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# Look what you can get
in my local sweetshop!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:46, archived)
# me too
in germany?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:48, archived)
# jawohl
herr kommandant.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:49, archived)
# I remember those.....
... in Germany... I seem to recall they were rather salty too....
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:48, archived)
# ironically enough,
they are.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:49, archived)
# on a ski trip to sweden
i found finger marie, family guf, kack and plop
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:55, archived)
# Great isn't it?
My scanner's not working, so I couldn't scan the page from my phone book, but I did find this:

Norbert Fuck indeed.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 15:11, archived)
# Hope it doesn't burst...

CFB


I have a headache. And I blame you. *points*
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:45, archived)
# *avoids point*
*falls over*

woo bubble
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:45, archived)
# 404d
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:48, archived)
# I know.
I can't seem to get it to work. And it's 5k too big for ukdragon, and lossy doesn't seem to affect it.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:49, archived)
# trim off some black
and resize by a few pixels
should knock a few kb off
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:50, archived)
# morning b3ta
anyone want tea?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:33, archived)
# Why thankyou
*sips*
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:34, archived)
# Oooh... a tea party!
*Wants to hold a b3ta tea party now*
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:34, archived)
# milk no sugar please
here's some biccies
help youself folks
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:36, archived)
# No, none for me thanks... I'm on a die....
... oh to hell with it! *Scoffs*
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:37, archived)
# Down to my last PG Tips tea bag :(
*curses the Germans for having shitty tea*

Woo -> piccy.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:36, archived)
# Dunno
Friend from Bad Soden brought me a bag of Mullberry tea from Germany last time he came over to America-Land. was rather tasty.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:38, archived)
# Aye. But they
ain't got no real tea, like what us Britishers drink. Only this fruity malarky.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:41, archived)
# Aint
PaintFX wonderful? :D
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:52, archived)
# was Maya
with the paint tools
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Subtle or Surreal?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:33, archived)
# They won't be laughing
when he makes them squeal like pigs.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:37, archived)
# Why would he want to make them sing? :P
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:37, archived)
# My vote goes for subtle
Is that homer simpson I see on the right?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:37, archived)
# Nope.
Guess again.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:38, archived)
# from the comment up there ^
I assume I should see the Quo...


but I don't :'(
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:41, archived)
# Oh dear...
... we need 100 reg. milligrams of meme-spotting ability, stat!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:42, archived)
# If the two on the right are the quo,
what's the thing in the middle?

/stupid
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:44, archived)
# This little do-dad?

it is a peice of the rear window.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:48, archived)
# Sorry, I went to get lunch.
Yes, it's part of the truck window.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:53, archived)
# nah

this one
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:56, archived)
# That's one half of the Quo, silly!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:58, archived)
# : \
*goes off to brush up on memes at one of them construction kit thingies*
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 15:00, archived)
# That would be
the blond guy
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 15:01, archived)
# Rick Parfitt.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 15:05, archived)
# hehehehe
I almost missed it
woo
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:37, archived)
# Squirrels love kebabs

clicky biggy
no chilli sauce tho, mate
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:21, archived)
# What's squirrel
drunkpuke look like then?

Woo to the pic. Nice detail work.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:26, archived)
#
ta,
it's actually a gyros pita bread, with döner kebab internal bits, how's that eh!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:28, archived)
# Woo!
In other news, I can't remember what the address of my website is, or what host I used.

*cries*
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:27, archived)
# ?????????????
Google.
IE History.
Search registry.

How lose that?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:29, archived)
# IE?
heretic!

*calls Lu*
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:30, archived)
# 'scuse me.
I'll leave the Firefox/Opera/Mozilla intiates to get on with wearing orange robes and selling flowers at airports while I get on with enjoying the internet.




:)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:34, archived)
#
was joking...




and, on reflection, I suppose you were too
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:36, archived)
# Yes.
:) ♥
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:37, archived)
#
I don' use IE, my browser's history is borked because I copied all the files from my old computer without reinstalling so that I didn't lose my stored passwords (I know that's naughty. But I don't care), and it's only been up a few days, and has no text so it isn't on google. It was easy to lose really.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:31, archived)
# was it a free host
or a paid one?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:35, archived)
# free
But I've found it now anyway.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:38, archived)
# good
:o)

Can we see, or is it under construction?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:39, archived)
# Hope you don't mind
Wanted to practice animating, and liked your piccie.

(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 15:24, archived)
# New board game

Click to embiglify
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:18, archived)
# haha
now we can make him one with the furtive mwhaha
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:20, archived)
# wonderful
attention to detail. Much woo
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:21, archived)
# fantastic
and not enough woo's and yah's here!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Cheeky!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:06, archived)
# Gah!
I'm all hungover and my mouth is burnt from hot chips.

Woo t' the fruit there...

(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:10, archived)
# STOP!
You're scaring me. Nasty boy. Make another evil machine. No, wait. That scared me, too.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:12, archived)
# Everything
I do is scary in one way or another.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:18, archived)
# me too...
how odd :)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 15:24, archived)
# oooh, saucy!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:13, archived)
# Hehe... no, fruity!
Unless you meant that Hp Fruit Sauce stuff.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:16, archived)
# Thought that
was Michael Jackson there for a minute.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:19, archived)
# Shamon
Muthafucka! Heee hee! Check out my bad self.

/still laughing uneasily at the image of Avid Merrion molesting Peter Andre
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:20, archived)
# Do you perchance
have a copy of that image for me? Or will it scare me again?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:27, archived)
# Unfortunately not
the image is only in my mind. Although I'm sure they'll repeat Bo Selecta at some point
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:33, archived)
# lovely pear
too :)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 15:16, archived)
# kung-fu
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:00, archived)
# that reminds me of something.....
oh yes, crippling groin pain... WOO!
And now for the chart at 14.05!

(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:05, archived)
# The chart of what?
FUCKSOCKS!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:06, archived)
#
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:06, archived)
# *goes to vote*
p.s. you have a .bmp in your profile, you might want to jpg it...
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:18, archived)
#
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:06, archived)
# *reads list*
thinks, "uh - ok..."
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:09, archived)
# pecker added rob manuel, cheated a few votes to get it high
and now everyone votes for you
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:10, archived)
# yes
*goes off to vote*
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:12, archived)
# *votes for self*
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:12, archived)
# TJ
mr rob, have you considered making some more t-shirt designs?
such as other donation icons?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:16, archived)
# we want penguin!
we want penguin!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:17, archived)
# yes
we'll hopefully introduce another design when this batch sells out.

personally I want to see pink skinny fits for girls with a kitten icon on them
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:18, archived)
# how long till "this batch sells out" then?
my furvtive is slowly dissapearing (in typical style) and I want need to replace it
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:23, archived)
# i'm not sure
Pep is hands on with the t-shirt stuff. I'll ask her when she gets back from glastonbury.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:24, archived)
# Rob Manuel is doing well
and fucksocks wil be pleased with the free advertising
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:10, archived)
# Cumslurper is number 10!?
That was my suggestion. My swearing powers are not on the wane after all.

You got linked at Linkswarm, BTW.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:10, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:13, archived)
# bah!
since i stopped cheating, pissflaps has only recieved 4 votes... that gives it a grand total of 21 + me
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:27, archived)
# Cheating?
Cheating is naughty.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:29, archived)
# not if you do it in an ingenious way
and then tell the person you were cheating
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:31, archived)
#
remember cuntbiscuit.... 25k + votes ... ;)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 15:12, archived)
# This may become a series if it gets a decent reception
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:57, archived)
#
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:59, archived)
# "Gordon"
shirley. Or am I missing something?

edit: Oh, and you'll need one of these '
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:59, archived)
# The dyslexic adventures
of an overworked meme?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:00, archived)
# They did this for Windows 95!

(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:51, archived)
# embiggerisation
is needed, much
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:53, archived)
# erm
tried clicking on it?

EDIT: As the instructions now suggest
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:53, archived)
# Did
try clicking on it and it is good, but it could be the right size on the board, there's no need for the smallness
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:57, archived)
# 85k is a bit much for dial-uppers
/lemony
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:59, archived)
# The irony
of a joke about data transfer rates...
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:03, archived)
# If I were still on dial-up
I don't think I'd go on b3ta very much anyway. Even if all the pics were small, it'd still take ages to download the board.

But I'm not saying it's a bad idea to keep filesizes down. Just commenting.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:03, archived)
# Single channel ISDN
loading the board and serving a picture at the same time....
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:10, archived)
# your comment
has the aroma of a harmony of exotic fruit.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:12, archived)
# People visit B3ta on dialup?
OMG!
*hugs 1.5Mbit DSL modem*
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:16, archived)
# hehe
"dial-up"
snigger
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:17, archived)
# I can't help it!
I'm pestering my mom to get broadband every day.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:24, archived)
# some people cannot get broadband...
the mean streets of mid suffolk for instance
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:55, archived)
# Brilliant.
Only flaw is that some new computers come with no floppy drive. Ah, the good old days when OSes came on 4 floppy disks...

*reminisces*
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:55, archived)
# Hmmm
Dos 3.30 came on only ONE 3.5" Disk, and it was not even a high density one!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:56, archived)
# :o
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:57, archived)
# what do you mean "used to" ?
You can still get versions of linux that run off a single floppy
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:57, archived)
# yeah but nobody uses them do they? you cockchomper
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:58, archived)
# They have niche uses
I use coyote linux as a DHCP server for running mulitple virtual machines on an internalnetwork.

But anyway, back to the world of things that are actually interesting, you Urs Meier's Hairy Buttocks
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:09, archived)
# hahahaha
Harsh but, ultimately, fair.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:16, archived)
# I used to use them all the time in my old job.
To repair fucked Windows installations.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:20, archived)
# Yeah, OK.
But they're the ones that you can only use to run MAME or play movies and so on. I mean ones that can do (almost) everything you'd ever want to use your computer for.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:59, archived)
# lol
very w00... sitting there for hours... "insert floppy disk 394" *throws mallet though screen*
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:00, archived)
# I just bought a photo library from amazon
I ordered the DVD edition and fuckers have sent me about 12 CDs
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:05, archived)
# Then pay them
in bags of pennies.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:21, archived)
# I make that about 340

/sad
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:16, archived)
# My first Animation


Have always wanted to try animations, but only just realised that I had the stuff to do it.

*Whoo hoo*
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:38, archived)
# Woo for pandas!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:40, archived)
# Nice anim...
But a little on the large size at 220K. Check out Lemony's tutorial
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:41, archived)
# Checking it out now
Thanks for the link
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:46, archived)
# Actually the optimisation is fairly good
A tip for future images to keep the size down is to remember the bigger the area of the image that changes between frames (and the poorer that area compressess) the bigger the file. You could make this much smaller by leaving the speech bubble open and just changing the words.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:49, archived)
# Good point
Will take that one on board for next time.

Ta
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:56, archived)
# Have dropped it to 128 colour
Now sub 200Kbytes.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:55, archived)
# Much woo
Well done
wish i knew how to animate
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:51, archived)
# I dun maded a noo fing, called Chirpy the Alien :)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:37, archived)
# not very friendly
is he/her/it?

blimmin' good though!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:39, archived)
# hehehe
i likes :D
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:40, archived)
# Yarrr!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:34, archived)
# Chortle!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:36, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:36, archived)
# Ohhh... that is a fab wooyay!
Wooyay to that wooyay!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:38, archived)
# i agree
woo to the woo :D
and heeheehee to the teeny pirates
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:46, archived)
# Thank you :)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:48, archived)
# quick and crap

yes, it's a sausage jockey
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:33, archived)
# Well I think it's splendiferous
although the poor chap must be quite ill by now
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:42, archived)
# Fudge packer

(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:45, archived)
# that made me
laugh like a drain!

brilliant.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:51, archived)
# Thank you
for the inspiration. Woo to you, kind sir.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:22, archived)
# Sorry. It just pisses me off.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:32, archived)
# Yeah.
Try to uninstall it and you'll never get all the shit off your hard disk.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:33, archived)
# I hate real
It's just sick and wrong
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:34, archived)
# But,
it's better than Windows Butthole Player
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:36, archived)
# No way!
WMP is the best thing about Windows.
WMP is the best media player in the world bar none.
WMP for king.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:37, archived)
# You're probably correct
about it being the best thing about Windows. But I use Linux. Go RealPlayer!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:44, archived)
# nah
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:52, archived)
# I said
I use Linux. There's no point telling me to install alternative Windows software now, is there?

Helix Player will soon have taken over from the nasty adware that is Real's own player.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:57, archived)
# That is so useful I'm going to give it a woo-yay despite it only being a link to download some software
Finally an escape from the evil of real player.

(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:03, archived)
# I wish I had a woo yay
for your woo yay. It's so woo.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:40, archived)
# Sorry,
please excuse my unfluffiness there.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:06, archived)
# Well
why dont we do something about it? Starting with a strongly worded letter?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:36, archived)
# Real will never be stopped
It's just the way they are

Aaaaaaaaaand cut
Roll credits
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:38, archived)
# I agree
It's a shame the bbc run all there listen again radio progs through it. Makes me kind of glad for Windows Media Player (and Winamp as I can run a radio station through it, and get loads of wierd shit like air traffic control at JFK).
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:36, archived)
# Nope, I'm out..
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:31, archived)
# Read the following text carefully, then...


Was it an elephant with a grey trunk, Ginger spice and the number seven.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:30, archived)
# No
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:31, archived)
# not quite subliminal enough for me
but a great idea
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:31, archived)
# No
.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:32, archived)
# scary badger number 42
come in please, your time is up
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:32, archived)
# Giraffe, Baby, 5.
:)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:32, archived)
# no
badger, baby spice, and two
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:32, archived)
# Um.. no.
I thought of a marmot and a bloke called 'Dude' and a rug... oddly.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:32, archived)
# wombat
mel B
and
666
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:32, archived)
# I'm not
a Spice Girl!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:32, archived)
# no
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:32, archived)
# No, it was
an axolotl, Mrs Pepperpot and Avogadro's number.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:33, archived)
# my mind said to me
elephant, ginger no wait make that scary and 8
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:34, archived)
# i was thinking about pasta bake.
for entirely different reasons.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:35, archived)
# I used to find Spice Girls
quite arousing. Now they make me vexed and bewildered
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:35, archived)
# Scary potato 3.
It is an animal!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:54, archived)
# Yes
But not in that order.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:43, archived)

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