 football hooligans just to make it.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:00, archived)
# *phew*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:54, archived)
# jud jud
My new favourite band.
I don't know how many of you b3tans are into oldskool hardcore, but any of you that are may know what I'm talking about: You know when you vocalise the sound of a breakdown, and you kind of go "JudJud, naaahrrrrgh jud, dundun dunannun"
That's what these kids do.
You have to listen to understand.
JudJud

Alsmost certainly not glasscock.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:36, archived)
# ...marvellous stuff.
Tim Westwood would love it.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:43, archived)
# Jim?
That you?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:53, archived)
# help
any one wana help me in designing a logo plz
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:35, archived)
# look mate
his is about the 4th time you've asked, why not do it yourself? think of it as a learning experience
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:36, archived)
# WAWYLDB?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:36, archived)
# Go on then
It'll look like my todger invading your sister, though.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:37, archived)
# Mumble grumble....
... we aren't your photoshop bitches ... etc etc.

Top tips: keep it simple, use typography wisely, remember the 4 colour process, make sure it works in black and white.

EDIT: and always wear sunscreen....

(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:38, archived)
# Focus,
ask yourself what might be funny to everyone except me.



Keep a clear head





and







carry a light bulb
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:40, archived)
# Yup!


/edit : Sorry if this seems unfluffy, but this is about the fifth time he's asked...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:38, archived)
# *Logo Designing

Hullo late night shoppers... This is the first time I've been on here so late... yay
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:38, archived)
# The way I do things is to go to somewhere like
www.1001freefonts.com (popup hell- be warned) and find a nice font that fits the style.

Then I draw randomly until I hit on an idea I like, and pretend I meant to do it that wall all along.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:39, archived)
# thx
thx for u help at least some ppl ar kind to point me in the right direction thx again
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:43, archived)
# No problems...
... you now owe us at least 3 photoshopped kittens in return.


/far too fluffy this evening.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:52, archived)
#
here's yer feckin' logo...

(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:45, archived)
# hehe
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:49, archived)
# Thats
really rather cool, i like that. Woo, even if it was done in jest.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:50, archived)
# nice
s/he should be honoured
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:51, archived)
# *gasp*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:53, archived)
# This took me hours.
shhh... It's the fox!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:30, archived)
# The dog in the middle of the third row.
What do I win? What do I win?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:31, archived)
# You win a double dork combo.
And a woo and a yay.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:35, archived)
# Oh, well I already have a woo and a yay.
So I guess I'll give them back to you.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:36, archived)
# The gay one
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:32, archived)
# their all gay!
.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:44, archived)
# x2,
y5
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:32, archived)
# is that a wolf?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:34, archived)
# bastard, that was my submarine
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:34, archived)
# lemony!!!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:35, archived)
# yes?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:37, archived)
# it's ok i sorted it now

:P
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:38, archived)
# lucky sod
he got my ball sack



/changes his battleships bed covers
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:36, archived)
# Second row, third down.
It's a wolf cub.
Do I win 'owt?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:32, archived)
# Was it too easy?
So many smart people round here.

You can share the double dork combo with philthemoose, if he lets you
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:36, archived)
# Not too easy no...
... but thanks for the prezzy!
*Yoink!*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:45, archived)
# THAT BIG FUCKING IGUANA
GET IT TO FUCK!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:32, archived)
# It's going to take me hours to spot it
You are truly a quiz devil! ;o)

PS - what is iGnu anyway?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:34, archived)
# Thankoooo
The old name was gnu2000, which was boring.
So I updated.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:38, archived)
# only one calico
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:35, archived)
# someone been watching
godzilla?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:36, archived)
# The one
with the odd ears.........
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:40, archived)
# The blue one!
Is there a prize?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:42, archived)
# Well....
it's the GING-ERRRRRRR
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:45, archived)
# His master was bitchin’
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:30, archived)
# hahaha!
thats the funniest thing ive seen in ages!

top dog!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:31, archived)
# nice
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:31, archived)
# Haven't you done this one already?
you precocious precociouser
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:34, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
proper job!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:32, archived)
# lemony?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:34, archived)
# *stares*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:35, archived)
# Excellent!!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:37, archived)
# hahahaha
very woo yay
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:39, archived)
# brilliant
love the reflections :)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:44, archived)
# ?

EDIT : I am very drunk.....
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:45, archived)
# haha
that's made my night

thanks all
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:49, archived)
# Perfectomondo!
Excellent! W/Y/H!!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:52, archived)
# Wonderful!
I'd would love this on my desktop. Is there an embiggenesd version by any chance? [The original, that is]
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:38, archived)
# hehe yeah
I'd like a bigulated version also.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:09, archived)
# you probably won't see this now
but sadly this is as big as it gets :(

thanks anyway
(, Mon 26 Apr 2004, 17:41, archived)
# haha!
wikkid!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:50, archived)
# that is
first class.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:17, archived)
# haha
pure class mate !
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:00, archived)
# *scratches record*
nice stuff (woo!)

btw, are you lemonhead of q3w ? o_O
(, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 1:53, archived)
# G'Night all!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:27, archived)
# Nice!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:28, archived)
# kiss me
now beautifull
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:29, archived)
# Happy Birthday for in half an hour..
.. you share it with my Dad!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:30, archived)
# night
nice lemonhead. yay!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:31, archived)
# FINALLY!
My first Flash Video...

Done!!!

Anyone want to host it for me for the newsletter? It has an html component.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:24, archived)
# you can host the flashfile from an msn group (it goes in documents)
then host the html off your own space as it'll only be diddy
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:25, archived)
# tried...
I got this:


You Have Exceeded A Resource Limit

Sorry you are attempting to create an entry that would exceed a system resource.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:27, archived)
# ahhh, no idea then
i havn't got the bandwidth to host a newslettered flash file off my space sadly
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:28, archived)
# What size....?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:30, archived)
# 1.2 MB...
quite small!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:39, archived)
# evening again
did you like the java thingy? bit of last years coursework. i can't take the credit for the fractal generator, i just dressed it up in a nice (ish) gui...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:32, archived)
# i still havn't had a proper look
i'm on the wanky machine at the moment, give me 10 mins and i'll switch my proper computer on
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:38, archived)
# i'm sure it's great
however, my browser has gone nuts lately and refuse to play flash. :(

well... good night everyone.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:29, archived)
# I'm your Huckleberry
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:30, archived)
# REALLY???
Cuz it's a great video of Otters doing a Dead Kennedys song with a bit o Spoonerism...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:31, archived)
# It Rox
fucking ace song and some tasty spong action

edit: email me and we'll set it up

m3aticontrolwebdotcom
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:34, archived)
# thankee!!
but I cannot seem to find a home for it.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:41, archived)
# That
is fucking top work man :)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:43, archived)
# thank you :D
and stuff...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:45, archived)
# Works for me.
Only, I don't want to stop listening to idioteque.
So I'll watch it later.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:34, archived)
# That is fucking Ace!!!
And your first one!!!??? Can't wait for the rest

*bows down in awe*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:36, archived)
# very good
that is
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:36, archived)
# Thank you sir!
how ya been?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:42, archived)
# slow board pearoast for the nightcrawlers and lack of hummus


makes me laugh anyways :)

not technically a pearoast as i tidied up my
shoddy 'shop from the first time. i know it's
still not seamless but it was a quicky.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:22, archived)
# Actually...
It's pretty damned good.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:22, archived)
# cheers
it was better in my head i think
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:32, archived)
# *runs away*
Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmm! There's a man after meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:23, archived)
# you sure?
I think he/she's gender is questionable.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:24, archived)
# If I told my mum there was a woman after me she would call me a soft twat.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:25, archived)
# ah
well, it's more an "IT" than anything.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:27, archived)
# repost will you?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:23, archived)
# there was a snooker player on Eurosport the other day
who had a burberry waistcoat and bowtie. i laughed hard. :)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:26, archived)
# woo!
and woo for chav...

(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:27, archived)
# Top banana.
Have a : woo!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:32, archived)
# i love the
chav twist to that!!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:33, archived)
# Just had to give this guy a plug
After stumbling upon his work on a Google Image Search:



His name is Will Bullas, and he'd make a fine B3TAN!

More of his work
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:21, archived)
# he might...
but that's still SPAM.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:23, archived)
# Of course it is mate...
and monkeys fly out of my butt.....
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:26, archived)
# hmmm...
that I'd pay to see.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:29, archived)
# *sets up webcam and paypal account*
Gimme 5 mate...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:32, archived)
# watch bruce almighty
and see a monkey fly out of a butt

ps ello
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:33, archived)
# We don't get many watercolours here
tends to muck up our screens
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:26, archived)
# Admittedly yes
The medium of watercolour isn't the best for the digital arena.

But I was mainly praising his composition and the subtle transposition of animals onto everyday human situations.

/what he said
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:31, archived)
# down on the farm manages pretty well with it
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:34, archived)
# You're not wrong...
Hope he lets them dry before he puts them on his scanner.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:36, archived)

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