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# fur and fins
I'm new, it's the first day I'm allowed to post, so please be gentle. Heres my first contribution, plenty more on its way...

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(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:09, archived)
# there is something fishy
about these last two posts!


(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:11, archived)
# wagh!
 
I guess that lives up to your user-name.

woo!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:12, archived)
# blimey guv'nor
that's rare

ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:14, archived)
# Its a good start, wellicome
make another pic today and people will be, in the words of Jesus, 'well chuffed'
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:14, archived)
# most strange
welcome
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:15, archived)
# that's giving me the heebie jeebies

so you're on the right track, keep it up
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:19, archived)
# Well
it scared and confused me. You'll probably fit in very well!

Hurrah and welcome!
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:22, archived)
# Welcome and woo to your strange pic
What's the font in the header? I was trying to find one like that for my CBBC shops.
(Pachey, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:23, archived)
# font
it's called ghostmeat
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:25, archived)
# Thank you.
.
(Pachey, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:31, archived)
# Welcome Doctor
Woo to your pic and here's to many more

*raises cup of super strong coffee*
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:25, archived)
# keeping my da vinci theme....
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(TallJim, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:07, archived)
# i just finished reading it last night.

and i was thinking the same thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:08, archived)
# did noone watch that program that proved that it was a load of bullshit
the only thing they couldn't disprove is that the grail is under a church in ireland. Dan Brown is a complete penis
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:11, archived)
# Oh. My. God.
Are you saying that this fictional novel IS NOT TRUE?????

*dies*
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:12, archived)
# Yes, but you'd be surprised how many people think its true
including Dan Brown himself
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:13, archived)
# i think the thing most people think
is that is has the possibility of being true.
which makes it interesting. but not. because he was normal it doesn't make his descendents any more special than you or I.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:16, archived)
# it could be true
maybe the new ford 'age of aqurius' adverts contain the meaning of the true grail.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:21, archived)
# This.
.
(Pachey, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:13, archived)
# but according to him
it's somewhere else.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:13, archived)
# it's a fictional novel

f-i-c-t-i-o-n-a-l
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:16, archived)
# marmelade
m-a-r-m-a-l-a-d-e

bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:17, archived)
# PO - TAY - TOES!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:18, archived)
# buddha

b-u-t-t-e-r
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:18, archived)
# i can't believe
that's not buddha.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:19, archived)
# Yeah, its just a fat guy
with a big grin.

Lets rub his belly for luck!
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:21, archived)
# actually buddha takes many shapes and sizes in the different cultures he inhabits.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:23, archived)
# Yeah but no but yeah but no but...
He stated at the beginning that his portrayal of certain things was accurate when it clearly wasn't.

I think that's what people have an issue with.
(Pachey, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:22, archived)
# whay can't people just have an issue
with the fact it is a shite book anyway?



(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha!


Hello. Are you going to do another BBC 'shop soon?

(Pachey, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:30, archived)
# too much
work to do this morning, but maybe later... maybe...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:36, archived)
# I did one . . .
www.b3ta.com/board/5167308


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:40, archived)
# I saw that!
And the 'down t'pits' bit made me giggle.

: )
(Pachey, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:43, archived)
# not really
as is my understanding theres a page that says FACT:
Then has a list of things which he things are facts.
The rest of the novel should be taken as fictional.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:30, archived)
# though
either way you look at it it's a bunch of noxious arse
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:55, archived)
# hoho!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:09, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:49, archived)
# I don't want to say "Bin Dun"
But the fact there's a published lampoon (as is the style these days) with a similar name kind of defeats your efforts.
But nice try.

www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0575077190/qid=1127812450/sr=8-2/ref=pd_bbs_2/202-6120777-9786247
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:13, archived)
# For my 1000th post, I thought a pun was appropriate...
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I'd just like to say how much I've enjoyed being here and that I'm looking forward to my next 1000 posts. Hopefully they won't be as full of shite.
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:03, archived)
# I say to that Congratulabmantations!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:05, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!
Have a Woo! and a pun!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:05, archived)
# ning nang noo


(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:06, archived)
# 'ning!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:09, archived)
# I think that's the same chicken
as I used!
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:06, archived)
# so you did . . .

obviously the funniest chicken in the world!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:07, archived)
# puntastic good sir


(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:05, archived)
# NO WAY!

really!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:06, archived)
# really
Blimey oh riley where my exact words


(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:08, archived)
# Can I teach it to tune a banjo before you mong it all up?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:10, archived)
# it will be called
banjolina for a girl and graham darren alfred earnest for a boy


(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:12, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!

I wouldn't put it past you . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:17, archived)
# wsan't that the tag line for the movie "Chicken Run"?
oh well, Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:06, archived)
# Yes, yes it was
But I'm sure everyone will agree that my animation skillz are far superior...
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:07, archived)
# heheh
 
woo! to you.

Just been browsing White Ninja:

www.whiteninjacomics.com/comics/glasses.shtml
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:07, archived)
# yeah, those last 1000 were full of shite, you should be ashamed of the crap you're posting, you're really dragging the standards of the board down
you cunt


:P

but I mean that in a nice way

bugger, just realised I missed my 7000th post

it was probably crap anyway
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:07, archived)
# Huzzah!
Well done you.
(Andy-, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:15, archived)
# Thank you!
*curtseys*
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:19, archived)
# hello
nice legs
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:18, archived)
# Thanks
you have a nice arse.


Oh, you meant the chicken...
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:20, archived)
# aren't you a chicken?
sorry then
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:20, archived)
# No
but I love the French word "Bof". Will you say "Bof" to me?
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:23, archived)
# BOF
BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF...enough?? no???
BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF BOF
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:34, archived)
# Hurrah!
*expires due to surfeit of Bof*
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:38, archived)
# hahahahaha ace!
Congrats! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:55, archived)
# Woo!
Happy 1000th!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:02, archived)
# i made a film of trains
www.zippyvideos.com/8430671321360606/traintest/*davew27


'ning
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:59, archived)
# I don't understand that ... strange that is ...
trains :
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:07, archived)
# unexpected that!
hi oco°)
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:19, archived)
# hi Olivier
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:37, archived)
# Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:08, archived)
# I really like that
It's kind of peaceful in a Thomas the Tank Engine way!
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:08, archived)
# Morning
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(TallJim, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:57, archived)
# Good Morning.
Leonardo-tastic!
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:59, archived)
# Y . . .
M C A!

Woo!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:00, archived)
# *chortles heartily*
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:04, archived)
# *bows again*
ta.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:06, archived)
# hehe ... morning
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:00, archived)
# BOB ROSS!
taking afro in . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:02, archived)
# Nothing beats the morning exercises
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:01, archived)
# I did a more subtle one...
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(TallJim, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:02, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:05, archived)
# hahaha
vitruvian man has a small cock.

it's true, i saw it written in a toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:05, archived)
# who wants a picture of a really fucking big worm?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:49, archived)
# I'd rather have "Dave the Facts" myself
/runs

/it could be a REALLY small packet of fags though?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:50, archived)
# Hehehe!

*scampers after GA*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:51, archived)
# meh

/mehs
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:52, archived)
# tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:53, archived)
# My life is now complete
*shoots self*
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:51, archived)
# shit
he's going for your fags!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:51, archived)
# That would make good bait
I have a bigger one living in my colon.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:52, archived)
# heheh
 
What's its name?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:56, archived)
# Trevor
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:57, archived)
# Nope
Donna.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:57, archived)
# Donna by day...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:58, archived)
# I call it Donna
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:57, archived)
# is Donna
big and fat from all the chips and mustard she eats?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:58, archived)
# She should be
but she's actually very long and skinny, sort of like tape.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:00, archived)
# I didn't know you spoke worm!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:57, archived)
# Well, you do now
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:58, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:01, archived)
# about 11ish
that's when the old folks leave and the sandwiches are free.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:03, archived)
# owl needs a dentist!
(discodaz *generic witty comment*, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:44, archived)
# heheheh
 
How true.

woo!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:45, archived)
# It's so sad
that no-one has learnt from Daniella Westbrook :-(

Hurrah for decayed owls!
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:46, archived)
# Hoot!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:49, archived)
# I didn't know you spoke owl!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:53, archived)
# Well, you do now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:53, archived)
# Twooo WooOoo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:57, archived)
# cunt!
don't say these things!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:59, archived)
# no, you misheard me!
I have a tawny accent, not snowy!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:03, archived)
# Grrrrrrrr! Rufff! Kill kitty kitty kitty!
Grrrr Grrrrrrr! cat snack gggrr-rrrufff!
Grrrrrrr
(Barney McGroo Please rate, comment and subscribe!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:24, archived)
# Woof! rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruff! howoooooo!
pnrneeeew!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:37, archived)
# I never knew you spoke dog!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:38, archived)
# Well you do now.
Morning, Fran.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:41, archived)
# Woof! Grrr!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:44, archived)
# You dirty shite!
enough of that talk.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:46, archived)
# Arf! arf!
Woo woowoowoo! Woooo!
(Barney McGroo Please rate, comment and subscribe!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:47, archived)
# Is this the one you're talking about?

(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:49, archived)
# *Humps Prune's leg*

Roowwwrrr!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:49, archived)
# Bad dave! bad dave! on your blanket!
*hits Dave with a rolled up newpaper*
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:51, archived)
# Yelp! whine!

whimperwhimper . . .

*pees in Prune's shoes*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:52, archived)
# *puts Dave down*
*Dave's too heavy*
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:53, archived)
# *Somehow, somewhere, Jimmy Tarbuck Smiles*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:54, archived)
# hoho!
Morning, Brother Doctor!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:56, archived)
# Morning! Brother Doctor!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:56, archived)
# Slobber slobber
*licks out eyeball*
(Barney McGroo Please rate, comment and subscribe!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:56, archived)
# *growls*
hehe

t'ra all
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:38, archived)
# b-byes!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:39, archived)
# Have a lovely day
:-)
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:39, archived)
# cheerio!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:40, archived)
# "hey man...
we gotta twitcher!!"
(I helped save b3ta! PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:50, archived)
# I like your user name..
what's the source?

*laughs at own joke*
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:40, archived)
# Who...
mine?
(Barney McGroo Please rate, comment and subscribe!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:42, archived)
# Yes!
It's lovely!
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:43, archived)
# Really?
Gosh! thank you very much!
(Barney McGroo Please rate, comment and subscribe!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:49, archived)
# Yesterday's sketch; inked and coloured......

Bigger
print
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:16, archived)
# Woo! Wicked!
it always puzzels me about mer-people, being a fish based life form why do they have mammary glands?

[edit]also, while i wouldn't even start to tell you how to draw, would it be possible for you to re-jig the pic a bit and make her tail fin translucent?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:18, archived)
# I never understood the manatee theory.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:20, archived)
# sailors, spending too long a time at sea
they'll shag anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:21, archived)
# to give us something to look at
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:20, archived)
# for titwanks
of course

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:21, archived)
# i answered my own question
www.b3ta.com/board/5167378
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:22, archived)
# But she doesn't
have nipples*, so perhaps they are some sort of swim bladder for bouyancy.

*nippless?
(SpittyWoonerism, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:42, archived)
# Wow
just....Wow......
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:18, archived)
# FACT: Mermaids have no nipples.
 
Their breasts are therefore functionally useless, mere vestiges of an abandoned evolutionary chain.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:19, archived)
# functionally useless?

i'm sure you could stil have a soapy tit wank from them.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:20, archived)
# Fair point, well made.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:21, archived)
# wouldn't even need soap . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:24, archived)
# I dunno
that saltwater can get a tad abrasive...and if there was a sudden swirl of sand whipped up from the ocean floor...
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:27, archived)
# it would wash the soap away anyhoo . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:28, archived)
# Hmm you're right.
And let's face it, if a mermaid that hot offered you one, I doubt finding some soap would be at the top of your list of priorities.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:31, archived)
# Is that hot?
 
Takes all sorts, I suppose.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:33, archived)
# have you ever tried making love in the sea...

...to an un-soaped pair of mermaid breasts? it's fine on the down stroke, but on the up stroke it rubs the wrong way on the scales.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:27, archived)
# *nods*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:28, archived)
# They're still nice though.
That also begs the question, "Do Mermen have winkies?"

Well do they?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:21, archived)
# yes, they do and they are huge
they perform a similar function to mermaids breasts. Something for humans to gawp at.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:28, archived)
# must really screw up
their streamlining. Unless they can suck it in when they need to swim away
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:33, archived)
# like blue whales
9ft cock that they keep in a groove along their bellies

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:35, archived)
# unlike mermaids breasts
which i should imagine help streamlining and general movement no end...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:40, archived)
# Yes.
 
Great thick ones like sharks.

No nipples, though.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:29, archived)
# Norks are never Useless!!!
Shame on you!
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:22, archived)
# To be fair, it is a fantasy
 
so logic is out of place.

I'm surprised he stopped at just two breasts.

: P
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:32, archived)
# ...........why are you surprised???!!!
8|
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:33, archived)
# agreed!

Two would appear to be the best number . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:38, archived)
# unless there are more than one girlie?
surely?
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:40, archived)
# well obviously . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:44, archived)
# ..because the anatomy is at your discretion.
 
I rather enjoyed this column the other day:

www.heartless-bitches.com/rants/comics.shtml

See also www.b3ta.com/board/4693913
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:52, archived)
# I'm getting the impression that you disapprove of the content of my art.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:10, archived)
# Somewhat, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't make it.
 
It just seems like a bit of a rut. The jokes and animations you used to make were great!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:15, archived)
# Woo!
I think you may have missed this . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:23, archived)
# oooooh.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:29, archived)
# Hurrah!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:29, archived)
# Morning Fran!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:34, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!

Morning Boys!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:35, archived)
# Horaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:06, archived)
# Cor!
she's a beauty!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:34, archived)
# would anyone here
be willing to ink and colour a sketch i have?
someone did it for me but never finished it, and im just not that way able ... its in my profile if anyone can be arsed...
(I helped save b3ta! Munky Boy today I am back., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:53, archived)
# The Devil, you say?
www.ImageShack.us" /
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:14, archived)
# oooh
Sugoi desu!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:22, archived)
# So basically you're taking someone else's work (sinfest.net) and colouring it ...
Now I know people do this with JollyJack, but he's on this board and he knows people do this. Tatsuya Ishida is not andI suspect would not approve.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:09, archived)
# ummm


I couldn't help it, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:07, archived)
# *bran flakes*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:09, archived)
# nine
of 'nine? woo
(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:09, archived)
# Now that, I'd be afraid of.
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:13, archived)
# I was trying to remember
if he also played Max from Hart to Hart, but he didn't... It was this fine fella.

(edited for TV show naming correctness)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:17, archived)
# na na-na-na-naaa na-na-na-naa do. do. do. do. do-do-do-do-do-do (and repeat)
i always thought the red airwolf with the laser was cooler tho
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:21, archived)
# Ah yes.
 
Hart to Hart was the sort of thing babysitters would let me watch but my parents wouldn't.

: D
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:27, archived)
# santini
aaaaaiiiiiirrrrrrr-gh
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:15, archived)
# haha!
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:16, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
brilliant!

you got to love Borgnine


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:17, archived)
# that grapes
my squildo
:)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Tenuous...
www.ImageShack.us" /
...but cute.
Comic by Ishida, colors by me
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 8:54, archived)
# love the one on the right :)
Woo!
nice coloring little fox!
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 8:58, archived)
# *tenuates*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:05, archived)
# *attenuates*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:06, archived)
# *tentacles*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:06, archived)
# *hentai*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:12, archived)
# *mornington crescent*
bugger. I think I envoked the Jubilee clause.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:20, archived)
# you did, but were entiltled to do so
as it was dealer's left who first invoked the loop . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:27, archived)
# No, no, no!
 
After "hentai", the next player is forced to respond "panties", or else forfeits his or her accumulated whiffensnoof.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:35, archived)
# not if play has reverted to anti-clockwise . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:58, archived)
# Oh, silly me.
 
So hard to tell when we're not in a circle.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:06, archived)
# *exterminates*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:07, archived)
# I have a very long day today and you love it
lectures from 10:30 to 6pm, run into town get picked up at 6:10, help instruct climbers and go climbing myself with uni 'til 11.

/stalker news
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:08, archived)
# *hides on top of whatever GMOS is climbing*

*blows up paper bag*

*readies hand to slap it with a resounding pop*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:10, archived)
# probably for the best
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:10, archived)
# trouble is my arms aching already . . . .

*abandons entire farce*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:13, archived)
# Wake up
(brob, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 8:52, archived)
# Why doncha put a little makeup?
 
...oh.

woo!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 8:56, archived)
# The Shining: Kabuki style
HEEEEEEEEEEERE'S KENJI!!!

Another fine b3ta image that will haunt me in my dreams...

(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:02, archived)
# I was wondering how I could make this morning any more fun...
but having a fit is the obvious solution, thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:08, archived)
# Dreamy tiem!
www.ImageShack.us" /
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 8:51, archived)
# Thats lully
you sir get a woo sir

And I should have left for work an hour ago
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 8:56, archived)
# She, sir, surely, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:05, archived)
# I don't mind
being called sir, but my name's not Shirley (runs)
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:15, archived)
# *Reads Profile*




High gas prices....


Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Gregor Lenko There's a tree..., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:28, archived)
# Ace
^^
(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:13, archived)
# Ey 'oop!

Click for story


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 8:46, archived)
# pffft
eh? 'Their human rights may be affected'?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 8:48, archived)
# Aye! 'appen!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 8:49, archived)
# I imagine
lawyers will be stalking maternity wards soon enough..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 8:59, archived)
# Yeah . . .
It's strange that there is no human rights legislation to stop people looking at adults . . . so why children?

BONKERS!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:02, archived)
# I dunno
 
Everybody I know who's got kids absolutely hated total fucking strangers thinking they've got some kind of right to push their ugly mush in a baby's face.

I'm inclined to agree.

To those withered old freaks who yet crave sweet, sweet baby-breath, I say, "fuck off! go make yer own!"
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:09, archived)
# More Fluffy!
www.ImageShack.us" /
Comic by Ishida, colors by me (er, and Photoshop)
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 8:29, archived)
# YAY!
 
I love Sinfest, especially Percy and Poochy.

I usually forget to check it regularly, and wind up binging on them.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 8:32, archived)
# where do I check them?
I need something to do instead of working
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 8:44, archived)
# sinfest.net
 
sinfest.net/strips_page.htm
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 8:45, archived)
# ah!
thanky
now I don't have to do anything work-related for the rest of the day
great
just like when I found the Devils panties webcomic and went through like two years worth in the office :)
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 8:49, archived)
# Devil's panties?
 
pffft!

also on keenspot... sweet.

I still haven't finished checking out everything linked from this wonderful site:

Patches
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:03, archived)
# No reason...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
Not exactly fluffeh
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 7:52, archived)
# It seems your bunny
is done with plotting.

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 8:06, archived)
# Sure it is!
 


woo!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 8:06, archived)
# PSSSSssssphhh!! (Spitting drink sound)
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

It's Fluffy-Whuffy the Homicidal Maniac!
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 8:23, archived)
# heheh
 
that little one pre-dates the magenta bunny.

From a time when I really did want to take to a couple of people with something sharp...

or blunt, it wouldn't have mattered.

: D
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 8:29, archived)
# Do tell
I do like a good massacre story
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 8:35, archived)
# I didn't kill anyone
 
as Leland said in the Black Lodge.

No, just one of those things; can't go to the cops, can't implicate oneself in a homicide.

So you just let it burn you up inside til the feelings pass.

By Granthar's hammer, you will be avenged!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 8:44, archived)
# Never let the feelings pass
wait until they consume you and you can go for deminished responisibilty in court.
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 8:49, archived)
# Vigilante activities are usually frowned on by the authorities
 
since they don't recognise the validity of utu.

Just looking back to when that was first posted; that was a difficult time. One of the hardest parts being the strong feeling that it was right to seek my own.. reparation.

www.b3ta.com/board/1867750
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 8:56, archived)
# Utu sounds class
but I can see how it's frowned upon.
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:03, archived)
# I hope you can also see
 
why the desire to tear apart the offender and butcher his whole family was so strong.

Still, it doesn't have to happen in the same generation, even...

: D
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:10, archived)
# I can,
scary stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:21, archived)
# Tee hee
Snickers at (apparent) "Galaxy Quest" reference...
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:09, archived)
# I know, I couldn't help myself.
 
Referring to Twin Peaks and Galaxy Quest to parenthesise a very serious post...

typically incongruous, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:11, archived)
# It's.. umm..
it's Grabthors Hammer...


/Pedant

Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Gregor Lenko There's a tree..., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:36, archived)
# heheh
 
thanks!

This time around I didn't bother to check imdb to see how it's spelt...
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:44, archived)
# One last stab at the B3ta Boards tonight...

Jeff Swarthington was starting to reconsider his hidden wall safe.
(The If has remembered this site., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 7:50, archived)
# heheheh
 
Nice.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 8:29, archived)
# Everyone's a critic.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 7:42, archived)

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