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[challenge entry] Look at the size of teh Blunkett..!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:14, archived)
# He thinks its a lift.
some one shout 'second floor' next time the door opens
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:17, archived)
# why does he have a newspaper?
And what does it say?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 22:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Really poor...
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:13, archived)
# they should have the best pitch in the premier league
wit all that shit on it.......
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:16, archived)
# whoosh.... straight over my head
BTW is this NSFW showing a whole load of red cnuts....

EDIT : After opening my eyes, I find your picture woo. Well dunney.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:17, archived)
# hahahaha Compo it HARD..!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:18, archived)
# hmm
I wonder how long it took Diego Forlan to do his first dump...
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:26, archived)
# bindun, shirley?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:12, archived)
# Hehe
you are from Southend

AICMFP

I've always passed that place wondering what goes on in there
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:14, archived)
# no I'm not..
?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:16, archived)
# That place is in southend
I assumed you took the pic
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:17, archived)
# nah not me..
I'm not allowed out of the asylum..
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:19, archived)
# Woo!
But yes bindun!

More woo some than the other though!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:14, archived)
# 'ning


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:19, archived)
# haha!

ESPecially good.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:21, archived)
# I knew you were gonna say that . . .


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:22, archived)
# Hah.
That's the spirit, old chap.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:24, archived)
# I love puns . . .

they're my favourite comedy medium . . .


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:26, archived)
# me too
when I can conjure up the energy, that is...
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:46, archived)
# It's crystal clear that you can . . .


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:48, archived)
# thanks,
you're such a polite mana.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:50, archived)
# Nah!

I'm a tea leaf, really . . .


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:52, archived)
# just don't run off
and join occult.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:56, archived)
# Warlocks, will I!

I wouldn't know witch to join . . .


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:58, archived)
# all this cursing
isn't necesary, sir.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:04, archived)
# I wand-er if it is or not . . .


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:05, archived)
# it's better to tell someone simply
to staff it?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Ning
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:03, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:04, archived)
# but that m has confused
a generation of people, why stop now?
Good rolfage by the way^
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:08, archived)
# where did it go?
Did it leave a note, a message? Have you told the police?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:09, archived)
# I reckon someone stole it . . .


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:11, archived)
# Did you see 'im
sneaky bugger...
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:12, archived)
# Who?, me?
I saw nothing . . .


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:12, archived)
# 'ning!


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:08, archived)
# how are you on this fine morning?
the wife's gonna have a go at me tonight as i drunk too much wine last night.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:11, archived)
# Peachy!


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:13, archived)
# good, good.
she was feeling a bit off colour last night so i did everything, cook, clean, wash up, etc... and sat watching lost guzzling through a bottle of red. she hates it when i drink too much, but it's not like i'm homer simpson.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:16, archived)
# Hmmm


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:23, archived)
# hummm...
me drinking too much in general, and on a school night as well. and yes, too many questions not enough answers.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:34, archived)
# bugger




/stops searching for Rolf pics due to mindpiss
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:09, archived)
# A little brown fish?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:15, archived)
# It's brown!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:26, archived)
# Morning Boys!


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:29, archived)
# Morning wee Franny!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:35, archived)
[challenge entry] For old Radio One listeners of a certain age...
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:58, archived)
# I don't get it, I'm too young . . .

Arf!


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:59, archived)
# yeah whatever!


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:59, archived)
# I am too!

look . . .


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:00, archived)
# Ha ha
well,you are older than me!

*laughs*
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:03, archived)
# yes, but I've done it!

With a real lady!


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:04, archived)
# Damn,you got me there!


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:05, archived)
# You!?
I thought it was a real lady!

/confused


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:09, archived)
# Ha ha!
I remember that!




Viz did it too!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:59, archived)
# yes
they have probably done most of them i would imagine.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:05, archived)
# Eh?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:02, archived)
# hahahahaha
WOO!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Buh
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:33, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!

no wonder his lip's curled!

Must be his blossom arsehole . . .



(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:41, archived)
# sooper
A+
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:18, archived)
# haha
TJ: anyone know where i can find that little gif of a cartoon guy getting stressed with his computer and headbutting it till he's got no head?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:49, archived)
# I know the one you mean
but not where to find it, so really this post is a bit useless. *feels useless*
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:55, archived)
# Oi!

Stop feeling me!


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:56, archived)
# No
*feels*
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:57, archived)
# How rude!


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:00, archived)
# *feels*
*runs*
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:04, archived)
# come back!

I was nearly there . . .


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:09, archived)
# Yep.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:58, archived)
# strange, thass only half of it . . .


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:59, archived)
# refresh
you silly hatted man
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:02, archived)
# *refreshes*

Gah! s'gone completely now!


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:03, archived)
# Here
You go!

(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:07, archived)
# i put it to you that you didn't really do that...
...
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:13, archived)
# Pay attention!

Someone asked for it . . .


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:14, archived)
# no
i wont pay attention!

it's early and i cant be fuckered ;)
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:16, archived)
# yet, you have the inclination to post a negative comment . . .

*sighs*

I remember when this was all fluff . . .


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:20, archived)
# *cough*
www.b3ta.com/board/5173831
You did it better than me though
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:54, archived)
# ha ha woo!
also

(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:55, archived)
# ARF!
Full o' the joys of hummus!
WOO YAY etc.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:28, archived)
# Bert was far from impressed...

upon finding out Ernie had become a ninja!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:23, archived)
# but I am.
impressed, that is.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:24, archived)
# "No girl of mine is getting a job!"
Yay!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:24, archived)
#
ninja edit heh heh heh
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:28, archived)
# PIDGEONS IN THE NEWS!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:32, archived)
# Yay for ninjas :)
and woo to your pic :)
have a ninja Quo
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:35, archived)
# oh !, ponderous moon
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:21, archived)
# He looks like he is in mid-jumpt . . .
Have a Hurrah!

Hurrah!


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:28, archived)
# noice
Yay
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:46, archived)
# as per Mr. Teh Hat
Looks like the moon is practicing for a jumpting game!
lully!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:30, archived)
# 'lo all!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:18, archived)
# His modus operandi
is fecking people off the arse before boring them?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:20, archived)
# From the people who hired David Tennant to play Dr Who?
I wouldn't honestly be surprised.

Woo!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:22, archived)
# but he was sooooooo good as Casanova

and the roles are practically identical . . . .

C]80\


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:24, archived)
# I reckon Ross Noble'd make a great doctor
Or maybe Brian Blessed
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:25, archived)
# Teh Blessed is too old, but I can see Noble in the role . . .


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:26, archived)
# Bill Nighy
for every part ever.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:28, archived)
# even Rose!?


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:29, archived)
# especially Rose.
Even though I don't know who that is.
But especially Rose.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:31, archived)
# Billy Piper . . .


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:31, archived)
# That I'd pay to see
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:31, archived)
[challenge entry] He's a regular wizard
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:15, archived)
# YOU SHALL NOT PASS
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:19, archived)
# ahahahaha
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:22, archived)
# What are those hovering around your steaming dump, Gandalf?

Flies, you fools!


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:23, archived)
# ^ This
Shame this scene was only on the DVD version.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:23, archived)
#
much woo

(and nevermind the fact that I thought that was Moses at first glance....)
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:23, archived)
# parting the Red cheeks . . . ?


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:24, archived)
# holy hell,
Dave the pun-o-matic
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:25, archived)
# a pun for every occasion, each one lovingly hand crafted . . .


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:27, archived)
# Moses you say?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:28, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!

*(Bull)rushes off to buy a pair*

Woo!


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:28, archived)
# ooh
those must be flattering for the Can-aan
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:30, archived)
# (Exo)dus my bum look big in these?


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:32, archived)
# Gah! My Number's up!

More than my Job's worth . . .


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:39, archived)
# (Gen)esis getting boring?


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:41, archived)
# 'night!
 

 
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 7:58, archived)
# haha
Cage, you're fucking useless
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:01, archived)
# Yeah, that Billy Bob could go all night.
 
*shudders*
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:02, archived)
# yarr
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:06, archived)
# 'lo and goodnight


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:19, archived)
# 'Scuse me if I sound cynical...
but this just sprung to mind for some reason...



Quick and dirty - just like Nic Cage's weddings!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 8:54, archived)
# Less a hairdo, more an international incident
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 7:43, archived)
# hahaha NERYS!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 7:44, archived)
# i love her.
and all of her chins.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 7:45, archived)
# Her chins stop somewhere in the vicinity of her knees.
*FACT*
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 7:46, archived)
# giant pile of chins escapes
near drowning in rogaine plant only to be mistaken for candy floss by magpie. film at 11.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 7:51, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 7:46, archived)
# very nice sauerkraut
'ning all
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Quess
this one has been done to death already...

(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 7:30, archived)
# "it says 'let`s make love, not this phony war thang'"
woo!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 7:45, archived)
# woo for the Divine Comedy!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:23, archived)
# hahaha
nice!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 7:55, archived)
# updated from yesterday...
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 7:27, archived)
# aww! hehehehe!
busy bee!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 7:29, archived)
#
if he ran beehind a taxi, he'd save more money!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 7:42, archived)
# back in the news
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 7:12, archived)
# Life means life, dammit
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 7:18, archived)
# Either that or they want him to drive for Life Racing Engines
The only F1 car to lap Imola six minutes off of the pace. That's worse than jail, believe me.
www.f1rejects.com/teams/life/profile.html
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 7:20, archived)
# Hahaha
I read that as six seconds
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 7:25, archived)
# Hehehe, I bet they wished it was too
the review makes fun reading though
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 7:31, archived)
#

Heh heh and why not, eh? ;)
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 6:01, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
 
'tis lully, tho'.
 
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 6:04, archived)
# :)
I just got curious about how that free reflection plugin works. As it turns out, it's fantastic for a freebie. Now I'm going to try to figure out some way to use it that isn't completely cliched :)
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 6:16, archived)
# Use it in a toliet
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 6:22, archived)
# YES!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 6:33, archived)
# Damn
 
I made an avi of a ripply toilet, but I don't have anything to turn it into a gif.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 7:22, archived)
# where might this plugin be?
always in the market for semi useless computer tat.

maybe Fresnel Reflection Plugin?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 6:43, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 6:47, archived)
# thanks.
if I ever decided to get a new HD for the windows box I'll have a play with it :)
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 6:58, archived)
# Dammit
I didn't notice. Sorry :)
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 7:14, archived)
# no problem!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 7:23, archived)
# What, no Mac version?!
 
: D
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 7:00, archived)
#
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 7:14, archived)
# You better be!
Anyhow, couldn't you replicate those effects manually?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 7:17, archived)
# YAY
Something to stare at.

WOO!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 6:04, archived)
# oooh, nice!
By the way, anyone having problems with google? I haven't been able to access any google sites for 24 hours.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 6:09, archived)
# Nope, google seems in fine health.
(And I don't run with a cache so it's not loading from the HDD either.)
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 6:10, archived)
# must be my isp is borked -
no google at all, can't get hotmail via web or email client, some sites load like I'm on a 14kbs modem...gah!
b3ta, however, loads right up.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 6:12, archived)
# Check your task list for BirminghamRules.exe
It's a terrible multi OS virus that seems to be going around. Spread by some ginger twonk apparantly.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 6:17, archived)
# *smug mac user*
no viruses here
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 6:27, archived)
# Yeah, that'd be kind of like spending billions on invading the isle of man...
*Hums*
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 6:31, archived)
#
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 6:33, archived)
# Um... genius satire?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 6:34, archived)
# well...
I lurv the dogcow.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 6:37, archived)
# That is kinda cute actually...
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 6:44, archived)
# windows never had such a cute little icon.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 6:55, archived)
# you love man?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 6:50, archived)
# Depends on the man
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 6:51, archived)
# there are plenty of Mac viruses
.. if you`re using the really old versions of the OS ;)

expect to see more attempts though as the Mac continues to eat into Windows share
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 7:40, archived)
# I remember
the autostart one, but that was ages ago.
I'm not so smug as to think it will never happen again, just that right now it's unlikely. I do have a firewall and hefty filters on my email client.

I still use OS 7 on my ancient powerbook when I need to take a laptop somewhere to use Word. Athough with it's cica 1993 internal modem, I'd never use it to access internet :)
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 7:52, archived)
# DNS problems, I bet
I went through this every couple of days a few months ago.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 6:18, archived)
# must be.
Unfortunatly my primary emails are hotmail and gmail.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 6:28, archived)
# That am teh pretteh
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 6:22, archived)
# hahaha madman
hurray!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 5:36, archived)
# Don't forget this one.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 5:43, archived)
# hahah
i love the last one
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 5:49, archived)
# That's my favourite too.
In an extremely sad twist of fate i've found myself muttering "damned pants" when i'm annoyed with something.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 5:52, archived)
#
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 4:51, archived)
# No hands, no solids?
You are a bad bad person.

(Woo!)
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 4:52, archived)
# Most woo
Well done!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 4:54, archived)
# haha wonderful
yay for slacking off at work
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 5:05, archived)
# Furtive slacking, o yes.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 5:27, archived)
# FUCK ME!
hello

I smell of vomit (not my own) and sweat (mostly my own)
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 5:15, archived)
# No fucking til you've had a shower.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 5:26, archived)
# hello matey, are you well?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 5:27, archived)
# Yes.
 
I'd go so far as to say, "chipper".

That may just be because I don't have fools puking up on me.

: D
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 5:31, archived)
# hahaha the silly chap drank too much on very little food
then threw up lots then got very cold

then got put to bed by Grandma
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 5:34, archived)
# You're a good friend.
 
I have a shameful history of doing similar to myself.
 
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 5:42, archived)
# Why yes
I have woken up in many of strange bathrooms, only cause no one put me to bed...
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 6:00, archived)
# It's a habit I've taken 29 years to grow out of.
 
...I hope!
 
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 6:05, archived)
# I've spent 22 years
geting used to it
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 6:10, archived)
# You're all so old...
*Feels better about not being a teenager since last year*
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 6:12, archived)
# Here is some advice
...........
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 6:16, archived)
# I feel wiser already
Or that could be flu I'm feeling...
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 6:20, archived)
# Just dont
throw up on yourself.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 6:21, archived)
# Love people like that.
Once had to carry a friend back to their house and explain why they couldn't stand by themselves to their parents... fun times... needless to say no one invited him to anything after that.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 6:45, archived)
# That's what finally convinced me to eat properly before drinking.
 
Going to too many flat-warmings, redecorating the bathroom, and not being invited back.

For shame!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 6:56, archived)
# Ever been carried two miles by a friend and some random guy who looked concerned called 'Jacque'?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 6:59, archived)
# Once I get to that point
 
I wake up with a vague recollection that things didn't go quite according to plan.

Then I have to find out what I did from my (former) friends...
 
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 7:01, archived)
#
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 4:35, archived)
# Woo
Nice hat!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 4:36, archived)
# seconded!
woo
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 6:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nice :)
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 4:37, archived)
# fuckin' awesome critter.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 4:37, archived)
# That
Reminds me of those crazy Mambo drawings


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 4:42, archived)
# what's a crazy
mambo drawing?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 4:49, archived)
# A clothing label that ripped off Keith Haring's cartoon dogs.
 
It's Australian, so that may be why it's unfamiliar:

www.mambo.com.au/

'twas popular here in the 80s.
 
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 4:55, archived)
# BOB SAGET!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 4:52, archived)
# FUCK SALT!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 4:53, archived)
# PISS!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 4:55, archived)
# SHIIIIT!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 5:45, archived)
# noob saibot?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 7:14, archived)
# Digital paper dolls
elouai.com/
Make cute lil' things like this:
Twin from Matrix2 (and his drinking buddies)
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
no toilets though; you're going to have to do that yourself...
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 4:34, archived)

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