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# Have some shoppery
Probably been done
Kennedy is a pisshead
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:20, archived)
# Aaaarf!
That is shocking, go and stand in the corner
and think about what you've done :)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:22, archived)
# *stands in corner*
*thinks about what has been done*



*sniggers*
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:27, archived)
# arf!
That is am woo!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:32, archived)
# 'ning BBB
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:36, archived)
# *Busts out a Bassoon of a tune!
woo!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:24, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:28, archived)
# Arf to this
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:30, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
yes!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:47, archived)
# hee hee!
nice taggage!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:51, archived)
# top 'shop!
arfages
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:39, archived)
# .

(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:11, archived)
# It's far to early for fluffy teim :)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:13, archived)
# it's OK
it's drinking heroin and crack cocktails out of that syringe
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:17, archived)
# 'ning Waspy...it can carry on then
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:21, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
kill it
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:14, archived)
# Bullets cannot harm him
His wings are made from sheets of steel.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:19, archived)
# *stamps on it*
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:22, archived)
# aaarf!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:24, archived)
# look out terry
it'll have your fingers off...


...again.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:15, archived)
# Enough of the Charles Kennedy bandwagon already
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:15, archived)
# Arf ! :)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:15, archived)
# ^ this :)
i refuse to post in any bandwagons today..
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:25, archived)
# Why's that then?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:28, archived)
# i dunno
fancy a change
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:39, archived)
# 'allo
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:10, archived)
# Panda wantons
I loves'em!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:12, archived)
# Don't eat the black bits though...
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:14, archived)
# so what names have you come up with?
*prods the black bits*
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:16, archived)
# Lunch and dinner
*licks lips*
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:39, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 8:51, archived)
# Good day to you too
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 8:54, archived)
# 'Ning.
Nice pulsation.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 8:58, archived)
# hello
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:01, archived)
# time to whip out the old


/I should make a new one some day
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:04, archived)
# haha no
that'll never get old :)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:06, archived)
# this one

just doesn't do the trick
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:13, archived)
# 'Ning Sir
That's rather soothing for my hangover:)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:09, archived)
# Ning
and a request of help

A friend sent me a clip of a couple of asian guys miming to the backstreet boys. Is this GC and if not any idea where I can host it? Putfile seems to not want to host it.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:12, archived)
# seen it
:)
can't remember the site that hosts it already
otherwise i'd pass you a linky, sorry
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:16, archived)
# try out these sites for hosting vid
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:22, archived)
# the glassiest of cocks I think :)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:17, archived)
# Fair enough
i still think its pretty funny though
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:18, archived)
# indeed! :)
worth a chuckle
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:22, archived)
# Helloooo

(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:19, archived)
# ...
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 8:32, archived)
# hurrah! :)
woo
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 8:40, archived)
# Woo for cold beasties!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 8:42, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 8:47, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 8:54, archived)
# wayhey :)
marching into school sandwich boxes near you.

woo to both efforts :D
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 8:57, archived)
# Hah
Love the strapline.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 8:58, archived)
# 'ning Doctor
Good Crimbo?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:02, archived)
# Indeed it was sir, a veritably wonderful chrimbo
and your good self?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:03, archived)
# It was ok

busy but muted due to the funeral
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:09, archived)
# He looks like a penguin MC Hammer :)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 8:55, archived)
# That film puzzles me
It's like Americans have never seen a documentary before.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:51, archived)
# By and large, they haven't
We're spoiled over here with quality documentaries; Teh Yanks tend to get force-fed sub-Disney shit with a heavy helping of creationism.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:58, archived)
# Woo to Sir David Attenborough!
(and the piccy as well of course)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 10:29, archived)
# hup! hup!
hup!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 8:42, archived)
# go Rover go
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 8:55, archived)
# remember the roots of teh fluffy

'ning all
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 8:17, archived)
# grrr
here pussy pussy

woo!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 8:17, archived)
# rarr!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 8:21, archived)
# rarr!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 8:22, archived)
# yarr?

(confused pirate moment)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 8:31, archived)
# yarr!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 8:32, archived)
# rasputin.......
dash it!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 8:37, archived)
# damn!
Missed obvious punnage there (holds head in hands and cries in shame)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 8:55, archived)
# 'ning! and woo
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 8:40, archived)
# probbububly a bit late
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 8:17, archived)
# drink! feck! arse! woo!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 8:40, archived)
# it's going to run and run....
w00!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 8:43, archived)
# F-f-f-f-fuh-fuh-fuggers!! I c-c-c-could d-do that...
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 8:43, archived)
# Well then,
I made some new campaign posters for my brother! Excellent!

Image hosted by Photobucket.com

(Orig:: img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Tombre/Rightmanrightjobcopy.jpg)
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(This one's a bit shit, I kinda' banged it out short notice)
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Image hosted by Photobucket.com

Another old one:: img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Tombre/Readsbooksforfuncopy.jpg
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 7:08, archived)
# I'd vote...
... but I'm sorry, I haven't ASCLU.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 7:19, archived)
# Well I'd vote.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 7:42, archived)
# Hehe
they keep getting better
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 8:14, archived)
# looks like he's got some moob action going on in the third one.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 9:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Been a while since I did a compo entry or an opiate issue so...
...need I finish that sentence?
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:41, archived)
# Ted Heath.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:44, archived)
# Damnit, I missed out there...
Rupert Murdoch too.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:46, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:55, archived)
# That was disturbing and yet I can't take my eyes away
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:56, archived)
# not that i've ever been one to complain of such things anyway
but the subject matter seems to have deflected everyone from the realization that that's a 508kb anim :-P

i don't really care, just think it's funny
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 7:25, archived)
# hmmmm
no quo
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 5:22, archived)
# They've been airbrushed out, that's the joke here
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 5:24, archived)
# fuck's sake!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 6:33, archived)
# the hole
aint big enough.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 6:40, archived)
# ...for the both of us?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 8:16, archived)
# Sweet.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:44, archived)
# I was disturbed to find out that this existed
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 5:27, archived)
# hahaha
nicely done
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 5:07, archived)
# That's great :D
cheered me right up it did
*salutes*
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 7:52, archived)
# MY ZOO!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:11, archived)
# And a
fine one, at that.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:12, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHHHHAH
 
*pops*
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:12, archived)
# YOUR ZOO!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:12, archived)
# i'm quite proud of the crocodile.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:15, archived)
# It's a nice crocodile
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:16, archived)
# he's hungry.
hungry for love.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:17, archived)
# and horse.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:22, archived)
# Ah, hungry for horse-love.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:28, archived)
# Cock is the answer
to both
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:28, archived)
# But
to surprisingly little else.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:30, archived)
# I didn't copy you, I swear.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:16, archived)
# I'm not buyin' that
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:20, archived)
# Only 'cause you can't afford it
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:23, archived)
# Oh I can
but I just don't want it
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:27, archived)
# tcchhh
yeah, sure.

I WASN'T EVEN PLAYING ANYWAY
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:29, archived)
# YOUR ZOO!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:13, archived)
# ^
WHAT HE SAID!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:43, archived)
# Not what I said though
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:45, archived)
# Not what mr Archer said either no matter what he claims
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:51, archived)
# That crocodile is
gonna eat that giraffe...what a nawty nawty crocodile...
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:13, archived)
# that's one lovely crocodile
but it scares be a bit
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:16, archived)
# that is
Quite a smexual-looking zoo
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:23, archived)
# you might as well have shit on a scanner
and posted the results on b3ta
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:30, archived)
# I'm mildly surprised I haven't seen that done here.
 

...YET.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:32, archived)
# i once posted an enormous photograph of my own enormous poo.
but not here.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:43, archived)
# I've heard about ratemypoo.com often enough
 
but curiously enough, I've never troubled myself to visit.
 
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:45, archived)
# Do it now!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 5:25, archived)
# heh
 
ratemyhorsespoo.com, surely.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 5:30, archived)
# look more carefully
there's a real link in there too
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 5:31, archived)
# don't give them ideas
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:35, archived)
# Presto!
 

 
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:10, archived)
# that's silly
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:16, archived)
# just you wait
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:19, archived)
# 'enry 'iggins
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:21, archived)
# thank you
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:34, archived)
# yes
i can't say "just you wait" anymore without thinking of "enry iggins"

i should know, i was enry iggins
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:42, archived)
# JUST YOU WAIT.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:43, archived)
# you'll be sorry but your tears will be too late!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 5:13, archived)
# you'll be broke and i'll have money!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 5:14, archived)
# will i help ya? don't be funny!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 5:15, archived)
# just you wait, 'enry 'iggins, just you wait!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 5:15, archived)
# You love teh showtunes!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 6:11, archived)
# one day i'll be famous, i'll be proper and prim
go to saint james' so often, i will call it saint jim
one evening the king will say, eliza, old thing,
i want all of england your praises to sing!

next week on the twentieth of may
i proclaim 'liza doolittle day!
all the people will celebrate the glory of you
and whatever you wish and want i gladly will do

thanks a lot, king, says i, in a manner well bred
but all i want is 'enry 'iggins 'ead!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 6:36, archived)
# Change-o!
 

 
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:29, archived)
# Geh!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:30, archived)
# Goodness!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:36, archived)
# Shazam!
 

 
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:43, archived)
# I was just messing around with animation.

I'm kinda going for an Aha "Take On Me" feel...think I should throw in a few more frames?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:08, archived)
# It might need a few more
By the way, you might save on filesize by cutting the image into two parts, a small animation and a larger still bit on the left, it'll go weird on crap screens, but it'll save on bandwidth.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:09, archived)
# Good call
...give me a sec...
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:10, archived)
# *ahem*
I'll give you all the secs you need, love.

*re-adopts puritanical prudishness*
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:12, archived)
# animation tutorial
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:00, archived)
# SMELDGE!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:03, archived)
# Look tweaknik!
I'm learning to draw!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:07, archived)
# yay!
are you learning to be nice to people too?

:)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:10, archived)
# pah
I save that for real life. I didn't know quite what to say about your animation though. You used a tutorial or wrote one? What?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:12, archived)
# it's pretty good though
isn't it?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:15, archived)
# it makes me grin
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:16, archived)
# Who said bigger?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 3:44, archived)
# Sorry, but
there are so many hundreds of "Fantasy" artists out there, that no-one bothers to keep track of them. You could try asking on a forum of some fantasy art place, they might know.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 3:53, archived)
# oooh, i dont need the name now
i just needed a higher res version of that particular thing, which i've got now. This was just the typical jokey response to the BIGGER replies i always get.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 3:59, archived)
# ah, okay
sorry
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:05, archived)
# It's a Brian Froud
... painting from his "Good Faeries / Bad Faeries" collections, also found in the Faerie Oracle set.

Froud designed the Dark Crystal world and the Labyrinth creatures.

AICMFP
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 8:59, archived)
# Here's lookin' at you.
 

 
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 3:28, archived)
# *runs into room*
*panting*
SUFJAN STEVENS!
*collapses*
*dies*
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 3:29, archived)
# *fondles corpse*
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 3:31, archived)
# Here to sing us
a pensive song about Wyoming, shirley.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 3:36, archived)
# IF I LIVED IN CHINA
I'd still have chinese children.
etc.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 3:39, archived)
# ahhh, China, that brings back memories.
Remember when i used to make things in photoshop and flash?
and post them on the board?
And people used to say they were funny?
They must have been a right bunch of tasteless fuckers.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 3:47, archived)
# WANK.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:00, archived)
# i heard that he has cheerleaders
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 3:45, archived)
# Sort of.
He and his band wear cheerleading uniforms.

It's an entertaining show.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 3:52, archived)
# Perhaps not as entertaining as Gwen Stefani's cheerleading uniforms..
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 3:59, archived)
# gwen stefani is one of my least favourite famous people.
she ranks below michael barrymore.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:01, archived)
# True, her solo stuff ranks below No Doubt.
 
..and they weren't that great, either.
 
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 4:11, archived)
# YOUR FACE IS ODD PROPORTIONS!
probably
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 3:30, archived)
# Nonsense, I have a very attractive face.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 3:31, archived)
# Never said otherwise
simply said it's oddly proportions
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 3:31, archived)
# I COULDA BEEN A MODEL!
 
: )
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 3:32, archived)
# You do have the generic face shape
or something
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 3:33, archived)
# hahah
that takes me back...
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 3:42, archived)
# looks like you
got off with a hoover.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 3:32, archived)
# Oooh, that's very 'Stinky Cheese Man'
I got bored whilst making a new issue of the opiate and modified this entry on Wikipedia, enjoy it before it's deleted.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Archer%2C_Baron_Archer_of_Weston-super-Mare#Themes_in_his_work
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 3:31, archived)
# Interesting work
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 3:34, archived)
# I'll back you up.
 
Can't dispute the facts!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 3:39, archived)
# that is funny
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 3:33, archived)
# YOUR FUNNY.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 3:38, archived)
# It's Ryutarou!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 3:47, archived)
# W&O try topical
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 2:48, archived)
# 'Godbox' by Tim Earnshaw
is written is a similar style and as such it lies mostly unread next to my bed.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 2:55, archived)
# ah
saving it for the "mint condition" resell on eBay
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 2:58, archived)
# I've heared it's an excellent book,
but it is available for 1p (Used) on Amazon.co.uk, so I might be in for a wait.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 3:05, archived)
# More punctuation would be nice
Especially at this time of the night
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 3:12, archived)
# i could do
with more sleep at this time of the night
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 3:16, archived)
# here here!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 3:23, archived)
# in my warped little corner of the universe...
carriage return beat punctuation everytime
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 5:17, archived)
# it.... it says hello...
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 2:22, archived)
# I'm liking that
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 2:27, archived)
# *Says hello back*
(Hello!)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 2:30, archived)
# ***2001***
I'm sorry, I can't not Woo that, Dave.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 2:34, archived)
# its happy now...


(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 2:40, archived)
# Dory
Ooh, it's so pretty... I wanna touch it!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 2:51, archived)
# Does anyone know the name of this arty thing:
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 2:16, archived)
# i dunno - but you could check
www.whatareweyourartythingnamingbitches.com.net

Edit: Incidentally, I like pocoyo too. Especially pato.


(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 2:17, archived)
# gah, i clicked it too
curse you!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 2:19, archived)
# Yes you are my art thing naming bitches.
Now get to fucking work ya bum.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 2:23, archived)
# Is it...
Sally?


Geraldine?



Dave?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 2:34, archived)
# only a retard
wouldn't like pocoyo.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 3:30, archived)
# relatively scary lady?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 2:18, archived)
# Extremely
scary lady...I wouldn't want to see that in a dark alley...
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 2:53, archived)
# BIGGER!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 2:19, archived)
# if someone can give me the name
i'll post a bigger version
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 2:22, archived)
# It's Arnold Crukley
from the DeCorgirl Installation, 1992.



*may be a lie.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 2:22, archived)
# dunno... but I would**




















**pending further Investigations to ascertain that it is in fact

1 - Human
2 – Female
3 – of legal age

(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 2:25, archived)
# Like that would stop ya.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 2:26, archived)
# indeed... but in this current political climate
one has to cover ones arse (so to speak)

(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 2:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Seeing as though Dennis Rodman is already on Big Brother, I reckon Michael Jordan'll release a new range of these

sorry for crapness
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 1:58, archived)
# Indeed

Well, that's it for me. I'm off to go and lie down for a bit and pretend I sleep and things.

'night b3ta you roach's cocks!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 2:02, archived)
# laters
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 2:03, archived)
# night ..watch out for shifty sheeps :)
think I'll do the same

sleepy tiem..night b3tards :)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 2:06, archived)
# arf!
 
woo! for rotten puns.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 2:11, archived)

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