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tweaknik, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:10, archived)

EXTREEEEEEEME!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:12, archived)

DUUUUUDE

laugh if he can actually land it

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Laice , was Rogitating on, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:13, archived)

hell prolly go flat on his face tho

soon as the wheels make frictioon on the ground

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Laice , was Rogitating on, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:13, archived)

arf!

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d d, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:13, archived)

No words

can describe the sound that just emanated from My nose just now, so will a woo, a yay, a houpla, and a PANOWIE! suffice.

(tone loc, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:15, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha

I do love that!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:15, archived)

Hahahahaha

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:15, archived)

Hi Cockalorum

and naturally a big fat hairy Woo to the post.

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evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:18, archived)

hi :)

thank you for the pic

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halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:16, archived)

no problem. i was trying out a new style, not sure if i managed a good likeness though

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tweaknik, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:20, archived)

painfully accurate i'm afraid

but appreciated deeply

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halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:23, archived)

unfortunately

i made some proportion and placement errors early on but it was too late to fix them by the time I'd noticed. that's what practicing's about i guess. thanks for the source though.

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tweaknik, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:28, archived)

excellent!

reminds me of the extreme spacehopping someone did

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:17, archived)

haha

superb

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oCo, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:18, archived)

hahaha

would get one if that were true.

and were lots cheaper

(Foxypaws No, I'm Bob Pickering, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:19, archived)

PoWOOrful pOsT

really nice shoppin'

(Jogolo, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:55, archived)

I love the compo

'tis so good for pea-roastage

But wait.... theres more......

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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:10, archived)

woo

best compo it if that excuse is going to pursuade anyone :P

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:11, archived)

spotted that, just ;p

I spotted a few in the compo that reminded me of my aborted attempt at a series
/edit frig did it again!

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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:14, archived)

woo

and midpiss

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:15, archived)

aagh

what happened there?

Previous post: "A tan?" before the pic changed!

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:15, archived)

thats the one

that reminded me

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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:16, archived)

(Beaston, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:10, archived)

ninja editing to the rescue. woo.

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Omigod! Like, totally., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:11, archived)

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Laice , was Rogitating on, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:11, archived)

No edit...

Dunno what happened there. I didn't touch anything... I swear! It wasn't me!

(Beaston, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:13, archived)

meh

maybe just spazzications on my part then.

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Omigod! Like, totally., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:15, archived)

Aaaargh!

pleast take it away Mummy, the nast lady's scaring me.

(tone loc, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:12, archived)

you're going to

hull for that

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cuntmuffin, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:12, archived)

phwaor

I would, she reminds me of blow up bertha, me first love

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:12, archived)

I think she's got

a wedgie going on....

Woo!

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:15, archived)

just been playing with my new machine

(tone loc, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:07, archived)

i know not

wtf but

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Laice , was Rogitating on, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:09, archived)

that was my first attempt at a flash animation, exported as a gif

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Laice , was Rogitating on, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:09, archived)

cool

I'm yet to be arsed to learn flash, but when I do?

It'll probably be shit

(tone loc, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:10, archived)

its actually bloody easy

thats just 3 words and a box, with a bit of jiggling around

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Laice , was Rogitating on, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:11, archived)

In that case

God have mercy on all our souls.

(tone loc, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:13, archived)

i started to learn earlier.

i maded a BOLT! it was SHIT. i gave up soon after.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:13, archived)

that woo took me 10 mins

quite impresssed how easy it was

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Laice , was Rogitating on, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:14, archived)

ah, but that doesnt look all 'flash'

cause you could do that on paintshop. i wanna be able to do those really pretty vector style flash pictures. i may stick to my stick man animations.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:15, archived)

using gayshift

as oppertunity to post poor photoshoppery skills
Image Hosted by PooShack.us

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Omigod! Like, totally., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:06, archived)

RAWK!

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lemony, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:08, archived)

i like it

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spacehog, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:39, archived)

so that's

what pop meant when he said he would slap that smile right off my face... woo-nderful...

(Jogolo, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:59, archived)

Extra Celestrial?

(donotresus, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:06, archived)

Well

I like it!

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:14, archived)

(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:02, archived)

hahahaha

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lemony, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:04, archived)

ahaha

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:08, archived)

good man --

believes in tradition

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Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:08, archived)

I heard

Prince Charles did too

dirty old man

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ibex (not ipod), Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:10, archived)

Strange

what a search for "knees" finds on Google

(Foxypaws No, I'm Bob Pickering, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:12, archived)

And now after

*MOD EDIT* Stop stealing other people's work and make something yourself. You won't make any friends by stealing stuff and posting it here.

(dadopey1, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:58, archived)

I've been there

know how the little critter feels

(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:01, archived)

is THIS one yours

or is it STOLEN like the other one?

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:02, archived)

Ah,

thought I remembered the name. He still doing that?

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dingochutney *parp*, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:03, archived)

Yup

I see you remember his first day

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Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:04, archived)

yeah, surprise at 'talent'

swiftly followed by shock and disgust. Oh well.

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dingochutney *parp*, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:05, archived)

And he's ignorant too

We told him not to steal, and he carries on anyway

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Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:07, archived)

Yeah, it has to be intentional, as he never replies does he?

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dingochutney *parp*, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:11, archived)

Well, it's been mod edited

Let's see

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Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:12, archived)

I remember this guy

Didn't he have to change his name last time? Is it David Sullivan?

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Pfffwwttt... I told you so., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:14, archived)

Hahaha

I think his spelling's a little better than that fat shit's.
I don't think he had to change his name though

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Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:18, archived)

aparently

his post about 3 minutes ago was nicked. i havent seen this one before though.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:04, archived)

Me neither actually, but apparently the mod has

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dingochutney *parp*, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:14, archived)

I told you

He steals everything he posts

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Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:03, archived)

can we send in

the b3ta police?

(some farcical aquatic ceremony, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:16, archived)

Ah but do you know where they come from?

(Dr Frank, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:04, archived)

'What has a hazelnut in every bite?'

'Squirrel Shit!'

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:05, archived)

No Cadbury's Caramel?

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When the internet was all fields, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:05, archived)

That's only for sexy rabbits.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:07, archived)

I must be tired

Could have sworn that was a rabbit.
Still strangely erotic nonetheless.

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When the internet was all fields, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:09, archived)

check those eyes.

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bleepbloop, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:17, archived)

(Beaston, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:58, archived)

ayyyy

it is almost your b3taday.

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halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:00, archived)

YAY

/relurks

(Beaston, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:00, archived)

I forgotted mine :(

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:02, archived)

missed mine

made this for me after for cheering me up

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halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:05, archived)

Do you read Perry Bible Fellowship?

cheston.com/pbf/PBF024ADUnicorn.jpg
One of my favourite online comics that is...

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laminasni isn't., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:06, archived)

Mine too...

I really want that t-shirt!

(Beaston, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:07, archived)

How rude of me, that deserves a Woo! WOO!

www.asofterworld.com is good too, if a little disturbing.

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laminasni isn't., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:13, archived)

That's amazing

I'm already cracking up

(Beaston, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:15, archived)

gah, what game does this remind me of?

cheston.com/eyebview.jpg

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:15, archived)

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When the internet was all fields, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:53, archived)

Would You Buy A Used Car From This Man?

If no, then don't fucking vote for him.

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:55, archived)

oh lordy

when bandwagons colide

hehe

(some farcical aquatic ceremony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:55, archived)

something of the night about him

Good night and sleep tight.

Bruahahahaha..... etc.

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:53, archived)

2 for 1

what value

(wirepimp, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:59, archived)

if it was value

it would have blue stripes.

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:03, archived)

ha ha ha

superb.

pippurl had better beware.

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bleepbloop, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:17, archived)

Time for a smoke

(dadopey1, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:49, archived)

Its

(Soap Distant, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:50, archived)

love it

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d d, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:55, archived)

that itself

deserves the wooyay of all wooyays, even to the hoopla extreme

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Laice , was Rogitating on, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:04, archived)

Hahaha

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DogHorse plop, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:51, archived)

Arf!

doesn't he know it's bad for you?

(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:53, archived)

ahahahahahahah arfarfarfarfarf

hehehehehehe yakyakyakyakyak

etcetcetcetc

(some farcical aquatic ceremony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:53, archived)

is it a trick of my mind, or did i see that about 6 years ago?

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:53, archived)

Is that yours?

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:56, archived)

it is not.

i think it was the first picture i ever saw on the interweb. and i thought it was shit then...

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:57, archived)

hehe, lovely

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:57, archived)

Yay! you are lully :)

Have you glammed me up yet?

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Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:00, archived)

oops, i'd forgotten about that

give me 15 mins :)
edit: ish!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:09, archived)

Cheap toilet humour...

(Willis86, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:47, archived)

hahahaha woo

but did you mean phallus?

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ibex (not ipod), Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:52, archived)

How about Hampton Court Fallacy?

"I thought it was in Slovenia, but it isn't"

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:53, archived)

I thought maybe it was a portmanteau

of Hampton Court Phallus
and Hampton Court Fellatio

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ibex (not ipod), Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:54, archived)

Yes, thats exactly right

*shifty eyes*

(Willis86, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:55, archived)

Portmanteau

is in North Wales, right?

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:57, archived)

Isn't Hampton Court

in North Wales?

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ibex (not ipod), Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:01, archived)

No,

Slovenia, like I said.

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:02, archived)

No,

Hampton Court is in Surrey. Next to the river Thames

(Willis86, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:02, archived)

I think

you're thinking of Rhyl, easy to confuse...

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:08, archived)

oh nice see-through-ness

WOo

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MrA, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:52, archived)

erm...

Falice?

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toxie, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:53, archived)

might as well jump on it

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:45, archived)

christ.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:47, archived)

oh, wtf

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:49, archived)

poor Jerry

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mongychops, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:39, archived)

hah

my new desktop. woo!

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MrA, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:40, archived)

*laughs until

coffee comes out of his nose*

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:40, archived)

that's not coffee, it's thick germanic spunk!

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:42, archived)

Germanic?

I could have sworn he was Czech.

yes, that's right, I had my annual czech-up the other day

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:43, archived)

Pffft

Reposts eh?

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:41, archived)

Awwwwwww

Give him a fish

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:44, archived)

As they say in Japan

それはウーです*

*that am woo

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When the internet was all fields, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:47, archived)

I didn't know they'd implemented that yet!

私は ブライアン　ブレッセド です！

EDIT: 私のプロジェクトは難しいでしたから、日本語の勉強おやめました。

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:49, archived)

hehe

Buraian Buressedo

Edit: and now you've lost me

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When the internet was all fields, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:56, archived)

No 'o' at the end of Brian

It was the best Kanaisation I could come up with.

EDIT: The edit (should) say "Because my project was difficult, I quit Japanese studies"

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:57, archived)

aww

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:57, archived)

and again

(Soap Distant, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:38, archived)

Its goodnight from him, and goodnight from me.

(Semi_Apocalyptic, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:38, archived)

i maintain, there is litterally no less funny show on television than bo selector

even crimewatch has some amusing murders every now and then

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:41, archived)

Even

the Weakest Link?

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:41, archived)

just occasionally

anne robinson gets made to look like the aging embittered cunt that she is

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:43, archived)

damn, I must have missed those ones.

Which since I avoid the show like the fucking plague anyway, isn't difficult.

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:44, archived)

this is true

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:42, archived)

This ^

Although, Little Britain is equal

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:42, archived)

little britain amused me...

but only for the first episode. now it annoys me... possibly more than the crazy frog.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:44, archived)

It actually worked better on radio

[in my humble opinion]

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:45, archived)

just like

dead ringers. great on radio, but tv borked it

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:47, archived)

You did have to

have a working knowledge of Radio 4 to find it funny though.

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:50, archived)

true that...

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:47, archived)

People who like Little Britain

Also like the crazy frog.
FACT!

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:45, archived)

that is the most insulting thing i have ever

read on b3ta, you utter fucking twat of a cunt.

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MrA, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:46, archived)

Be fluffy

Cunt

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:47, archived)

sorry i forgot my joke tags

you big willy.. you

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MrA, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:48, archived)

It's okay

You silly boob

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:50, archived)

shush you, you long haired

hippie

:0P

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:49, archived)

little britain has the occasional moment of absolute genius alongside some utter bilge

in my opinion

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:45, archived)

i agree with both your points

especially the bo selecta one. a big pile of steaming shite. Unfunny shite.

Little britain just repeats itself over and over and over. Some of the sketches are funny first time though

(some farcical aquatic ceremony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:51, archived)

it;s funny the first time round

not very good to watch repeatedly

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:42, archived)

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:35, archived)

hahahaha

(schnurricane, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:36, archived)

Arf!

BABS'D

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:37, archived)

woo

chance to use woo

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Laice , was Rogitating on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:38, archived)

Hi Cockalorum!

(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:40, archived)

uh?

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Laice , was Rogitating on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:42, archived)

it means your picture is very good

better than woo yay houpla etc

its in the 4rthur dictionary

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:45, archived)

Wooing a woo

In order to avoid confusin the term used to woo a woo is 'Hi Cockalorum' though I don't know the etymology.

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:46, archived)

look

here

(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:49, archived)

thankyou

kindly

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Laice , was Rogitating on, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:06, archived)

cockalorum

is from the obsolete Flemish kockeloeren, "to crow". According to the American Heritage dictionary and they should know.

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thirsty a rare visitor these days, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:09, archived)

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