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# Poor little devil...
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(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:14, archived)
# Awww
he's welling up.

Tha's verr fluffy and also scary
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:15, archived)
# aw
bless his little evil heart (:
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:18, archived)
# evenin' all
If you are reading this alt text, then you are missing out on so much of life. Go out and have some fun, meet people, and above all stop clicking image properties just to see what silly things people put in alt text.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:11, archived)
# hahahaha
woo yay!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:11, archived)
# arf
and woo
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:12, archived)
# oh dear god
puns in full force tonight
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:12, archived)
# gah!
put the pun down and put your hands where i can see them!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:12, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:12, archived)
# Hah hah
!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:13, archived)
# hahah
but still, TEH PUNNAGE!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:14, archived)
# good grief
arf (:
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:14, archived)
# Hahah..
=)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:19, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:25, archived)
# ha
hahahahahahahahahaha
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 2:18, archived)
# arf! to great ideas...
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 7:52, archived)
# he he he
hurrah for robot seals !
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 8:02, archived)
# The seal gag never gets old! :D

NEVARRR
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:14, archived)
# :-0
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:10, archived)
# haha
ancleswinger trowser
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:11, archived)
# That's...
odd.

Why are the man's trousers shrinking?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:11, archived)
# You don't want to fuck with the writer, sir...

...now let me usher you to your table...
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:08, archived)
# Taaaakkkeee ooooonnnn meeeeeeeee
Take on me! Take me oooonnnn
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:08, archived)
# Say after me

It's no better to be safe than sorry
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:10, archived)
# Taaaaaakkkke meeee oonnn!


EDIT: Oops, forgot the well deserved 'Woo!'
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:10, archived)
# The sun always shiiiines
... on tv! TOUCH ME!

... no really. Touch me
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:11, archived)
# If you insist..
/touches
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:12, archived)
# tells missus
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:12, archived)
#
you sod... this is gonna take some explaining.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:14, archived)
# I led him
ashtray :)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:16, archived)
# I love it when a plan comes together
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:16, archived)
# i'll be gone,
in a day or
two-hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:20, archived)
# but you can Beattify him...super!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:17, archived)
# pffft!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:33, archived)
# Time for a message from our sponsers
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:05, archived)
# Hurray for subtle advertising!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:07, archived)
# Hah hah!
Love that.
Much woo-age
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:08, archived)
# hehehe...
nicely done.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:08, archived)
# psst...
"message".

But still, ULTRA-WOO to you, sir, and your brilliance.a
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:13, archived)
# I don't have a clue what you're talking about...
*whistles innocently*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:19, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAAHA :D
x 1 million
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:14, archived)
# you suck
all teh meme cock
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:24, archived)
# smashing!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:54, archived)
[challenge entry] jump it like a quackaroo
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:59, archived)
# yay!~
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:00, archived)
# LET`S! PLAY! DARTS!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:16, archived)
# I'd rather play Twister
*wink*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:17, archived)
# ... nuddy?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:21, archived)
# if you insist
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:23, archived)
# oh I do I do!

*lubes*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:25, archived)
# Oh wow
I hope I see one of those in my lifetime.

/other than that one
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:00, archived)
# as ever
cunting ace.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:02, archived)
# you're amazing
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:02, archived)
# she's a STAR!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:04, archived)
# in the depths of the sky?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:04, archived)
# no, on the top of my christmas tree
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:07, archived)
# sounds painful

maybe you should let her down.
it is almost february
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:08, archived)
# hell no, I can see up her skirt from here
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:09, archived)
# !
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:16, archived)
# *blush*
you're wearing Friday's on a Thursday you know.

Cute Care Bears though.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:17, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:20, archived)
# Ok., launch velocity achieved...FLAP for fucks sake!


Woo!!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:03, archived)
# ooh! *flaps*
flap flap flap flap flap
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:05, archived)
# Nice to see some 'flap'
rather than 'fwap' :\
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:06, archived)
# what are you talking about? I'm trying to learn to fly
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:07, archived)
# In that case..
'Flap' is gonna serve you better than 'fwap'..
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:09, archived)
# this
rocks like a rock rocking on rockall.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:05, archived)
# Sorry for the thread jack,
but is there a good site where you can get animated animal clips? I just seem to get shitty clipart cartoons.
Ta
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:07, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:08, archived)
# try the bbcmotion gallery
at bbcmotiongallery.com
getty images has some as well
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:08, archived)
# Cheers
guys :)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:09, archived)
# super!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:09, archived)
# where do you
get hold of these film clippets?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:09, archived)
# look up
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:10, archived)
# Look down!
Look out!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:12, archived)
# Sean Connery Is James Bond 007, in Ian Fleming's
THUNDERBALL
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:13, archived)
# ooooooooooooooooooo dims lights, pops open a monkey beer
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:19, archived)
# very kind.
thankyou.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:12, archived)
# brilliant
too good, woo yay
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:12, archived)
# huzzah!
and allo miss! *waves shinyshiny tray*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:13, archived)
# pfft!
did you pilfer from the pub... hahaha!
was a fun night... did you go on anywhere else?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:15, archived)
# no we didnt..
we had foods and went home..
also got stopped by polices, but you'd be better talking to bob about that one...
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:17, archived)
# blimey!
we just went home and drank more... this morning was a little rough
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:23, archived)
# haha!
im not suprised :)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:37, archived)
# those David Attenborough DVDs
are worth their weight in gold eh
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:15, archived)
# blimmy hyraki
that rocks!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:15, archived)
# wow
that's fantablious :D
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:23, archived)
# shit
that is fucking awesome.
woo
(, Wed 2 Feb 2005, 19:34, archived)
# Prolly bindun
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.. But I was just watching that Horizon documentary on him.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:57, archived)
# Haha...class
woo!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:59, archived)
# i think it might have been...
but it's still a top shop
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:02, archived)
# It's pretty obvious
but _I've_ never done it.
And I'm the only one who counts according to me and my mummy
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:03, archived)
# yes, prolly bin dun
but have a woo just for the tongue contrast!

thinks: I wonder if he's just had a ribena lolly
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:17, archived)
# Heh,
thankee!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:21, archived)
# It went almost unnoticed until now!


My pic, "In the style of.."
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:54, archived)
# ERM
Bigger!!!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:54, archived)
# Ya think?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:55, archived)
# Always
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:56, archived)
# I vont yoh kloss,
yoh bootz, ent yoh mottozykel.
And you thought Arnie was innocent...
Now tell me... Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:50, archived)
# WHO... DOES NUMBER 2... WORK FOR?!
woo!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:56, archived)
# Me!
And he never forgets it.


Thankie for t' woo!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:01, archived)
# class!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:17, archived)
# Hae a nosebird afore ye go...
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:45, archived)
# ... how does it smell?
/obligatory response
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:48, archived)
# with it's
FUCK-OFF-BIG NOSE
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:50, archived)
# Arf!
One of the best replies I've seen in ages.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:56, archived)
# bobbie larkin
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:50, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:02, archived)
# You nose it!
TJ - here is my new soundmash - Pink Floyd Iraqi stylee,with a sprinkling of Tom Jones.

Listen or download. Or not.

www.musicianmp3.com/artist/PhilM/
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:50, archived)
# fuck! that is ace!~
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:01, archived)
# Gosh.
Thank you.

First critique!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:03, archived)
# really, it's friggin brilliant!


edit: I spend more time doodling with sound than with visuals, but I love teh b3ta!

Keep posting your stuff!

edit, edit: joined the mailing list
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:04, archived)
# I can see the video too...
It'd make ya cry... and dance.

*shivers*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:06, archived)
# how do I get the video?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:06, archived)
# Sorry :(
Still in my head. Got a storyboard.

Teh skillz are taking time to learn. Been using Sonic Foundry Vegas, slow process.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:09, archived)
# curses!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:13, archived)
# d/l ing..


EDIT: That am ACE!!!!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:05, archived)
# 2nded
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:24, archived)
# Ohh
looks very red, poor birdy must have a cold :(
woo pic by the way
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:49, archived)
# I like nosebirds.
And that's final.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:50, archived)
# *has nosebird*
*goes*

nice. :)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:52, archived)
# mating call
*honk* or *parp* ? (:
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:57, archived)
# haha!
must be rather unpleasant when he has a cold
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:04, archived)
# *snort*
Brings a whole new meaning to the question "How does he wipe?"
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:18, archived)
# screw necessity
boredom is the mother of invention


edit: happy birthday stick figure ninja!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:44, archived)
# Very odd.
But much woo.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:46, archived)
# Ooh...
very nicely looped!

w/y AND h!

EDIT: Can you make it flash and loop the Benny Hill theme 'Yakkety Sax'? =)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:57, archived)
# I'm sure its been done before,
and probably better, but I wanted to do it so there :-P

(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:37, archived)
# hehe
nice:)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:06, archived)
# Excuse my pearoasts...
But it's my birthday tommorrow and I wanted to celebrate my posting some of my personal faves...




Sorry!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:34, archived)
# HP
Birthday for tommorrow =)

(I do like the train ticket!)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:38, archived)
# Well it's my birthday today but you dont hear me shouting about it!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:39, archived)
# HP Birthday to you too!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:39, archived)
# thank you, someone else made this for me today and I think it's fab:
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:40, archived)
# really? Happy Birthday you funny funny man you*


*or woman
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:41, archived)
# happy birthday!
have a voucher:
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:50, archived)
# HBSFN!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:04, archived)
# Well, I wasn't shouting...just a comment
HB to you sire!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:12, archived)
# Happy birthday for tomorrow,
drink your fill of monkey beer
here, have this voucher:
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:47, archived)
# didn't see you around much yesterday, it was a monkey beer frenzy
Simpleton visits the land of the apes in search of Monkey Beer

(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:56, archived)
# Fat Bottomed Girls Go Crazy for the Cool, Crisp...etc.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:58, archived)
#
I lick like that very much!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:01, archived)
# woah...
that ass is hypnotic...

In the interest of science, may I ask what the source pic was...'cough'....?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:02, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:12, archived)
# woah...
now that's what the phuck i'm talkin about...
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:13, archived)
# Disgraceful!

Good clean fun!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:29, archived)
# cor!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:04, archived)
# I fell asleep when I got home,
pity I missed it but no doubt there will be another monkey beer frenzy again at some point.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:06, archived)
# yes...
they're usually hysterical..
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:19, archived)
# cor!
*prints out 30 times*

rehab here i come!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:04, archived)
# CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNK!!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:03, archived)
# hopty
bufdy.

eastleigh to hell? out of the frying pan into the fire surely? :/
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:03, archived)
# He can't possibly have done it, officer - he looks so sweet and innocent!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:32, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:46, archived)
# My
brain hurts. So I made a slightly weird, slightly crappy flower.

(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:31, archived)
# oohh....
...trippy....
/spacks out
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:36, archived)
# purdy
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:44, archived)
# It looks like it's on fabric.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:45, archived)
# I think their marketing is going a little too far now......
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:31, archived)
# Hehe
Did you see that spoof advert they slated in the press this week about a suicide bomber in a VW polo?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:33, archived)
# Yeah
made me laugh!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:35, archived)
# 40 grand apparently
It cost to make that ad. I find it funny that they claim VW are upset about it!... BALLS! I say, they are LOVIN' the free advertising!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:37, archived)
#
25 Jan: VW secretly rubs hands together

EDIT:

"In this case, we're talking about an unsuccessful parody created in order to publicize the advertising firm itself. VW thinks it is not funny in the least, and I think whoever saw it clearly understands it is not an ad created by VW," Ackerman said.

Yeah!, as if!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:40, archived)
# the links borked....


;)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:41, archived)
# Link?..lol
Was just me saying what I think they REALLY think.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:43, archived)
# see that winking eye?


I was just joshing wth you. *hug*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:45, archived)
# Josh away!
Maybe less of the 'hugs'... my missus will give me funny looks if I keep grinning like this!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:47, archived)
# fondles instead


missus you say?, funny looks you say?, grinning you say?.....where am I going with this you say
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:53, archived)
# I prefer my version
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:41, archived)
# this is awesome!~
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:42, archived)
# Hahaha...
You bloody hippy! ;)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:45, archived)
# The poor suit.
What had it done to deserve that?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:43, archived)
# pffft!
nice.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:03, archived)
# Dr Gunther von Hagens scares me
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"But he vas like zis ven I got here! He vanted me to use his bahdy!"
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:22, archived)
# And finallee
Ve haf the anoos
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:25, archived)
# gawd
i truly believe that man is a mass murderer. hes so sinister.

those people werent willing, they were victims. thats why they wear masks.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:26, archived)
# Scary
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:28, archived)
# O.M.G
i know he's a useful fella, but at the same time he's so completely minging. especially his accent. and the hat.

he makes me feel really ikky.

(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:33, archived)
# I read that as
"he makes me feel really kinky"
....
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:39, archived)
# It all depends
on how much of a necrophiliac you are, I guess
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:41, archived)
# He is a strange guy but he's also a genius
You have to be a certain kind of person to do what he does. I think his anatomy programmes are brilliant
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:02, archived)
# Ah!.. after a quick Google
I get it!

Woo!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:29, archived)
# He's odd
A mate of mine studied medicine in Austria for a while, met him a few times. Said he was bloody strange. Not one of these people who has a weird image but is actually really down to eart, no. He's just odd.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:35, archived)
# Look its the little blue man and the wee coloured background.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:20, archived)
# haha
nice
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:24, archived)
# Go see a doctors abouts your radioactive wee
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:30, archived)
# its
nice that colour.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:32, archived)
# Nice colours
w/y!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:32, archived)
# Toodles b3ta


woo, my first fp!!!1
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:18, archived)
# haha
that'll hurt. Always a chef in the way when you're racing across the baking plain, non?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:21, archived)
# You speaks the
truth
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:23, archived)
# hahahaha
chef ... baking
you crack me up
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:24, archived)
# Hehe..Like it!
I always wondered if the original of that was real or not..

I am in one of those questioning moods tonight.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:28, archived)
# hehehe
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:41, archived)
# LOL
now that is just fantastic

w/y/h to the thread image as well!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 8:57, archived)
[challenge entry] How was I to know the eBay picture was scaled 1:1


Wanna see something freaky?.. anyone know how this was made? (I am guessing it is a real exhibit model)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:17, archived)
# Blu-Tac and brown paint
easy
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:19, archived)
# probably latex & foam
bit like the stuff a saatchi gallery in london. looks very convincing
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:19, archived)
# Ah right..
A friend of mine reckoned it is a Maya model or similar.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:23, archived)
# you can make loads of stuff from
latex and foam

i made some great wings, and a shield, although the sword was rubbish
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:27, archived)
# I'd love to more creative stuff with life size models..
Nearest thing to playing with latex so far has been a 'posh-wank'!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:32, archived)
# Like this you mean?
Ron Mueck's Dead Dad

Saw that a few years back, so realistic it's creepy.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:44, archived)
# Woo.
probably made with latex
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:19, archived)

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