

bigger better nuder version which is NSFW...
fwappacino!
get fwapping!

then I'd like to think that some kind-hearted soul reposted it just so I'd get it later...
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a '9pm crowd', a '1am crowd' etc and that the previous post would be wayyy long gone for them to gother going back to. And she is a lovely nude lady. Be a shame to keep her all to myself
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:15,
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She's not fat, she's just not an anorexic walking skeleton like you see in magazines these days. She's got decent curves to her, is all.
You can have your skeleton girls. Fucking one of them feels like fucking a bicycle.
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:51,
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You can have your skeleton girls. Fucking one of them feels like fucking a bicycle.

Sorry my Ginger overlord!
www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/inn_green.swf
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:03,
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www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/inn_green.swf

and with that tune in my head, I'm off to bed.
night all!
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:05,
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night all!

FINISH IT HARD!
I don't think the 'ten minutes' was literal...
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:07,
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I don't think the 'ten minutes' was literal...

it's looking great so far.
as doghorse says, 10 minutes wasn't literal. Just "don't labour it. bash it."
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:12,
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as doghorse says, 10 minutes wasn't literal. Just "don't labour it. bash it."

and it's the 1st time I've embedded sound in flash but...
what the hell!
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:56,
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what the hell!

from some lovely b3tans ;)
[edit] I still need to get my finger out and make a site
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:02,
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[edit] I still need to get my finger out and make a site

So spazzing did not work then?
Edit 1 because I Had a look and none of them were red ex
*edit2
Yes you do
But no rush
Edit3 new underlings are more important
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:04,
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Edit 1 because I Had a look and none of them were red ex
*edit2
Yes you do
But no rush
Edit3 new underlings are more important

college is taking up my time..but they will return
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:08,
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they red ex for you?
edit sorry whore them everywhere!
underlings love whoreing!
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:09,
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edit sorry whore them everywhere!
underlings love whoreing!


It's either a worm or a snake. Colour it if/how you want. Post in this thread. The winner will get... erm... I'll tell you later.

have my paintmashed effort, it's a coral snake by the sea

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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:01,
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That am lovely!
Edit: I've gotta go to bed now. Don't wanna be too sleepy in the morn' so I voteth ye the winner with a lovely corel snake! I give ye a hug 'n' kiss as ye prize.
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Edit: I've gotta go to bed now. Don't wanna be too sleepy in the morn' so I voteth ye the winner with a lovely corel snake! I give ye a hug 'n' kiss as ye prize.

I give ye a woo!
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:05,
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please dont ask for methods; it should be self explanitory. Night gaybos.

That am woosome!
I give ye runner up since I already hath given winner. I giveth ye a lovely woo!
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:17,
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I give ye runner up since I already hath given winner. I giveth ye a lovely woo!


Sorry. No particular reason for this.
.
It makes me laugh like a whore.
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:41,
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It makes me laugh like a whore.

the whore ties you to the bed, sticks a dildo up your butt, disconnects the phone, takes your wallet and locks the door on the way out?
Oh.. Um ...never mind
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:52,
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Oh.. Um ...never mind

kick all the smiley people woo!
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:42,
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OMG!111!!one!!! sum sux0rs intterweb ppl mised it!111!one!!1eleven!11!

i hate using this sort of lethal force 
Edit: sorry it had to be you, but otherwise you'll NEVER LEARN
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:38,
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Edit: sorry it had to be you, but otherwise you'll NEVER LEARN

It might also be something to do with the fact I took one of my bro's tablets earlier on. Seasickness pills. Strawberry flavoured.
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this one below has a warning attatched that it is highly likely to make you feel sick. don't say i didn't warn you.
www.ritsumei.ac.jp/~akitaoka/scinred2.gif
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:56,
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www.ritsumei.ac.jp/~akitaoka/scinred2.gif

I'm gonna go get some hot choco. Be back soon.
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:58,
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No matter what way, shape, or form!

I prefer the gerbil norks over this.
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:49,
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I prefer the gerbil norks over this.

Fuck spending 4 weeks tooling up your flash genius.
Spend 10 minutes using this audio.
Your first idea will be the best. Do it without thinking. Make an old man happy.
www.b3ta.com/images/rob/inn%20on%20the%20green.wma
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:34,
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Spend 10 minutes using this audio.
Your first idea will be the best. Do it without thinking. Make an old man happy.
www.b3ta.com/images/rob/inn%20on%20the%20green.wma

I'm going to have to back to newsletter writing.
Can you email if anyone bites?
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:42,
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Can you email if anyone bites?

isn't it?
From an email saying, "However on the note of dodgy jingles, I work for a commercial radio station and want to send you a cheesy classic. This is provincial radio in all it's glory."
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:38,
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From an email saying, "However on the note of dodgy jingles, I work for a commercial radio station and want to send you a cheesy classic. This is provincial radio in all it's glory."

I'd love to do some jingle work. Ripe for subversion.
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:41,
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and send a CD to some agencies?
You'd be good at it.
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:43,
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You'd be good at it.

but i will attempt to make something half decent
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:35,
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Nice to see you had time to tell us that your PC was exploding before you died from the flesh wounds (thats how my uncle died)
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:40,
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It would take me 10 mins to work out where the draw tool is never mind use it.
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:37,
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Something 'bout a green inn?
I dun't have flash. Otherwise I would do something. Something. I don't know what though.
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:37,
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I dun't have flash. Otherwise I would do something. Something. I don't know what though.

but i move something in one frame and it moves in all of them. Any quick tips on what I'm doing wrong?
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:39,
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but if i did, i'd ask that you increase the time limit to at least a half an hour. it would still be "first thing off the top of your head" yet be able to actually meet the deadline
but, you know, no need to listen to the masher/lurker
/edit: that's a very... interesting song there.
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:44,
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but, you know, no need to listen to the masher/lurker
/edit: that's a very... interesting song there.

what I mean is, "do something quick. it's not something that's going to be funnier if it's very polished."
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:46,
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click me!
no flash capabilities, i'm afraid
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:51,
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no flash capabilities, i'm afraid

Just spent an hour trying to make my first flash movie when PC crashes and I loose everything...
SO I've just uploaded my band's latest song "Noreen Munnelly". Our band is a character based band named "Helmen und Klutz: Ein Day ins die Heltspa". Some quality fucking around with fruityloops if I may say so myself. Anyway we have 3 tracks (out of 4 albums worth) online at www.mp3unsigned.com/Showband.asp?id=2776
Please visit, my sweat, blood and piss went into creating this self proclaimed masterpiece.
:o)
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:28,
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SO I've just uploaded my band's latest song "Noreen Munnelly". Our band is a character based band named "Helmen und Klutz: Ein Day ins die Heltspa". Some quality fucking around with fruityloops if I may say so myself. Anyway we have 3 tracks (out of 4 albums worth) online at www.mp3unsigned.com/Showband.asp?id=2776
Please visit, my sweat, blood and piss went into creating this self proclaimed masterpiece.
:o)

sounds like arse music?
Send off for Wilkinson's till assistant application form now!
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:31,
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Send off for Wilkinson's till assistant application form now!

with a cry of pedant! It's 'lose', not 'loose'.
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:33,
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cos they offered me free calls. I needed them being a cheap student.
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:41,
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Or maybe it is just biding his time
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:35,
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Nice work, I say!
I love your ferrets too
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:34,
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I love your ferrets too

try and get the world music market, but it somewhat lost the pizazz
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:36,
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same link, just click on the song whilse your there. It was originally called "Brutally Mugged by Swans"
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:41,
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that's fantastic.
how I loved that show.
one of the few I was allowed to watch..
wooo!
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:29,
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how I loved that show.
one of the few I was allowed to watch..
wooo!

i would post my 'doctor woo' picture, but i couldn't be bothered to make it.
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:29,
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they get thrown at you and things break.
woo, yay, and surely houpla-riffic
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:31,
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woo, yay, and surely houpla-riffic

100PERCENTUS OF FACTIMUS
Can't remember which one though, think it was the cowboy.
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:10,
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Can't remember which one though, think it was the cowboy.

Indian as memory serves me right.
Not that I know much about the villiage people. Honestly I don't know how those cds got there. Erm. It was the monkey.
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:14,
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Not that I know much about the villiage people. Honestly I don't know how those cds got there. Erm. It was the monkey.

Although apparently one of the others recently came out. I think it was the biker, but don't quote me.
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:23,
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try this for a weird connection - my old boss, John Brown of John Brown Publishing as was, used to be the Indian from the Village People's chauffeur when he was in New York. He had to drive him and his "girlfriend" to gigs and PAs, then pick up the girlfriend out the back while the Indian went of to be teh bumgay all night in scary bars.
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:32,
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There's a gay/fetish club downtown here that has a large glass door that is cracked. On their website they state that yes it's true, the Indian from the Village People was the one who broke it.
And no, I don't want to talk about how I come to know that, other than to say that that is definitely not my crowd.
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:38,
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And no, I don't want to talk about how I come to know that, other than to say that that is definitely not my crowd.


And with that seamlessness I'm away to bed. Night b3tans.

hahahaha
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:05,
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against you or anyone really - I just don't see what the fuss is about... Back to stairways and titti biscuits for me...
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:08,
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but my opinion stays, if from a distance it looks like porn it should be linked.
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:10,
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we're all friends now...
Yeah it was a good idea. But not the right post
I still can't work out why I typed 'BLING' though?
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:13,
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Yeah it was a good idea. But not the right post
I still can't work out why I typed 'BLING' though?

I've been working on something though... might be ready for next weeks newsletter...
www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/dancing.swf
'Ning all!
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:04,
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www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/dancing.swf
'Ning all!

but only for a little while, as its nearly me bed time
/uni-student
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:04,
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/uni-student
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