
... in Germany... I seem to recall they were rather salty too....
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:48,
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i found finger marie, family guf, kack and plop
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:55,
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My scanner's not working, so I couldn't scan the page from my phone book, but I did find this:

Norbert Fuck indeed.
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 15:11,
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Norbert Fuck indeed.


CFB
I have a headache. And I blame you. *points*

I can't seem to get it to work. And it's 5k too big for ukdragon, and lossy doesn't seem to affect it.
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:49,
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and resize by a few pixels
should knock a few kb off
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:50,
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should knock a few kb off

... oh to hell with it! *Scoffs*
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:37,
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*curses the Germans for having shitty tea*
Woo -> piccy.
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:36,
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Woo -> piccy.

Friend from Bad Soden brought me a bag of Mullberry tea from Germany last time he came over to America-Land. was rather tasty.
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:38,
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ain't got no real tea, like what us Britishers drink. Only this fruity malarky.
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:41,
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Is that homer simpson I see on the right?
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:37,
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I assume I should see the Quo...
but I don't :'(
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:41,
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but I don't :'(

... we need 100 reg. milligrams of meme-spotting ability, stat!
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:42,
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what's the thing in the middle?
/stupid
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:44,
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/stupid

Yes, it's part of the truck window.
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:53,
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*goes off to brush up on memes at one of them construction kit thingies*
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 15:00,
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drunkpuke look like then?
Woo to the pic. Nice detail work.
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:26,
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Woo to the pic. Nice detail work.

ta,
it's actually a gyros pita bread, with döner kebab internal bits, how's that eh!
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:28,
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it's actually a gyros pita bread, with döner kebab internal bits, how's that eh!

In other news, I can't remember what the address of my website is, or what host I used.
*cries*
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:27,
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*cries*

Google.
IE History.
Search registry.
How lose that?
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:29,
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IE History.
Search registry.
How lose that?

I'll leave the Firefox/Opera/Mozilla intiates to get on with wearing orange robes and selling flowers at airports while I get on with enjoying the internet.
:)
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:34,
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:)

I don' use IE, my browser's history is borked because I copied all the files from my old computer without reinstalling so that I didn't lose my stored passwords (I know that's naughty. But I don't care), and it's only been up a few days, and has no text so it isn't on google. It was easy to lose really.
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:31,
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Wanted to practice animating, and liked your piccie.

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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 15:24,
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I'm all hungover and my mouth is burnt from hot chips.
Woo t' the fruit there...

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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:10,
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Woo t' the fruit there...


You're scaring me. Nasty boy. Make another evil machine. No, wait. That scared me, too.
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:12,
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Unless you meant that Hp Fruit Sauce stuff.
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:16,
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Muthafucka! Heee hee! Check out my bad self.
/still laughing uneasily at the image of Avid Merrion molesting Peter Andre
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:20,
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/still laughing uneasily at the image of Avid Merrion molesting Peter Andre

have a copy of that image for me? Or will it scare me again?
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:27,
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the image is only in my mind. Although I'm sure they'll repeat Bo Selecta at some point
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:33,
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oh yes, crippling groin pain... WOO!
And now for the chart at 14.05!

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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:05,
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And now for the chart at 14.05!

p.s. you have a .bmp in your profile, you might want to jpg it...
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:18,
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and now everyone votes for you
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:10,
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mr rob, have you considered making some more t-shirt designs?
such as other donation icons?
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:16,
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such as other donation icons?

we'll hopefully introduce another design when this batch sells out.
personally I want to see pink skinny fits for girls with a kitten icon on them
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:18,
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personally I want to see pink skinny fits for girls with a kitten icon on them

my furvtive is slowly dissapearing (in typical style) and I want need to replace it
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:23,
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Pep is hands on with the t-shirt stuff. I'll ask her when she gets back from glastonbury.
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:24,
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and fucksocks wil be pleased with the free advertising
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:10,
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That was my suggestion. My swearing powers are not on the wane after all.
You got linked at Linkswarm, BTW.
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:10,
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You got linked at Linkswarm, BTW.

since i stopped cheating, pissflaps has only recieved 4 votes... that gives it a grand total of 21 + me
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:27,
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and then tell the person you were cheating
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:31,
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shirley. Or am I missing something?
edit: Oh, and you'll need one of these '
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:59,
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edit: Oh, and you'll need one of these '

tried clicking on it?
EDIT: As the instructions now suggest
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:53,
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EDIT: As the instructions now suggest

try clicking on it and it is good, but it could be the right size on the board, there's no need for the smallness
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:57,
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I don't think I'd go on b3ta very much anyway. Even if all the pics were small, it'd still take ages to download the board.
But I'm not saying it's a bad idea to keep filesizes down. Just commenting.
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:03,
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But I'm not saying it's a bad idea to keep filesizes down. Just commenting.

loading the board and serving a picture at the same time....
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:10,
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I'm pestering my mom to get broadband every day.
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:24,
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the mean streets of mid suffolk for instance
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:55,
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Only flaw is that some new computers come with no floppy drive. Ah, the good old days when OSes came on 4 floppy disks...
*reminisces*
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:55,
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*reminisces*

Dos 3.30 came on only ONE 3.5" Disk, and it was not even a high density one!
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:56,
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You can still get versions of linux that run off a single floppy
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:57,
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I use coyote linux as a DHCP server for running mulitple virtual machines on an internalnetwork.
But anyway, back to the world of things that are actually interesting, you Urs Meier's Hairy Buttocks
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:09,
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But anyway, back to the world of things that are actually interesting, you Urs Meier's Hairy Buttocks

To repair fucked Windows installations.
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:20,
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But they're the ones that you can only use to run MAME or play movies and so on. I mean ones that can do (almost) everything you'd ever want to use your computer for.
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:59,
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very w00... sitting there for hours... "insert floppy disk 394" *throws mallet though screen*
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:00,
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I ordered the DVD edition and fuckers have sent me about 12 CDs
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:05,
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Have always wanted to try animations, but only just realised that I had the stuff to do it.
*Whoo hoo*

But a little on the large size at 220K. Check out Lemony's tutorial
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:41,
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A tip for future images to keep the size down is to remember the bigger the area of the image that changes between frames (and the poorer that area compressess) the bigger the file. You could make this much smaller by leaving the speech bubble open and just changing the words.
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:49,
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although the poor chap must be quite ill by now
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:42,
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Try to uninstall it and you'll never get all the shit off your hard disk.
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:33,
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WMP is the best thing about Windows.
WMP is the best media player in the world bar none.
WMP for king.
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:37,
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WMP is the best media player in the world bar none.
WMP for king.

about it being the best thing about Windows. But I use Linux. Go RealPlayer!
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:44,
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I use Linux. There's no point telling me to install alternative Windows software now, is there?
Helix Player will soon have taken over from the nasty adware that is Real's own player.
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:57,
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Helix Player will soon have taken over from the nasty adware that is Real's own player.

Finally an escape from the evil of real player.

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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:03,
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why dont we do something about it? Starting with a strongly worded letter?
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:36,
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It's just the way they are
Aaaaaaaaaand cut
Roll credits
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:38,
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Aaaaaaaaaand cut
Roll credits

It's a shame the bbc run all there listen again radio progs through it. Makes me kind of glad for Windows Media Player (and Winamp as I can run a radio station through it, and get loads of wierd shit like air traffic control at JFK).
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:36,
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Was it an elephant with a grey trunk, Ginger spice and the number seven.

I thought of a marmot and a bloke called 'Dude' and a rug... oddly.
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:32,
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elephant, ginger no wait make that scary and 8
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:34,
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for entirely different reasons.
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:35,
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quite arousing. Now they make me vexed and bewildered
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Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:35,
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