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# Where is my other sock?
(Mr. Bob Christmas = Mince Pies!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:50, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:51, archived)
# yikes!
*fears sockbadgers*

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:51, archived)
# Hatstand
completely blimmin hatstand.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:51, archived)
# HELLO DAVE!
(I helped save b3ta! The Sisko I hate the whole world, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:52, archived)
# Want to buy
some pegs, Dave?


woo
(I helped save b3ta! Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:59, archived)
# arf!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:52, archived)
# Haha
Woo!
(Andy-, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:53, archived)
# Mrs. Dave will not be best pleased.
brilliantly hatstand.

ah reminds me of good ol' Dessert Badger

(Tarquin., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:57, archived)
# Sock down!
Is Dessert Badger affiliated with the sock-cops?
(Mr. Bob Christmas = Mince Pies!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:10, archived)
# brain emo
(I helped save b3ta! Box of Rabbits, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:50, archived)
# Ha ha!
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:51, archived)
# how
now?
(I helped save b3ta! Box of Rabbits, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:52, archived)
# Brown cow?
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:52, archived)
# yes
......brroowwnn...cooww
(I helped save b3ta! Box of Rabbits, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:53, archived)
# you called?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:56, archived)
# merciful
heavens
(I helped save b3ta! Box of Rabbits, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:56, archived)
# Yikes, it's the phantom pizza flinger of old Cambridge town!
Shame he doesn't come around here no more!
Hard Hats save heads!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:02, archived)
# he has been a sly off and gone to 4rthur
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:15, archived)
# None
Let the fuckers cry in the dark!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:52, archived)
# pfffft
Leningrad won`t be pleased ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:52, archived)
# *ascared*
/sarcasm
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:55, archived)
# would he
happen to be an eno fan?
(I helped save b3ta! Box of Rabbits, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:56, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry for lack of optimization
view image
(VashTheStampede http://www.b3ta.com/features/howtopoachanegg/, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry] This is a b3tan...

so only a celeb on here (as far as I know)
oh, and ... erm....
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:48, archived)
# ooh
shes quite fit
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:53, archived)
# big spam though
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:56, archived)
# aww
so cute :)
(TuxPixie the linux fairy, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:10, archived)
# he heh heh
i like the chewy one
(softporn 70's sink fixer, Tue 21 Jun 2005, 5:22, archived)
# Did BlackCat ever finish
this?
Check It

This was my attempt, but I couldn't post it at the time you Nazis know, due to me being a n00b 'n all

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:47, archived)
# BOOOOOOBIES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:48, archived)
# *rapes anally*
EDIT: Lovely pic BTW
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:49, archived)
# Ow




[Edit] mmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:51, archived)
# Not sure
but I'm pretty sure BlackCat was drawing and not cut/pasting. Still, looks noice.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:49, archived)
# Yes
I know, but I can't draw to save my life.

So I don't.

Especially if my life is in danger in some way.
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:50, archived)
# looks verr cool
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:50, archived)
# Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! The Sisko I hate the whole world, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:50, archived)
# I like that
woo
Don't fucking touch me
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:11, archived)
# sorry for biggish....
Morks prayers finally answered.....



fwaps......

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:42, archived)
# arf
am trying to wok out what she's mouthing

I got "Mia Hubbia"?
(Betty Bo Bibster, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:44, archived)
# "butterbeans"
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:45, archived)
#
first bit is definately an "mmu" sound

mutterbeans?
(Betty Bo Bibster, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:47, archived)
# It's a sexy nun!
She's saying "Mother Mary"!!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:50, archived)
# She's saying
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my Father. Prepare to.....bump and grind!"
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:04, archived)
# *prepares!*



*prepares too hard*
*mops up*
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:10, archived)
# BA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING BWAAAP BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA
.. maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:47, archived)
# *fetches shovel*
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:49, archived)
# planting a mango tree?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:51, archived)
# Yes!
Mango?
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:53, archived)
# I think she's saying
'can I stop yet' over and over again...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:47, archived)
# mmmm bendy.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:44, archived)
# i recognise that little french bitch
Alizée
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:46, archived)
# Coo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:46, archived)
# morks been praying for an underage french pop star?

dirty bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:47, archived)
# source pic
for da girl?
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:56, archived)
# don't tell me,
it's for a new pic you're working on, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:59, archived)
# i like
a good fwap..bandwagon..
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:00, archived)
# Can't remember
but you can have her anyway....



(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:04, archived)
# ta
muchly
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Kit

Moss
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:39, archived)
# i bet it gos out with pete dog-erty
you know, they guy with the katnip addiction.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:41, archived)
# so that's where JJ
steals his ideas gets his inspiration.

WOO YAY - MORE KATE MOSS (i.e. feed her up a bit so there's more of her)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:41, archived)
# go on Kate
have a pie... you know you want to
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:44, archived)
# hehe, i'd have said Cat Moss ;)
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:41, archived)
# so would
I if I had got here fricken sooner. Oh and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:47, archived)
# noice
:)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:42, archived)
# you... could .....
maybe ....


pan down a bit with that camera?

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:43, archived)
# I got into a lot of trouble for that sort of thing....
:@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:44, archived)
# talking of odd faces.
Is is just me, or is it weird face friday on the BBC news home page?
(trimprop, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:45, archived)
# Churches are people too. Sort of.


Clicekekekekedly me!
(I helped save b3ta! FinestLittleSpace, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:36, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:38, archived)
# arf
don't forget that Nazi gold was just resting in the vatican account
(Betty Bo Bibster, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:40, archived)
# Arthur
does have a striking resemblance to Adolf

woo to the site
(I helped save b3ta! xHellfire was here on, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Go on then, I'll have a go.

Make it bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:36, archived)
# hahahaha!
how queer gere!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:47, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Repost(s) for compo


and



Perhaps more witch's familiars than pets... but then again that's perhaps more appropriate!
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:34, archived)
# haha! fantastic!
i get the overwhelming urge to stamp on the prescott frog..
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:38, archived)
# Ta!
I don't think I'd be adverse to putting down some rat poison in the vicinity of Howard either
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:39, archived)
# heh, indeed
although, i quite like rats, one of my friends used to have one as a pet.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:41, archived)
# Arf!
this, or inflate him with a bike pump until he pops!
Hard Hats save heads!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:40, archived)
# yes, even better!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:42, archived)
# that rat is
splended congratulations. i pronounce you the winner of the compotition. As ive never actually seen who wins thease things. i might as well pick one myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 22 Jun 2005, 11:23, archived)
[challenge entry] I think he's fair game now...


... 18 stone of arse more like
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:33, archived)
# 18 stone - my arse!
I'm nudging 18 stone and he's at least twice the size of me!

And his new programmes sh1t!

But woo to your Vegas Pig!

Hard Hats save heads!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:36, archived)
# he may
be 18 stone after a good shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:44, archived)
# No, but the shit might be.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:40, archived)
# Is that
shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:43, archived)
# Certainly is...
... not my best work tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:04, archived)
# Behold..!
The terrifying truth!


especially when you see pics of a young tony...


and have you ever seen them together?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:29, archived)
# hahaha
this prime minister goes to number 11...and wees in Gordon's tea

EDIT I am so annoyed I have a pic and cannot post the damn thing on msngroups
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:31, archived)
# tinypic.com
!
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:54, archived)
# ha-ha!
That sir, is a cast iron case in my book.
(joe_merchandise, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:35, archived)
# Have you
considered Peter Duncan as a prime doppelganger?
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:39, archived)
# I was thinking exactly that for the young Tony.
I shouldn't have bothered cos you did it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:42, archived)
# The proof,


edit: put young Tony in instead. Christonabike, that's uncanny.
(joe_merchandise, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:46, archived)
# Ha ha!
He's being eaten by Flumps!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:54, archived)
# Ha ha!
The patron saint of quality footwear!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:45, archived)
# hahaha!
he's the Prime Minister that's one better than the rest of his predesessors, he goes to 11 (downing street)
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Blessed cat,
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

never shuts up...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:29, archived)
# Haha thats suberb
exactly what id expect blessed to look like as a cat "MMMMMMMEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:33, archived)
[challenge entry] I like that
I'm not going to waste a thread on my compo repost (plus it's a bindun), but many of my customers suffered while I worked on this instead, so here goes:

(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:35, archived)
# MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!

That's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:37, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Teh pun, teh pun!
(Pseudonym, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:26, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
WOFL!!!!1111!!!one!!!eleven!!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:33, archived)
# Ooooh
Very good. Your WOFL made me ROFL.
(Pseudonym, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry] robin cook always looked a bit like a ferret to me
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Uncanny.


apologies for size
(I helped save b3ta! shin0r, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:20, archived)
# what
an appropriate name for her dog..

woo!
(radja, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:21, archived)
# thats more than fucking lucky
sigh.™
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:22, archived)
# here ya go....
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:23, archived)
# heheh
took me ages to get that. duuuh
(I helped save b3ta! shin0r, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:26, archived)
# yeahaz....
its a bit subtle allright :-)

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:27, archived)
# but not gay
and that makes it all right, is it,
is it im not sure
better consult the daily mail for the facts....

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:29, archived)
# ??
i dont get it....
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:32, archived)
# or
you're just a bit bold
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:30, archived)
# you managed to get a ticket to next years F.A. cup final!
wow
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:33, archived)
# just me on that one then
...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:40, archived)
# *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:42, archived)
# Looks like...
she dropped her Pringles at the moment of impact.
(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:33, archived)
# bloody hell
I laughed like a drain at this one. Totally wrong.
(staggs28, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 16:09, archived)
# quick one before I go out...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:20, archived)
# and aerosmith?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:21, archived)
# nope, they had the day off
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:21, archived)
# blair tap
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:19, archived)
# separated at birth?

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:48, archived)
# I drew a zebra in mspaint!

find the memes..!
(devilstick, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:18, archived)
# There they are!
*points*





Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:21, archived)
# There are five...
(devilstick, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:21, archived)
# I sees
at least seven and I'm a myopic twunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:24, archived)
# they would be
"mainely" on the top...

arf..

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:21, archived)
# thats most woosum
in fact it borders on the
bazoo

edit: whats the one bang in the center of
his forehead?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:22, archived)
# That's the almighty Svenno
and his lunchbox of destiny
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:28, archived)
# oooooooh,
ver' ver' clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:26, archived)
# My God
It's full of Memes!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:27, archived)

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