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# this isn't even funny
but seeing as there've only been a few people on the board, i'm not too embarrassed posting it.



someone please stop me.
(nonsense, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:36, archived)
# ha
(Amer3tan, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:37, archived)
# well, it made me smile.
i am ashamed to admit i have the soundtrack to that movie.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:38, archived)
# naw
that's great stuff. techno's not bad. great headphone music.
(nonsense, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:41, archived)
# the worst of it
is that i actually enjoy techno night at the local dance clubs.

/hangs head in shame
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:44, archived)
# *considers doing a lola techno dance flash animation*
(nonsense, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:46, archived)
# lost
i am.

what movie?
(tookishlad, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:43, archived)
# run lola run,
but of course.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:44, archived)
# good lord
of course

*smacks forehead*

*cries*

*googles*
(tookishlad, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:50, archived)
# thanks all
and goodnight to ya
(nonsense, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:47, archived)
# ok, i don't know if many folk are still about
but i just killed my fingers doing this, so post it i shall.


a laptop trackpad is not meant for this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:04, archived)
# you drew that with a trackpad????
BRAVO!

--- I mean, Woo!

(tookishlad, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:08, archived)
# i mean, ow.
ow.

in retrospect, i should've done the outline in pencil and scanned it in and just colored it on ze computer. i am all teh moron.

edit: also, i did the big disney eyes. someone kill me please.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:09, archived)
# awwww but now I feel all fluffy
knowing you endured such pain to bring us the wonderment of the big-eyed lovely blue boy

(tookishlad, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:20, archived)
# hee hee.
well, so long as someone's happy :)

*cracks knuckles in ways they definitely weren't able to crack before*
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:24, archived)
# hey -- minor TJ --
did you ever see this that I made a while back?
(tookishlad, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:28, archived)
# WHEE!
yes, i did! but then my email had an internal spasm and i couldn't reply to things for a few days.

i was INFINITELY EXCITED and later emailed my bio friends from school, who agreed that i was a dork.

it was all very happy-making.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:31, archived)
# well
at the same time that you were posting in this thread, I was just starting to think about this piccie, which I posted a couple days later. Then I figured it was only appropriate to pay homage to the little critter who semi-inspired the pic to begin with. Etc. Glad you like it!
(tookishlad, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:42, archived)
# it made me put on my grinnin' pants,
and also made me happy that someone listened when i ranted :)
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:45, archived)
# well, it isn't every day that you learn about a new worm-like creature
that is really a lot like a snake and is apparently quite ubiquitous and could possibly sinisterize your dreams for weeks untold if you looked at too many pictures of it when you googled. And so on.

/really, though, I'm a dork x 2, so I was interested. *shrugs*
(tookishlad, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:52, archived)
# Dork Power!
*makes clichéed power-up noise*
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:54, archived)
# trackpad?
now that's dedication!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:29, archived)
# Cue..
..Roy castle and a bedstead .... Or something hollow he can blow!.... Woo 2 the pic btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jaffacake, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:37, archived)
# amazing
especially the detail on the chapel. just joshin'

very fluffy
(nonsense, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:43, archived)
# yay
nightcrawler! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 8:08, archived)
# have a photoshop
doodle...
big
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 5:49, archived)
# No offense, but that looks like a possessed piece of dung.

Still good, though.
(Amer3tan, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 5:51, archived)
# oh yeah,
as it's nearly 6 in the morning here, i had better go to bed... night!
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 5:52, archived)
# G'night
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 5:54, archived)
# be seein' ya :)
the old couple series: 123 4 5 6 7
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 5:55, archived)
# you know what
I love these kind of series, so I'm going to steal the idea and do my own really soon. I have the perfect girl to shop in.

/'nite, and truly fine work, top-to-bottom!
(tookishlad, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:53, archived)
# Yay!
Spritey goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 5:53, archived)
# lovely!
as ever.
one day i will learn to use photoshop.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 5:54, archived)
# 'tis a fun thing to use
nighty night
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 5:56, archived)
[challenge entry] The prototype wagon wheels took it a bit too literally...
(and they wouldn't fit in the mug)
(b3tasux, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 5:44, archived)
# i twatting hate wagon wheels
(howacearemonkeys itsaspoonerism, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 8:34, archived)
[challenge entry] I didn't think these were required.
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Sun 27 Jun 2004, 5:32, archived)
# goofy looking
Mexicans?
(MrBinxFunParade, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 5:35, archived)
# Yay. Nooooo.
The punnage has a distinkt smell about it.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 5:36, archived)
# badgers? we don' need no stinkin' badgers...
... woo
(Pocketjob, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 1:56, archived)
#

Click to see the full and complete version
for those who have yet to realise, this is just a tiny bit of the full picture
The first 144:

more:
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:15, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
I love these

a gross of them now I see
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:20, archived)
# i have not yet ceased
enjoying these. heartily.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:27, archived)
# woo!
It's nice to know (some) people are still liking them, nearly 150 in.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:36, archived)
# i admit to liking some more than others
but if you're still capable of getting a chuckle out of me, It Must Be a Good Thing.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:43, archived)
# How could you doubt it
you always get great replies
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:45, archived)
# It's not that I doubt it
I'm just surprised that people havent gotten completely bored of them by now.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:47, archived)
# Ahhh, but it's so much fun
trying to guess the big picture

I did once
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:49, archived)
# i havn't gotten at all bored of them
if that helps

/and i have the attention span of.... oooh, that dog has a puffy tail!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 5:05, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 5:09, archived)
# no
they are a thing of beauty
(nonsense, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 5:52, archived)
# these are so great. i hate you for your greatness. not really.
tj: i just saw 3 moving objects in the sky, going farther and slower than shooting stars, and faster than aircrafts. and one was smoking at the end. wtf were those?
(I helped save b3ta! haylith has been gone a long, long time, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:44, archived)
# They sound like
some sort of unidentifiable flying objects.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:45, archived)
# They were objects;
you could not identify them; they were aloft.

Ergo, they were unidentified flying objects.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:46, archived)
# Jesus, Santa Claus and Top Cat
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:46, archived)
# Which one was smoking?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:47, archived)
# Jesus, he was a hippy
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:48, archived)
# Yeah,
fucking hippy fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:48, archived)
# yeah! flag waving commie pinko cockbadger hippy scum!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:50, archived)
# With his,
"ooh, look at me - I've got stigmata and a fucking halo and my dad created the fucking world in, like, six days"
Anyways, I'm off to Hell bed now.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:56, archived)
# his water/wine thing was pretty cool though
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 5:11, archived)
# Hopefully
a gun (and perhaps the cat).
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:48, archived)
# naval positioning satellites
if there were 3 in a triangular formation...
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 5:05, archived)
# They were the remnants of that dead diso dancer you KILLED!
And a lot of us have seen stuff that can't be anything but you-know-what. I don't think much of it. I mean, there they are, flying around in their really cool space ships.

(Now spoon bending is another thing altogether. I've got some serious problems with that shit. Why I oughtta...)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 5:11, archived)
# These continue
to not suck very much at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:46, archived)
# pretty good...
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 5:06, archived)
# Tell me
what have you given up caring about?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 5:16, archived)
# seasoned pork rinds
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 5:19, archived)
# ahh...
nuffin...
/'sokay
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 5:23, archived)
# Any new sprites?
I like those guys. They're made of melted pearls.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 5:26, archived)
# thanks, i think this is the most recent one...
big
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 5:29, archived)
# Lovely textures.
Can't really fully appreciate it until you see the large version.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 5:38, archived)
# my brain sees the lights behind them
and says 'Alien Abduction!'

/wanders off to watch xfiles and drool over david duchovny
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 5:43, archived)
# Rubbish broken
On your gallery page, the rubbish thumbnail points to trapped.jpg, instead of rubbish.jpg.

Ees mucho woo though

Edit2: Removed first edit due to talking complete and utter horse poo
(I helped save b3ta! Deebster, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:01, archived)
# ahh, thank you
copy and paste does yeild the ocassional error
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:24, archived)
# De nada
For some reason, other people's work is infinitely preferable to my own :/
(I helped save b3ta! Deebster, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:36, archived)
# Let's just test my bandwidth
I think you'll like it

Clicky Clicky

Let me know
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:06, archived)
# is there supposed to be something there?
something that works, i mean.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:13, archived)
# it should work
it does take a few minutes to load up completely

at least it does on my dialup
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:17, archived)
# i'm on a cable hookup,
so it should load superfast, if anything's going to load at all.

which it isn't, seemingly.

maybe it doesn't work on safari?
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:19, archived)
# the first time I loaded it from my site, it kinda bogged, and I had to refresh
could you try that?

I'll delete the thread if it still doesn't work

(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:22, archived)
# hm.
i can see your main site fine, but not this gallery. it's just got a great big white space. it's not even prompting me about plug-ins or anything.

there is a chance that it's just not compatible with safari.

edit: however, huzzah for cat-loving amerib3tans!
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:25, archived)
# Thanks
my main site is just a reg people type site

the good stuff is hidden inside

my most recent B3ta pics are reached by clicking HERE under the umbrella
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:32, archived)
# yeah, i gathered that.
your gallery thing is showing up like this for me, if that's at all helpful.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:41, archived)
# snood is evil
it will overtake your mind, and you will be powerless to resist its fell call.

delete it from your system now
(tookishlad, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 5:04, archived)
# it's too late,
i already shelled out my 15 bucks to register and get a nifty keychain.
i regret nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 5:07, archived)
# you will now begin to see them
in your sleep

and you will draw doodles of them in the margins of restaurant menus and grandma's bible, etc.

(tookishlad, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 5:16, archived)
# it's actually not bad now.
when it's really bad is during the schoolyear...
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 5:19, archived)
# yes
their call is strongest when you have the most to lose -- they rejoice in disrupting studies, breaking concentration, and otherwise wreaking mental and emotional chaos in the normally-studious and responsible citizen. I have banned that game from my classroom some semesters, it takes over minds so fast.
(tookishlad, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 5:25, archived)
# eerily true.
computers are allowed in lecture halls at u of m, so you'd often see the kids in front of you with their laptops open in the middle of lecture, diligently playing snood.

we also had wireless internet in there, so some people would be downloading movie trailers or writing in their livejournals or whatnot during class. or, in my case, b3taing (and desperately hoping nothing NSFW came up).
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 5:29, archived)
# I could not possibly teach under those conditions

there would be no way!

I have to have interaction and participation and see a lot of active listening going on, or else the students get assigned some immediate work. I had the same kind of profs in several college classes back when I was at UF. They'd see us get distracted or tuning out, and "POW!", either a pop quiz or an extra essay, etc. -- teaching assistants just loved it, I'm sure.
(tookishlad, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 5:37, archived)
# it was stupid of them to hold lectures
in a room with wireless internet.

but they can't really do anything about it, the lectures are far too big to pay attention to individual students, unless they do something stupid like neglect to turn their cellphones off.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 5:39, archived)
# that's true
in lower division classes at UM, I'm sure it's as bad as it was at UF, with 500 to 1200 students in lectures. They'd have to pay me so much stinking money to teach in a room like that. I'd go nuts.
(tookishlad, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 5:43, archived)
# ayk!
maybe 500, but definitely not 1200! usually they're around 200.
1200 would be more like michigan state. apparently they have lectures where half the class isn't even in the same room as the lecturer, they have to watch him or her on a tv screen.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 5:48, archived)
# UF is like that
in a few classes.

Once a student hits second semester, second year, though, the class sizes usually drop dramatically. For me, I only had two classes of about 500. All the rest were "normal" (under 50). By the time I was a junior, I never had a class bigger than 30.
(tookishlad, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 5:59, archived)
# ah, see,
i never had a discussion session larger than 30. all my lectures were 200 or over.

but every art studio class was 20 or under, so as a freshman i lucked out.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:06, archived)
# if it's like a needed gallery for yoru site
then i'd recommend getting on ein just plain html/php/asp/all that gubbins, and try to avoid things like plugins and flash.
Just my opinion though.
If it's just a fancy extra/bonusy bit, then have it as whatever you want, it's just you limit your audience when you use flash and funny plugins and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:25, archived)
# it's asking me to install a
"viewpoint media player"
*distrustful of such things*
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:16, archived)
# sorry
don't know why

it's a 3D gallery of stuff I've seen on B3ta posted to my site.

Hoped it would work better
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:18, archived)
# i'm guessing that's what you need
to view the 3d-ness.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:20, archived)
# it's java
is it not?

I'm seeing it fine, though. It did spack out my entire system for about thirty seconds while it loaded, though.
(tookishlad, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:26, archived)
# its the 3D interactive gallery
in Adobe Photo Album

did you like it?
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:28, archived)
# it works great

I'm using IE 6.0 to see it now, and I'll try it out in Firefox, too, in a little bit. I get the whole musesum-looking interior and the pictures on the walls every so often, and when you click on them they show up in the panel space to the right. It's nice.
(tookishlad, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:38, archived)
# did you try the autotour?
I'm really glad it's working for someone
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:39, archived)
# yes, the autotour works fine
it moves the view all around and appears to function the way it was intended, which seems to be to show all the pictures on the walls in the different rooms of the gallery

EDIT: I am surprised that it doesn't have a toggle indicator with the mouse pointer as it moves to an edge of the viewer. I was expecting an up or down or left or right arrow, or something, so that I could direct my view.
(tookishlad, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:48, archived)
# I agree
I had expected that too. The auto tour is cool, but navigation is poor otherwise

thanks for all the comments
And helping with the test
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:54, archived)
# looking at the code it appears to have something to do with java
but i get a prompt asking me to install "The Viewpoint media player, a quick free download? by agreeing to this download you;re agreeing with terms etc etc etc blah blah blah"
It mentions something about adobe in there too.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:29, archived)
# see, i'm not getting any of these things.
just some text on the side and white. whitey white white.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:32, archived)
# Probably a safari thing
i very much doubt it, but maybe going directly to the page in the frame would work.
www.paws-and-claws.net/Gallery2/ThumbnailFrame.html
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:34, archived)
# Wow
I didn't even know you could do that

ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:38, archived)
# meh, nope,
makes no difference.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:42, archived)
# well
I'm stumped

Sorry it didn't work for you
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:47, archived)
# My guess...
is that your gallery only functions in IE, and only if you install an activeX component, which I'm afraid I wouldn't trust if my life depended on it. You've already installed the component, that's why you're not getting this message about "would you like to install" etc. etc.

The page is dead in the water if you're using a non-activeX browser, meaning it will not work with pretty much anything except IE.

/Edit When you say "it's a 3D gallery of stuff I've seen on B3ta posted to my site", do you mean other peoples' stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:48, archived)
# you are dead-on accurate
'cos it's frelled in Firefox.
(tookishlad, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:51, archived)
# damn
I knew it was too good to be true
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:52, archived)
# heh
sorry, but as stick figure said above, the more doodads you add, the less accessible you risk becoming. My own site is only available to certain browsers, because I wanted to use some newer web technologies on it and I didn't want to write a 'dumbed down' version, so I sympathise.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 5:00, archived)
# thanks
I like all the bells and whistles

I'll keep the limit in mind

Ah well
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 5:04, archived)
# of course you could make 2 versions
one normal baselined html, the other more shiny.

then let the user pick on an index page which site they'd like to see.... or else use some javascript to detect the user's browser and then load the appropriate version of the site.
(tookishlad, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 5:09, archived)
# ahh
but that assumes I know what I'm doing

wish I did
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 5:15, archived)
# Holy crap!! That is way too cool.
Took about 45 seconds to load. Must be huge.

I must say that's my first virtual type of web experience. I've only just tried it, so I don't know what all is there. But whatever you did to do this, looks like it was a big project.
±Ÿáÿ
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 5:21, archived)
# 'night!

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:03, archived)
# *waits for something to happen*
*waits*


*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:09, archived)
# They're ruminating.
Works for me : )
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 5:02, archived)
# it's hindu heaven
nirvana = cows, of course
(tookishlad, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 5:10, archived)
# Ahh
yes, my moment of zen
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 5:16, archived)
# Kilogram 911
(Indole Ring, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:24, archived)
# eets only
wafffer thieen!
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:27, archived)
# And
This is the most truthful of any documentary including the numbers '911' (excluding Robodog 911)
(MrBinxFunParade, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:08, archived)
# he isn't particularly well, is he?
i mean, he always looks like he's about to collapse of a heart attack.
and he wears michigan state hats.

good movies, though.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:31, archived)
# Well constructed works of propaganda
... but not actually true, as such.
(Indole Ring, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:39, archived)
# oh, they're definitely *heavily* opinionated,
and of course he edits them to make them more sensational and so that they fit his thesis more exactly.

but there's a good deal of fact in them.

and most documentaries have an opinion, anyways.

edit: i can't forgive him the michigan state hats, though.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:42, archived)
# Obviously there is something terribly evil
about Michigan state hats.
(Indole Ring, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:50, archived)
# not so much the hats
as the school itself.

as the wikipedia encyclopedia says: There is a long-standing rivalry between Michigan State and The University of Michigan, both academically and athletically. The two teams face off each fall in a football contest which seems to divide the state in two. Additionally, their hockey rivalry has been referred to as "the fiercest rivalry on ice."
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:52, archived)
# Personally i think a fight between an hungry eskimo
and a hungry polar bear over the last fish in 5 billion million miles would be fiercer
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:54, archived)
# no.
because the polar bear would win.
quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:56, archived)
# an eskimo in
a full metal body-suit with a chainsaw?
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:57, archived)
# what if it was
Super Eskimo, with Buns of Steel
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:58, archived)
# i am trying to figure out
why you felt you had to link to that.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:02, archived)
# I have no idea
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:17, archived)
# tres ewww
but completely woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:31, archived)
# can i use that to test my 1st woo out
can you guys let me know if this is SFW or not
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:45, archived)
# *clicks*
*stares*
oh, sorry, did you ask something?

edit: It's not NSFW in my opinion, but I don't work and there's probably others around here who would say it was.
However, there's some female boarders who dont like pointless use of semiclad women in woo yays and the likes.

not very helpful, i know.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:49, archived)
# .
ok well I'll save it for times when the board is full of testosterone then.

edit: they are lovely though, aren't they.
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:54, archived)
# I would consider it safe for work
... but I work from home anyway.
(Indole Ring, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:49, archived)
# I think the world would be a better place
if more bikini-clad girls start bouncing around at people's work.

they can start at mine.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:52, archived)
# looks pretty
SFW, and on that note I'm off to bed to dream of SFW things... night night b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:58, archived)
# g'night.
have fun with your tame dreams :)
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:01, archived)
# last time today, but i just got dreamweaver and its way cool
*spam*click for mice anim now in presentable form*spam*

goodnight
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:20, archived)
# dude
make a flash preloader

PLEASE
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:22, archived)
# Heh heh
you can't please everyone, that's for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:23, archived)
# yeah you can
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:23, archived)
# with bubblewrap
and butter, lots of butter...
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:26, archived)
# Yes
I can. You can't. Neh neh neh neh neh.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:26, archived)
# its 200 kb
and i have 56k - i cant make pre loaders anyway
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:24, archived)
# sure you can
it's the best way to keep people on your page while waiting.

PS if it's 2OOKb why does it take about 30 seconds over a 512KB/S connection?

EDIT: sorry, it actually takes about 4 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:25, archived)
# i was looking at it for about 2 minutes
and fuck all happened
(600kb connection)
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:27, archived)
# Heh heh
I saw that edit ; )
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:28, archived)
# *whistles nonchalantly*
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:29, archived)
# Ooh I like that song
how does it go again?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:33, archived)
# I don't know
and I don't care
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:38, archived)
# I wasn't talking to you
RUN!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:40, archived)
# *runs!!*
why am I running?
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:43, archived)
# posterity
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:43, archived)
# ahh
*posteirs nonchalantly*
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:44, archived)
# now stop.
Hammer time!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:47, archived)
# maybe
you have AOL




*runs
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:27, archived)
# you better run
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:27, archived)
# Dude
no need to be offensive.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:29, archived)
# Because of
SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:27, archived)
# bastard
that science.. grrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:28, archived)
# Your
"512KB/S" connection must be made of cheese. Or jam. Or Jeremy Beadles gnarled hand juice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:29, archived)
# how long did other 512KBers
take to to open this flash file then?
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:30, archived)
# instant
from here, but then I'm apparently on 576k... ooohhhh
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:32, archived)
# Actually
I'm on 700-odd KB/s :P ner!

'Twas pretty much instant, though. The audio and graphics should stream if your connection is fast enough

(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:34, archived)
# ha ha!
but seriously, do you think you'd get any juice out of that hand?
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:31, archived)
# Yes
there's a few drops left. It's like the husk of a twisted segment of lemon. Seemingly dry, but if you squeeze hard enough, goodness can be found within...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:35, archived)
# wow.
you drunk is something i would like to see in person.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:36, archived)
# He he
Yeah, It's truly a sight to behold. Seriously, it's like a party in your mouth and only Jeremy Beadle and a select few A-list celebrities are invitied.

/boogies on down...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:38, archived)
# EVERYBODY DANCE!
EVERBODY DANCE LIKE THERE'S ASS IN YOUR PANTS!
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:43, archived)
# For some reason this post
has made me want to listen to some Nick Cave.
*puts headphones on*
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:46, archived)
# Oh Mr. Beadle
your handjuice is so rare, so bitter, and so deliciously wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:37, archived)
# They're pretty easily actually
have a look at www.flashkit.com
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:26, archived)
# That's cute
... even if it is a repost.
(Indole Ring, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:26, archived)
# just realised i had that open in the background for an hour
and fuck all happened
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 4:20, archived)
# puppies eh

always after attention
yeah I know it's a big fookin puppy but no-one's here so I don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:07, archived)
# I am here
Perhaps it is one of those optical illusions where things that look as though they are in the background are actually in the foreground...
(Towedwart, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:09, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/3381110
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:10, archived)
# it's not the
size I'd be worried about...
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:09, archived)
# yeah
existentialist panic can be hard to deal with
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:11, archived)
# Yeah,
it's a right bastard.

"Who am I? What's my purpose? Why am I here? Who are you? Why are you trying to steal my legs? Did you say you're from the cornershop and you're here to collect outstanding debts? Why is your head three times larger than it should be? Are you Jeremy Beadle?"

Y'know, the usual

/off to bed...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:15, archived)
# that is a most admirable view
of exestential thingummy
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:22, archived)
# you forgot
"why do 'cock hungry sluts' keep emailing me about their webcams?"
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:30, archived)
# they are unfufilled
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:32, archived)
# I'm not here!
and it's a very strange puppy
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:10, archived)
# TJ:
Does anyone know what the hell This is for?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:13, archived)
# looks like
a clip from sabrina the teenage witch in japanese
why do you ask?
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:14, archived)
# because it appears
to be a live webcam, and she doesn't do too much
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:15, archived)
# that's what it's for then
duh?

ps it's a man dressed up in a banja girl costume
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:16, archived)
# oh it is a man
yes, what is it for?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:17, archived)
# that's like asking what the internet is for.
it's just random.
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:17, archived)
# but-but....
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:18, archived)
# i recently learned that the internet
is for harry potter gay porn stories.
i was, to put it mildly, surprised.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:19, archived)
# some odd form of written yaoi?
how did you manage to find it? By *accident*?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:20, archived)
# ha ha, interestingly, no.
a friend of mine IMed me and demanded that i visit a link. it was a story of the aforementioned genre, but the reason he was linking to it was that it was hosted on my university's server. meaning that the person who wrote it goes to my university.

i asked what the hell was going on.

he said 'hey, there's tons of this stuff. it's what the internet's for.'
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:22, archived)
# maybe your friend wrote it
or why was *he*/*she* looking at it?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:23, archived)
# got to find the meaning and reason
behind everything, don;t you?
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:24, archived)
# i have no idea how he found it.
and, quite frankly, i'm afraid to ask.

(he is gay, but not, so far as i know, a harry potter fan)
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:25, archived)
# he was probably just looking
for hardcore gay xxx teen harry potter anal lolita sort of thing. This post may generate a strange kind of traffic.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:27, archived)
# now THATS true
and hence funny
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:29, archived)
# I am sitting on a chair.
That's true. Is it funny though?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:30, archived)
# a fact is not funny
using the truth to point out a previously unobserved cause and effect is funny.
there's a subtle difference
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:33, archived)
# he's right you know
and that's what makes it funny
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:41, archived)
# i blame you
for the degradation of society.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:30, archived)
# |\/|3?!?!11 D39R4710|\|?!?11?
|\|3\/3R!!11!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:32, archived)
# ow ow ow!
'av pity on my old eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:33, archived)
# It's actually quite hard to type like that
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:34, archived)
# that
is no excuse.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:36, archived)
# The dog ate it
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:37, archived)
# 101
j00 r teh pwn
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:34, archived)
# a man?!
I need a shower...
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:19, archived)
# That is truly the scariest thing today
the eyes...

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:48, archived)
# i've just arrired
and have managed to miss FPM... bugger
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:15, archived)
# what?
Oh I haven't talked to her in a while anyhow. No msn.
I must have just missed her too then. poor you
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:16, archived)
# hahaha
well i'm visiting her on tuesday, we'll have to pop on the board and swear incoherently at people for a while
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:20, archived)
# certainly
well have fun!


she does talk a lot though...
edit/ this is not a bad thing
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:20, archived)
# i'm at her house right now
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:21, archived)
# hahahahaha...
wait a minute, that's not true is it?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:22, archived)
# it would be funny if it was
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:23, archived)
# No.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:30, archived)
# he looks kind of disgruntled.
i am more or less here.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:16, archived)
# what does it mean
to be gruntled?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:24, archived)
# hm.
gruntle
v : cause to be more favorably inclined; gain the good will of
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:26, archived)
# can I gruntle you?
*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:28, archived)
# if you like.
*waggles eyebrows accomodatingly*
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:31, archived)
# you do have very big eyebrows
I must say
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:35, archived)
# hasn't she just!
*climbs into the left one... starts gruntling*
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:37, archived)
# at this point
i'm not sure if i should be excited or really, really worried.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:38, archived)
# excited I say
very, very excited...
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:41, archived)
# for form, here's a piccy . . .


what I really want, however, is to nail the fucker that keeps calling me and making threats on my home phone

odd thing is, the number they are calling from a number that is the same as my mobile, execpt for two swapped digits . . .

BT and Orange have been crap so far, so I need to know what I can do to bring it back to these flangebubblenubsuckers.
(Lubububble, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:55, archived)
# do they hang up?
or do they say stuff?

PS eyes are supposed to look in the same direction
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:55, archived)
# technically they're supposed to focus on the same point in space
and depending upon exactly where that point in sapce is will determine where they're looking.
As the poitn will never be in exactly the same position relative to both eyes (unless it would be directly to your left or right, in whcih case your eyes couldnt look through the side of your head so is therefore redundant) the angle at which they look will always be atleast every so slightly different.the closer the point is to yoru eyes, the larger the different in angle.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:59, archived)
# the eyes
on that pic are still looking at different points in space
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:00, archived)
# Then maybe she's just boss-eyed
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:02, archived)
# but why?
wouldn't that mean she would lose the battle for survival of the fittest? Surely a genetic reject such as her would fail in society, forced into isolation due to her boss-eyed freak-face, forever destined to spend time trying in vain to focus on something.
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:03, archived)
# possibly.
shit happens.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:04, archived)
# luckily
or you'd explode!
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:05, archived)
# me you
no likey now

and i always though that it was "boz-eyed"



anyroad
(Lubububble, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:11, archived)
# hey
what's the deal?
it's not like it's your eyes or anything
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:12, archived)
# true, but what's hers

is hers

and what's mine is hers

so in some way, even though they're hers

it's my fault
(Lubububble, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:17, archived)
# i always went with
lazy eyed
(nonsense, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:31, archived)
# give us a break
we all know you'd still try to nail 'er
(nonsense, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:30, archived)
# yes
if we're going to get pedantic then eyes should normally be at slightly different angles but should always be pointing more inwards if anything, never more outwards from each other...
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:02, archived)
# Maybe she lives
in a non-euclidian topology.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:03, archived)
# sentiments
exactly
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:05, archived)
# They're not
you're just trying to nit-pick, the pic is awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:03, archived)
# Except for Marty Feldman.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:01, archived)
# There's
A guy I know at work whose eyes point in completely different directions. I never know where to stand when I'm talking to him. It's very disconcerting.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:02, archived)
# is he
an iguana?
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:03, archived)
# CHAMELEON


/goes zoological on yo' ass
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:05, archived)
# HORSE
ha, i trumped you
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:05, archived)
# Red, gold and green,
red, gold and gre-eee-een.

/goes BoyGeorgical on yo's.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:06, archived)
# that's the one!
memory failed me for a minute there, but don't all lizardy things do that anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:06, archived)
# my trouser lizard
only has one eye
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:07, archived)
# Try stapling a fake one on to it
so it doesnt feel freakish and deformed.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:08, archived)
# hahaha
you;re funny
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:08, archived)
# not really
no
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:09, archived)
# hahaha
that's even funnier

you know why things are funny?
'cos they're true
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:10, archived)
# OH MY GOD!
That means dogs really can't look up!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:15, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/3381154
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:17, archived)
# cats
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:11, archived)
# dogs?
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:13, archived)
# take pictures too
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:10, archived)
# trouser lizard?
have you got appendages on yours?
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:10, archived)
# no.
nononononono. no.
just chameleons.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:07, archived)
# oo ooo ooo!!!!!!!
are you a chameleologist?
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:08, archived)
# once my edumacation is done
i will hopefully be half a zoologist.
but not chameleologist specifically, no :)
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:14, archived)
# only half of one?
what will the other half be? or will there just be a big gory hole?
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:16, archived)
# ha ha, i feel i've explained this a million times on here.
the other half will, hopefully, be arteest.

i.e. this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:17, archived)
# ahh
sorry, been away a while, ooh they're rather good!
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:20, archived)
# no need to apologize.
i mean, IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT.



an' thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:24, archived)
# I don't know
I'll ask him
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:05, archived)
# the eyes
THE EYES . . .

innit

so they called again - not so much threats as "who the fuck are you" - all a bit odd - I may wait until monday and turn the phone off until then.
(Lubububble, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:08, archived)
# yeah
need to get rid of the wrinkles
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:09, archived)
# actually looking at that's made me think
she could be looking at teh same point, might just be assuming she isn't because the iris/pupily bit of the eye isnt in the same relative position with the area of th eye you can see (crappily explained, but basically her left eye shows more white bit between the iris and the nearest edge and her right eye)
The shape of the eye (not the eyeball) woudl just have to be different enough to obscure different bits, even though she was looking at the same point.
That's crapply explained though.
I must be tired to be getting this pedantic over something.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:14, archived)
# by the way
the piccy needs work - it does her no justice yet
(Lubububble, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:57, archived)
# ooh
that's a bit good

I used to have consecutive numbers with my mum's mobile cos they were bought at the same time, so maybe it's someone you know?
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:57, archived)
# Chances are
if its a similar number, it's the same network/area. Is it the last few numbers that are the same?

Try typing it into google. Who knows, crazier things have happened.

I don't know anything. I'm fairly drunk and I'm now listening to cheesy new age music.

Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:59, archived)
# YAY!!!!
Yes, I've been on the double cordials again
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:05, archived)
# you probably could
he'd be pretty defenseless in his non-awake state
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:08, archived)
# Drunk?
Yes! Is taht a...is taht...is taat. Is it a fucking crime?
(blindspot, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:11, archived)
# if you're 5
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:14, archived)
# Oooooohhhhh,
I'm so pissed...

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:10, archived)
# How about a kick in the nuts?
Not from me. Good work. So, she's walled-eyed for christ's sake!
(blindspot, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:09, archived)
# I think that I have figured it out now
It wasn't the butler in the drawing room at all -


It was the other half calling me on the mobile, but with the wrong number (just) and giving them the grief that should heave been mine (the poor, poor bastards . . .)
(Lubububble, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:26, archived)
[challenge entry]

Click to see the full and complete version
for those who have yet to realise, this is just a tiny bit of the full picture
The first 144:

more:
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:41, archived)
# hahaha
I love that devil
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
Woo, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:43, archived)
# do you ever sleep?
sorry i forgot, you're ninja
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:46, archived)
# usually between the hours of
5 and 1
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:47, archived)
# am or pm?
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:47, archived)
# first one, and then the other
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:49, archived)
# but that's only
eight hours sleep!
how do you cope?
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:50, archived)
# but doing the minimum amount of anything
when i am awake
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:52, archived)
# Wow
another of my kind! I thought we were extinct!
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:00, archived)
# you've tapped into my humour gland
although I am drunk
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:48, archived)
# Better than getting ass-raped by that gun
(Amer3tan, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:48, archived)
# i think the point of the gun is to shoot
not rape
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:50, archived)
# oops!
Shouldn't probably have taken that trip to the police station today.
(Amer3tan, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:52, archived)
# why
you got ass-raped?
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:52, archived)
#
(Amer3tan, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:53, archived)
# 2
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:54, archived)
# 3


this is fun
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:00, archived)
# 4
you're easily amused
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:01, archived)
# 5
better than finding it difficult to be amused
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:02, archived)
# hahaha
you;re funny
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:04, archived)
# 5

Yes, I know. I can spend a whole night like this. It's cheap at least...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:03, archived)
# Yay
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:51, archived)
# OMG
deja vu
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:52, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:54, archived)
# it's french
pardon your ignorance
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:54, archived)
# good nighta all
i resign teh gay shift wishing the sweetest of dreems for everyone when they decide to sleep*
no strings attached, one sleep session allowed though
(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:27, archived)
# *bums*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:30, archived)
# *numbs*
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:30, archived)
# Always with the bumming.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:35, archived)
# *mubs*
Hello. I've been to the pub. I am happy and jolly and can't type poperwyl.

Thsi is caues for much merriment, surelly
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:37, archived)
# You are Samuel Pepys
and I claim my bag of groats.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:38, archived)
# Damn you!
Damn you and your intuitive intuition. And your mind. And your cat, who is quite possibly super-intelligent and works these things out for you...

curses...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:39, archived)
# My cat
is so intelligent, he looks like a border collie.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:43, archived)
# my cat is so smart
it's fooled me into thinking it's imaginary and that i dont actual have a cat.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:45, archived)
# That's the best sort of cat.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:48, archived)
# better than the one who looks like jemma jameson
and gladly obliges fellaio any given time of night or day in return for some doggy style action?
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:49, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:50, archived)
# suit yourself
now, where's my cat gone....?
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:51, archived)
# yes
BECAUSE FUCKING A CAT WOULD BE WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:50, archived)
# but what if it fools you into thinking it really is
jemma jameson
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:51, archived)
# perhaps
it's jemma jameson fooling you into thinking she's some kind of filthy-minded cat who fools you into thinking it's actually jemma jameson
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:54, archived)
# perfect
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:55, archived)
# Yes,
it would. All bestiality is wrong. Don't even joke about it. Wrong, wrong, wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:52, archived)
# don;t pass judgement
on soemthing you haven't tried
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:53, archived)
# Maybe I'm just
a frustrated animal-shagger in denial.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:56, archived)
# You're on of those "furry" people
arn't ya?
/disgusted
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:56, archived)
# no
hence the jemma jameson fantasy
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:58, archived)
# no
the jemma jameson who is really a cat fantasy
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:01, archived)
# OMG
genius
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:02, archived)
# I don't have
a cat, but my cat that I don't have is so damn smart, it's fooled me into thinking that I do have a cat.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:49, archived)
# That is
quite remarkable.

If that statement has any comedic intent, then I am afraid it is lost on me, for I am fairly drunk and can't work out any jokes more complex than this:

What is yellow, sticky and smells of vanilla?
--- The Mos Eisley Cantina.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

/wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:46, archived)
# REM's shiny happy people
is in farenheit 911.
i was sitting in the theater and all i could think of was your damn spacktard song.
my brain kept going 'stick it where the sun don't shine'.
it was truly wonderous and awful.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:45, archived)
# Hahaha.
Baz's words of wisdom.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:47, archived)
# baz and michael moore
might be the same person.
and we just never noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:52, archived)
# "See, Mr Heston,
I'm a fully paid-up member of the NRA. See, this is my mambership badge. WELL YOU CAN STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE"
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:58, archived)
# bowling for columbine was funny.
farenheit 911 was more utterly terrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:02, archived)
# recommended?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:03, archived)
# *sniggers*
that sounds a bit like "rectum ended"
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:06, archived)
# You daft bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:08, archived)
# definitely worth the 10 bucks i paid for it.
damn good movie.
bit like preaching to the choir for me, but unsettling all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:06, archived)
# I've no doubt
I shall see it. Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:12, archived)
# that spacktard song is great
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:52, archived)
# Cheers.
It was a bit hasty, hence the godawful midi backing, but sometimes these things just need doing.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:58, archived)
# what's with you and your bummingness?
/gets worried


evenin all
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:39, archived)
# ah fuck
I've just wasted an hour or so on an audio editing procedure
fucked up the sequence and now I gotta start all over again :(
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:30, archived)
# is that a haku?
i think it has too many syllables
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:48, archived)
# haku != haiku
mainly because I don't know how to write haiku's
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:49, archived)
[challenge entry] a horse walks into a saloon
(OGH, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:19, archived)
# new twist.
i dig it.

and hate my old girlfriend, interestingly enough.
(schnurricane, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:20, archived)
# aah the hate period
next it's the rampant sex with random strangers period.
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:24, archived)
# coo-ee!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:26, archived)
# a pigeon
on pills?
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:28, archived)
# Poor horse
it's only the size of a human's ...
(Indole Ring, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:21, archived)
# wooo
forget naked hour im naked now
(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:23, archived)
# all I can think about is going down to the 24hour garage for some fizzy vegetable extracts drink

I think I have a coke habit...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:18, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:29, archived)
# horrible.
simply horrible :)
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:30, archived)
# Agh!
gro-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ooooooaaannn..
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 8:55, archived)
# Secret weapon.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:10, archived)
# wooo
great weapon
(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:10, archived)
#
hooray for tom leaving now to get drunk and forget about his former girlfriend who told him she needed to be close friends with him and to be single for a long time and then ditched him and came home from college with some guy named noah!

off i go!


[edit: sorry for the minor little threadjack ;)]


(set brain to erase)
(schnurricane, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:17, archived)
# since the board is slow, have some office monkeys..

feel free to make it a linky, mods - its rather big:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:08, archived)
# I was just
about to reply to that over there. Have a woo over here instead.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:09, archived)
# im a bit more polite over there:)
i think everyones gone to bed, apart from berk, who i dont think EVER sleeps:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:10, archived)
# class
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:10, archived)
# Soberb
I aplaud that.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:14, archived)
# Brilliant!
(Indole Ring, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:20, archived)
# Fuck
me with a large sideways broom contraption thing. That is fantastic! Also, I've just been eating hot chips and my mouth is burnt. Bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:38, archived)
# am im still naked
forget naked hour
(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:07, archived)

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