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# This is a black day - Johnny Ramone of The Ramones is dead *sobs*
www.nme.com/news/109896.htm
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:10, archived)
# Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?
(G-Funk, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:12, archived)
# hey ho
oh no
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:12, archived)
# ey ho
lets go
(Sheepattack!, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:13, archived)
# I know.

best related post.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:15, archived)
# Hahahha
I loves him
(I helped save b3ta! valley, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:17, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:19, archived)
# Sorry for ignorance, but
wouldn't he be the third to die within a three year's period?
Only Tommy is left now.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:25, archived)
# BANDWAGONS.
Why do you get so angry 'bout them?

Just look at them as a multi-perspective view of some given theme, reflecting the variety and creativity of mankind.

/ducks for cover
(hoopyfrood really knows where his towel is, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:03, archived)
# threadwasters
are worse.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:03, archived)
# Agreed
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:04, archived)
# he's got
a point tho...
(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:05, archived)
# I kno
I've always rather enjoyed bandwagons...
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:06, archived)
# Problem is
that people with no hummus use them as an excuse to post any old shit
(I helped save b3ta! valley, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:07, archived)
# yes. that's usually me.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:08, archived)
# yes valley, like people that can't find their own original words
and say "hummus" and "woo YAY" all the f'ing time

dick
(willtheyorwon'tthey, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:09, archived)
# Heh heh, that's the first time I've ever said "hummus"
It's just culture, people enjoy feeling part of stuff and they express that partially through in-jokes and language. It's just human nature and very deep-seated.
(I helped save b3ta! valley, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:11, archived)
# Wow,
profound.

woo, yay, houpla
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:12, archived)
# contra'dick'ting yourself so soon!?
being part of the group.... the same argument could be used in favour of bandwagons could it not?
(willtheyorwon'tthey, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:17, archived)
# Good heavens
go and have a nice cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! valley, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:19, archived)
# And a sit down too!
(I helped save b3ta! D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:20, archived)
# I second
this idea.
While you're at it stroke a kitten or something.
(badger of doom http://www.trendingtracks.co.uk, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:21, archived)
#
womenshealth.articleinsider.com/50246_pms_cure.html
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:21, archived)
# This is true.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:26, archived)
# OK, I see.

Liberality at it's best at b3ta. I better come back later.
(hoopyfrood really knows where his towel is, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:07, archived)
# Oooohhh... Liberality!
I loves him... with his piano playing, nice hair and candelabras.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:08, archived)
# "I can't believe he was gay"
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:09, archived)
# The Libertines?
I loiks them. I loiks them a lot *chases fox for hours then tears it apart*
(temper_temper Salmon, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:09, archived)
# Yeah
and Arbeit macht frei.
(Colonel Asswrinkle, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:10, archived)
# hornets nest...
trouble is, mention a bandwagon and some twat will remind people of old ones...

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:11, archived)
# Hehe
missed that first time round
(I helped save b3ta! valley, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:12, archived)
# you were lucky then!
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:13, archived)
# I meant the pic above
not the bandwagon :)
(I helped save b3ta! valley, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:16, archived)
# that's what I meant too!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:05, archived)
# Bandwagons aren't bad in themselves
it's just nicer when somebody puts a bit of thought into a joke, rahter than slap a different caption over the same old picture.

Not that slapping a caption over the same old picture can't be funny, it just usually isn't.

Having said that, anybody who doesn't like a bandwagon can always make a different picture and post that instead - we all have the power to change the content of the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:06, archived)
# Well,

personally I like running-gags very much, and bandwagons come quite close to that.

But I agree, some contributions to bandwagons suck. But I've also seen very funny ones.
(hoopyfrood really knows where his towel is, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:11, archived)
# Well bandwagons as such are not all that bad
but it somewhat shows a lack of originality especially sign bandwagons where the only shopping involved is changing some text - that isn't to say that bandwagons don't throw up the odd gem once in a while but on the whole they tend to be repetative. Now threadwasting is a severe crime punishable by DEATH. \perhaps an exaggeration.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:06, archived)
# Yeah
Agreed with most of what you said however, threadwasters shouldn't be killed without first being well-hung drawn (preferably using Photoshop) and quartered

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:19, archived)
# If you want my opinion,
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:16, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:20, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Lovely Opinion - have a fig roll.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:26, archived)
# I see the Tories
have gone back to their basics with their new logo


(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:59, archived)
# BlueCock?
(woo too!)
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:01, archived)
# heh heh
:)
(Sigma5, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:01, archived)
# GC?
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:01, archived)
# Nice to see favourite dildo getting another airing...




oh, er, and nice pic. sorry. bit distracted there.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:03, archived)
# A blue bleeding cock
They get my vote.
(King Mong, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:03, archived)
# foxy lady
(Sigma5, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:59, archived)
# you sick bastard
I just wanted to eat
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:00, archived)
# Goodness
My word
(Cliph, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:00, archived)
# mmmm
loin stirringly lovely
(nathan57, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:01, archived)
# That's
just TOO real.

woo, fwap and yay.

(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:01, archived)
# I bet with that gob she can take one sideways.
(Small Beer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:01, archived)
# Yours
maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:01, archived)
#
↑
cruel
:( *sob*
(Small Beer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:02, archived)
# thats superb
ly realistic
*barf
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:02, archived)
# That Blair
Is One Lucky PM.
(Dr GUID, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:04, archived)
# Great work
now sell it to a tabloid
(I helped save b3ta! valley, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:05, archived)
# many people (thanks) and i have made a fishtank :)







sorry for not updating i was away. hope you dont mind the repost so soon
thanks everyone
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:59, archived)
# WooHoo the tank it get's fuller
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:02, archived)
# Yay
I do like the way the whelk is nestling under the weed
(I helped save b3ta! valley, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:04, archived)
# i cant choose my favourite one
they am all so great :)
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:08, archived)
# reverse case mod
I'm sick an tired of case modders taking perfectly good toasters and deck chairs and turning them into computers. So I thought it was time for reverse case modding, I've turned a database server into a bookself.

clicky here to see

next I plan to turn a printer into a bread bin.
(I helped save b3ta! whizzbang, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:56, archived)
# nice one
I'm gonna turn a fucking hardcore ultra-modded alienware piece of shit into a kitchen toaster. be the most expensive toaster in the world, but it will be water-cooled.


(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:57, archived)
# with those light bands along the side?
give the toast a nice green glow.
(I helped save b3ta! whizzbang, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:58, archived)
# hahah
thats great

you loon
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:58, archived)
# ps.
nice horn!
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:58, archived)
# honk!
its amazing what you'll find for a tenner down the local flee market... Royal Canadian Artillary are missing a bugle bye the way.
(I helped save b3ta! whizzbang, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:59, archived)
# Jeffrey Archer novels
these are sad, sad times
(TheCircusBeyond, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:59, archived)
# Does it make it any better if I olny read teh first 20 pages...
its is basically the same book as "As the crow flies"

Damn you Archer..
(I helped save b3ta! whizzbang, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:00, archived)
# I'd never censor what people read
but he gets royalties for each of those 'novels' that he sells. As if the theiving bastard* needs more cash.

*the lawyers can fuck right off
(TheCircusBeyond, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:02, archived)
# yep, the guy is a crook alright
what can I say, I was young and foolish and in an airport and needed a book to read.
(I helped save b3ta! whizzbang, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:05, archived)
# *cerebral flooding alert*
(Small Beer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:00, archived)
# someone did
colour in the A though
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:00, archived)
# We have a saying in our house
"Jeffrey Archer syndrom": people who believe that the law does not apply to them, but only to people who don't know what they are doing.
(I helped save b3ta! whizzbang, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:03, archived)
# Brilliant idea.
V.v.v. green an' that. Some nice books & vids as well, but... Archer? Ewww.
(Small Beer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:59, archived)
# it was late..
and I was tired...
(I helped save b3ta! whizzbang, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:01, archived)
# Whoa! Nice work!
BTW: Is that DVD you have there in the bottom shelf, "Shaven Soldiers, Part IV", any good?
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:59, archived)
# Its not as good at the other 3
but then again what is?
(I helped save b3ta! whizzbang, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:01, archived)
# Superb!
Absolutely Superb.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:02, archived)
# Good
DVD collection my good man!
(I helped save b3ta! D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:02, archived)
# You can't beat the 1970's car chase movies.....
The original "gone in 60 seconds" being my fav!

horay for 45 minute car chases!
(I helped save b3ta! whizzbang, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:04, archived)
# Had to happen
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:56, archived)
# "Holy criminality, Fatwa-Man!"
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:01, archived)
# Finally, everbody has some personal qualities.



So don't be sad, little fellow.
(hoopyfrood really knows where his towel is, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:54, archived)
# your
post seems lonely....
(haberman is singing in the changes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:32, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:53, archived)
# Arrgghh,
he's coming straight at me!

*runs away*


woo
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:54, archived)
# *snotty laughter*
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:56, archived)
# Right,
tommorow morning sopmething will be in the post for you, sorry about the delay.
I found it but didn't get time to copy it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:58, archived)
# No worries
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:04, archived)
# The only way to start the day.....

(Timuffee, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:50, archived)
# W/Y!
Knew someone who used to have Guinness on their museli, yum!

Ps: FISH TANK IS UPDATED!!!
(I helped save b3ta! valley, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:51, archived)
# tj...
is this GC? http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/scottmills/features/kinnear.shtml

I dunno, I've been on holiday, seems the whole harrow councillor thing's gone mainstream.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:51, archived)
# greebo on t'other place
was just saying how much b3ta stuff Scott Mills steals as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:53, archived)
# Seems a bit odd
to steal visual humour for a radio show...

I wouldn't know though, I don't have a radio.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:56, archived)
# he's steve wright
without the originality
and with a penchant for bumlove
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:58, archived)
# Weird
that they fail to get the right shape
but titterworthy all the same
(I helped save b3ta! valley, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:54, archived)
# Yesssssssssssssss
Tonight, I might. Mmmm, beer.
(Small Beer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:51, archived)
# Ooops
And i've been drinking Absinthe before going to work!
(mcparty, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:55, archived)
# A fine way to start the day.....
....or have a J and fly.
Nice one Bacon, more required though....
(Beanclart, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 10:54, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:48, archived)
# tee hee

thats great
(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:49, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:49, archived)
# i estimate we will see that picture....
..6 more times today
edit:oops ha ha woo etc
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:50, archived)
# 6 more times?
this is b3ta we could be looking at Nth times, where Nth is relational to the number of sign bandwagoners on the board today.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:51, archived)
# well my moneys on 6
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:53, archived)
# It's a good wager
what are the odds (better ask McCrirrick)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:54, archived)
# ..lost :-)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:55, archived)
# ha ha
lucky my bet was 'both ways' eh
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:15, archived)
# Hahaha
Love the expression, too!
Wonderful as ever
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:50, archived)
[challenge entry] In a parallel universe Windows is easy to use

- semi valid pearoast
(Vectrex, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:47, archived)
# but but
3 buttons are better than one
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:48, archived)
# Yes.
And also better than five when the extra two are on the side of the mouse right where you want to hold the damn thing.
/grumbles
(I helped save b3ta! valley, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:50, archived)
# wacoms
they are the way forward my friend
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:51, archived)
# Are they?
I just bought one, but hate it already.
It responds so slowly, so that "drawing" with it is really out of the question

In this particular case: Where am I being stupid?
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:55, archived)
# dunno sounds wierd that
it should be instant, is it made by wacom?
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:00, archived)
# Yes, it's a "graphire3"
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:02, archived)
# i think i had one of those
worked really well, sounds like your processor can't keep up for some reason - your not running it on a 486 are you.
edit: i wouldnt give up on it - they are usually as responsive as a mouse and much nicer to use - maybe re install the drivers or something?
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:09, archived)
# Thanks! I'll try that.
Wouldn't want to give up that early anyway
:)
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:27, archived)
# Hmm
could improve the mouse still further by putting all the buttons on it.
For when you don't want to reach for the keyboard.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:53, archived)
# this
is what you want boyo
www.fingerworks.com

it's 'the shit'.. in a good way
(Vectrex, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:01, archived)
# have a software related repoast
(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:48, archived)
# Perhaps in
a parallel universe the mac would have a versatile mouse.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:49, archived)
# Good point
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:50, archived)
# Nice one!
heh heh!
(mcparty, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:49, archived)
# Macs are great
if you're a journalist or a small child.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:50, archived)
# The difference being...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:52, archived)
# Macs are small
if you're a giant or a whale.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:52, archived)
# But on the other hand
Macs are large if you're an ant or David Rappaport.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:55, archived)
# Macs
Computers for idiots!? acording to this guy anyway(it's quite a funny vid as well probably GC but I don't care)

www.deadtroll.com/index2.html?/video/helldeskcable.html~content
(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:59, archived)
# McMouse
(nathan57, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:57, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmm
Ratburger
(OldGregg Wanna Go To A Club Where People Wee On Each Other, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:11, archived)
# I HATE THAT DUCK
I Wish I Could Fly Right Up To The Sky...
(Dr GUID, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:42, archived)
# *squints
It's a fake! No Keith Harris' arm . . .

Woo!

EDIT: Waits for sausagebird version . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:43, archived)
# drown it!
drown it hard!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:45, archived)
# Puntable, that thing.
Woo for the idea.
(Small Beer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:46, archived)
# I may not be Brad Pitt ...


but the chicks still love me.

with added animatedness
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:39, archived)
# that's what Brad Pitt used to look like
before the accident
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:40, archived)
# with the razor?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:42, archived)
# That's NSFLW!

(not safe for lego work)

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:40, archived)
# pffft!
It didn't animate until I refreshed.
*wipes tea off keyboard*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:41, archived)
# unlucky...
...that orangutan appears to have pixels for a penis.
(Delie, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:41, archived)
# Bloody
censors! I was looking forward to seeing a bit of ape-knob.

woo
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:43, archived)
# your wish etc
images.google.co.uk/images?q=orangutan+cock&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&safe=off&output=search
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:44, archived)
# I can't believe
there are no documents on 'orangutan cock'.....what is the world coming to? :(
(Delie, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:47, archived)
# Outrageous,
what's the interweb coming to.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:49, archived)
# *clicks*
blimey ... that's a shocker
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:55, archived)
# Burning question: Brad Pitt
If i were to get a brad pitt tattoo of his face on my face do you think chick would get with me?
(mcparty, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:46, archived)
# Definitely,
go and do it right now, you won't be sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:50, archived)
# I've been thinking of getting a whole body tattoo
of myself
only taller

/plagiarism
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:54, archived)
# Did someone say bandwagon?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:36, archived)
# seamless reflections / ripples
now I KNOW you're the real one.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:37, archived)
# Ooh! ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:38, archived)
# That's a
fake, he died after his boat hit an iceberg. Remember?
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:52, archived)
# eh?
that was a parallel universe . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:03, archived)
# Kylie looks a bit rough these days....


Clickus Biggus
(I helped save b3ta! Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:36, archived)
# Wibblywobbly would!
AICMFP!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:37, archived)
# you should be so lucky.
lucky, lucky, lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:47, archived)
# I still would
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:37, archived)
# there's nothing quite like
fucking a fresh wound
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:40, archived)
# like...
a bleeding axe wound?
(splunge, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:50, archived)
# Mmm...
occular cavitiy sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:41, archived)
# Worms.
She just can't get them out of her head.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:42, archived)
# I still
wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:42, archived)
# are you sure?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:43, archived)
# liar
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:46, archived)
# thats the best looking zombie
i've seen for a while
(d0bbo, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:45, archived)
# Oh lordy...
Nicely done.

(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:47, archived)
# Kylie-floss!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:51, archived)
# i think shes
buggering herself with a pot scrubber whilst felating a broom

and why not
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:59, archived)
# top shoppery
have a woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:48, archived)
[challenge entry] erm compo or not?

^click for a more readable version
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:36, archived)
# Na na na na na n na
Batman! Woo.

No hunt oafs, though?
(Small Beer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:37, archived)
# nope
in another universe the old man with the sword would have stopped them.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:39, archived)
# Ha ha!
Top hole!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:42, archived)
# why thank you
kind sir
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:43, archived)
# hahaha
fuckin excellent!

woo
(I helped save b3ta! GordonShowers, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:49, archived)
# cheers
not many others thought so :¬(
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:03, archived)
# These radical environmentalist dreamers!
What will they ban next?


Sorry for 125k - I optimized it like a fox
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:35, archived)
# Woo!
Kitten-juggling!

Are they sedated first?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:36, archived)
# Pfffffffffft.
Good one. Woo.
(Small Beer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:36, archived)
# Woo Kitten juggling!
Now how can anybody say that's offensive.

woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:37, archived)
# ha ha superb
no one in their right mind would ban that
surely
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:37, archived)
# hahaha
is that from The Jerk?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:38, archived)
# Woo!
Well spotted!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:41, archived)
# yes it is
dunno about the sign in the background though
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:42, archived)
# I'd hope so ...
on the basis that there shouldn't be more than one film with kitten juggling in IMO.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:42, archived)
# Does it say...
..."CUNTS" on the box that mr cowboy hat is carrying?
(Baa Lamb, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:41, archived)
# Yes
They're real cunts, aren't they.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:43, archived)
# Yes
but remember that not all cunts are bad. There is one particular type that I'm quite fond of.
(Baa Lamb, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:48, archived)
# Point taken
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:50, archived)
# Hot Cats
He has to juggle them!
(mcparty, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:44, archived)
# Climbing
Click 1.5mb WMV

Scared the shit out of me climbing up there

/edit thanks for all your kind words
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:25, archived)
# utter
loon!

and stop pissing on my mind!

houpla
(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:28, archived)
# hahah
thats ace
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:28, archived)
# Gravity defying madness.
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:30, archived)
# Ouh
I love how the branding also rotates.

Well done, sah!
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:32, archived)
# grumble grumble
bloody work windows 2000 rubbish naff cheap Dell Pc grumble grumble
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:33, archived)
# works fine here
in windows 2000
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:35, archived)
# Seconded Prof!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:36, archived)
# yay!
thats wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:35, archived)
# wierdo
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:35, archived)
# *does happy downs clap*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:43, archived)
# sorry but i am on the bandwagon
(nathan57, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:24, archived)
# ha ha
ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:24, archived)
# good effort
try explaining it to these guys
(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:26, archived)
# sorry guv
i was in the pub all night but i only drank orange juice i swear!
(nathan57, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:28, archived)
# :)
i spose as it was such a good post they could let you off with a warning
(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:29, archived)
# Yay
I bandwagon'd the bandwagon pic ...



oh dear ... sorry
:|
(Delie, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:32, archived)
# I was going to do that!
For Ironicalistic effect.
But you beat me. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:41, archived)
# hah...
....we're sad aren't we? :)
(Delie, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:42, archived)
# Hurrah for penguins daydreaming.
:)
(Small Beer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:30, archived)
# hehe
that works quite well!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:30, archived)
# P-p-p-p-p-pick up a penguin
I love this penguin as he/she looks great in brown
(mcparty, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 10:34, archived)
# I do'nt know why......
But Domo gets me every time!
(Lucy-Furr, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:35, archived)

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