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# won't someone please think of the cherries?

evening all...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:48, archived)
# Awww!
They make such a good popping sound, though

(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:51, archived)
# Mmmmmm cherries
I'm thinking about them now ;)
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:51, archived)
# Is she gonna...




wait for it...





pop her cherry?!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:51, archived)
# now that's giving me the horn
most woo
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:51, archived)
# hehehe
noice
(Sigma5, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:53, archived)
# Wow yay
A mouth like that makes me wish I was a cherry.
(fcknuts, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:55, archived)
# Awwww. Cute but cruel
Lovely stuff. =)
(nan-demo, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:56, archived)
[challenge entry] far too late and not as funny as I thought
HomObase

short for sapien :D
(I helped save b3ta! ran93r, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:46, archived)
[challenge entry] tada!
My compo Entry.

cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:46, archived)
# Gadzooks!
Lovely work.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:47, archived)
# lovely stuff
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:54, archived)
# Hurrah
Very nicely done. I wish all apples did that. =)
(nan-demo, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:57, archived)
# this year i got a bottle of tesco tequila, a copy of playboy and a straight razor
(wibbleflex, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:43, archived)
# nice
also classy
(I helped save b3ta! vexation in opposition to the toaster no purchase necessary, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:46, archived)
# Just as well.
Gay razors might have the AIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:48, archived)
# Good AIDS or bad AIDS?
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:49, archived)
# Depends if the shavee got it through
a blood transfusion or...
Imagine if a madman burst in here, waving a machine gun and shot you to bits.
I might get some of your blood in my mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:51, archived)
# Can somebody call security please......
... and have this man removed during the break please.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:55, archived)
# Beastman
Aids
(Willboy:, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:52, archived)
# Science chaos = no orgasms


thank goodness for friction eh girls !

quest:- do you think old Einstein put his theory to the test .... looks like he did hehehe
(Sigma5, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:40, archived)
# Hooray for pron...
I was looking for an excuse to post this.
(fcknuts, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:43, archived)
# Seamless
and woo
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:44, archived)
# Cor.
That's a pretty hardcore prawn. Look at them... er... pointy things.
(tomsk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:49, archived)
# I'm very sad to confirm
that the formula is correct.

/A-level physics, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! DigitalJim dishwasher & microwave safe, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:47, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:37, archived)
# I'd
been wondering what John Redwood was up to these days.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:40, archived)
# His nuts in a pig.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:40, archived)
# She's
a bit bongy-eyed but I think that's rather overstating the case
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:42, archived)
# Oh.
I thought you meant the real John Redwood.

I'm John Redwood, yes I'm the real Redwood.
All you other John Redwoods are just imitatin'
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:46, archived)
# In
fact that bloke in the pic looks more like a blend of John Redwood and "BOB".

(praBOB)
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:54, archived)
# up to his nuts in a pig...
classy
(I helped save b3ta! vexation in opposition to the toaster no purchase necessary, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:44, archived)
# just for laughs

(I helped save b3ta! just mike, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:33, archived)
# I like it
you could've shopped his tie in too though, that would've been WOO.
(I helped save b3ta! DigitalJim dishwasher & microwave safe, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:35, archived)
# cheers
but there was no full tie in the source pic, I may try and edit one in. if I can be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! just mike, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:38, archived)
# Try cloning one from the bit of tie that is visible
Nice pic btw
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:45, archived)
# cheers for the praise
tried cloning, it looked pants though. maybe try later
(I helped save b3ta! just mike, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 21:31, archived)
# The dangers of fitting a ceiling fan
are not always apparent until it's too late...

Click for Wallpaper
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:31, archived)
# fan tarstick
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:33, archived)
# Arf!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:35, archived)
# very woo
but is it real?

bridge? yup.
shark? oh yes.
whirly blade thing? got that too.

I declare it to be real, and most woo too.
(yetius maximus, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:35, archived)
# HAHAHA
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:39, archived)
# nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:40, archived)
# Yay! That are fab!
:))
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:41, archived)
#
(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:42, archived)
#
(drnuclear, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:46, archived)
# heheheh
coool
(Sigma5, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:47, archived)
# hehehehe
that will surely become a classic
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:47, archived)
# arf!
fabulous...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:50, archived)
# Wot
No FP?

Disgrace
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:53, archived)
# FP
IT! FP IT HARD.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:55, archived)
# Can I go home now?

Mod edit: 6 actually. Mwahahaha!
edit: dagnabbit!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:30, archived)
# You counted
your mod edits? Jeez.
Well done though.
(tomsk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:32, archived)
# It's only a rough guess
but those were the notable ones
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:37, archived)
# Happy birthday
you trying to get away too then?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:33, archived)
#
(tomsk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:34, archived)
# I
am the new number WOO.

Yay for Rover.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:41, archived)
# heheh
am off there next weekend....with a big bag of dried mushrooms
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:49, archived)
# You are in
a small dog. You can see an exit to the north and south. You are wearing blue speedos. Your name is Kevin and you have a rash on your right arm.
:: go north.
You go north. Unfortunately, you catch a cold and die. The End.

Adventure games are fun! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:33, archived)
# xyzzy
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:35, archived)
# asf adsfg afg fg?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:36, archived)
# any body here
smell a wampus?
(yetius maximus, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:40, archived)
# happy b3taday
:)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:37, archived)
# You have been eaten
by a grue
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:45, archived)
# hehe...
but you *are* home...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:52, archived)
# Best of British

Happy Birthday Boris.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3818179.stm
(I helped save b3ta! DigitalJim dishwasher & microwave safe, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:21, archived)
# Can't
believe he's 40. Do you think that's like reverse dog years or something, where he's actually only ten in human years?
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:22, archived)
# Yay!
Boris for ever!

I particularly like that pic of him in the hat with the cigar
(Willboy:, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:24, archived)
# yeahhh
he was fantastic on Room 101.
(I helped save b3ta! DigitalJim dishwasher & microwave safe, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:32, archived)
# Indeed
What would the world be without Boris?
(Willboy:, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:39, archived)
# I really like this guy.


(fcknuts, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:20, archived)
# It's
not a guy - it's my current boss...
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:20, archived)
# Your boss is the offspring of Carrot Top and Predator?
(fcknuts, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:24, archived)
# nah the predator could do better
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:26, archived)
# agreed
(MrBinxFunParade, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:28, archived)
# that
am
woo
!!!!
(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:27, archived)
# Pretty much
She certainly has the sanity and temperament.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:27, archived)
# Damn it man
That's my wife!
Possibly untrue.
(MrBinxFunParade, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:22, archived)
# you think that's scary
this is scary
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:24, archived)
#
They're all the rage in correctional institutes.
(MrBinxFunParade, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:27, archived)
# flashh vid 2
here is my second flash vid
www.bethsrandomness.o-f.com/smiley2.swf
rubbish but its better than the last
(bring on teh branston tang!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:19, archived)
# Please,
for the love of god, get a proper web host.
(tomsk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:20, archived)
# i cant
i dont know any
(bring on teh branston tang!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:22, archived)
# .
Read this, then go here.
(tomsk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:24, archived)
# wtf
is that
(bring on teh branston tang!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:26, archived)
# try
reading it - it'll tell you how to host stuff so that your links actually work
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:28, archived)
# You just explained everything
(drnuclear, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:28, archived)
# MSN groups.
free image and file hosting.
read the info on the first link on how to properly use the second link.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:28, archived)
# Thankfully, this only comes round
at 8.15 a.m. on August 6th

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:16, archived)
[challenge entry] If the laws of physics packed up...
...Laminar flow would be remarkably efficent at eroding the regolith



I can't say I even find this funny, though it is true.

*Edit: My first anim for the board!*
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Tom I command thee to wibble, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:13, archived)
# Is
Laminar anything to do with Mark Lamarr? If not it should be..

(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:17, archived)
# No it doesn't
And it's a good thing too, it's make his quiff sag.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Tom I command thee to wibble, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:18, archived)
# Spell his name properly
and you get quite a few results!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:19, archived)
# Yes
I know. I have learned from my foolish mistake and shall never again misspell the name of Lamarr.

/Goes off to whip self with birch branches...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:20, archived)
# Do something naughty over here 10 years ago...
...and the government would do it for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Tom I command thee to wibble, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:21, archived)
# Isn't it
Lamarr?
(Javan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:19, archived)
# possibly because it's spelt
mark lamarr
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:19, archived)
#

AND NOW! FOR ONE TIME ONLY!! THE MOOVIIEE!!
DOWNLOAAAAD!!
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:09, archived)
# what a pair of
wooly woofters.

and with that i present my gallery of shite:
www.lazygamer.co.uk/gallery
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:10, archived)
# ooh
what alot of nice pics
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:16, archived)
# thankee
kindly.

*buggers off to go nuts on iTunes music store... again*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:21, archived)
# Is
that shopped?
(MrBinxFunParade, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:11, archived)
# haha no :D
it comes in movie form too. which i'll post soon as it's uploaded :P
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:12, archived)
# ah
looking forward to that :)
(MrBinxFunParade, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:14, archived)
# I can't see the Quo anywhere,
But I can see a pair of comedy cocks.

Do I win £5?
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:13, archived)
# Hm
How about a bowl of oatmeal and a handshake
(MrBinxFunParade, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:15, archived)
# A whole bowl?
All to myself?

Is it warm?
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:16, archived)
# Well, not exactly a whole bowl
You see the cat likes it too, and he gets the first go, but I'll throw in a bag of crisps.
(MrBinxFunParade, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:19, archived)
# Roast scab and toejam flavor crisps?
Not exactly my favorite but anything beats prawn cocktail.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:22, archived)
# My favorite as well
Deal. And that's my final offer. :D
(MrBinxFunParade, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:24, archived)
# Done!
(and I probably have been).
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:25, archived)
# You can all say what you like,
I think the 80s were fucking great
(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:12, archived)
# urr...
this was done in the 2000's :P
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:13, archived)
# could've
fooled me
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:14, archived)
# *bangs head*
*turns up "The Scorpions"*
(MrBinxFunParade, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:17, archived)
# "Here I am....."
(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:22, archived)
# haha
"rocked you like a hurricane"
(MrBinxFunParade, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:37, archived)
# It
all went to cock some time in 1983. Even The Fall started getting a bit ropey around then.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:16, archived)
[challenge entry] My version of a physics ...type...thing


Not 100% a true-compo-entry but what the hell
(Phil Febuggure, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:07, archived)
# My milkshake brings all the birds to the yard.
(MrBinxFunParade, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:07, archived)
# Wow Yay
Are your sure its the milkshake or are you made of gingerbread?
(fcknuts, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:08, archived)
# sp does

hers
(Lord of the Beans, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:18, archived)
# these are some good pics
lol
(Raziel5565, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:03, archived)
#
(bigbomba, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:03, archived)
# Yes
it is rather...


/the pictorial representation of "LOL"
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:04, archived)
# your stuffs done with mouse
or a tablet?
(bigbomba, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:04, archived)
# Tablet
I would never have the patience with a mouse. It's only a £20 tablet too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:05, archived)
# err
the reply button is under the picture
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:04, archived)
# and what is it with
people putting unrelevant and pointless numbers on the end of their names? It makes them look like cunts
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:08, archived)
# bah
(generalname, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:12, archived)
# at least its only 2 numbers
do they mean anything?
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:14, archived)
# Year of birth
I just picked it on yahoo about 6 years ago, thus i'm gimpy86 when ever i have to give a username. Bit of a crap history really but it's the truth, honest.
(generalname, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:16, archived)
# I'd say that classes those numbers
as non-cuntifying in my opinion. Its just ones that have no memorability and meaningless
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:18, archived)
# You're just sucking up




don't stop, i like it
(generalname, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:19, archived)
# no
I just think that random numbers make people look the fool. The more stupid numbers the more foolish
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:21, archived)
# A good point well put
but I am a cunt with stupid numbers.

the shame of it all
(generalname, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:28, archived)
# Alright
Time for some needless pearoasts



(fcknuts, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:07, archived)
# did someone say pearoast?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:18, archived)

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