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# Also available in blue.


Prolly bindun.. hey ho.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:06, archived)
# i dig it
(schnurricane, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:06, archived)
# Hehehe
go T-shirt posts, some people dont know a corker when it hits them in the face. Their horrible twisted smashed up satanic face.
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:08, archived)
# Cat-O-Blue now rules your life FOREVER
www.jamesweb.co.uk/watch/watch.php?series=catoblue&ep=11

Watch the others for additional ruling.
(JamesWeb, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:06, archived)
# how
groovalicious
(cheese toothed toucan, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:12, archived)
# My Smilling Limpet Challenge
If anyone's interested:
groups.msn.com/SmilingLimpet
(not here 42, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:05, archived)
# 'ello
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:59, archived)
# yes, i would and you can't stop me
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:00, archived)
# bagsy next?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:01, archived)
# yeah that's a fair deal
everyone in line
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:02, archived)
# I would
but that goes without saying :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:01, archived)
# elisha
cuthbert?
(metooleopard free Graze box-enter LCNT12M at www.graze.com, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:01, archived)
# yep!
i dont know who she is tho'
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:01, archived)
# how
could you not? good christ the girl next door is one of the most legendary films of all time...
(metooleopard free Graze box-enter LCNT12M at www.graze.com, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:02, archived)
# because...
we don't have enough time to watch scantily cla...

fuck it, i'm off to watch some porn
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:03, archived)
# Seamless
(I helped save b3ta! squirrels emit silent screams has updog, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:59, archived)
# they'd both have to be
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:00, archived)
# Gah! Saw it in foundphotos and did my first ever proper headswap.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:58, archived)
# i would...
both
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:59, archived)
# thats cool!!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:00, archived)
# that works shockingly well
nice blending /colour matching

wyh
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:00, archived)
# Little Richard married
Dr. Ruth Westheimer or however you spell it?
(Tonto Popadopolous, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:00, archived)
# argh
yet woo
(cheese toothed toucan, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:01, archived)
# AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........
(coding_monkey, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:01, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:53, archived)
# Pfft.
Truly excellent work.

Woo yay houpla to you.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:57, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you can see the dread in his eyes

woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:58, archived)
# "Wait? can i feel your wrist watch?"
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:59, archived)
# heheheh
just tell him to relax - it'll all be over soon!! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:00, archived)
# .
OR I WILL DESTORY YOU !
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:48, archived)
# I think you've had enough catnip
if you're making pictures like that sonny
(Naughty Tortoise, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:49, archived)
# i think i ate too
much pasta - i feel like im trapped inside a boobah
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:51, archived)
# and you're still here?
I'd have thought that would be enough to make anyone top themselves
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:52, archived)
# i would overdose on drugs
if only my stumpy little boobah hands would let me open the child lock on the bottle
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:54, archived)
# Why take drugs when you've got
boobah to watch?


edit: I just googled boobah to check I was thinking of the right thing, and got this result

which has a bit about joel veitch on

small world eh
(Naughty Tortoise, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:56, archived)
# thus proving how useless boobahs are
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:59, archived)
# I don't have a lot mind, but you're more than welcome to have it all
*gives*
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:51, archived)
# I'm bored so have a pants picture....
of Tony in bikini


(I helped save b3ta! Sheep in Socks it is illegal to take a lion to the cinema., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:45, archived)
# Thats a little late for the compo
I bet he is a natural blonde too
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:46, archived)
# I'm just scared..!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:46, archived)
# consider my squildo
most thoroughly graped

woo!
(Gimbo, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:46, archived)
# i would
(Naughty Tortoise, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:46, archived)
# just needs a paper bag
and anyone would :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:47, archived)
# reason = nil
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:40, archived)
# That's
bloody woo.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:41, archived)
# Cool, reminds me of this morning:

(I made him smart)
(devilstick, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:41, archived)
# woooo
clever stuff
(I helped save b3ta! valley, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:41, archived)
# Best
monkey tweak yet :)
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:42, archived)
# blimey
that's a bit good

woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:42, archived)
# wow,
thats very well done sir
(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:43, archived)
# nicely done
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:43, archived)
# Here...

have a woo.
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:47, archived)
# That's great!
Is it done by hand, or do you have some clever software to help with the movement?

I only ask as it reminds me of a Budweiser promotional thing where you could animate a photo and make it look like it was talking/blinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:52, archived)
# It's just done with the PS liquify filter..!!
set on rigid...brush the size of the monkeys head.

smaller brush (nose and mouth) at the top of the upward head movement to try and get some perspective.
Some bits of extra jiggerypokery on the eyes and mouth too.
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:59, archived)
# it's a young one
a rare spot indeed
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:40, archived)
# ooh, nicely done
best bear/bird shop i've seen up to now
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:42, archived)
# that's heraldic, that is.
I think it's a mythological creature called a 'Flunkazepticle' and only feeds on small post-it notes from ancient Babylon.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:43, archived)
# Beautiful work.
and utterly convincing.


I keep looking at it and it looks like a real animal.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:04, archived)
# Raaaraaarrrgh!
Have a picture. I don't know what it means.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

It could mean I've run out of medication.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:40, archived)
# Radiohead album art,
here you come!
(Gimbo, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:41, archived)
# I like Radiohead
art.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:42, archived)
# that's ace
I like pyromania lots :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:41, archived)
# your ears
are made out of jam
(Naughty Tortoise, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:42, archived)
# And my legs
are composed of carrots and celery, held together by a weak gravitational force.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:45, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:57, archived)
#
Probably not safe for work

beggining to think this interweb thing isn't such a good idea
(Naughty Tortoise, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:37, archived)
# That's fucking horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:39, archived)
# Jeeeeeus!
that made me dry heave.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:40, archived)
# ew ew ew ew
reminds me of the cum-covered jazz mag i found whilst walking through the park...

wasn't a nice day
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:41, archived)
# All these
comments lead me to believe that this so called "link" is wholesome and safe for all the family. I shall proceed to click it immediately...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:41, archived)
# yay for hedge porn
making britain what it is today
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:42, archived)
# grumbleweed is the finest thing about being a kid
once you are able to buy pr0n legally, you don't see it ever again
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:50, archived)
# You don't turn around
after you've dropped it?

must just be me then
(Naughty Tortoise, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:50, archived)
# Hey, the bank said they wouldnt give me a loan for my new clothing label
Apparently it can be misread

And I've already printed 500 of these babies...

Edit: does it hurt to aknowledge that you have seen my post? Upstaged by a jiz-stained photo. My life in a teapot...nutshell
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:37, archived)
# maybe you should give one to the bank manager so he can appreciate the quality
:)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:48, archived)
# :)
one reply is enough hehe. Have I hit the b3ta rock bottom? Actually, no, b3ta rock bottom is all those dunblane photos from a while back.
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:03, archived)
# Where mince comes from
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:30, archived)
# yumyumyum
woo

Photobucket is b0rked. Help me! Help me!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:31, archived)
# AH!
You're right!

*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:33, archived)
# PS
would you biromash a giant squid for me? I'll be your bestest mate.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:34, archived)
# hahahahahahaha you bumgay drunkard!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:36, archived)
# I'll put it on the list.
But it's been about a month or two sincei last did anyone's username.
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:38, archived)
# *helps*
(not_real had his name thieved, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:33, archived)
# Ahh good, not good that photobucket is borked
but good because I thought that it was just me that was having problems with photiebucket.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:36, archived)
# haha
*scraps bolagnese for dinner*
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:31, archived)
# just ate mince
thank you....

hehe
(Sparky The Loveable Goldfish, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:34, archived)
# Hehe, yuk..
Can somebody help me, I'm looking for a animation I saw here once, of a guy, playing a guitar and gets his hand bitten off
(devilstick, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:35, archived)
# that was mine
and it's in my profile
my first fp
unless it's not
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:37, archived)
# in which case i apologise for dragging you on this irrelevant charade
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:38, archived)
# Ah blimey!
Thanks, I should have known it was you!

Should make my friend laugh his ass of (he just painted a face on his guitar)
(devilstick, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:38, archived)
# haha, i see
i only just popped on as well

YOU'RE THE LUCKSOME!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:39, archived)
# Timing is a skill :)
(devilstick, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:39, archived)
# Not true.
Mince comes from mince mines.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:35, archived)
# It's worse than that (possibly)
I used to work in a butchers.

Edit: woo though
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:35, archived)
# Well thank-you very much!
*regrets eating a big bowl of Chilly & Rice for tea...*
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:37, archived)
# arf
cow being inserted into arse not shown
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:41, archived)
# 3000th Post

and it only took me two years and 218 days to get to this landmark, now feed me cake.

Will linky if considered NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:29, archived)
# *bungs a gateau*
And I can spell it and everything!

Edit: WYH to your rude hippos too!
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:30, archived)
# just add x
and thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:31, archived)
# Hurls Battenburgs
I could go on :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:33, archived)
# Pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:42, archived)
# a) not nsfw!
b) woo to to the pic!
c) woo to the landmark!
d) comment about bukkake!
(not_real had his name thieved, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:31, archived)
# Lovely
My childhood raped again
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:31, archived)
# Hurrah! cake and a pound for you:
cake, £1
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:32, archived)
# arf
congratulations on 3000 *gives cake*
(cheese toothed toucan, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:32, archived)
# Woo yay!
And well done to you.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:34, archived)
# HAH
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:35, archived)
# That would be
even lovlier if you could animate them blooming.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:36, archived)
# hmmm...
animate daisies or go and put pie in oven?
WINGPIG: put pie oven
PIE is in OVEN
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:39, archived)
# Ha
yeah it would be tricky.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:42, archived)
# it's like a very exclusive comedy club for 8 people at the moment
nevertheless....

(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:29, archived)
# arf
and, moreover, pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:30, archived)
# All Wolfensteined is what they should be.
Woo!
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:31, archived)
# I was going to do a version of Quake
with no monsters in it other than (Jeremy) Spake from Airport. Unfortunately looking up images of Jeremy Spake on the net could look suspicious in your temporary internet files if the FBI are monitoring your account. You might be classed as a 'Bummer Grade 1' on their computers. So I didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:41, archived)
# /heckles
Nice pic, minds
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:32, archived)
# Fucking
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:05, archived)
# .

"/
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:15, archived)
# seamless
tj: where is everyone?!?
(cheese toothed toucan, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:21, archived)
# far far away
(I helped save b3ta! Randomgazz, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:22, archived)
# They've all gone to hide.
'Cos we're playing hide and seek.

1...
2...
3...

Ready or not, here I come.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:23, archived)
# no
idea.
board was borked earlier apparently, though.
(Withiel assumes the position!, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:24, archived)
# Again?
It was borked yesterday.

Maybe IBM is right - the internet CANNA TAKE IT ANY MORE, CAPTAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:26, archived)
# so either there are 8 people here, or everyone has gone for tea
do I show my hard-botched images now and pearoast later when it picks up a bit?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:26, archived)
# it was down yesterday night
i think i broke it actually oops
(cheese toothed toucan, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:28, archived)
# 4rthur, probably.
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:26, archived)
# im Ebaying ...
..for a new bike


/ vroom vroom
(I helped save b3ta! Jaffacake, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:26, archived)
# YAY....
.... bonkers.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:25, archived)
# haha
woo!

TJ - is photobucket down? Waaaah.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:25, archived)
# See?
The internet is collapsing, like a tower hit by a highjacked jet
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:26, archived)
# nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:28, archived)
[challenge entry] In a Galaxy Far, Far Away....
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:14, archived)
# futtin fantastic
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:16, archived)
# i've come to isolate your reverse power flux coupling
etc

(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:16, archived)
# .....
well ill be........
(khjkjkjkjk, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:16, archived)
# arf! great minds, etc

i went for the subtle approach though.
(Capt'n Fabulous, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:17, archived)
# now we just need a scout walker
blowing an at-at.

need...?

oops.

I'll get me cloak.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:19, archived)
# that deserves a
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:18, archived)
# v funny
woo
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:27, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:27, archived)
# woo yay!
there was something similar to that on something awful a few days ago... but not as good as that!

www.scoutwalker.com
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:03, archived)

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