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meh

(umpazall, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:50, archived)

"Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them..."

Woo!

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friendlyfire, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:51, archived)

your devotion to that brew is antiquated lord vader...

the power of this battle station is insignificant next to the power of the monkey beer...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:53, archived)

now he has monkey beer,

he can throw away anything else

(Slurpy The Frog, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:54, archived)

he has indeed

(umpazall, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:55, archived)

Giiiveee meee yooour beeeer!

(Azzek!, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:55, archived)

*gives beer*

you know, until that picture of her in the pub, i
always thought elf girl would be taller.

(Slurpy The Frog, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:56, archived)

Didn't you see the first one?

she's not going to be adult sized till she's about 90 years old!

(Azzek!, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 16:01, archived)

i did

i just didn't realise the full extent of the problem.
she never seemed that small next to EPG.
looks like all my favourite characters are tiny.

i'll go to belgium, those smurf's'll cheer me up
in those enormous mushrooms they live in

(Slurpy The Frog, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 16:03, archived)

EPG has the unexplained ability to change her size

_{and also i often forget to draw elf to scale}

(Azzek!, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 16:06, archived)

oh right

now, if i can only find 3 huge apples, the smurfs will be big enough
to give me one of those hats

[edit] because smurf are all officially 3 apples tall. i want their hats to be big enough for me to wear

(Slurpy The Frog, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 16:08, archived)

moleste apples?

_{i'm not sure i want to know...}

(Azzek!, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 16:11, archived)

hu ge

curse the filter. fuck it all the way to fuck

[edit] it doesn't seem to be affecting my swearing though

(Slurpy The Frog, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 16:16, archived)

hahahaha

it's Newman!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 16:00, archived)

But how does he drink it?

He can only eat toblerones, after all.

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friendlyfire, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:57, archived)

arf

(Slurpy The Frog, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 16:00, archived)

erm . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:48, archived)

what?

edit: oooooooooooooooooooooooo i see

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Mousing, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:49, archived)

It's a flat-beaked impossicat

Duh!

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friendlyfire, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:50, archived)

an alternative interpretation

that is

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Mousing, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:51, archived)

winner!

Have a magic pie.
Whatever flavour you like!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:52, archived)

Hooray for magic pie!

Ta Guv.

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friendlyfire, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:59, archived)

duck billed platted puss

i live in the country with these things... they rock it hard

(Azzek!, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:51, archived)

i know someone called Bill Platt

that's the next best thing

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Mousing, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:52, archived)

Apparently

they have a poisonous barb on their hind leg, which is very poisonous on the poisonous scale of things.

100% Fact (I think)

(its a bloody shambles, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:56, archived)

Only the males

and only on the right one i think...

(Azzek!, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 16:12, archived)

Duck-billed

plaity-puss?
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 16:07, archived)

Bingo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 16:12, archived)

For you mac shoppers out there...

Click for big...

(cype_applejuice, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:44, archived)

arf

that is all

(Slurpy The Frog, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:49, archived)

Are you

a member of Spymac?

(Neatly Sliced, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:50, archived)

Yes indeedy,

Same cype_applejuice there as I am here

You???

(cype_applejuice, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:52, archived)

I just lurk there now

Had an account I used for a tiny bit ages ago but the whole place kind of went to pot.

(Neatly Sliced, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:55, archived)

I know the feeling

but I still keep it up...

(cype_applejuice, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:58, archived)

Wooage to you, fine sir

/still an ardent mac-hater

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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:51, archived)

Woot. Random google search! - Shoped..

/Seamless

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:42, archived)

but not quoless

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Bananiel, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:50, archived)

Dietry Concerns in Sri Lanka

one ticket to hull please! Yep, one way

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:42, archived)

looks down 2 posts VV

b3ta.com/board/4119943

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:42, archived)

I hear a celestial penknife

whittling a notch on your bad karma stick.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:44, archived)

a what?

doing what? on my what??

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:46, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/4119967

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:54, archived)

YAY! My Wacom arrived.

So....to celebrate...here's a CDC*

Crudely Drawn Chick

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tico, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:39, archived)

Yay!

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Grampa, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:40, archived)

*disappointed*

*kicks the cat*

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Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:41, archived)

sorry.

a cock will probably come later

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tico, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:45, archived)

That is crude.

She hasn't even got tits.

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charliedontsurf, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:41, archived)

Hooray!

All the lovely all the time.

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Comma, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:42, archived)

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Bananiel, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:46, archived)

erm.

thanks

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tico, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:48, archived)

tickets please!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:38, archived)

but i've been good...

woo

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Mousing, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:40, archived)

Woo!

He reminds me of the scary guy they did on the League of Gentlemen (not extraordinary).

(I Want Billy, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:53, archived)

As requested

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:35, archived)

Damn lycos

If they weren't so crap I would have posted this weeks ago...

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:36, archived)

well actually you wouldn't

as the original photo was only put online today

(1, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:37, archived)

LOL

ever heard of sarcasm?

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:42, archived)

right!

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Grampa, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:37, archived)

Shite

I bet he can knock the old drink back!

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:43, archived)

How queer!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:45, archived)

yum!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:35, archived)

Shite food, shite dog.

I can't decide which is worse.

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charliedontsurf, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:38, archived)

they are the stupidest looking dog

ever

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:39, archived)

Everything else

is your dad's elasticated pants.

Woo!

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:40, archived)

and screw back

for the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black!

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friendlyfire, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:42, archived)

snooker loopy nuts are we

we're all snooker loopy

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:44, archived)

How queer!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:45, archived)

Bennyslovechild shopped. - cheaply shopped, but still shopped.

(cype_applejuice, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:32, archived)

How queer!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:44, archived)

Small but perfectly formed.

(A kind of wild justice, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:31, archived)

hmmm

Reminds me of what my best mate's stupid bitch of a sister said.
"I dont believe in them toonami's"

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:33, archived)

:-P

(Orwellian Trash, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:33, archived)

Your all gay!

I lost a lot of friends in the disaster. Still some 2000 swedes missing, you know. But I'll go to Egypt and perform some serious drinking next week anyway.

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Bananiel, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:35, archived)

2000 sweeds?

thats insane... does everyone go to the same beach or something?!

(Azzek!, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:40, archived)

Something like that, yes

Every swede in four thousand is missing, or something like that. Sick! The worst disaster ever, or at least in modern time.

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Bananiel, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:43, archived)

technically NOT the worst disaster of our time...

...think africa, 10,000+ people dying every week, up to 30,000 a week from famine, starvation, malnutrition, disease, civil war etc etc etc..

not being pedant about this, but because other countries arent holidaying/staying there, its been left to aid agencies to beg for help, cos we have 200+brits killed/missing, everyone wants to give. seems a little ironic, no? a definate case of N.I.M.B.Y when it comes to really going all out and taking the lead to help the poorest continent

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:50, archived)

Yeah, well

I meant from a swedish point of view. Of couse, this is far from the Chinese quake in -76.
Edit: And your all gay.

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Bananiel, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:51, archived)

anyone notice that the Bam quake happened on Boxing Day too?

no? just me then.

(only realised as something made me post this a while ago)

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badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:38, archived)

;-p

(Ye olde Fannie, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:41, archived)

:-P

(Orwellian Trash, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:50, archived)

That's a lot of

water

(A kind of wild justice, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:51, archived)

It's real

too

(Orwellian Trash, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:54, archived)

yep

Glad my mum decided we wernt going to india this christmas.

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 16:01, archived)

Thanks for leaving the bridge for me...

...but I can't be arsed

;-)

(Ye olde Fannie, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:55, archived)

AAhemm!!..

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olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:30, archived)

i thought the arf

was most appropriate

(Azzek!, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:37, archived)

Posted if only 'cause the filename fits

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badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:39, archived)

Still a moleste amount of detail of the cliff to transfer from the sketch,

and i haven't even started shading it yet. But it's taken ages so far and is finally starting to look nice

Oh yeah, and I gotta add the blood from her hair staining the water and stuff... that's always fun.

(Azzek!, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:26, archived)

mmm nuddy cartoons

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:27, archived)

you

actually sat down and planned this through?

(Sparrafizzle, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:28, archived)

planning!

none of my vectors are planned!

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:28, archived)

but you don`t draw nuddy women

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:29, archived)

i just did...

(Azzek!, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:31, archived)

hence I like you better

*fwap fwap fwap*

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:32, archived)

Well i did a sketch first...

kez.dontknowdontcare.com/misc/ellisbloodinhair.jpg

and with illustrator you kind of need to plan how you intend to draw something or you end up going in circles

(Azzek!, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:29, archived)

which is why they provide a handy circle tool

to save time

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:31, archived)

t'is mighty good

what are you being a user of?

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:29, archived)

Yaaay!

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:34, archived)

hello!

Cheers, that reminded me of kevin cosner in Prince of Theives

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:34, archived)

I don`t remember EPG battling Alan Rickman

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:35, archived)

You weren't there to see it, stunning battle

besides... this isn't EPG, it's Ellis

(Azzek!, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:37, archived)

oh Ellis/EPG.. it`s all a myster---E to m-E

blargh! :p

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:38, archived)

Here's a hint

one has a band of friends who enjoy a past time of pillaging and sailing and speaks like a pirate...
the other lives in the dark ages, has difficulty relating to other people, and occasionally kills large predatory mammals with two incredibly strong/heavy tails.

(Azzek!, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:47, archived)

Wide Angle

(douxdingue, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:25, archived)

pffft!

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friendlyfire, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:29, archived)

WOOY??

OYAY??

(sbeck, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:31, archived)

*lamps sbeck in a fugue of crimson-faced apoplexy*

*fucks off down pub*
(I wish.)
(The pub bit, not the lamping bit.)

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friendlyfire, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:34, archived)

arf!

^_^

(sbeck, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:42, archived)

woo

thats sweet

(Dfects, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:31, archived)

hehehe daftitude

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:34, archived)

hahahahahaha

great!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:43, archived)

look!

I'm a ventriloquist!

(radja, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:23, archived)

What's he doing with his left hand?

Looks dodgy to me.

(beegram Freelance flange tester since, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:24, archived)

hahahahahaha

super!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:32, archived)

this

made me laugh. and i'm no dummy.

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Purple Onion, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:33, archived)

Bring back Sophie!

(Ye olde Fannie, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:23, archived)

woo

She has the second dirtiest mouth after Angelina Jolie.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:26, archived)

they should brush more often.

there's nothing more important then oral hygine. (except maybe clean water and sanitation)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:36, archived)

what a great picture

have a woo

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:26, archived)

hee hee

nice

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:27, archived)

hehehee!!

Love it

(sbeck, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:27, archived)

I F*cking HATE potnoodles

(cype_applejuice, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:21, archived)

He's got a tail shaped like Confucius

Ace

(beegram Freelance flange tester since, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:23, archived)

What is this, Hatstand Hour?

Confucius he say, "name go in book"

EDIT: Ah, just noticed statue in background. Still in holiday* mode

* read: "b3ta-deprived" mode

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badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:24, archived)

That's not a tail

It's his hat...

(cype_applejuice, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:24, archived)

No no no

the furry Russian thing is his hat. The white porcelain thingy is his tail. Sheesh!

(beegram Freelance flange tester since, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:25, archived)

Only the British

could invent Pot Noodle.

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charliedontsurf, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:27, archived)

I don't think it was invented

so much as accidently discovered in a cancer ward spit bucket.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:29, archived)

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:16, archived)

woo...

where is that?

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:17, archived)

www.beenthere-donethat.org.uk/kersey08big.html

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:18, archived)

aaaaah

'cause from the crop you made, it looked suspiciously like a church from 'round here

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:19, archived)

I think it could look like a church from anywhere

but that's just me

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:21, archived)

hahahaha

very good!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:17, archived)

woof!

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:19, archived)

His bark is worse than His bite

woo

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:21, archived)

Bark

the herald angels sing.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:24, archived)

oof

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:27, archived)

hahahaha

I hear he has a nasty bite.
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:21, archived)

IMAGINAPALM!

And 'woo', as well.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:26, archived)

Sorry. Bored!

also, sorry for the size - I did optimize it though! ^_^

(sbeck, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:16, archived)

arf

you've brightened up the first day back at work :)

(ru, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:18, archived)

Nice

tiny face

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:18, archived)

Oh, hello!

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:19, archived)

Scary

That looks exactly like the ex of a friend.

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Bananiel, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:20, archived)

was the ex of your friend..

... male or female?!?

(sbeck, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:21, archived)

Female

And yes, she had a hairy upper lip.

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Bananiel, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:23, archived)

All I need now is Rik

to shout "SMIRNEEEE!"

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:21, archived)

pffffft! got your number!

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:25, archived)

haha

my cat looks at me like this when she wants tickles.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:23, archived)

Aww how cute

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:22, archived)

Gnops!

It's been a while since I had a good gnops.

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charliedontsurf, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:23, archived)

fluffy cat gnops

lubbly

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:24, archived)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:15, archived)

HAHHAHAHHAAAH

laughed way too much at that

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:16, archived)

Quo-peas??

how bizzarre!!

WOO!

(sbeck, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:16, archived)

hahahaha

quo peas.
hahahahahahahahahaa

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:16, archived)

(MooCow_Byter, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:18, archived)

I collapsed

into some kind of meme/pea vortex

oh have my first woo of the new year:

woo!

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Liquid Crystal, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:21, archived)

gwa?

woo

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:22, archived)

I'm impressed by the Quos

pea-ness.

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charliedontsurf, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:25, archived)

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