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# fwappacino! repost unashamedly from 8pm


bigger better nuder version which is NSFW...

fwappacino!

get fwapping!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:09, archived)
# Yup, ive seen it twice
should i go to bed?
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:10, archived)
# have a fwap first.
helps you sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:11, archived)
# That goes without saying
ill have another though
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:13, archived)
# if I'd have missed it
then I'd like to think that some kind-hearted soul reposted it just so I'd get it later...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:13, archived)
# why doesn't she sink?
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:11, archived)
# Fat floats
(drnuclear, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:12, archived)
# I thought therre was a '7pm crowd',
a '9pm crowd', a '1am crowd' etc and that the previous post would be wayyy long gone for them to gother going back to. And she is a lovely nude lady. Be a shame to keep her all to myself
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:15, archived)
# but ugly is forever
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:15, archived)
# Ooooh
Handbags at dawn, thats my girlfriend you know?
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:15, archived)
# Sheesh...
She's not fat, she's just not an anorexic walking skeleton like you see in magazines these days. She's got decent curves to her, is all.

You can have your skeleton girls. Fucking one of them feels like fucking a bicycle.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:51, archived)
# Join me
in a cuppa?
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:38, archived)
# This is as far as I got.
Sorry my Ginger overlord!

www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/inn_green.swf
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:03, archived)
# how tasteful!
and with that tune in my head, I'm off to bed.
night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:05, archived)
# Yay! FINISH IT!
FINISH IT HARD!

I don't think the 'ten minutes' was literal...
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:07, archived)
# very good,
have my new woo before I go to bed.



Night B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:09, archived)
# finish it
it's looking great so far.

as doghorse says, 10 minutes wasn't literal. Just "don't labour it. bash it."
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:12, archived)
# Email received?
I never know which account to send to...
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:14, archived)
# yep
if in doubt use the form.

That should normally work.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:16, archived)
# Right-o.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:17, archived)
# I think
it is perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! jsut peopel, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:13, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:57, archived)
# mechaneck?
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:58, archived)
# .
Dickhead?
(Jimpy, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:00, archived)
# And
I thought I'd kept it a secret :(
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:02, archived)
# It's too big, there is no preloader
and it's the 1st time I've embedded sound in flash but...
what the hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:56, archived)
# very disturbing!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:58, archived)
# haha :)
woo..you're a sick puppy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:58, archived)
# Oi you
Do you have all the underlings back yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:02, archived)
# I've been sent a few
from some lovely b3tans ;)

[edit] I still need to get my finger out and make a site
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:02, archived)
# Pah
So spazzing did not work then?
Edit 1 because I Had a look and none of them were red ex
*edit2
Yes you do
But no rush
Edit3 new underlings are more important
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:04, archived)
# hmm weird...
college is taking up my time..but they will return
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:08, archived)
# yes it is
they red ex for you?
edit sorry whore them everywhere!
underlings love whoreing!
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:09, archived)
# they also love bed time :) <3
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:16, archived)
# That's
really lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:17, archived)
# even the teddy has horns
how sweet
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:19, archived)
# thank you both :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:59, archived)
# awwwww
a abayby an a pupy. help a whor tied nme up!!!
(drnuclear, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:04, archived)
# how odd!
rotten little blighter.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:12, archived)
# I would expect no less from you. woo!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:20, archived)
# To say "sowwie!" for the goatse style image
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

It's either a worm or a snake. Colour it if/how you want. Post in this thread. The winner will get... erm... I'll tell you later.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:56, archived)
# damnit, you know i don;t have photoshop on this PC
have my paintmashed effort, it's a coral snake by the sea

(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:01, archived)
# Awww!
That am lovely!

Edit: I've gotta go to bed now. Don't wanna be too sleepy in the morn' so I voteth ye the winner with a lovely corel snake! I give ye a hug 'n' kiss as ye prize.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:03, archived)
# aaw, thats lovely
now quick! run! before the police notice
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:18, archived)
#


huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:04, archived)
# That worm looks rather worried about the water.
I give ye a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:05, archived)
# What you get it you masturbate with a hammer

please dont ask for methods; it should be self explanitory. Night gaybos.
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:07, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:08, archived)
# eep!
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:09, archived)
# Did that happen to you then?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:15, archived)
# not bad, i'm still prettier tho'
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:17, archived)
# Awwww!
That am woosome!

I give ye runner up since I already hath given winner. I giveth ye a lovely woo!

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:17, archived)
# first ps.
Sorry. No particular reason for this. .

It makes me laugh like a whore.
(I helped save b3ta! I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:41, archived)
# Woo!
"Like your own natural moisturiser" Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:47, archived)
# yay!
Liquid Silk - Brasseye eh? eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:50, archived)
# 284 days?
One post?

Tip top lurkery.
(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:52, archived)
# Before or after
the whore ties you to the bed, sticks a dildo up your butt, disconnects the phone, takes your wallet and locks the door on the way out?

Oh.. Um ...never mind
(drnuclear, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:52, archived)
# happens to the best of us mate
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:54, archived)
# Bloody prescriptions...
Probably been done but I feel much better now
(I helped save b3ta! Devious ...what?, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:41, archived)
# heh!
tablets!
(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:50, archived)
# Suppositories
ow
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:53, archived)
# Today was a bad day.
(I helped save b3ta! aMac updated his sig, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:40, archived)
# that is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:40, archived)
# Kick him harder!
I like what happens to his eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:41, archived)
# fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:41, archived)
# hehe I likey the leg swipe action
kick all the smiley people woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:42, archived)
# Lovely animation
Love the motion blur on his leg too
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:42, archived)
# Woo!
Top animating.
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:43, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:45, archived)
# tastic
welcome! :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:45, archived)
# wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:46, archived)
# 88 days
first message?
absolute woo!
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:47, archived)
# What can I say?
I'm a natural born lurker!
(I helped save b3ta! aMac updated his sig, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:52, archived)
# ohhhhhhhh
Right in the fuck...
(I helped save b3ta! Deebster, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:10, archived)
# Ro Sham Bo!
excellent nut-cracking action there.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:14, archived)
# Wow
that's beautifully done.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:22, archived)
# That am very woo.
I could watch that aaaaaall day.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:29, archived)
# Bin dun?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

OMG!111!!one!!! sum sux0rs intterweb ppl mised it!111!one!!1eleven!11!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:34, archived)
#
omfg
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:36, archived)
# I'm
trying to work out
which
time
the
alarm
is
set
for?
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:37, archived)
# hmmm
he seems to have quite a large nose
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:37, archived)
# I see a cyclops
and your 'nose' is it's tonsils.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:38, archived)
# Its
uvula. The tonsils would be the legs.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:54, archived)
# i've had to use this twice on one page now
i hate using this sort of lethal force


Edit: sorry it had to be you, but otherwise you'll NEVER LEARN
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:38, archived)
# *spacks*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:39, archived)
# Those don't work much on me any more.
It might also be something to do with the fact I took one of my bro's tablets earlier on. Seasickness pills. Strawberry flavoured.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:42, archived)
# seccumbing to the sweet, sweet elixirs of the tablets 'eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:47, archived)
# Not really.
Unless you mean the graphics tablet.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:53, archived)
# Whats an "Area Twat"?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:43, archived)
# a REALLY loose one
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:49, archived)
# *hurls*
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:44, archived)
# you think thats sickening?
this one below has a warning attatched that it is highly likely to make you feel sick. don't say i didn't warn you.

www.ritsumei.ac.jp/~akitaoka/scinred2.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:56, archived)
# That makes me feel... hungry.
I'm gonna go get some hot choco. Be back soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:58, archived)
# surprisingly
that's rather clever.

wooo...

(I think)

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:38, archived)
# NSFA!!!!
No matter what way, shape, or form!


I prefer the gerbil norks over this.
(drnuclear, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:49, archived)
# seconded
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:33, archived)
# the 10 minute flash challenge
Fuck spending 4 weeks tooling up your flash genius.

Spend 10 minutes using this audio.

Your first idea will be the best. Do it without thinking. Make an old man happy.

www.b3ta.com/images/rob/inn%20on%20the%20green.wma
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:34, archived)
# Can't use the WMA file
mp3 or aif?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:35, archived)
# it's how it was sent to me
there must be some tools via google
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:37, archived)
# I'll give it a go.
I'm a master of 10 minute flash!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:38, archived)
# wicked
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:40, archived)
# NOTE:
SoundConverter ROCKS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:41, archived)
# Here you go; my contribution to the project:
www.stablesound.co.uk/mp3/innonthegreen.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:40, archived)
# wonderful
I'm going to have to back to newsletter writing.

Can you email if anyone bites?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:42, archived)
# Aye aye.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:42, archived)
# thank you sir
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:44, archived)
# woo woo woo!
how odd.

but yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:29, archived)
# *gives up ever doing spoof jingles again*
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:35, archived)
# wonderful
isn't it?

From an email saying, "However on the note of dodgy jingles, I work for a commercial radio station and want to send you a cheesy classic. This is provincial radio in all it's glory."
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:38, archived)
# It's utterly lovely.
I'd love to do some jingle work. Ripe for subversion.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:41, archived)
# maybe you should put together some ideas
and send a CD to some agencies?

You'd be good at it.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:43, archived)
# Heh. Cheers.
I might give it a crack.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:44, archived)
# i'mm crap at flash
but i will attempt to make something half decent
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:35, archived)
# actually i lie
my pc is exploding as we speak
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:38, archived)
# Stop Drop And Roll
Nice to see you had time to tell us that your PC was exploding before you died from the flesh wounds (thats how my uncle died)
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:40, archived)
# It's showtiiiimme..
It would take me 10 mins to work out where the draw tool is never mind use it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:37, archived)
# Wassat?
Something 'bout a green inn?

I dun't have flash. Otherwise I would do something. Something. I don't know what though.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:37, archived)
# I have flash and I thought i new how to use it
but i move something in one frame and it moves in all of them. Any quick tips on what I'm doing wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:39, archived)
# you need to motion tween it?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:45, archived)
# hahahaahahaha
thats brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:40, archived)
# meh... i have no prowess with flash whatsoever
but if i did, i'd ask that you increase the time limit to at least a half an hour. it would still be "first thing off the top of your head" yet be able to actually meet the deadline

but, you know, no need to listen to the masher/lurker

/edit: that's a very... interesting song there.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:44, archived)
# oh 10 minutes isn't a real deadline
what I mean is, "do something quick. it's not something that's going to be funnier if it's very polished."
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:46, archived)
# i knew that!*
*might not be true
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:52, archived)
# omg
please don't put that on radio, it's horrifically catchy
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:47, archived)
# in case you're looking for missed fp's
click me!


no flash capabilities, i'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:51, archived)
# wow, absolutely wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:53, archived)
# Sorry for making this in a new thread
Just spent an hour trying to make my first flash movie when PC crashes and I loose everything...
SO I've just uploaded my band's latest song "Noreen Munnelly". Our band is a character based band named "Helmen und Klutz: Ein Day ins die Heltspa". Some quality fucking around with fruityloops if I may say so myself. Anyway we have 3 tracks (out of 4 albums worth) online at www.mp3unsigned.com/Showband.asp?id=2776

Please visit, my sweat, blood and piss went into creating this self proclaimed masterpiece.
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:28, archived)
# *un-melts brain*
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:30, archived)
# That
sounds like arse music?

Send off for Wilkinson's till assistant application form now!
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:31, archived)
# I shall celebrate the first post in my new house
with a cry of pedant! It's 'lose', not 'loose'.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:33, archived)
# The extra "o" is for emphasis on the catastrophy
you buttfink
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:35, archived)
# Sorry
I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:36, archived)
# did you go with blueyonder in the end?
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:38, archived)
# I went with NTL
cos they offered me free calls. I needed them being a cheap student.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:41, archived)
# I know, I know
I'm a musical genius, quiet down guys!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:33, archived)
# The ferret in your profile loves you
Or maybe it is just biding his time
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:35, archived)
# *ties shoelaces tight*
Nice work, I say!
I love your ferrets too
(I helped save b3ta! halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:34, archived)
# It's very good,
but a bit too mainstream for my liking. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:35, archived)
# We did experiment with didgeriedoos
try and get the world music market, but it somewhat lost the pizazz
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:36, archived)
# Again,
Rolf ruins it for other people.
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:37, archived)
# Which brings me onto the other track on the site "An Ode To Rolf"
same link, just click on the song whilse your there. It was originally called "Brutally Mugged by Swans"
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:41, archived)
# Chew
Not photoshopped...

sorry about the blur \^o^/
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:26, archived)
# mmm spicy cock
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:26, archived)
# nsfw shirley?
=)
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:28, archived)
# stop it trouble maker!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:28, archived)
# heheehahahahahehheehahhshaahasjha
sorry

i love you all
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:28, archived)
# I prefer
spicy cock flavoured soup.
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:28, archived)
# Some
of the shops around Brixton sell Cock Hot Sauce.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:35, archived)
# teh cock
with vapour release? Sounds unsafe! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Compo-induced Roast of Pea
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:25, archived)
# luv it-
(I helped save b3ta! savagehenry, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:29, archived)
# ahahahahah
that's fantastic.

how I loved that show.

one of the few I was allowed to watch..

wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:29, archived)
# woo and yay
i would post my 'doctor woo' picture, but i couldn't be bothered to make it.
(Slurpy The Frog, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:29, archived)
#
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:24, archived)
# pea pea pea pea pea pea pea
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:28, archived)
# happens to me all the time
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:30, archived)
# Those damn roasted peas!
(drnuclear, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:31, archived)
# that's what you get for roasting too many peas
they get thrown at you and things break.

woo, yay, and surely houpla-riffic
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:31, archived)
# TFIHS YAG
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:08, archived)
# Ha
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:10, archived)
# there was only one gay in the villiage people
100PERCENTUS OF FACTIMUS

Can't remember which one though, think it was the cowboy.
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:10, archived)
# i think it was the.....
Indian as memory serves me right.

Not that I know much about the villiage people. Honestly I don't know how those cds got there. Erm. It was the monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:14, archived)
# Yep, the indian.
Although apparently one of the others recently came out. I think it was the biker, but don't quote me.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:23, archived)
# Right
try this for a weird connection - my old boss, John Brown of John Brown Publishing as was, used to be the Indian from the Village People's chauffeur when he was in New York. He had to drive him and his "girlfriend" to gigs and PAs, then pick up the girlfriend out the back while the Indian went of to be teh bumgay all night in scary bars.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:32, archived)
# I think it was the Indian.
There's a gay/fetish club downtown here that has a large glass door that is cracked. On their website they state that yes it's true, the Indian from the Village People was the one who broke it.

And no, I don't want to talk about how I come to know that, other than to say that that is definitely not my crowd.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:38, archived)
# fnarr!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:10, archived)
# nice one, boyo
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:27, archived)
# I love tall birds.


And with that seamlessness I'm away to bed. Night b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:07, archived)
# that is
PURE EVIL!!!
Argh!
(I helped save b3ta! squirrels emit silent screams has updog, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:08, archived)
# P45 anyone?

NSFW my little pony? \^o^/
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:04, archived)
# i like the fact you're so proud of your defiance that you put your tag on it
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:05, archived)
# is he secretly george formmy?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:07, archived)
# Who?
???
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:16, archived)
# Nothing
against you or anyone really - I just don't see what the fuss is about... Back to stairways and titti biscuits for me...
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:08, archived)
# i will apologise for my rudeness in the latter stages
but my opinion stays, if from a distance it looks like porn it should be linked.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:10, archived)
# Awww...
we're all friends now...
Yeah it was a good idea. But not the right post

I still can't work out why I typed 'BLING' though?
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:13, archived)
# it coz yo pimpin' yo!
maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:24, archived)
# its been linked for a while now...
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:13, archived)
# at least there are no hob-nobs


woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:06, archived)
# ...
i don't get it
(Domothy, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:07, archived)
# this may help
click me!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:09, archived)
# Can't stay...
I've been working on something though... might be ready for next weeks newsletter...

www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/dancing.swf

'Ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:04, archived)
# *giggles like a schoolgirl*
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:09, archived)
# That's toe-tappingly excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:24, archived)
# PINKEYE ON MY LEG
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:33, archived)
# gay shift time?
break it down


wo wo wo wo wo wo wo
(Domothy, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:00, archived)
# *dons tight leather trousers*
gay, gay, gay

/minces
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:00, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm
and PVC?
(Domothy, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:02, archived)
# oh most deffinatly
but only for a little while, as its nearly me bed time


/uni-student
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:04, archived)
# WOO PVC. WOO GAY SHIFT
*gays it up*

(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:06, archived)
# *leaves*
na just kidding
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:01, archived)
# The Gay Shift has control of you!
YOU CAN NOT ESCAPE!!!
(Amer3tan, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:02, archived)
# You clearly mean "Super happy fun-time"
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:02, archived)
# happy shit new year everyone
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:02, archived)
# Y.M.C......oh, bugger
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:04, archived)

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