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# Mt first (quick) bush shop
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:20, archived)
# ahhh da da da da da tripitaka!
that hurt monkey... why you do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:30, archived)
# I've just finished a new game
click here, foo's
'Dodge The Dot' is the follow up to my last proper game, cunningly titled 'The Dot Game'.



(Sweep, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:16, archived)
# i got to the "lights out" part and was quickly destroyed
excellent game
(schnurricane, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:18, archived)
# I love your games.
They am teh bestest.
(MooCow_Byter, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:19, archived)
# why thankyou
i'm going to start a new game where you have to jump over things by shouting into your microphone. I can picture children round the country sitting at their computer shouting like spastics, whilst their parents get pissed off and tell the shut up. :)
(Sweep, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:20, archived)
# Heh heh.
Sounds good. That lights out bit is sadistic.
(MooCow_Byter, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:21, archived)
# oh, awesome
i can't wait
(schnurricane, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:21, archived)
# That's cool

Edit: HELP... I can't stop playing it
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:20, archived)
# that's why i make my games so hard
it pisses people off, but they only want to complete it more.

result 1: they reach boiling point, throw the keyboard at the computer and never play the game again
result 2: they complete the game just before boiling point, but still send me a death threat
(Sweep, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:24, archived)
# nicely done,
some good ideas there, but a tad unfair :)
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:22, archived)
# that
is very ace and woo and other good things.
got up to just after the "nothing will happen for a while" bit and then died horribly
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:37, archived)
# You rock.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! feaf, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:45, archived)
# Ha i won!
Yes, i did cheat.
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 20:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Posting at this time of night is like chucking a paper cup out of the window
of an intercity 125 at top speed (Back when they could do top speed..); it just gets snatched away in the riptide of posts!!!!

anyway.


In another universe, the Daleks have sussed out their fundamental design flaw. Now they rule.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:09, archived)
# you think this is fast?
i've seen posts halfway down the page before they've been commented on, however good they are
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:10, archived)
# eeeeee
when i were a lad . no . i'll stop right now i think
(mitch, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:14, archived)
# do you have breasts now?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:16, archived)
# yes
only small , but beautifuly formed .
(mitch, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:17, archived)
# I remember when
this messageboard was made of coal

you could put up a message, go do your chores and still have enough left over for half time, rain hail or shine!
(I helped save b3ta! Bling Blong Bling Blong, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:17, archived)
# and I remember when all this was fields
and the policemen weren't as young
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:21, archived)
# this time of night?
what the hell are you *talking* about?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:10, archived)
# Judging by "intercity 125"
he's one of those dirty foreigners
(I helped save b3ta! Deebster, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:13, archived)
# dirty dirty!
*washes hands*
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:13, archived)
# Yeah really
I'm holding off going to the chinese takeaway cos it's too early yet.
(tom_artosorse, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:13, archived)
# the time of night when it's busy
not necc. late
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:19, archived)
# Yay to Daleks on escalators!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:11, archived)
# hey a chav dalek, he has gold plated neck slabs
does he have a soverign coin ring on his sucker?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:18, archived)
# Was it you
who did the great Chav dalek earlier ?
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:18, archived)
# pikey dalek?
think it's here
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:27, archived)
# Thought so.
I woo'ed it first time round, but have another one for luck.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:32, archived)
# thank 'ee
christ there must be enough materiel now to do this TV prog project, do all the significant (i.e. not me) posters of stuff get mentioned in the credits?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:51, archived)
# pre-toasts and runs away.
Clicky for 300KB anim

MOD EDIT: That's a bit big for the board and it's a repost anyway.
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:06, archived)
# Didn't see it first time
so you're given

/stares

Gee, thats purdy.

This am great
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:07, archived)
# /hugs blender3d
it is my friend.
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:08, archived)
# and far safer, I gauge,
than hugging actual blenders.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:09, archived)
# that
is a fact,and no mistake.
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:11, archived)
# uoy evol i
.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:16, archived)
# I am not joining in with your silly
backwards talking nonsense. I've had enough of it, you hear me?
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Alternate Universe etc..
yea
Site
(Hairy Midget, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:06, archived)
# Compo*
it.


















*compost
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:06, archived)
# well, I ain't NEVER going there
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:09, archived)
# S'not as good as
the more common universe.
(Hairy Midget, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:10, archived)
# at least there are still peaches in Georgia
[sigh of relief]
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:15, archived)
# haha
that made me laugh so much.

nice touch with the out-of-focus foreground.
(schnurricane, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:15, archived)
# freaky
friday
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:17, archived)
# Inspired by that 'Frugle' post earlier

Bit big I know, wanted to make the text legible. Linky?
(Small Beer, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:03, archived)
# anything
with a violet wand in it gets a major woo from me
(mitch, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:07, archived)
#
↑
Ta :)
↓
(Small Beer, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:10, archived)
# Only 39-and-a-bit Kb, so it's alright
sizewise... although you could always try cutting and pasting the actual page to the left and cropping the right hand side of the image.

Like the idea, though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:08, archived)
# Dear Small Beer,
Feel free to ignore this user.

It's a woo pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Deebster, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:15, archived)
# I'm not saying it isn't.
Just commenting...

*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:17, archived)
# I was referring
to you getting all anal-retentive about filesize and whitespace.

Although I'd have probably saved the file as a png to get better compression.
(I helped save b3ta! Deebster, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:23, archived)
# excellent
i would use it.
(natal needs a vacation from vacationing, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:31, archived)
# More flash nonsense:


Click for flash version

More little flash things:
sprites
mouse and milli
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:02, archived)
# Thats lovely.
Have my new woo
Ryu-Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:04, archived)
# That's ....odd.
Cool.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:05, archived)
# you are getting good at this flash malarkey
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:05, archived)
# Rock Lobster!
I do like that.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:07, archived)
# bulc sdrawkcab s'daol3r rof
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:00, archived)
# ahahahahah
srekcaps drebni eht ta kool
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:01, archived)
# drebni?
Posting from a sparrow's stomach?
(I helped save b3ta! Deebster, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:17, archived)
# Hahah, I recognise those two
who are they?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:01, archived)
# wonk t'nod I
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:02, archived)
# a couple of inbreds who were in bizarre magazine a few months back
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:03, archived)
# I don't read magazines
I saw them ages ago
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:06, archived)
# It's
a pretty famous photo, can't remember who the hell took it though - they're two South African brothers is all I can remember. It got ripped off for an ad campaign a couple of years back, too.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:04, archived)
# South Africans
They were in the Independent magazine a few years back.
(Small Beer, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:05, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/3707147
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:01, archived)
# ahah
?sdrawkcab ekil t'nod uoy
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:04, archived)
# yzarc s'eh
.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:07, archived)
# eb tsum eh
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:09, archived)
# yes i'm crazy, have you not seen my post
but there is a difference between crazy and immature
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:14, archived)
# Ah well now. You should have said I'd get that.
I may now consider joining.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:02, archived)
# .....
i love it
(khjkjkjkjk, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:02, archived)
# haha
godamn it - this is the worst bandwagon in years*. I'm off to eat vast amounts of Chicken (Cleo gave me the urge)


*No offense to those involved of course ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:02, archived)
# seconded.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:03, archived)
# eerga I
ynnuf s'ti tub
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:05, archived)
# oow ma taht
.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:03, archived)
# haha!!
quality badgeyness!
(tom_artosorse, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:03, archived)
# !egdaB
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:52, archived)
# agdab tseb eht ma taht
.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:53, archived)
# Shove that fooking club
backwards up your fooking backwards arse!!!!!
(fistcount shite, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:58, archived)
# ?era uoy dna
drolyag a ysuoivbo
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:59, archived)
# ?nioj I naC
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:53, archived)
# egdab eca na s'taht
yaaaaaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:53, archived)
# I
sdrawkcaB heT mA
!oow ,em fo edur woh :tidE
(yay for mutants, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:54, archived)
# Fuck backwards!
Fuck backwards in it's backwards fucking arse.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:55, archived)
# !ynnuf gniklat er'uoY
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:56, archived)
# cock
my suck

I'm not sure I've got the hang of this
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:57, archived)
# fra!
.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:00, archived)
# shop it!
please!!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:59, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! cunilinguini, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:56, archived)
# I'll join
The backwards BACKWARDS club.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:56, archived)
# That sounds like a much more sensible idea.
How do I join ?
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:56, archived)
# You must pass a grueling set of tests. 12 of them.
Each one harder than the previous...
Few get through.

Or just say "Aye" after this post.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:57, archived)
# Aye
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:57, archived)
# I hate tests.
I'll just say "Aye". Do I get a badge ?
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:58, archived)
# I'm not sure either way
is worth the bother. What's in it for me? Free badge? Maybe a crappy wallet containing the club rules?
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:58, archived)
# Alright.
I'll go make one.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:59, archived)
# Yay
to the Backwards Backwards club!!

Anything for a return to people posting normally again...
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:59, archived)
# Aye


seems a good idea, and less effort than the other one.
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:03, archived)
# *brain melts from reading backwards posts*
Aye...
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:05, archived)
# Aye.
(MooCow_Byter, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:19, archived)
# is this the new teh
or the same old shit?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:59, archived)
# Same old shit.
It's been pissing me off for a while now.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:00, archived)
# me
too . and i can't get the ignore thingie to work :(
(mitch, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:05, archived)
# h\y\w
.
(pootermunky unlurked on, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:00, archived)
# hoo
yay woupla!
(yay for mutants, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:05, archived)
# oot egdab edam I
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:01, archived)
# Backwards club eh?

Thats what they called the gays back in the good ole days......
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:09, archived)
# my f'in manager


gettin my written warning tonight! ah well time off teh phones. then coachin (i.e. doing nuthin) till midnight.
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:49, archived)
# throw
stones at the cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:50, archived)
# oow ma taht
.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:51, archived)
# do
the decent thing and scan it so you can post it here . you're bound to get a woo for an online warning
(mitch, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:52, archived)
# good idea!
i can't scan it no scanner!!!! i have the email though...
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:54, archived)
# rip his arms off and beat him with the soogy end
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:52, archived)
#
tis a she
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:54, archived)
# kick her
in the tits.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:55, archived)
# Then bumrape her
until she's very very sorry indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:56, archived)
# that should do it
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:58, archived)
# Or just say she looks fat.
And her bum looks big in everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:58, archived)
# as from this mornings chats
'bum Suprise Sex' her.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:59, archived)
# Mmmm
soogy.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:02, archived)
# Do you mind me asking,
why the warning?
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:57, archived)
# siht fo soc
In Confidence

Richard Cropper

Network Service Advisor

12th September 04


Dear Richard,

I informed you of the attendance standards required by the Company during our 1:1 on
20th June 04 and it would appear that you have failed to meet these standards. Therefore I need to consider appropriate action at Stage One of the O2 Conduct procedure.

This may result in the issue of a Written Warning which would remain on your Company record for 12 months and additional conduct penalties, which are listed at website vitalo2.pri/UK/life/howwework/conduct.asp. The alleged misconduct we are concerned with is that you have an unacceptable attendance record.
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:58, archived)
# Ah. I see.
Simply not showing up for a job you obviously hate. My advice, stay home, get stoned, listen to much Bill Hicks. That should sort you out.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:01, archived)
[challenge entry] In a parallel universe
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:46, archived)
# Ha!
More spongage!! Yay!
(tom_artosorse, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:47, archived)
# Been done a million times before I would imagine but anyway . . .
(tom_artosorse, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:41, archived)
# heh heh
woo
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:42, archived)
# lovely spongage
or, as the french say, spong-aaaahje


woo!
(not_real had his name thieved, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:42, archived)
# oh
I do like that subtle spongage there.
woo!
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:42, archived)
# reh dnif ot nosrep ylno eht I mA
?evitcarttanu ylsuoediH
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:43, archived)
# sey
!reh ycnaf slrig neve
(tom_artosorse, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:44, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:44, archived)
# rehtie reh fo hcum kniht t'nod I
on
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:45, archived)
# *spawf*
.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:49, archived)
# sey neht daeh reh revo gab repap a tup
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:52, archived)
# laog a seloh yna
.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:54, archived)
# ?detnvni sgab repap erew esle yhw
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:57, archived)
# no.
Well, not hideously unattractive, just a trifle boring.
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:45, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
:)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Meanwhile, in a Parallel Dimension..
Somebody logs onto their favourite cartoon site...

(Tonto, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:37, archived)
# salad runner?
homestar fingers?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:39, archived)
# MY MIND IS NOT A URINAL
(not_real had his name thieved, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:40, archived)
# si enim
.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:49, archived)
# yaaaay, salad runner!
w/y/h!
(not_real had his name thieved, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:39, archived)
# Honest to God,
that would scare the FUCK out of me
(Gimbo, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:40, archived)
# Salad Fingers
the Motion Picture - 'twould be scarier than the original "Ring"

I think Kevin Eldon would make a perfect Salad Fingers
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:50, archived)
# [imagines salad fingers saying "toooooons"]
[shudders]
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:44, archived)
# Woooop woop woop
Anything involving Salad Fingers makes me happy in my brain cupboard.

Spoons.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:48, archived)
# Haha
That's so terrifying :'(
(what ?, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:49, archived)
# FUCK
thats fucking amazing
i liek it when teh red water comes out
hello may i caress ure rusty spoons
wooo
(EVIL_ZOMBIE_DEATH_MONKEYS, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 20:26, archived)
# #=)>
(I helped save b3ta! Bling Blong Bling Blong, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:37, archived)
# arf
arf
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:40, archived)
# !frA
!reyag heT
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:41, archived)
# tnuc ylgu na tahw
eheheheheh
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:43, archived)
# Thirdman?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:53, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:02, archived)
#
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:33, archived)
# Woo!
Love it!

/pyromaniac
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:34, archived)
# feel
free
(Hobo, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:35, archived)
#

and with that, I'm off for a bit, tata
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:35, archived)
# haha
goodnight
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:37, archived)
# Mosus (V Recs) & Badboy Blame on www.lifefm.co.uk!
MOD EDIT: Please, no spam. Thankyou.
(djmorpheus, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:32, archived)
# GtF!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:33, archived)
# I think I've fucked their chatroom.
Guests can't seem to login anymore. Maybe they didn't like my 'polite' requests to leave B3TA alone.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:48, archived)
# Why does he keep posting?
*ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:33, archived)
#
Because he's a cunt.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:33, archived)
# what
a cock muncher
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:34, archived)
# Some people
are going to tell you to fuck off now
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:33, archived)
# for FUCK'S sake
we've been through this already.

And furthermore:
kcuF ot teG
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:34, archived)
# Watch out
that got linked the other day.



evidently size matters.
(drnuclear, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:43, archived)
# no!
WE WANT SPEEDCORE
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:34, archived)
# Cock off Sir
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:34, archived)
# i think not!
I wish Hairy Midget was here to repost his rap contest Cap'n Biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:34, archived)
# ahahaha
i'm lovin that username.
(Acemandoo, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:35, archived)
# I like your username too
are you having such a good time? are you having a ball?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:36, archived)
# somewhere in here
www.angelfire.com/musicals/midget0
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:36, archived)
# ...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Hairy Midget, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:51, archived)
# No shark?
(Small Beer, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:34, archived)
# please go away
you fucking annoying cock-brained flangemonkey
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:36, archived)
# HEY!
their chat room is fun. Check it out. it mainly says LEAVE B3TA ALONE YOU FUCKING CUNTS!!!

MOD EDIT: If youwant to troll other messageboards that is your business, but please don't do it under the name of b3ta. All it does is invite them to come on here and post shit.

I deleted the spam and banned his account. No need to do anything else.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:40, archived)
# A new search engine for those on a tight budget...
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:27, archived)
# Nicely done.
Woo.
(Small Beer, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:28, archived)
# been done by google already
www.froogle.com
(Kez, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:29, archived)
#
yes but they smell of poo. They also don't know how to spell frugle ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:31, archived)
# they were just
on a budget
(Kez, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:34, archived)
# I expect
they know how to spell frugal though
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:34, archived)
# haha, lovely pedantry
(not_real had his name thieved, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:39, archived)
#
yoou are absoolutely right. They just like putting loots of oo's everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:41, archived)
# Must... type... woo...
So... very... full...

*flops*

Woo yay hoipla!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:32, archived)
#
i'm starving! what have you had to eat?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:33, archived)
# I cooked...
Roast chicken filled with stuffing.
Boiled Carrots
Gravy (lovely, just right, used the juices from the chicken)
Potatoes
onions and sweetpotatoes next to the chicken.

I had a large plate.

I cook too well...
*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:36, archived)
# I cook better
roast lamb...

edit: was there basting? did you add cornflour to the gravy?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:40, archived)
# Not got cornflour. Used ordinary Plain.
Basting, usually yes, this time I just put olive oil on the top.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:44, archived)
# with salt?
makes it crispier? oh and what brand of olive oil?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:45, archived)
# I put a bit of salt and olive oil on the potatoes, it does make it crispier I know.
For added flavour and crispyness at the same time. I put some vegetable boullion power on the chicken. I rubbed it in with the olive oil. C'est tres bien.

The type of oil is: Pilippo BERIO Extra Virgin Olive Oil
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:51, archived)
#
marry me
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:42, archived)
# Sorry but...
My family needs me. Without me, they would eat my mum's charcoal 'cuz she is a good cook, but never pays attention.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:45, archived)
# :(
Well, i'll sneak round your house and eat all of your chicken muhahaha.

/hungry
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:47, archived)
# My roast chicken isn't as good as my lemon chicken.
Lemon juice, parsley and chicken breast = wunderbar! Especially 'cuz it can go with Potato or rice.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:54, archived)
#
*drool* right...i'm off to eat some chicken!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 19:01, archived)
# Phew
This took a good eight hours, at least. I really should get a life.

CFB
Also, click for original photo
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:23, archived)
# yes
you should get a life .
but having said that .... it's a good pic , most woosome
(mitch, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:25, archived)
# Oh god no
OH NOES!
(Kez, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:25, archived)
# It is a wonderous thing to behold
as for your life you have to leave it at the check-in when you enter b3ta - all lives are fully refunded on exit (but you will never leave)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:25, archived)
# Is that really true?
step 1, find your way into the newsletter
step 2, get arrested for something like flower arranging.
step 3, have the men in black erase "woo" "yay" and "houpla" from your memory
(Kez, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:28, archived)
# that
aint what the men in black did to me !

*blushes*
(mitch, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:31, archived)
# !hoO
!ykeehC
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:39, archived)
# Yes but that only convinces you that you have left
when in actual fact

*** and here comes the science bit

It's the qualative change from becoming an active member to becoming an inactive lurker - each day we take away from active b3taing is a quantative step towards lurkage until a quantative step eventually takes on a qualative change from one state to the next - ergo for a lurker to constantly lurk on b3ta is a quantative step towards the qualitive change of becoming once again an active b3tan - hence the cycle in complete.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:31, archived)
# that is rather good
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:25, archived)
# efil a evah ere
*efil revo sdnah*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:26, archived)
# YAAAAY! A vector that isn't just someone's face! HURRAH!
It's also really good too! Yay you!

BIGGER
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:27, archived)
# That is tres woo
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:28, archived)
# Blimeh
*bows down*
Ta muchly :) this applies to all the above, as I'm now so sick of looking at my monitor I can't bear the thought of replying to all.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:31, archived)
# I knows how you feel
godo work you. Have a biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:32, archived)
# Yay!
Biscuit!! *hugs* Ta again
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:33, archived)
# Hey, it aint all bad...
(AdrianJ, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:20, archived)
# Arf
It's just a little wind, stop bloody complaining.
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:22, archived)
# Arf arf arf
Jamacia?
(Small Beer, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:22, archived)
# Jakarta?
...No she...
(AdrianJ, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:25, archived)
# oooo I know this one
smells terrible?
(I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:26, archived)
# ...no nose...
...my wife...
(AdrianJ, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 18:29, archived)

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