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?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:51, archived)

Very nice

It seems that the guy who stole your name is tagging your images now ;)

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Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:54, archived)

*pokes*

haha ur blind now
u will need optical aids

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?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:55, archived)

My blind what?

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Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:55, archived)

eyebrows

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?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:00, archived)

yay!

long time, no see
hope all is well in the land of learning

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lemonhead, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:57, archived)

fun times

one week left, yay.

i need to get a job or sumit, i have no money to get drunk or rave.

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?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:58, archived)

steal from your parents

they won't mind
if they take you to a small claims court it means they love you

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lemonhead, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:01, archived)

ill sue them

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?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:02, archived)

not many people know that brown cow is tiny and wee

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:50, archived)

he looked fairly wee on the photo

arf!

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eponymous Oh!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:51, archived)

not many ppl know

hes a girl

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?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:52, archived)

she took steroids

AICMFP

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:53, archived)

crack

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?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:54, archived)

AISYFP

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:55, archived)

eye wood

eye woodn't
eye wood
eye woodn't
eye wood
eye woodn't
eye wood
eye woodn't
eye wood

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:53, archived)

crikey!

best attempt yet

edit: although that 'modern' fringe is shit

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eponymous Oh!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:54, archived)

the red streaks are a nice touch

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:57, archived)

Hahaha

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Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:57, archived)

( ^_^ ) ,,|,,

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?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:00, archived)

everybody suspected
but you just proved it

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:55, archived)

Not many people know

Aphex is a nasty little Scotsman

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Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:55, archived)

oh come on

surely you can take a joke?
and anyway, hayley told me to do it

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:57, archived)

ahh, mon petit fleur...

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:57, archived)

Unshopped but so lully.

Also a blatant excuse to ask all wonderful b3tans if you could possibly draw a pic of me for my website. I can't do myself. Ahem.

(Northern Lovely, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:46, archived)

puff

emails to the gf

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:48, archived)

I'm a lass

I'm not a puff. I hate pink!

(Northern Lovely, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:49, archived)

er.....

sorry

/pinches arse
/checks profile
/wahoo a yorkshire lass!

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:51, archived)

I read your profile as "I don't pronounce h's in words like 'tea'"

...then spent a few confused minutes thinking "but there is no h in 'tea'!"

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:51, archived)

me too

weird

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:52, archived)

Yes there is

it's stealth

(Northern Lovely, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:52, archived)

Stealth

tea?

(DeletedDeleted, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:03, archived)

We would need to see a photo...

... to draw a piccy..

topless is fine by me too

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:52, archived)

Good point.

img.photobucket.com/albums/v478/ginandtonic/wall.jpg

Here I am. Make my thighs thinner if you're having a go ;)

(Northern Lovely, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:53, archived)

... I've just wanked in a vase

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:54, archived)

Vases are popular tonight

what happened to the good old, multifunctional hat?

(Doogal, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:56, archived)

its erm...

.. starchy

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:58, archived)

far too well used eh?

understandable...

(Doogal, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:59, archived)

you are mega fit

AICMFP

really you're a goodun ;)

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:56, archived)

Have to agree..

.. n them thighs are fine...

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:56, archived)

I drink pints though

thus destroying the facade of girlishness I had.

(Northern Lovely, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:57, archived)

All the better..

... good lass..

realises she is in Yorkshire too and behaves oneself in case she finds me and punches me in the throat

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:58, archived)

Shirley

it is vastly more economical in just not going to the bar as much

/obvious

(Doogal, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:00, archived)

I concur.

AISYFP.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:59, archived)

p'raps I shall

may post later...

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:05, archived)

oi-

cut that out. The lady b3tans don't request pics of new boy b3tan's cocks, do they. Hmm?

Leave the lady alone.

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pep, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:55, archived)

You just have to ask...

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Dobsky, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:55, archived)

They don't?!

*adjusts trousers*

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:56, archived)

well, after seeing

Berks cock so many times, i think the lady's are kind of over it, now.

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pep, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:59, archived)

unshopped?

unshopped by you, or just unshopped?

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pep, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:48, archived)

Unshopped by anyone but God himself.

My friend took it. :)

(Northern Lovely, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:49, archived)

*sobs*

that's beautiful, man.

It is nice actually. Bless :)

edit - jeez I'm such a cynic. Sorry about that.

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pep, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:51, archived)

you vicious bastard

(kaibosh, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:55, archived)

aawwww

that is 112% cool
*19% of FACT*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:48, archived)

That's rather lovely.

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:49, archived)

Wow!

Thats beautiful. Absolutely beautiful.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:50, archived)

Is it me or is there something missing...

...a pair of hands?
Single to Harehills please!

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:51, archived)

you had to ruin the

way i look at that, didnt you!

(whelks chance No two people are not on fire, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:53, archived)

Yes.

Serves you right for spoiling the chevron below. Or it may have been Dr. Nelly someone, I cant remember

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:56, archived)

i'm helping you build it!

i wanna be the nipple in the two growing breasts!

(whelks chance No two people are not on fire, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:58, archived)

Ah right! Nice one son!

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:02, archived)

yay!

we produced sommething pointless on a redex post. *sits smug*

(whelks chance No two people are not on fire, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:08, archived)

god can be

so gay sometimes.

EDIT: I do like the pic though

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tweaknik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:52, archived)

ahaha

(kaibosh, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:53, archived)

awwww

lovelyness!

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toxie, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:52, archived)

that

am luvly

/feels warm inside

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Reginald Von Hammercock, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:56, archived)

Aww

how cute!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:00, archived)

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tweaknik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:46, archived)

(Either no-one's got this yet or they're declining to comment.)

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:46, archived)

Wait, what?

(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:48, archived)

Eye wood.

(I assume)

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:48, archived)

Yes!!! Thank you!!!!!!!!!!111onethousandonehundredandeleven

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:50, archived)

I didn't comment

because I thought it was pretty obvious ;-)
'tis good though :-)

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:52, archived)

Thanks.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:52, archived)

That's the third time today

I've seen that. Does that make me a b3ta addict already, or you a pearoaster extraordinaire?

Edit: I mean the eyewood not the beetles

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Dunquano, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:02, archived)

Yeah I think I should limit it to once a day.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:04, archived)

Nothing personal you understand.

In fact I rather like it. Just worried that b3ta has taken over my life.

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Dunquano, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:08, archived)

that is fucking tits!

/southpark

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:47, archived)

sorry old chap,

I don't get it.

(kaibosh, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:52, archived)

I could have fucking

sworn they were facing the other way the last 'F5'

(Doogal, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:55, archived)

jesus

i think i am going insane...

and now i'm talking to myself... GREAT

(Doogal, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:02, archived)

is it getting more

twisty? or am i sobering up, and its actually a circle?

(whelks chance No two people are not on fire, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:10, archived)

at one point

it was actually 2 beetles fighting

shiny black ones not Volkswagens

i think

(Doogal, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:13, archived)

nn B3tans

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:43, archived)

awww

dead

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Reginald Von Hammercock, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:44, archived)

night fatty

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:46, archived)

I'm still here you know!

you khent
Its glandular thast all

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:48, archived)

First attempt at using flash

linky

(Lil_john_pi, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:39, archived)

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:40, archived)

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:42, archived)

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:44, archived)

(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:46, archived)

(whelks chance No two people are not on fire, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:48, archived)

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:49, archived)

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:50, archived)

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:50, archived)

(whelks chance No two people are not on fire, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:51, archived)

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:53, archived)

(whelks chance No two people are not on fire, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:54, archived)

(whelks chance No two people are not on fire, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:50, archived)

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:50, archived)

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:49, archived)

(whelks chance No two people are not on fire, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:48, archived)

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:48, archived)

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:48, archived)

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:50, archived)

(5 Lighters for a Pound, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:52, archived)

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:54, archived)

(whelks chance No two people are not on fire, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:55, archived)

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:02, archived)

(whelks chance No two people are not on fire, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:03, archived)

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:05, archived)

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:05, archived)

(whelks chance No two people are not on fire, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:06, archived)

(whelks chance No two people are not on fire, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:05, archived)

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:05, archived)

(whelks chance No two people are not on fire, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:02, archived)

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:02, archived)

(whelks chance No two people are not on fire, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:54, archived)

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:52, archived)

posting flash on the board is forbidden,

but you can link to it. And we will click!

(kaibosh, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:40, archived)

is if just me? Does it not load??

(Lil_john_pi, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:40, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/4754901

(kaibosh, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:41, archived)

It am redex

and evening, b3ta!

(Northern Lovely, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:42, archived)

evening

m'lady

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Reginald Von Hammercock, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:43, archived)

evening fine sir

(Northern Lovely, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:44, archived)

you could probably make that a gif

pretty easily - which you could then post on the board. You can't post flash files on b3ta though, as it says in the FAQ

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pep, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:42, archived)

BAH!

FAQ

(Lil_john_pi, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:42, archived)

yeah - sorry, crazy to think

you might've read it... after 139 days :/

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pep, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:44, archived)

The FAQ's outdated these days

A repost won a challenge :p

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Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:46, archived)

everythings outdated

b3ta's gone to the dogs and should be banned.

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pep, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:47, archived)

outdated?

they only just reworked it a little while ago...

(kaibosh, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:47, archived)

What on earth

gave you that idea!!

(Lil_john_pi, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:55, archived)

kk try this

img150.echo.cx/my.php?image=emodark8ys.swf

(Lil_john_pi, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:42, archived)

what's with all the

"emo" bashing lately?

(kaibosh, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:44, archived)

because it's shite?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:56, archived)

Dunno

I suppose it is to give them something to whine about

(Lil_john_pi, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:47, archived)

Pfft

emo-bashing fun for all the family

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:42, archived)

This was my first attempt.

I can't draw with a mouse.
Sod that, I can't draw.

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:45, archived)

That was with a mouse?

Woo!

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Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:48, archived)

My kindom for a snappy, witty title!

Please Note: Kingdom currently consists of 1 x milk crate full of empty chip packets and fag ends

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:32, archived)

Hooray!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:35, archived)

yay!

Domo rules all*

*minimal

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Reginald Von Hammercock, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:37, archived)

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:37, archived)

I completely missed that Pokemon episode

(damn anime, all the same......mutter...)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:38, archived)

this

is still one of my favorites!

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Reginald Von Hammercock, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:38, archived)

fanks

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:39, archived)

Domo!

woo!

seemlessness at its best

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:38, archived)

OHNOES

domogoatseepencilsharpenercombo!

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:39, archived)

Woo! There hasn't been enough Domo recently!

Have an ancient pearoast by way of a woo:

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tipassoi, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:46, archived)

...scarper, it's the rozzers!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:27, archived)

Hahaha

they get around, don't they?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:29, archived)

They're so evil!

They did it and framed poor BC!

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abandonnship, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:29, archived)

yeah

saw that pic yesterday, and knew just what it needed...

: )

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:31, archived)

are you a painter?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:33, archived)

I can paint, alright

unfortunately I'm not dedicated enough to set up the space to do it.

ahh, the tragedy of wasted talent.

: (

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:55, archived)

Hahaha

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:29, archived)

ooooh

subtle enough for me to nearly click reply and say "and?"

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:30, archived)

sounds like our brown cow

gots some 'splainin' to do

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Shiksa, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:30, archived)

I never done it

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Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:34, archived)

did they just give you a slap on the wrist?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:36, archived)

Fuck no!

I have to go to court next week

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Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:38, archived)

pfft took a while

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eponymous Oh!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:31, archived)

those quo guys are everywhere

always after a pizza the action

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spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:33, archived)

Good grief!

That was a bit of a cheesy pun

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:36, archived)

Grand pun?

(That's what type of pizza it was)

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Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:37, archived)

i like to avoid peppering my posts with half-baked puns

*looks above*

Buggeration!

edit: dammit should have put 'burgeration'

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spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:40, archived)

*sigh*

out of the deep-pan and into the frier

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:43, archived)

Bit of a crusty old joke

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Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:45, archived)

ya wanna slice o'me?

punk :P

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:47, archived)

nah, he's chicken

and sweetcorn

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spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:49, archived)

Nope

Just chicken. Sweetcorn is disgusting

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Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:50, archived)

That's a matter of opinion, young Brown Cow

just because YOU find sweetdorn disgusting, doesn't mean it IS disgusting. It's all subjective; I'm sure a lot of people can't do without their daily dose of sweetdorn 'cos they like it so much.

ha! ninja edit.
I hate sweetcorn too!

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spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:53, archived)

Bring it on Queenie!

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Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:50, archived)

right thats it

*finds trout*

*slaps*

Have-at-you

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:52, archived)

Orders pizza

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Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:53, archived)

*requisitions pizza shops*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:54, archived)

OK I've run out.

But should you and I ever meet, feast your eyes then on my sparkling repartie!

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spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:48, archived)

Meat?

;)

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Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:51, archived)

that's the one, meat-feast, but it's not funny when you point it out

(like it ever was)

it's the old phonetic vs spelling pun debate

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spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:56, archived)

It was a Donner King pun...

...no, that one doesn't work. (Damn! it's my favourite type of pizza and all.)

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:41, archived)

haha

quality, my mind is slow tonight

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Reginald Von Hammercock, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:34, archived)

have a dirty cheeky night night roasting of peas...

night night

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:27, archived)

arf!

'night...

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:28, archived)

blimeh!

attacked!

night

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eponymous Oh!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:30, archived)

hehe!

more cats goddamnit!

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tweaknik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:31, archived)

I got a fever

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:54, archived)

More

cowbell, sir?

(DeletedDeleted, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:04, archived)

I gotta have more cowbell, baby!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:08, archived)

double team!

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Reginald Von Hammercock, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:32, archived)

"LOL"

that was my favourite bit of the comedy-pet type-thing
and you've made it better!

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lemonhead, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:32, archived)

after several years of owning a complete bastard of a cat

i can hear that loud and clear, the noise of pointy claw against vulnerable flesh

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:29, archived)

*roffles*

panowie!

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:30, archived)

that's very woo

and it's not often i think that about a post with that boring fucking frog

w/y/h/d

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spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:30, archived)

brilliant!

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:32, archived)

now that I like

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bleepbloop, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:43, archived)

another from today! (awaits abuse)

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spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:27, archived)

Hahaha

Ace! Woo!

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:27, archived)

Rogers Spacehog with a goose...

... there hows that for abuse!

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:28, archived)

you're a poet,

and you don't realise it

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spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:29, archived)

cor I am

coq au van

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:31, archived)

nicely done my friend

may your skills never end

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spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:33, archived)

Indeed its true

hallibut

shit

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:35, archived)

*mourns teh skillz*

arf!

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spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:36, archived)

I admire your rhyming,
But fuck knows your timing is shit,
For a bit,
And the world is declining,
Interminably.

/Bejtamen

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:39, archived)

that's very cool that is

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spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:41, archived)

thanks

i made it up myself.

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:46, archived)

you finally admitted it

you modest old fool you

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spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:51, archived)

What?

You love teh cock in the van?

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:39, archived)

hohoho

yesss.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:32, archived)

haha!

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lemonhead, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:34, archived)

this

I
like

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:45, archived)

Mathilda is a strange old bird

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:27, archived)

you forgot.

~~cock.~~
never mind.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:28, archived)

Teh cock!

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:34, archived)

Chickenflaps.

yay!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:32, archived)

arf!

*loons*

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eponymous Oh!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:32, archived)

Aaarf!

Marvel Arse

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The Neville What what what, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:36, archived)

Cor

.. aint teh Olsen Twins like dead sexeh adn that, and legal now too

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:24, archived)

yes, yes they are

especially the one on the right.

no, the one on the left
no wait! The one on the right.

...left

/can't decide

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spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:25, archived)

well, the one with

or without the drug problem and eating disorder? Does that help at all...?

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pep, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:26, archived)

everyone knows

theyre both the same

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Reginald Von Hammercock, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:27, archived)

yes!

in that case, the one on the...

...nope

why must i be so choosy?

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spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:28, archived)

both?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:26, archived)

pssst...

... checked them Glasto tickets lately?

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:27, archived)

gah!

but how did you.... where have they.... ?

Gah!

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spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:31, archived)

I have eaten them...

... with a glass of .. tizer

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:46, archived)

nooooooo!

anything but tizer!

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spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:01, archived)

Is anyone still looking here?

Can I say I'd do dirty things to them so they would find it hard to walk and make their lovely pristine skin moist and clammy with my man juices!

no ones still looking here surely

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:31, archived)

Yes; you just did say that.

And we are looking. We're on to you. We know when you might commit benefit fraud. We know your real opinion of the Israeli military. We know you smoke cannabis. We know you parked on double yellows the other day and got away with it. We know you should be careful, or you might have an 'accident' soon....

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:37, archived)

We know you avoid paying the TV licence

by rowing a small boat out to sea on a stormy night and watching telly under a blanket

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spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:44, archived)

oh fuck they onto all my schemes

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:45, archived)

shit

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:44, archived)

oh crap and he lives in teh same city as me

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:47, archived)

ahaha one of the fire alarms are going off in another block

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:21, archived)

HOORAY

teh Mongoose lives! Good Man

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:22, archived)

mangoes possibly?

^^woo image!

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Reginald Von Hammercock, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:23, archived)

the mongoose lives two floors down

he escaped fine

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:23, archived)

bless em

they are all of the cleverness

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Reginald Von Hammercock, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:24, archived)

The Mongoose..

... was in teh Mangoes from teh Mongroves

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:25, archived)

Hahahaha

hahahaha. Good work

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:23, archived)

mangoes

natures most unstable fruit

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:23, archived)

go and watch the pritty flames then

they'll never know it was you

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:23, archived)

i'm not an arsonist

just an excitable pyromaniac =)

makes a change for another flat to have the fire alarm, we had ours set off 3 times last month. IOncluding one time where the system bust and they couldnt switch it off.

FIRE ALARMS RIGHT IN YOUR EARS TIL HALF 6 IN THE MORNING ARE NOT FUN.

*ends rant*

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:27, archived)

Tell me about it.

They used the fire alarm to get us up for the Hall Photo. I woke up after suddenly having a nightmare about an air-raid, staggered downstairs, shivered outside till they shut the bugger off (15 minutes!) then went upstairs, felt sick, had the D.T.s and missed the photo altogether.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:31, archived)

He knows the fire drill

and follows it to the letter

1: MANGOES FIRST!
2: See number 1 untill all mangoes have been removed from danger
3: Burn to death whilst trying to ensure number 2 has been achieved
4:
5: Profit

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:26, archived)

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:16, archived)

DISCO CLOUD INFERNO.

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Comma, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:17, archived)

Lesbian spank inferno?

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abandonnship, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:26, archived)

we can only hope

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:29, archived)

i would

do the same if i were him

lovely stuff

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Reginald Von Hammercock, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:17, archived)

I've had those moments.

woo, like.

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Shiksa, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:17, archived)

OOOH, pretty clouds!

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:17, archived)

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:19, archived)

I can see up his arse

or is it hers?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:19, archived)

It is hers

but its now on him

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:20, archived)

is that his dick?

:oS

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:21, archived)

Forked Monkey Cock!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:22, archived)

It's willow the wisp

on an acid trip with a steaming great erection!

and a tail

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:22, archived)

TELEPORT!!!!!1

/jumps through

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:19, archived)

Lesson:

Monkeys can tear space-time at will.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:29, archived)

This is me...

Scary eh?

(Ivan The Mad, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:14, archived)

Not really, no.

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Comma, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:15, archived)

You certainly

live up to your name... ;-)

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:15, archived)

Yes I do

And it really is me...

(Ivan The Mad, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:17, archived)

I just wanked into a vase

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:16, archived)

Cor...

.. sexy

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:16, archived)

Nice one lad. Thanks for sharing, like

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:16, archived)

The chrysanthemums will be blooming.

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Comma, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:17, archived)

Having trouble keeping

your plants happy again?

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:17, archived)

Poor Plants

My Salvia plants dont like the air comditioning...

(Ivan The Mad, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:19, archived)

*applauds*

But thats not meant in any way as encouragement.

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The Neville What what what, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:17, archived)

I had to empty my vase last week

Nearly kicked it over by mistake, and we all know what a persistant stain semen is

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:18, archived)

I found a maggot on my leg earlier

at a point in my day that gave the experience potent existential meaning. Then I smushed it and went back to playing Burt Bacharch songs on the piano.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:19, archived)

I got a maggot in the post.

It was dead.
So I put it in my bedside cabinet.
Next thing I know, my wife's thrashing around in bed and I wind up pulling loads of the little fuckers out of the bedclothes and flinging them against the wall, where they splatter. Then I open up the cupboard and the dead maggot has been resurrected and dances around in the pores of my mutant baby's skin, getting bigger all the time, then...

...oh wait, that wasn't me, it was Henry from Eraserhead.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:21, archived)

Jack Nance is the man

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:25, archived)

Aye.

Him'n his hair.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:26, archived)

You should rent "I Don't Know Jack"

He was a pretty cool dude, though he had a rather sad life. His death was an unsolved homicide. The movie is rather up beat.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:29, archived)

just looked on imdb

and I'll definitely try and get that!

"My dog... barks some..."

(Lynch fan)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:41, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

what the fuck?

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:22, archived)

I think I picked it up bringing up the trash can from the curb

I hope it wasn't from the fucking bio-hazard of a mess I have in my room right now

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:27, archived)

which was nice

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spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:22, archived)

not the one with the ashes

please, not the one with the ashes

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spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:19, archived)

yessssss

and the undead spawn of night shall RIIISE!

muwhhhahahhahahahaaa

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:20, archived)

no!!!!!!!!!

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spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:22, archived)

no no

i find you rather attractive

a/l? ;)

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Reginald Von Hammercock, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:16, archived)

(filename)!

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:17, archived)

Horn.

Twice.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:18, archived)

you big gayer!

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:20, archived)

his, not mine, silly!

*pouts*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:21, archived)

*puckers*

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:22, archived)

this is

tragic

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tweaknik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:27, archived)

best reply ever

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Shiksa, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:32, archived)

One more

(Cadavre Exquis Ms. Lully Biscuits!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:11, archived)

uncanny

but still, yay!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:18, archived)

GAY SHI(A)FT!!!

(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:09, archived)

indeed

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spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:11, archived)

Oh NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111eleventhousandonehundredandeleven

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:12, archived)

...

HE HAS A BEADLE HAND!

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The Neville What what what, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:08, archived)

*oh noes*!!!

(Deus_Ed, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:08, archived)

that's a croissant

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:09, archived)

haha!

perfect

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lemonhead, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:10, archived)

You have desmugged the smug bastard!

/resmugs the thread with a filthy repost

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:10, archived)

fuckin ace!

I wonder where his hand is going...

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:11, archived)

I'm not sure. He learned the trick from the Fonz...

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:12, archived)

Ah, Lord Fonzington.

Thou hast taught us so much.

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Comma, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:16, archived)

hahahah woo!

how are your anims always so smooth? howtheysosmooth??

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spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:20, archived)

Hehehehe

Bestest thing ever

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The Neville What what what, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:12, archived)

It's a bit like the opposite of a Pez Dispenser.....

surely it's not healthy to swallow all those cigars.

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mxw8 Needs to learn about Time Management.... later on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:12, archived)

He doesn't swallow them,

he clearly uses his hand to pull them through his system. He's dead felxible like

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:19, archived)

that rocks!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:19, archived)

(

*shifts into gay*

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Shiksa, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:07, archived)

ironic when i, a poof without the flounce

only ever start posting at this hour

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:07, archived)

ghey

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:10, archived)

yeah well

moi aussi, mon ami.

it's a matter of principle.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:15, archived)

Let's all come out!

me too!

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my name is will, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:16, archived)

*dances*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:30, archived)

*shuffles feet uncomfortably for a few minutes then goes to the bar to avoid having to dance*

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my name is will, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:35, archived)

* logs on *

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thirsty a rare visitor these days, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:11, archived)

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:03, archived)

i imagine it to be a sort of belch *niiiing*

nicely

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eponymous Oh!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:04, archived)

if burping toads turn you on

you keep on imagining it dearie

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:06, archived)

'Ello!

I think someone broke into my house while I was at work, switched all the lights on and fucked off!

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Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:07, archived)

Mwahahhaaa

Again I illuminate another unsuspecting fool.. when will raqmpage of terror end

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:09, archived)

*pelts you with the energy saving lightbulb of dim longevity*

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:10, archived)

ZOMG!

OHNOES I am teh p3lt3D!

sorry

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:11, archived)

last night someone broke into my house

and replaced all my belongings with exact replicas.

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:20, archived)

the bastard

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eponymous Oh!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:26, archived)

i thought

that meant 'dessert'

i was expecting leaping sticky toffee puddings and such

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Reginald Von Hammercock, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:06, archived)

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