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im thinking of something

guess what it is
i can only answer yes or no

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DaWolfey, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:06, archived)

wanking?

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routine has perfected burgers, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:07, archived)

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DaWolfey, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:09, archived)

bunnies

(Amerella, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:07, archived)

(Amerella, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:08, archived)

summer boobies

(Amerella, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:08, archived)

no no and no

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DaWolfey, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:10, archived)

is it

sex related?

(joannie, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:08, archived)

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DaWolfey, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:10, archived)

would brian may

own one?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:10, archived)

not sure

if i was brian may, i'd have one

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DaWolfey, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:11, archived)

Is it a haircut?

or a guitar?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:13, archived)

no, no

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DaWolfey, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:20, archived)

Is it

A large triangular shaped rabbit that kind of only has one ear because the other one looks like a fried Mars bar?

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:14, archived)

erm

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DaWolfey, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:20, archived)

Dudn't

look like a yes/no answer to me.
Is it an ocelot?

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helmetcream, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:20, archived)

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DaWolfey, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:22, archived)

Hair net

(Amerella, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:11, archived)

summer boobies?

...

(Hippy_dippy_flowery, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:13, archived)

Chocolate?

I think of that quite often.

(Hippy_dippy_flowery, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:17, archived)

no, no

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DaWolfey, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:22, archived)

A monkey

with a knife?

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partychancer, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:15, archived)

Can you eat it?

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Spunkmeyer, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:19, archived)

not the thing itself

no
(bit of a clue, that )

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DaWolfey, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:21, archived)

A coconut!

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partychancer, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:25, archived)

A mars bar wrapper!

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Spunkmeyer, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:32, archived)

a puffa fish?

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routine has perfected burgers, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:42, archived)

Pie tray?

or something to do with pie?

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TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:28, archived)

This is probably a boring post but.....

how many people think that films that have won alot of oscars have stayed favorites with every one?
e.g titanic

(capo_ape, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:03, archived)

That's 'cos

it gets shoved down all our throats and some people like that...
...personally I'm never gonna watch titanic - Those romantic comedies never really amused me.

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helmetcream, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:11, archived)

How many films that earned any oscars were any good in the first place?

and never became 'favourites'?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:11, archived)

Pardon?

I haven't seen Titanic, on principle.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:11, archived)

My cousin vinny

won an Oscar for Marisa Tomei.
That was bad.

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partychancer, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:17, archived)

Didn't the Shawshank Redemption

win some oscars??? You would need a heart of ice to not like that film, I tell ya.

(monkeydan, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:32, archived)

Got my new Digital Camera yestaday

Look at the quality.
My mom took this pic of me in my room looking at b3ta.

20m

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:03, archived)

ha ha!

I wish there was an effect in potatoshop that could do that to photos...

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estuardo estuardo, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:07, archived)

i drew it a few days ago in paint

But uninstalled photoshop so i couldnt shrink it down and save it as a .jpg, so i have waited till now to post it.

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:10, archived)

Who's that lovely lady

on the left? I'm guessing Jordan.

(Amerella, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:09, archived)

Dunno

random scribbles, but she has no arms

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:11, archived)

Yup.

Jordan.

(Amerella, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:14, archived)

King of the otters liked to smoke his kitten bong

about this time of day

(Alienboy, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:03, archived)

That is

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routine has perfected burgers, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:05, archived)

has anybody noticed

that it's a Summer Boobies day today ?

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fastcar, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:02, archived)

Gads

Not in leeds it's not... what a bugger.

(Seaneeboy, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:03, archived)

I best get mine out then.

(Hippy_dippy_flowery, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:04, archived)

Mine aren;t looking very summery,

I must say.

(Amerella, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:05, archived)

Post to the board

and let us be the judges of that!

/coat

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:25, archived)

don't get them out unless you

really want to. It's more about tight t-shirts and the like.

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fastcar, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:06, archived)

Hurah fo breasts!

They're great!

(Seaneeboy, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:07, archived)

Indeed

There is nowt so grand
as a womans breast.
All lovely and round
and attached to the chest.

Whether nestled in bra's
or left to bounce free
there's nothing as fine
as a womans boo_bee.

Little bit of a Spaz there.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:17, archived)

Where are you from?

(capo_ape, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:05, archived)

I'm in London

and it's a fabby day

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fastcar, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:14, archived)

Well....

If you were up here in edin just now you would of had a feild day, just along the road from me are about 20 sports cars, Ferrari, porche, mcclaren f1 and most of the women standing next to them arn't wearing much. MMMMMMM!!!!!

(capo_ape, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:24, archived)

Weird Science meets Max Power.

I don't remember Edinburgh being like that...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:26, archived)

it is indeed lovely and warm.

'Fraid I'm letting the side down rather though - all my proper summer tops are in the wash, so sadly I am wearing a shirt. Does it help that my trousis are v. hugging?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:26, archived)

Thought you didn't like men ogling you?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:27, archived)

Ogling is such a smutty word.

Admiring is much better.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:29, archived)

in my part of the world

its always a summer boobies day!

(joannie, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:06, archived)

Think I'll be moving to a house nearer you, then.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:14, archived)

Here's

Today's Dambusting Gallery
plus a fascinating fact thrown in for good measure - last night on the Scottish news there was a woman hypnotizing chickens by singing 'I Wanna Marry a Lighthouse Keeper' from A Clockwork Orange to them.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:55, archived)

FACT

its easy to hypnotise a rabbit

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DaWolfey, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:56, archived)

FACT02

All rabbits are terrififed of A Clockwork Orange. I bought thirty of them a couple of years ago (when the DVD came out) and forced them to watch it. The results were as follows;

16 of them took their own lives.
Another twelve wept uncontrollably throughout the whole thing.
I don't know what happened to the other two. They sneaked off half way through.

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routine has perfected burgers, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:01, archived)

FACT

I can't fucking hummus.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:10, archived)

but what then?

make it eat an onion in front of its mates without its pants?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:02, archived)

Yay

it always makes me smile when I get in the gallery.

And yesterday's gallery too. Double woo. :)

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Craymen, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:08, archived)

kerr-wall-it-ee

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bob dinosaur, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:21, archived)

Can you name the film from the quote:

"... the ..."

?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:54, archived)

metropolis?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:54, archived)

how bout

every film ever made in english?

(joannie, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:55, archived)

Well, its one of them.

I want the exact film though please. (monkeon & troncmaster: wrong!)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:56, archived)

can we have a hint?

time period? style of film? director? stars? anything?

(joannie, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:58, archived)

Well I didn't want to make it

TOO easy, did I?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:00, archived)

The film is.....

Everything you want to know about sex but were afraid to ask.

Can you give me a harder one now please?

(Troncmaster, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:55, archived)

Harder? ok:

" "

(thats the bit between two of the words)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:57, archived)

Now I recognize that one easily...

That is the pregnant pause in the third scene of 'Debbie does dallas'.

Can you tell what film i'm thinking of now? The clue is """

(Troncmaster, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:00, archived)

No, sorry

it was the space between "two" and "weeks" when arnie is desperately trying to regain control of his woman suit in Total Recall.

Your film is "Mary Poppins". Its a 3 nanosecond silence somewhere in scene 3.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:02, archived)

No...

It was actually the speech mark at the end of the sentence proclaimed by Mel Gibson in the film Braveheart which was actually more of a scream than a sentence, in phonetic terms it was something like....

weeeeaaaaaaarggggghhhhhhh!!!!"

(Troncmaster, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:15, archived)

War of the worlds?

Pinky goes to the seaside?
Debbie does Wincanton?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:56, archived)

did debbie do the

racecourse at Wincanton ?

Just my sick mind playing overtime I suppose ...

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fastcar, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:00, archived)

Film Biog possible ideas

can the can - the Suzi Quattro Story.

bash the bishop - The Roger Mellie Story.

kill the nanny - The Lord Lucan Story.

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fastcar, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:56, archived)

them's funny answers

sir

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:00, archived)

thank you.

One tries ones best for the board, as I couldn't photoshop a kitten if I tried.

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fastcar, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:01, archived)

fuck the hummus

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beardman, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:57, archived)

You're all wrong

it was the Italian Job. It was Michael Caine, from this sentance:

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:58, archived)

of course

it's so obvious now you've told us

(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:04, archived)

Steven Hawking is a B3TAn

The proof is here...

new window clicky

(Troncmaster, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:50, archived)

does anyone hear

know the best way to invade Paris? It has been the main subject of conversation in my Business Studies GNVQ (Intermeidet) class for a hour now and we haven't reached a desician yet....

(The Soldier Who Sees Everything Twice, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:42, archived)

Just

piss in the streets like they all do there...

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Kaiser, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:43, archived)

4 tank divisions

and around 30,000 troops should do the trick. The Nazis worked it out pretty easily back in 1940.

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Monkeyboy, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:43, archived)

You have to use your kitten army,

or you'll never get anywhere.

(Amerella, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:43, archived)

what i'd do

Put sleeping power in all of the garlic shipments to Paris

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:44, archived)

Sleeping power?

Is that like Mind-piss?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:54, archived)

It's a sub-set of the mind piss protocol

first drafted in 1678 by one of Einstein's great-great-great-super-smashing grandfathers.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:16, archived)

Preliminary air strikes.

Always a good start, but you'll have to start massing troops nearby first, to take full advantage.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:44, archived)

Or else..

Kidnap all the cheap whores, the men will get bored and piss off to Poland for some action.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:46, archived)

don't bother

it's full of onions and french people.

(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:46, archived)

wasn't it

The von schlieffen plan. Those German folk tried it 3 times and got 2.5 out of 3. That's a pretty good success rate if you ask me. Alternatively you could just ignore the place as it's just an expensive little shit of a place, populated by gay people and whores. Next time, I think we should join the Germand and do a simultaneous attack, one on each side.
last one to the Eiffel Tower is a big fat puff.
Just my opinion.

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Monkboy, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:47, archived)

I think you're getting it mixed up with Brighton...

Note, I love Brighton, and I've never yet been to Paris...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:49, archived)

I've worked in Brighton for 2 days,

and I've seen Paris in a book.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:52, archived)

I was in Paris last weekend

It has:
1. Lovely women
2. oh! that's it.

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estuardo estuardo, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:56, archived)

what about the food?

please don't tell me they have crap food!

(joannie, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:59, archived)

Excellent food there,

but don't ask what it's made of!

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Kaiser, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:01, archived)

nah, the food is very nice there as well

I was just overwhelmed by the laydees...

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estuardo estuardo, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:03, archived)

I've pissed in Paris

and rocked to Brighton

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Kaiser, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:59, archived)

I hope you Shat

in Scunthorpe too.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:17, archived)

yeah

you bring the monks, I'll bring the monkeys.

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Monkeyboy, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:49, archived)

Even Better,

team up with the russians and go and invade the frogs AND the krauts.
The enslaved krauts can be used as car manufacturers, and the frogs, well........ just kill em i spose

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:51, archived)

Ferocious rabbit army

Wins everytime. But dont use frogs coz they will just get eaten.
Who are your teachers, me thinks they are planning the invasion thenselves and are using you for ideas and tactics.

(Bobbie Bigguns, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:49, archived)

Stop paying any truckers around the perimeter of the city.

This will stop all traffic in or out via road and rail, standstill.
Then an airstrike, bombing the entire city with small kittens that haven't been fed for a month. This will remove all human life.
Once fed and full, round up said kittens, feed them to your pets and hey presto sacré Bleu!!
Paris is yours.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:50, archived)

Couldn't we just

Nuke the fuckers, that way they won't come back!

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LuftWaffle, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:12, archived)

kween Mutha Runs Amok

(Spaff, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:40, archived)

Hahaha!

Brilliant! WOO AND YAY!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:41, archived)

that's

fckin great!

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munkt0n, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:43, archived)

fanfucksockingtastic!

class with a bowler hat on.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:46, archived)

i wish i wish

i hadn't killed that fish!

(joannie, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:36, archived)

But now it rains doughnuts,

so it's not all bad.

Hello, darling!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:37, archived)

oh my god

we really are meant to be!! i don't know many people that could pick that one!!

the other bit i love in that ep is where he kills the mosquito... "stupid bug.. you go squish now!!"

(joannie, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:39, archived)

I liked "re-neducation".

Are you sponsored by Fox?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:41, archived)

"we've got a negative nelly in sector two!"

no, i'm not... i just live for the simpsons.. and buffy.

(joannie, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:43, archived)

Buffy!?!?!?!?

Eurgh! Love the film, hate the series.
I forsee a rough patch in our "relationship"...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:46, archived)

its not so good now

the early eps were the best.. and hey, what relationship... you married someone else? all we're doing now is fucking behind her back!

(joannie, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:49, archived)

Coo. Did I pick the wrong time to go get lunch.

I'm getting some! Woo!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:10, archived)

you're not just getting some

you're getting lots and lots!!

(joannie, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:15, archived)

only the billions

of simpsons fans around the globe would have had any chance.

(crazymum, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:42, archived)

Sshh!

I was thinking that, but don't ruin the poor girls dreams...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:46, archived)

HOMER SIMPSON!!

rocks! (puts hand in the internationlly recognised shape that signifies rock music)

(Jamsie, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:38, archived)

aka

"throwing devil horns"

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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:48, archived)

\m/

would be the ascii representation.

\m/ \m/

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Mister Al, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:51, archived)

i'd think it'd be

\n/... two fingers up, two down

(joannie, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:53, archived)

Ah, I see what you're doing...

You're using the 'legs' on the en to represent fingers, wheras I was using the spaces between the 'legs' of the em to represent fingers. The em looks more like a knuckle in my opinion.

Can anyone else out there help us resolve this potentially bitter and heated argument?

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Mister Al, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:01, archived)

Really, I agree with you

HOWEVER, joannie is most probably female, so I'm going to side with her, just because thats the sort of thing I do.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:06, archived)

yes, i am a girl

and i like how that logic works!! but actually, i'm beginning to like the other way better, so you can go with your real instincts,i won't hold it against you!

(joannie, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:11, archived)

Goshdarnit!

Foiled by my own gender!

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Mister Al, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:13, archived)

or..

Just go the whole hog and photograph your own hand..

(Jamsie, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:35, archived)

o.k. people

I need help
I have 35 quid to spend
do I get a graphics tablet or a little mini digicam

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six50, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:33, archived)

Bollox to all that.

Buy yourself 16 pints of beer and then you wont care.

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Hugo Rune, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:34, archived)

get the cam!!!!

I got one last week and its the most fantastic toy I've ever bought! get it NOW!!

you can only afford a shitty tablet anyhow.

(crazymum, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:34, archived)

I want one of those cameras alot

I am an evil heathen - have a graphics tablet and don't use it as much as i thought..

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pep, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:40, archived)

i really cannot recommend the camera enough.

It is truly fantastic.

(crazymum, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:43, archived)

I'm waiting

for this to arrive. I should have it by Saturday I hope.

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Craymen, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:00, archived)

Cam!!

They have it on firebox.com too!! It looks quite cool and more fun, fun, FUN!!

(Bobbie Bigguns, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:39, archived)

get the camera

if youre gonna get a graphics tablet it has to be a proper one - get a Wacom - Ive worked with quite a few and they really are the most reliable - a 35squid pad would be terrible - so get the fun camera f'sure

(scabby dog, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:40, archived)

Oh no!!

now i've found out that for another £15 I can get one of these
Its a bit bigger, stores fewer pictures but the picture quality is FAR better

what do I do?

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six50, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:49, archived)

neither

save your money, if your looking to get a graphics tablet, save your beans until you get to about £70, and then get one of the wacom graphire tablets, for the money thay are the nuts, and better then any othe the other tablets on the market(IMHO).

I'm lucky to have a nice A4 wacom at work, but for my home machine the graphire can't be beaten

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:50, archived)

70 squid for a Wacom?

I thought they were loads more than that. Use one at work, and hate having to design at home with a mouse.

(Nacho, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:03, archived)

for some reason me

and donthaveaclue thought you were a styowdent?!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:20, archived)

Anyone know a good image search?

Im getting pissed off at google for returning total dross all the time.
google rules, but i dont wanna trawl thru 12,000,000 pages to find an image

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Hugo Rune, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:31, archived)

it's always fun to Ask Jeeves if he's gay.

other than that, it's shit.

try the yahoo search image galleries. not great, but sometimes funny.

(Tendency, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:34, archived)

hehe

so i'm not the only person to ask him if he is a tail toucher

(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:40, archived)

Through boredom inspired inspiration...

I've etched 'Woo Yay' into the crud on my mouse for you you people...

(uuurgh!)

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Your Mum, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:21, archived)

Umm

like... buy a new mouse! (yuk :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:23, archived)

you need

to clean your mouse more

that's horrible !!

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DaWolfey, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:24, archived)

I agree

Thats pretty bad. Now get it cleaned!

(Bobbie Bigguns, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:26, archived)

think its maybe time you give it a little clean :)

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DontHaveAClue, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:25, archived)

I was starting to clen it....

BTW: I'd love to see the state of all your mice (belong to us). Its easy to moralise about mine but I bet there's some right stained peripheral out there. I bet your keyboards are sticky too. :)

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Your Mum, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:28, archived)

I am

picking salad out of my keyboard as I type...

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:29, archived)

i've just looked at my keyboard

and ive noticed the dirtiest keys are Insert and Num Lock and i've no idea why!! I never use em!

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DaWolfey, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:31, archived)

Me too

'insert' 'end' & '0 Ins' are the main offenders.

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Your Mum, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:33, archived)

strange

my End key (and Home) are the cleanest on the keyboard

and I never use them either!

This is very strange..

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DaWolfey, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:34, archived)

My last keyboard was turning yellow,

I kept spilling Picallili over it.
My desk is covered with poppy seeds, too...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:35, archived)

I have

a nice black keyboard that doesn't show the dirt...
although I can't doodle on it like I did the last one

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beardman, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:55, archived)

here's my mouse:

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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:57, archived)

Heres mine

/coat

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:07, archived)

Awwwwww.

They's cute.

(Amerella, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:10, archived)

AAAAAARRGHH!

NO WHEEL! Unclean! Unclean!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:07, archived)

i suppose i should go home

laters

(Kieren, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:09, archived)

Lumpy?

Slayer is playing soon. You game????

lookie at dis ere clickie new windy

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Hugo Rune, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:05, archived)

fucksocks.

Bleedin' laaaaarndun again intit. Oi! Tom! Come and bloody play newcassel again!

all of Slayer lurk on here don't they?

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:13, archived)

Slayer rule.

Nuff said.

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Hugo Rune, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:15, archived)

in the ASTORIA!

thats gonna be rather mental methinks :)

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smirny ~(8(|), Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:17, archived)

Aaaaaaaaaaye!

Some serious bottom booting going on there.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:19, archived)

If you can get me a guestie or two

i'm there :)

(my friends would be so jealous too, I know about 4 absolute hardcore Slayer fans, who will be well peeved that me, someone who just thinks they're alright, got a guestie :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:19, archived)

I'll get me mateys at HMV to sort it oot for us..

I may be still on hols, but me fone will work so I'll let you know..

coo! for slayer!

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Hugo Rune, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:24, archived)

Woo!

Kick ass :)

Did i ever tell you that you rule? :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:26, archived)

Yes.

But its ok for it to be repeated :)

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Hugo Rune, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:28, archived)

in that case

can i have a dozen tickets please, 'cause i fucking hate 'em

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isthisyou?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:24, archived)

hmmm,

I'm well within my rights to say that Slayer are shite.

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munkt0n, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:35, archived)

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Mr Fancyteeth, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:01, archived)

hahahaha

always great animations. love them. what do you make them on? i'm having great difficulty with my image ready stuff at the mo

(Tendency, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:15, archived)

thankyoo

we usually use image ready, but its not great, might be better to do it in flash and export it to gifdom

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Mr Fancyteeth, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:25, archived)

my image ready pisses me off

i dunno how to use the animation. whenever i start altering one frame, it alters all the ones before. so i try doing it through layers, but it just selects whatever layer i'm using as every frame in the animation! it's a viscious bloody circle.

(Tendency, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:29, archived)

yeah thats why its a bit cack

you can select 'match frames across animation' to put them all in the same place, but if you want to rotate anything or scale it you cant cos itll change all of them, you have to duplicate the layer and change that.

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Mr Fancyteeth, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:45, archived)

christ almighty on a cloud, this board is whizzing along

I'm too used to the late night shift.
Woo to everyone I haven't wooed yet, brilliant!!

And a big happy birthday to Mr.Breel !! Woohoo!!!!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:01, archived)

and to you

mate. Double woo!

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Hugo Rune, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:02, archived)

and it's my birthday on monday!!!!

www.introducingmondayismybirthday.co.uk

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:05, archived)

Another WOO!

How olds ya mate?

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Hugo Rune, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:05, archived)

I'll be 29

going on 12, and soon to be fit and able to look for a decent job again!!
Woos all round!!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:08, archived)

Im 26 going on

12 too.
People keep accusing me of being childish but I just stick my fingers in my ears and blow rasberries at em!
YAY

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Hugo Rune, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:11, archived)

You're only 26?

Why were you taking the piss out of me for being young then?! Same age difference as between me and the boyfriend...

(Amerella, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:20, archived)

Eh?

and indeed what?

was only taking the piss coz I could :)

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Hugo Rune, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:25, archived)

Grumblesmumumblegurgle

I know that really, but I thought you were older. Sadly I think it's gonna take more than a few days for your liver to recover it's youthful good looks ;)

(Amerella, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:30, archived)

but his liver is effectively 10,000,000 years old.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:25, archived)

OI.

My liver is tops this week. Aint touched a drop since friday!

And in terms of cynicsm and world weariness you strike me about 68 years old.hehe

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Hugo Rune, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:27, archived)

I just have to say I love the 26th June

what a great day, always sunny and always my birthday

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breel, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 10:54, archived)

Happy Birthday

hope you got plenty of new earsocks!

(balrog, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 10:56, archived)

Yay!

Happy birthday mate! have a good one with lots of booze and earsocks-a-plenty. woohoo!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 10:58, archived)

Happy Birthday!!

Have a goodie!

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jlanaway, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 10:59, archived)

Happy earsocks to yoooou!

Happy earsocks to yooooou!
Happy earsocks dear breeeeeel!
Happy earsocks to you!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 10:59, archived)

catchy

I can see me singing that later when pissed. WOO

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breel, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:01, archived)

you mean

you're not pissed already? What's the matter with you, man?

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:01, archived)

only just got up

but the drinking hour cometh soon. WOOHOO

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breel, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:04, archived)

Happy Birthday, Meester Breelisimo.

Have a good one, as I'm sure you will.

(Nacho, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:23, archived)

Birthday! Happy!

You! To!

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Hugo Rune, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:01, archived)

happy birthday

you raging madman!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:02, archived)

has this one been done

Happy Birthday

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:07, archived)

I think it could be a glass cock

But cheers, and cheers to everyone for my Birthday Woo’s!
It B3ta Birthday soon Im almost the same age.

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breel, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:11, archived)

No, apparently it's

Happy Birthday.

[Erk, the birthday boy b3at me to it! Go Breel!]

(Amerella, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:11, archived)

Hejsan!

Did you fix your 'puter today?
Edit: this one's for Simon Wicks...

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Kaiser, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:19, archived)

Me?

Then no. Ive left me dad to sort it out. Im at college doing me work, its my last day, woo

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:30, archived)

Maybe

we all should start a big string of pre-congratulations???

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Kaiser, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:33, archived)

Err not just yet

All depends weather it is all compatible. XP mine will be all the others are 2000. Hoep it works

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:37, archived)

I was thinking about

your last day at college :)

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Kaiser, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:39, archived)

Sorry

Im being realy thick today.
If you wish to congradulate me you can. I still have to come back next year, my 4th year here. Arghh.

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:46, archived)

You could

pretend it's the last and get the shock later!

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Kaiser, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:48, archived)

I still have to come back to this town though

Got a job for the summer here doing web-shite design for some printing company.
I will be situated on the top floor in the corner me thinks, no work for me, hehe, and if i dont want to go in i dont have to, i can work from home.
This is the life, get paid for sleeping

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:05, archived)

Breathlá Shona Duit

You won't have a fucking clue what it means, but it's nice, honest ;-)

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bob dinosaur, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:12, archived)

Keep yer Geailgóirin'

outta here or it'll be Chuckie ar an urlar!

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helmetcream, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:06, archived)

Bit slow

but happy birthday - it's mine today too.

Woo Yay for the Birthday Boys!

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adverse_camber, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:33, archived)

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