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# inspiration
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:31, archived)
# Hahahah
Woo!
(David S Green, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:32, archived)
# Huge Arf!
That made me laugh most heartily.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:34, archived)
# spot the mis-heard lyric?
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:35, archived)
# is it
voodoo chile?

or 'i wanna kiss this guy?'
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:37, archived)
# Close...
"'scuse me, / while I kiss this guy / on his bell end."

Something to that effect.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:38, archived)
# always good if you're bored...
www.kissthisguy.com
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:39, archived)
# something about
blah blah while I kiss this guy?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:38, archived)
# yes to you all!
excuse me while I kiss the sky / kiss this guy

purple haze
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:44, archived)
# An excuse for an elderly repost
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:46, archived)
# arf
I went to see his grave in Paris

it was stoned

sha-boom!
(Betty Bo Bibster, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:52, archived)
# ooh, me too!
(whatsinaname, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:57, archived)
# Woo to you
and your Next Generation font.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:35, archived)
# well spotted that man
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:37, archived)
# It excites
a certain area of my parietal lobe. Unmistakeable.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:39, archived)
# Hahahaha!
That's so silly.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a Mystic from the Dark Crystal and his pet, Roger Waters
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:29, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:30, archived)
# i usually hate all that "heroic fantasy" stuff
but here...me likey
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:30, archived)
# Roger Waters? That guy's sold out big time
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:31, archived)
# pffft
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:35, archived)
# if he had a haircut
roger would bare more than a passing resemblance to that cock knocker of the highest order Simon Cowell
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:36, archived)
# or Richard "Hamster Dance" Gere
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:43, archived)
# i always thought that
then i saw him on stage and it's true. True I tell ye!
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:45, archived)
# hahahahahaha
that's wonderful
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:48, archived)
# Which
is which?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:31, archived)
# Yaaay!
Dun my first colouring in (that's coloring for Americans).
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:29, archived)
# Very nice...
Now tidy away your crayons. There's a good Blerk.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:35, archived)
# *sticks crayons up bum*
Done!
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:38, archived)
# WOO!
he'll have hours of fun with a lawn that big
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:37, archived)
# Wicked bastards
Dont look into it's eye's

i7.photobucket.com/albums/y266/takemerufflyfrombehind/bigpenguinface.jpg
(The.Third.Matrix.Twin, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:23, archived)
# nice photobucket account name!
edit: yes, BEWARE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:24, archived)
# hahahahaha
what's in it?
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:26, archived)
# Penguin is a alien?
(Andy-, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:24, archived)
# Run for your life
Punguins are just evill bastards. i dont know wether or not thy're aliens though
(The.Third.Matrix.Twin, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:31, archived)
# PENGUIN IS A ALIEN!


BEWARE!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:25, archived)
# Mindpiss.
Hello, have you got your Jaffas and Irn-Bru yet?
(Andy-, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:33, archived)
# jaffas
What?
(The.Third.Matrix.Twin, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:49, archived)
# PENGUIN IS A ALIEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:26, archived)
#


BEWARE!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:28, archived)
#








*BEWARE's from a distance*
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:29, archived)
# Yinkls!
rrrruuff! rrruff! rrrruff!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:30, archived)
# Gordon Ramsay's Jam Nightmares

JAM JAM JAM JAM JAM JAM JAM

This week Effie has somehow managed to get into Gordon Ramsay's
kitchen. She's selling a wide variety of delicious homemade jam for 8 pee
per jar...Gordon wants to buy a jar of raspberry, a jar of gooseberry,
a jar of blackcurrant and a jar of rhubarb jam, that's four jars of jam!...but he
only has 24 pee!
Can Gordon talk Effie into throwing in a free jar of jam or is he going to have to
make the biggest decision of his life?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:19, archived)
# Bacon!
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacooooooon
(shortschairleaflet, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:21, archived)
# THE ALMIGHTY JAM!
Behold it's power.. and mighty powers they are indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:22, archived)
# oh no
he might have to sleep with her to get the free jam!!!

what if she says yes and offers him some apricot jam, bu then in teh morning only gives him some marmaladey jam..

this is vere stressful
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:25, archived)
# *soothes*
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:26, archived)
# Yay for Jam!
Woo!
(Andy-, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:23, archived)
# jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmm!
i do like these.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:24, archived)
# Yay!!
*sings uncensored version of the Jam song*
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:25, archived)
# is it just me or....
does Gorden Ramsey look like he's made of the remnants of a leather coat...
(GOTO:10 dropped out, logged on and jacked off., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:26, archived)
# Now you mention it,
he does.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:27, archived)
# He has a forehead
like a wrinkly foreskin
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:27, archived)
# is she
the beatties wife? imagine the offspring
(prostheses, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:31, archived)
# No, Flo's Beattie's wife
this is Effie Jamlady, but if they did breed atleast all the kids would have napkins to stop all the jam dripping off their chins onto their clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:36, archived)
# I must ask, despite not caring...
is his reality show being aired in the UK?
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:37, archived)
[challenge entry] prince charles pets never lasted long
(I helped save b3ta! bertisfantastic bert is a sleepy bear, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:19, archived)
# first class ticket
to lucifers front door, my good sir
(I helped save b3ta! Box of Rabbits, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:20, archived)
# hehe...
nawwty but nice.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:25, archived)
[challenge entry] This?
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha, winner!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:20, archived)
# ha!
k9 doth rocketh!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:22, archived)
# hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Megalowho? feeds beefburgers to swans, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:24, archived)
# Winner
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:33, archived)
# Brilliant!
(utter)
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 18:34, archived)
# hes great with the wee ones
(I helped save b3ta! Box of Rabbits, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:15, archived)
# I like that a lot.
Nicely done Squire.

woo.
(Tarquin., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:16, archived)
# youve prob
all seen that photo a million times due mainly to it being the first result to 'blair' on the Googleimagesearch
(I helped save b3ta! Box of Rabbits, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:18, archived)
# lacking__________ sigh.™
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:12, archived)
# Bill Murray?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:20, archived)
# nah,
that guy who used to host wheel of fortune....
(GOTO:10 dropped out, logged on and jacked off., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:28, archived)
# oh yeah him!
he has a pickled onion for a girlfriend you know
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:44, archived)
# Pah. My Internet is broken again
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:11, archived)
# Although I have seen that damned (source) pic so many times
This makes me larf like a goon!!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:12, archived)
# And so is the board.
Just had a b0rk message. Happy fridays.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:12, archived)
# The board's all sticky,
someone spilled jam all over it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:21, archived)
# Effie!!!!
Bad Effie!!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:28, archived)
# Mmmmmm. b0rkberry jam!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:33, archived)
# arf!
i didn't expect something THAT cool to come up from such a boring sourcepic
you rule!
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:13, archived)
# *blinks*
Woo!
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:13, archived)
# hahahhahaha
I love that picture more than is natural
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:13, archived)
# that am actually
velly funny.

weld on.
(I helped save b3ta! bigshape like a glove!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:13, archived)
# very woo
but I think i'll need some monitor wipes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:14, archived)
# Hahaha,
very nicely :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:15, archived)
# yipe!
you've done summat with it, i just don't know what...

woo
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:16, archived)
# you are a fking winna
bless you
(preston.::.outatime, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:51, archived)
# i laughed
till my arse fell off
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:21, archived)
# Return Of The Jar Jar
(Smudger, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:11, archived)
# kill it.
hard!

Have yourself a woo though
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:11, archived)
# Thangewverrymarch
Ta
(Smudger, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:12, archived)
# So here
is the skinny. I know what you Nazis stout chaps are like when it comes to pearoasting but there are a few persons like myself. Relatively infrequent posters due to the fact that we are talentless bastards who just like to bask in the humour and vitriol warmth of this community. Therefore we have a limited body of work, and when we post the little efforts that we do sometimes we post them in the twighlight zone. That time in between the psychotically effevescent dayshift retiring to their lairs and the blanket shuffling mental midgets of the nightshift slithering from their pits. As such said doodled shite work is barely viewed. So to bring a point to this ramble and just so that you dont call me a complete
twunt
I am shamelessly pearosting my two meagre efforts from last 'ning and will await your scorn with glee.
imaginary friend
the Gaytag boys

Well it made me laff and was the only way I could post the above without being directed to the talk board.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:06, archived)
#

www.b3ta.com/talk
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:08, archived)
# there is
no need for that!
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:09, archived)
# ;p
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:09, archived)
# I am sure
that there is some significance in posting a message of nothingness but I am afraid to ask.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:10, archived)
# It is the B3tan equivelant of shrugging
one's shoulders usually.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:17, archived)
# ^this
It's also used to denote speechlessness or to use a better term 'threadlessness*'

*Copywrite of 'threadlessness' as new word by OldWhit 2005
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:22, archived)
# ....or you could have spent the time it took to write all that
making a new picture?
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:10, archived)
# But you must
have missed the phrase 'talentless bastard' in there. Ok I get the message. I'll fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:11, archived)
# practice, practice
more of the same quality would be fine - i for one liked 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:25, archived)
# Threa...



*wanders off*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:10, archived)
# *follows*
Fear_keyring
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:26, archived)
# Well
Number two made me titter the first time and has again. So have another woo you pearoasting whore you.
(Tarquin., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:11, archived)
# best post of today
and i mean that°)
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:12, archived)
# Oh,
a ranter - just like the funny old cider-drinking geezer in my local Tesco car park :¬)


*settles down to watch the funny man*

EDIT: The top one tickled my frosset pouch :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:13, archived)
# if it is
Tesco Hammersmith and he has a ginger beard it could well be me.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:14, archived)
# well, you got more replies than my last post.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:13, archived)
# I liked the yellow blob pic
so ner :p
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:14, archived)
# New drinking game


Maybe it has been done already...
(Yvo, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:05, archived)
# mmmmm... beeer
:)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:10, archived)
# BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:21, archived)
# I like you
you're good
Fear_keyring
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:29, archived)
# messing about with vectoryness
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:04, archived)
# What a lovely house.
Woo to that.
(Tarquin., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:05, archived)
# Lovely colours.
What did you do it in?

If you say 'Just my underpants', I'll spang you.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:06, archived)
# a giant floral mumu
*awaits spang*
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:09, archived)
# *winds arm back to Cornwall*
*SPANG!*
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:13, archived)
# flash
is what it was done in
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:16, archived)
# very nice
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:06, archived)
# Very nice.
Woo to this!

Is it a bubble factory?
(Andy-, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:06, archived)
# you are the bastard son of mushybees
aicmfp!

also WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:06, archived)
# gah
its hard to get away from the mushybees thing
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:11, archived)
# maybe some kind of court order
or a high profile child molestation trial?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:14, archived)
# ha ha
i think its best for all of us if he is put down
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:19, archived)
# smashing
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:08, archived)
# Up and down the Batpole...

feeling purile today, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:03, archived)
# The question is...
Is he thinking about Catwoman or Robin?
(Tarquin., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:04, archived)
# robin and catwoman!
together! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:20, archived)
# Arf!
Boom boom tisch!Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:04, archived)
# WANK IT!
WANK IT HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:05, archived)
# Andrew likes nothing more then a freshly mown lawn
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:02, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:04, archived)
# go mow
merman
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:05, archived)
# hehe
he`s class
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:12, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:12, archived)
# Don't know what to say about it really...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:57, archived)
# I will say
Woo.

Then I shall wash my hands.
*washes*
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:00, archived)
# pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:05, archived)
# still genuinely looks like cher!
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:11, archived)
[challenge entry] neigh
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:57, archived)
# SPONG!
here`s one the missus made:



she has more hummus than me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:13, archived)
# yes yes yes
she made my day°)
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:19, archived)
# FLIRT!

:p
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:25, archived)

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